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viewerspookyhappenings · 12 days

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okay buckle up chuckle fucks here is everything i remember from tonight (absolutely missing some stuff)

- before dan comes on he introduces himself over the speaker stating that he asked phil to do it and phil said no because he didn’t want to be sat behind a curtain for an hour

- dan comes on stage and stands in the big church plinth thing (iconic)

- he tells a story about how he went to a&e the day before yesterday because he had sore eyes. says phil was trying to get him to put eye drops in but he was being very dramatic so whilst on the phone to 111 phil knelt over him lying on the bathroom floor holding his eyes open to put drops in. dan then went to hospital to check it and everything’s fine (lol) he just needed some special eyedrops. phil did not accompany him and dan had to cross a dual carriageway on his own whilst not being able to see well (i doubt he will ever let it go)

- here is a diagram i drew on the way home to depict said event

- it is also giving this

- spoke about the butt chair. union chapel said they did not have any furniture for him to borrow so he had to bring his own - he bought the butt chair from his bedroom and a lil plant to decorate. said phil carried the plant to the car but made dan get the chair in the uber and then said “okay have fun at work sweetie” (this was said jokey but we died nonetheless)

- he then talks about pissyourselffordan trending and how he had to explain to harper collins what the actual fuck was happening on stan twt. apparently they were glad the fans were supportive and he has an engaged audience but they were not going to use the hashtag in the promo. called the whole scenario pissgate and the crowd chanted piss at him

- he was told there was wine and advertised wine before realising alcohol was not allowed in the church. he then got given a sprite and everyone screamed that it was piss

- talked about the book and the previous release, how weird covid was, talked about the photoshoot for the book cover and the graphic design. said he didn’t love the pics because they were super dramatic. someone shouted “it’s cunty” he replies: “oh it’s cunty is it?” then realises he said cunty in a church which was a big lol

- he then read the new chapters, several mentions of phil not being supportive and abandoning him at the hospital (he talked about phil a lot it was very sweet)

- then brought out dan’s slit (box used to put questions in before the show)

- the questions i can remember include but are not limited to:

- what was the weirdest position you wrote the book in: “cheeks out in an armchair curled up over my laptop, you might think your scrolling posture is okay now but when you hit thirty you will all be broken”

- fave comfort show: “the office - is the office a bit millennial? it isn’t as millennial as friends. ross being offended by a manny? that’s where my internalised homophobia is from”

- how has the gaming channel affected your mental health? A: he is finding it a lot more sustainable than before because of help with editing, but will see where it goes

- will he ever judge drag race: he didn’t want to when he was asked because he didn’t want to be exposed to more speculation about his sexuality at the time, same with strictly come dancing

- how do you cope with feeling lonely whilst surrounded by people: talked about how online friends are truly real friends and distance doesn’t have to determine friendship levels. says it is important to notice the friendships even that aren’t close

- i can’t remember the question but he said that phil has to remind him of some of the stuff that is in ywgttn when he struggles “i literally learnt the word catastrophising from your book dan come on”

- another tour? “do you guys want that” *screaming* “what would it be?” *dan and phil games screams* “well 👀👀”

- are we going to get more sister daniel: *everyone loses their minds* “maybe i should have done it for the church but it is far too exposing under the spotlight”

- did you work in the asda in Lower Earley: “what in the baby reindeer? yes i did”

- then went to the insta questions that were too inappropriate for the audiobook including

- piss

- will you wear wigs

- when will you wear wigs

- how long is your big toe “six centimetres - i don’t have a big toe im just a long person”

- pee pee poo poo time

- what were the other names for the book: “you will get through this was a bit cliche, you will get through this night? she is sexy and mysterious. at first we wanted to call it “you are messed up read this to fix your issues” but then realised the book was more serious in tone after it was finished so went with ywgttn instead”

- i genuinely can’t remember most of these i think i dissociated a lil at this point if anyone remembers please add

- then read the author’s note at the end of the paper back, talking about how lockdown impacted him and was a big scary thing and also how incredible it is to see people recommend it, find it useful, have therapists recommend it etc. “it is an honour to have created this”

- took a selfie with everyone

- someone gave him a bouquet of flowers and he said “aww you guys are so gay”

- then said “if you enjoyed seeing me in person… i’ll see you again very soon”

this is everything i remember off the top of my head so people please feel free to add what i have forgotten!!

and here are all the pics i got!!

#dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dapg #ywgttn #dan howell #phil lester #phan #dnpgames #dapgames

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sm0kebreaks · 1 year

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i know we love talking about what a cunt jon was in s1 and he was sure but i was reading the transcript of Alone and tbh without hearing the intonation it's easier to see why jon was being a bit extra cunty like

first of all they started the statement only for it to get fucked up and they had to restart using the tapes instead

naomi goes on for a bit about how shitty his tape recorder is and his laptop and how nobody respects the institute unprompted to where jon simply is like okay.. you dont HAVE to talk to me...

and then after the statement shes like cool now what and jon tells her what their next steps are going to be and what he thinks could help her (which yes is telling her seeking some grief counselling could help her deal with her fiancees death) to which she gets MAD at him for not having anything else to offer her!

like... at that point he wasn't even really being a cunt he was just matching her tone..

like imagine how frustrating it must have been at the start of his career as head archivist having to deal with the shit show the archives are and not having shit work so he has to use analog means to do his work he has martin who doesnt know what hes fucking doing because hes not qualified for his job and even if he was he wasnt a researcher and then on top of that you have people coming in and shitting on you and your place of work like.. come on... id be a cunt too

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kenjiyabuki · 5 months

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stuff that made me go 👀 from ep1

Well, gore-y horror from between 70s-90s w queer subtext is one of my most favorite genres ever, so obviously this show is right up my alley. Just the idea of Thai folk horror and 90s slasher fusion w a bunch of tense gay situationships sprinkled on top sounds like a dream to me <3

so OFC I enjoyed the first episode, the gore, haunting past, creepy mask and dick biting and all & now i'm ready to theorize

here are some little details that got my attention and some thoughts that were thunk by me:::::

After Por's (Us) classic setting-the-up-story horror tale gets called out as teasing from White (Fuaiz), Por and Top (Jet) turn the accusation back to his boyfriend Tee (JJay), calling him the best at tricking the younger ones/newcomers to the group.

Based on the trailers, it's safe to assume that in the past, it was Non (Barcode) who was the gullible young one and he was bullied (among other things that will happen to him) even after group decided to utilize him for the short film. Compared to loudmouths Por and Top, Tee seems more on the quiet and stoic side (albeit w anger issues) so this is definitely a clue. Trailers made me think Por was the main terrorizer of Non but maybe Tee played a bigger role.

If Non is the whatever the hell that is dwelling the forest, then why did he cop a feel from Tee while him and White were busy being the couple who chooses the worst time and place to get nasty in a horror? Is it a payback for the tricking the young ones Tee was so good at?

If this isn't a translation mistake, Jin (Copper) calls the movie "his" even though the credits says otherwise.

Firstly, I want to thank my trusty Yandex Image Translator for making this revelation possible:

While Jin says that he made the film for a contest he was in, it's Por who is credited as the Writer/Director/DoP. In fact, Jin's name is only under the cast list, along w Tee, Top and Fluke (Bump).

And maybe even MORE IMPORTANTLY, although we clearly saw him in the movie, taking off the mask just before Por shuts of the laptop & later Top admits he wrote the story, Non's name is nowhere to be seen in the credits. Not only he "disappeared", they also made it seem like he wasn't there in the first place. Uhmm, that's a cunty move to do to an old "friend"...

That really suspicious and ambiguous conversation between Tee and Por.

They might be talking about Non BUT Tee specifically says he doesn't want HIM, which i'm assuming to be White, to get involved and find out more. Por's face drops at first but then he brushes it off w saying it wouldn't matter even if he did because its not relevant anymore.

There are also other new guys who are oblivious to their past but it's White who is worrying Tee. Along w Por's reaction and him constantly teasing their relationship, I think this might be a sign that Tee and Por might have some kind of history??? I am hoping that as messy gay entangled relationships on top of the supernatural horrors would be even more fun!!!!!!!!!

Phi and White's lil sexual tension moment.

Here's the thing: this wasn't even a set up for Jin or Tee to get jealous or anyone to get thoughts because they weren't there to see it. It just happened so quickly and then Phi turned back his attention to Jin to get scolded (as he should) BUT i was stuck on it because what was the reason????????????? Why did White seemed lost in thought over it?

Jin might be jealous of Tan (Mio) for some fucking reason?

Jin gives Phi half a blowjob, BITES HIS DICK (best moment of the ep), chews him out (verbally) and then suggests Tan in his place. Well, Tan and Phi do seem close and Tan knows about their failed FWB. Still, it's interesting that Jin singled out Tan and thinks they had a similar thing, even though Phi assures him that isn't the case.

Honestly, the possibility of tangled relationships is getting to me AHHHH I didnt get that vibe from the trailer at all but I will be glad to see it. Insert the *I'm excited because I love mess* gif I cant be bothered to search rn.

Top being the token salacious fool archetype of this slasher.

Following up on the theme of horror gays being in entangled situationships: A high Top making passes at his friends might not lead anywhere as it just might be him fulfilling his role as the facetious, big mouth guy. But i will just put it aside just in case..... 👀👀

Bonus strays thoughts::

According to character profiles, all the boys are the same age, except Tan and White who are 2 years younger

Por says to Tan "you two got in [their friend group] in 12th grade". I am assuming other person is Phi as White got into the group as the boyfriend. I want to see how they got to be friends tho.

Smoker Tan has asthma and he needs an inhaler which definitely won't be a big problem in the future, right?

It's interesting how Phi wants to be a director and we fittingly saw him being a leader, being levelheaded and "directing" the critical situations, assigning roles to the group etc

Top claims Non is haunting them because they completed his film without him. Babygirl, I dont know if intellectual property theft is enough to turn into an evil ghost, I know you guys did more than that.

Random but I kinda want Fluke to be the Final Girl, surviving until the end w just a puke bag and 2 years of medicine knowledge.......

#dead friend forever

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speltfields · 8 months

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Opinions on Gale Baldur's Gate? 🤔

cheeky readmore (no spoilers ahead other than one party member who joins later game afaik)

SO BALDURS GATE... im only a couple of hours into it. my friend is playing my character for me and streaming it since i dont own it+laptop was gone for so long... i plan on playing more once im back home from work...!

so far my team consists of astarion (funny), wyll, lae'zel (cutie) and karlach

GALE SEEMS CUTE! he needs more grey in his hair though. imo. if i ever draw him hes getting hit with the wrinkle beam. and why does he have abs.. id fix that... im planning on adding him to my party soon... i did give him the thing he asks for the first night. would I romance him? idk. probably. hes up there. Ermmm. Can I top him is the inportant question

i really wish i could romance this lady ⤵️

im so mad you cant... the cowards way out. someone mod her as an option NOW (idk anything about her or her name. i like her eyebrows)

anyways sorry i dont havw more tjoughts rn im barely in the game. and i play like an idiot. i dont like shadowheart that much. and astarion is required to be in my party at all times to keep my bffs morale high while i make the Stupidest Plays In The World in front of them

Why cant you kiss the mindflayers? unless you can? idk. i assume you cant. they should let me?

heres my guy btw. hes based off my deep rock galactic dwarf. lol

(you cant see it but he has the cunty megan thee stallion braid)

i think him and halsin would look good together personally. i have no idea what halsin is like

i found this really cute pic of stan while i was looking for pics of my character💘

i think thats all my thoughts for now.... I'll be back to playing again soon >:) ill be sure to post my thoughts as I play more...

actually i forgot to add my fav thing about this playthrough is that i chose my characters genitals at complete random (kept his pants on) i cant wait to find out what hes got in there. like a kinder aurprise egg

#baldurs gate #like 90% of this aint even about gale SORRAY #um btw does karlach really have a ____ becausw thats epic

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skyllion-uwu · 2 months

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once i get a laptop for college is don’t starve together worth it to play with my besties

Biased answer but ABSOLUTELY, I play mainly on easy survival mode settings but I find it a great game for repetitive tasks. Like the best way I listen to podcasts and videos is to play a repetitive task game like a Papa Louie sim and DST fits that bill perfectly. Then there's the little cosmetics you can dress everyone up in which I think is where most of my actual play time comes in but it's so fun giving everyone cunty outfits (or if you're Maxwell I gave him a "Higgsbury Red" colored t-shirt and regular black pants and some gay ass buckled shoes. According to the t-shirt description Wilson invented it by the way. So even though he's normie it's still gay ass). Lore is great. 10/10 lore even though most of that is in animations but there are character interactions within DST. Like there's one where Wanda's greeting for Walter is asking him why he's looking at her hands, and his greeting is apologizing and being like "just checking!" And in his other lines he talks about a clockmaker in the woods who kills people, so basically he suspects her! I love how the character's personalities and interests affect how they talk with each other!

Also then you could play with me and Alex :333333

ALSO ALSO you get a free copy of DST when you buy it so you can spread the virus I mean get more people to play it and you're actually spending $7.50 per copy which woag it's cheaper now!

#asks for sky #mahkari

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smileymoth · 4 months

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8, 20, 21, 22

Plus a random number without looking at the questions, hmmm....

You get: 86

8. movies or tv shows? MOVIES. i suck so bad at watching tv shows because i always get sooo scared about wasting my time so i rather just watch a 2 hour movie and get it over with. this is also why i never get thru tv shows. i still havent properly watched all of star trek TOS....even when i was properly obsessed with it.

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? i honestly really prefer my laptop. notes are good but i make so many typos bc i type so fast. in class i take notes in my sketchbook. and sometimes i write down like little story segments in my sketchbook as well when i dont feel like typing it up on my notes app.

21. obsession from childhood? cats (is it obvious), ancient egypt, LPS, warrior cats, hollywood undead. in that order. probably

22. role model? i don't think i have one, there's people who have influenced me and how i behave (like my mom and dad. obviously.) but there's never been anyone who i like... look up to??? the same way that idolization is such a weird and foreign concept to me because everybody is fucked up and you can't take 1 person to be the end all be all because... well... you know. you'll end up disappointed. there's never going to be anyone who you agree with 100% or sb that you condone all the actions/behaviours of. + if its someone who you dont know personally like a celebrity or some author or fuckall whatever, You dont know them, how can they be your role model?? like it doesn't fit in my head, it's too "end all be all" title to give to someone, even if its your family member.... you get what im talking about?

i could write a longer post about my thoughts on "idolization" and "role models" in the web scene because im so sick of people getting disappointed bc their lovely internet crush did something weird that they didnt like. sorry this got derailed.

my role model is uhhhhhhhh lestat from interview with the vampire bc hes a cunty whore bitch who kills people and manipulates his gay boyfriend who doesnt want him

86. cookies or cupcakes? im in my "pastries are scary" era rn but uhhh cookies. i guess

#asks #ask game

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showerbong · 7 months

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josh hutcherson bicurious (im paraphrasing)

i'm drinking miller and pirating contagion again on my laptop, which is overheating, and the fan is kicked on so high because i'm using all my available RAM with all the pop-up porn adds on this foreign streaming site called ww7.soap2day.co, and i am too lazy to try to close the titty pop-ups so i just let them loop, jiggling their tits over gwyneth paltrow's face as she hacks up a lung in the kitchen and keels over at matt damon's feet. i always forget that gwyneth paltrow has this insanely cunty and extraordinarily short-lived character arc as patient zero where shes in the movie for like 11 minutes and then next thing you know shes getting her head sawed open for an autopsy. the fan and the pop-up porn are so loud that i have the subtitles on and they just say [SAW BUZZING] and gwyneth's sort of stunned open-mouthed face is taking up the whole frame just staring slightly off screen. i feel like this has been said before but i love her character work here in contrast to the goop vagina rocks and pussy candles. me and jamie have been taking these quizzes recently to get our seasonal color analysis and i think gwyneth is a soft spring here. she's like pasty and bloodless but also so pastel while shes getting her brain dissected. me and jamie keep getting all four different seasons when we take all these different mommy blogger quizzes but i am just going to keep taking the quiz until i get what i want, which I think would be winter because its chic and classic and im so absolutely bored of midwestern people. i've only been to new york three times but i feel like its not too late to at least delude myself for a month or two that i'll move there next fall.

i keep seeing all these online debates about this new hunger games movie and something about the katniss / anti-katniss female lead character archetypes but i always scroll past before i have any sense of what they're talking about. i went through like 11 years of icloud photos tonight to show jamie because it got too complicated trying to explain all of the different phases & aesthetics i've cycled through. its so embarrassing to admit but in college literally everyone called me 'peen' for four whole years as some sort of extended callback to a weird comment i made freshman year about being team peeta & katniss and how i was team peenis. i really never set myself up for success and it was never mean spirited but it did feel particularly TARGETED, even when i came back to school in the fall one year incredibly TANNED and TONED from just working all summer and going to the gym like twice a day to avoid awkward one-on-one time with my mom. there was even this one dude that i fucked like three times or so, and we were like good friends but when i'd see him walking around campus he'd be like 'hey peen' and then proceed to text me to hang out a few hours later. classic that this would happen to me but again i did kind of bring it on myself in a moment of needing to just be the loudest, biggest breath-sucking striver in the room. i almost always succeeded, though, in captivating and maintaining.

you know years later i did finally succeed in reinventing myself as a cool fun party coke girl, but like one who also knows every pavement song and went to post-bar sex parties at this one allston dj's house. i think i fucked at least a couple guys who had josh hutcherson vibes but were considerably uglier. i think josh hutcherson once said that katniss & peeta & gale should have a threesome or something. in my personal experience, during this time i did have a threesome with this guy who i must have thought looked vaguely josh hutcherson, kind of stocky but with a nice jawline, but in reality this dude had a weird fupa and carried himself with a sort of an all-around, prematurely-aging affect. once after we boned he asked me to take pictures of him for his tinder account, and everything was just so boring then so i said sure yeah im game, and i truly had nothing else to do, so he had me take a bunch of shots of him laying completely naked on top of the bed with a copy of infinite jest folded open on his lap covering his crotch. you can see like a sliver of ballsack in every single picture. this, along with a few additional reasons, is why i think gwyneth paltrow's lobotomy on steriods speaks to me. i think a lot of my problems in life would be solved if i was just team gale

#alt lit #spilled words #girlblogging #spilled ink #nanowrimo #shitpost #autofiction #flash fiction #nano 2023 #zine #lit #writing #dirtbag #dasha #girl blogger #ottessa

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zeynatura · 1 month

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So regarding the subterranean homesick lesbian tag in a previous post fitting our new bg3 campaign is because my brother, his boyfriend and I managed to get bg3 on steam on 3 pcs to play together!

We started a new campaign, with new characters but the thing is I've already made like 6 of them so I'm running out of ideas

Decided to go back to my roots and make a new Sorcerer, Draconic Bloodline cause is the only subclass none of us have seen

And then it all clicked

I was gonna make Sahar's child

Small summary Sahar my storm sorcerer eladrin in my last dnd campaign had a child with a boss lady pirate who just so happened to be a dragon so it fits perfectly for their child to be a draconian bloodline sorcerer!!

And because Sahar was my first bg3 char, and the only playthrough I've finished, it felt fitting to make him Sajar's Guardian (old screenshot of when I first made him)

I was at a lost for a name but because throughout our dnd campaign our DM decided to joke and give random npcs names similar to my sorcerer like "Hi I'm Sanar, like Sahar but with an N" I decided to name the child Sajar, like Sahar but with a J because JUNIOR akntnaikwjrkso

Sajar she/they (has the heterophobia in their eyes just like her dad)

And she's a lesbian

Here is the time when I first said "LETS GO LESBIANS" yesterday while playing, immortalized on a screenshot

My brother made a Ranger named Alkanfell and his bf made a druid called TRACY who also happens to be a lesbian, she's the lesbian aunty/cunty(?) who's also a nudist

Sajar: are you seeing this Shadowheart?

*TRACY throwing stuff at Alkanfell while he's trying to disarm traps*

Shadowheart: Lady Shar get me out of here

Also Sajar gets weird familiar vibes from Shadowheart, it's like they know each other, as if in another life she dated their dad or something...

Even with the lowest graphics SHE'S SO PRETTY! 🥺 blessed this borrowed laptop to even run the game idc, until Larian gives us crossplay between ps5 and pc this is the only way I can play with more than 1 people and without having to transport my console around

The noble chaotic lesbians and the urchin gay ranger tired of their shenanigans

#bg3 #dnd oc

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bisluthq · 6 months

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How’s Succession going?

I’m still on 3.5 (I fell asleep in E4 and need to rewatch it). I work, see friends, do a lot of tidying and cleaning and sporadically some cooking, hang out with my bf who I live with, read a lot, watch a lot of CNN, try watch films regularly and am now also doing this again. I don’t have much time for watching shows solo. I got through the most recent Riverdale eps when he was away for work. I started succession because he had a job he was on deadline for. I’ve asked if he wants to watch but he tried before and didn’t like it apparently so he doesn’t.

So I need him to go on another work trip or maybe I can do it over Christmas because we’re going away with his family and I have a strong feeling there are times I will be annoyed at certain relatives so I can say I have work (I will have some work) and then just watch Succession on my laptop while he deals with his cunty SIL and fucking fool of a brother.

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greekgodgay · 4 years

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This needs to stop. Copy and pasted from reddit.

When I was 22, my extended family, aunts, uncles, cousins etc began asking me why I wasn't married yet. I spent my childhood and early 20s in a fairly conservative North Indian state. And people in those areas tend to be deeply misogynistic and the only way a woman has any value in their eyes is if she's attached to a man. Her own accomplishments, talents etc are of no consequence. So it wasn't all that surprising when I began getting these ridiculous questions about marriage while I was still in college.

I had recently lost a lot of weight and for the first time I actually looked good in jeans. My weight loss seemed to cause their queries to reach whole new levels of idiocy. You see, they all assumed that the only reason I had lost weight was so I could land a husband. Surely I hadn't done it for the sake of my own health and well being, or because I wanted to look good for myself. That would be preposterous!

My aunt, about whom I've written in some of my previous posts was friends with a "matchmaker". Matchmakers in India are are these cunty middle aged women who have nothing better to do than to go around carrying photographs and info about "eligible" bachelors and bachelorettes and share them with the families of young men and women who are looking to marry them off. My aunt's friend was no different. She showed my aunt a picture some guy in his late 20s who also "had a great job and was from a respectable family" Let's call this guy Ajay. My aunt shared the picture and the info with my grandmother (go read these posts to know exactly what kind of a person my grandmother was - My grandmother stole my clothes and My grandmother made sure I stayed fat.) Between the two of them, they decided that Ajay, whom I had never met before, would be the perfect match for me. Keep in mind that neither I nor my dad had any inkling of what was going on.

One afternoon, I think it was Sunday, my aunt came over when I wasn't home. She told my dad to "get his daughter dressed up and pretty" because she had promised me to a guy and his parents were coming over to see me that very evening. The tone in which she spoke made it sound like she had done me and my dad a big favor. My dad was shocked and asked what the hell she was talking about. She told him she had taken it upon herself to find a groom for me (without my knowledge or consent) and "taken some of the burden off his shoulders" and that their mother (my grandmother) had approved of the match. My dad told her he would have to speak to me first and whether the guy's parents can come over or not depends on what I have to day about this. The little cunt actually tried to convince my dad that my consent wasn't necessary and that as elders they had every right to make this decision for me. But my dad wasn't having it.

When I came home a few hours later, my aunt greeted me with a hug. This was enough to sent red flags flying everywhere. I asked her what was going on and she gleefully told me that she had done and how her proposition had my grandmother's blessings. I told her to shove it up her ass and that I was in no mood to have an arranged marriage - not then, not ever. She looked shocked and asked how I could say such a thing after all the trouble she's been through in order to find "such a wonderful young man" for me. I decided to get dirty. I told her if the "wonderful young man" is making her so wet, why doesn't she go marry him? My dad heard this and told me to watch my language. I told him I would if this bitch knew her place and knew not to poke her nose where it doesn't belong.

My grandmother had heard the commotion from her room and called out to my dad. She began telling him about ho she had seen the guy's picture and the matchmaker had told them all about his family. And how a match like this may not come along again. My dad told her that he would never force his daughter to marry if she doesn't want to. My step mom said the same. I merely told her she was insane and belongs in a lunatic asylum.

This of course, caused both grandmonster and crazy aunt to fake cry and go on and on about how my dad doesn't trust them to make the right decision for his daughter, and that they were family and family has the right to make decisions for each other (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, BITCH!!!). I wasn't going to budge however and told them I wasn't going to meet the guy or his parents and aunt better cancel the meeting if she knows what's good for her. Aunt left our house grumbling.

But the drama was far from over. My grandmonster, in order to emotionally blackmail my dad into agreeing to the match, with or without my consent, stopped eating. Anytime food was brought to her, she would break into crocodile tears and whine about how my dad was dishonouring her wishes. As she was diabetic, her health began to deteriorate. My dad was scared. One evening, he and my step mom sat me down and asked if I would consider the proposal and just have a meeting with Ajay's family. I was still adamant and said no.

My aunt came over again and said she had great news, as Ajay's parents were still interested in meting me and they would allow me to study and have a career after I married their son. I asked her what part of the word "NO" did she not understand the last time we spoke and who the fuck do Ajay's parents think they are to "allow" me to do anything. Aunt once again flew into an impotent rage and asked how I could be so selfish. How I could disobey my family like this and some other bullshit about how marriage is a union between families and not just individuals and how in her days girls were married off as soon as they reached adulthood whether they liked it or not. I let her go on for some time as her little hissy fit was quite amusing to me.

After she and exhausted herself, I told her that if she, grandmonster or even my parents even try to force me into this marriage, I was going to cut my wrist. And if I survived, the cops would know that I did it because I was being forced to marry against my will and all involved would be in a world of trouble. Even if I died, I would leave behind enough evidence in the form of emails to all my friends and collage professors detailing how i was being mentally tortured so I could be forced into this marriage. Both outcomes would result in all of them in deep legal shit. I even showed them the email I had already written, all I had to do was send it. And if any of them even think of locking me up and taking away my phone, laptop etc, they should remember that my vocal cords still work and I would gather the entire neighborhood with my screams and cops would surely be called.

As I spoke, my aunt's eyes kept getting wider and wider. She was in shock, but she knew me well enough to know that I was very capable of doing all of this. She left quietly. Grandmonster must have heard every word, because her hunger strike came to an end. My aunt never tried to look for a match for me again.

Later, my dad told me that he was only asking me to think about the match and that he would never force me to do something I didn't want to do. I told him I knew that and assured him that my threats were only meant to scare my aunt. And they worked.

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thewickedharlot · 3 years

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Mentions of Parental Death / Over the last few weeks, Essence Woods and Rynn Ellis have gotten into some strange internet beefs. We’re going to break down what happened.

Essence and Rynn have seemed to have some weird sort-of beef, but it always seemed pretty jokey until now. Essence has tweets joking about the “emo look” and Rynn pretty frequently posted that he put Essence on the list to go backstage. Until recently, we never had any evidence that Essence ever actually went to one of the concerts. ...We doubt it. Doesn’t exactly seem like her scene.

Until a few weeks ago she appeared to have gone at the very end of a concert, hung out for about a half an hour and was spotted leaving:

Something clearly happened when she visited. Because on August 6th, Rynn tweeted “ I might have to yeet my sister off the balcony if she doesn't give my gd phone back @XayQuinn” this and tagged his sister.

Only three minutes later, Essence posted “ the emos are out in full force today, huh.”

Soon after, he tweeted:

Update: it's illegal to yeet my sister @XayQuinn off a balcony. >[ but I really want too.

To which Essence responded: Yikes.

At this point, it seemed like there was clearly some private argument because he tweeted

ur not a princess, ur a queen. Sorry again.

and Essence told him that they were good, and not to worry about it.

Everyone thought that the beef was over until a few days later August 9th:

Essence posted these with the caption:

when you piss off someone who is more powerful than you so you gotta do clean up.

Rynn didn’t seem happy with her response and posted:

It breaks my heart that people can be so conditioned to believe nothing's genuine that you assume my gesture of apology was fear when you already said we were cool. Our followings are maybe a fraction of the same, and I do what I enjoy because I enjoy it. Sorry if it's just about power or what ever in your head

In a thread of tweet replies, she posted:

wow. okay. lets get into this then. first thing, i was joking. i'm just not very funny. second of all, all of our interactions have been based around fucking with each other for our very different brands. so i was calling you by a bunch of 'r' names - clearly as a joke - and accidentally called you by your dads name. i found your number and apologized for it once i realized what happened. you STILL gave me shit about it and implied that i actually did know. so i do that one thing, clearly an accident, and you can turn around and tell me that my marriage didn't work out is because i'm a child and that i should pick more wisely and i make one joke about it and suddenly YOU'RE in MY mentions all hurt? mine was clearly an accident and yours was said out of spite and anger. while i don't believe that it was your sister or whoever texting me, you sat there..tweeting on your laptop? instead of taking care of business and getting your phone back when talking to someone you don't know that well? you think you'd want to stop your cunty sister from texting people in your phone if she regularly behaves that way. as far as what you tweeted, if you were actually worried about it..you could've just texted me? i was just trying to laugh it off publicly since we'd made it a little public so it didn't seem worth ignoring and letting rumors blow up. clearly, now they're going to. - queen essence

In this message, she clearly explains what happened: Essence was calling him different ‘r’ names and accidentally called him by his late father’s name. The interactions go back and forth for a while until things went radio silence and we’ve yet to hear if there is still any beef.

#rynn ellis #essence woods

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prettiestsupersoldier · 7 years

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James

AN: I have no earthly idea where the hell this is going.

“Y/N you have to be my girlfriend this weekend!” Steve screams as he spots you seated in front of the library with a book in hand. You roll your eyes before closing the book. “Aren’t you already in a real relationship?”

“Yes but we aren’t in the ‘bring them home to meet the family’ stage yet and i’m honestly not sure we ever will be.”

“And why would I be doing this?”

“Because I’m your best friend and you love me and you don’t want to see a 24 year old 6’ foot tall man on his knees crying.” You did kind of wanna see a 6’ foot tall man on his knees crying that sounded amazing.

“What if I had plans?” The only plans you had for the weekend were to catch up on Netflix shows and stuff your face with as many pancakes as humanly possible, but that’s not the point and he didn’t need to know that.

“I’d say ‘But Y/N it’s a party and you can dress all fancy like I know you like plus it’s all on my parents dime and then, you’d pretend to think it over like you actually really do have plans that didn’t include way too much fast food, you’d agree, we’d hug and you’d go home and pack your bags already.” You give him the nastiest glare you can muster.

“Fine. I’ll go but only and I repeat only because I could use a break.”

“Y/N thank you… NOW GO PACK!”

“Yes pumpkin.” You wink at Steve from over your shoulder.

“Oh no. No pet names. Absolutely not.”

“But sugar muffin how will everyone know I’m yours if we don’t?” You reach forward to embrace him in a hug but he dodges quickly.

“I will cut you.” He says it with blankest expression you’d ever seen and you seriously considers asking Sam if he had done something like that before.

You leave Steve to go and pack your bag for 2 days. You stuff it full of as many things as possible since and you aren’t taking an airplane there’s no boundaries when it comes to packing. So you take advantage of this and bring your laptop and 2 of your game consoles which Steve complained profusely about (‘Two entire consoles really?’ ‘what if I need to play Mortal Kombat and Zelda Steve?’) and way too many clothes for only 2 days.

“So what’s our story? How’d we meet how long have we been dating?” You’re on the road up to Steve’s parents. You have about 2 more hours before you make it there so you decide it’s time to make a plan.

“We meet in our human studies class. I asked you to be my study partner and you fell madly in love with me because of my strikingly good looks and rippling abs. We’ve been together for a few months.”

“I hate us already we sound like a walking cliche. And why couldn’t you fall madly in love with me?! My sparkling eyes and wonderful personality,not to mention my beautiful face?”

“It doesn’t matter who feel madly in love but if you think of something better i’ll roll with it.” You stay quiet for a long while. “Exactly.” Steve says as he cruises you guys down the highway.

The rest of the car ride is spent talking about Steve’s actually girlfriend and how he isn’t sure if she’ll last or not.

“I mean I get it right people can prefer whatever the hell they want but like don’t be a cunt about it.”

“Steve,” you gasp as you clutch your hands to your chest, “you said a bad word!”

“Cunts are cunts and need to be called out on their cuntiness. Enough about that what happened with you and that guy John?”

“James.” You sigh heavily. Beautiful freaking James.

“I told him I liked him he looked at me laughed and walked away.” You say it so matter of factually Steve almost slams on the break.

“What exactly do you mean he laughed? I’m gonna need more information.”

“He invented me out to a party a few towns away,” You can’t look at him you know he has a frown on his face and frustration in his eyes. So you turn and look out the window before you keep talking.

“And you went?!” Steve’s eyes go wide as he stares forward at the road.

“Yes, I had friends going I wasn’t alone mama bear. So we were really hitting it off, I thought at least, we went to sit on the balcony and I told him I was enjoying our time together and that I couldn’t wait for our next date. He looked at me and laughed. mumbled some nonsense and walked away. I was hurt, obviously, I grabbed my stuff and left. That is it.”

“What a dick. Well your fake boyfriend promises to hook up when we get back.”

The car fell into a comfortable silence after that. Both of in your own little worlds. Steve lost in the dullness of driving. You lost in thought about James and meeting Steve’s family.

“Steve, are you texting and driving? You’re just being so rebellious today.” You quip as the car cruises down the highway.

“It was only two texts and they were from my best friend. He’s having a major love life crisis and as best friend it is my sworn duty to help.”

“Your rebellious phase is over.”

When you finally arrive, you get out the car for a much needed stretch struggling with all of your bags as you coo over a the neighbors dog in the middle of the street. The door flies open the second Steve walks up to the porch. “Hello!“ a beautiful older woman yells as she rushes out of the door and over to Steve.

“How was the driver over?” She asks as a man that looks almost identical to Steve comes out to help with the bags.

“It was nice and quiet ma’.” He says finally pulling the last bag out of the car. You stand just out of the way of the small family reunion looking on at the exchange of hugs and kisses. But that is cut short when you’re pulled into a hug by Steve’s mom.

“It’s so lovely to finally meet you.” She was so tiny but she was squeezing you so tightly.

“It’s wonderful to meet you as well Mrs.Rogers.”

“Ma’ please don’t embarrass me.” Steve said as he stood to one side of you watching as his ma’ squeezed the life out of you.

“Nonsense honey, I could never embarrass my big handsome man.” She had finally let go and you’d taken a huge breath of air.

“Ma! it’s like sometimes you don’t even hear the words coming out of your mouth.”

“Watch your tongue Stevie. Oh you both should be hurrying inside to get cleaned up for dinner we gave a guest.” She said as she started to head inside the house.

“A guest?” Just meeting his parents was stressful enough and you two weren’t even dating.

“It’s probably just Bucky nobody special.” His dad said as he walked past the two of you.

“Bucky?” You asked more to Steve then to his parents.

“Stevie’s best friend.” His dad yells from the door way.

“The one that I was texting earlier.” Steve replies as he watches his dad disappear inside

“Oh love life guy.” You picked up as soon as his words started to die down.

“Is he cute?” You whisper to Steve when mom makes her way inside. Steve whips his head around at you think he might break his neck.

‘“What? Clearly I don’t know how to pick guys.” You say making your way inside the house as well.

When you and Steve had finally gotten showered and dressed for dinner, him insisting that you didn’t need to wear a dress and heels “But you promised Stevie!” “Stop calling me that! and i’ll settle for nice blouse and jeans!”, you were finally sitting at the dinner table with a plate full of homemade food. It looked delicious, you hadn’t had a good home cooked meal since you last visited your own home well over a year ago.

“We’re just waiting on our special guest and then we can dig in.” Mrs. Rogers announced

“I forgot the drinks, y/n can you help me?”

“Absolutely.” you stand up from your seat and give Steve a peck on the cheek for show and you can tell the instant you do it he hates it. You grab 5 glasses as his mom grabs the whine for the night. As you and his mom are making your way back in you here a shout assuming Bucky has arrived you make your way back.

Buck: I fucked up. Bad

Steve: How bad is bad?

Steve: Tell me when I get there I’m driving.

Buck: Really bad like I’ve ruined any and all chances I’ve had with this girl. You gotta help me out.

He doesn’t knock on the door he doesn’t need to this is his home away from home practically a son to the rogers himself. When he opens the door the living is bare and all he can do is look around at the familiar room. Remembering all the times he and Steve had played ball in the living room no matter how many times that had gotten yelled at by Mrs.Rogers.

“Buck.” Steve pulls him from his nostalgic thoughts holding his arms out wide.

“Steve.” Bucky can’t help but drag his longtime friend into a hug.

“Buck It’s been too long buddy.” It had been way too long and Bucky knows its neither of their faults but it still sucks.

“So tell me about this girl buck. I need all the details.”

“There are no details really I just got nervous and, shes perfect ya know? I just couldn’t believe she’d want to date me so I laughed and then…”

“I bet ma’ will have some good advice for you.” They’re making their back into the dining room the same time as you and Mrs. Rogers.

“Bucky its so nice to have you back.” Steves mom is smiling at him and all of his worries damn near melt away. He loved her like he loved his own mom.She was always there for him when he had troubles girl, school, work or anything in between. Then he takes notice of you and he can’t breath, can’t think straight. This has to be some kind of sick dream you aren’t here, you can’t be. But you are and god it hurts.

“Bucky this is, y/n Steve’s girlfriend.” Bucky? who the shit is Bucky? Your eyebrows furrow together in confusion and he stares at you with an open mouth. He tries to get his mouth to form words to say something. anything to you but he can’t he can only stutter out one reply.

“S-steve’s girlfriend?” He looks between you and Steve for any sign of falsehood but Steve isn’t paying attention and you wont look back at him.

“Y/n, This is Bucky, Steve’s best friend.” Steves dad says as he ushers the room to sit down so he can eat his dinner before it gets cold.

“Its nice to meet you Bucky.” You emphasize the name Bucky that you’d never heard him say before and watch as his face falls as he takes the seat closest to Mr.Rogers.

There is a million and seven things that go through your head when you see his face and you are sure he see’s every emotion that passes over yours. You can tell he wants to say something but your heart hurts too much to care about his dilemma at the moment.

You take your seat next to Steve again watching James/Bucky from the corner of your eyes and he is openly staring at.

You’re thankful Steve told you not to wear the dress you had planned on because then you wouldn’t have had your phone on you. You slide it out of your pocket under the table and hope its still on vibrate. You take one finale look up from your lap and over to Bucky who’s staring right at you with a look you can’t quiet put a finger on. You look away from his gaze and back at your lap and send a single text to Steve.

Y/N: That’s James.

#leeah writes #leeah is also hella tired and shit #bucky x reader #bucky barnes x reader #marvel x reader #marvel x you

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