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ecomehdi · 10 months

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Unlocking the Secrets of Aztec Health and Beauty for Life: A Complete Guide

The Aztec civilization, which thrived in Mesoamerica between the 14th and 16th centuries, had a profound understanding of health and beauty. Their holistic approach to wellness encompassed not only physical health but also mental and spiritual well-being. By following their time-tested practices, we can unlock the secrets of Aztec health and beauty for a lifetime of wellness. The Historical…

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#Ancient traditions #Aztec civilization #Aztec secrets #Health andbeauty practices #Historical wellness #Holistic well-being #Mental and spiritual health #Mesoamerican wellness #Time-tested practices #Wellness techniques

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rrann-ddumbb · 2 days

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Enhance Your Routine with the Best Beauty Care Products

In today's fast-paced world, maintaining a beauty routine that caters to your skin's needs is essential for achieving radiant, healthy skin. With an overwhelming number of beauty care products available, it can be challenging to choose the right ones for your specific concerns. This article will guide you through the essentials of selecting and using beauty care products that can transform your skincare regimen.

The Importance of Beauty Care Products

Beauty care products play a crucial role in maintaining the health and appearance of your skin. They help to cleanse, nourish, protect, and rejuvenate your skin, addressing various concerns such as dryness, acne, aging, and pigmentation. Incorporating the right products into your daily routine can lead to noticeable improvements in your skin's texture, tone, and overall health.

Essential Beauty Care Products for Your Routine

1. Cleanser:

A good cleanser is the foundation of any beauty routine. It helps to remove dirt, oil, makeup, and impurities from your skin, leaving it clean and refreshed. Choose a cleanser that suits your skin type:

Dry Skin: Opt for a hydrating cleanser like Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser.

Oily Skin: A foaming or gel cleanser such as Neutrogena Oil-Free Acne Wash works best.

Sensitive Skin: Look for a gentle, fragrance-free option like La Roche-Posay Toleriane Hydrating Gentle Cleanser.

2. Exfoliator:

Exfoliation removes dead skin cells, promoting cell turnover and revealing a brighter complexion. Use an exfoliator 1-2 times a week, depending on your skin type:

Physical Exfoliators: Products with granules, like St. Ives Fresh Skin Apricot Scrub.

Chemical Exfoliators: Formulas with AHAs or BHAs, such as Paula’s Choice Skin Perfecting 2% BHA Liquid Exfoliant.

3. Toner:

Toners help to balance your skin's pH levels, tighten pores, and prepare your skin for the next steps in your routine. Try the Thayers Witch Hazel Toner for a gentle yet effective option.

4. Serum:

Serums deliver concentrated active ingredients to target specific skin concerns. Some popular serums include:

Hyaluronic Acid Serum: For hydration, like The Ordinary Hyaluronic Acid 2% + B5.

Vitamin C Serum: For brightening and anti-aging, such as TruSkin Vitamin C Serum.

Retinol Serum: For anti-aging and acne treatment, like **CeraVe Resurfacing Retinol Serum.

5. Moisturizer:

Moisturizers help to lock in hydration and protect your skin's barrier. Choose one that matches your skin's needs:

Dry Skin: Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel provides intense hydration.

Oily Skin: Clinique Dramatically Different Moisturizing Gel offers a lightweight, oil-free formula.

Sensitive Skin: Aveeno Ultra-Calming Daily Moisturizer is soothing and non-irritating.

6. Sunscreen:

Sunscreen is a non-negotiable step in any skincare routine. It protects your skin from harmful UV rays, preventing premature aging and skin cancer. Opt for a broad-spectrum sunscreen with SPF 30 or higher, like EltaMD UV Clear Broad-Spectrum SPF 46.

7. Face Mask:

Face masks provide targeted treatment and are great for a weekly skin boost. Depending on your skin's needs, you can choose from hydrating, purifying, or brightening masks:

Hydrating: Laneige Water Sleeping Mask.

Purifying: Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay.

Brightening: Garnier SkinActive Glow Boost 2-in-1 Facial Mask and Scrub.

Tips for Choosing the Right Beauty Care Products

1. Know Your Skin Type:

Understanding whether your skin is dry, oily, combination, or sensitive is crucial in selecting the right products. This knowledge will guide you in choosing formulations that address your skin's specific needs without causing irritation or imbalance.

2. Read Ingredient Lists:

Pay attention to the ingredients in beauty care products. Look for beneficial ingredients like hyaluronic acid, vitamin C, niacinamide, and retinol, and avoid harmful additives such as parabens, sulfates, and artificial fragrances if you have sensitive skin.

3. Check Reviews and Ratings:

Customer reviews and ratings can provide valuable insights into a product's effectiveness and potential drawbacks. Look for feedback from users with similar skin types and concerns to gauge how well a product might work for you.

4. Patch Test New Products:

Before incorporating a new product into your routine, perform a patch test to check for any adverse reactions. Apply a small amount of the product to a discreet area of your skin and wait 24 hours to ensure it doesn't cause irritation or breakouts.

5. Stay Consistent:

Consistency is key in any skincare routine. Give new products time to work and stick to a regular regimen to see the best results. It typically takes about 4-6 weeks to notice significant improvements in your skin.

Beauty care products are essential tools in your quest for healthy, radiant skin. By understanding your skin type and selecting the right products, you can create a skincare routine that addresses your specific needs and enhances your natural beauty. Embrace the wide range of beauty care products available and discover the transformative effects they can have on your skin. Happy shopping and here’s to glowing, healthy skin!

#skincare #cosmetics #skincare tips #skincare routine #skin health #skincare products #skin

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sanjuplayeven · 3 years

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skincareco · 4 years

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lorcantips · 2 years

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thevirgodoll · 4 years

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natural hair care list and beauty must haves?

Natural Hair list depends on what type of natural you are so as usual I’ll be comprehensive. My hair is really long and I’ve been natural for years so do what you will.

Braid Out / Twist / Wash and Go

Strong Holds for Summer

Aunt Jackie’s Curl Custard + Aunt Jackie’s Ice Curls ($15)

Cream of Nature Leave In + Cream of Nature Custard ($12)

Wetline Xtreme (only a few dollars) + A good Leave In — Camille Rose Naturals

-> To avoid crunchy gel I always use a bit of oil but it depends on your hair. Most of the time I don’t get crunchy with this combo but I always use oil just in general. And to avoid frizz I take down with argan or olive.

Curly Tips

1. Deep Condition with Heat, or Do a Hot Oil Treatment

2. Know your hair porosity...Hair type is fine but porosity is more beneficial over all. Even though I’m a looser texture, I still need to hydrate. Stop worrying about texture...

3. A good shampoo is important to use sometimes especially during summer.

4. Always test gel combos in your hand first to see if it’ll flake.

5. Be sure to trim...otherwise you’re making your hair break off. Mine doesn’t break cause I get regular trims and I also switch my hair up in braids during the summer to give it a rest from manipulation.

6. Pay attention to your hair and see what it needs. Moisture? Protein? Learn and educate yourself. Also, you don’t really need that many products as a natural...at least in my experience... eventually your hair will adapt and retain moisture for example. My hair is thick thick thick and low porosity!

Beauty Tips

1. Wash your face for 60 seconds otherwise it’s not penetrating your skin.

2. SUNSCREEN SUNSCREEN SUNSCREEN! This is the biggest skincare secret. You need a good sunscreen. Your skin will be even and hyperpigmentation won’t be an issue.. SPF 30 at LEAST.

3. Always wash your makeup brushes, wash your sheets/pillowcases...

4. Lashes go a long way for a natural look. But if you don’t wear lashes, lip gloss or lipstick (what you prefer) goes a long way.

5. Must haves: a good skincare routine, a good sleep routine, a wellness routine, and hydration. I could recommend products all day but if you aren’t doing routines for yourself it’s useless. I don’t use that many skincare products because my skin has reached a flawless point after dedicating myself to a routine.

•A must have for me is sunscreen, retinol, serum, toner, and a cleanser. Cleanser -> toner -> serum -> moisturize -> spf then retinol only at night. I use Differin. Hyaluronic acid is good to have in your moisturizer as well and then CeraVe is perfect for moisturizers because it has Niacinamide which helps with hyperpigmentation if that is your issue... Retinol also helps hyperpigmentation and increases cell turnover.

•Castor oil is great for growing your lashes or eyebrows if you need to do that. I already have thick eyebrows but I know some people have sparse.

6. Good foundations must try: Nars Radiant (concealer too), Fenty line, Urban Decay, Maybelline Fit Me (drugstore), Milani Foundation 2 in 1 (drugstore)

7. Best lashes are typically found at Beauty supply lol and glosses...

More beauty plus Hygiene & health wise secrets:

•DENTAL routine - Crest 3D White line is immaculate. My smile is beaming... also brush that tongue and use the mouthwash. Don’t forget to floss...

•don’t always sleep with underwear, let your sister breathe lol

•Native Deodorant is a great natural deodorant if you want to avoid the ingredients in regular

•Exfoliating gloves

•Butters and oils give me glowing skin on top of my lotion (body)

•Yogurt is great if you need to promote digestion. Smoothies are amazing for your body as well. And if you add almond milk it’s even better. Or smoothie bowls are just good in general — açaí. I feel so clean after eating an açaí bowl.

•Aztec clay mask is great for your hair and skin. Double duty!

If you need something specific, just ask! 💕

#answered #hair

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starr-fall-knight-rise · 4 years

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Humans are Space Orcs, “I Have Seen.”

Wrote something easy and more similar to my original stories today. I hope you like it.

I have been thinking about taking a couple days off from writing these stories, since I have been working non stop on this and the book for over a year now, so I am considering taking a break for about a week so I don’t burn out. I haven’t decided yet, so we shall see, but I hope you all have a great day.

I have a job no one knows about.

I don’t think anyone would be surprised if they heard about my job. I don’t even think they would care all that much.

None of this explains why my work station is in the basement of a nondescript government bunker on a death planet…. A!36. I can’t explain why I need three codes to get into my office, or why I go through five locked doors, or why I am not allowed to tell anyone what I do on pain of termination and imprisonment.

You would assume, perhaps that I am a spy, and involved in some covert cloak and dagger espionage against other species and nations: you would be wrong.

You might assume I am a weapons developer, but you would also be wrong.

Perhaps you think I spend my time wire-tapping on important calls between species and recording important information.

None of this is really the case.

In fact, what I do is quite safe and relatively simple, plenty of other non-humans are doing it of their own accord and plenty more humans do it on a regular basis. What I do is not illegal, it is not espionage, it wouldn’t even phase you.

If that is the case.

Why do so many of my coworkers go missing?

Why are there absent desks every few months?

Why can I not make any lasting friends?

Management always give excuses to those of us who are left.

They left for mental health reasons.

THey moved on to a different job.

They are moving up in the company.

They had to be let go.

All things generic and all things that wouldn’t generally raise suspicion… unless they happen so frequently as us.

You may be wondering at this point, what it is I do for a job.

Perhaps, you think, it is very boring and unfulfilling that I would go insane from sheer boredom.

No, I actually find my job quite interesting.

Perhaps you think my job forces me to watch very disturbing and violent things…. And I suppose that could be close to the truth, though no one forces us to watch the videos if we don’t want, and no one makes us read the material if we cannot handle it. In fact, there are those of us who specialize in that sort of thing.

I do.

I am a specialist in historical xenopsychology.

I study human history.

When I say that I study human history, I do not mean as in a passing fancy. I do not simply read their school children’s textbooks and accept everything I see as truth, no, every day , I come into work and it is my job, to learn about everything that has ever happened in human history, to the best of my ability.

It is my job to know the good, the bad, the ugly, and the monstrous.

I work from day to night, cataloguing and filling my brain with all the information I can before recording it as a lecture on aura drives, which are then stored away for future use in a deep backup system under the surface of this planet.

I have followed human history since the beginning of time.

And I have marveled at it.

Much of my research is flawed, I know. Human history has always been biased, history being shaped and molded by the winners of conflict. Much of what else I know stems primarily from scholarly work humans have done on their own species, looking back the centuries and making assumptions about what they were doing.

While this is a good insite -- humans trying to explain the behavior of other humans-- it isn’t necessarily correct.

For this reason, it is my job to study every piece of information that comes across my desk.

Due to a government agreement between the galactic assembly and the United Nations of Earth, I was given access to the rebuilt library of Alexandria and all of its electronic files which include photos and information on the original documents that they keep in sealed vaults below the library.

I have read every account of human history, and every second hand interpretation of human history that I could possibly find in my time working here.

I have read Darwin and his early theory regarding evolution. I have examined his evidence, which include images and diagrams of the human body spanning centuries. My determinations were made just the same as the rest of them. Humanity was a tree-living species that found its evolutionary niche through walking and the use of opposable thumbs.

This ability to walk, in tandem with the use of hands eventually gave rise to the slow swelling of the brain in comparison to other animals. Human evolved primitive tools, and even more primitive religions, societies and rules.

They developed art early on, painting on the walls of their caves, in the darkness of night surrounded by their fires.

I have read about their befriending of animals in that same darkness. Man’s slow molding of the wolf into the dog - a species designed specifically for the needs of man.

I have attempted to read every account of every atrocity ever inflicted on humanity.

I have read of wars, and battles, Marathon, Thermopylae, Kadesh, D-day, Vietnam, Korea, Russo-Japanese, World wars I, II, III, and IV and the Panasian War.

I have witnessed in images and first hand accounts the chilling discoveries of natural disasters gone back thousands of years. Pompeii, Mt. St Helens, Katrina, Tsunamis, earthquakes, the fire of london, 1887 yellow river flood, the 3130 California earthquake, and Haiti earthquakes.

And I have studied and witnessed every atrocity man has ever committed on its own people. The Mongol hordes, the crusades, Mayan and Aztec sacrifices, The Armenian genocide, the Holocaust, mustard gas, 9/11, slavery in the America, the Trail of Tears, The Bataan Death March, the Berlin wall, Civil war, the French revolution, Nanjing, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

I tore a hole in humanity and looked inside to see your rot.

I study the maggots that crawl under your skin.

Don’t confuse me with someone who fears you, or is even disgusted by you. You have committed thousands of horrors, yes this is true. But humanity is not a polished gem, it is an uncut stone marred by dirt and debris, but beautiful in a way that can hardly be explained.

You scrub away the rot only to find more underneath, yet you continue to scrub, in a futile attempt to better yourselves.

It is a beautiful thing if not in vain.

I do not judge you for your crimes because I have also seen your achievements. I watched you survive the dark ages, I learned your philosophy from the greek world which brought the beauty of democracy and equity in later forms. I watched the enlightenment of the Renaissance, and have seen your beautiful artwork from each period of time.

I have witnessed your great nations and empires rise and fall, Assyria, Byzantine, Rome, Britain, Egypt, Mongole, Aztek, Soviet Union, The chinese Dynasties and the Communist parties. The United States, and the Asian Co-Prosperity Collective

I have seen your bravery and your loss.

I have learned about the good that walks your earth.

Humans who stood up to tyrants.

I have even examined your stories of creation, of deities who molded humans from clay or dust, watched your world come into form in seven days, or ride on the backs of giant animals. I have seen the gods gift you with fire and learned the teaching of your martyrs over the centuries. Men and women slain and stoned or pulled away by spirits. I have learned of crucifixion, death and rebirth as well as reincarnation and a return to the very fabric of the universe itself.

I see everything.

I see everything. I see it all in my dreams laid out before me like a tapestry following each woven thread through the ages. I thought if I looked back, I could know as much as I possibly could. If I dug deep enough, I would be able to see your secrets.

And I have discovered you.

I see you hiding in there.

I know what you are.

Come out, come out.

And I won’t stop until it is all over and your cities crumbled into dust and bone.

…

I am being called into my manager’s office. Perhaps I too am ready to go up in the company.

...

I will be back soon…

Deus

#humans are insane #humans are space orcs #humans are space australians #HUMANS ARE WERID #humans are space oddities #earth is a deathworld #Earth is space Ausralia

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May I have some cochineal fun facts?

Yes! Hell yes!

So when I was around 10 years old, I begged my mom to buy me this book from the Scholastic Book Fair at my school, and she did! It was really expensive, too, like $15 or $20. I was so excited. This is the book:

In the book, there's one section about the Spanish Cochineal Monopoly of the 1700s:

The text of page 50 reads:

"How did this insect change the politics of Europe?

"Life-size cochineal insect [arrow pointing to image]

"'Anyone who is anyone must be seen in red.'

"What is cochineal?

"The cochineal insect (Dactylopius coccus) is a tiny scale insect that lives in tropical and subtropical South America and Mexico. It lives on cacti.

"The insect produces an acid to stop other insects from eating it. The acid can be taken out of the insect's body and eggs to make a red dye.

"These days cochineal is used as a food coloring. Its popularity has increased as health concerns over artificial food colorings have risen."

The text of page 51 reads:

"Capturing the perfect red

"Red is one of the most loved of all colors, and it has been for thousands of years. Throughout the world, in different cultures, red has been used to represent danger, courage, passion, violence, and beauty. However, humans would see a range of vibrant reds in nature -- in flowers, on insects, the color of blood and fire -- but re-creating it was another matter. European artists and dyers struggled for centuries to find a way to produce the perfect red, and until the 16th century the best reds were made from another insect, called kermes. Neolithic cave paintings in France, the Dead Sea Scrolls, and the wrappings of Egyptian mummies were all tinted with this dye. Compared to the reds in nature, however, kermes tints look dull and faded.

"By the 14th century, the Incas and Aztecs in Mexico were producing an extraordinary red dye from the tiny cochineal insect. They valued the dye as much as gold. In the 1520s, Spanish invaders (conquistadors) found the Aztecs selling a beautiful red dye in their markets. They quickly learned of its secrets and shipped it back to Europe, where it produced the strongest red the world had ever seen. The dye was an instant success. Red became the color of royalty and aristocracy and Spain made a fortune selling cochineal around the world.

"The Spanish kept the insect a heavily guarded secret. Most Europeans thought the dye was extracted from berries or cereals, because the dried insects looked like grains of wheat. Access to cochineal farms was tightly controlled and many unfortunate dye workers were put to death to ensure the secret was kept. Eventually, a French naturalist succeeded in smuggling out live cactus pads covered with the insects. Cochineal "ranches" were started in dozens of countries and remained the main source of red dye until synthetic dyes were produced at the end of the 1800s."

Here's the Wikipedia link for cochineal insects

And here's the Wikipedia link for carmine, the dye made from cochineal insects, which is still used today, mostly in food and cosmetics!

#rainaramsay #personal #ask #cochineals #cochineal monopoly #insect #bug #imperialism #death tw

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waveypedia · 4 years

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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 1

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group chat: let kids be kids

Junior-Woodchuck74, ICanDeweyIt, Lou, TheWebbedWonder, lenaonme, Violet-Sabrewing

1:47 pm

TheWebbedWonder: hey guys

TheWebbedWonder: This group chat is amazing!!!

TheWebbedWonder: I’ve never really been part of a group chat before so i love it!!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: To be fair, you didn’t have a phone before Uncle Donald

TheWebbedWonder: Yes, and I am forever grateful to him

ICanDeweyIt: Dadnald strikes again!!

TheWebbedWonder: Anyway

TheWebbedWonder: You know what would be fun?

Lou: what

TheWebbedWonder: Let’s make a group chat for the whole family!!

Lou: But we already have a family gc

TheWebbedWonder: I know

TheWebbedWonder: But we don’t have one with the extended family!!

ICanDeweyIt: omg that’d be so chaotic

ICanDeweyIt: IM IN

TheWebbedWonder: HECK YEAH

new group chat: Family Groupchat!!!

1:56 pm

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl created chat

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl added Junior-Woodchuck74, ICanDeweyIt, green-sharpie, aw-phooey, Scrooge-McDuck, worldsgreatestadventurer, 22, TheCrashiestCrash, lenaonme, Violet-Sabrewing, and ghostbutler.

aw-phooey: Webs

aw-phooey: We already have a family group chat

Scrooge-McDuck: Aye, I do not need more of these blasted text messages making my phone make noises

Scrooge-McDuck: it’s quite distracting when I’m in a board meeting

green-sharpie: dude just mute the chat

aw-phooey: Louie he is not allowed to mute the chat

aw-phooey: you know the rules

worldsgreatestadventurer: besides that would be no fun >:(

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Hang on

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Im adding more people I just have to find their usernames

Violet-Sabrewing: *I’m

lenaonme: omg vi cmon

Violet-Sabrewing: Lena, we are sisters. You know me well. Did you not think I would correct Webbigail’s grammar?

lenaonme: yea

lenaonme: but webby needs to maintain her excited aesthetic

Violet-Sabrewing: Understandable.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl added worldsgreatestinventor, TotallyNotGizmoduck, ihaveahead!!!, worldsgreatestinvention, Lucky-Gander, mutant-krill!!!!, purpleisforthegays, Indy_Sabrewing, moonlander-general, and Wine-Aunt

worldsgreatestinventor: what on earth

worldsgreatestinventor: this is ridiculous

TotallyNotGizmoduck: agree to disagree Dr. Gearloose

TotallyNotGizmoduck: This is so cool!!!

worldsgreatestinventor: believe what you want fenton, but i am inherently correct

ICanDeweyIt: like i said

ICanDeweyIt: SO chaotic

worldsgreatestadventurer: Gyro!!!

worldsgreatestadventurer: One of us is gonna have to change

TotallyNotGizmoduck: But Gyro and Lil’ Bulb match!!! It’s so cute!!!

TheCrashiestCrash: aww!!

worldsgreatestinvention: agreed we are adorable

worldsgreatestadventurer: ok now two of us will have to change.

worldsgreatestadventurer: LIL’ BULB

Junior-Woodchuck74: This is going to be so confusing

ICanDeweyIt: AND CHAOTIC

moonlander-general: Dewey, you have a one-track mind.

worldsgreatestinventor: Fenton for the love of all things science I thought I told you to change your ridiculous name!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I changed it in the Team Science group chat!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: YOU HAVE A TEAM SCIENCE GROUP CHAT????

lenaonme: damn huey

lenaonme: that was intense

green-sharpie: trust me lena u aint seen nothin yet

Violet-Sabrewing: Louie, your grammar is atrocious.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Trust me Vi he knows

Junior-Woodchuck74: He does it on purpose

Scrooge-McDuck: What was that blasted thing you said?

Scrooge-McDuck: For the aztec???

Violet-Sabrewing: I believe you may mean aesthetic?

Violet-Sabrewing: It means for visual appeal.

green-sharpie: right on vi

green-sharpie: lena were finally getting to her

green-sharpie: she understands pop culture

Indy_Sabrewing: I will not let you corrupt my beautiful daughter!

Indy_Sabrewing: She is wonderful the way she is.

Indy_Sabrewing: Of course, if Violet wishes to learn pop culture, she may.

Violet-Sabrewing: I do, thank you Dad!

purpleisforthegays: I, for one, am glad.

lenaonme: SIR

lenaonme: POPS

lenaonme: you have my respect forever

purpleisforthegays: Good to hear!

lenaonme: best name goes to ty sabrewing!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: omg agreed

lenaonme: also he’s right

TheCrashiestCrash: Yeah!

TheCrashiestCrash: I think my friend would agree

purpleisforthegays: Thank you Lena! I love you!

lenaonme: sdfghhgfsldkfsslfdejsdhshdgs

lenaonme: <3 <3

lenaonme: im not gonna do my chores when i’m in teenage rebellion mode tho

purpleisforthegays: Hmm

purpleisforthegays: Disappointing.

Indy_Sabrewing: what did you expect honey

Scrooge-McDuck: Lena what is that… thing you just typed?

moonlander-general: did you just have a stroke? Is she in good health?

ICanDeweyIt: it’s a keysmash Uncle Scrooge

Violet-Sabrewing: It is a way to express intense emotion.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: lena was overwhelmed by the love!! Which we will continue to give because she’s a beautiful angel who deserves all the love in the world!!!

lenaonme: omg webs

lenaonme: 💖💕💜💖💕💖💖💖💜💜💕💕💕💖💖💙

TheCrashiestCrash: it’s like a crash… but in text form!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Somehow, that is accurate.

Violet-Sabrewing: @moonlander-general Lena is okay!

moonlander-general: I am relieved.

moonlander-general: not that I was worried about her

worldsgreatestadventurer: aww, Penny! You care!!

moonlander-general: …

moonlander-general: Fine.

lenaonme: thanks Penny

Junior-Woodchuck74: @worldsgreatestinventor @TotallyNotGizmoduck @ihaveahead!!! @worldsgreatestinvention ADD ME TO THE TEAM SCIENCE GROUPCHAT YOU COWARDS

worldsgreatestinventor: you’re still on about that huh

ihaveahead!!!: done

worldsgreatestinventor: MANNY

ihaveahead!!!: dr. gearloose u should know this by now.

ihaveahead!!!: i am no coward.

worldsgreatestinvention: i can confirm this.

worldsgreatestinventor: YOU CAN’T ADD PEOPLE TO MY GROUP CHAT WITHOUT MY CONSENT

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Actually, it’s technically my groupchat. I set it up.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Dewey and I set up your account, remember Dr. Gearloose?

worldsgreatestinventor: ...

worldsgreatestinventor: You still need to change your name, Fenton.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: fine.

TotallyNotGizmoduck changed their name to Blathering-Blatherskite

worldsgreatestinventor: That’s not much better.

worldsgreatestadventurer: you also need to change your name gyro!!

worldsgreatestadventurer: you too lil’ bulb

worldsgreatestinvention: i disagree

22: This is becoming tiring.

22 changed worldsgreatestadventurer’s name to Della

22 changed worldsgreatestinventor’s name to Gyro

22 changed worldsgreatestinvention’s name to Lil’ Bulb

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Granny!!!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I know you don’t usually use group chats so it’s nice to see you 🥰 💕

22: Webby, I’m sitting across the room from you.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Aw c’mon Granny you know what I mean 💕🥺

22: ...Nice to see you too, dear.

Della: >:O

Della: enough with the soft fluff melting my heart

Della: MRS. B!!!

Della: betrayed by my own housekeeper/bodyguard/mentor *sad emoji*

Junior-Woodchuck74: Mom you know you can actually use emojis right?

Della: whatever

Della changed their name to Adventure-Pilot

Adventure-Pilot: @Gyro truce?

Gyro: Fine.

Gyro: I accept.

Gyro: But don’t believe that this is so easily forgotten!!

Adventure-Pilot: aww I’ve missed our prank wars!!

Gyro changed their name to wildlymisunderstood

wildlymisunderstood: i haven’t.

Adventure-Pilot: awwwww!!!

Adventure-Pilot: I speak Gyro. I know you’re really saying i love you Della and i missed you too!!

wildlymisunderstood: ...i am not. your gyrospeak is incorrect.

Blathering-Blatherskite: I actually speak Gyro and I can attest to this.

Blathering-Blatherskite: He’s actually saying: I hate your prank wars with a passion but I still missed you and I feel responsible for the Spear of Selene breaking down.

wildlymisunderstood: Cabrera!!!

wildlymisunderstood: i told you that in confidence!!!

Blathering-Blatherskite: Oh no

Blathering-Blatherskite: I’m “Cabrera” again

wildlymisunderstood: you dug your own grave

Blathering-Blatherskite: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET HIM TO CALL ME FENTON????

green-sharpie: ...i can tell ur really upset about it…

Junior-Woodchuck74: Louie c’mon

aw-phooey: louie

Scrooge-McDuck: bless me bagpipes

Scrooge-McDuck: I do not want to go through this again

Blathering-Blatherskite: ...I may have messed up.

wildlyunderstood: MAY??

lenaonme: tbh we all knew that, mr. mad scientist.

wildlymisunderstood: excuse me! it is doctor mad scientist to you!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: after what happened in Tokyolk I’m not 100% sure you even have a doctorate

lenaonme: damn y’all got to go to tokyolk

lenaonme: lucky

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: ikr

Junior-Woodchuck74: trust me it was very stressful

Junior-Woodchuck74: But also fun!

aw-phooey has changed wildlymisunderstood’s name to dr. mad scientist

dr. mad scientist: thank you.

dr. mad scientist: i guess.

Scrooge-McDuck: Aye Gyro, it’s not a secret.

Scrooge-McDuck: But all is well. I never blamed you and neither did Della

Adventure-Pilot: huh, I never knew that. Sorry gy-man

Adventure-Pilot: uncle scrooge is right. I don’t blame you dude

dr. mad scientist: … good to hear, i guess.

dr. mad scientist: i’m glad you’re back, della.

Adventure-Pilot: <3 <3 <3 <3 I love you too!!!!!

dr. mad scientist: ugh, affection. disgusting.

Lil’ Bulb: he loves it.

dr. mad scientist: besides i’m gay.

Adventure-Pilot: that’s not what I meant and you know it.

Junior-Woodchuck74: heck yeah for platonic affection!!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: heck yeah!!

ICanDeweyIt: heck yeah!!

mutant-krill!!!!: heck yeah!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: FETHRY

aw-phooey: hi feth!!

green-sharpie: wait there are more people

green-sharpie: this chat is confusing enough, webs.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Just you wait!! I have a list of people I’d like to add that aren’t in the chat yet!!

green-sharpie: wait is this one of your meticulously planned out fantasies-turned-schemes?

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yep!!

lenaonme: wow what a surprise.

Violet-Sabrewing: Ah, it’s nice to see another one of your thoughtful plans play out successfully, Webbigail!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: thank you Vi!! 💖💖

mutant-krill!!!!: Hi Huey!! I miss you!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: I miss you too!!

moonlander-general: why are you so passionate about “mutant krill”?

mutant-krill!!!!: my dearest companion, Mitzy, is a mutant krill!!

moonlander-general: hmm. Understood slightly, may need more context in the future.

ICanDeweyIt: i’ll fill you in later Penny dw.

mutant-krill!!!!: Mitzy says hi, everyone.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Hi Mitzy!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Hi Mitzy!!

Adventure-Pilot: Hi Mitzy!!

aw-phooey: hi mitzy!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Hi, Mitzy!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Even though I have not met you yet.

mutant-krill!!!!: Mitzy says it’s nice to meet you, Violet!!!

mutant-krill!!!!: and I say that, as well!!

Violet-Sabrewing: It’s nice to meet you too, Fethry!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Isn’t it wild that some of our family has just straight up

Junior-Woodchuck74: never met each other

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: We should have a big introduction party!!

TheCrashiestCrash: That’d be fun!!

TheCrashiestCrash: i’ll help you plan webs!!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Thanks LP!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: @ghostbutler @Junior-Woodchuck74 join the planning committee!

ghostbutler: hmm

ghostbutler: no.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: c’mon you’ll get to prove you’re a better party planner than Huey!

Junior-Woodchuck74: hey!

ghostbutler: i already did that.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Do it again, then!

Indy_Sabrewing: Excuse me, but is that not essentially the purpose of this chat?

Scrooge-McDuck: Ack, the lass is right. this newfangled tech cannot beat face-to-face interactions!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰

lenaonme: scrooge grandpa moment

aw-phooey: HAHAHAAHAHAHA

Scrooge-McDuck: excuse me lass

aw-phooey: scrooge grandpa moment

Scrooge-McDuck: DONALD DUCK

aw-phooey: hahahahaha

Scrooge-McDuck: I AM YOUR UNCLE

Scrooge-McDuck: Show some respect

Scrooge-McDuck: YOU TOO LENA SABREWING

lenaonme: 😔😔

lenaonme: 😘

aw-phooey: you lost my respect a long time ago and you know it

TheCrashiestCrash: You have my respect, Mr. McDee!!

TheCrashiestCrash: So do you Mr. Dee!!

aw-phooey: thank u launchpad

aw-phooey: you have my respect too

Scrooge-McDuck: Aye

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Aww how wholesome!

green-sharpie: this chat is wild

ICanDeweyIt: why dear brother, that’s the point!!

22: Chaos is not a desired concept, Dewey.

Adventure-Pilot: agreed Dew chaos is fun!!

ICanDeweyIt: Heck yeah Mom validation!!

Adventure-Pilot: mom validation is here anytime you want it, sweetie!!

ICanDeweyIt: sdfghgfds

Adventure-Pilot: but also I’m here to spite Mrs. B for changing my glorious name.

dr. mad scientist: wasn’t all that glorious

Adventure-Pilot: you’d better watch yourself, gyro. The prank war is back on!!

Blathering-Blatherskite: Dang, you scared him!! Gyro just got up and sprinted out of the lab!

Scrooge-McDuck: ARE YOU ALL TEXTING WHEN I’M PAYING YOU TO WORK

Blathering-Blatherskite: blathering blatherskite

Junior-Woodchuck74: haha

lenaonme: ssksksksksks

Blathering-Blatherskite: well I can’t very well say it out loud!

TheCrashiestCrash: wait why?

Blathering-Blatherskite: uhhh

Blathering-Blatherskite: gotta go Scrooge just stormed down to the lab

ihaveahead!!!: lol

Wine-Aunt: eh chaos can be pretty useful sometimes.

aw-phooey: @Wine-Aunt change your name there are children here

mutant-krill!!!!: wow that was fast Donnie!

aw-phooey: that’s what happens when you have kids, feth.

Adventure-Pilot: agreed.

22: agreed.

Scrooge-McDuck: agreed.

Indy_Sabrewing: agreed.

purpleisforthegays: agreed.

ICanDeweyIt: aw cmon uncle donald we all know what wine is

ICanDeweyIt: Louie’s even had it before!

green-sharpie: seriously dewford???

aw-phooey: WHAT

aw-phooey: LOUIE DUCK

green-sharpie: brb

Wine-Aunt: haha

ICanDeweyIt: @Wine-Aunt you sowed so much chaos!!

ICanDeweyIt: Teach me ur ways

Wine-Aunt: hmm i’ll consider it. how much will you pay me?

ICanDeweyIt: uhh

ICanDeweyIt: i’m kinda broke

ICanDeweyIt: i spent all my money on tickets to see the featherweights last month with lena

lenaonme: it was lit tho you have to admit that

ICanDeweyIt: true

ICanDeweyIt: @Wine-Aunt n e ways do you accept handwritten personal monologues?

Wine-Aunt: no.

ICanDeweyIt: darn it i have so many of those!

TheCrashiestCrash: I’ll take one, Dewey!

Violet-Sabrewing: Launchpad, you have 25.

TheCrashiestCrash: Oh right!!

ICanDeweyIt: what about being a guest on my coveted youtube talk show, Dewey Dewnite!!!

ICanDeweyIt: also available on TikTok!

Wine-Aunt: honey.

Wine-Aunt: you’d be lucky to have me on your show.

Wine-Aunt: we can add that to your package if you’d prefer?

ICanDeweyIt: uhh sure

ICanDeweyIt: uhh @Scrooge-McDuck @aw-phooey @Adventure-Pilot @22 @ghostbutler please give me money

aw-phooey: no way

22: No way

ghostbutler: no way

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Hi Duckworth!!

ghostbutler: hello Webbigail

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: :D

Adventure-Pilot: I’d give you money but I’m also broke

Adventure-Pilot: I was on the moon for ten years! i don’t have a job, remember?

ICanDeweyIt: oh yeah

ICanDeweyIt: uncle scrooge?

Scrooge-McDuck: it’s bad enough that Louie is consorting with Goldie and seeking her expertise. I will not support or fund your attempts to mimic him

ICanDeweyIt: wait that’s goldie?

ICanDeweyIt: as in AUNT goldie???

Wine-Aunt: this name is not for you.

Scrooge-McDuck: are you sure about that, love?

Wine-Aunt changed their name to wreathedingold

wreathedingold: if you must know, I lost a bet.

TheCrashiestCrash: to who?

Violet-Sabrewing: *whom

Scrooge-McDuck: yes, I would like to know who bested Goldie O’Gilt!!

Scrooge-McDuck: Aside from me, of course

wreathedingold: my granddaughter dickie

Scrooge-McDuck: oh

green-sharpie: >:o @wreathedingold is MY mentor dewford!!

green-sharpie: you already have mom!!

ICanDeweyIt: she can have two mentees!!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: correction:

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: she can have three

wreathedingold: @Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl i refuse to teach you just for that name

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: *surprised pikachu meme*

Scrooge-McDuck: Hey

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl changed their name to TheWebbedWonder

Scrooge-McDuck: HEY

TheWebbedWonder: how’s that?

TheWebbedWonder: Besides Aunt Goldie

wreathedingold: don’t call me that

TheWebbedWonder: i know you’re actually threatened because you think you’re the ultimate scrooge fangirl

wreathedingold: no

lenaonme: sksdkdkskd

TheWebbedWonder: Eh lie to yourself all you want

green-sharpie: daaaaaang webs!!!

green-sharpie: proud of u

22: So am I

TheWebbedWonder: Awww!! 💜💕💖💕💙💜💙💖💕

moonlander-general: why is no one talking about the picture Webby posted

moonlander-general: what is that thing

moonlander-general: is it an earth species??

ICanDeweyIt: PENNY DOESN’T KNOW POKEMON

ICanDeweyIt: @aw-phooey @green-sharpie @Junior-Woodchuck74 @TheWebbedWonder @Blathering-Blatherskite @TheCrashiestCrash @Lil’ Bulb THIS CALLS FOR AN INTERVENTION

moonlander-general: is this “pokemon” really that important?

Blathering-Blatherskite: YES

Blathering-Blatherskite: albeit I really need to get back to work

Blathering-Blatherskite: intervention postponed?

ICanDeweyIt: fine

ICanDeweyIt: like this message if you want to join the Teach Penny Pokemon Group Chat!

This message was liked by Junior-Woodchuck74, aw-phooey, Lil’ Bulb, green-sharpie, Blathering-Blatherskite, Scrooge-McDuck, Adventure-Pilot, mutant-krill!!!!, TheWebbedWonder, lenaonme, Indy_Sabrewing, TheCrashiestCrash, and Lucky-Gander

Lil’ Bulb: add Gyro to the chat

ICanDeweyIt: sdfgfdf ok

dr. mad scientist: do not

ICanDeweyIt: hehehe too late!!

moonlander-general: I did not like the message

moonlander-general: Do not add me to the chat

Adventure-Pilot: You can’t get out of this, Penny

Adventure-Pilot: it’s a coveted earth custom

Adventure-Pilot: also I need to catch up on the latest games

Adventure-Pilot: apparently it’s in the real world now???

dr. mad scientist: wow you are behind

Lil’ Bulb: good thing ur in the chat

Adventure-Pilot: wow rude

aw-phooey: @Lucky-Gander i c u lurking

Lucky-Gander: I am

Lucky-Gander: what was it you said green bean

Lucky-Gander: Vibing?

green-sharpie: YES

green-sharpie: good job uncle gladstone

Lucky-Gander: It was a lucky guess ;)

aw-phooey: of course

mutant-krill!!!!: Hi Gladdy!!!

Lucky-Gander: Hi Fethry!!

Scrooge-McDuck: bless me bagpipes

Scrooge-McDuck: what in dismal downs does that mean?

Lucky-Gander: I’m vibing on a yacht I won yesterday Uncle McDunkle

Scrooge-McDuck: So does it mean freeloading?

Lucky-Gander: I’m not

Lucky-Gander: I won it with my own money

Lucky-Gander: Ooh I just found $20

Scrooge-McDuck: Xandra, coveted goddess of adventure, give me strength to get through this

aw-phooey: 😳

wreathedingold: huh when did you turn religious?

aw-phooey: he’s not

aw-phooey: he’s just mad at me because Panchito, José, and I went on secret adventures with Xandra

Adventure-Pilot: YOU WHAT

aw-phooey: oh no

aw-phooey: @22 @ghostbutler hide me

22: no

ghostbutler: no

22: You dug your own grave

green-sharpie: finally I can stop running

aw-phooey: no you can’t louie

aw-phooey: watch your back

green-sharpie: heck

green-sharpie: @ICanDeweyIt this is your fault dew

TheCrashiestCrash: Hey Webster

TheWebbedWonder: yes LP?

TheCrashiestCrash: You should add Panchito and José to this chat

TheCrashiestCrash: They’re family too!!

aw-phooey: YES

TheWebbedWonder: for sure! @aw-phooey can I get their usernames? They’re not in the McDuck Family Database

Scrooge-McDuck: how did you get into that

Scrooge-McDuck: I did not create that for the intention of a blasted group chat

TheWebbedWonder: On a completely unrelated note, thanks for giving me access to the archives uncle scrooge!!! I really appreciate it!!!

Scrooge-McDuck: bless me bagpipes

Scrooge-McDuck: I don’t like this chat, but you’re family Webbigail. Of course you get access

TheWebbedWonder: SJDKSKFGSKDHGDSGDUSBDGSSBD

TheWebbedWonder: 💕💕💖💖💕💜💜💙💖💖💕💙💕💖💙💜💖💖💙

22: Scrooge McDuck if you have killed my granddaughter I will kill you

Scrooge-McDuck: noted

aw-phooey: i’ll pm you once I defeat dell and find louie @TheWebbedWonder

Adventure-Pilot: YOU WON’T GET AWAY FROM ME THAT EASILY

aw-phooey: yes i will

TheWebbedWonder: Thanks Uncle Donald!!

TheWebbedWonder: @wreathedingold will you mentor me now? I have a different name!

wreathedingold: you still have to pay me

Scrooge-McDuck: Goldie stop running cons on my kids

TheCrashiestCrash: I’ll mentor you Webster!!

TheWebbedWonder: Thanks LP!!

TheCrashiestCrash: anytime!!

TheCrashiestCrash: Our first session will be watching every single Darkwing Duck episode!!

22: Wait that is what we did last week

22: Is Launchpad mentoring me??

Scrooge-McDuck: HAHAHAHA

ghostbutler: HAHAHAHAHA

22: @Scrooge-McDuck @ghostbutler You would do well to watch your backs and sleep with one eye open. Bentina Beakley does not forget insults.

green-sharpie: ooooooo

ICanDeweyIt: *eating-popcorn-gif*

lenaonme: dewey no

Lil’ Bulb: @ICanDeweyIt come on

moonlander-general: I am pleased with the amount of combat sparked from this chat.

aw-phooey: i’m not

Indy_Sabrewing: Neither am I. This is concerning.

Violet-Sabrewing: What did you expect from the McDuck family?

lenaonme: uncle d you’ve been doing half the fighting

Lucky-Gander: Yeah Don you don’t have much of a leg to stand on here.

aw-phooey: tell louie and della to stop acting out then

Adventure-Pilot: You’re the one who acted out!

aw-phooey: oh no, i did stuff with my friends, the horror.

aw-phooey: kids, this is not an example for you to follow.

green-sharpie: darn it!

TheWebbedWonder: @TheCrashiestCrash sounds exciting!! I’m there!!

TheCrashiestCrash: Yay!! Mrs. Beakley can join us as well!!

22: no

TheWebbedWonder: @wreathedingold you’re still mentoring me though

wreathedingold: hmm let me think about that

wreathedingold: no.

TheCrashiestCrash: yes! I am the superior mentor!

new group chat: Teach Penny and Mom Pokemon Group Chat!!!!

3:02 pm

ICanDeweyIt created the chat

ICanDeweyIt added moonlander-general, Junior-Woodchuck74, aw-phooey, worldsgreatestinvention, green-sharpie, TotallyNotGizmoduck, Scrooge-McDuck, worldsgreatestadventurer, mutant-krill!!!!, Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl, lenaonme, Indy_Sabrewing, TheCrashiestCrash, worldsgreatestinventor, and Lucky-Gander

Junior-Woodchuck74: I am not going through this again

Junior-Woodchuck74: @worldsgreatestinventor @worldsgreatestinvention @worldsgreatestadventurer change

worldsgreatestinventor: ugh fine

worldsgreatestinventor changed their name to wildlymisunderstood

worldsgreatestinvention changed their name to Lil’ Bulb

worldsgreatestadventurer changed their name to universesgreatestadventurer

universesgreatestadventurer: HAH

universesgreatestadventurer: @wildlymisunderstood TAKE THAT

wildlymisunderstood: whatever

wildlymisunderstood: it doesn’t have the same ring to it

universesgreatestadventurer: idc

universesgreatestadventurer: i went to space so worldsgreatestadventurer is inaccurate anyway

wildlymisunderstood: well i built the rocket that took you to space so I should be universesgreatestinventor!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Do not change your name Gyro

wildlymisunderstood: it’s dr. gearloose

Junior-Woodchuck74: if you do I’ll make Dewey come over to the lab and give you his 2.5 hour powerpoint presentation about how brilliant High School Musical is

ICanDeweyIt: HEY

ICanDeweyIt: it’s a good movie!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Not as good as you think it is

wildlymisunderstood: fine

ICanDeweyIt: :(

ICanDeweyIt: why must you wound me like this dear brother

moonlander-general left the chat

ICanDeweyIt added moonlander-general

ICanDeweyIt restricted leaving

moonlander-general: Hey!

Family Group Chat!!!

5:37 pm

ICanDeweyIt: wow that killed the chat

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: uncle scrooge is having a crisis

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: he won’t let me comfort him :(

mutant-krill!!!!: oh no, is Uncle Scrooge okay?

22: He is fine. He just did not realize something.

22: something obvious.

lenaonme: sssdfgfds

Blathering-Blatherskite: wow, this is like one of M’ma’s telenovas!

Junior-Woodchuck74: @TheWebbedWonder why is Officer Cabrera not in this chat? She’s family too!!

green-sharpie: yeah she makes the best food for family gatherings

lenaonme: agreed.

22: watch yourself, Louie.

ghostbutler: agreed, Louie.

22: I will come for you too, Duckworth!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I don’t have her number/username, Dew.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I told you guys I have a whole list of people i’d add if I could!

Blathering-Blatherskite: I’ll pm it to you Webs once I get off of work.

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Thanks Fenton!

Scrooge-McDuck: now get back to work, Crackshell-Cabrera!

Blathering-Blatherskite: Right away, sir!

2:34 am

Lil’ Bulb: anyone up lol

ihaveahead!!!: yea lol

dr. mad scientist: what the heck go to sleep

dr. mad scientist: heck

dr. mad scientist: heck u

dr. mad scientist: motherhecker

dr. mad scientist: @aw-phooey STOP EDITING MY TEXTS

aw-phooey: this is a family groupchat. with CHILDREN.

aw-phooey: ur a father u should understand

dr. mad scientist: what no im not

Junior-Woodchuck74: What about Boyd?

Lil’ Bulb: what about ME???

aw-phooey: huey go to sleep or i’m taking your phone

Junior-Woodchuck74: what?! I’m the good kid!

ICanDeweyIt: hey!

aw-phooey: that goes for you too dew

TheCrashiestCrash: Haha that rhymes!

dr. mad scientist: @Junior-Woodchuck74 if Boyd wants to live with me he can

Junior-Woodchuck74: He does

dr. mad scientist: well he hasn’t said anything

22: Wow you are dense.

dr. mad scientist: hey!

Blathering-Blatherskite: Oh dear

Blathering-Blatherskite: Huey’s right though Dr. Gearloose…

dr. mad scientist: you’re still on cabrera terms shut up

Blathering-Blatherskite: oh blathering blatherskite

ihaveahead!!!: lol

PM between worldsgreatestinventor and Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl

3:01 am

worldsgreatestinventor: @adefinitelyrealboy

worldsgreatestinventor: that is boyd’s number

worldsgreatestinventor: add him if you want

worldsgreatestinventor: i don’t care

3:14 am

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: *wink emoji*

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I’m adding to my journal entries on the McDuck family that you are a father

worldsgreatestinventor: wtf webby you’re supposed to be asleep

worldsgreatestinventor: why am i in your journals

worldsgreatestinventor: erase my entries this instant!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: listen Dr. Gearloose

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I used to think that family means blood

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: but it doesn’t

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I’m family and so are you

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: so is Boyd, not because he’s basically your son but because he’s Huey’s good friend and now mine and the rest of the kids’

read 3:16 am

3:23 am

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: sorry I didn’t mean to scare you off

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I’m not always great at social stuff

3:25 am

worldsgreatestinventor: you’re fine

worldsgreatestinventor: i’m not either

worldsgreatestinventor: i left you on read because i didn’t know what to say but

worldsgreatestinventor: thanks webby

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: anytime <3

read 3:26 am

group chat: Team Uncle McDunkle (les parentals)

Dadnald, Moneybags, acepilot, 22, purpleisforthegays, Indy_Sabrewing

4:56 am

Dadnald added worldsgreatestinventor

Moneybags: donald go to sleep

Dadnald: nah

worldsgreatestinventor: oh come on

Dadnald: accept it gyro ur a dad now

Dadnald: one of us, one of us

purpleisforthegays: One of us, one of us

acepilot: one of us, one of us

worldsgreatestinventor: oh thank god i don’t have to change my name

acepilot: i’ll make you change it just for that

worldsgreatestinventor: >:(

22: everyone go to sleep right now

PM between Scrooge-McDuck and Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl

6:48 am

Scrooge-McDuck: Good morning Webby darling!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: good morning Uncle Scrooge!

Scrooge-McDuck: You mentioned you have a list of people you would like to add to the family group chat?

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yes, do you have any requests?

Scrooge-McDuck: Perhaps? I’m mailing a letter to my parents today, and I’ve decided to enclose smartphones so they can chat

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: YES

Scrooge-McDuck: Webbigail, I haven’t even asked yet

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: THEY CAN JOIN THE GROUPCHAT

Scrooge-McDuck: I take it they’re on your list?

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: ABSOLUTELY

Scrooge-McDuck: It’ll take a couple days to get through

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I CAN’T WAIT

Okay, so there are a lot of names here! here's a nice handy list. The way I designed the chat system is like discord, where you have one set name and you can change it for individual servers, if that makes any sense. The actual chatting part of it isn't like a discord server with separate channels, but a regular text group chat. Hopefully that's not too confusing!

Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22 Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite Manny: ihaveahead!!! Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general

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thanks for reading; I hope you enjoyed! This is mostly just a joke fic but yeah. It's really fun to explore the characters in this kind of low-stakes, fun setting.

btw, I don't usually do multichapter fics because I get long blocks of low motivation and energy, but I've already written two and a half chapters and this fic is by far the easiest to write since it's just silliness. I'd like to have started Chapter 4 before I post Chapter 2 but I don't wanna make you guys wait too long. So probably around a week or so.

Next chapter: Huey finally gets into the Team Science group chat (for no lack of trying on his part), Boyd joins the fray!

Chapter 2

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ramona-ratguider · 5 years

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Food in Witchcraft

This post took forever to put together. Here are some common foods and spices and their properties and associations.

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Alfalfa - Earth. Associated with grounding and stress relief.

Allspice - Associated with luck, prosperity and health. Fire.

Almond - Earth. Associated with healing, wisdom, protection and prosperity. Sacred to Thoth, Hermes and Mercury.

Apple - Sacred to the Goddess. If cut in half one would see a pentacle formed within by it’s seeds. Associated with love, healing, happiness and divination. It was said that sliced apples could help one foretell the future.

Apricot - Happiness, romance and peace. Feminine energy.

Artichoke - Associated with personal growth and safety.

Avocado - Associated with fertility, beauty, love and virility.

Bagel - Ruled by Adonis. Put different toppings on for different effect.

Banana - Ruled by Mars. Provides safety when travelling and luck. Used to increase male sex drive, prosperity and love. Associated with heroic energy.

Basil - Draws money and sexual energy. Associated with love, protection and prosperity. Calming and sanitizing properties.

Bay - Enhances psychic abilities. Used to connect to deity. Associated with protection, strength and purification. Sacred to Vishnu.

Beans - Grounding, prosperity and luck.

Beef - Associated with prosperity and grounding. Sacred to Hathor.

Beer - Associated with purification and immortality. Sacred to Shoney. Earth and water.

Beetroot. Associated with love, beauty and passion. Sacred to Aphrodite.

Blackberries - Associated with prosperity, agriculture and sex.

Blueberries - Protection, peace and calm. Protection from psychic attack.

Bread - Associated with kinship and sustenance. Sacred to Isis

Broccoli - Associated with protection, strength, leadership and physical improvements. Sacred to Jupiter.

Cabbage - Associated with protection and the moon.

Caraway - Protection from theft and negativity. Promotes trust.

Cardamom - Increases strength of partnerships. Burnt as an offering to the gods.

Carnation - Associated with pride and beauty.

Carrot - Ruled by Mars. Associated with fertility, male masculinity and sex, also vision and grounding.

Catnip - Associated with rest and joy. Used in cat magic. Sacred to Bast.

Cauliflower - Associated with moon and water related magic.

Caviar - Sex

Celery - Associated with sex, grounding and peace.

Cheese - Associated with joy, manifestation, and health. Used to reinforce personal or spiritual groundwork. Sacred to Apollo.

Cherry - Associated with love and female sexuality.

Chicken - Associated with healing and well-being. Used in Sunrise magic.

Chili Powder - Used in Hoodoo and other forms of folk magic. Used to banish and for protection.

Chives - Associated with protection and breaking bad habits.

Chocolate - Increases power and virility as it was a sacred food to the Aztecs and Mayans. Also associated with happiness, romance, sex, friendship, grounding and nurturing. Used in both solid and liquid form.

Cider - Health and healing.

Cinnamon - Associated with abundance, fortune, protection, prosperity and love. Sacred to Dionysus.

Clams - Aphrodisiac. Used to reveal secrets.

Clove - Associated with fun love, protection, piercing illusions and prosperity.

Coconut - Associated with luck, diversity, flexibility, spirituality and purification. Sacred to Athena and Ganymede.

Coffee - Associated with magical abilities, energy, alertness and sex.

Coriander - Ruled by Mars. Associated with love, sex, well-being and intelligence..

Corn - Associated with protection, eternity, agriculture and cycles. Sacred to Quetzalcoatl.

Cowslip - Associated with grace. Used in Faerie magic

Cranberries - Associated with protection.

Cucumber - Health and healing.

Cumin - Ruled by Mars. Associated with love, lust and protection.

Crab - Sacred to Apollo. Helps ground spiritual energy.

Daisy - Associated with innocence, fidelity, dawn and new beginnings.

Dandelion - Sacred to Hecate. Associated with wishes, psychic abilities and opening doorways to the spirit realm.

Dill - Protection of children. Sacred to Horus. Associated with courage and sexual desires.

Eggs - Fertility, protection, sex and grounding. Ancient questions and mysticism.

Elder flower - Protects from the Fae. Associated with blessings and wishes.

Fennel - Love and protection. Sacred to Dionysus.

Figs - Fertility, prosperity, sex and magical abilities.

Fish - Happiness, love, sex and peace.

Flour - Used to reveal hidden matters.

Garlic - Associated with health, protection, banishing, breaking hexes and healing. Sacred to Hecate.

Ginger - Associated with health, cleansing, vibrant energy and prosperity.

Grape - Fertility, dreams, vision and prosperity.

Grapefruit - Associated with purification and health.

Green peppers - Associated with growth and prosperity.

Guava - Associated with love, fantasy and relieving sorrow.

Ham - Associated with dramatic energy and theatrical flair.

Hazel - Associated with luck and wishes.

Honey - Happiness, love, sex, health, healing, magical ability, purification and peace. Sacred to Ra and Demeter.

Jelly - Associated with joy, pleasantness and energy.

Lamb - Associated with kindness, sensitivity and warmth.

Lavender - Associated with comfort, sleep and spiritual vision.

Lemon - Associated with health, love, purification, marriage and faithfulness. Sacred to Min.

Lettuce - Ruled by the element Water and the Moon. Associated with financial wealth, prosperity, happiness and divination.

Lilac - Associated with love, youth and joy.

Lime - Associated with love and purification.

Lobster - Associated with reincarnation, rebirth and growth. Sacred to Ares.

Mango - Associated with sex, love and protection. Sacred to Buddha.

Milk - Associated with fertility, prosperity, nurturing, peace, love and purity. Goddess Energy.

Mustard - Associated with fair and mental alertness. Sacred to Aesclepius.

Nuts - Fertility, sex, health, prosperity and healing.

Nutmeg - Associated with fidelity and luck. Sacred to Hermes.

Oats - Associated with agriculture, prosperity and sustenance.

Olives - Happiness, healing, spiritual pursuits and peace. Sacred to Aten.

Onion - Masculine. Associated with protection, purification, money and lust.

Oranges - Associated with magical ability, love, joy, inspiration and the sun. Also used in magic associated with love, protection, purification and abundance.

Oregano - Ruled by Venus. Associated with love, happiness, luck, protection and enhancing psychic ability.

Parsley - Associated with prosperity, sex and protection from accidents.

Pancakes - Luck.

Papaya - Love.

Passion Fruit - Associated with happiness, love and peace. Used to promote kinship

Pasta - Ruled by Mercury. Used to enhance creativity, protect and improve communications. Can also be used in romantic love.

Peaches - Happiness, love, healing and peace.

Pepper - Associated with protection, cleansing, banishment and purification.

Peppermint - Associated with wealth, sex, purification, health and luck.

Peanuts - Associated with grounding and male energy. Used in Earth magic.

Pears - Associated with prosperity, longevity and luck. Sacred to Venus.

Peas - Associated with love and prosperity. Used in Goddess magic.

Pineapple - Health, love, magical ability, prosperity, protection and healing.

Pizza - Ruled by the Sun. Associated with happiness, luck and perseverance.

Pomegranate - Associated with fertility, hospitality, prosperity and wishes. Sacred to Persephone and Ceres.

Poppy Seeds - Fertility and love.

Pork - Associated with fertility.

Potato - Ruled by the Moon. Associated with folk healing, protection and grounding. Used in Earth magic.

Pumpkin - Associated with health, prosperity and healing.

Radish - Protection.

Raspberries - Associated with happiness, love, protection and peace.

Red peppers - Associated with energy, vitality and strength.

Rice - Associated with fertility, sex, protection and abundant blessings.

Rose - Happiness, love and peace.

Rosemary - Used to enhance psychic ability. Associated with love, protection and purification.

Rum - Ruled by Ellegua and Chango. Channels the spirits of the Gods and when offered, attracts their favour. Associated with magical abilities, sex and protection.

Sage - Health and healing. Sacred to Zeus and Jupiter.

Salt - Strong purification spice. Absorbs negative energy and provides protection from evil. Helps with grounding. Sacred to Osiris and Set.

Sesame Seed - Fertility and protection. Sacred to Ganesha.

Soup - Purification.

Strawberry - Associated with Aphrodite and Freya. Aphrodisiac. Associated with love, healing, fertility and luck.

Sugar. - Ruled by Venus, the Goddess of love. Used to draw attention and sweeten spells or potions. Associated with love. Sacred to Kane.

Sunflower seeds - Protection. Helios, Demeter, and Apollo

Tea - Magical abilities and prosperity. Divination and meditation.

Thyme - Ruled by Venus. Associated with Faeries, purification, pleasant dreams, good health, fortune, love, courage and enhancing psychic ability.

Tomato - Ruled by Venus. Aphrodisiac. Associated with prosperity, health, attracting love, protection and healing.

Tulip - Associated with devoted love.

Vanilla - Associated with love and sex.

Vinegar - Associated with protection and purification.

Violet - Associated with grace, modesty and expression.

Water - Purification.

Wine - Happiness, love and peace. Sacred to Dionysus, Bacchus, Osiris, Horus, and Isis.

Yellow peppers - Associated with creativity.

Zucchini - Ruled by Jupiter. Associated with sexual desire, protection and prosperity.

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nochitazul8-blog · 5 years

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on Sun Gazing...

Fun fact: my pseudonym actually means ‘little blue night’ in Spanish (kind of), but the first post on BlueNight’s blog features the Sun as its main character. Oh, the irony.

Well... it just so happens that the first is an interpretation of my real name (and has been my cyber-pseudo since circa 2000) but the blog was opened upon assignment with a designated subject: our fiery friend in the sky.

Another fun fact: Acharye Hema advised the group -both for its amazing health benefits and as inspiration for this entry- to start ‘Sun Gazing’ two days ago. But what Acharye Hema was most likely unaware of is that I had been Sun Gazing, every time I’ve had the chance, for at least 13 years.

To be fair, for the first three years I didn’t know that was what I was doing. I didn’t know it was “a thing”. I just felt so hypnotised; drawn by it. I could almost feel it calling me to stare right into it, as it became redder, larger, and silently disappeared into the horizon. Since I’d spot it, I wouldn’t be able to not stare into it, as if once it caught me it’d make me stay. And definitely in silence; almost holding my breath. To talk or be distracted during his parting would be plainly disrespectful. Let alone leaving the show before the end.

It wasn’t until my first trip to India, ten years ago, that I discovered that term ‘Sun Gazing’ during an awesome sunrise in Varanasi. So many devotees (of His Flaming Grace) had come to the Ganges’ shore to admire Him. Most of them looked like they were meditating, eyes wide open, facing His direction. I was curious. I asked. ‘Sun Gazing’, they said -mindfully staring into the Sun. Fascinating. It was ‘a thing’! And only then did I look further into the science behind it.

To say that the sun boosts us up with energy might be stating the obvious -it actually feels that way when we spend time exposed to it... but it’s not only a figure of speech or a mere sensation; it is a scientific fact. Sunlight is the main source of energy -prana- on Earth for most living beings. Us humans absorb secondary solar energy mainly, since the plants and fruits we eat depend on it heavily to grow, but we can in fact learn and train our bodies to absorbe ir from the primary source -the sun itself- through Sun Gazing.

It basically consists on staring at the sun during dusk and/ or dawn, standing on the ground barefoot and bare eyes (no sunglasses), initially for 10 seconds at a time and then increasing it daily by 10 seconds, never exceeding 44 minutes. Acharye Hema suggested we stared at it for 30 seconds with eyes open, and then remained facing its direction but with eyes closed for another 4 minutes and a half. I must confess I’d been ignorantly staring at it for considerably longer than that historically, but it’s always good to deepen knowledge on interesting subjects, or un-learning and re-learning things, or plainly learning all-new things that are mind and soul nourishing.

But it’s much more than enjoying a beautiful scene and infusing the body energetically; physically, sun gazing has proven to stimulate the Pineal Gland -the “master gland”, producer of melatonin- and even increase it in size. And Sun gazing also increases secretion of serotonin, which is melatonin’s ‘partner in crime’ in the exciting quest of Making Us Feel Good ! So... who doesn’t want that?!?

Extreme sun gazers, more popularly known as ‘Breatharians’, actually go as far as feeding on solar energy. The claim is that the more you practice sun gazing and the longer each session gets, the lesser becomes the want of food or other nutritional intakes. One feels satisfied; nourished, thus being able to sustain for long periods of time on solar energy and water alone. Of course this practice is not for everyone, certainly not for me, but I do find it extremely fascinating.

It’s not then surprising that since ancient civilisations the Sun has been regarded as a godly figure, in some of them like Egyptians or Aztecs even as the most important one.

So... if you’ve never done it before and feel curious, go ahead! Just make sure it’s the right time of day (when the sun is closest to Earth) and enjoy that invigorating, soothing sensation. Only good stuff can result from that experience, rest assured!

Here in Mysore where I’m at at the moment, deepening my knowledge on yoga, myself, mind-control, self-discipline and focus, I am blessed to have access to a wonderful terrace, and to share sunsets with my co-sun-gazer, host, adoptive Mum and dear friend, Reena.

Thank you universe for such enriching gifts, and for the wisdom to discern and acknowledge them.

˜. Om lokah samastah sukhino bhavantu // Om santi, santi, santihi // Hari om .˜

Namaste.

... just some of the many photos I have of him, recollected over the last year and a half. Enjoy xx

Cadiz, Spain. April 2018.

Barcelona Airport, Spain. July 2018.

Macerata, Italy. July 2018.

Barcelona, Spain. August 2018.

Toulouse, France. August 2018.

Ikaria, Greece. August 2019.

Mysore, India. October 2019.

Analog self-portrait sun gazing with mother, Dharamsala, India. 2009.

This work was done by me as part of my Yoga Therapy TTC at Atmavikasa Center Of Yogic Sciences, Mysore.

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cassmartin593 · 3 years

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lorcantips · 2 years

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