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RIGHT who else setting an alarm for 2 am tonight to catch a stream involving wine and two minecraft youtubers?
#who needs a sleep schedule#doing all my work today so I can sleep in tmrw the tntduo grind never stops#wine stream#also idk what time it will be but most likely ill have to wake up at 2#tntduo#tnt duo#tntblr
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Reallized I haven’t posted the art I did of my fellow servermates Franmen and Kokoro
Also some more Occult doodles feat a “spoiler”-ish piece
#EverlandSMP#Franmen4#K0koroXD#OccultVettr#minesona#mineblr#minecraft rp server art#can I tag this mcyt when we’re small streamers?#the actually active on the server trio#grind? trio?#fran is grinding a lot cause of lost items#koko just likes grinding gear and stuff#while I get shulkers of materials and stuff#atm I have 2 shulkers of golden carrots#i had two of rockets but I’ve been using them#i need to build a proper sugercane farm#a shulker of iron blocks and a shulker of tnt
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oh my god i've just realized how fucked up the whole doomsday thing was
like holy shit that was so much tnt
#dream smp#dsmp#like oh my god#tnt dopers were right there#idk if they were banned or whatever but!!#assuming they werent'#thats so much tnt#thats so much grinding dream did#just for the reason of fucking over new lmanburg#like holy shit
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so i wanna talk about 2b2t, specifically as a backstory for qfit. because the thing is everyone talks about 2b2t as a wasteland and a wreck and a bombed out warzone and like. it sure as hell isn't not that. but it's also a server that people keep on coming to. it's a server that takes pride in actively murdering new members, but it's a server that keeps on having new members
so, what's the draw? what keeps people coming and coming back?
well, the thing about an anarchy server is that it has no rules, be they rules of society or rules of reality
the way i think about 2b2t is that it's a fucked up wonderland. like you know when someone makes a deal with a sinister fairy and it comes true in the worst way for them possible? that's how everything works on 2b.
you want infinite blocks for your builds? sure, the griefers have infinite tnt too. you want infinite totems to stay alive? sure, end crystal pvp means you're gonna need every last one of them. you want fame and fortune for griefing a legendary build? sure, you got a target on your back for the rest of your life though
but the thing is that the metaphorical fucked up fairies are busy. it's down to the individual server members to take care of the double dealing and the double crossing and the wreaking of havoc. and they do! with delight! but they can't* be everywhere at once.
so, you have a chance. you can get lucky. you can get lucky for a while. you can build a nice little life for yourself. you can even get it off the back of tearing other people down if you're quick and you're clever and that's much faster and easier than trying to grind your own resources the vanilla way when every moment is a race against the clock before your base gets found and griefed but you can try and you can do pretty well and you can try again and you can try to get revenge and you can make friends and you can make enemies and you can have everything you ever wanted for the low, low price of everything you ever had and why not pay it when you can just build it all back up again
the other things about 2b2t that i think points to fucked up fairy wonderland instead of standard wartime dystopia is so much of how the server works is really best understood as necromancy-adjacent. so every account is a different person, right? well, some people have a half dozen faces just in case someone finds out where one sleeps. sometimes. there was that one time one guy's shambling corpse** just got reanimated by a completely different guy who took over his identity and no one really minded when they found out
there's an entire population of bots that move and act like players and communicate in all the ways players can barring hte most intimate*** and they literally can't be distinguished from players in most circumstances but they're used as delivery drones so they'll bring you a package and then die in front of you so you can't follow them back to the cache
like this is just!! a thing!!! that people live with!!!!!!!
2b2t has highway unions!! it also has collectives who go around destroying the highways!! there are compassionate souls making community areas!! those areas are griefed to hell and back but not beyond recognizibility!!
it's all just an absolutely fascinating world and it deserves to be explored in how it affects fit's character a lot more than just "ptsd from bombs" even though that's also a massive part of it
*NOCOM notwithstanding
**To be clear bc it wasn't a roleplay bit, the original player is still alive, but he's got no intention of returning to 2b2t so his cubito is definitely dead.
***They can like spam crouch and send messages in chat and you're not gonna want to hop in a vc with a rando from 2b2t
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joel and grian Back on that Last Life grind! (killing an enormous mass of people with an unnecessary amount of tnt minecarts)
#joelposting#grian#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#hc s10 spoilers#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#hc s10#hc#hc grian#hc joel
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101 ways to kill Barney Calhoun
I ended up making this list by going through multiple servers and people so here cuz I found it in my phone notes
Anyway the brilliant minds of the half-life fandom
1.) Waited pressure plate with tnt under it
2.) im going to leave mines under his mattress
3.) i’m setting a rake on his floor so he steps on it and whacks his face
4.) I'm giving him a bomb disguised as a cigar
5.) barney death 3: he ate what elvis presley ate….
6.) I would kill Barney Calhoun by slapping him so hard on the ass that it gives him cardiac arrest
7.) I drop him onto a pit of venomous snakes
8.) Im going to give Barney a beer but instead of beer it will be filled with deadly neurotoxin
9.) “now gordon, ive been keepin an eye out on this combine hideout for a while. they seem to walk in a certain pattern when crossing over to the entrance, which makes me think theyve buried mines all over the place. now, ive memorized the pattern, so im just gonna sneak on over, and you follow my lead, alright? dont worry, i know exactly where all the mines are.” and then he explodes
10.) that one episode of sponge bob where he eats the exploding pie and explodes
11.) set up tripwire then he falls into a tiger pit
12.) I type kill npc_barney into console
13.) slap the boobies off his chest so hard them fly around the world and hit the side of his head like water balloons
14.) i could marry him and slowly feed him mercury over a span for 3 years until he dies of mercury poisoning
15.) He tries to become a wwe wrestler but gets killed in a freak accident mid match
16.) I would kill him by making him a pizza but it’s covered in big chunks of lead but it’s hidden in the sauce and it’s a Chicago style pizza
17.) bring him to a highway and kiss him so hard he gets knocked onto the road and gets ran over
18.) Peeling him apart by the dna strand and eating it like spaghetti
19.) barney gets trampled by a stampede of horses
20.) giving him under the counter off brand viagra
21.) put him in a washing machine and turn it on
22.) shark attack
23.) pit of sharks
24.) barney gets criticized so badly he dies
25.) barney sits in an uncomfortable chair for too long
26.) He gets his arm caught in a bear trap w a beer used as a lure
27.) HE BECOMES THE CAT THAT TRAUMATIZED HIM. HE….YKNOW…..
28.) he gets stuck in a swimming pool like hes in the sims and dies from getting exhausted and drowning
29.) barney roasting marshmallows but his stick ignites into flames and he burns to death
30.) ATTACH SO MANY BALLOONS TO BARNEY HE FLOATS AWAY INTO THE SKY NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
31.) barney gets rejected by gordon and he gets so sad his body shuts down
32.) I kiss him so tenderly on the lips that he melts into a puddle and dies
33.) i throw him in to a volcano so that he melt into a puddle and dies
34.) "I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer!"
35.) stick a bottle of beer into his throat, the whole bottle
36.) give Barney Calhoun a beer can full of poison
37.) hang a piano over the toilet and wait
38.) i think barney should have his spine ripped out through his mouth
39.) he goes to a bar and tries flirting with the bartender and the bartender takes out a shotgun and kills him on the spot
40.) punch him so hard in the penis that he shatters like a brittle glass
41.) bite him in half
42.) I'm grinding him in a giant shredder
43.) bro took a bath in hot mac 'n cheese
44.) i put him ina giant caldron full of water and i begin boiling him down to gelatin and broth
45.) barney accompanies the crew to the borealis and he steps over thin ice and gets dunked into the below zero water and freezes to death
46.) barney calhoun gets carried away by a tornado
47.) took barney on a vacation to Hawai’i and pushed him into a volcano
48.) He dies and he's never mentioned again and nobody cares
49.) died of tummy ache
50.) Stepped on by a strider
51.) shrinked until he disappeared completely
52.) blasted into the sun
53.) Stab him with 300 pencils made with real lead
54.) slip and falls and dies
55.) put him into a Minecraft furnace
56.) Barney ignores the wet floor sign and slips and cracks his head
57.) while swimming in the swimming pool he swims to fast and smashes his face against the pool's wall
58.) he gets a concussion and drowns
59.) i want to put him through a lunchmeat slicer
60.) He falls off a dumb huge cliff
61.) he lives his life to the fullest and at his deathbed at age 93, June 29th, 6:12 am he passes away
62.) he eats a burgie with too much grease and gets a heart attack
63.) testicular cancer
64.) He should get sucked into a fan while trying to fix it at Black Mesa and literally no one comes looking for him
65.) The Pita Bread Room
66.) slipped on a Banana peel
67.) ran over by a crap ton of shopping carts rolling down the hill
68.) barney overheats in a fursuit
69.) he has sex so bad that he dies
70.) Barney dies because i fucking kill him with a shovel 🖕
71.) barney eats the gas station sushi
72.) barney faints via twirling around and holding his hand in front of his forehead, and then slowly lying down with a flower in his hands to indicate death
73.) When they turn off the suppression fields he just blows up
74.) barney gets crushed by a giant boulder thats all i got son
75.) barney goes to the beach that makes you old
76.) His head spontaneously combusts and pops like corn
77.) erectile dysfunction
78.) we should also have him get carbon monoxide poisoning
79.) barney gets gaussian blurred into nothingness
80.) he eats 20 year old expired mcdonalds burger and contracts the worst case of food poisoning youve ever seen
81.) Have we done tying him to a train track like a damsel
82.) he dies in a glue trap
83.) barney develops lactose intolerance over the years of combine occupation and he drink milk and then dies from shitting hinself to death
84.) he should chocke on his favourite food
85.) barney gets lead poisoning from a 1990s garfield glass mug
86.) he chokes on plastic
87.) barney gets thrown throw a glass window from a 15 story building
88.) gordon gives barney a wedgie so bad that he splits in half and dies
89.) gordon and barney divorce and barney dies from heartbreak
90.) alyx and gordon have enough of barney’s snoring so they smother him in his sleep with a pillow
91.) he trips while walking with gordon and impales himself on gordons crowbar face
92.) if he were the size of an ant he'd be ok instead he blows up like a watermelon and his remains are fed to lamarr by a very delighted kleiner. he fucking hated barney
93.) dog roughhouses with barney and accidentally obliterates his spinal cord
94.) barney gets poisoned to death by his own chumtoad
95.) coats him in eggs and flour and fries him
96.) snatched by a hawk and eten alive
97.) barney gets to participate in a danganronpa killing game and gets executed
98.) barney opens the love-letter-for-you.txt.vbs file and it kills him
99.) elaborate rube goldberg machine to drop an anvil on barney
100.) barney dies in an Iron Maiden
101.) we should put barney under those old timey stone tablets meant to squish and torture people and make them talk
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Scar's busy trying to make their rock look prettier. Cleo leans against it. It's cold against their back; good. They still feel the heat of burning mansions and anger and TNT and burning pyres. They don't have long now until they're yellow. Both they and Scar know exactly what they'll do then.
They and Scar do, at least.
Bdubs is loudly muttering indistinct things to himself while repeatedly shoving a hoe into an enchantment table. Cleo watches for a bit.
"Scar and I have some people to get revenge on tomorrow," Cleo says.
Bdubs nods. "Oh yes. Those nasty Bad Boys, they won't know what's coming to them! Just as soon as I finish dealing with this stupid hoe."
Scar snickers from the corner. "But Bdubs, I thought that was -"
"HEY!" Bdubs says. "WATCH IT!"
"Yeah Bdubs, I thought you were good with your hoes," Cleo says, because they've never been one to let a joke like that just go by.
"I'll have you know that I'm excellent at handling hoes. The best at it. The best at hoes," Bdubs says. Scar laughs so loud he nearly chokes.
"Wow, didn't need to know you thought that," Cleo says.
"I'm - no you idiots!" Bdubs says. "You're putting things in my mouth!"
"Like the hoes?" Scar says.
"Screw you guys," Bdubs says, huffing and returning to the steady chime of the enchantment table and grind of the grindstone. Cleo tries to catch her breath again through the laughter to remember her original point.
Wiping at her eyes, she leans back. "To be honest though, I have no idea what your plans are. You sort of just... vanished today?"
"Yeah. We lost you," Scar says. "Not very responsible parenting. Or older sibling-ing."
"Who said you were older?" grumps Bdubs.
"Well you see, the older sibling is normally taller, and -"
"Boys," Cleo says. They both stop.
"Sorry mom," Scar says, sounding not even remotely sorry.
"I regret you two," Cleo says.
"Awww. But you love us," Bdubs says.
"Absolutely not," Cleo says. "Besides, you're dodging my question. Where were you?"
"Well, I can't just tell you that," Bdubs says. "Then people will know!"
Cleo and Scar are both quiet for a long moment.
"That's sort of the point? It'll just be us," Scar says. "Us, your partners in crime, knowing where you were. That's all we're asking."
Bdubs harumphs. "And I said I'm not telling. They'll know if I tell you. The people who are watching. And they don't get to know, you hear me? Nope, I'm a man of mystery. I'm here to keep them guessing, I am!"
Cleo and Scar glance at each other. Scar is grimacing. Ah. He knows what Bdubs is talking about, doesn't he. Cleo's not sure they do. They almost do, but clearly not in the same way Scar does.
Still, they know enough.
Cleo huffs overdramatically. "Fine then. Keep your secrets. See if I tell you mine."
"You can't have secrets! You're our mom!" Scar says.
"You have a bizarre idea of how this works," Cleo says.
"Aha!" Bdubs says. "A - no I read it wrong. Gosh darn it."
He puts the hoe in the grindstone again, washing off whatever he'd enchanted it with. Cleo leans back against the wall to cool the burns they still feel. They prepare for the next morning.
#limited life smp#limited life spoilers#bdoubleo100#zombiecleo#goodtimeswithscar#a bee fic#yeah guys bdubs can't just tell you where he was. then the audience would know!#......hm.#also i am proud of the stupid hoes conversation. because like. of course they would
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genshin on a minecraft smp
there was this prompt on reddit i saw asking what the characters would be like on an smp and this was what i came up with :) really silly and fun, i actually really enjoyed thinking about this
yoimiya is the redstone maniac, and she’d probably help klee build really complex tnt contraptions to grief the server
diluc is the mob farmer; builds the entire structure and spends literally all his time farming and enchanting. probably also enslaves the villagers
klee builds a zoo but the only thing inside of it is creeper exhibits
nahida’s the gardener, kaveh probably helps her build automatic farms and all the cool shit
bennett dies all the time—falling into lava after just having found diamonds, a bunch of creepers snuck up on him, etc etc. he can literally never progress in the game because he loses everything and anything he builds gets exploded by creepers (or klee)
xingqiu is just the little shit who steals stuff and does small bits of griefing. im also convinced that he and fischl would be writing a roleplay script for the server and forcing everyone else to comply
nilou is just sweet and happy, she just wants to build a pretty home and get along with everyone :) she’s the one who always helps others out no matter what, whether they need food, weapons, armor, or blocks, she almost always has something to help, and if she doesn’t then she’d be willing to help you get it.
wanderer grinds everything by himself and completely ignores everyone. might even try to beat the dragon by himself too. xingqiu and fischl explain him in the lore as the rude old man who no one ever sees, but occasionally he will grant luxurious gifts to anyone he deems mildly tolerable. the only people who have ever received such gifts are sayu and layla because they do jack shit and are afk most of the time, and he thinks it’s funny.
venti is the first one with elytra. cons yoimiya into giving him all her fireworks. farms music discs
albedo and sucrose are predictably the ones with all the potions. they’ve also scoured the nether; they know it better than anyone else, and they make all the ice bridges for quick nether travel.
layla and sayu are always the ones asking to sleep first—if he is online, there will be a following “fuck you” from diluc, as he is the server’s resident mob farmer and batman kinnie
alhaitham refuses to participate in the “lore” because “fuck you” (fischl cries) (xingqiu demands a duel, for thou hast made his fair lady shed a tear) (alhaitham obliterates him and goes on with his day)
xiangling forces chongyun to share a house with her because the only thing she wants to do is make a farm and kill animals and throw food at everyone and thats literally it. she’s probably really frustrated there aren’t more elaborate meals to make. forces chongyun to build the house and mine and get armor and weapons and literally anything that doesn’t have to do with food (xingqiu visits sometimes to say hi to xiangling and then bully chongyun). she probably also mooches off of nahida and kaveh’s automatic farms
cyno is immediately elected chief of police in the “lore” (the only other people on this “police force” are xiao and heizou)
xiao is completely serious about his job, heizou is not. cyno is a mix of the two. basically all they do is show up occasionally and act really intimidating (or, in heizou’s case, flirt with everyone). yanfei (the judge in the lore) is sick of them for wrongfully incarcerating innocent people over and over again
tighnari and collei have an ACTUAL zoo that isn’t just full of creepers
diona lives with diluc and literally the only thing she does is breed cats, she has so many that it lags the server if you walk into the chunk, so the “police” have sometimes had to stop by and make her spread them out. she’ll comply but then the next day there will be even more cats because she does everything out of spite. also steals everyone’s nametags. she is a convicted felon, charged with multiple accounts of armed robbery, assault, and intentional failure to comply with the wishes of the server, which resulted in harm to one or more players or the entire server (it nearly becomes unplayable because of all the cats so they ban her)
zhongli terraforms the shit out of everything
dori creates a monopoly off of some resource by taking all of it in the vicinity and anywhere remotely nearby so that if someone didnt want to buy it from her they’d have to run thousands of blocks away
fischl builds the entire castle from last year’s summer event, crowns herself prinzessin, and appoints her knights (kaeya, mika, jean, bennett, razor) who start to have beef with the police and then there’s a war and then it gets resolved by klee and yoimiya blowing everything up
#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos#muji screams into the void#genshin impact#genshin headcanons#genshin impact headcanons#genshin memes#genshin x reader#genshin writing#muji’s favorites#muji’s originals
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@royalarchivist your dms seem to be turned off but I took some timestamp notes for Quackity's very late night stream! in case you can use these for your timestamp archive
6:33 "I need to go really far away before I explain what I'm doing here. Okay?" (teleports to his Richarlyson area)
7:45 "all admins, now that the eggstatistics have been posted, are gone" he also says he thinks Forever is using an autoclicker which is illegal; Q wants to break rules to see what'll happen, so he reads them all out:
do not abuse glitches or game mechanics
do not utilise unintended minecraft features such as iron golem farms, dupe glitches, villager breeding, gold farms, tnt machines - "I don't know how to do any of that"
do not travel to the end dimension, it's currently locked - "I don't know how to find that either"
"I'm gonna save rule 4"
no hacking
use common sense and try not to ruin other content creators' content "I could go into badboyhalo's room and mess up his content but he's not streaming right now so that doesn't count"
if you find a bug or a game-breaking mechanic please communicate it to staff - "I know none as of now"
you are allowed to play off-stream, but try not to make significant progress - "I could grind all night. actually that wouldn't be offstream that doesn't make any sense"
you cannot get more than two rows of hearts - "anyone know where [the hearts-providing statue] might be? metagaming is against the rules so I'm already breaking a rule here" -> he decides to go to Tallulah's garden to use her statue
12:20 he breaks into Wilbur & Tallulah's house to look for the statue
13:00 he gets himself six more hearts "this is fucking fun, what the hell, no admins are on, this is fun"
13:36 4. do not travel to the nether, it's currently locked "well to hell with that" - he goes back to the Richarlyson place and wants to make a Nether portal because "I just wanna see what happens"; he doesn't want to use the favela Nether portal because he "doesn't want to be near there"
14:50 BBH notices in chat that q is online - q responds "ignore me" and starts building a nether portal
18:11 (after yelling at chat for making fun of him about his limited nether portal knowledge) "tiktok's gonna have a field day with that one. they're gonna say like… quackity explodes on stream"
19:28 (after misplacing obsidian) "I misclicked. It can happen with JuanaFlippa, it can happen with me."
23:34 he tries to enter the Nether portal and is teleported back to spawn instead, which gives him the advancements We Need To Go Deeper and Subspace Bubble since he's so far away from spawn. he immediately starts wondering if there's a way to glitch it and make it send him to the Nether anyway
26:40 while he's breaking his portal to rebuild it somewhere else, one of the faceless Cucurucho construction workers shows up and starts punching him, then gives him a book & quill saying "stop breaking the rules!" he asks where the "normal" Cucurucho is and says "can I just try?"
28:10 "what are you? what the fuck are you?" he tries to start breaking the portal again but they keep punching him
28:40 he attacks and kills the Cucurucho construction worker (BBH in chat: o_O what the fudge, quackity what are you doing) and loots their corpse, notably finding 113 Netherrack, 7 ancient debris and 11 quartz in their inventory. He logs off because he killed an admin, saying he'll go back tomorrow and sell the Nether blocks they were carrying to Foolish; he says he'll be playing with Vegetta at 12pm PST, and ends stream
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the thing abt talking abt c!dreamity is that it's not...about shipping. really.
(tw noncon for under the cut)
like really at the end of the day it's just about humiliation. about subjugation. about everything that "sir" and "our bitch" entailed, about how c!quackity explicitly derived pleasure from c!dream's torment, about the power that comes with taking the top dog and grinding him under your boot. like id argue that there's plenty of evidence that c!quackity could have gone that route in the torture (and when people argue abt SA in terms of c!schlackity, i'd argue that that almost makes it more likely for c!quackity to use it against c!dream in the prison) just because of the emphasis on c!dreamity and how it has always, always been on the fact that c!quackity explicitly LIKES the torture. it's about the sadism. it's about how c!dream struggles to reconcile the fact that c!quackity enjoyed it, and kept doing it because he enjoyed it moreso than because he had a "reason" (tm), that c!quackity was motivated in particular by the fact that he LIKED making dream scream.
and you know you consider other scenes like c!q cheering when c!dream trades a sexual favor for peace with mexican lmanburg, and the jeering at dream on top of the wall with a specific emphasis on how he HAS to do what they say whether he likes it or not and so he's now a weak little bitch for them to use (and own), when he's encouraging c!sam's little fantasy and cheering about how c!dream can't do anything about his situation and explicitly taking part of a fantasy that involves holding c!dream down as he's crying and begging and screaming--like all the stuff is there. but unlike, say, c!wilbur and c!sam, this idea of subjugation and ownership is...like, explicitly violence and just violence. kinda?
c!wilbur's relationship with c!dream definitely involves an Element of having dream do things for him, or at his encouragement (see: dream getting him the TNT to carry out his plot, i'm so proud, "keep my throne warm," and wilbur would have his alliance, just to name a few) but is it really about violence, per se? not really? like. the point of all of this isn't to Hurt him. wilbur's thing with the Guy In Charge is about power, and is about control, but his relationship with dream is also colored with a lot more complicated feelings on both sides. and c!sam's ownership is meant to be ownership in Whole--there's really nothing that c!dream has that he doesn't in some capacity want. his super complicated relationship with whether or not he actually wants to kill c!dream is pretty indicative of this--he doesn't want to destroy c!dream. he can't cope with the idea of him being dead, as we well know (he'd beg for me to save him, and i would.and all.)
meanwhile with c!quackity like. sex in any capacity when you consider it in terms of c!dreamity in the prison is just another weapon, just another means of power and control and subjugation and humiliation, just another instrument of another kind of violence. and like believe me i do think abt it and i think that to a certain extent it's definitely an angle that's (understandbly, but at the same time...sometimes unfairly) overlooked, but there's also not that much complexity in comparison ig
#c!dreamity#dsmpshipping#tw rape#tw noncon#anyway just some misc thoughts to make up for my awesamdream tangent
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The wine stream will be at 1 am for me and I have exams tomorrow so I’ll probably just watch it tomorrow- is something a mentally stable person would say. I however have set an alarm for 1 am
#THE GRIND NEVER STOPS#nothing else matters rn like im not even joking#tnt duo#wine stream#tntduo#LETS GOOOOOOO#quackity#wilbur soot
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AU where each season of the life series takes place in the rewilded ruins of the previous.
These are both deeply good ideas thank you so much. The first one makes me picture them just turning up the speed of time in the world after every season and watching years go by in minutes, seeing the blood dry and wash away and the grass grow up over all the shelters and traps and torn-up sites of promises and frantic last stands alike. Unspent TNT disintegrating, towers crumbling, cosy cottage wooden beams buckling and sagging down to become mulch for new potential. Then time stopped again, the world almost - almost - unrecognizable, and back at it for another round. Maybe it helps them to process the memories, to watch that. Maybe it only makes it harder for them to put it from their minds. Maybe they prefer it that way, in the end.
Okay now funny time. 4 different worlds, the second the timer goes for the end of one session they all have to clean up like a quick change in a school play and remember what they're doing in the next world in time for the next back to back session. Ren and Mumbo and Lizzie nearly show up in seasons they're not in at least a dozen different times. Joel just about brings a whole session to a grinding halt by refusing to change out of his wizard clothes. Grian lost his mind somewhere around session 3 and isn't even making an effort to find it again. The third life finale fistfight wasn't even scripted, it just happened to be the last scheduled session to record and Grian was simply ready to beat a man to death. That's showbiz babey!!
#ask#life series#these are free real estate as far as I'm concerned please add on any more ideas you have for either of them#I'm interested to see
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Motel
Amos Jenkins x lonely sex worker!reader
960 words, I8+ smut | requests / fics
After his dad dies at home, Amos needs a change of scenery for a few days and takes refuge at a cheap motel. Then it's hard for him to imagine going back.
You know about Amos. Everyone in town does. You feel sorry for what happened to him. For a week now, he's been at the motel where you do most of your work. You've run into each other at the ice machine and he's always been polite, never stares, no matter what you're wearing, calls you ma'am. He's having a smoke in the breezeway one day and you ask him for a light. He doesn't have the lighter on him, but you get close to his face to light your cigarette with his, and as you pull back, your eyes meet. He sure is sexy in person. His big hands, his hair, those tattoos climbing out of his shirt. He's all lean muscle.
You ask Amos if he wants to watch a movie. He scratches his arm and stammers, "I've enjoyed talkin' to ya but I don't really have any.. .thing. . ."
"I'm not workin' tonight, baby," you reassure him. "I could use the company."
"sure," he nods. He takes you back to his room so you can have a change of scenery, too. He gets on the bed and turns on the TV and you watch a movie on TNT and lay side by side on his bed. He doesn't try to make a move on you or anything, but you want to touch him so bad. You want him to hold you.
The next night, you do it again, and you dare to lean your head on his shoulder. Right away he puts an arm around you, and you put a hand on his chest. Toward the end of the movie, you look up at him pleadingly, and he kisses you. After a few seconds, he pulls away and offers you a beer. You're good. He asks if you want to watch another movie and if you're cold. You're not really but you see where he's going with it and say you are. You take off your bra, and he stares. "You don't mind, do ya hun?" You ask.
"Course not. You mind if I get more comfortable too?" He asks. You encourage him and he strips to his boxers and a wifebeater tank. He turns down the covers and you both get in. You snuggle up to him right away. He's less shy. You feel his tummy rise and fall under your arm, and he strokes your hand on his chest and you can't help but grab the muscle. Then you trace the line between his hard pecs, and he watches you curiously. You put a leg over him and he doesn't flinch. He cradles the back of your head, and kisses you again. Soft, deep, then hard. You consume each other's mouths, and you get on top of him. You straddle his hips and feel him harden under you and oh god, for such a skinny guy he sure does have a thick one.
"I wanted to do this, ever since i saw ya on tv," you admit.
"why?" He's confused.
"I dunno," you shake your head. he pulls you down for another kiss and you grind on him as you make out, feeling his arousal swell against your heat. He grabs your ass and pulls you harder against him. You continue, hot and heavy, until you're dying to have him inside you.
You excuse yourself for a second to reach down beside the bed and get your bag. You bring a condom back with you and tug at the waistband of his boxers. He pulls them down for you and your mouth falls open at the sight of his stiff, veiny cock. Much too thick for his frame and just the right length. You can't get the condom on him soon enough.
He reaches to finger you, and he offers, "if ya want, i can uh-"
"I'm ready," you assure him. You hover over his length and he holds it for you. You use your fingers to spread your slick around, then you nestle his tip at your entrance and begin to sink down. He sits upright, and he can't resist pulling you down. You gasp at the stretch
"sorry," he whispers. "Just feel so good." You begin to roll your hips, slowly moving on his cock. He looks up at you, his eyes begging for your lips on his again. You run your fingers through his hair and he holds you close as you kiss with your bodies fully connected. His cock wrapped tight in your pussy and your tongue between his lips. His hips lift into you and you moan into each other's mouths.
"Amos," you gasp, rolling your hips into him, grinding your clit against his public hair each time you come forward. You feel your climax building, and his arms wrap around you, he has one hand on your thigh and one on your butt, and he's rocking you on his dick.
"I can't last, baby," he pants. "Ohhh---its been--been so long---uggh."
"it's ok, baby," you reassure him. "just let go." He groans and holds you down as he begins to pulse inside. You savor each pulse of his cock and slowly grind into him. He pulls your tank top down and latches onto your nipple as he rides out his high. He moans onto your breast and then you clench around him, making his body jerk as you draw the last of his cum from him.
After cleaning up and going to the bathroom, you settle back in under the covers. You kiss again, and fall asleep watching the movie.
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Okay so I’ve noticed a distinct lack of duo names when it comes to certain characters/creators on the qsmp- Vegetta specifically. Yeah, he and Foolish were ‘Builder Duo’ for half a day, but he deserves more considering how big of a creator he is.
Let’s start simple and with Vegetta’s best friend, Willy.
Vegetta and Willy have a bit of an explosive history, as in Willy’s greatest joy in life is blowing people up and Vegetta is usually the one he’s blowing up. Recently, though, Vegetta has joined in the fun on the qsmp using mines specifically in honor of his old friend Willy. And now that Willy’s on the server, they’re both running around placing mines and grinding out tnt and explosives because, in their eyes, one’s life should be valued. It isn’t worth living if you don’t care about your own life above anything else. And so: mines. And traps. And stacks and stacks of tnt.
Because of all of this, I propose we call Vegetta and Willy’s duo name Tntduo
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so fucking much happened on jimmy's stream today. here's all of fwhip being on screen, and most of the talking about him. Below you can find a written synopsis, a condensed 6min version of fWhimmy content AND fucking 30 minutes of stream that had all the character interactions and bonkers shit. Cause they have permanently altered my brain chemistry.
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(1) - Lizzie is getting a horse from Jimmy. fWhip arrives, looking for gunpowder. The vibes are confusing, there’s teasing fWhip does a weird voice, I don’ think they’ve seen each other since Hermitcraft.
- fWhip does a… "pretend to run off and cry" bit? idk.
- Jimmy only has 12 gunpowder, fWhip and Lizzie talk about making their own gunpowder farm. Jimmy threatens to blow it up. They leave
- Jimmy doesn’t understand what’s happened.
Jimmy: i’m going to make it my job that i literally grind loads and loads of gunpowder. And i’m going to leave TNT all across fWhip’s base.
Jimmy: Me and fWhip we have this thing where we just, we’re just at each other all the time. [pause] And maybe it’s because we’re actually secretly in love. [stammers about being good guys and great friends] Let’s finish that wagon I think.
[more synopsis and the thirty minute version below the cut]
<fWhip> okay I gotta run, by sausage
<fWhip> cya later jimmy <3 <3 <3
[jimmy stammers and looks adorable]
<fWhip has left the game>
<SolidarityGaming> bye..
(2) Things get weird with sausage and jimmy, sausage dies, fWhip logs back in to be his lawyer. (fWhip pretty much always has jimmy’s streams up, from what i can see.) fWhip talks circles around Jimmy. At one point Jimmy accuses Jimmy of always having had it out for him, fWhip starts going on about his black market shop in that voice that drives me insane, that “maybe c!fWhip is letting his mask slip and is slipping into an unhinged mental breakdown, maybe cc!fWhip is just fucking around” voice.
fWhip and Jimmy go at each other, a lot, it’s intense “we tried to pretend we were over our breakup but we’re still insanely hot/cold at each other” vibes
(3) i don’t know what happened! fWhip is there and pillagers are attacking and maybe Jimmy saves him and maybe this might help convince fWhip not to sue Jimmy and I can’t follow it.
(4) FWHIP RUNS IN AND GIVES JIMMY A KISS AND RUNS BACK OUT. Jimmy declared it “a little peck on the cheek” and wondered if it meant he wasn’t suing him.
(5) TEN SECONDS after fwhip goes into the portal, jimmy gets divebombed by sausage shouting “trial by combat!!!”
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and here's every time another player was on screen, and talking about other people/jimmy being baffled
Finally
Here's three 60 second clips of jimmy telling sausage about king joel cause yes that was ALSO this stream https://blocksruinedme.tumblr.com/post/709804536182833152/sausage-reacting-to-s1-joels-visit
#stream report#jimmy stream report#fwhip#mythical j sausage#empires lore#i guess#empires smp#no i'm not tagging it shipping it's just clips are transcripts#enh fine whatever#empires shipping#empireshipping#my clips#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#fwhimmy#shipping#mythical sausage#ldshadowlady#she's in the longest video#solidarity gaming#empires s2#Youtube
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