Went a little silly and made another drabble Au anyways have some roleswap shenanigans for empires s2

Closeups:

the esmp in a nutshell (everyone desires them carnally-)  based on that one cars meme

A freaking piece that I've been pulling my hair over for a year to which I said fuck it and redrew into two separate pieces that I finished in a day kjkgghjkgff

how the season two empires sit on a sofa

(click for better quality)

pirate enemies

y'know what they say, let them eat cake!

close ups:

A little art from Joey's final ep. 31.

continuation to this piece cuz scott also deserves a wittle bit of a gay panic

HAPPY 2ND ANNIVERSARY EMPIRES SMP 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I've been planning this drawing for well over a year and a half, SO happy to finally have it done! And just in time for the anniversary!

[ID: a traditional drawing featuring all of the empires season one members. In the middle is the empires logo. Starting at the bottom left, and going counter clockwise, is Gem, Fwhip, Sausage, Pearl, Lizzie, Pix, Jimmy, Scott, Xornoth, Joey, Katherine, Joel, and Shrub. Everyone is drawing from about half body and up. End ID.]

Close ups under the cut!

[ID:

1. A close up on gem, fwhip, and Sausage.

2. A close up on shrub, joel, and joey.

3. A close up on pearl, lizzie, and pix.

4. A close up on Katherine and xornoth.

5. A close up on Scott and Jimmy.

6. A close up on the logo.

End ID.]

Scott's skull has append in priates smp in the Kesterals Base!!! That's three smp connected by the skull. It appears the the skull start in Pirates smp becuse its lacking scotts eye , the Empire from scott back story, the Wtichcraft because that's after Empires!!! Also on a side note the means Pirate Joey might have been apart of one of the fatoctions!

Another empires lineup for season two! With all the cool Hermit crossover stuff I finally got around to finishing this up! Super happy with how this turned out and can’t wait to see what happens next in lore! <3

Down below is some close ups for better quality :>

I did a height chart for my currently unnamed esmp1 flower husbands au (these are liable to change but this is what I have so far)

The emperors (ignore some of the colors, I gave up on the colors halfway through)

And one with Jimmy & Lizzie’s heights before the fishining

And finally, the Rivendell sibling +Joey (Xornoth fiancé) & Lora (Scott’s second hand woman and best friend apart from his sheep and owls)

My Empires Screenshot Reimagines as Wallpapers Part 1

For that one ask about making my screenshot reimagines wallpapers this is for you :)

I'm sick and awake at an unreasonable hour, so it's Empires time!

So, while I was stuck between sleeping and being awake I got thinking of what it'd be like to be an interior designer in Empires. Weirdly specific, I know, but here we go!

Sanctuary: Sausage contacts you directly. When you arrive there the outside is already built and all the blocks are provided. Maybe this will be a standard job then. You get to assembling everything, tables, chairs, a stage... there are only two boxes left. You open them: they're pole dancing poles. You sigh and get to building that too. It could have been worse, at least he's not a zombie this time.

GlimmerGrove: Not only are you contacted directly by Katherine, you're also surprised because she usually doesn't like having outsiders. You get blindfolded at the entrance of the kingdom and they only take it off once you're in a dark unsettling room with a metalling scent to it. The light gets turned on. There's a pile of bloody severed monster skulls on the floor. Katherine asks you to help them look cute. You don't get paid enough for this shit.

Stratos: The request for your help goes through so much bureaucracy that you're not even sure God Joel is aware you're coming. You go anyway. You aren't told whether your job is in Lower or Upper Stratos and nobody knows anything. Once you finally make your way to Upper Stratos Joel pushes you into one of the holes in his bridges "for fun". You don't die by poor chance but you decide that it's time to leave regardless.

Olipoligo: You got a request in the form of a parrot learning a song about interiors and singing it back to you. It's so unusual that you decide to go. Oli is there trying to hold his colorful tent together with his will and failing. You decide to help and not only secure the tent but build it a lovely interior. It's time for payment, Oli points at a weird egg behind you and, once you turn around again, he's gone. Goddammit.

Evermoore: There's been a request sitting on your shelf for ages. It's gonna remain there. After the experience with Stratos you're not getting anywhere near the cursed fog ever.

Eversea: You make the mistake of going once. At first, it looks like everything is going well. There are no blocks out for you, but you have no problems providing those for an additional fee. You finish decorating the interior of all the new houses. Pirate Joe points his pistol at you and asks you to hand over all your goods. You haven't been paid since GlimmerGrove. It's awkward for both of you.

Gobland: For the first time ever you get paid upfront. All you're asked for is not to ask questions and to work around the chickens. Sounds easy enough. It's not easy. There are chickens everywhere and new ones pop out constantly. If that wasn't enough to get Fwhip to flip, his boss? Ex-boyfriend? Whatever the Sheriff is has just either fired him or broken up with him. Either way, Fwhip has not taken it well. You get through it by politely nodding to everything he says.

Ancient Capital: You're greeted on the bridge by its only inhabitant. He brings you to a statue and then down under it. There are graves everywhere, but you try to ignore that detail. He stops in front of more graves and asks you with no hint of joking if you can make the place look cozy. You want to cry, but at least he's paying...

Cogsmade: This one is another surprise, as the ruler likes to keep to herself. You still go. There's an unsettling pumpkin statue on the bridge, you try to ignore it. False does too. Perhaps that's the reason why she asked for help decorating. You head inside, the pumpkin guy statue is in there as well. You try to ignore it again, but it doesn't work. The thing hands you a clock somehow without moving. You're out of there before anyone can say anything else. Not worth the money.

Tumble Town: You both know you aren't gonna get paid for this job, but it beats getting arrested, so you take up the Sheriff's request. You do get paid by Joel to fit in his house as many Toy Story references as you can. You don't regret as thing as you comply. You gotta admit it's kinda funny after all.

Dawn: You think you're finally getting a regular job. Princess Gem promised you enough gold to settle down for good for a bit of a house renovation. You work hard and you have a smile on your face the whole time. Finally, you're done. It's time for the payment, Gem pulls out all the gold you could wish for... or was supposed to. That's honey. All of that is honey. At least your life will be a bit sweeter from now on.

Animalia: You weren't even there for a job, you just wanted to buy some amethyst. And yet, Major Lizzie finds you and drags you into one of the houses. She offers you raw chicken and amethyst to make it seem like no butchers accidentally died in there. This may as well happen. You do a great job if you say so yourself, and get paid as promised. You never talk about it ever again.

Chromia: You heard crazy things about the ruler of the place, so you're already dreading your visit. Things take a turn for the worst when the person who comes to greet you is actually a llama. Not an anthropomorphic one like Animalia's citizens, just a normal regular llama. You still decide to go through with it. It... goes surprisingly well. You get paid normally and you only have to sit through a few hours of Scott thirsting for Sausage. Overall, you think you got desensitized to that shit by now.

I know all the citizens of the empires LOVE the drama going on, The people of Glimmer Grove? That love triangle... A pirate and a witch fighting for the heart of their princess? Hoo-boy the gossip, the ship-wars were more like riots. People drew fanart and stuck it on the castle wall. All the people ooo'd like children when Katherine left to trade with either of them. Chromia citizens? Everything Scott does Literally anything this man says or does could be used as gossip fuel. Not to mention his "thing" with the sheriff, or Sausage. Dawn? Where the fuck does the princess go? Like actually, she runs the kingdom and all but she disappears for weeks at a time. It's getting really concerning. Animalia? Rumors of a shrine for the sheriff underneath the town, and the slavery allegations. Oh and mayor Lizzie is probably corrupt, but other than that she's fine. Gobland? Sheriff, again and what was with the bard the was in the cage, and also the deep dark, why has no-one done anything on the deep dark right next to them? Stratos? Sausage and the Sheriff, also Joel not being tall Sanctuary Like Scott, everything Sausage does is great gossip fuel. Also seeing their patron goddess just walk about, and the evil king, and the evil version of their leader, and what happened to Witch Shelby that one time? Cogsmead? Yeah no Head architect Symmetry definitely kills people and has amnesia. Tumble Town? Sheriff Jimmy has a thing with Scott and the toy allegations, and the corrupt allegations. Eversea pirates? Yeah their captain got his ass whooped by the witch, over a girl, he's still mad about it.

(not counting Oli or Pix's empires cause they aren't technically empires)