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nero-neptune · 10 months

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NORTHERN EXPOSURE 2.01 “Goodbye to All That”

“What’s it gonna be, Joel? We’re pushing thirty. Thirty. We’ve tried therapy, and you know what the scariest part is? We’re getting weaker. We keep going like this, we’re headed straight for a full-tilt, no-holds-barred, complete mental disintegration nervous breakdown by the time we hit forty. Forty.”

#northern exposure #northernexposureedit #noexedit #grandmastv #uservintage #userbbelcher #userrobin #userstream #cinemapix #usertelevision #rob morrow #janine turner #elaine miles #cynthia geary #john corbett #grant gelt #myedit

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augustheart · 6 months

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grant morrison has written some of the most undeniably racist comics i have ever read. they have also written some incredible antisemitism and some utterly astounding transmisogyny which often intersects with the racism. i cannot stress enough how unpleasant some of these things are to read. it is not the first time i've made a post like this but i keep seeing people talk about how groundbreaking their work is in terms of gender identity and representation in comics. and that may be true to you, but you cannot get mad at people for being justifiably uncomfortable at the constant worship and praise of a person who wrote a comic where the only two black characters are codenamed "boy" and "jim crow" and one of the first villains is a short fat balding man named gelt who is sacrificing british children to an insectoid overlord. not even getting into the transmisogynistic violence they like to inflate their stories with, which tends to be incredibly racialized. sorry. not your call to make people feel like they have to accept that.

#racism /#antiblack racism /#antiblackness /#antisemitism /

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jenna-routenberg · 1 year

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Also New Seasons has gelt in the bill section. Granted, it had been a long day, but I fkn lost it. I had to make several casual trips around the section to get the pic bc there was a batty old lady in a beret bagging up three individual red hots and two chocolate malt balls (separately) and tbh I can’t imagine she was the craziest customer that store had seen today https://www.instagram.com/p/CmdQlXzLQDmfdiKcs36vFm7kEL8lb4GVxSNFTc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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silverjetsystm · 1 year

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“You didn’t need to bring anything tonight, but thank you.”

"Never let it be known that ol Lockley came without a gift for the host," the cabbie said, flat cap tugged against the cold, workcoat and gloved hands gripping a repurposed milk crate laden with goodies. "Wasn't sure if you're a red or a white type of guy, so I brought both." Two bottles from Grant's wine cellar where the old, expensive stash was stored at perfect temperature.

He wasn't going to tell Svya nor Grant that. Grant would find out in his own good time and kvetch.

Tucked snuggly in the crate was the antique brass menorah he grew up with - lions holding the stone tablets, candles, couple of wooden dreidels, D20 dreidels, gelt, and a citrus and cranberry salad. Okay, the last part was also Grant's idea. Already was going to be a greasefest and they weren't hosting.

"Thanks for inviting me. Chanukkah Sameach."

#nahkess #asked and answered #lockley | mild mannered cabbie

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airlineafricanexpress · 1 year

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Airline African Express

1. About African Express

African Express Airways, a Kenyan short-haul airline, was founded in 1986. Privately owned, the airline predominantly serves business and leisure passengers and is based in Jomo Kenyatta International Airport.

2. African Express Reservations

a.African Express Booking Numbers

Mobile: +254-713-806777

3. African Express Facilities

Relax, take in the wonderful cuisine offered on the flight and relax in your chair. You can enjoy an easy snack, a refreshing drink or a full meal aboard. Our skilled team will prepare tasty meals that will delight your palate and compliment your travel experience. Wherever you're traveling, convenience and variety are essential to us. You can purchase juice, soda or other non-alcoholic beverages at no charge.

4. African Express Popular Destinations and Hubs

African Express Airways fly from:

Egypt (Cairo)

Kenya (Nairobi; Wajir; Mmbassa; Eldoret; Kisumu)

Somalia (Bosaso; Galkaiyo; Mogadishu; Adado; Abudwak; Guriel; Beletwyne; Baidoa; Dolo; Kismayo)

Somaliland (Berbera; Hargeisa)

United Arab Emirates (Dubai; Sharjah)

Yemen (Aden; Mulkalla; Seiyun)

Bahrain (Manama)

Uganda (Entebbe)

Hub

Jomo Kenyatta International Airport

Jomo Kenyatta International Airport in Nairobi, Kenya is the central airport of African Express Airways. Jomo Kenyatta was the airport's founder president and prime minister. The airport is the busiest in Africa and hosts more than 7 million passengers every year. Terminal 1 is one runway that has two terminal buildings. However, it can be divided into multiple zones.

Jomo Kenyatta International is the hub for African Express Airways. It also houses fly540 as well as Jambo jet.

5. African Express Check-in and Boarding Pass

Check-in

Check-in online is not available for South African Express flights. But passengers can check in through self-check-in kiosks at the airport.

Airport Check In

South African Express passengers must arrive no less than two hours before the departure time of their regional flight to ensure check-in. Domestic flight passengers must arrive at least one and half hours before the departure time. Check-in for domestic flights closes 30 minutes prior to departure, and is 50 minutes earlier to departure for regional flights.

6. African Express Policies

a. Baggage Policy and Fees

Carry-on Baggage

South African Express allows passengers to carry a single handbag that weighs up to 7 kg. The length of the item is not more than 115 cm.

Checked Baggage

South African Express passengers can carry 20 kg of baggage, 20 kg children's baggage and 10 kg infants. Anything that is over 32 kg isn't allowed to be transported. Life Plat, Plat Pelt and Gelt passengers have a maximum 30 kg allowance for checked baggage. Silva passengers can carry 10 kg.

b. Pet Policy

The dimensions of the cage need to not exceed 1 m x 1 m. Likewise, the maximum weight must not exceed 23 kg. The cage must be able to carry cargo that are larger than the specified dimensions. Your pet must bring their original vaccinations and rabies certificate to check in.

In any kind of travel type the cost of an extra charge of ZAR 300 plus VAT is due. To allow for adequate processing time, check-in needs to be completed at least 90 minutes before departure.

This is applicable to animals, dogs, and cats. Snakes aren't permitted.

In the course of orientation and training process, guide dog trainers will be granted the right to transport the dog via cabin.

Additional charges for baggage will be incurred for the dog and container. They are not included in your free baggage allowance.

c. Refund and Cancellation Policy

South African Express is a major airline that offers a variety of domestic and international flights.

You may cancel your South African Express flight by calling South African Express cancellations.

Cancellation within 24 Hours Policy (Depends on the country of origin and airline)

South African Express has a 24-hour cancellation policy to meet the customers' requirements. South African Express provides more flexibility and advantages for customers when reservations are made.

South African Express offers a 24-hour cancellation policy, which allows passengers to cancel any South African Express flight within 24 hrs. If the reservation is completed more than a week before the date of flight's departure time, South African Express will refund the entire cost of your ticket. South African Express has the option of cancelling any South African Express flight within 24 hours.

The data is gathered from various sources. Airlinesmap.com might not promise any changes in policy from South African Express. For more information, please contact South African Express directly at the official phone number.

If you book tickets in the United States, a 24-hour cancellation policy may apply. The Airlines Reporting Corporation (ARC) is a proponent of a 24-hour cancellation policy for the United States.

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i-finally-watched-it · 3 years

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The Sandlot (1993)

dir. David Mickey Evans

In the summer of 1962, a new kid in town is taken under the wing of a young baseball prodigy and his rowdy team, resulting in many adventures. (via IMDb)

Highlight/s: Smalls is adorable 😭; the performances!

Lowlight/s: Unnecessary arse shot of a woman crossing the road, being ogled by CHILDREN; then Squints later tricking her into giving him mouth to mouth at the pool so he could forcibly kiss her - at least it wasn't just brushed of as some harmless "boys will be boys" BS though! (well, sort of); buuuut then they ended up getting married & having NINE KIDS when Squints finished school apparently?? ..ew.

Will I watch it again? Maybe. I think this is one of those movies that's kind of hard to really get into if you're watching it for the first time as an adult. I know that if I'd seen this when I was a kid, I would've loved it, the way I love Honey I Shrunk The Kids and Hallmark's Alice in Wonderland, and I would've been watching it regularly for that sweet nostalgia hit 😂

Rating: 👍🏻

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songgbird · 2 years

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Remembrance

As with romance, I’ve never really written angst so hopefully(?) this is okay! This is for the seventh prompt in the KOTLC Hanukkah Week. TW: Food, fire

“Hey, what’s wrong?” Amy asks, coming to sit besides Sophie. They’re on the stairs outside Havenfield. Snow falls around them.

Sophie traces a path across a thin layer of frost on one of the steps. “Just… remembering.”

Amy kicks vyr feet. It’s the little things like this that remind Sophie that ve’s still a kid—older than when she last lived with vem, but a kid nonetheless. It reminds her that Sophie’s still a kid, too. “About our parents?” Amy asks, voice just above a whisper.

Sophie nods. She stares out, watching the snow continually tumble through the sky. Out of the corner of her eye, she can see Amy’s concerned face watching her.

“I miss them.”

“I get it,” Amy replies. Ve might not understand perfectly, but it’s not hard to imagine how devastated ve’d be if vyr loved ones didn’t remember vem anymore. “D’you wanna talk about it?”

Sophie doesn’t say anything for a moment. “I’m not sure,” she admits, putting her chin in her hands and resting her elbows on her legs.

Amy hums. “I remember this one time, you were lighting the candles, and your hair almost caught on fire ‘cause Marty jumped onto the counter and nearly knocked over the entire menorah.”

Sophie laughs softly. “I could hear everyone’s internal screaming as I tried to get everything back under control. Definitely made it harder, but it was funny hearing Mom and Dad go through as many swear words as were possible in under ten seconds.”

“I’d bet,” Amy replies. Ve’s smiling now.

“Every time we played dreidel, you’d try to cheat,” Sophie recalls, looking less gloomy. “We let you get away with it most of the time, even when you were stealing gelt right out in the open.”

“My younger self wasn’t the best at subtlety,” Amy says. “Though, even without the cheating, I could’ve beaten you.”

“You wish,” Sophie counters. The two laugh together, and it feels like a weight’s being slowly lifted off of Sophie’s chest. It doesn’t make her feel any lighter, necessarily, but it does seem like she can smile a bit easier now.

“Remember when we tried to make sufganiyot by ourselves?” Amy asks once their giggling has died down.

“And they ended up all burnt, because we lost track of time and they overfried?” Sophie finishes, sitting back and placing her hands behind her.

“Mom tried one, I think. Her face was perfect.”

“We’ll have to try that recipe again. We never got to make them a second time, because…” Sophie trails off. That Hanukkah was the last they’d spent together before she’d been whisked off to the elven world.

“Aw, you’re sad again,” Amy says, standing up and shrugging vyr coat tighter around vemself. “C’mon, let’s go inside and steal everyone’s gelt. It’s too cold out here anyways.”

Sophie follows her sibling’s lead and stands. “That sounds good.”

That night, Sophie sits in her room, turning a photograph around in her hands over and over again. It’s a family picture. The Fosters sit, smiling, beside a menorah. Five of the candles are lit. Sophie looks happy in the picture. Amy does, too.

Some things can never go back to the way they were, Sophie thinks. The weight that’d settled in her chest doesn’t come back, but a sadness takes its place. She knows that five, ten years later, the ache may die down, but it’ll still be there, leaving her yearning for things once taken for granted.

Sophie stares at the photo for a while after. She doesn’t get much sleep that night.

#kotlc #kotlc hanukkah week #sophie foster #amy foster #fanfiction #hope this is sufficiently angsty enough adiusahduiash

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seasonsofeverlark · 3 years

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Menorah Lights, Blessing of Life

Author: @alliswell21

Prompt: I would LOVE to see some Everlark Hanukkah fluff there’s way to little out there right now. [submitted by anonymous]

Rating: T - for non-explicit: adult situations, childbirth description, and breastfeeding.

Canon typical violence. Vague reference to a war zone/conflict.

This work contains religious and cultural imagery and traditions. There’s also some use of the Yiddish language, as well as some Hebrew. There will be a glossary and more in-depth commentary at the end of the fic, when this piece gets cross posted to AO3 in a few days. Peeta makes a quick reference to 1 Samuel 1:27 towards the end part of the fic.

Author’s Note: Thank you, Anon, for this prompt. I have to be honest, and disclose I’ve never witnessed a Hanukkah celebration personally, and most of the events depicted in this story concerning the festival is a product of hours of research. I apologize for any inaccuracies or if I’ve inadvertently misrepresented any cultural or religious aspect of the holiday.

Extensive thanks to @rosefyrefyre, who was kind enough to beta read, spell check my Hebrew, direct me to some great sites to aid my research, and serve as the best resource for Judaism accuracy I could’ve asked for! Rose, I always learn something from my interactions with you. I’m grateful for your willingness to share your knowledge.

***Hannah: Hebrew origin. Means: ‘grace’/‘favor’; attributed meaning: ‘He (God) has favoured me with a child’.***

Happy Hanukkah to those celebrating the holiday!

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The house is reverently quiet, despite being crammed to the gills with all our family and friends.

Peeta checks his watch nervously for the fifth time in ten minutes. He’s so rigid, I know his leg will bother him so much tonight, he’ll take hours to fall asleep.

I smile at him, making a mental note to warm some lavender infused oils to massage the stump of his leg. It’s the least I can do for my husband.

Peeta lost his lower leg protecting me from shrapnel during an attack while deployed to the Middle East some 16 years ago. I was rendered deaf in my left ear on the same attack…we are a perfect match, my husband and I; he has to wear a prosthetic leg to get around, I have to wear a hearing aid, and that doesn’t even begin to cover the burn marks and other scars we sustained in the service.

“I think we should…” he says quietly, motioning to the small table we placed by the window earlier.

I turn to my cousin, Johanna, and nod.

Jo winks at Peeta and shuts the lights off, while I pull back the curtains from the windows and tie them up, revealing a waning sunset over the rooftops of our neighborhood.

Peeta stands a pace behind me, transfixed by the slim line of flaming orange in the horizon being swallowed by deep purples and indigos of the falling night. It’s Peeta’s favorite color.

“Almost time, Katniss!” he whispers, giddy, placing a match box on the table at the foot of the menorah.

There’s a soft buzz behind us, which means everybody is shuffling closer to the window. Outside, the world is busy with cars driving by, splashing the dirty slosh of melted snow accumulated on the ground from days ago; a dog barks somewhere in the distance, and a couple of people hustle home; but the thing that really catches my eyes, is that in a few houses down the street, candlelights start to flicker to life on windows and front porches, announcing the start of Hanukkah.

“Should—should we do it?” Peeta asks leaning closer to the window pane, clearly seeing the other houses already lighting their candles.

“There’s still a sliver of sun. They just can’t see it because they’re facing our way, against it.” I mutter back.

This is Peeta’s first Hanukkah as a host, so he’s a little eager. In fact, my beautiful husband was beside himself when everything fell into place for us to host tonight’s celebration. If he could’ve gotten his way, we’d have everyone over to light the menorah the whole eight days of the festival. But, we are expecting the arrival of our very own little miracle any day now, so hosting the first day was a very generous compromise with our family.

The thought warms me inside, and I caress my protruding stomach absentmindedly, staring at the darkening sky.

The sun finally sinks. “Now!” I grin at my other half.

Peeta grins back, handing me the candles. Two of them, to be precise; long and blue. If my Tatte —my father— were here, he would’ve insisted we used olive oil and wicks instead, but it’s only Peeta’s first Hanukkah leading, and he’s so nervous about the whole thing already…candles are perfectly acceptable.

First, I place the shamash— “Shamash means helper candle, Katniss,” Tatte would explain— in the middle peg of our menorah, so it sits higher than the rest. Then, I place the one other candle in the rightmost holder, to signify today is the first night of the Festival of Lights.

Peeta passes me the matches, and I light the shamash. I smile at him, encouragingly, and mouth the words: “Your turn,”

He takes a deep breath, wiggling his fingers at his sides, and then starts reciting the first blessing: “Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu melech ha-olam, Asher kid-shanu bi-mitzvo-tav vi-tzee-vanu, Li-had-leek ner shel Chanukah.”

His Hebrew isn’t perfect, but he recites the whole prayer exactly as we practiced.

My mother, who’s standing with Peeta’s family, translates quietly, to not disrupt too much, “Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the universe, who has sanctified us with His commandments, and commanded us to kindle the Chanukah light.”

Peeta waits a moment, and then recites the second prayer: “Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu melech ha-olam, Shi-asa nee-seem la-avo-teinu, Ba-ya-meem ha-haim baz-man ha-zeh.”

Again, my mother translates, “Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the universe, who performed miracles for our forefathers in those days, at this time.”

Peeta’s blue eyes shine joyfully in the dim of night.

“Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu melech ha-olam, Sheh-he-che-yanu vi-kee-yimanu vi-hee-gee-yanu laz-man ha-zeh.”

He finishes the third blessing, which we only say on the first night, with utmost reverence, and holds my gaze for only a second.

My mother translates this prayer as well, “Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the universe, who has granted us life, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this occasion.” She explains this one we only say once, during the first day, but the first two, we recite every night.

I take the shamash from its holder and tip the flame into the wick of today’s candle, so it starts the mitzvah of the night. After the light has been kindled, we —the ones in attendance who speak Hebrew— sing Ha-nerot Halalu together.

When we finish, my sister, Primrose, starts singing Maoz Tzur, and Peeta turns puppy-dog eyes on me, because he loves my singing.

I chuckle ruefully before opening my mouth and letting the lyrics spill like second nature. The rest of the attendees join in singing, and suddenly everyone is participating in some way. When the song ends, another one starts, and the atmosphere grows animated and joyful the longer it goes. As it should!

Peeta’s brothers came with their families, so he goes to them to chat. My mother has been sitting with them, explaining the proceedings, since it’s the first time they’ve joined us for Hanukkah.

The candlelight flickers from the menorah, the only light in the room, just as we finish another song, and then Uncle Haymitch staggers into the middle of the floor, shoving his hands into his pockets. The children peer up with interest, because most of them have known Haymitch long enough to guess what’s to come.

Haymitch moves his arms just a fraction, and all the kids slip out of their seats like an exhale, and then, the paunchy, ol’ grump is throwing small, shiny, gold disks up towards the ceiling, crowing: “Gelt! Gelt! Gelt for everyone!”

“I think he believes he’s some kinda middle-aged, Jewish Oprah!” Blight, Johanna’s husband, cackles somewhere behind me, as the children descend like locusts on the chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil scattered all over the room.

Peeta encourages his younger nephews to get in on the fun.

Between all three of our siblings, Peeta and I have seven nephews— two of them are teenagers— and one niece.

The adults shake their heads and smile from the sidelines, watching the children in merriment.

When all the gelt has been collected from the floor, Peeta asks the children if they would rather: eat, play dreidel, or hear a story. Since the oldest child in attendance is 8½, the kids settle on a story pretty quick.

I sink into the cushions of our plushest chair to watch my husband corral the little ones onto the rug for their story; one of my hands rests lazily on my heavily pregnant belly, while I hold a half eaten sugar cookie in the other one.

“So…who can tell me what we’re celebrating for the next eight days?” Peeta starts.

There’s a soft chorus of kiddy voices calling “Hanukkah!”

“That is right!” Peeta agrees, his eyes are wide, excited, merry, “and Hanukkah is a very important party, because it reminds us of the Miracle of Lights and the victory of the Sons of Israel over the mean ol’ gentiles—“

“Mamme says gentiles aren’t ‘all’ bad!” cries out Bekka, Johanna and Blight’s little girl, who looks like a carbon copy of her mother, except with long, wavy hair.

“Um…you’re right, I should’ve said ‘Greek invaders’ instead of gentiles…my bad—”

“Uncle Peeta…” one of our nephews— on Peeta’s side— blinks owlishly at him, “What’s a gentile?”

“Non-Jewish people,” says Asher, one of Prim’s twins.

“Oh…like Muggles are non-magic folk?” asks another of the Mellark boys.

“I guess so,” answers the other twin, Aspen.

“I don’t think we are Jewish,” comments one of Peeta’s nephews, turning inquisitive blue eyes to my husband and then to his own parents, “Are we?”

“No, buddy, you aren’t a Jew—“

“Uncle Haymitch says gentiles are helpless,” interrupts Aspen, shaking his head sadly, “He says the goyish thing gentiles do is putting mayo in their pastrami sammiches! So, if neither of you don’t put mayo in your pastrami, then you’re alright. You’re mishpachah, Bran!”

“Um…what does that mean?” asks Bran.

“We’re your mishpachah, right, Mamme?” inquires Asher.

“It means ‘family’,” explains Prim, making the Mellark boys look relieved, and even proud.

“Are you a gentile too, Uncle Peeta?” asks Asher, “Uncle Haymitch says you used to be his favorite Shabbos Goy of all times before you married Auntie Katniss.”

I almost choke on my cookie.

Peeta wheezes out a tiny chuckle, but is interrupted by my enraged sister.

“Boys!” Prim rushes from her chair, her daughter half asleep in her lap; she dumps the toddler into her husband’s arms to stand in front of the twins with her hands on her hips. “That is not nice! What have I said about repeating all the mishegas Uncle Haymitch says?”

“Not to…” the twins mumble contritely.

“Oy! I’m sitting right here, Sunshine!” Haymitch calls out. “Plus, kinder wisdom,” he pronounces it the Yiddish way, like the start of kindergarten, “it’s still wisdom!”

The twins are 7, but they can be a menace and clever to boot.

Haymitch continues, “Everybody knows the Boy used to be pretty helpful back in the day. I was almost sad when Sweetheart finally snatched him up, despite it being the smartest thing she’s ever done,”

“Haymitch…” I ground a low warning.

It’s a well known fact I kept digging my heels in against Peeta’s subtle advances for years, despite having feelings for him myself; I’m grateful my beautiful husband persevered though, because looking at him now, I can confidently say that our marriage, our family, would’ve happened anyway, despite my deep seated fears, the physical and mental toll being in a war zone took on us both, and all the heartbreak in between…

Unlike my mother, Peeta did not convert to Judaism in order to marry me. He did that on his own, way before I agreed to make our odd relationship official. I tried to persuade him from converting though— he does love Christmas and bacon— but again, he was committed to our faith with an iron will only the grave can quell.

“Eh!” Haymitch waves me off, “Nobody can win with you girls. Not even kvelling about one of your husbands!”

I sink deeper into my chair, sufficiently mollified. The old man can gush all about Peeta all he wants, as long as he doesn’t comment on me.

But Haymitch has a big mouth; he used to give me a hard time for my apparent ‘prickly personality’, often telling me I was so surly, I was practically gornisht helfn—beyond help—and once, he even said, I was as charming as a slug. I retorted he was probably looking at a mirror, and that was the end of that.

When Peeta started hinting at wanting more out of the casual arrangement we’ve had since the Army, and to my chagrin, two more suitors sprung out of nowhere, Haymitch had the gall to tell me that before Peeta, I was as romantic as dirt. Peeta gave him an earful for that one, though. It was glorious seeing Haymitch properly chastised by his favorite Shabbos Goy.

I giggle at the memory.

I finally relented a couple of years ago, letting my fears go. Haymitch was the first to congratulate me when I announced I was dating Peeta, like a normal couple. My uncle fixed me with a stare that said he expected me to really try, because this boy was a true catch, or as he called him then, “a mensch if he ever saw one.”

I happen to agree.

I sigh, massaging my ribs where the baby is digging its tuchis in.

Haymitch gets away with a great deal of things on the simple account that he was the only person who actually accepted, and welcomed our mother into our family, when she married our father. Everyone else called her an opinionated shiksa behind my parents’ backs, probably thanks to my Bubbe…dear old Grandma really disliked the idea of my father marrying a gentile girl, despite being clear as day how much they loved each other.

My sister glares at Haymitch too, then turns to her sons, “It’s the first day of Chanukah, nu?” The boys nod in affirmative, “Then be good, so Uncle Peeta can finish the story—“

“But, Mamme…we know the story!”

Prim gives them The Look and shuts them up right away. “Bannock, Graham, and Bran don’t know the story. They’re our guests, and we are called to be hospitable to everyone, right?”

I stare at Prim with mild amusement. She’s such a MOM!

“Yes, Mamme.”

I wonder if I’ll be able to master ‘the stare’ as well as my baby sister has?

Prim told me once, that everything she knows about mothering, she learned from the years in which I took care of her, after our father died, and our mother fell into a debilitating depression that almost killed us all from starvation and hebetude.

I have mixed feelings about that assessment, first, because: At first I was just trying to keep our situation hidden from others, so I made sure Prim and I were clean and presentable for school, that all homework was made on time, that we studied our Torah lessons, and that we attended Hebrew school without missing a class. I made sure Prim ate at least once a day, even if that meant I went without.

There were things I couldn’t provide for my sister, simply because I didn’t know how, and when the pantry was empty, I started secretly raiding the trash containers behind the stores in our neighborhood.

I was 11 then.

That’s when the first and only interaction with Peeta— or as I knew him then: the baker’s son— occurred before the Army.

Peeta had been watching me steadily lose weight and figured something wasn’t right. Then he saw how I dove out of his folks’ bakery’s garbage container and emerged empty handed, because trash had already been collected.

Instead of sneering, bullying me or calling the police, Peeta gave me two, fresh loaves of bread— the chiefest of foods in our culture— and thanks to his generosity, I figured out how to keep Prim, mother and myself fed when money was tight, hunting squirrels and little birds, long enough for my mother to find the strength to get the help she needed to get better.

Secondly, in my adult life, I’ve learned to appreciate our mother’s position. She had a really hard time with life in general. Her family turned their back on her when she converted to Judaism, yet people in our community mistrusted her because of my grandma’s own prejudice, the fact that my mother was a nurse and every now and then her hospital wouldn’t (or couldn’t) honor her religious freedom to observe the Shabbat didn’t help her case. People started trusting her after they saw her care for the sick in the community, often paying from her own pocket for their treatments.

Peeta never struggled fitting in with my family. Then again, he’s so sweet and friendly with anyone, always so happy and ready to lend a hand…why everyone in our community loves him, and welcomed him with open arms as one of us. Sometimes it’s almost impossible to picture my loving, sweet husband as a seasoned Army veteran, who’s seen his share of destruction and death…then again, maybe it is because he’s seen humanity at its worst that he makes the extra effort to stay a pacifist and he chooses to show The Lord’s love unto others.

“Sorry, Peeta, please continue with the story. You’re doing a lovely job!” says my sister.

I chance a glance at my husband, and see the mirth in his bright, blue eyes.

“Thank you Prim,” he says, turning back to the boys, with wonder in his voice. “But, I was thinking, and this might be the best idea I ever had! What if we let the boys tell the story of Hanukkah tonight, since it’s true, they know it better than I do? They are incredibly smart young men!”

“Avadeh!” exclaims Haymitch from his spot.

The twins wiggle with excitement, and both of them turn eager, hazel eyes to their mother, seeking approval.

Prim takes a deep breath and nods.

Both boys turn their bronze haired heads back to Peeta, enthusiastically.

“Alright, go on then, tells us what happened!” Peeta encourages.

Asher starts, “The brave heroes, called the Maccabees, kicked out the Greek gentiles that wanted to make the people of Israel pray to their gentile gods! Then the priests came to ‘re-medicate’ the Holy Temple—“

“Rededicate!” Thom, Prim’s husband, corrects from the back of the room, but the boys are on a roll now.

“‘Redadecate’ the Holy Temple, by lighting the menorah. So, they looked all over the place, but found only one jar of ‘puridified’ oil—“

“Purified!”

“Yes, what Tatte said! They only found enough of the good oil, to light the menorah for one day!”

Asher pauses for effect, while all the adults react to the suspense accordingly, gasping and murmuring.

Aspen continues the narration after a second.

“At first, the priests thought: oh no! We don’t want to light the menorah for only one day, it needs to burn all the time to clean all the filth the Greeks left behind, so we can praise Adonai again!”

Hushed voices comment their approval.

The other twin picks up the story. “But they decided, that even one day, was better than none at all, so they used that little bit of oil, and fired up the lamp, and the lights burned for eight times straight!”

“Eight days…” corrects Thom.

“Eight days straight!”

“It was a miracle!”

Everyone claps, excitedly.

“The priests had time to…” Asher cranes his neck, seeking his father in the crowded living room, and then smiles, enunciating his word with precision, “‘purify’ more olive oil, to add to the menorah from then on!”

“That’s why we celebrate Hanukkah every year! To remember how our people defended their freedom,”

“And won back the Holy Temple,”

“And The Lord accepted their effort with a miracle of lights!”

The whole room erupts in cheers and song. Everybody hugs each other in celebration.

After a moment, our auntie Effie calls out, “Oh what wonderful storytelling, Tattelles!” She rushes over to the twins and smacks loud, wet kisses, on both of the boys’ cheeks, leaving red lipstick all over their wincing faces.

The twins wipe their cheeks with the backs of their hands, and Prim just sighs, hugging her sons to her chest. “Well done, Asher. Well done, Aspen.”

Peeta pats them both on the head, and ever the attentive host, directs everyone to help themselves to the many treats he made.

“Is everything fried?” asks one of Peeta’s sisters-in-law.

“For the most part,” I hear my mother say, fondly. “To commemorate the miracle of the oil, traditionally, Hanukkah food is fried.” She explains, patiently. “Everything is delicious, and Peeta and Katniss made quite the spread.”

My mother busies herself, setting up a stack of napkins on the table where we placed all the food; she then serves latkes to the Mellarks.

Haymitch grabs her hand and pulls her to sit by me. “Come rest, sit with your daughter, enjoy the lights. I’ll shmooze the bakers now, nu!”

My mother comes to sit next to me. She smiles tiredly, “How are you feeling, zeeskeit?”

I grin, she’s using the same term of endearment Tatte used to call us. It means ‘sweetheart’.

“I’m alright. Just a little tired. My back is killing me and I think I have gas, ‘cause my belly keeps rumbling and tensing up.”

My mother arches a dark blonde eyebrow, “Maybe the baby is on the way?”

“I suppose that could be a possibility,” I shrug. I’m 6 days shy of my due date, but the doctor says I’m healthy, and he expects no complications, whatsoever, plus first time mothers can be early.

Thom brings out a dreidel to play with the children.

My toddler niece rubs her eyes grumpily— she’s got gray eyes, like my father did. Like mine. Mother and Prim are blonde and blue eyed, but I favored my father in appearance…I wonder who my child will like? I hope it’s a little of both Peeta and I— the girl clings to her father’s arm, watching her brothers and cousins spin the top, suspiciously. Once she realizes gelt is involved in the game, she perks up a little, and tries to spin the dreidel to mixed results.

Everyone sits around the children, eating latkes dipped in applesauce or sour cream; Peeta decided not to serve any meat tonight, so we could eat dairy products. Effie is dipping hers in salsa…what an odd woman!

Johanna is eating an entire block of cheese, noshing on it like a mouse.

Peeta brings me and my mother sufganiyot; he smiles sheepishly. “These were a hit.” He says, “they’ve already disappeared from the tray.”

I stare at him with wide eyes. “Why does that surprise you, babe? Your cooking is amazing!”

Peeta rubs the back of his head, bashful. “Eh, it would be embarrassing if the baker couldn’t handle jelly filled donuts, nu?” he whispers, kneeling in front of my chair.

“Nonsense,” I say equally quietly, “you are the most talented person I know.” I kiss him on the forehead, after pushing back the ashy waves of hair falling into his eyes.

I hope our child has wavy hair like Peeta does! Mine is boring…not so much the dark as ink color, but the way it’s so thick and straight, the only way to keep it up is in braid.

Peeta gazes at me with so much love, my heart skips a beat.

“Have I told you recently, just how grateful I am to have you as my wife, lover and partner in life?” He reaches up to caress my face, and suddenly the hubbub of the party fades, leaving us in a bubble of our own.

“I’m grateful too!” I say, curling my sugar coated fingers around his, cupping my cheek.

It’s a veritable miracle that Peeta and I are here today, married and with a child on the way.

We grew up in the same neighborhood, went to the same schools, and frequented the same places; yet, despite crossing each other’s paths often, and outside the lone time with the bread when we were eleven, we never truly interacted with each other until we found ourselves deployed to the same base overseas.

Peeta enlisted in the Army fresh out of high school. I enlisted much later, when it became glaringly obvious that if I was going to pursue any higher education, it would have to be paid for by the military, since every penny Mother and I made, went straight into Prim’s Med school fund.

Prim took a couple of breaks from school while building her family, but she’s a pediatrician now, beloved by her patients and their parents.

Thom is in the field as well, as a Physical Therapist. He was Peeta’s PT for a while; that’s how him and my sister met. They married years before we did.

Call it chance or providence, Peeta and I had no idea we were in the same camp, until our names got chosen for some grunt duty I can no longer remember. We recognized one another instantly, and became very close friends while in the service. Close enough to share cots and knock boots when the itch was too unbearable to ignore. We discovered we had more in common than just our hometown, and then…the worst day of our lives happened, cementing our dependence on the other, like only tragedy can.

While on a mission, our unit got attacked. Our Commander, a burly man named Boggs, called for extraction while we ran for cover from a volley of bullets raining on us. In the confusion, Boggs stepped on a landmine that blew off both his feet.

I rushed to him, pulling him back to safety. I didn’t think of the shrapnel flying everywhere, but Peeta— who had located me a second earlier— did. He made it to me somehow, and shielded my body with his own, earning a mangled leg full of lead for his troubles.

Boggs was beyond medical help; the poor man bled to death in my arms in the transport back to base. Peeta was badly hurt, losing blood quicker than anyone in the transport could stomach. I tried to help him as best I could, wishing I had my mother’s touch or Prim’s cleverness; I placed a tourniquet on Peeta’s thigh. It saved his life, but cost him his leg.

It wasn’t until we arrived back in camp, and the adrenaline and terror left my body, that I was able to feel my own wounds. I had second degree burns in several places of my body; the fire and heat miraculously spared my face. Then, I noticed the ringing in my left ear wouldn’t go away, and when it did, no other sounds came in.

I was honorably discharged for my damaged ear, but I requested to stay close to my buddy, Peeta Mellark, until he was stable enough to go back home. When questioned about this, I simply replied, “We protect each other. Is what we do.”

Peeta was discharged too shortly after. We got shipped back home to America together, which is how we’ve been ever since.

Peeta and I survived against the odds.

It took us months and lots of counseling to be able to sleep through the night without waking up screaming.

It took him years to convince me it was okay to let my guard down around my heart. I was always so scared I’d lose him to some unseen danger, and like my mother, fall into such a deep depression I could harm any potential children we had together, because in my heart of hearts I knew Peeta was it for me.

It took us five, ten, fifteen years to be where we are at, and that in itself is a miracle I’m grateful for.

“Peeta, darling, the candles are almost out,” says Effie, who apparently is eager to turn the lights back on.

“Alright, let’s see…” I stand up to check just how consumed those candles really are, and as soon as I do, my incompetent bladder releases all the pee I have in my body, and then some. “Feh!”

My mother gasps and pushes Peeta back, who was still kneeling close by. “Katniss, your water just broke!”

“What?! Already? Whatdowedo?!” Peeta is frantic, practically jogging in place, hands hovering uselessly around my belly.

Effie screeches in a very uncharacteristic fashion. “Oh! What a big, big, big day this is, darlings! Katniss, doll, you might get to hold your very own bundle of joy in your arms on the first day of Hanukkah! What a blessing!”

“Well, first things first,” says my mother, going into nurse mode. “Everyone, calm down! This child is not about to drop just yet. Second, Katniss needs to get out of these clothes and into clean ones. Then we need to get you packed and ready to go to the hospital. Peeta, dear, you need to call the doctor, and let them know your wife’s water broke, and you’re heading to the hospital soon.”

“Okay! Yeah…on it!” says Peeta chewing nervously on his lower lip.

He reluctantly steps aside to make the call. By then, my sister is moving people around to get me through the room.

Delly, Peeta’s sister-in-law, comes from who-knows-where with an armful of towels to mop up the floor.

“Thank you,” I offer embarrassedly.

Delly waves me off, “Oh no, honey, don’t you worry about it. I know how these things go. You have more important stuff to think of right now. We will clean this place up, and probably call on grandma and grandpa Mellark, to let them know.”

I give her a hug, because she’s the nicest person I know, and barely hold back an ugly sob.

Peeta comes back from calling the doctor just as my mother is helping me into a pair of baggy sweatpants. Prim’s going through my bag triple checking what I packed, despite my protests that both Peeta and I have been checking on it every day for the last week.

“Everything is ready, Katniss. The doctor is on the way to the hospital. There’s a triage nurse already waiting for you, our paperwork is being processed as we speak, so all we have to do is sign it when we arrive, and Effie and Haymitch are taking over hosting duties from us.”

“Oh great!” I sigh, “you can say goodbye to all the wine in the house if those two are in charge,”

“Is that sarcasm I detect? That means the contractions aren’t even painful yet…” says Prim dryly. Then she and my mother giggle.

I glare at them, rubbing the back of my hips, my bones back there kind of burn.

Peeta seems confused and wisely keeps his mouth shut. He grabs the hospital bag I packed for me and the baby, a week ago, and shoulders a backpack for himself, he packed almost a month ago.

My mother rides with us to the hospital, and since everyone knows her and my sister there, I get extra pampered by the nursing staff.

My obstetrician, Dr. Aurelius, checks on me as soon as I’m put in the hospital gown; he’s a little concerned about my blood pressure, so the nurses keep an even closer eye on me. At 32 I’m not at any greater risk of things going wrong than any other mother-to-be, but this is my first child, so I endure their over prodding gratefully.

Labor itself goes quickly, only a couple of hours from the water breaking to the crowning. Peeta holds my hand through it all; he tends to me lovingly, feeding me ice chips, blotting sweat from my face and neck, whispering sweet nothings and encouragement into my ear, and when he’s not talking to me or the medical staff, he prays.

After surviving a war zone, second degree burns and a few broken bones, I think that giving birth is perhaps the least painful experience of all. Not in the literal sense of course— giving birth physically hurts like a mother!— but in the psychological-emotional sense. I’m going through this trial for love, with the expectation of meeting someone amazing in the end.

But when it’s time to push, a fear older than time itself chokes me up. “I can’t do this! Let the baby stay in my belly…I can keep the child safe here, please!”

“Sweetheart, look at me,” says Peeta cupping my face in his hands, “You are the bravest, most selfless person I know. I’m not denying how scary this is, bringing an innocent into the world, but you’re not alone…we have each other, and we will face this fear like we’ve faced any other fear, and we’ll beat it into dust!”

“Together?” My voice wavers.

“Together!” he vows.

“Katniss…the baby’s crowning,” says Dr. Aurelius, “This is it! On your next contraction, I need you to push real hard, alright?”

I nod, exhausted; Peeta squeezes my hand in his, and I squeeze right back.

“Here it comes!” I bear down with all my might and growl all the breath out of my lungs, and suddenly, the best sound in the world fills the delivery room: the meowling of my newborn reaches my ears.

“It’s a girl!” calls the doctor from between the stirrups holding my legs up.

The man holds the screeching child up, so we can see her, and my whole world shrinks to her tiny shape.

Peeta is crying.

I’m crying too!

My mother is somewhere in the background singing something I can’t quite catch, and everyone around is bustling to get my brand new baby girl cleaned up and measured. Then finally she’s placed on my chest, and my husband and I can’t stop staring and caressing her.

“Shalom, sheifale,” I sigh in contentment, kissing my baby’s forehead.

“Welcome, little one!” Peeta murmurs. Our daughter wraps her whole hand around her father’s index finger and holds fast to it.

Again, it feels like we are in this hermetic bubble, where only Peeta, myself, and now our newborn, exist. Meanwhile the doctor and nurses are still working on me, but that doesn’t matter. My family is finally whole, and that too is a miracle full of light!

“Mazel Tov, my dears!” says my mother, smiling at Peeta and me. “I’ll go tell the people in the waiting room the good news…do you have a name picked out already?” she asks tentatively, her face lit with happiness and relief.

“Hannah!” says Peeta right away. “For I prayed for this child, and the Lord has granted my plea.” Peeta’s eyes widen, then he looks down at me sheepishly, “unless, you have something else in mind?”

“No!” I laugh, “Hannah is perfect!” I hold the babe higher on my bosom, and tilt her head towards my mother, “Hannah, say hello to Bubbie Lily, she’s my Mamme, and I am yours!”

My mother giggles, “Happy birthday, Hannah Mellark, and happy Hanukkah, zeeskeit.” My mother leans closer, and gives Hannah’s head a peck. “Next time I see you, there will be others with me…your mishpachah, who are eager to meet you, sheifale!”

“We’re almost done here, and you can see some of your family. But be mindful of visiting hours!” says Dr. Aurelius, pushing back from the instrument table.

We all say our thanks to the staff, and my mother goes to talk to our family in the waiting room. Peeta’s led to the nursery, to give Hannah her first bath. Once the baby is dressed and swaddled into a hospital blanket, Peeta snaps a couple of pictures of her with his smart phone and sends it to everyone one we know. The caption reads: “Hannah Mellark, because G-d favored us with a child!”

The nurse helping Peeta, takes two of those thin hats they give all the newborns, and fashions it into a single hat with a big bow on the front. Our daughter’s head will be warm and stylish.

Back in the room, Hannah latches onto my breast easily enough, and to our surprise opens her eyes, to show deep blue peepers, like her father’s!

“Look, Daddy, she’s got your eyes!“ I exclaim.

“Can she call me Tatte?” Peeta asks quietly, as if asking permission.

I nod, “Hannah, your Tatte gives the best hugs in the world!”

The visitors file in. My mother-in-law falls in love with Hannah, her first and only granddaughter. Peeta’s father tears up a little bit, and hugs his son, kissing his temple. I’ve never seen the Mellarks so happy and moved. A baby would do that, I guess.

After our siblings come to visit, Effie and Haymitch make a quick appearance. Haymitch holds Hannah the longest; he sings her a song in Hebrew, then says a blessing over her.

Effie pulls Peeta aside, “What we discussed…” she says demurely, smiling softly, and hands him a bag.

Since she already gave us practically half of Buy Buy Baby at our shower, I have no idea what else she could’ve gotten, but my husband’s entire demeanor lights up like fireworks when he peeks in the bag. He hugs Effie and thanks her profusely.

I fall asleep after a while.

When I wake up again, the room’s mostly dark, except for a soft, flickering light.

Hannah is not in her bassinet, so I sit up with a start, only to find the most wonderful scene in front of me: Peeta’s holding the babe by the window looking down the road. The blinds are open, and on the sill sits a child size menorah. The shamash is lit, but the day one candle is not.

“Peeta?” I call softly.

My husband turns, smiling, “You’re awake! We didn’t want to disturb you. You had a hard, busy day, but…” he shrugs, “It’s Hannah’s first Hanukkah, and I figured you wouldn’t wanna miss it,”

No, I wouldn’t.

I get up, gingerly, and shuffle towards my family.

I cock my head and study the candelabra, which looks suspiciously like the kind business owners put in their offices along their Christmas trees and other wintry decor to show how inclusive they are. This one is smaller than regular menorahs, made of plastic, with a cord sticking from the side which is plugged into the wall besides the window. The flickering light I thought at first to be a real flame, is just a small bulb with a candlelight effect.

“Where did you get an electric menorah?” I ask skeptically.

“Effie,” my husband blushes. “She said it was okay, as long as we lit a kosher menorah, which we did at home,” he says a little defensively, with a lot of pleading generously sprinkled in between.

My father would’ve frowned at the decidedly un-kosher menorah.

Reading my expression, my sneaky husband harrumps, “This is a hospital, Katniss. I don’t think they’ll be thrilled to find there’s an open flame in a room housing a newborn, no matter what holiday you’re celebrating.”

I sigh. He’s right. Safety protocols should be observed, and we did light a traditional menorah already; plus, this one is practically a toy for the baby…technically a Hanukkah gift.

I relax my stance. I wasn’t aware that my shoulders were so tense during that exchange.

“Fine,” I acquiesce, “show me how does the thing work?”

Peeta grins, looking at ease holding our daughter in one arm like a pro. No wonder he’s always our nephews’ and niece’s favorite uncle.

He pulls a couple of bulbs from his pants pocket, and holds them on his palm for me to peruse. “All you do is screw these in the small sockets, just like placing the candles in a regular menorah. Then, you press this button, and it lights up!” He points at a small button at the base of the toy.

I nod, accepting his explanation.

Hannah wiggles a bit in her father’s arm, then makes an aggravated noise. Peeta adjusts the child against his chest, and looks at me, expectantly.

“Hannah’s waiting, and she’s probably getting hungry. I should know, I’m her Tatte!”

I snort a reluctant laugh. The man can drive me crazy, in an endearing sort of way. How can I deny my family anything?!

We say the blessings together, then Peeta whispers all the ceremonial rules on lighting the candles to our baby.

Hannah has her fist wrapped around his finger again, so he picks up the pretend shamash with the same hand, and touches the tip of the bulb into the opening, so— according to him— Hannah is lighting the day one candle herself…symbolically.

He screws the bulbs in their right places, and switches the candlelight on.

I must admit, it’s not as tacky as I feared it would be. I make a mental note to let Peeta know I’m glad he thought of this, later…probably tomorrow.

We sing quietly, not to disturb anyone else on our floor. After the ceremony of the candles is done, we hold onto each other, watching the flickering lights, while Peeta narrates the story of the Maccabees to Hannah.

Everything is quiet after that; Hannah fusses once, so I take her into my arms, and sing a lullaby.

Peeta has been staring at me all night like I hung the moon in the sky. He gazes at our daughter like she’s the most precious thing he’s ever seen, and I’m sure my eyes reflect the same feelings as his.

“I wish I could freeze this moment, right now, and live in it forever.”

I smile up at him, who in turn is gazing at our daughter and me with adoration; my heart fills to bursting!

“I do too!” I stand on tiptoes, and kiss his cheek. “Happy Hanukkah, Peeta. Happy Hanukkah, Hannah.”

“Same to you too, sweetheart, and thank you Lord, for blessing our family with the miracle of life.”

#everlark #everlark fanfiction #winter #winter 2020 #alliswell21 #submission #prompt

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victoriareyloficlists · 3 years

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27 February 2021 Additions to Reylo Work Environment

These fics have been added to the Work Environment list located here.

Boss/Employee Relationship

Gelt by RebelRebel (AO3 2018 Rated G Complete, One-Shot, Modern AU, Quick Synopsis: "I only need a few minutes of your time," she continued, voice faltering slightly under his gaze. "To discuss my proposal for the purchase and refurbishment of the Plutt Orphanage in Brooklyn Heights– " In which Rey works with Kylo Ren, Advocacy Director of the Organa Foundation, to spread a little Chrismukkah cheer.) what you take with you by irridesca (AO3 2021 Rated E Complete, 16 Chapters, Modern AU, Quick Synopsis: When Rey's former boss, heartless defense attorney Kylo Ren, is shot in the head, she's asked to return to her position as his assistant to oversee his recovery. The only problem? When he wakes up two days later, he has no idea who Kylo Ren is. According to him, his name is Ben Solo.)

Coworkers

Dark Carols by Nyx_Fedra (AO3 2018 Rated E Complete, 3 Chapters, Modern AU, Quick Synopsis: CW: Suicidal Ideation. Ben Solo wasn't liked around the office. He had outbursts of rage, and he was generally rather unpleasant, harsh, difficult to get along with. He seemed to despise others and to be disinterested in anything anyone talked to him about. Rey didn't like him very much, their few encounters had been difficult, some even shouting matches. To her eyes, he was spoiled, ungrateful of the privileges he’d been granted by life. He refused to join Resistance enterprise for a long time, working for Snoke instead, he was harsh with Leia and Han, hostile with Luke…It all changed two months before Christmas, when they entered Resistance enterprise headquarters to find Holdo dishevelled, alone when Leia never missed a day, and she informed them that Ben Solo had almost succeeded in committing suicide the night before. Rey’s world tilted upside down. ) Matching Set by DearDaaery (AO3 2018 Rated G Complete, One-Shot, Modern AU, Quick Synopsis: Professor Ben Solo has one ridiculous secret: he’s been in love with the mysterious painting of a girl named Kira for almost his entire life. Despite devoting his life to studying Art History, he hasn’t been able to uncover much information on the object of his affection. Will the young Ph.D student who resembles her be able to help?) Stone Hollow by violethoure666 (AO3 2018 Rated E Complete, One-Shot, Modern AU, Quick Synopsis: Ben and Rey have been tasked with convincing a very grumpy old man to let them use his private road for a bus route. They’re stuck in the middle of nowhere and there’s only one room at the inn *smirk emoji*)

#reylo #reylo fanfic

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augustheart · 1 month

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I'm sorry but your wrong about Morrison.

I understand some of the stuff they wrote may've been slightly problematic in execution but they are NOT racist. They are NOT misogynistic. They are NOT antisemitic. They NOT and NEVER have been a "fascist sympathizer", "Nazi sympathizer" or a "white power Neo-Nazi".

Stop looking for the enemies of progress in your soup.

Give my regards to Lily Orchard.

i’m sorry are you trying to tell me grant morrison—who named the only two black characters in their comic “boy” and “jim crow,” rewrote an arab woman’s backstory so she raped the white lead character instead of having a consensual sexual relationship with him, wrote an actual literal antiblack caricature in their most famous doom patrol arc of all time that even the most diehard fans can’t bring themselves to defend because of how egregious it is, had one of the first villains of the invisibles be a short fat balding man named “gelt” selling the souls of white british children to an insectoid alien overlord, wrote a transgender character who is a) constantly misgendered by the protagonists of their comic including in her first appearance where the main character says that he can tell she’s a man b) fetishized for her indigenity and c) violently, voyeuristically, and horrifically sexually assaulted—doesn’t have extremely racist, transmisogynistic, and antisemitic writing preferences? the person who wrote two separate characters whose only character traits are “woman who was sexually assaulted but she’s a bitch and secretly liked it so it doesn’t matter” in the same series? that misogynistic, self-aggrandizing grant morrison?

also where did i ever call them a “fascist sympathizer”, a “nazi sympathizer,” or a “white-power neo-nazi”? sounds like you’re the one putting words in my mouth my friend! morrison isn’t going to fuck you because you want to lick their boots and beg for them to! stop crytyping in my inbox because i called your fave out for exactly what they are. i barely know who lily orchard is beyond her presence in that one We Are Not Alive video about her writing advice and i don’t care to learn more because this is clearly an attempt at shadowboxing with the idea of me having a friend that doesn’t exist.

anyway. get out of my inbox and go back to writing your music, gerard way. you’re better at that than at defending morrison from the shit we can all log onto read comic online dot El Aye and go look at for ourselves. you illiterate dipshit.

#racism /#antiblackness /#antiblack racism /#antisemitism /#transmisogyny /

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snowflake-of-destruction · 3 years

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Uncle Isa meeting the twins for the first time🥺

So I combined it with putting out some kind of Hanukkah content, sue me. In order to avoid the debate of how Judaism in the Kingdom Hearts universe works, this can easily be read as modern/real world au. At least I tried to take out all the references to magic, keybearing and such other than one “another world” that could be hyperbole.

Isa had meant to visit sooner. He’d arm-wrestled Xion for the right to be godfather despite having mixed feelings on the tradition of godparents itself. He’d helped Axel build the cribs when his best friend had insisted on surprising Roxas and setting up the nursery while he was at work. Even before that, Isa had been there, offering Axel advice and helping him search his heart when Roxas had brought up the topic of children and Axel wasn’t yet sure if he was ready. Granted, Isa couldn’t take any credit for bringing him to a revelation. Apparently, it had been babysitting Sora and Riku’s son that had triggered something--though from how he’d told the story of the night, Isa had been expecting Axel to say it had triggered him to seek qualified treatment for when PTSD manifested instead of helping him decide he did want to start looking into options for parenthood. Isa had been involved since the beginning, but initial reasons of delaying a visit so he didn’t look pushy wanting to horn in those first few weeks Axel and Roxas were adjusting to being new parents then bled into getting the flu and wanting to wait until he was better, which then led to other delays caused by busy schedules and distance that needed to be traveled mixed with seeming lessening need with pictures and video calls shared and gifts already sent. So the trip waited until convenient time and additional reason.

“Roxas bought shabbat candles and they are too thick to fit into the menorah!” was not a good reason, even when followed by a compelling, wailed, “You need to help me, Isa!”

Isa opted for reason. “You have to have some way of transporting the girls, I’d imagine. You brought them home from the hospital, did you not? Go to the store and get some candles, or have Roxas pick them up. You aren’t going to light the candle or say the blessings without him, are you?”

“Well, no, but what if he picks up the wrong ones again and then the first night of the twins’ first Hanukkah is ruined?”

Isa refrained from repeating that his hysterical best friend could go to the store himself, but he did go for the penetrating question, “And how come after years Roxas doesn’t know what size candles the menorah takes?”

There was silence on the other end of the line for a long moment, before the confession came, already more annoyed than sheepish, “Because we don’t usually celebrate Hanukkah or any of the Jewish holidays, really, and the menorah was in storage--apparently without any candles stored with it-- but that’s not the point.”

“And, why, exactly not?” Isa prodded. He aimed for a slightly gentler tone the moment after. “I am just trying to help you keep perspective. It’s good you want to get back to your roots, but, if Hanukkah has never been important to you before, you can allow yourself to…”

Axel cut him off, “We have kids now, and there is a giant Christmas tree in my living room and they love it!”

“It’s just because of the lights,” Isa explained, though he was already looking for his keys to leave.

“Which is why I need some lights! Please! They are too small to feed them sufganiyot this year. Those jelly donuts are my ace! I need something! You can have all the latkes you can eat and you get to see your adorable godchildren and pinch their little toes.”

“Why would I want to pinch toes?”

“You haven’t seen their toes yet. You’re going to want to pinch their toes.”

“Just tell me what size the candleholders in your menorah are.”

“Menorah sized.”

There were a few other bumps and some travel time, but it was all worth it when Isa saw the girls. Red faces only set off from the fine hair that covered their heads by a few shades, kicking feet that tried to pedal through the air, and the tiniest fingers and toes that he found that he did want to pinch after all. They were no less or more attractive than any other babies he’d seen, objectively, but he felt his chest swell with love as he presented a finger to the one on the left and she wrapped a tiny fist around it to shake hands, while the one of the right widened her eyes in what was surely just reflex but felt like awe that recognized this was a momentous meeting. It wasn’t that he hadn’t loved them before knowing them or just from pictures and video, but there was something deeper triggered face to face, a solidifying of the bond and the brain fully processing them as real. “You two are perfect. Hello, I’m your Uncle Isa.” He’d introduced himself on video calls, but they wouldn’t remember at this age. “Yes, that’s right. If there is ever anything you need, you can call me.” Delivering Hanukkah candles from another planet was nowhere near the length he was now willing to go from one glance. “I love you, girls.”

He took back his finger and looked toward Axel, who seemed far too knowing and smug, assured that whoever laid eyes on the twins would immediately swear undying devotion, and also want to pinch their feet. “Chag Sameach.”

“Chag Sameach.”

“Uncle” Isa became a fixture at many occasions, but always Hanukkah, bringing candles as a running joke turned tradition. There were gifts too, sometimes, though usually after lectures that Hanukkah is not supposed to be a holiday centered around gifts--which backfired as he was typically tackled by two small missiles with the assistance of one or both fathers and shaken down for coins and chocolate in addition to gifts. He treated dreidel as a new revelation and played competitively until the year the girls informed him and their equally overeager fathers that they had outgrown it (Axel protested that nobody outgrew gelt through a mouth full of chocolate that proved his point), and amassed a collection of crayon drawings of icons of the season, though, after a few years, he wasn’t able to hold back the constructive critique that, while their menorahs were lovely, they weren’t kosher unless the branching candles were even (Dulce started using a ruler to help her. Salena started drawing lines of dragons breathing fire to represent lights).

There would have been other ways he would have been drawn into the family, he was sure, but Isa would always be thankful, Roxas once bought the wrong candles.

#akuroku family #uncle isa #Hanukkah ficlet #Anonymous #snippets

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stealther-gurl · 4 years

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December 22: School Play (Wilson/Wayne Family)

@flamebiirds asked for "For the requests, Christmas with the Wilson family (Slade, Grant, Joey, Addie & Rose) + the weird aunt and cousin, Kathy and Bette Kane?"

In headcanon form to make it easier for me. Also, throwing in the Batfam for the drama™

After six years, when Grant is 10, Joey is 8, and Rose is 5, Addie is mad because first off, she’s Jewish, and insists that 1) the school add some aspects of Hannukah and Jewish traditions to Gotham Academy’s school pagent, and 2) that none of her children be forced into the nativity pagent.

The school board resists at first, because this is the way they’ve always done the school pagent and they don’t want to change it, and then Addie shows up to the PTA meeting with Cousin Bruce and his cash trails and also Slade and Lillian, each with a look of death in their eyes, and it’s not too hard to convince them to add a couple more changes to the pagent

All the Wilson kids and their cousins help out with telling the story of Hannukah.

Grant is stuffed into the shiny menorah costume that Aunt Kate produces from when she was in elementary school.

Cousin Bette wears a fake beard she found in Uncle Slade’s attic and pretends to be the priest who lights all the candles on Grant’s menorah

Joey gets to be one of the invaders who attacked the temple. He gets a fake spear, which makes Grant jealous (but the costume was too big for Joey and would be flopping all around if he was wearing it)

Little Rosie is a sheep and also sings "Jingle Bells” which all the kindergarteners have been practicing since Thanksgiving.

Cousin Dick is a shepherd in the nativity pagent, and looks out especially for little Rosie.

Jason is in third grade with Joey, and he has a solo singing “Let It Snow”. Bruce is very proud.

Rose has a chocolate smear on her lips even though she insists she didn’t eat any of the gelt that was supposed to be used as a prop in the show even though it would melt under the hot stage lights.

Jason also had chocolate on his fingers.

Grant is so hot and sweaty at the end of the pagent that the moment the curtain goes down, he runs out the stage door and throws himself into the snow, costume and all.

No one knows which of the kids throws the first snowball.

It was Rose.

Then someone hits Slade

It was Bruce

Addie and Lillian follow his lead and soon everyone is ganging up on Slade except for Grant, who teams up with his dad.

They all head home to the Wilson’s house, even though Bruce brags that there’s more room at the manor.

All the kids fall asleep cuddled up in blankets in front of the fire with hot chocolate, apple cider, and plates of latkes.

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babbushka · 5 years

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My grandma was the most graceful woman I have ever known, with the most wild life I was lucky to be a part of and witness for as long as I did.

She grew up in New York in the 40s, her father fought in the war and her mother ran the deli while he was away. Being a Jew in the 40s and 50s was no walk in the park, i can tell you that.

She went to Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts (the school that they made the movie about) with Liza Minnelli and a couple other people who would continue on to become famous. For a long time we weren’t allowed to talk about Liza because when my grandma would audition for parts in musicals or plays, Liza would always beat her. My grandma could act, but she never could sing.

She went to Carnegie Mellon University, where she did plays with Al Pacino (according to my great-aunt, he had a crush on her but she tends to exaggerate things). They did a theatrical version of Under The Yum Yum Tree together, and she headlined. My family still talks about it.

She then went to Columbia University and got a degree in mathematics, she was incredibly smart, and very sharp.

She met my grandpa and had my mom and my uncle, divorcing grandpa soon after because he was physically and emotionally abusive, and had to stop acting to be a single mom in the 60s and 70s. She and my mom did not have a good relationship, and they were on very very strained terms until I was born.

When I was born, she moved down to Florida to be closer to me. She taught English As A Second Language at the local community college, I remember she would bring me and I would color while she taught, I still have a drawing one of her students gave me.

She volunteered as an usher at the local center for preforming arts, and would bring me along to all the plays and musicals and operas because she got free tickets. Once when I was 5, I found 300$ on the floor, and insisted that we turn it in to the lost and found. She was proud of me for not wanting to keep it, as were the people at the lost and found desk. They said that if no one claimed it by the end of the night, I could keep it. I still have those three 100$ bills, I refuse to spend them.

She enrolled me in dance classes and attended all my school plays and musicals and all my band recitals, she always was proud that I did theater and performance. She was proud of me for making films and selling scripts, following in her footsteps as an entertainer in some capacity.

I spent so much of my childhood with her, she rescued me from many many bad nights where my stepmom was being particularly nasty. I would have sleepovers at her condo on the beach and she would let me read her monologues and help her with her crossword puzzles, not that she ever needed any help. We would go to temple and we would be the only one to celebrate the holidays together because my mom isn’t particularly religious, but grandma always let me have gelt even though she was diabetic and couldn’t have any sugar herself.

She saved my life on more than one occasion, when times were very very dark and I thought about ending it all. I would call her and cry on the phone, or she would pick me up from school and take me to Boston Market and she would let me tell her about whatever it was that was bothering me. I never felt guilty about telling her, she doesn’t know it but talking with her those days at Boston Market saved me.

Just last week she was in a play that my mother wrote (my mom is an award-winning playwright) and she stole the show. It’ll be one of my biggest regrets in life that I couldn’t go because I was 8 hours away attending school.

I just wish the world could have known about my grandma, how talented and amazing she was. I wish I had more time with her, but I’m so grateful for the time I had. My family always joked that I was the center of her whole world, but she was such an important part of mine too.

Thank you all for your kind messages, they really mean the world to me. I’m mostly posting this to share her memory and to honor her just a little bit before I go curl up into bed for the next week.

If you have family that you are lucky enough to be in a good relationship with, don’t take that for granted. I know how special it is, and I can tell you it’s devastating to think that it’s gone now.

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