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as-de-spadas · 1 year

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Alright yesterday I was gonna comment on Joe saying herpes by accident but I’m glad I didn’t cos today Bdubs mispronounced “Santa Perla” and said “Santa Perra”, accidentaly calling Pearl “Saint Bitch” and that’s much funnier.

#hermitcraft #hcs9 #hermitcraft season 9 #hermitcraft lore #empires smp season 2 #esmp #empires smp #esmp2 #esmp season 2 #empires lore #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #smallishbeans #herpes #mythicalsausage #pearlescentmoon #saint pearl #mcyt #mcytblr

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vyeoh · 1 year

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This is the essay that got me an A last year on my final project, and also was said by the teacher to be "incredibly thorough and original". Analysis of minecraft roleplay be upon ye

#vio.txt #empiressmp #empiresblr #empires s1 #mcyt #essay #empires lore #mcyt lore #meta #meta commentary

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kasylikeskiwi · 1 year

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This man is INNOCENT!!! He has NEVER done ANYTHING wrong!! Ever in his life!!

#empires scott #empires smp #empires season 2 #empires pixl #empires s2 #empires 2 #empires fanart #empires art #empires s2 fanart #empires scott fanart #smajor95 #empires smajor #smajor #scott smajor #smajor fanart #scott smajor fanart #pixlriffs #empires lore

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blocksruinedme · 1 year

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so fucking much happened on jimmy's stream today. here's all of fwhip being on screen, and most of the talking about him. Below you can find a written synopsis, a condensed 6min version of fWhimmy content AND fucking 30 minutes of stream that had all the character interactions and bonkers shit. Cause they have permanently altered my brain chemistry.

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(1) - Lizzie is getting a horse from Jimmy. fWhip arrives, looking for gunpowder. The vibes are confusing, there’s teasing fWhip does a weird voice, I don’ think they’ve seen each other since Hermitcraft.

- fWhip does a… "pretend to run off and cry" bit? idk.

- Jimmy only has 12 gunpowder, fWhip and Lizzie talk about making their own gunpowder farm. Jimmy threatens to blow it up. They leave

- Jimmy doesn’t understand what’s happened.

Jimmy: i’m going to make it my job that i literally grind loads and loads of gunpowder. And i’m going to leave TNT all across fWhip’s base.

Jimmy: Me and fWhip we have this thing where we just, we’re just at each other all the time. [pause] And maybe it’s because we’re actually secretly in love. [stammers about being good guys and great friends] Let’s finish that wagon I think.

[more synopsis and the thirty minute version below the cut]

<fWhip> okay I gotta run, by sausage

<fWhip> cya later jimmy <3 <3 <3

[jimmy stammers and looks adorable]

<SolidarityGaming> bye..

(2) Things get weird with sausage and jimmy, sausage dies, fWhip logs back in to be his lawyer. (fWhip pretty much always has jimmy’s streams up, from what i can see.) fWhip talks circles around Jimmy. At one point Jimmy accuses Jimmy of always having had it out for him, fWhip starts going on about his black market shop in that voice that drives me insane, that “maybe c!fWhip is letting his mask slip and is slipping into an unhinged mental breakdown, maybe cc!fWhip is just fucking around” voice.

fWhip and Jimmy go at each other, a lot, it’s intense “we tried to pretend we were over our breakup but we’re still insanely hot/cold at each other” vibes

(3) i don’t know what happened! fWhip is there and pillagers are attacking and maybe Jimmy saves him and maybe this might help convince fWhip not to sue Jimmy and I can’t follow it.

(4) FWHIP RUNS IN AND GIVES JIMMY A KISS AND RUNS BACK OUT. Jimmy declared it “a little peck on the cheek” and wondered if it meant he wasn’t suing him.

(5) TEN SECONDS after fwhip goes into the portal, jimmy gets divebombed by sausage shouting “trial by combat!!!”

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and here's every time another player was on screen, and talking about other people/jimmy being baffled

Finally

Here's three 60 second clips of jimmy telling sausage about king joel cause yes that was ALSO this stream https://blocksruinedme.tumblr.com/post/709804536182833152/sausage-reacting-to-s1-joels-visit

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chofies12 · 1 year

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Old sheriff appreciation post

Old sheriff appreciation post cuz Martyns doing a fantastic job playing him. His monologues are the funniest thing ever. I couldn’t stop laughing and crying at those like jimbo is up there^^^.

Talking about the stream, I’m going to talk about the riddle we got.

are we not gonna talk about the riddle given to Jim? My brain HURTS from solving that thing. Whoever wrote it great job, kudos, what ever else I can say. Me and Jim’s discord landed on many things it could be. -Bird/ Canary

-River

-Cabbage (?? Don’t ask, if you see the riddle it fits it uncanniling well)

But the one some of us think it is Bell. Like a gold bell yk?🔔

It fits the riddle well! They have a tongue and lips, with no teeth. They have shoulders, but don’t shrug, They have a crown but don’t wear it.

#empires spoilers #empires s2 #empires lore #esmp2 #empires jimmy #old sherrif #solidaritygaming #solidarity jimmy

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clamsjams · 2 years

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i keep forgetting what false’s sign has said so i’m making a post to note down all the signs, what they say, the text color, and which episode they first appear in. i’m 90% sure i got them all but if you see one i missed let me know so i can add it. i’ll come back and update this post as false releases more episodes and we see more signs. all screenshots are from falsesymmetry’s episodes of empires. possible spoilers ahead.

1st appearance of the the sign, simply reads “Lore Sign” oak sign with regular black text, appears in false’s 3rd episode of empires, “TRADING WITH GOBLINS?!”

2nd appearance, reads “War is brewing you must prepare” line break and then “…” oak sign with default black text, appears in false’s 4th episode, “TO THE SKIES!”

3rd appearance, reads “The Evermoore Fog is always listening…waiting” oak sign with default black text, appears in false’s 5th episode, “MY NEW WINGS!”

4th appearance, reads “THE ASSASSINS ARE TRAVELING FROM THE NORTH! STAY AWAY!” oak sign, default black text, appears in false’s 6th episode, “STARTING MY EMPIRE!”

5th appearance, reads “Don’t listen to the whispers. They’ll lead you down the wrong path!” oak sign, default black text, appears in false’s 7th episode, “A STRANGE ENCOUNTER!”

6th appearance, reads “You’ve Got A Friend in ME!” oak sign, red text, appears in false’s 8th episode, “MY EMPIRE HAS A NAME!!”

7th appearance, reads “Have you seen The Wisps?” oak sign, glowing blue text, appears in false’s 9th episode, “MASSIVE BASE UPGRADE!”

8th appearance, reads “THEY ARE COMING!” oak sign, purple text, and a clock has appeared in an item frame underneath, appears in false’s 10th episode, “BUILDING MY EMPIRE… COGSMEADE!” timestamp 11:08

9th appearance, reads “Some are not who they seem… Trust only in yourself!” oak sign, orange text, appears in false’s 12th episode, “STRANGE NEW… HERMITS?!” timestamp 6:13

10th appearance, reads “You didn’t build THAT tower … SHE DID!!! …RUN…” oak sign, red text, appears in false’s 14th episode, “WHO IS SHE…?!” timestamp 1:04

timestamps are as accurate as i could get them please don’t yell at me if i’m a millisecond off or something. that’s it for now. i’ll be back to update this post with the new signs whenever false uploads a new episode

edit 11/29/22: i went and added alt text to all of the images. it’s my first time doing alt text so if i need to change anything just let me know

#empires smp #empires season two #empires s2 #empires false #false symmetry #falsesymmetry #empires lore #false’s lore sign #posts from the ocean

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zodarii-dae · 1 year

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shelby: so the gnomes lived here long ago, and they're the reason for everything happening in the evermore.

joel: so the mezalean king is here now because lore. fuck you.

#empires season 2 #empires shubble #empires joel #empiresblr #empires smp #empires lore

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lolli-popples · 1 year

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So with Empires s2 coming to a close, I have to wonder-

What was the whole fey arc about? It doesn’t feel like anything’s come from that. Was it just a fun mystery of the season? Did something happen that I wasn’t aware of? Was it just so Katherine’s kingdom could be healed? I’m fine with it being left there, I’m just curious about what it was intended to be.

Maybe we’ll find out in the last few episodes, but still, I’m very curious, because it was all incredibly mysterious.

#empires #empires season 2 #empires season two #empires s2 #empires smp #empires lore #empires katherine #katherine elizabeth #lollipopplestalks

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idontunderstandwhyimhere · 2 years

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so to recap (that i’ve seen)— they’ve tossed in a retextured villager (lizzie), almost a stack of eggs (pix), and a sheriff toy (joel), two people have said “absolutely no” (fwhip and joey), and jimmy promptly ignored it. meta wise my guess is joining scar’s charity event, lore wise we’re getting sucked to hermitcraft babey

i wouldn’t be surprised if fwhip joey and jimmy can’t make it to the event, so they don’t do anything, but i won’t make assumptions since i don’t think anyone has brought it up. also i would guess false and gem are going to not know it’s there or something, since they’re on both, but i would love to see very confused lore interactions

#give me a confused sausage seeing our resident cleaning lady pearl and just like. combusting on the spot or something #empires smp #hermitcraft #empires lore #hermitcraft s9 #empires ldshadowlady #empires pix #empires smallishbeans #empires fwhip #empires joey #empires jimmy #empires gem #empires false #hermitcraft gem #hermitcraft false

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tcmecho · 2 years

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OKAY GUYS HEAR ME OUT

#hc s9 #empires smp #hermitcraft theory #empires s2 #empires lore #hermitcraft lore #grian #ldshadowlady #empiresblr #hermitblr #echo’s sketchbook #wing art #avian oc #shapeshifter #shapeshifter oc #hermitcraft x empires smp #hermitcraft x empires

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as-de-spadas · 1 year

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RENDOG. REN WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USED TO BE A KING AND YOU WERE DEAD AND NOW YOU’RE TRAPPED.

THE REN IN EMPIRES IS RENTHEKING, WHO WAS CANNONICALY DEAD IN HERMITCRAFT AND WAS IN A TOMB IN EMPIRES, WHICH MEANS SOMEONE BROUGHT HIS CORPSE TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, HE GOT TELETRANSPORTED THERE OR EMPIRES IS THE FUTURE OF HERMITCRAFT.

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pearlescentlynx · 1 year

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Sausage Lore Update Again

You know how he said 'no side effects'? In his latest episode, there was far less worry for the sculk, and he refers to the other one doing things, as him doing things. Also the enthusiasm when told to kill Jimmy. ALSO HE LITERALLY SAID ALL HAIL TO A BLOOD SHEEP WHEN EVERY SINGLE OTHER TIME HE'S SEEN ONE HE HAS WANTED TO STAY AWAY,

Worrying? Yes. Certainly.

(The fae literally warned us help im dying from his lore)

We're not even gonna talk about the fact empanadas typically have meat in them.

#mythical sausage #empires mythicalsausage #empires smp #empires lore

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kazooht · 2 years

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wait hold on did lizzie just foreshadow her kingdom is going to collapse into fwips kingdom because he’s right under her

#empires smp #ldshadowlady #fwip #esmp season 2 #esmp lizzie #esmp fwhip #esmp hermes #empires season two #empires ldshadowlady #empires lore

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empires-smp-out-of-context · 2 years

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I am enjoying Joel’s videos immensely. Screenshots from Smallishbeans’ video “The Sky Empire!”

#Empires Lore #joel smallishbeans #empires joel #smallishbeans #empires smp #empires screenshots

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crypticalwitch · 2 years

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EMPIRES PEARL IN HEAVEN??????? SAUSAGE SLEEPING ???????? THE HERMITCRAFT DOORS?????

#the orion sound #empires spoilers #empires smp #empires lore #lol i love oli lore

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nocturnebby · 2 years

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Spoilers for joels latest ep and possibly some ideas you won't like for the lad but I do

So he's building temples for every gods right. His memory is shit, he built a temple for Jeremy. I hear you asking "but joel in X life wasn't a god bleh bleh he just was a mad cult leader" Before I come to that

My hc for c!Joel in general is that he is one of the only few people who can remember his past lives. He recognizes oli, remembers the life series, and all before that. The mezalean empire aswell.

So back to current. He remembers being a part of x life. BUT his ass doesn't remember him not actually being the Jeremy. He remembers the X life joel being like him, but well, shorter and possibly less sexier. (notice the very similar skin for jeremyism but that may be a coinkidink)

So he builds a temple thinking he's building it for past him. Dumbass man. idiot little man. Anyway

But additional joel lore hcs that I want to get out of my head

-his fate always ends in loneliness. Evidence: Esmp s1, X life (he didn't lose his 10th life and went on to live as a nomad), the life series (all three, him and etho died differently)

-He is the best father. I don't fucking care for your angst and shit I will not let Hermès go through it. Him and sausage have a healthy fun platonic relationship where they raise a child together thats what I think

-Him and pearl are siblings. That's it. godblings. (that's pure hc, nothing tied to lore I just find it funny) Maybe there is some connection, he's the god of rain and thunder and she's the god of harvest and good fortune idk idk idk

-he remembers every server he's been a part of, being one the only people who do (grian, martyn, pearl and false [to some extent])

idk what to do with this man I'm just having fun watching him eliminate every possibility of this shit lmao

#smallishbeans #empires joel #empires season 2 #empires lore #smallishbeans lore #nocpinions #I keep forgetting my own tags #also if you want me to elaborate I will gladly do so

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