okay so I watched the x-men movies cuz of a cunty edit of Logan on tiktok and he looked so babygirl and silly so I was like; "Yeah, I think I'm gonna watch ALL of them cuz I've got to know more abt who this beautiful creature is."
I mean, I already knew who the wolverine was, but I didn't know shit abt his personality. so it was such a pleasant surprise to find out he's literally just a fucking cat-boy.
HE HAS CLAWS
HE SNIFFS THE AIR AND HISSES WHEN HE'S FIGHTING.
When he does his hair in the morning, he gives himself little- little ears- 😭☝️
I AM SOBBING WHY IS HE SO CUTE
AND HE'S WEIRD AND FUNNY AND DUMB HELLO?!?!?!??
I AM SCREAMING.
Why didn't anybody tell me he's so fun and cute? I'm convinced he'd enjoy sexy girly songs, esp from the early 2000s. He's a bad bitch, respectfully.
To me, he'd enjoy 'girly' things and would just casually mention whatever he likes and people would just stare at him, and he'd be like, "What? You don't?"
He literally could wear anything and no one could tell him shit cuz he's gonna rip their throat out 💞
My evidence is him wearing a tight tank top and jeans with a leather jacket like, 24/7??? And he just casually shows off his tiny weeny little slutty waist and strong thighs???? who the fuck does he think he is??
A bad bitch, your honour ☝️
He's very much y2k, girly pop, cunty and bold, feral and fucking beautiful.
HE WOULD WEAR CROPPED T-SHIRTS WITH JEANS I JUST KNOW IT, THE MOVIE MAKERS HAVE FAILED ME. I'M SO MAD.
I know he's literally a masculinity symbol for many men and boys. especially his physique, and they want to look like him. but I know the truth! I have been graced with a vision, and Logan is one of the girls, he's invited to the sleep over and to brunch <3
He loves women and loves what women love and I love him as well.
the best part of writing odyssey kayn is that just when you're like 'wow this guy is REALLY crazy' he's like oh you thought that was wild? and pulls back the curtain to show some even more unhinged shit
— him shoving a larger than normal jaguar off of astrid and standing over her to protect her <3
— “We have several side quests”
— his exercise routine in the jungle rain
— “Thank ya kindly” like x5
— him losing it about the tavern’s custom made glassware that matched the name of the place
— “Thank ya so much for such detailed instructions. I’ve been on a lot of jobs and they usually just tell ya to ‘go west’ or whatever”
i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?
he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?
its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.
also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.
like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so
EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.
Concept from a few days ago that has been ROTTING my brain. BIKER ANGEL BABYYY!!! Something I didn't know I needed in life-
Hes so cool and like, idk I just need to consume more media where angel is being badass. DGMW!!! I LOVE HIS PRETTY FEM SIDE. But also I think ppl forget he's a chaos maker/ prankster/ turf war participator who will run you down without hesitation if in a fight uvu