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universities and colleges will be like "we have one the best libraries containing the largest collection of resources in the world" and then assign you readings that look like they were photocopied next to the chernobyl elephant's foot
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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster
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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster
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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREAM SMP you beautiful calamity I'm glad I got into you so you could teach me the value of platonic relationships and save my life so you could break my heart again and again. no really thank you. even after everything
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"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner
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cookie outpost is also awesome as a ctubbo story arc because it’s. like. one of the rare ctubbo storylines where it’s About Him, not just an arc where he gets dragged along for the ride. he is the motivator here. he is the one picking fights and standing his ground and making the active decision to escalate conflict which is just SO AWESOME from ctubbo because he does Not do that. not usually. but this time, his supporting cast, quackity and ranboo, are there to illustrate him as a character. yes q and ranboo have their own takeaways from this arc but it’s tubbo who is at the heart of it. for once, tubbo is the one pushing.
and then he just stops. he joins quackity, he stops the threats, he packs it all up neatly and goes back to being responsible and well-behaved little tubbo again. it’s like measured indulgence! can you hear me it’s like he’s LETTING HIMSELF be aggressive in careful safe doses, like he knows quackity and ranboo won’t hurt him for it. and then he stops it and cleans it up and waits for the next time things blow up. it’s nuts. i feel deranged
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i love doodling these two. the worst person alive and his hostage just hanging out ❤
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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner
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hehehe clementine
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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