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boy & girl dinner
#he’s so beefy fuck#I cannot express what I want to do rn#HES SO HOT#joseph quinn#eddie munson#yall I’m creaming
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I work in health care which means I get paid to weigh people for a living and if there is one thing people can’t do correctly, it’s guess weight.
Idk why.
Idk who this will help, but Ghost is probably clocking a good 118kg/260lbs, do with that what you will and God Bless.
#which means Konig is probably pushing 300 or more?????? oh my fucking god#please crush me in that mountain man sandwich#glory glory what a hell of a way to die#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#i mean ??? largely guessing because we dont have a canon height#but he’s a BEEFY boi so if he’s like 6’2 on the lower end???#I’m currently mid-move so I cant work on writing but don’t say I didn’t contribute to the fandom this weekend
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top five iconic Damen moments go. If there’s too many give me top ten. This is urgent scientific research.
oh my god you are so lucky i have a long train journey today so here we go, in no particular order because hell if that is possible :
when he threw a mf broadsword. a sword that is meant to be swung with two hands (!!). and he just casually yeeted it from the back of a horse. into a guy who was about to kill his enemy who wasn't even his lover yet
kingsmeet. kingsmeet was the Pinnacle of the man. he broke his country's most sacred rules without even fucking hesitating out of sheer rage and love at what had been done to laurent get this man fucking husband of the year
obviously it has to be "i speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart" no man has ever been so stupid and yet so sexy
every moment in book three where he's like "did i fucking stutter."
"damen rose from the throne, and put his hand to the gold brooch at his shoulder. his garment dropped, and the crowd roared their approval" cock out and thriving. king
when he chose laurent he literally chose laurent over his kingdom he was prepared to sacrifice it all for him this MAN
when he was screaming crying throwing up at having to tell laurent who he was and laurent was just like "i know." sksjsks you dumb fucking bitch OF COURSE HE KNEW everything you now know about this man and you think he doesn't know the man who killed his brother god i love you how can a man be so smart and yet so. so
"i think if i gave you my heart, you would treat it tenderly" sobbing. literally sobbing on a train. he's so sweet he's so gentle he loves laurent so much. he's so. so. also that scene where he tells laurent if auguste hadn't died he still would have courted him. once he starts loving laurent he literally cannot conceive of a world where he does not love him i'm crying
he's beefy. it's not an iconic moment it's just his natural state of being but it's iconic to ME. his arms could hold me so good. his tits are as big as his heart. his ass? bouncing. his thighs? could crush me and i'd welcome it
his dimple :')
there we go it started out as a list of iconic damen moments it ended as me rambling about everything i love about him what can i say he lives in my head rent free i'll never find a man like him
#he literally has it all#smart but dumb. beefy. strong. gentle. protective. sweet. he represses his trauma so there's an 'i can fix him' vibe about him#to quote a tag on my previous post#he fucks he fights he flings insults#he's everything to me#i remember i did a whole rant in some tags once about my love for him i need to find that again#captive prince
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the ARM ???????
#holy fuck bro#Oliver is so buff#HES SO BEEFY#I’m on the floor#buddie#911 fox#911#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 tv show#evan buck buckley#buck x eddie#buck and eddie#911 abc#ryan guzman#oliver stark
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NGHHHHH daddy it’s not gonna fit daddy it’s so big oh my godddddd daddy daddy daddy stretch me out fuck me hard daddy harder HARDER
#awkward cough#sorry#he’s just so beefy in this i need him to fuck me#like yesterday#activated my very suppressed pushed down daddy kink#he’s got me 👹
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that stupid face and those stupid chips~🎃
#god his pants need to be tighter#i need to seE HIS THIGHS#i need more thighs#i need his tummy#look at his fucking ARM#beefy frank is my fucking favorite#so so many places to b i t e#he’s fucking perfect#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcr5#mcrmy#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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More ai-generated Bucky giving me filthy thoughts. Also from tiktok @animavelita
#holy hand grenade of hotness#fucking hell#sebastian stan#bucky barnes#seb#so hot#sebby stan#beefy bucky#james buchanan barnes#bucky fucking barnes#bucky#bucky barnes x reader#bucky fanfic#beefy bucky barnes#bucky barnes au#bucky barnes fanfiction#bucky barnes fic#bucky barnes fluff#sweet lord he is pretty#bucky barnes imagine#bucky barnes reader insert#bucky barnes/reader#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes x female reader#bucky barnes x reader smut#bucky barnes x y/n#bucky barnes x you#bucky fic#bucky imagine#bucky smut
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i tried getting these thoughts out of my mind, i really did…
this james would be into the filthiest fucking things ever and if you say anything else you’re a liar
i’ve had this thought where he’s on the bed, his back against the headboard and you’re on top of him for the sole purpose of making HIM ONLY feel good
there’s just smth so degrading abt the fact that he’s letting you do all the work and not even get rewarded for it.
he would force you to edge yourself on his cock, not even moving a single muscle and just letting you do all the work as he watches your cunt deliciously swallow him
your hands would be planted on his chest for leverage as you bounce over him as fast as you physically could, but you were just so tired from being edged all night, you didn’t even noticed that you’d slowed down until you fully stopped moving
“don’t fucking stop” he seethes “faster, come on” he slaps the side of your thigh for emphasis as you cry out, too tired to move, but continue anyway
“please james, i cant” tears spring the corner of your eyes as the friction against your folds become too much to handle
“shut up and fucking move”
you feel a knot tightening up in your stomach for the third time that night as you clench around james’ cock, causing him to let out a strangled moan
“shit, yeah just like that” a cocky smile appears on his lips as he tries to catch his breath
he hears you attempting to muffle your moans as you grind yourself harder and faster on him, feeling your release coming up
james notices this and yanks your hands off of his chest, using his grasp as leverage to pull you closer to him as your grinds come to a halt
“i thought i fucking told you not to cum?” he grunts
“please james, i’ve earned it, let me cum, i’ll do anything” at this point you weren’t sure if you were crying from embarrassment or from the stimulation
“you’ve earned it when i tell you you’ve earned it” he abruptly lets go of your hands, causing you to fall back against his chest “now come on, make me cum. that’s all you’re good for anyway”
you start moving over him again, your thighs trembling as you bring your hands back to rest on his thighs, making it a little easier for you to move
the room was filled with the slick sounds of your cunt moving over his cock and your plush ass slapping against his thighs
when you feel him twitch inside you, you let out a sigh of relief, using every ounce of energy in you to bounce faster
“ohhh, fuck, i’m gonna cum. gonna pump deep inside of you, okay? shit shit shit” he lets out a low groan as he thrusts upward, bringing his hands to your hips as he holds you still over him, forcing you to drain every ounce of cum
when he let go of you, you got off from on top of him, his cum falling from your cunt. even after you got off of him, you noticed that he wasn’t finished, his cock twitching as more cum falls from the tip.
he uses his cum to stroke himself easier, massaging his balls until he finished unloading every drop of cum.
the sight of his thick thighs covered in your slick and his cum, the way he moans as he rubs his thumb over his tip, it made you whine, clenching your thighs together.
the sound brought james’ attention back to you, his mouth open in an ‘o’ shape as his brows are fused together. “be a good girl and clean up your mess”
your eyes widened in surprise as you let out a dumb little “huh” making james laugh at you
“well it’s not gonna clean itself” he sighs “on your knees, come on. put that pretty mouth to good use”
you shakily move farther down the bed, looking into his eyes while doing so, just waiting for the moment to tell you that he’s just kidding, but it doesn’t happen.
once you’re far enough down, he spreads his legs so that you can access him easier, his cock already hardening again when he sees the intimidated look on your face
you bring your palm up to stroke him, gathering all the cum and wetness covering him up as you hesitantly bring your mouth to his tip.
he lets out a hiss as you suck on him, his thighs clenching and unclenching. you pull off him to lick the sides on his cock, cleaning him up. you move away so you could comfortably put him in your mouth, fitting in as much as you could as you play with his balls.
“good girl” he praises, watching you suck him off.
you feel him twitch in your mouth so pull away, wanting to clean up a bit more before he makes a mess again. you bury your face in the bed so that you can comfortably lick his balls clean, his cock resting over your face. when you finished, you started stroking him again, taking him in your mouth as you starting lapping up his tip
his whole body shakes as he lets out a shudder, his hand finding it’s way to the roots of your hair to unexpectedly push you down, making you gag. you continue you suck him off, your throat clenching around his tip as you lick the sides of his cock, practically slobbering all over him
he watches as his fat cock slides between your lips, not even making it all the way in your mouth. “look at you, so fucking cock drunk, you’ll do anything i say. fuck, m’ gonna cum down your throat, that what you want? want me to feed you my cum?” you moan around him as an answer, causing him to curse.
he forces your head down all the way, not caring about your gagging as he strokes himself through your throat, his hot seed spilling out of his tip directly down your throat. he keeps you still, your nose against his pubic bone, until he’s sure that every drop of his seed was down you throat “atta girl” he praises in between moans
the second he pulls your mouth off of him, you cough, bringing your hands up to your mouth to wipe the spit and cum around your puffy lips.
he sees your tear stained eyes, your face red and puffy as mascara covers your cheeks and your lipstick smeared across you chin and lips. he feels pity for you, so he motions you to crawl up to him so you can snuggle close to him.
you don’t look him in the eyes as you crawl, immediately laying your head on his chest as he cradles you into him. “im so sorry baby” he whispers to you
“s’ okay. im fine, really” you assure him, sniffling a little
he strokes your hair, scratching your scalp before threading his hands into your locks “you did fucking amazing” he places a kiss atop your head “my sweet girl”
“thank you” you beam, clutching his chest tighter as he brings the blanket to cover the both of you up
i feel like i should crawl into a hole and never show my face on this app ever again.
#HES SO MEATY#HES SO BEEFY#HES SO YUMMY#don’t worry guys things are fine at home#i cant even put any tags here#what the fuck have i done#i’m sane i swear#metallica#james hetfield#james hetfield metallica#james hetfield smut#metallica smut#james hetfield fanfic#james hetfield x reader
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bringing this pic up again cause it's so unbelievably underrated,
he looks so fucking dilfy are you kidding me.
#alana's thoughts#metallica#james hetfield#metal#80s metal#papa het#firstly#his stomach#i miss that tummy of his#second#HE LOOKS SO BIG AND BEEFY#third#the cigar and the airpods#and the mask on the arm#idk what it is#but cmon now#LOOK#fuck me i need him to eat me out
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Matthew Knies 2023/2024 preseason pic by Mark Blinch
#he looks so pretty why did it feel like this wasn’t posted anywhere#he’s so pretty WHY WASNT THIS POSTED EVERYWHERE?#i love him so much#it feels so strange to love a hockey player so much but here i am#(aka ive never been a sports person i’m an arts person and the leafs came along and said hehe we gonna fuck you up homie!)#matthew knies#maple leafs#toronto maple leafs#my big beefy guy
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Words cannot express how tempted I am to write a side piece to FF that details GS’ POV from finding out her grandson got stabbed to the reveal.
I want to show her full commitment to the bit. Getting Paul to assist her, listening in as Andrew and Neil talked in the car, her thoughts regarding all of this, Wymack having texted her exactly where she needed to go beforehand, her going up to the receptionist and pretending she doesn’t know English to sell the bit further, the stroke of luck that is dear sweet Nicholas, Squeezing the SHIT out of Wymack’s hand so he doesn’t rat her out because he KNOWS she’s speaks English, and the realization that is “Aw shit, they’re good kids Sara and you’ve already lied to this extent already. Time for the Smith family tradition of ‘COMMIT.’”
#The girls at her knitting circle are gonna have a fucking LAUGH#This is so embarrassing#Oh she thought the worst of that nice Andrew boy#Oh god she needs to knit something as an apology#What would that sweet young man like?#She's already planning a rainbow scarf for sweet and handsome Nicholas#He has those arm bands maybe she could knit him a nice pair for when it's cold out#She brought black yarn#Andrew thinks she's still a little miffed but she's just trying to figure out measurements on his arms#He's got nice beefy arms#she'll make sure they have some give#Oh and she was standoffish to Captain Neil he needs a gift.#I mean Christmas is around the corner#Suddenly GS has a lot of knitting to do#Fluent Freshman AU
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Watched Defenders of the Realm with @cursed--alien today and realized that they gave Sub-Zero hips that do not lie. And the way they draw his costume makes his pants look like thigh high boots. So behold, The Thiccckening
#gopher art#sketchbook#mortal kombat#look i know its just supposed to be that he has a superhero bodytype (broad shoulders trim waist beefy thighs)#but with the costume the way it is? and how high up they draw the wide thigh? it gives him childbearing hips. which i think is fantastic#i wouldn't enjoy this show if i wasnt able to watch it and riff on it with my best friend. its not bad its just barely coherent#i need to draw bloodthirsty Sonya A. “KOMBAT TIME” Blade sometime. she fucking delights me. what a woman#also bonus doodle because THEY'RE SO FUCKING MEAN TO HIM? THE OTHER DEFENDERS ARE SO MEAN TO MY BOY#i want to hug him so he can cry it out 💔
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art where you can instantly tell whether the person thinks the character is mega uber hot or thinks he's just A Guy is so funny to me
#just saw pro todoroki art where he was like ripped asf steppibg out of the shower#but like.#he is just A Guy so i cannot see him ripped asf and believe it#future todoroki is like. toned in my mind. bc hes like a pro. but ripped? idk about all that...#but tbf the only bnha guy who i can picture being ripped as a pro is kirishima#pro kirishima is like 6'6 bulky fucking beef cake#all the rest of those guys r like. serving gymnast build#except maybe deku i think he'd bulk up a bit#idk why im thinking about this#that being said...ochako and momo would get beefy in my ideal world#and ashido mhmhm#shit self
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oh good god the freeze frame, this is too much, oh god help
#I need him to smother me honestly#why THE FUCK is he so BEEFY now and why THE FUCK IS HE NEVER ANYWHERE NEAR ME#scoop me up in those arms james#I literally CANNOT do this anymore#jamie campbell bower#jamie bower
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frnk in motion~🎃
#give me m o r e#beefy frank is gonna be one of the major reasons i go to hell#fucking hell#he’s just so#so so so beautiful#and so much more#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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Trying to figure out how he looks under the mask and all, since they didn’t want us to know so bad smh
#if the world wanted me to draw book accurate Erik (desperately anorexic)- then they shouldn’t have cast so many beefy +6ft GIANTS#it’s alright this is just how he looks after a few months with me lol#that and we gotta account for his fucking super strength in that movie lmao. give him at least a little muscle I figure#idk how to tag this but my expert says#tw body horror#idk it’s just his nose- but still#anyway#cherik PotO#phantom of the opera 1990#sarah’s art#logging out of tumblr bye 🤸🏻♀️
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