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hannah-h-pleb · 6 months

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Ahh…so I failed at putting out two pieces of writing PLUS, this is later than I anticipated

BUT, I still present you with some brand new Cartman content 😛

I believe someone already wrote about this, but I’m gonna give my interpretation as well because why not. Harley, this one’s for you dear 😘😚 @h-harleybaby

Mad Scientist! Cartman x Assistant Fem! Reader: NSFW Headcanons

Content Advisory: Smut (18+) minors DNI, mentions of blood, hints of dumbification and BDSM, aged up characters

So you’ve gone and fallen for the mad scientist have you? How unfortunate for you, even more so the fact that you’re his assistant. You’re the one who’s there to witness all of his experiments, and provide him with the tools he needs to successfully complete said experiments

This isn’t just any mad scientist however. This mad scientist is none other than Eric Cartman

Mad Scientist Cartman is not what you would expect in all honesty. One would expect someone as cocky as Cartman to barrel into things without a single thought. Incorrect

Mad Scientist Cartman is, actually legitimately scary. Why? Because his experiments are highly calculated and well thought out. When he’s busy conducting or planning his experiments, he gets eerily quiet, and it’s wise not to interrupt his thought process unless you really want to see him angry. The only time he speaks is when he needs you to grab a tool for him, or if he needs you to bring him a bag of his beloved cheesy poofs. Y’know, brain food

Despite how intimidating he is, you admire his work. Day by day you sit in on his experiment sessions and watch as he carefully plans everything out to a tee, and how well he carries himself during the experiments. He really is smarter than what people give him credit for. That and he always keeps a clean work space, even if it gets messy with blood or chemicals

Yes, you admire the man, but you can’t bring yourself to tell him out of fear of changing the dynamic between you two. What you don’t know, is he’s admiring you too. Oh yes, he admires his faithful assistant who always does as she’s told without question, and god you look cute while you do so. His assistant who is always at his beck and call whenever he needs her. He often wonders, what else could he make you do?

Then…he starts getting ideas..

So one day during an experiment on some poor unfortunate soul (please god someone get the reference), he pushes his chair back. You assume he’s simply going to ask you for another tool or maybe something to drink, until you hear him say “You. On your knees. Now.”

The authority behind his voices makes you shiver. You assume he’s joking until you look into his eyes and see that he’s dead serious. You drop to your knees immediately. Chuckling, he stands over you and unbuckles his belt

The scientist lets out a series of moans and groans as he shoves his cock as far down your throat as he can, not caring whether you can breathe or not. Despite being overwhelmed with pleasure, this does not stop Cartman from calling you names, reminding you that you’re just his pathetic little assistant who’s been so desperate to feel his cock down your throat. He’s interested in how much you can take, and his cock throbs in your mouth as he ponders what his next move will be

Once he’s done having his way with your face, he decides to switch things up, and next thing you know he’s got you bent over his desk with his dick deep inside of you and a fistful of your hair. Best believe this man shows no mercy on you either

He wants you to cry and beg him to slow down because “it’s too much”. The mad scientist doesn’t seem to care how rough he’s being or how hard he’s fucking you. Right now, he’s conducting a more personal experiment: How much can you take before you go dumb on his cock?

Cartman only laughs at you when he hears you start to sob. His grip on your hair tightens as he pulls your head back towards him. “Why’re you crying, hm? C’mon, I thought you wanted this. If you’re crying now, you’re in for a long night doll~”

In the spirit of seeing how far he can push you, he really likes to fuck you in the ass and finger your pussy at the same time. Double the stimulation, double the pleasure for the both of you

Can imagine that he’s left you tied up with a vibrator on your clit and left you like that while he resumes his experiments. As much as he hates to admit, the sound of your whiny little moans makes his cock twitch in his pants, it’s almost painful for him, but he refuses to give in because he doesn’t want you to think you have any power over him at all

Mad Scientist Cartman is more than likely into knife play. Think of all the sharp tools he owns. He’s definitely held one of those tools up to your neck and told you not to make a sound or he’d cut your neck open. He’s drawn blood more than once. He wants to know how easily he can make you bleed, and watching the blood drip down your neck is a huge turn on for him

Not only does this man own tools, he owns PLENTY of toys. And he’s using as many as he can on you, from vibrators to dildos to handcuffs. He’s definitely tied you down and laid you on his desk, just so he could pour candle wax on your body just to see how much pain you could take

Oh yes…Mad Scientist Cartman is a huge sadist all the way. But soooome times, and only sometimes, he doesn’t hate when the roles are reversed and he’s the one taking the pain and getting overstimulated, but that’s a subject for another time 😉

Just as a good scientist conducts good experiments, Cartman is very good at what he does to his partner. Having experimented on live bodies, he has a good idea of which buttons to push to make someone tick. He’s interested in how far he can push things with you so that he can feed his sadistic side. You may be his assistant by day, but you’re his whiny little painslut by night

Ngl I feel like I could’ve done better than this but it ain’t too shabby! Might write a little blurb for Kenny tomorrow we’ll see

Love you sillies 🫶🫶

#Harley my love #come get your juice #I love you pretty girl #I hope you like this even though it kinda sucks #eric cartman #mad scientist Cartman #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #Halloween 2023 #hannah is feeling silly

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p1-f1 · 4 months

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Pifi I missed you :((

Harley i missed you too :((

#where did i go #kinda confused but really flatteed #ily #h harleybaby <33 #harley my love #asks

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weaselmcdiesel · 18 days

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Do You Love The Color Of The 413?

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lisamar1exo · 9 months

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harlivy 🌱❤️

#harlivy #harley quinn #poison ivy #pamela isley #harlivy fanart #harlivy art #my art #POISON IVY I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU #as a plant lesbian i just think she’s never done anything wrong in her life

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slavhew · 1 month

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hm

#hom3stuck #homestuck #john egbert #jade harley #dirk strider #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #lil hal #autoresponder #inspired sketches because i went thru a bunch of artblogs and wanted to be dynamic and artsy too #also love to listen to songs and then try my best to draw something for the duration of it. this isnt quite one of those times but #hey the names matched up nicely #idk man. tonight is a sad about dirk strider day turned into sad about dirk strider night. davekats to make it go down easier #anyways ever think about how a captcha of 13 year old dirk doesnt want to die but the 16 year old version does.#cause i do . plenty.#these seem like sketches ripe to do something with but i dont feel like touching them more so. black and white up they go

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nitedo06 · 11 months

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karkat vs

#obligatory art tag #homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #jade harley #davekat #mostly in the last one otherwise its up to interpretation #also twitter finna be a lil late i got restricted for calling my LOVELY FRIEND ZIFFY a slur and didnt delete it quick enough

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cherriiramen · 4 months

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Whenever I think of the Harley/Joker queer besties dynamic, I picture this

#It just works so satisfyingly well #Joker venting to Harley about his tough love life #And then Harley’s pro tip being to kill batman in his sleep if he doesn’t apologise by the time the clock strikes 12am midnight #Absolutely liquify his balls #Batjokes #Batman x Joker #lego batjokes #lego batman #lego joker #lego harley quinn #Batman #Joker #harley quinn #Art #my art

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lgbtpopcult · 5 months

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Best WLW animated shows 2023

Harley Quinn

The Owl House

I'm in Love with the Villainess

The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady

Rwby

Disenchantment

Yuri is my Job

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meraki-sunset · 2 months

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🧡💚Higher💚🧡

I call this:

Ya get it? time and place, space + time, just me? ok

This is what i imagine adult Crow and Jade on Earth-C would do every now and then when they are tired of rutine.

Cropped parts of the drawing because i love Jade's pose and face

I found a cool pose reference, i blacked out and woke up to this.

Enjoy!

#They're in love your honor #fuck you. gives Jade a soulmate #i love this two so fucking much #can't wait for them to grow together #homestuck au #homestuck #csau extra #jade harley #crow strider #davesprite #crow strider au #SpacexTime will always be my favorite convination #davejade #crowjade

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soapytreachery · 1 year

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It’s exactly midnight for me, that means 413 :)

Godtier designs are by Coffeecats900.

#i could’ve waited til morning to post this but I rly wanted to share this since I love how it turned out #took me about 4 hours #homestuck #homestuck art #413 #4/13 #happy 413 #art #my art #John Egbert #Rose Lalonde #Dave Strider #Jade Harley

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eedaeth · 8 months

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🎭🎪✨

Chippin' away at her design slowly. I love drawing her so much already HOLY FUCK Harls is always fun for me to draw tho so that's expected teehee [im obsessed with her actually]

Once I design her outfits I can FINALLY get on with designing her some wigs for said outfits. I want her to have some options + she's the type to actually like dressing up so having funky wigs just makes sense for my version.

These looks are just roughs and will probably change a lot but im just fucking around rn and yall deserve to see

#the girls who girl girl the girls who girlnt gornt #she deserves all my love and attention and she will get it #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #batman #dc villains #dc comics #eedaeths scribbles #dc spiral designs #dc rogues #batman rogues

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p1-f1 · 6 months

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Pifi bbg come back ily COME BACK FROM WAR

im buhbuhbuhbuhback and i won the war 2

#Harley my love #asks

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fubaoub · 7 months

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space!!! 🤓

#homestuck #hs #jade harley #I LOVE JADE HARLEY!!!!!!!#my favorite silly she reminds me of those stretchy slime hand things #the ones you slap people with

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spicy-apple-pie · 7 months

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The BFFs ever

#batman #dc comics #dc #batman comics #batfam #batfamily #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dr harleen quinzel #bruce wayne #harley and batman are best friends change my mind #i love them #tried adding a glowing effect to bruce's eyes and I have no idea if it works here or not #birds of prey

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monteruu · 18 days

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let's see how far we've come :)

[image id: digital illustration of john egbert, jade harley, rose lalonde, and dave strider from homestuck. they are all laying on a blue checkered picnic blanket laying on top of one another in a familiar manner and smiling.

john is at the center laughing heartily while jade is to the right laying down on her side. dave is to the left and is in a comfortable lounging position with one leg over one of john's and is resting his head in rose's lap who is smirking at john and jade's antics.

they are all in their respective godtier outfits. around them are some lush grassy hills with variously colored wildflowers spotting the landscape and the sburb sun setting behind them. end image id.]

#homestuck #homestuck 413 #john egbert #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #i heart these guys so much its crazy that i've been into hs for 12 years #i have a very complicated relationship with it but rereading it is making me appreciate it again and what a cool thing it was #there are LOTS of bad stuff in hs but theres lots of love and passion in it as well #anyway this is my way of making up for not engaging with homestuck for a couple of years and to show my love for the beta kids <33333 #they are the best part of hs hands down and i miss act 1-4 antics with them #sorry for the 1 million words i have just been having a lot of thoughts about hs lately and i can't believe it's 15 years old like what

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carapacian-swag · 3 months

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Some things don’t change

#homestuck #jade harley #ms. paint #my art #i made her eyes so big in the second one oops #here’s mp post number three hundred #love her <33 #wanted to draw this for a while like months #so here it is !!

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