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I wanted to be nice to him!
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From an alsortment of videos from both Fwhip and Smallishbeans
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I am enjoying Joel’s videos immensely. Screenshots from Smallishbeans’ video “The Sky Empire!”
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Screenshot from Smallishbeans’ video “The Fountain of Strength”
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Have you been looking for a transcript of the beginning of Pixlriff’s episode “A New Beginning!”? Do you need an easy to access way to get all of that lore into one easy to read package?
Do you, like myself, have troubles with understanding audio without subtitles, weather thats because of an audio processing disorder or being a member of the Hard Of Hearing community?
Than look no further than this post! I have spent time and care to transcribe the beginning of the episode to the best of my ability. Under the cut the transcription awaits, and it goes from the beginning of the video to 1:24
Pixlriffs, uses a narrators voice that sounds like a parent telling a story to their children through the whole introduction. The background to the exposition is the drawn map of the SMP, and throughout the introduction more lines and colours are added to the map.
In a long lost age before records truly began, our world was built by titans. 
Beings of impossible size whose bodies fell to earth and became the biomes we know. Their bones became the rocks, shaped into vast caverns by the arches their ribs. Their blood ran downward into the darkest depths of the world, imbuing it with untold riches, magic and danger. And from their fallen forms, civilisation flourished. 
What little we can piece together of the past tells a story of its own. 
The titans were forgotten as their successors began to shape the lands to their own desires. Great cities were founded, rose and warred with one another, and fell.
Alas, history is told by the victors and none of them emerged victorious. Just like the titans before them, they vanished.
Soon enough, new nations would rise to take their place. And perhaps it is our destiny too, to one day vanish. But until then, there are still secrets of the past yet to be uncovered, and it is here that our tale truly begins.
Around a campfire, as these stories often start, and while many of these stalwart leaders are looking towards the future, one man has set his eye firmly on the past.
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YESSSSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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With season 2 just around the corner, I will be working on transcribing any lore that appears in the first episodes of the groups episode 1s! Screenshots will come with them, but it may take me some time, as I also want to enjoy the series, and I am only one person! See you all very soon
- Arti
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Hello everyone! Before Empires starts up again, I feel the need to actually introduce myself! So here’s an introductory post about who I am and what I will do on this blog!
I’m Arti, I use they/he pronouns, and I’m 18. I’m also the person who runs @hermits-that-craft - that’s pretty much all you need to know here :D
What I do on this blog is:
Screenshots from videos and some streams! I work full time and don’t use twitch, so you’ll have to forgive me if I’m late to posting screenshots from those! I will request that if you’re watching a twitch stream and you find a fun chat message or moment to send me an ask so I can put it up here!
The screenshots won’t all be chat messages, but there will be a focus towards those as they’re easier for me to gather!
I also do transcripts of any big lore that comes up! I only did it towards the end of the last season, when I couldn’t find captions on the videos, but I am willing to go back through season 1 and transcribe the parts of lore you guys want me to!
Enjoy yourselves, and don’t be afraid to ask if you want something in particular up on this blog!
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I think I am possibly the person most excited for season 2 of empires. 
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a list of some things that have ALREADY HAPPENED on the hermitcraft server, as of now, just from episodes i’ve seen:
gem, pearl, impulse, and cleo took on a woodland mansion
scar. that tree. scar
scar has also already died at LEAST ten times by my count
mumbo killing spree
iskall has become a chicken
iskall got entity crammed to death and is no longer a chicken
grian has created ~*the entity*~. sure okay
doc has re-created shadow technology
false’s bird :)
TFC IS HERE AND HE IS HANGING OUT. I REPEAT HE IS HANGING OUT
ren keeps on trying to cause conflict
ren has also made a pie factory
zedaph has performed the ultimate mlg water bucket while screaming
multiple hermits have donkeys now!
i sort of want to re-iterate that ~*the entity*~ exists because what the FUCK is that
joe made a cute farm :D
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I DID NOT MEAN TO UPLOAD THIS TO THIS BLOG OH NO
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Did you finish watching “There Are No More Gnomes…” by Shubble and decide that you needed to quote the lines from it? Are you looking for a transcript so that you can properly look over the lines without having to look for the specific line that you remember?
Then look no further! I have transcribed the entire video, from start to finish, so that you don’t have to look any further.
Spoilers and length warning under the cut. If you are familiar with my other transcripts, you should be aware that they are long. “There Are No More Gnomes…” has a total runtime of 8 minutes and four seconds. Please let me know if the format needs changing.
Edit: Just fixed a missheard line
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Reblogging again before I go to sleep, but here are some things you might want to know about the transcript!
1. I have an audio processing disorder, so I’m not great at actually being able to hear without subtitles, which has affected this transcript (Thank you to @sm0lcatfish for letting me know that the opening line is more likely ‘Shrub Berry’ than ‘Shubble’)
2. This took me around three hours all together, for an eight minute long video (yikes!) but due to the fact that I have been preparing to move while transcribing, it took me over a day.
3. I know that Shubble has a tumblr account, and if she (or any of the other creators) want me to take this down I will! I’m not sure if this falls under creative commons, though i dont think it’s plagarism?
4. I put my whole film student mind into this. Still, it’s not perfect, and if you have any comments about the lines I couldn’t understand, the help would be appreciated!
Did you finish watching “There Are No More Gnomes…” by Shubble and decide that you needed to quote the lines from it? Are you looking for a transcript so that you can properly look over the lines without having to look for the specific line that you remember?
Then look no further! I have transcribed the entire video, from start to finish, so that you don’t have to look any further.
Spoilers and length warning under the cut. If you are familiar with my other transcripts, you should be aware that they are long. “There Are No More Gnomes…” has a total runtime of 8 minutes and four seconds. Please let me know if the format needs changing.
Edit: Just fixed a missheard line
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Did you finish watching “There Are No More Gnomes...” by Shubble and decide that you needed to quote the lines from it? Are you looking for a transcript so that you can properly look over the lines without having to look for the specific line that you remember?
Then look no further! I have transcribed the entire video, from start to finish, so that you don’t have to look any further.
Spoilers and length warning under the cut. If you are familiar with my other transcripts, you should be aware that they are long. “There Are No More Gnomes...” has a total runtime of 8 minutes and four seconds. Please let me know if the format needs changing.
Edit: Just fixed a missheard line
The video begins with a fade from black to Shubble’s enderchest. Xornoth speaks from inside it. Their voice is distorted.
Xornoth: Shrub Berry
The video transitions to a black screen, emulating a person shutting their eyes. The transition reverses quickly, showing Shubble waking up in her fairy circle. 
Shubble: Huh? Wha-? What?
Shubble becomes exasperated
Shubble: Man. Not again! Something weird is going on, and I think it’s time I asked my friends for help.
A transition from Shubble’s Undergrove to Katherine’s Overgrown. Shubble walks towards Katherine, who is in her potions building.
Shubble: Hello Katherine!
Katherine: Hi.
Shubble: Hey, thanks for meeting with me. I don’t know who I can trust while I have this power.
Katherine: Yeah!
Shubble: I have a bit of an emergency and I was hoping you could help me.
Shubble pulls the Xornoth crystal out of her inventory.
Katherine: oh.
Shubble: I’m not supposed to have this but I thought that Scott was too dangerous to have it and I just- I have a bad feeling that Xornoth might be kind of creeping through it and I need you to check if there’s any bad juju, corruption going on.
Katherine takes the crystal from Shubble and walks into the potions building, towards a caldron. Shubble follows behind her.
Katherine: Let’s see I’ll throw it in my magic pool.
Shubble: Yeah I’ve been having these bad dreams, I’ve been sleepwalking and I’m pretty sure Xornoth’s been talking through it.
Katherine: Yeah no, um - This seems to be totally fine.
Shubble: What?
Katherine: Yeah this uh- Yeah there’s nothing wrong with this.
Shubble: What, but- But what about my dreams?
Katherine: I threw - I threw it in my- in my magic uh, magic little pot there and nothing- nothing’s bad hap- No yeah nope. We’re all good
Shubble: Are you sure it’s working? Did you turn it on and off before you used it?
Katherine: stammers for a moment I’ll try one more time.
Shubble: Thank you!
Katherine: Okay. In the pot. Out of the pot.
Katherine walks to Shubble.
Katherine: We’re good.
Shubble: And its corrupted.
Katherine: No. Not corrupted.
Shubble: Oh.
Katherine gives Shubble the Xornoth crystal.
Katherine: It’s totally fine.
Shubble: Well, I mean I- I believe that you have all of the science and education to back up this claim. However, for personal reasons I will not be accepting it. Thank you bye!
Shubble turns and leaves the building, flying away.
Katherine: Faintly Oh okay, goodbye!
The video transitions from over the Overgrown to the entrance to Scott’s house in Rivendell. The door is open and Shubble walks in, yelling.
Shubble: Scott! Are you home?
Scott: Woah, woah.
Shubble gasps as Scott walks away from the bookshelf, so she can see him.
Scott: Oh.
Shubble: Oh hey you’re back.
Scott: Hi.
Shubble: I didn’t know if you were going to be here.
Scott: Yeah I’m back.
Shubble: Um.
Scott: Erm.
Shubble: I have some explaining to do.
Scott:  Yes you do, I’m back because of you.
Shubble: Gasps Oh. Were you- were you going to stay on your vacation if it wasn’t for me?
Scott: I mean, normally when someone steals your demon brother crystal that you locked away in your secret room that wasn’t so secret it tends to force you to come home.
Shubble: I just- Okay listen you went off the rails a little bit if we’re being fully honest. So I just- It started out completely, completely well intentioned but 
Shubble takes the crystal out of her inventory and gives it to Scott.
Shubble: I don’t want it anymore. Um- I think you need to check it out, I think Xornoth might be coming back, Scott. I think it’s been whispering to me and I’ve been seeing things and I’ve been having these weird dreams-
Scott: Whispering to you?
Shubble: Yeah I think he’s- I think he’s getting out, maybe you should check for cracks or something.
Scott walks over to his smithing table. Shubble stands on his table to look over his shoulder as he inspects the crystal.
Scott: Quietly, to himself Hmm, it looks the same.
Shubble: Talking over Scott, rambling I mean, are we really sure the magic worked? I mean Gem’s never-
Scott turns around, and Shubble goes onto the floor.
Scott: Gem’s magic’s never failed. It’s never failed before Shelby. And like, we did plenty of research into the spell.
Shubble: But Scott- He has to be coming back. There has to be something wrong with it.
Scott: Shelby I don’t- I don’t think there is. I- The crystals just basically a piece of jewellery at this point like-
Shubble:  Scott if there’s nothing wrong with it that- that means that my people are just actually gone. And they’re not coming back. But if, if he can- if he’s still there and- and he’s coming out, there maybe is a chance.
Scott: Shel- Shelby I’m really sorry, but I- The crystals fine. I- I don’t think he’s coming back.
Shubble backs away from Scott.
Shubble: But- But that
Scott takes a shaking breath.
Scott: I think that might mean your people are gone, Shelby
Shubble: Um. I think I’m gonna go.
Shubble walks towards the door.
Shubble: I’m glad you’re back, Scott. Crystal’s in your hands!
Scott: Faintly Sh-Shelby?
Shubble flees the house.
Shubble: Take care of it, don’t let it get to you! Goodbye!
Shubble takes off, flying over Rivendell.
Scott: Bye-
The video fades to black as music block notes play in the background. The notes play faintly, Non-diagetically. For another minute of the video, the only person who speaks is Shubble. The video jumpcuts to Shubble, standing in The Undergrove.
The dreams, the voices, the hallucinations. None of it was real? It was all in my head.
Shubble walks towards her portal.
Xornoth really is gone, and so is all the corruption. But my home - it’s too far gone. It can’t be saved. That was my last hope. None of my people are left.
Shubble takes out her bow and draws it, aiming the arrow towards the portal.
There’s nothing to go back for.
Shubble fires the arrow into the portal, and theres a jumpcut to black as a shattering noise sounds. The video jumps back in, facing towards her house. 
I worked so hard, to build my home again. But it’s a lie. None of it’s real.
Shubble walks towards her house.
I don’t have a home. I don’t have any people.
Shubble walks into her house.
I don’t have any family.
A jumpcut to her enderchest. She takes out a single block of tnt and a flint and steel from her inventory.
I don’t belong here
Shubble places the tnt block, lights it, and runs out of the house, jumping off the balcony as there is a quick fade to black. An explosion sounds during the blank screen. There is a jump cut to a panoramic shot of her villager area.
These aren’t my things.
A cut to a shot of her house.
This isn’t my house.
A cut to a shot of the bedroom in the house she built.
This isn’t my bed.
A cut to a shot of her mushroom castle.
This isn’t my castle.
A cut to the grave area.
None of this- None of this really belongs to me.
A cut to a shot of her mooshroom pen.
It was never meant for me. I was never a ruler.
A cut to an arial shot of her house and castle.
I was never royalty.
There’s silence for a second before the screen goes black.
I’m just nobody.
A cut to Shubble walking down her path.
I’m not fit to rule anybody. But I know somebody who is.
A sliding transition to the overgrown castle. From this point forward, there is another person talking to Shubble. The shot of the castle is silent. A jumpcut to Shubble walking towards the entrance to the castle.
Shubble: Hello? Is anybody home?
Shubble enters the castle.
Katherine: Hello! I’m upstairs in my throneroom.
Shubble: Hm! Coming up.
Shubble walks up to the throne room.
Katherine: Hello.
Shubble: Hello. Uh- Sorry I left in such a hurry last time we saw each other.
Katherine: Oh- Oh it’s okay! I’m just [Transcriber was unable to understand]
Shubble: You were right and I’ve decided - I don’t believe I’m responsible enough for this, and I’d like you to have it.
Shubble gives Katherine the one crown to rule all of empires. Katherine gasps, getting off her throne to pick it up.
Katherine: Oh, really?
Shubble: As long as you’re willing to accept any and all responsibility it comes with -
Katherine: Yes
Shubble: - And make a good rule!
Katherine: I will try my best. I will rule the world-
Shubble: Oh
Katherine: - Peacefully.
Shubble: Yeah. Shubble laughs Yeah! Peacefully! I believe it’s in good hands.
Katherine: Mmm! Thank you! Wait I will put it on-
Shubble gasps as Katherine takes off her normal crown and puts on the One crown.
Katherine: Tada!
Shubble: Ooooh! It looks good even your- Your gem’s in the front!
[Katherine says something, but the transcriber was unable to understand it]
Katherine: Yeah!
Shubble: I trust this to you, I’m sure nothing can go wrong. Good luck in your rule.
Katherine: Thank you!
Shubble: You’re welcome!
Shubble walks down the stairs, exiting the palace.
Shubble: Sweet I got rid of it!
The video cuts to black. From this point forward, the only person who speaks is Shubble. The video fades in to Shubble on top of her castle, in her wolf spirit skin.
The only time I ever felt like a real leader was when I was the wolf spirit. I’m not meant to lead as a gnome. Because there are no more gnomes. But the wolves? They need me. So I’ll lead them.
Jump cut to Shubble on the ground, collecting her wolves from where they’ve been sitting.
Alright everybody! It’s moving day. We have stayed here long enough, but I think it’s time for us all to leave. We’re gonna go live in the woods, like real wolves do.
Let’s go Gemini, Pluto. Let’s make sure we don’t miss anybody. Everyone, front and centre lets go! Come on Neptune, we’ve got a big day of travelling, we’ve gotta get somewhere fresh before the sun sets. Who are we missing? I don’t remember whos alive.
Shubble walks into her old house, freeing the Lord of the Moon from where he was sitting. She looks around for a moment.
Alright guys lets go- No don’t go in there, c’mon it’s dangerous in there! I blew it up.
A jump cut to the top of one of the mountains, where Lord Saturn sits. Shubble releases him as well.
There you are Saturn. And-
Shubble spots a wolf sitting in the distance.
Oh that sneaky boy. Mhm, sneaky, sneaky boy.
Shubble accidently punches the Lord of Uranus instead of letting him stand up. She then lets him stand up.
Oh my goodness I didn’t meant to hit. Oh my gosh I’m so sorry! Oh I’m so sorry! I don’t- Alright first mission when we get to where we’re going: We need meat, all I got are carrots. But don’t worry everybody, I’m gonna provide for us all. Now lets go get mother wolf.
A jump cut to Mother Wolf’s den. Shubble gets Mother Wolf’s saddle.
Last, but not least, come on Mother Wolf. It is time, for us to travel again.
Shubble gets onto Mother Wolf, riding her into the forest.
Alright everyone. I hope you’re all here! I hope you all have all the things that you need. All we’re leaving with is what we got on our backs, so I hope you got everything you wanted to bring. And we’re off into the forest.
Shubble rides silently into the forest for a moment, until the video fades to black. There is a jump cut to a while later, with Shubble and the wolves sitting around a camp fire as the sun sets.
This is just like camping! Anybody have any uh- any ghost stories?
All of the wolves bark at once.
Okay, okay. Not everybody at once. Just- Just one at a time, please.
Theres silence from the wolves.
Okay, I guess I’ll go first then.
Once upon a time, in a far away elf realm there were these two champions.
The video fades to black.
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Update on this: It’s going to take so much longer than two or three hours. I’ll try my hardest to get it done today though!
fck you *comes back to this blog with a transscript of Shubble’s latest episode*
The next post is going to be a full transcript of the video (yes, the entire video)
It might take me a bit, but it should be out in the next 2-3 hours!
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