Ed as Polly Pocket. This is the kind of stuff I get up to when I have a fever. Ok, fine. It’s also the kind of edits I do when I feel perfectly well. 😂

ya bitch is rewatching lockwood and co for at least the ninth time lmfao

i am a norrie×lucy×paul truther. norries a lesbian and pauls a silly little hetero and they are bros with each other and take turns making out with their bisexual girlfrwind

anyone who disagrees... fair jsut dont be a dick :c

It's often said that Orym is Fearne's emotional support halfling but turns out Fearne is also Orym's emotional support satyr

[Image ID: a bookcover-style illustration of Zolf and Oscar from Rusty Quill Gaming at a cafe. At the top, the name of the cafe and the fic is prominently displayed as "Coriander". The author's AO3 handle "Queercore_Curriculum" is displayed underneath. Oscar sits at a table outside the cafe. He is writing with a fountain pen in a notepad and smiling coquettishly at Zolf through the window. Zolf stands inside at the espresso machine. He is pulling espresso into a macchiato cup and frowning back at Oscar, blushing deeply. In front of Oscar sit two novels: Persuasion by Jane Austen and Hearts of Fire by Harrison Cambell. Among the internal decor of the cafe is a poster of Judy Garland in A Star is Born. A carving of a green carnation adorns the store front. The artist's tag "lucky-numberme" is faintly visible in the corner. End ID]

This week in fics that fundamentally altered my brain chemistry, Coriander by @queercore-curriculum

Me every night for the past three weeks (seriously it's been 3 weeks already? i need help): I'm going to go to bed early, I swear tonight will be the night I fix my fucked sleep schedule.

Also me every night: *watches 4 hours of Starkid/Tin Can Bros videos, listens to Spies Are Forever and VHS Christmas Carol on a loop, sings on repeat Granger Danger*

The hyperfixation is STRONG, y'all. Wish I could see them live *sobs in broke European*

Hi, Marshie's owner here.

how about you dont? at what point in this blog does it become apparent that a comment like this is welcome??? how about not being a weird off topic pathetic creep about it and comment like everyone else and just say "wow you're so beautiful! I'm gonna keep you in my basement" type of shit but no you chose to comment on their weight of all things???? There is a feeder DNI in the bio. for a reason. and you give off incel feeder vibes and its weird. the only reason their weight comes into play is bc there's pictures of them on the blog. stfu you weird basement dwelling dusty ass unemployed fucking incel soyboy bitch. you probably look and smell like a reddit or discord mod. bitch.

-Rosie♡

@cockringbull

I've pretty much never used GPose before, but I downloaded a mod from Dawnrie and I just had to use it!!! jfladjf;lasjd some of my photos aren't great since I was still trying to figure out how to tweak it correctly but by gods I tried and the last one I think came out really good!!!

^ This is the last one!!!

My sister just finished her first watch through of both seasons of OFMD and she loved it! Her opinion isn’t clouded by certain parts of the fandom as she doesn’t interact with the fandom. She’s sad it’s over and angry at certain people for cancelling it especially since there was only one more season. I’m so happy that she loved it and that my almost constant bugging her to watch it didn’t make her hate it or not want to watch it. 😂

I swear the only serotonin I get is seeing fanart of XZero being adorable, moreso Zero being the affectionate one, since X is usually the affectionate one

like THAT GETS ME WEAK IN THE KNEES SEEING IT >////////////<

Steleddie + Aesthetic

"Are you listening to Duran Duran right now? I never took you for a fan of Pretty Boys, Henderson."

"I'm dating you, aren't I?"

"You take that back right now you little shit."

"Bite me, Munson."

"Not in public, Sweetheart"

Hellfire Club: @drbobbimorse @bubblegum-barbie @booty-boggins @starcrossedjedis @harleyquinnzelz @susiesamurai @juliaswickcrs (wanted to be added? hmu)

"WHAT IS YOUR GOAL?"

"AT FIRST, I WANTED TO PROTECT MYSELF. THEN I WANTED TO BECOME MY FATHER'S HEIR. AND THEN, I WANTED TO CONQUER THE WORLD. NOW..."

* LOOKS AT BAI FENGXI *

AND IT'S THE FACT THAT I KNOW HE WANTS TO SAY "NOW...I WANT TO PROTECT YOU."

BITCH

Opla cast recreating the vol 11 cover !!

percy jackson quoting ROMEO AND JULIET at annabeth chase I'm literally going feral right now all my life has led to this moment

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

honestly no wonder harrow forced ianthe to lobotomize her so she could save gideon. listen…LISTEN…if i was a secret-war-crime cult nunlet princess worshipped by my entire planet and the only person that (barely) kept me in check was my childhood nemesis—a butch a year older than me, towering over me in stature and physical prowess, and so hot it made my teeth hurt from how hard my jaw clenched in her presence, who wielded a two-handed seven-foot sword and had irritatingly huge biceps and told very lewd stupid jokes and also learned how to wield an entirely new weapon and be my bodyguard with startling accuracy in three months—only to have us finally learn to trust each other because we got invited to a magic murder mystery and then before the bubble burst i spilled the worst secret about myself that i was born because my parents murdered an entire generation and tried to Kill Her along with them and she just wouldnt die, and i told her this expecting a swift death i believed i deserved, only for her to fucking cradle me in her big butch arms and kiss me on my forehead with her soft butch mouth and just. forgive me for a shameful weight ive carried my entire life and then MAKE AN ACTUAL NECRO/CAV VOW with me despite every evil thing i have done to her……to have her tell me, in the end, bleeding and broken after putting up the most beautiful and glorious fight of her life, that she understands purpose and she understands duty and she knows loyalty more fiercely than ever now, that she knows who she is to me, that there is no her without me….to have her backed into a corner and make the ultimate sacrifice…..for me…..to recite scriptural wedding vows of eternity to me in her last wisps of soul-consciousness…..if i thought there was even a snowflake’s chance in the pyre that i could save her by turning myself into her very own locked tomb, i’d be begging ianthe tridentweirdius to crack my skull open and turn me to mush too, goddamn. i understand you harrowhark girl you don’t have to explain a thing to me. god said you couldn’t undo the lyctor’s bond bc it’d kill you. you told god and his angels that not even a lyctor’s bond could outshine the power of female spite and lesbianism and they didn’t listen. they didn’t believe you. but i heard you loud and clear and i was 17 and hormonal and hopelessly romantic not too long ago unlike those fucking dinosaurs and i’m saying it’s valid it’s what i would have done and really everyone should be thanking you for not being worse and more wretched about it, all things considered

The way that Percy looks at Annabeth when she admits to stealing Hermes keys 🥹

He’s so impressed. Not just because of her skills, but because she stole from one of the gods.

Annabeth is only just starting to break away from the unwavering adherence to the rules of respecting the gods. The first time we saw her do that was talking back to Hephaestus in Episode 5, when Percy was frozen in gold. He’s never seen her willingly do something that could be counted as disrespectful to the gods and he’s so proud of her for it.