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completely-real-rocklee · 4 months

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GAI-SENSEI MIGHT BE GETTING OLDER, BUT HE IS STILL SO YOUTHFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS BIRTHDAY GIFT IS ONE PUSH-UP FOR EVERY SECOND HE HAS BEEN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💪💪♥️♥️

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts #gai #gai maito

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completely-real-rocklee · 4 months

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ROCK LEE HOW DO I PULL GIRLS

I WOULD NEVER PULL ON ANYONE. THAT IS VERY RUDE AND THE KUNOICHI IN THE LEAF VILLAGE ARE VERY SCARY!!!!

#rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts #rock lee rizz #rock lee rizz is genderless and mildly afraid at all times

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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PLEASE STOP ASKING ME HOW METAL CAME TO BE. I ALSO DO NOT KNOW. 😎😎 HOPE THIS HELPS 💪💪♥️♥️

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts #guys be so fr #rock lee asexually reproduces send tweet

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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my friend thinks you look like an egg how do you feel about this

EGGS ARE AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF PROTEIN 💪💪I AM HONORED

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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does the mother of your child happen to have red hair

I AM MOTHER

#serve #naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts #and he is #mother #serving and slaying

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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i remembered that one ask that said you look like a cactus if you stretch out your arms

help...... i cant tell if its a cactus or a rock lee from the hidden leaf in the land of fire handsome demon....

THANK YOU SO MUCH. I AM ENAMORED WITH YOUR ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF ME. IT WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO MY ENEMIES. 💚💚💚💚

#you’re so sweet drawing him pictures #he loves them he told me himself #cactus Lee ❤️#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE

In your honor, I'm going to eat curry & get in a drunken fist fight with a stranger 👊👊👊👍👍👍

AS LONG AS IT IS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK!!!! 💪💪💪💪

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #I love him #roll credits #Alexa play swing scene

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE! personally, I would have given you the time off, so I wholeheartedly support you physically fighting the hokage

I WOULD PHYSICALLY FIGHT HIM, BUT HE IS DATING MY COACH DAD

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts #gai #gai maito #that’s on step dad

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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happy birthday rock lee, i love you. you're actually my hero

for your birthday i drew you but very poorly i hope um you find it to be youthful

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I WILL CHERISH IT FOREVER. I WILL PRINT IT OUT AND EAT AT LEAST 45 COPIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUSTENANCE

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #THIS IS SO CUTE #THANK YOU #I love him #his eyes are so 👁️👁️#you are very talented #rock lee art #Naruto art #everyone look

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

YES TODAY IS THE DAY I WAS MYSTERIOUSLY CREATED. ORIGIN UNKNOWN

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #you already know #he’s so funny

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completely-real-rocklee · 5 months

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FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WOULD LIKE TO SPRINT TO THE SAND VILLAGE FULL SPEED AND BACK, BUT MY TIME OFF WAS DENIED!!!!! HOKAGE-SAMA, YOU WILL CATCH THESE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee thoughts #happy birthday to him #everyone tell him happy birthday

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completely-real-rocklee · 7 months

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How can I get my eyebrows as beautiful and luscious as yours?

HAVE YOUR EYEBROWS LIFT WEIGHTS!!!!!

#naruto #rock lee #rock lee answers #rock lee thoughts #eyebrow exercises idek #never give up

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completely-real-rocklee · 7 months

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SIR I HAVE MARKED YOU TRANS FRIENDLY. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?

I LEAF HURRICANED A DOCTOR UNTIL HE GAVE GAARA TOP SURGERY 🫶🫶❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥