notcaycepollard
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I write a lot about superheroes kissing. they/she/her, Pākehā, queer. mostly I scream stream-of-consciousness into the tags.
you might be here for soft werewolf content or eurotrash footballer bucky. no, I don't know how these happened either.
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ANNE HATHAWAY
Photographed by Chris Colls for V Magazine (Summer 2024)
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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on
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you ever go nonverbal but like... online? too fatigued to reblog anything with tags or interact with people
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.
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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so
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i hope i’m not just a mutual to you, but also a friend, and deeply deeply fuckable
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I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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