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skyllion-uwu · 5 months

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batman written by vivzepop

Batman: Joker I need you to fucking come with me right now

Joker: Fucking Cum? 😳 Batsy didn't I milk you enough last week!

Batman: *Blushing* Shut the fuck up you fucking slut we're going to Arkham Hotel to rehabilitate your absolutely off the fucking walls bat-fucking-shit insane ass

Hugay Strange: Thanks for bringing Joker back to Arkham Hotel Batman~

Batman: Couldn't have done it with my trusty sidedick I mean sidekick Dick (Nightwing in costume but Batman calls him Dick because funni am I right)

Dick: I wish I wasn't fucking traumatized by Batman

Batman: Shut the fuck up Dick nobody gives a fucking shitting fuck about your dumbass trauma

Dick: Okay I'll go fuck a bunch of men and women now in really fucking badly animated sex scenes (I don't even know if there's sex scenes in her stuff I'll just assume there is for this FUNNI JOKE!!!!) *Fucking leaves*

Hugay Strange: We're going to have sooooo much fun fucking rehabilitating you Joker Slut~ You could always check yourself in too Batsy~

Batman: *Sees the various sex dolls that look exactly like him in Hugay's office* I think I'm fucking good you fucking weird gayass pervert (don't worry it's not homophobic because he's totally bisexual we'll just never show it on screen)

Hugsy Strange: If you change your mind you know where to find us Batsy~

Ace: *Comes running in and grows three times bigger because Vivzie doesn't know perspective*

#thanks i need a second shower now but the water is so hot i broil alive (silly)#asks for sky #dyggot #nsft

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mx-mind · 18 days

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hi since you asked for more asks what the absolute fuck is the sentient meat dream. I am absolutely not judging I'm the prophetic dreams of zizzle iz guy but

Okay I wrote about this a few months ago on main but the TLDR is I dreamt I was playing a clicker game where you made sausage and stew and you got the meat from a sentient meat blob that made gurgling sounds and had a lip lined mouth. Then I was the main character of this game and watched what I knew the opening cutscene but in first person. It's dark with I think a yellow street light to light up a small part of the area. The meat appears. It slowly moves towards me, telling me to try it. I try to yell out "go BACK from whence you came" but nothing leaves my mouth. It freezes like I did say it but then continues to move. I wake up before it gets me

#asks for sky #lonelyquail

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sky-kinz · 2 years

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What are your favorite things you have done with Fluffy recently?

We've been going to the beach a lot recently!

ID in alt/below cut

[Image Description: A photo of a Webkinz Sea Otter being held up on a black sand beach. Her whiskers are blown to the right, and the ocean is behind her. The sky is blue with a few low clouds. /end ID]

#asks for sky #anon #sorry that i havent been posting anything new here. i take pics and forget to upload them #plus im posting so much on my main that i run out of posts #webkinz #kinzblr #fluffy the sea otter

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deep-space-netwerk · 7 months

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So Venus is my favorite planet in the solar system - everything about it is just so weird.

It has this extraordinarily dense atmosphere that by all accounts shouldn't exist - Venus is close enough to the sun (and therefore hot enough) that the atmosphere should have literally evaporated away, just like Mercury's. We think Earth manages to keep its atmosphere by virtue of our magnetic field, but Venus doesn't even have that going for it. While Venus is probably volcanically active, it definitely doesn't have an internal magnetic dynamo, so whatever form of volcanism it has going on is very different from ours. And, it spins backwards! For some reason!!

But, for as many mysteries as Venus has, the United States really hasn't spent much time investigating it. The Soviet Union, on the other hand, sent no less than 16 probes to Venus between 1961 and 1984 as part of the Venera program - most of them looked like this!

The Soviet Union had a very different approach to space than the United States. NASA missions are typically extremely risk averse, and the spacecraft we launch are generally very expensive one-offs that have only one chance to succeed or fail.

It's lead to some really amazing science, but to put it into perspective, the Mars Opportunity rover only had to survive on Mars for 90 days for the mission to be declared a complete success. That thing lasted 15 years. I love the Opportunity rover as much as any self-respecting NASA engineer, but how much extra time and money did we spend that we didn't technically "need" to for it to last 60x longer than required?

Anyway, all to say, the Soviet Union took a more incremental approach, where failures were far less devastating. The Venera 9 through 14 probes were designed to land on the surface of Venus, and survive long enough to take a picture with two cameras - not an easy task, but a fairly straightforward goal compared to NASA standards. They had…mixed results.

Venera 9 managed to take a picture with one camera, but the other one's lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 10 also managed to take a picture with one camera, but again the other lens cap didn't deploy.

Venera 11 took no pictures - neither lens cap deployed this time.

Venera 12 also took no pictures - because again, neither lens cap deployed.

Lotta problems with lens caps.

For Venera 13 and 14, in addition to the cameras they sent a device to sample the Venusian "soil". Upon landing, the arm was supposed to swing down and analyze the surface it touched - it was a simple mechanism that couldn't be re-deployed or adjusted after the first go.

This time, both lens caps FINALLY ejected perfectly, and we were treated to these marvelous, eerie pictures of the Venus landscape:

However, when the Venera 14 soil sampler arm deployed, instead of sampling the Venus surface, it managed to swing down and land perfectly on….an ejected lens cap.

#space #space history #venus #NASA #Venera #spost #I will talk all day about venus #ask me about venus floating sky cities #unpopular opinion venus > mars #this is probably my favorite space history story #the surface of venus is made of lens caps #don't try to tell me the universe doesn't have a sense of humor #well #I guess its more that people have a sense of humor and we happen to live in the universe

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somerandomdudelmao · 23 days

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Part 2 :>

Ward just got a shapeshifter roommate ehehehehehhfjfjg~

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#marble sky #marble sky comic #Ward #Sculptor #the blurry voice Sculptor was talking with #i guess haha #Ward stop staring and ask their name I need to put it in the tags goddamn #Holly #their name is Holly haha

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deadsetobsessions · 4 months

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Danny no longer has a haunt. So… he decides to find another one. And while he technically has a whole world (other dimensions aren’t an option because he’s going to stay near where Jazz’s grave is, damn it) there’s only a couple of other places with enough ambient ectoplasm to sustain him. Nanda Parbat, Tokyo, and Gotham.

Nanda Parbat had a weird old musty immortal that kept trying to summon him and exchange power for the ability to “take a worthy body and rain as much destruction” as he’d like. As if Danny would need a body to bring the world to its knees.

Tokyo… it’s too far from Jazz’s grave. He could ask Wulf or even open his own portal but when Danny tried it out, Tokyo was too peaceful. Obviously there’s crime, but nothing… nothing big like Danny’s used to.

Danny ends up picking Gotham, even if the sewer zombies and the weird group of rich fruit loops with an adoption problem creeps him out. So, he destroys the portal, packs up his parents’ house and sells it, and hauls ass to the cesspool calling his name. His family’s stuff is stored respectfully in a vault located on the deepest parts of his personal haunt in the Infinite Realms.

And honestly, he’s doing better. Sure, he’s got a shitty apartment near another revenant’s almost-haunt and he feels like he’s drowning all of the time, but Danny isn’t in danger of turning into Dan, he’s catching up on royal paperwork, and he’s got like a job as a barista. In his own coffee shop that paid for using his parent’s money (who, despite their hazardous everything, made a crap ton of money off of their more normal inventions).

Gotham’s got some pretty interesting local gangs, most of which respected the sanctity of Danny’s cafe. Sure, they tried blowing it up and tried extorting money from him in the form of “protection costs” but after three months of failure, they gave up.

(Really, the local gangs gave up when they saw him take three shotgun shells to the chest and continued to work.) (They didn’t know it never hit him. Intangibility is extremely useful.)

The Rogues, on the other hand, just gave Danny flashbacks. Their gimmicks are different, sure, but after years of Box Ghost, Skuller, Lunch Lady, etc., Danny’s more than done with costumed villains. They don’t bother him either. Some of the reason is probably due to Harley and Ivy, who had walked into the cafe and (because they were bruised and scratched up from a fight) triggered Danny’s mother hen tendencies. They were promptly fed and watered and caffeinated and their hyenas were also similarly taken care of. They declared the cafe under their protection and that was that.

Red Hood stops by, and begins to interrogate him. But when Danny met his… helmet eyes? The crime lord paused, paid for his coffee, and sat in a corner table of the cafe for the rest of the day.

And he kept coming back?

But Danny figures it’s because Hood was a revenant and people who had come close to death tends to feel more comfortable around him.

(Considering this is Gotham where people almost die every other day? Yeah, he’s pretty much friends with everyone. Or at least, less likely to get shot.)

(Hood does stay because of the King’s presence and the Pit calming itself, but also Danny’s hot and he’s got a sleeper build and Hood definitely did not imagine himself in the place of the heavy box he saw Danny lift effortlessly onto a table. No.)

But of course, the peace couldn’t last forever. But by then, Danny was so antsy, he welcomed the trouble with open arms.

It starts with a clown. Danny knows who he is. He knows who Danny is.

So, Danny has no idea why the clown thought it would be a good idea to aggravate the owner of Gotham’s official neutral grounds. See, Clovkwork? Danny’s learned how to gauge his own political importance!

“HAHAHAHAHA! COME OUT, DANNY-BOY! LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!”

Danny comes out and grabs a chair, and with a flat expression, says, “you’re not funny and I hate clowns.”

And then he swings and slams the chair into the Joker’s face. Over and over again until Danny’s sure the clown won’t get back up. The thing about Gotham’s outdoor chairs is that they’re mad out of steel and are bolted down to the ground to prevent undedicated thieves (dedicated thieves can and will steal the bolted down steel chairs). The Joker’s hired muscle just watched this scrawny twenty-something year old yank the steel chair and take some of the fucking ground and the bolts with it and beat the fuck out of their boss who is the literal Joker.

They surrender on the spot and is taken to jail. Danny just smiles at the officers who come by and since he’s got pretty privilege and they don’t want to mess with the guy who, again, owns one of Gotham’s official neutral ground and also beat up Joker without breaking a sweat, the officers just lets him go with a warning.

And then the bats comes, and wow, Danny’s playing mentor to a formally dead person again!

But before that, the Red Hood asks for an autograph on the Gotham Gazette article with a picture of a tired Danny standing over Joker’s prone body. Then Hood stammers through asking Danny out (which Danny said yes to because he’s tired, not blind, and Hood is built like a brick house and HOT).

Batman interrogates him. Danny, who can tell that this man needs therapy and is Sad TM, tells Bats that Danny’s died before and that’s why he’s like this. He also calls Batman a furry, but like in a nice way. And then he kicks Batman out with a coffee and a file on Nanda Parbat.

Now, Danny’s got a date to prepare for and he realizes that maybe this is what Jazz wanted for him- to be happy and mostly safe and happy. (Or, happier, he thinks. It’s been a long time since he’s been truly happy, but this might be a good start)

#bamf danny phantom #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #Jason takes him to a library and they pick out books for each other #Danny asks him on a second date and they talk about the book over coffee #and then they watch the stars (Danny uses his ghost powers to clear a patch of sky)#but Danny just kind of watches Jason’s face and goes yeah this is just as good #Danny dngasf #Danny will throw hands with a clown #Danny thinks the Gotham Rogues are kinda cute #with their gimmicks #unimpressed bc they’re kind of obvious #and he’s seen worse and better #danny is Gotham’s Mom Friend

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raycatzdraws · 2 months

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idk if u still have requests open, BUUUT i personally never knew remlits could fly back up and thusly never threw one off skyloft. i was shocked when i saw a clip of someone doing that. maybe that w sky + the links?

YEAH! BYE KITTY!!!

Alternate ending under the read more!

(Twi doesn't know the remlits fly, but he knows Sky can SOOOO

Sky knew what he was getting into xD )

#happy valentines day!!! throw the cat off skyloft! :D #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu sky #lu twilight #requests #comic #an opportunity to scare Twi HEHEHE #went crazy with this one with the colored comic #I really like your art ///0v0/// uhmm uuu #thank you for the ask!!!!

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aimer-arts · 3 months

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I think it'd be really funny if evolution happened naturally in the pmd universe instead of going to luminous spring

(I blame @fujii-draws for this)

#FUJI I have literally been thinking about this ever since you sent that ask #they are in love. that is all.#chatot supports them :^)#pmd #pmd2 #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd eos #explorers of sky #eevee #vulpix #espeon #chatot #expect more art of them soon... >:)

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linkvcr · 2 months

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braids :]

idea from @arecaceae175 [ty :D]

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu sky #lu twilight #lu warriors #these are very messy LOL but :-]#why yes this DOES feed into my skyloftians play with the hair of ppl theyre close to thank you for asking #my art #fanart

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animatedglittergraphics-n-more · 3 months

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night sky+planet dividers

source▪️f2u (please don't claim as your own)

requested by anon

#my asks #anon #night sky dividers #star dividers #planet dividers #astroid dividers #meteor dividers #space dividers #mine #page dividers #line dividers #dividers #separators #divider #1of5 transparent #solar system dividers #f2u

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skyllion-uwu · 7 months

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I'm sorry what the hell do you mean yandev removed ukraine from existence from his game

The version of the post I reblogged about what is happening in YanSim recently included this screenshot

Also while looking for the notes I found out they're from this month, and also there's a fucking iron maiden in the school. But Ukraine in 1989 is too unrealistic. Okay

#asks for sky #anon

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mx-mind · 3 months

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I dont have anything off the top of my head, so maybe just wendy my friend wendy