#gotta love merica
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We don't need no damned metric system, it's the size of a gaggle. (Now, that's a universal system anyone can understand.)
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Discovered THESE FEET today!!!
#you gotta love this#pets#gertie#gert#animals#cute animals#cute#merica#bunny#funny animals#funny feet#cool look#wowzers#feetpose#creation#fuzzy
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I usually don’t post stuff like this but I went on a 6 mile bike ride around the area I live and it was pretty so enjoy these pics :)
#LEO’S SHADOW IN THE FIRST ONE??? NO WAY#leosmasktails#leosmasktails personal#pretty pictures#gotta love the Midwest#‘MERICA 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸#RAHHHHHH IT’S CALLED SOCCER#random stuff with leosmasktails#the first one was actually taken from my bereal lmao#I can ride a bike with no hands lol#Also I just casually went on a six mile bike ride when I haven’t sat in a bike in like a year lmfao
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everytime something fucked up happens all i can sing is “ain’t that america”
#‘merica#this government don’t give a fuck#it seem like every few years somebody go shoots little kids#ganstas at least shoot each other and kids on accident#but we love our guns#guns over lives#there’s too much profit to be made#we gotta protect our rights
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Hey, you're from Germany, right? Do you have any tips for writing a German character? Most specifically, a German character studying abroad, and another character placed in Germany working In a office.
Things like relationships (familial, platonic, and romantic), office culture, normal habits, and cultural shocks a German may have would be very appreciated!
Sorry if this ask is tiresome. Thank you so, so much! <3
As always, Germans are like other people. Different personalities, different opinions, different worldviews — every German is different. So, you have a lot of options to build your character with a unique character.
That being said…
Studying abroad/living in Germany
So…I assume studying in ’merica, aye? I have been there when I was a teeny tiny cat but I have also heard stuff from people who have studied abroad. And uhhhh Germans hate Americans lol (though this could also be a European thing, not a German thing).
We make fun of your school system a lot. I don’t wanna be mean but things like education, school safety, your food etc. are often victims of our dark humour. A friend of mine was studying abroad and the people could genuinely not tell what exactly Germany is. Is it a country? A continent? A city?
Adding to that, she was overwhelmed with things like “Do you know Hitler?” or “Are you a Nazi?”
Bro…we spend months and years learning in detail about our country’s history. We visit concentration camps. We watch movies from that time, analyse in detail how the people got manipulated. We read books the victims wrote. Germany still imprisons people who are a hundred years old. Germany is well aware of its past. It’s also aware that something like this cannot happen ever again.
Since that was a bit deep uhhhh let’s go over to food. I dunno about y’all but from what I’ve heard…you’re ordering food for dinner and eat it on paper plates…? Look that’s what I’ve heard and I gotta tell you that most Germans eat bread and Brötchen for dinner (though this is also changing, a lot of people are cooking warm meals for dinner nowadays).
And — can’t stress this enough — Germans love bread. When you go into a supermarket, the first thing you’re gonna see is a bakery.
And inside the supermarket is also a mini bakery.
We love it. Can’t really live without it.
Germans complain (at least here in the East). You go out with friends? Instantly complaining about your stupid neighbours. You go to the club? Instantly complain how lame it is. You went somewhere for a special occasion? Instantly talking about everything that went well and all the things you would’ve loved to be better.
Germans love football (soccer). Personally, I hate it more than anything. But Germans love it. It’s insane to me. They sit in the stadium and scream…definitely has something Romanesque to it.
I’d say most people have a rather difficult relationship with their parents. Generational trauma is a big thing. I mean, Germany being split and being reunited is a big part of my parents’ childhood. And since healthy communication wasn’t really a thing back then, most parents just don’t really know how to communicate with their children. So, I’d rather say it’s kinda messed up? Again, I can’t speak for everyone but that’s just what I’m getting from talking to my friends etc.
It’s not that they don’t love us, it’s just that they cannot always show it when we need it.
I believe it is best if you watch a few TikToks of people who aren’t from Germany experiencing Germany, they can definitely tell you about all the different things way better. For example this one is about “language,” cake, grocery stores, German windows lmao, and this German tiktok icon making fun of Americans.
I hope this is somewhat helpful? I’m not working in an office, so I can’t tell you much about that, unfortunately but maybe someone on Tiktok could help you with that. People documenting their life is a pretty good source of information. (Other than that do not trust TikTok ever!!!)
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i saw that we were talking about the pledge and whatnot - and you're actually not supposed to ask about political beliefs but you can typically talk religious. you're not supposed to bring your personal beliefs in schools but if there's one thing that the US is good at it's projecting our beliefs and opinions in places no one asked lmaoo
not to mention it is very cultish to see a group of people get up at 8am every day to pledge to a country that fucks them over... also we're supposed to have separation between religion and government (separation between church and state) but most of the decisions made in our government are based off of some weaponized version of (most of the time) christianity. or just general hate for minorities
also its funny that we play national anthems at like every event considering the second part of it literally talks about slavery????
but gotta love 'merica
How interesting that they allow y’all to discus religious belief but not political all while being fully aware that the two are closely intertwined over there…
Genuinely I’ll start from my own country who went through a whole genocide patriotism does no good no matter in what way one decides to express it
Also unfortunately Sweden is the same when it comes to weaponizing religion:/ like none of these ppl are religious but if they can oppress a minority by pulling the Christianity card best believe they will
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my canon divergent street feeling fanfiction
street feeling 2: the downward spiral/alternate universe
after saving all of coventry from evil vampires churches was living it large. no weird dorks or bitchy goth vampires in his ear about “consumerism” and “time travel” no more. the guy was doing great. after getting promoted at the government he had nothing to do but be rich and sit in his mansion so he had taken up alcoholism as a honby.
he took a swig from his alchemized (he has an alchemiter like in homestuck) simpsons branded liquor. man…. this must be what it feel like to be a vampire… he thought to himself, letting the booze consume him rather than tonconsume the booze. you could say,the consumer, the vampire was really him all along.
on his super awesome rich boy couch, staring off into the void of alcoholism, churches is consumed by unimaginable horror. he is alone. frick. lanky was fine i guess but that’s his associate you gotta have some boys to hang out with you know no gang no life. no ska. no synthesizer. fucking damn it.
i should call carp, he thought.. oh wait he cannot. maybe i shouldnt have turned carp into the evil meat eater police where they would be converted into a hippie stoner for life, a punishment worse than death. the fact that theyre dead isn’t why he cant call them its that he cant bare to face the terror he created. or maybe it was the meat eater police. either way he is complacent and shameful as across every timeline.
i should call them, he said out loud despite the sentence not being in quotation marks, disregarding the previous train of thought becauuse that is alchohlohlism for you (see: roxy lalonde of homestuck fame) and he picked up his garfield telephone and dialed those fateful digits
“suhhh mane i havent heard from yew in weeeeks mane”
fuck. he forgot they turned them canadian too. this is gonna be hard.
“carp. the alcohol has turned me to a life of platonic celibacy. why hasn’t frankie called me in three weeks”
“dont swet it mane they heard about the vampire thing and fled the country mane sory”
FUCK. “but i didnt turn them in”
“yeaaaaa but they went to merica where theres more meat.” yes, he thought, because americans are obese. why hadn’t he thought of this sooner? he has to go to texas. he will find some boys there. he will find gang. there will be synthesizers of all shapes and colors.
“i have to go carp”
“what mane but we just started talking mane”
“i hate you canadian carp. i hate you so much. do you know what it means to hate? i didn’t. i thought i did. i thought i did when i rid coventry of vampires. i thought i did when i changed my name. i thought i did five minutes ago before i called you. but i didnt. i never have, not until now, not until now have i known what it means to hate. i hate you. hate. hate. i hate y”
they hung up. damn. couldnt even ask them which way texas is. from coventry its probably like diagonal left, but due to being shit face slammed out on alcohol churches does not know his left from right. but what he does know is what he must do. he must go.
churches makes a beeline out the window. FOR TEXAS, he thinks, heading straight for canada. he doesnt make it very far before falling into the river and drowning. thus was the life of churches patrick rothschild. god bless and amen. rest in peace those damn vampires rest in peace all of them. the end
i love this so much new pinned post there are tears in my eyes this is the most awesome shit ive ever read i love churches roxy lalonde alchoholism texas garfield phone i love canadian hippie stoner carp i love texas frankie i love rich boy associate lanky
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new layout SOOO cute i love it <3
💖💖 thank you my friendddd. too much club footie on page. gotta switch it up. make it bluer for MERICA 🦅🦅🦅 no fr thank you 🫂🙏🏿
#rashy pfp we're soooo back yk#han if u ever change ur layout ima take a minute to recognize u#sjdjsjjdjd it'll take me ages 😭😭😭💖#han 🩵#asks#friends#its not rlly much of a change but i feel. 100% better ☠️🙏🏿 love u !!!
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This is the fourth time my entire school year we have had someone report something!!!
1st was a bomb threat
2nd someone pulled the fire alarm and said it was a shooter
3rd was when the school next to us had a report there would be a shooter
4th was today when someone posted on social media about shooting up the school
SO. isn't this fun 😋
Gotta love 'Merica 😍
Home of the gun owners 😈
#god bless America#/j#i hate it here#wtf#i should be able to walk into class and not be ready with an exit plan to leave if theres a threat#gotta love gun laws 😍#im ranting rn so ignore this
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STON POET - MAKING DUE
Just keep it true , do what you do
Stand tall won't lose , God didn't make no fool , like Pharaoh we rule
The evil gone soon , They blinded some buffoons , no unwinding making due
These niggas be bitches these days , sell they soul fa the fame , take they own blood , such a quick buzz , really haven't gain
The pain don't outweigh the strength nigga smoking propane
And even though them times was hard ,I made them seem ok
I ain't gone be no slave , ta this crooked industry
I rather go through things , get my weight up mane , can't killl family , rather just wait , keep dreaming ain't never too late
Was down bad , now having my way
If it ain't bout loyalty & love , then don't come near me
Always been crown , God always held it down
They some goofies clowns
The narrow road is miles , only thing I'm selling out is crowds
They don't gotta believe nigga you still do yo thang
No respect for a snitch , can't be with the team , you disrespect the shottas gone be gunning fa me , and when I leave this flesh , I'm gone be a higher being
It's a journey not a race , so I'm at my own pace
We in the end of days , Merica bout ta crash & fade
Only real souls get saved
No more mental slavery
Reptiles we gone haze em
I'm going out Amazing
I'm going out a g
I'm Wavy , like Max B
I'm hotter than the sun , I'm gone stay on the run
And (Yeah I keep a pole , the evil get expose, hits by the boatload , I got a old soul*2)
These niggas be bitches these days , sell they soul fa the fame , take they own blood , such a quick buzz , really haven't gain
The pain don't outweigh the strength nigga smoking propane
And even though them times was hard ,I made them seem ok
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🦅Happy President's Day 🦅 Gotta love the ever growing irony in our national holidays 🎅 . . . -------------------------------------------------------------- THANKS FOR THE LIKE AND FOLLOW -------------------------------------------------------------- . . . #toyslagram_lego #Minifigures #legos #legophotography #instalego #afol #toystagram #lego #toptoyphotos_lego #toyartistry_lego #lego_hub #brickcentral #bricknetwork #toyslagram #legoart #legominifigures #legostagram #toy_photographers #stuckinplastic #brickpichub #bricksinfocus #toycommunity #toptoyphotos #longweekend #righttoarmbears #merica #legojira #happypresidentsday #presidentsdayweekend #presidentsday (at United States of America) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co5I2SPpejD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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The Mayo is heavy and the paint chips were plentiful as kids. You gotta be a super lame to think a drive to IDAHO to beat up our brothers and sisters of the lgbtq community (just because they wanna love their best lives) is a good time? The fact that they thought re-telling this story (if they were successful) was gonna get them laid. You Karen’s gotta stop giving sex to these ridiculous bleached cheezits. I’ll bet a stack that they got boners from being all packed close on top of each other in a vibrating box with masks on. It was a racist rolling S&M dungeon full of Casper crickets. Their mug shot photos look like the automated white guys faces in NBA2K Career mode. They’ll only get slaps on the wrist beside you know… ‘Merica So we need to spread their photos and make sure they’re unemployable for the rest of their lives. FACTUAL AF! 🎯💯 #basic #TheMayoIsHeavy #lgbtq #lgbtqlove #endracism #banwhitepeoplefromowningguns #washingtondc #usa #translivesmatter #blacktranslivesmatter #politics #endqualifiedimmunity #keepthatsameenergy #supporttranskids #justiceforbreonnataylor #whiterage #georgefloyd #fucktrump #stopasianhate #blacklivesmatter #fuckmaga #blm #prochoice #racisim #smalldickenergy #fuckdonaldtrump #whiteterrorism #karma #truth #facts (at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/CexgeImru_4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#basic#themayoisheavy#lgbtq#lgbtqlove#endracism#banwhitepeoplefromowningguns#washingtondc#usa#translivesmatter#blacktranslivesmatter#politics#endqualifiedimmunity#keepthatsameenergy#supporttranskids#justiceforbreonnataylor#whiterage#georgefloyd#fucktrump#stopasianhate#blacklivesmatter#fuckmaga#blm#prochoice#racisim#smalldickenergy#fuckdonaldtrump#whiteterrorism#karma#truth#facts
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Damn the price of allergy pills went up! It's like $40 bucks now. I've also tried getting a prescription and my stupid insurance doesn't cover it. Thanks capitalism. I just love sneezing and having a runny nose all the time.
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Something not so chill happened last night and now staring at screens makes me dizzy so... everything’s on pause until further notice lmao
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can i request hcs for madara travelling the world with his s/o 👉👈
a / n you may. very polite!! here you go my friend!! i hope you enjoy. this had me browse google maps. the atlantic is way bigger than i thought?? i thought i could drive over to merica for lunch if there was a bridge. just a few hours. a litol stripe of water. apparently not. not that i want to tho
✦ — traveling the world w/ MADARA !
that'll probably be at the end of his career, since he can go all out. and you'll make the most of it. you get to visit all the pretty places, try out new things, learn of new cultures and lend a hand wherever you can. you're really lucky—especially because you get to go with mama. that makes it double as fun.
he's kind of used to it, since he toured as an idol and got to go pretty much in all locations where he was popular. if you don't travel a lot, don't worry, he'll help you over the homesickness. he'll be your home. wherever madara is is home ok?? take small trinkets from home to help out :thumbs up: go go gang
you get to make a little list of what you really really want to see and he'll have it arranged for a visit if it's possible!! the world is very big so you can't really go evrerywhere as in.. EVERYWHERE. but you get to see a lot of places.
it was so dark, you almost couldn't see your own hand infront of your face. the only lights were coming from the front, from the carlights, and the moonlight from the gaps between leaves. you could only see smudges of dark, muddy green passing by your window.
but you could feel a lot. madara's head tucked in the crook of your neck, slowly, steadily breathing down on your collarbone. your fingers between his on the pillow on your lap, every callous of his palm, the warmth. the rising and falling of his chest. it was inviting—you wanted to sleep too.
maybe you have a driver in japan so you can rest well while you're still exploring the country, but when you're out you just kind of hop around buses and trains to get where you want. you just have scheduled flights or drives when you gotta go to the next country stop. so you're free to do whatever.
when you arrive literally anywhere he is like one of those souvenir moms. he has to buy a little memory from wherever he can get one, to put it on the shelves when you get back to japan. you get to pick—do you want the blue eiffel tower or the green one. pick fast cus you have to get to the real tower too.
he takes dumb pictures everywhere you go. he can't catch good angles, not of you OR HIMSELF. your house will be filled with blurry pictures from a too-far-down-angle. you were having fun though and he thinks they're pretty and unique. makes your gallery look a little livelier. all those perfect photos make you seem like you're dead or something. take the photo from shanghai. the one with the cat next to you. where you cant see the cat because it's blurry.
sometimes you take walks and just. head to random places. wherever you feel like going, you'll go. it's yours and madaras world. in your little bubble floating around. sometimes you make nice friends from different countries and they tell you nice places you can go to.
lend a helping hand wherever you can!! when you travel you won't just see the pretty things. madara is a happy volunteer, he helps out whoever needs a hand. you can find accomplishment in that. friends, too. the feeling is nice, isn't it? seeing smiles. you've bettered someones life. it's also a good experience to make on your journey!! makes you more aware.
enjoy some traditions from other places. all the good stuff—habits you can bring back to japan with you, different foods. madara is particularly fond of the love and fortune charms—albatross' or dove's feathers, cornicello, white heathers.. he'll get plenty, all from different places. so your relationship is long and fortunate!!
when you get home your house will be filled with trinkets and things from literally everywhere around the world. it looks pretty neat. you can look at each souvenir and tell a story behind it. madara enjoys reminiscing with you.
#enstars#ensemble stars#madara mikejima#madara mikejima x reader#ah yes. sometimes you gotta travel the world#📖.my writing
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Babysitter
Summary: Peter gets stuck with babysitting.
Warnings: fluff
Characters: Peter Parker, Annie - Little Cousin, Aunt May, Happy, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, and Steve Rogers
Word Count: 1,318
A/n: This was an anonymous ask - Hey i was wondering i would like to request peter parker having a 6 years old baby cousin (may and ben's daughter) and she knows about him being spiderman. She meets the avengers. - I’m gonna make Peter a little older. He’s about 19 and is in college but still lives with Aunt May. He’s just rarely home between school, friends and the Avengers. I also named the cousin Annie because I looked up Peter’s family tree and Uncle Ben’s mother was Ann so I went with it... I hope I did good, I hope you enjoy it!
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“Aunt May,” Peter whines, following her into the kitchen. “I have the be with the Avengers in an hour, I can’t stay here and babysit,”
“Peter, you told me you would babysit today. I have to work and the regular babysitter is out of town until next week,” May tells him.
“Aunt May,” Peter groans. She sighs turning to him.
“Why don’t you just take her with you?” She suggests. Peter raises an eyebrow at her.
“Take her with me?”
“Yeah, she loves Spiderman. It’ll be perfect,” Aunt May smiles slipping on her jacket.
“I can’t just take her with me,” Peter argues.
“Why not?” Aunt May asks, slipping her shoes on.
“It’s work, Aunt May. It’s serious stuff, dangerous superhero stuff... No place for a 6 year-old,” Peter shakes his head, crossing his arms.
“Oh, that’s funny because I texted Happy and asked him if it would be ok for you to take her and he says it’s fine,” Aunt May grins. “In fact, Tony’s pretty excited to see her”
“You talked to Mr. Stark?” Peter’s jaw drops. “Aunt May, when I go to the Avengers I’m Spiderman, I’m Mr. Starks righthand man. I can’t do what I have to do and watch Annie,”
“Peter, you’re just going over there to try on new suits,” May tells him. “Maybe sit through a meeting, I don’t know,” She shrugs. “But it’s not like you’re taking her on a mission. Now, I know you want to seem cool and all that in front of the big boys,” Aunt May says causing Peter to whine and rub his face. “But you’re taking her. Now, I have to run, do not lose her,” She says pointing at him.
“That was one time and I found her,” Peter shouts after her.
“Say hi to Happy for me,” Aunt May shouts back.
“Ew, no,” Peter cringes. Aunt May blows him a kiss and walks out the door. Peter groans leaning against the wall, banging his head back.
Normally, he loves spending time with Annie. She’s his favorite person. He’s taken her swinging through the city every time she asks because he simply cannot say no to her face.
However, taking her to the Avengers facility is something else. Ever since Mr. Stark brought him in to help out a couple of years ago he’s been trying to prove that he’s a worthy Avenger. He wants the others to take him seriously.
Bringing his little cousin with him and running after her whenever she gets into things that she’s not supposed to will only restart the teasing period. Not that he ever got out of the teasing period but he didn’t want to give them new material to work with.
“I can stay here, Petey,” Annie whispers, peaking out from around the corner. Peter’s eyes snap open and he looks at her. His heart breaks at the pout on her lips. “I’m a big girl, I can look after myself,” Peter sighs.
Peter smiles, walking over to her. She looks down at her feet, fidgeting with her hands. Peter kneels in front of her and brushes some hair off her shoulder.
“Have you gotten taller since I last saw you?” Peter asks. She glances up at him.
“You saw me yesterday,” She reminds him.
“And I swear you grew an entire foot taller,” Peter shakes his head in amazement. “If you don’t slow down you’re gonna be taller than me tomorrow,” He says, poking her stomach. She smiles but tries to hold it back. “You are 100% a big girl,” He agrees with her. “Just because you can look after yourself doesn’t mean you have to,” He tells her. “Now, if you want you can stay here by yourself and be bored or you can come with me and meet some Avengers,”
“Can I meet Capin Merica?” She asks, slyly looking at him.
“I’m sure I can arrange a meeting... Maybe over some lunch?” Annie slowly begins to nod, a smile spreading across her face. “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, I didn’t mean to,” Peter pouts causing Annie to grin even more.
“It’s ok, you can make it up to me with some ice cream,” Annie assures him. Peter grins, laughing a bit.
“Oh, is that right?” He asks, and she nods sticking her chin up. Peter smirk scooping her up in his arms and spinning her around. She giggles as he tosses her in the air and catches her. “Well, I’m sure Mr. Stark has some ice cream we can snag,” He promises.
“Why don’t you go get ready? We’ll leave in a couple minutes,”
“Ok!” Annie shouts racing to her room. By the time she was ready, Happy was there to pick them up. Peter had gone to sit up front with him when Annie slipped in first. “Thank you for opening the door, Petey,” Annie grins, clicking her seatbelt in. Peter’s mouth drops as he looks at Happy who just shrug.
“She’ll be alright,” Happy promises. Peter groans, closing the door and climbing into the back. Happy closes the divider preventing him from seeing up front. Peter pouts but grins a bit when he hears Annie giggling.
It didn’t take them too long to reach the facility. Peter jumped out of the car to race after a speeding Annie. He grabs her hand before she can get through the door.
“Don’t run away, Annie,” Peter scolds. “I’m supposed to be watching you,”
“I wanna meet Capin Merica!” Annie shouts.
“And your wish is my command,” Tony says, walking up to him with Steve Rogers beside him. Annie’s eyes widen and her mouth drops. Peter watches her expression and grins.
“You look just like my action figure,” She whispers. “But you’re bigger,” She admits. Steve smiles, kneeling in front of her.
“Introduce yourself,” Peter whispers, nudging her.
“Hi! I’m Annie Parker,” She basically shouts. Her hand shoots out for him to take.
“Nice to meet you, Ms. Annie, I’m Steve,” He says shaking her hand.
“Cap here is gonna show you around,” Tony say clapping Steve on the back when he stands back up. Annie slowly gasps. “I’m gonna steal your cousin for a little bit,”
“Ok,” Annie shrugs leaving Peter for Steve.
“No loyalty,” Peter shakes his head watching Annie willingly walk off with Steve.
“Tell me about it, who chooses Captain America when you have Ironman?” Tony scoffs. “It’s gotta be the blond hair,”
“I think you’re perfect, Mr. Stark,” Peter tells him.
“I thought we were past the whole you kissing my ass stage?” Tony asks. Peter struggles to figure out what to say next. “Never mind, I’ve got you a new suit,”
Peter wanders off with him hoping that Steve doesn’t loose Annie or else he’ll never hear the end of it from Aunt May. He stayed with Tony for a couple of hours before they hunted Steve and Annie down.
They found them in the common room with some of the other Avengers. At the moment Annie was with Natasha. Natasha was whispering secrets to Annie, most likely ways to get into trouble but get away with it. Annie was soaking every work up with a mischievous grin.
Bruce sat next to her, grinning and shaking his head. Annie was sitting in his lap but was also completely ignoring him in favor of Natasha. Steve seemed to be finishing up a bowl of ice cream on the opposite couch. When Peter looked back at Annie he noticed leftover ice cream smears on her cheek.
“Hi, Petey!” Annie shouts waving at him.
“Hi, Annie,” He waves back.
“Do we have to leave?” She pouts.
“No, we can stay a little longer,” He promises her. Her face lights up and she instantly goes back to whispering with Natasha.
“She’ll be our little spy in no time,” Tony comments.
“Aunt May’s gonna have a heart attack,” Peter mutters.
#Peter Parker#Marvel#Aunt May#Spiderman#Captain America#Steve Rogers#Tony Stark#Bruce Banner#Natasha Romanoff#Peter#One Shot#Fanfiction#Fanfic#MCU#Request#Babysitter
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