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neolxzr · 2 hours

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

#realness

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neolxzr · 18 hours

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dont think you can distract me from the problems with this story with fujobait akira im still mad at you

cant believe hiiai proposal is real

#cryn rambles #hiiai #enstars #im not forgiving you.#but theyre still cute

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neolxzr · 18 hours

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cant believe hiiai proposal is real

#cryn rambles #the climax still kinda sucks but i can have one thing. at the very least #next alkaloid event is gonna be their wedding trust #enstars #hiiai

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neolxzr · 20 hours

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Aira is the biggest fanboy

#THIS IS SO REAL #enstars #airaposting #hiiroposting

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neolxzr · 22 hours

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stegosaurus gyaru oc

#this fucking rules #favs

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neolxzr · 1 day

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#is tsareena a weird one or an other one

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neolxzr · 1 day

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

#meee

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neolxzr · 1 day

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#me

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neolxzr · 2 days

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M&Ms are a no-go

#he would #HELPPP #airaposting #hiiroposting #enstars

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neolxzr · 2 days

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some day some giant race of humanoids will come down and pluck all of us off the face of the earth and bring us to Big Slenderman, who is basically slenderman but big

#????#favs

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neolxzr · 2 days

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in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

#personally i was a sweet pea bitch in middle school but i definitely owned a japanese cherry blossom lotion too

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neolxzr · 2 days

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

#this is exactly what logic class is like

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neolxzr · 2 days

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i love being a lesbian did you know . i loveeeee being a lesbian nothing makes me so happy nothing brings me more joy i love lesbian art i love lesbian love i love lesbian sex i love lesbian emotion i love my lesbian friends i love myself and i love lesbianism DID YOU KNOW !!!!!!!

#I LOVE BEING A LESBIAN!!!

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neolxzr · 3 days

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