Guillermo del Toro delivering again for monsterfuckers worldwide

James Potter, seeing a super hot model: Pass

James Potter, seeing a built Quidditch beater: Pass

James Potter, seeing a girl in a bikini: Pass

James Potter, seeing a fucked-up twink who can't swim: Smash. Smash.

Nights are the best time to find a horny cop who’s been brewing all week and is in serious need of some midnight service. 

Lead the way Officer.

Not to get all political but Hozier knows what true love feels like and the rest of us don’t

His stare gazes into my soul.

"Stardust's ideal romance"

//Voices by Mafumafu and Soraru

This sound clip was just too perfect for Stardust.... :D

I think Wriothesley wouldn't be the type to call what he has for you a 'crush'.

2x12 // 3x13

IS THE KAZEKAGE SINGLE? ASKING FOR ME, NOT A FRIEND

With school restarting, River and Lucas sat down with Liam as they had talked about before Christmas. 

Lucas: So, what’s up with you and school? Liam: In what way? Lucas: It feels like you're not really.. Shall we say, into it? River: And your grades are a bit.. Well, not lacking, but also for University…

Liam smiled but shook his head. He should have guessed his parents would notice and he had thought about talking about it with them, but life was so busy he never got around to it. 

Liam: I’m not going to university dad, I am starting my cafè as soon as I am done with highschool. Lucas: But… -he stopped himself- Mind telling us your plan? Liam: Well, I found an old farmhouse with a barn that I want to convert. I saved up all my summer job money, and if my calculations are correct, I should be able to buy it. It needs some renovation, but I already asked where I have my summer job, and I can work for them until mine is up and running and the renovations are done.

River lifted an eyebrow. The fact that he had already done all of these things, and clearly been clever about it was something he instantly felt a pride in. 

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Venti adding another traumatised twink to his collection.

that time of year where you have to fill out future career forms at school and hiiro writes in "aira's husband" and turns it in

He’s smiling ‘cause he knows what’s coming; he is, in my mouth.

Yep, this stud’s been on a ride-along before, not with me, but he’s heard good things, all true. 

fitmc is hot.

who said that

We are both crazy

And right

Amen

Found on the expanses of the Chinese ASOIAF Wiki: Floris Baratheon's neural network-generated art, ladies and gentlemen! 

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again