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The video begins with a fade from black to Shubble’s enderchest. Xornoth speaks from inside it. Their voice is distorted.
Xornoth: Shrub Berry
The video transitions to a black screen, emulating a person shutting their eyes. The transition reverses quickly, showing Shubble waking up in her fairy circle.
Shubble: Huh? Wha-? What?
Shubble becomes exasperated
Shubble: Man. Not again! Something weird is going on, and I think it’s time I asked my friends for help.
A transition from Shubble’s Undergrove to Katherine’s Overgrown. Shubble walks towards Katherine, who is in her potions building.
Shubble: Hello Katherine!
Katherine: Hi.
Shubble: Hey, thanks for meeting with me. I don’t know who I can trust while I have this power.
Katherine: Yeah!
Shubble: I have a bit of an emergency and I was hoping you could help me.
Shubble pulls the Xornoth crystal out of her inventory.
Katherine: oh.
Shubble: I’m not supposed to have this but I thought that Scott was too dangerous to have it and I just- I have a bad feeling that Xornoth might be kind of creeping through it and I need you to check if there’s any bad juju, corruption going on.
Katherine takes the crystal from Shubble and walks into the potions building, towards a caldron. Shubble follows behind her.
Katherine: Let’s see I’ll throw it in my magic pool.
Shubble: Yeah I’ve been having these bad dreams, I’ve been sleepwalking and I’m pretty sure Xornoth’s been talking through it.
Katherine: Yeah no, um - This seems to be totally fine.
Shubble: What?
Katherine: Yeah this uh- Yeah there’s nothing wrong with this.
Shubble: What, but- But what about my dreams?
Katherine: I threw - I threw it in my- in my magic uh, magic little pot there and nothing- nothing’s bad hap- No yeah nope. We’re all good
Shubble: Are you sure it’s working? Did you turn it on and off before you used it?
Katherine: stammers for a moment I’ll try one more time.
Shubble: Thank you!
Katherine: Okay. In the pot. Out of the pot.
Katherine walks to Shubble.
Katherine: We’re good.
Shubble: And its corrupted.
Katherine: No. Not corrupted.
Shubble: Oh.
Katherine gives Shubble the Xornoth crystal.
Katherine: It’s totally fine.
Shubble: Well, I mean I- I believe that you have all of the science and education to back up this claim. However, for personal reasons I will not be accepting it. Thank you bye!
Shubble turns and leaves the building, flying away.
Katherine: Faintly Oh okay, goodbye!
The video transitions from over the Overgrown to the entrance to Scott’s house in Rivendell. The door is open and Shubble walks in, yelling.
Shubble: Scott! Are you home?
Scott: Woah, woah.
Shubble gasps as Scott walks away from the bookshelf, so she can see him.
Scott: Oh.
Shubble: Oh hey you’re back.
Scott: Hi.
Shubble: I didn’t know if you were going to be here.
Scott: Yeah I’m back.
Shubble: Um.
Scott: Erm.
Shubble: I have some explaining to do.
Scott: Yes you do, I’m back because of you.
Shubble: Gasps Oh. Were you- were you going to stay on your vacation if it wasn’t for me?
Scott: I mean, normally when someone steals your demon brother crystal that you locked away in your secret room that wasn’t so secret it tends to force you to come home.
Shubble: I just- Okay listen you went off the rails a little bit if we’re being fully honest. So I just- It started out completely, completely well intentioned but
Shubble takes the crystal out of her inventory and gives it to Scott.
Shubble: I don’t want it anymore. Um- I think you need to check it out, I think Xornoth might be coming back, Scott. I think it’s been whispering to me and I’ve been seeing things and I’ve been having these weird dreams-
Scott: Whispering to you?
Shubble: Yeah I think he’s- I think he’s getting out, maybe you should check for cracks or something.
Scott walks over to his smithing table. Shubble stands on his table to look over his shoulder as he inspects the crystal.
Scott: Quietly, to himself Hmm, it looks the same.
Shubble: Talking over Scott, rambling I mean, are we really sure the magic worked? I mean Gem’s never-
Scott turns around, and Shubble goes onto the floor.
Scott: Gem’s magic’s never failed. It’s never failed before Shelby. And like, we did plenty of research into the spell.
Shubble: But Scott- He has to be coming back. There has to be something wrong with it.
Scott: Shelby I don’t- I don’t think there is. I- The crystals just basically a piece of jewellery at this point like-
Shubble: Scott if there’s nothing wrong with it that- that means that my people are just actually gone. And they’re not coming back. But if, if he can- if he’s still there and- and he’s coming out, there maybe is a chance.
Scott: Shel- Shelby I’m really sorry, but I- The crystals fine. I- I don’t think he’s coming back.
Shubble backs away from Scott.
Shubble: But- But that
Scott takes a shaking breath.
Scott: I think that might mean your people are gone, Shelby
Shubble: Um. I think I’m gonna go.
Shubble walks towards the door.
Shubble: I’m glad you’re back, Scott. Crystal’s in your hands!
Scott: Faintly Sh-Shelby?
Shubble flees the house.
Shubble: Take care of it, don’t let it get to you! Goodbye!
Shubble takes off, flying over Rivendell.
Scott: Bye-
The video fades to black as music block notes play in the background. The notes play faintly, Non-diagetically. For another minute of the video, the only person who speaks is Shubble. The video jumpcuts to Shubble, standing in The Undergrove.
The dreams, the voices, the hallucinations. None of it was real? It was all in my head.
Shubble walks towards her portal.
Xornoth really is gone, and so is all the corruption. But my home - it’s too far gone. It can’t be saved. That was my last hope. None of my people are left.
Shubble takes out her bow and draws it, aiming the arrow towards the portal.
There’s nothing to go back for.
Shubble fires the arrow into the portal, and theres a jumpcut to black as a shattering noise sounds. The video jumps back in, facing towards her house.
I worked so hard, to build my home again. But it’s a lie. None of it’s real.
Shubble walks towards her house.
I don’t have a home. I don’t have any people.
Shubble walks into her house.
I don’t have any family.
A jumpcut to her enderchest. She takes out a single block of tnt and a flint and steel from her inventory.
I don’t belong here
Shubble places the tnt block, lights it, and runs out of the house, jumping off the balcony as there is a quick fade to black. An explosion sounds during the blank screen. There is a jump cut to a panoramic shot of her villager area.
These aren’t my things.
A cut to a shot of her house.
This isn’t my house.
A cut to a shot of the bedroom in the house she built.
This isn’t my bed.
A cut to a shot of her mushroom castle.
This isn’t my castle.
A cut to the grave area.
None of this- None of this really belongs to me.
A cut to a shot of her mooshroom pen.
It was never meant for me. I was never a ruler.
A cut to an arial shot of her house and castle.
I was never royalty.
There’s silence for a second before the screen goes black.
I’m just nobody.
A cut to Shubble walking down her path.
I’m not fit to rule anybody. But I know somebody who is.
A sliding transition to the overgrown castle. From this point forward, there is another person talking to Shubble. The shot of the castle is silent. A jumpcut to Shubble walking towards the entrance to the castle.
Shubble: Hello? Is anybody home?
Shubble enters the castle.
Katherine: Hello! I’m upstairs in my throneroom.
Shubble: Hm! Coming up.
Shubble walks up to the throne room.
Katherine: Hello.
Shubble: Hello. Uh- Sorry I left in such a hurry last time we saw each other.
Katherine: Oh- Oh it’s okay! I’m just [Transcriber was unable to understand]
Shubble: You were right and I’ve decided - I don’t believe I’m responsible enough for this, and I’d like you to have it.
Shubble gives Katherine the one crown to rule all of empires. Katherine gasps, getting off her throne to pick it up.
Katherine: Oh, really?
Shubble: As long as you’re willing to accept any and all responsibility it comes with -
Katherine: Yes
Shubble: - And make a good rule!
Katherine: I will try my best. I will rule the world-
Shubble: Oh
Katherine: - Peacefully.
Shubble: Yeah. Shubble laughs Yeah! Peacefully! I believe it’s in good hands.
Katherine: Mmm! Thank you! Wait I will put it on-
Shubble gasps as Katherine takes off her normal crown and puts on the One crown.
Katherine: Tada!
Shubble: Ooooh! It looks good even your- Your gem’s in the front!
[Katherine says something, but the transcriber was unable to understand it]
Katherine: Yeah!
Shubble: I trust this to you, I’m sure nothing can go wrong. Good luck in your rule.
Katherine: Thank you!
Shubble: You’re welcome!
Shubble walks down the stairs, exiting the palace.
Shubble: Sweet I got rid of it!
The video cuts to black. From this point forward, the only person who speaks is Shubble. The video fades in to Shubble on top of her castle, in her wolf spirit skin.
The only time I ever felt like a real leader was when I was the wolf spirit. I’m not meant to lead as a gnome. Because there are no more gnomes. But the wolves? They need me. So I’ll lead them.
Jump cut to Shubble on the ground, collecting her wolves from where they’ve been sitting.
Alright everybody! It’s moving day. We have stayed here long enough, but I think it’s time for us all to leave. We’re gonna go live in the woods, like real wolves do.
Let’s go Gemini, Pluto. Let’s make sure we don’t miss anybody. Everyone, front and centre lets go! Come on Neptune, we’ve got a big day of travelling, we’ve gotta get somewhere fresh before the sun sets. Who are we missing? I don’t remember whos alive.
Shubble walks into her old house, freeing the Lord of the Moon from where he was sitting. She looks around for a moment.
Alright guys lets go- No don’t go in there, c’mon it’s dangerous in there! I blew it up.
A jump cut to the top of one of the mountains, where Lord Saturn sits. Shubble releases him as well.
There you are Saturn. And-
Shubble spots a wolf sitting in the distance.
Oh that sneaky boy. Mhm, sneaky, sneaky boy.
Shubble accidently punches the Lord of Uranus instead of letting him stand up. She then lets him stand up.
Oh my goodness I didn’t meant to hit. Oh my gosh I’m so sorry! Oh I’m so sorry! I don’t- Alright first mission when we get to where we’re going: We need meat, all I got are carrots. But don’t worry everybody, I’m gonna provide for us all. Now lets go get mother wolf.
A jump cut to Mother Wolf’s den. Shubble gets Mother Wolf’s saddle.
Last, but not least, come on Mother Wolf. It is time, for us to travel again.
Shubble gets onto Mother Wolf, riding her into the forest.
Alright everyone. I hope you’re all here! I hope you all have all the things that you need. All we’re leaving with is what we got on our backs, so I hope you got everything you wanted to bring. And we’re off into the forest.
Shubble rides silently into the forest for a moment, until the video fades to black. There is a jump cut to a while later, with Shubble and the wolves sitting around a camp fire as the sun sets.
This is just like camping! Anybody have any uh- any ghost stories?
All of the wolves bark at once.
Okay, okay. Not everybody at once. Just- Just one at a time, please.
Theres silence from the wolves.
Okay, I guess I’ll go first then.
Once upon a time, in a far away elf realm there were these two champions.
The video fades to black.
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