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caffeinetheif · 1 year

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Bit of an odd request to make. Could I request the seven brothers with an s/o that likes plushies?

Of course! As a fellow plush enthusiast, I don’t find this request odd at all ❤️ I decided to write a short blurb with headcanons for each brother. Hope you enjoy!

P.S. I had the hardest time writing for Satan and Levi. I apologise in advance for Satan and Levi lovers lol. And Shoutout to my bestie for helping me come up with ideas <3 love u babe

The Demon Brothers with an S/O that Has Plushies

GN! MC/Reader

Lucifer:

He’d probably be the most critical of the brothers

He would most likely give you a long winded lecture on spending habits

Though, after seeing how happy they make you, he might be more open to it.

“MC, what is the reason for all of... these?” Lucifer asks, holding up one of your many plushies. You should have seen this coming. He is the eldest brother after all, it’s like it’s his job to scrutinize everything.

You roll your eyes before answering, “They remind me of home, in a way. Do really need a reason to have them?”

Lucifer pauses and thinks for a moment before gently returning the plushy to its original spot. “I suppose they don’t need a reason, as long as you’re happy.”

Mammon

He can’t help but think of the price tags on your more collectable or hard to find plushies, but don’t worry about him selling them.

In all honesty, I think he’d enjoy having an excuse to shower you in gifts

For special occasions, he’d try to find some of the hard to find plushies in the Devildom as a surprise for you

“Oi, MC! I gotcha somethin’.”

You barely look up from your DDD before a shopping bag lands on your lap. You look up at Mammon with a confused look. It’s normal for him to get you things out of the blue, but they’re normally much smaller than the one currently on your legs.

You reach into the bag and pull out the contents. A soft, purple plush sheep sits in your hands. You can’t help the large grin that settles on your face as you examine the adorable sheep.

Leviathan

He would have a problem with your plushies, but not for the reason you think. He loves their cuteness, but hates that they take your attention away from him.

Almost sees them as competition, but he won’t tell you that

However, he’s the most understanding about your collection. Afterall, look at how much Ruri-chan merch he has.

“MC, pay attention to me!”

“Levi, you were in the middle of a game. I wasn’t going to interupt you because I wanted to cuddle.”

“But I’m not gaming anymore,” Leviathan pouts.

You laugh at his attempt at a begging face and give in, ditching your plush cuddle buddy in favor of opening your arms for your purple haired lover. He grumbles about how you must love your plushies more than him as he plops himself in your arms.

Satan

Satan would be the most nonchalant about your plushy collection. He finds it nice to talk to you about collecting items, even if your collections are vastly different.

He would probably use them as pillows when laying in your bed or to prop up his books

If you have any cat plushies, please show him them.

Satan has noticed that you have a specific species of animal that you favor when you buy plushies. He has gotten into the habit of buying that plush animal when he finds one you don’t have and secretly adding it to your collection.

Anytime you begin to notice a new one, Satan tells you a white lie such as, “You bought it when we went grocery shopping a few weeks ago. Do you not remember?” He hopes you don’t catch on to his accidental gaslighting anytime soon.

Asmodeus

He would definitely see your plushies as a photoshoot opportunity

Has a secret photoalbum on his DDD of just you napping and cuddling with your plushies.

At least once a week he will ask you to take pictures of him with your plushies for his devilgram.

As cute as Asmo thinks you are when you cuddle with your plushies, he sometimes wishes that you were cuddling him instead. That’s how he found himself in his current predicament.

He’s trying so hard to not wake you up as he gently moves your arms from around the plushy you’re currently napping with. With slow movements and a little tug to the plush, he removes it from your grasp with a triumphant grin. Ever so slowly, he lowers himself down and replaces the pushy with himself and rests his head on your chest with a happy sigh. Shortly after he gets comfortable, he drifts off to sleep with his own arms draped around your waist.

Beelzebub

If you have food themed plushies you better hide them because we all know how Beel gets with anything food related

Like Satan, I feel like he wouldn’t really mind your plushies.

He would win prizes from any and all the strength games at the carnivals for you

It was getting late, so you and Beel decided to call it a night and head home from the carnival. With Beel’s large hand in one of your own and a large plush prize in your other arm, you considered this date one to remember.

Beel had noticed you eyeing one of the zombie lizard plushies at one of the game booths and made it his mission to win you one. Luckily, it was a strength based game, similar to ones you had seen in the human realm.

It had taken several of the small prizes to be traded in to get the large one, but the look of joy when Beel handed you the zombie lizard made it worth it.

Belphegor

He would be the most likely to enjoy your plushies or be a plushy stealer

oftentimes, you’ll find him cuddled up with your plushies

I think he’d find a lot of comfort in your scent that clings to the plushy

It had been a rough day in class for you, the stress of exams weighing down on your shoulders. You would love nothing more than to collapse onto your bed and take a well deserved nap.

When you reach your bedroom and open your door, you expect to be greeted with your neatly made bed ready to welcome you into its warm covers. However, the sight you’re greeted with instead is Belphegor snoozing away with his face tucked right into your favorite plushy. You quietly take a photo before crawling in bed beside him and passing out.

Thank you for reading! Likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated <3

#i had so much fun writing this #request #obey me x reader #obey me shall we date #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #Lucifer x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #satan x reader #belphegor x reader

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enb-y · 1 year

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↬ MICHELANGELO WITH AN ARTSY BEST FRIEND.

rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

request: ❝ platonic gender neutral reader + mikey being artist besties?? they draw or paint or whatever together mayhaps??? tysm in advance if you end up doing this ^-^ ❞ — anonymous.

warnings: none. platonic relationships.

characters: michelangelo.

writers note: this actually sounds so cute! I love this boy, so I got you, hopefully this came out like you wanted. I’m sorry for getting to your request late.

✶ michelangelo is delighted, he’s happy to have someone who he can get artsy and messy with, especially in paint, he loves that.. he’s capable of having fun and help each other paint, not only that and if you’re comfortable with. you both can show and compliment each others project, and give an explanation of said project.

✶ mikey will never judge you, whatever it may look like he’ll either compliment you or give you advice to help you progress as you go, it never rude, he’s supportive and helpful.

✶ during painting sessions, it definitely gets messy — really messy, he’ll likely whip paint on you, it could either be your clothes, face.. he’s likely to accidentally to put some into your hair.. however the hell that happens, he just use that opportunity to make a mess and become a competitive.

✶ speaking of competitive, he’s very competitive (not as bad as leo). he loves the challenge and raph is the judge who has the better drawing or something, but it always leads to both of you winning.

✶ if you made him something, he definitely hangs it up in his room or put it somewhere in his room, doesn’t allow anyone to touch it, just look. like as if its an art museum. whatever it looks like, he’s treating it like you painted mona lisa.

✶ he will definitely be your model, he would love to be something for your inspiration, you’ll get him all giddy and shit. it could be a sketch or a painting, he doesn’t care, he’s just happy that you wanted him to your model, but I don’t think he could stand or sit still long enough.

✶ he looks like the type to finger paint, it’s simple, yet it’s fun when it’s with you.

✶ he’s definitely painted you before and gave it to you as a gift, he was so happy when you said you loved it and had it in your room.

✶ he loves to challenge you, he’ll find a character and have you draw it. it could be in your style or the cartoon style. he’ll do it too, just because it’s fun and he wanted to see who could do it better.

✶ michelangelo wants to see everything you drawn or painted. he even wants to see your old sketche books for when you were like ten. he will show you his too, I think he’ll get a bit embarrassed by it.. because you know, it’s ugly (as an artist would say.)

✶ everything aside, this kid loves everything you make, it could be painted or drawn and loves having fun painting with you. he has places other than the lair to paint or sketch. you both have a secret hideout to do all those things.

end - I feel like I’m missing something but I don’t know what, it’ll come to me.. boy I’m shleepy.

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt x you #rottmnt x y/n #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #rise michelangelo #rise mikey #rottmnt mikey x reader #rise mikey x reader #rottmnt michelangelo x reader #rise michelangelo x reader #michelangelo hamato #michelangelo hamato x reader

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spookyserenades · 5 months

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Soooo I'm back and i wrote an essay:

Chapter 10

I love the Scooby Doo gang a lot. How Namjoon is eager to learn and help. Also the fact that it brings them together without too many fights 😂

The brewery scene was hot and unexpected. I'm saying unexpected because i kinda hoped she'd go over to the waiter and everyone will be Uhm Ma'am sit yo ass down. But i liked it nonetheless with killer teddy bear being all mrrr. Also, Hobi and miss gorl Alice i see you and you need to either get to it and make us super jealous or nothing at all😭

The surprises for Namjoon and Jimin were so sweet they warmed my heart. The lengths she'll go for them is unimaginable. Like she could've just been like yep there you go a house and food do your thing, but no, she has a big heart.

Now the 3 events. Liked Hobi's, but I'm a lot more inclined towards Yoongi's and Tae's. The fact that be only has eyes for her my love🥹 I want one pls! And then Tae's i get on another level. As an artist myself, i tend to paint people i love a lot, to get the appreciation back is absolutely ecstatic. Also very touchy touchy sir i see you too👀

And then the cliffhanger, bad Dana. Very bad.

Chapter 11

I need to know how the fight went down between them 3. Like air, Dana, I'm telling you! Poor Hobi, he probably thought he's getting kicked out 🥺

Kookie kookie kookie, you are more smitten than we thought you were. Hiding it under the I needed to scent, oh Jin will be a pain. Shut up you lil bastard 😏

And the scenting? I was so giddy...give us more pretty please ☺️

WE HAVE MORE HORSES! Are we also getting a y/n ride scene? It doesn't have to be a horse tho 👀

OMG good job Hannah! Oh i'm happy she is getting a better life. Can't wait to meet her. 🤭🫢😧😐😒Scrap that! Hannah is competition.

Oop jumpscare! Yoongi baby you are wearing JK's personality and that doesn't suit you.

Oh babies🥺🥺🥺

Oh what? Question mark? The bar is...what? Very cryptic. Ok.. Yoongi you locked the door you didn't make the room soundproof. Did they talk about sharing her between themselves? Cuz I'd like to read that as well 😏

Ooop like a sack of potatoes. Uuuuu, are we ever honna see y/n extra super drunk like at that bar?

NOOOO FUCK! YOU ARE SO EVIL WOMAN WHYYYYY?😭😭😭😭

Hiii love nice to hear from you again!! Hope you're well, I can't wait to discuss your thoughts about the last two chapters with you! 💞💞

Chapter Ten -

fdsjfdsjf the Scooby Doo gang I love that!!! MC, Joonie, and Jeongguk make quite the little paranormal investigation squad, I'm definitely looking forward to writing some more adventures the trio will go on with their ghostbusting interests. AHH and the brewery scene was so fun, they hybrids getting to go out and have a good time with MC and Alice was really exciting for me to write. I did play with the idea of MC flirting with the waiter as well, but in the end I wanted to display some of Taehyung's growing possessiveness. Besides-- MC definitely has her hands full with the seven of them! As for Hoseok and Alice *evil laughter* 💀 there are some plot lines that I have planned surrounding those two... we're just going to have to wait and see how it pans out (and how MC will react to it!!!)

MC is just ahhh I want her to adopt me fhdksf like her gift giving skills are unmatched. She really wants all of the hybrids to feel at home and like they have their own belongings, spaces, etc. that make their lives more happy and comfortable. She really really cares for them all 🥺

Hehehe the three events~ for Hoseok's track meet, it was a sort of supportive bestie vibe, whereas Yoongi's and Tae's had a bit more of a romantic feel to them. Tae.. my goodness he probably sees MC as his muse or something, because she's the one who encouraged her to participating in the photography club in the first place. I hope he continues to take pics of her and make friends in the club, as well. He's such a sweet boy, he definitely could use some buddies.

rjGFJDGHD BAD DANA!! I can't help myself with the cliffhangers hehe I'm sorry love!!! 🤭

Chapter Eleven -

So the little spat between Hoseok and Jeongguk... We've seen Hoseok's sort of jokester personality, and I really think he wasn't trying to start anything, but with Jeongguk already on edge needing to scent her again, things got a little heated between those two. Joon, not wanting to upset MC like he had during The Incident (with Tae), played the part of peacemaker, which I think shows how willing he is to change and grow for MC. I think you're right, Hoseok was probably entertaining the idea that MC would be angry enough at him to "kick him out", but MC would never. 😭

AHH and Jeongguk. What a tease!!! I definitely think that he is starting to grow more fond of MC, even though he is a bit reluctant to show it. For some reason, too, he seems to sense how fond Seokjin is of MC, so often brings up his own concern for MC and covers it up by blaming Seokjin hehe....

I do plan on having some horseback riding scenes!! Of course, with our cowboy Jimin, maybe we'll get to see him teach MC how to ride also I see what you did there wink wonk ;)

Hannah!! Good news for her, good news for Seokjin, but MC is already feeling a little jealous. I wonder how things will go down when MC takes Seokjin to meet up with Hannah...

Yoongi being a little impatient and brisk with MC made me upset, too, especially since he's always been one of the softer ones with her. That's probably why MC could sense something was wrong. As for them talking about sharing her, that's certainly a drabble idea, but also, I'm toying with the idea of having it sort of an unspoken agreement between all of the hybrids... we'll see how I decide in the future!!!

SO! When I finally get around to all of the prequels, I plan on having that scene with MC at the bar with Yoongi. Something to look forward to in the future-- his prequel, Fire, Walk with Me. ❤️‍🔥

fjkdszkjfzsjd SORRY FOR BEING EVIL!!! But also thank you for sending me all of your lovely thoughts. Sending you hugs, bestie!! 😘

#asks #trouvaille #dana's thoughts

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abeltownshipslittlebitch · 8 months

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Can I hear about some of your Tom/5 headcanons? It's my favourite rarepair 🥰

Yes yes yes yes yes!

Okay so like I have a lot of random things for Tom/5. Headcanons are under the cut.

TW: Mentions of torture from ZR canon events, mentions of scars, nightmares, brief mention of sex (nothing explicit), thoughts of murder (idk if that’s needed for this fandom but still), medication and mental health.

I think that’s it. Let me know if I missed anything.

My personal 5 is an amazing cook, so I always like to say that 5 makes Tom cookies or sweet bread or just anything when she (my 5 uses she/her pronouns but replace them with whichever you prefer) thinks Tom might need a little pick me up.

Seeing how it’s canon that 5 collects random stuff, Tom has definitely given 5 little trinkets he found while out on runs. Even before they got together.

While out for runs and choosing weapons, Five prefers an ax or a gun. Tom prefers knives.

Tom, 5 and Peter all meet up on nights they can’t sleep. Peter and Tom will probably smoke a stale cigarette. 5 probably drinks. (Those three are a bunch of besties and I will stand by it.)

I always hc Tom as either demisexual or graysexual so IF he and 5 ever have sex it’s not until a long time into their relationship. Also you can bet your ass it’s very sweet and soft.

Like Janine, Tom knows multiple languages. He has tried to teach 5 one of the many he knows (take your pick. I personally think he’s try to teach 5 French.) He doesn’t think they’re going that well/doesn’t think 5 is really interested in learning until he overhears her practicing vocabulary in the township library and the man just melts.

Because Tom is canonically on medication I say that if 5 also has to take medication (for my 5 it would be anti-depressants) he is the one that makes sure 5 remembers to take them.

The first gift 5 ever gave Tom (besides cookies) is a pair of very soft pajamas because Tom deserves some comfort and softness.

5 and Tom practice sparring and hand-to-hand combat. Tom wins 9/10 the man is a trained MI6 agent what did you expect.

During said practice, he’s the one who calls it quits first because 5 is horribly competitive and will literally keep demanding to go again even if she’s very tired or injured because she hates losing.

“If anything happens to them, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.” Except that’s both of them in their relationship.

Tom knows a shit ton of classic literature so of course he’s recited it to 5 by heart.

5 hates the cold so Tom always brings an extra jacket just in case it’s needed.

Whenever Tom’s nightmares gets too bad because he’s dreaming about being back in prison in Algeria with those guards and he wakes up, too scared to go back to sleep, 5 will stay up with him and make up the random stories to help calm him down.

When it comes time for Tom’s birthday, 5 will literally risk it all to get him the nicest things possibly even if it means running into a store full of zombies. Tom deserves nice things and damn it 5 is going to make sure he gets them.

Someone made 5 cry once. Tom had to remind himself that even being the brother of the township’s leader wouldn’t keep him from being charged with murder. Even then he still thought about it.

Tom and 5 are both incredibly touch starved, so the cuddle sessions are immaculate.

Because of all the scars Tom has using his time in Algeria, he wears long sleeves constantly. Cue 5 always have water bottles to make sure he doesn’t get dehydrated and have a heatstroke during the summer.

Speaking of Tom scars, if someone says so much as a word about them to Tom, 5 will try to stab a bitch. Tom has had to drag 5 away from a fight more than once. Same goes for if anyone treats Tom differently because of his mental healthy issues.

Because of the height difference, Tom usually gives forehead kisses and 5 usually gives chin kisses.

Even with the height difference, they take turns on who is the big spoon and little spoon.

Neither of them have the same taste in music but they will listen to each other’s favorite songs because it’s their favorite songs and what kind of partner would they be if they didn’t know the lyrics to their partner’s favorite songs?

Tom’s favorite color is navy blue or forest green. So you can bet your ass 5 will give him trinkets she found that are in that color.

5 has a stuffed animal or something of that nature (for my 5 it’s a Winnie the Pooh plushy because childhood nostalgia) and when 5 is away for a mission longer than a day you can bet Tom will guard that thing with his life.

Overall they are very sweet and in love and they would die for each other and kill for each other if they needed to.

#zombies run #zr #zr ask #five/tom #runner five #runners five #Tom de luca #Tom de luca my beloved #I love this ship so much

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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 3 months

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dickate anon here to indulge you in WHAT?? kate/jason material??? the world is on fire. maybe you’ve heard the dialogue about her in gotham knights BUT jason’s got an ex girlfriend who he’s still friendly with— isabel, the flight attendant. and in the dialogue they talk about how isabel gets jason books that aren’t out in the states yet and YOU KNOW WHAT?? kate. katie kate. your family is mondo rich from being publishing magnates??? and since susan has canonically taken over the company and she and kate are sort of civil… i’m just saying kate… use your publishing connections to get this boy advance copies of books and he will love you forever.

bestie are you n my WALLS???? i've been foaming at the mouth about Jason and Kate this whole week

at some point Susan finds out that Jason is actually really good at predicting what will sell and offers him a job

Kate is lowkey in a competition with Isabel (that nobody but Kate knows about) about who can get the BEST or most UNIQUE prereleases or the copies sent out to get reviews, I can't remember what they're called??? ARCs!

The Bishops obviously have a lot of original copies of classics and stuff and Kate is civil with Derek for the sole purpose of removing books from the Bishop Collection and giving them to Jason. She's very bad at giving them to him btw. She will just leave them on the table or usually put them in his bookshelf and not tell him. It doesn't take him long to spot them because he's observant. When it first started he'd ask her about it and she'd be like "what's that? never seen it. can't read actually." because giving gifts and being thanked is so embarrassing, she didn't get it for him to be thanked she got it because she wanted to get him something that he would like, so that he knows that she cares. This is great because Jason is bad at receiving gifts, he's always afraid that his reaction is too much or not enough or the other person will think that's he's pretending to like it. they'll talk about it when they're cuddling and can't see each other, or if they're doing weapons maintenance

ooooHH small business AU where Clint and Kate have a coffee shop across the street from Jason's bookstore. Something happens to a shipment of books he was supposed to get from Bishop Publishing and it's a huge financial hit for the store so Kate calls up her sister to get it sorted and Clint is like, there are easier ways to get a date, girly-girl.

#kate bishop #hawkeye #jason todd #red hood #batfam #dc brainrot anon

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symphonic-scream · 3 months

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gender nonconforming makoto has my heart. i love them and i want the best for them

Akfbdkfjfj glad you think so! I'm gonna give you some bits about them as a gift

Makoto doesn't even consider that they're not cis for so long. Like. Yeah they don't like skirts and don't always like being called someone's "girlfriend" but that's normal patriarchy stuff. They would know about gender their boyfriend is trans!

Then the thieves come and they awaken a persona and. Oh. Okay yeah gender doesn't exist anymore

This Makoto would love rock music. Shonen anime fan, likes strategy rpg games like Final Fantasy, they finish homework too fast so during study dates with their boyfriend, they lie back on whoever's bed and watch anime or play a game between helping Haru with questions

Besties with Ryuji too. They give each other workout tips for building a more masc frame, and use their competitiveness to drive the other to keep up health. Makoto does help him get hormones and such when he's ready for em cause they're BROS THEYRE BESTIES

Skate fashion. The baggy joggers or cargo pants, sneakers, big big jackets. Plaids, chains from the belt loops, graphic tees.

GLASSES. I gave Makoto glasses. They have glasses. So with the shorter, messier hair, the way it parts to the side kinda like Sae's, and the glasses, Makoto really wants to distance themselves from who they were under Kobayakawa. Of course, they prefer wearing contacts. They don't wanna look like a "nerd"

Now, Makoto's the same height as canon, but. Haru's about 5 cm taller, so it's. Taller soft boyfriend and slightly smaller grunge partner who tells the server "he asked for no pickles"

And yeah, they'd bind sometimes, but safely, and only at home or hanging out with the Thieves, or out with Haru. They feel fine without it, but, it does scratch an itch that isn't always there

This Makoto would say Fuck Cops.

And, well, they're very in love with Haru. And they get along with Sae! They were isolated a little by Kobayakawa but, after the confession, they're very grounded. They've got their big sister, and their lovely boyfriend, and now a group of friends who are scarily ride or die

#gender thieves

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crystalmonk5579 · 8 months

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Haii totally not a suspicious blog post for my bestie @ninjapaste >:3c

Bazhagen/Duke Wyatt

A/n: NONE OF THESE ARE CANNON BESIDES THE EAR WIGGLES AND THE EAR PETS OK?! I'm literally just doing this bc Robyn is asleep and I don't wanna bother them lol anyways let's begin!!!

~~o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o haiiiiio⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o~~

Bazhagen:

Ok, pets fucking start off with the obvious, his ears are sensitive. Like not really sensitive where it could be painful, but like, lil tingles when you touch em.

His bf Lucian(my oc) will pet his ears sometimes

This mofo can get jealous as easily as a fly and flap it's wings. Like Lucian could be talking to someone from Durmitch and if they do ONE WRONG THING IT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING DEATH GLARE FOR THE REST OF THE COVO

Very into pda but I feel like that's a given bc of his out going natured personality

This man will constantly tease Lucian Abt anything so be fucking careful when you're around baz, he will never stop reminding you of embarrassing things. Like you guys could be talking and he could call you kale teeth in reference to when you were talking to your crush and you had a piece of kale in-between your teeth.

Doesn't trust wild animals in Durmitch for three reasons, 1.) They're probably dangerous 2.) They could be used as listening devices for some magical people! And 3.) Lucian might adopt them and they're gonna steal his bfs attention away from him >:(

Honestly, I think he might be really fucking good at rock climbing for some reason...

This man is willing to pick up his small 5' bf and just smother him with kisses in public, no holds back all out, just to either scare someone off or just to show he loves his bf sm

Willing to just show up unannounced and bring you gifts if he ever senses you are sad one singular bit. "Heyyy, I saw you were acting not like yourself, and really really sad for whatever reason so I bought out an entire bakery with my friends money, you wanna watch the real elf house wives?"

HEAVY ASS SLEEPER ISTG IT WILL TAKE A FUCKING MILLION MAN MARCHING BAND TO WAKE HIM UP A LIL BIT/hj

I think he might really be into soda or root ear floats in a modern au

I think he might also really like axe throwing too, both as practice for fighting and competition!

This man's hair is so so so fucking rough and jaggy like look at it, it looks like a susuwatari from studio Ghibli movies except they're all greased up and spiked to make him look cool

I don't think he actually likes the leather pants he wears, like they're very restrictive and not good for fighting, not to mention it must fucking itch badly since I'd assume Durmitch woods are kinda like rainforests. And we all know that leather pants + humid/wet rainy areas= ITCHY ITCHY!!!!/neg but eh, who gives a shit!?! He looks cool in em

Cry baby when he gets a cold "OUGHHHHH LUCIAN WHY MUST YOU ABANDON MEEEEE?!!?!?" "....babe you have a mild cold, you'll be fine in a couple of days" "*sniffling and sobbing* WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?"

Duke Wyatt:

His hair is so fucking soft istg, it looks so fluffy and soft and nice to touch

I bet he smells like dandelions and tree sap from the woods

Modern day au I think this man would have a skincare routine ngl

I think if he could I would actually be really really good at drawing!!! Like omfg I bet his penmanship from song wriitng

Man will sometimes unconsciously death grip Lucian while he's cuddling him by accident

Would slightly die inside if his favorite patisserie would go out of business and he couldn't get his almost croissants anymore

This man gives like the bestest hugs ever istg, they're tight and soft at the same time and theyre long but not too long that they over stay their welcome

Honestly....he'd slay in a summer dress, LIKE ESPECIALLY THOSE DAINTY WHITE ONES WITH SUNFLOWER PRINTS THAT GO SO WELL WITH A SUN HAT

Very very good at dexterity shit with his hands bc of wood carving, speaking of hands!

Very calloused and gritty on the sides bc of accidently nicking himself while making flutes and other wooden things, carrying logs, wood cutting etc etc

HE IS A FUCKING HEATER WHEN JT COMES TO CUDDLING, HE IS PERFECT FOR EXTRA COLD WINTER NIGHTS

(Modern au)Hates and I mean HATES SCARY AND GORY MOVIES WITH ALL HIS HEART

Actually more of a cat person than a dog person, as much as he gives off golden retriever bf vibes tho, they're just a lot calmer and more nice to be around...and they won't chew up his flutes!!!

(modern au) any movie relating to animals dying like a dogs purpose, Marley and me, etc etc. They make him go through all the stages of grief for a 5 day period.

He really really likes flannels too!!

That's it for now y'all!!! Have a nice day/night/evening!!

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scarfwrites · 2 years

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Their Friends as your Wingman Iwaizumi Tsukishima Akaashi ft. Oikawa Hinata & Bokuto

❅Genre : Fluff, Crack

❅Pairings: Iwaizumi x Reader

Tsukishima x Reader

Akaashi x Reader

❅Warnings: none

❅A/N : Not me wishing these boys and their friends were real also I did not expect this to be pretty long

REPOST FROM MY OLD BLOG

Iwaizumi

“Cmon Y/N-chan just tell him already!” Oikawa said annoyed

“What if I get rejected? It's gonna be so awkward between us. Plus I don't like him like that” you said as you laugh nervously

You and Oikawa were in your house doing your project though halfway through Oikawa decided to bring in the topic of your crush on Iwaizumi so you both got distracted because he wouldn't shut up about it.

“Ooh I'm Y/N and I totally do not have a crush on Iwa-chan. Shut up you're literally throwing your panties at him” he scowled whilst making fun of you “He's not gonna reject you I'm the love genie and I can tell he likes you” he said proudly

“Love genie my ass aren't we here for a project can we stop talking about this” you said getting back to your project. “Ugh you're no fun Y/N-chan” he rolled his eyes

'Don't worry I'll find a way' he thought smirking smugly

“What are you smiling about” you said narrowing your eyes

“Nothing that concerns you, let's get to the project!” He said pushing you towards the table.

A few days after that you noticed Oikawa was too conveniently quiet which made you and the team very suspicious.

“Have you guys noticed? Captain's been awfully quiet” Kindaichi said as he went to the benches

“Awfully quiet to the point it's weird that's very abnormal of him” Matsun chimed in

“Yeah usually he would be yapping and acting like a overgrown child” Iwaizumi said nonchalantly

“Let's take a moment to thank the Gods and appreciate this opportunity that we almost never get,” Maki said, clapping his hands together.

“EXCUSE YOU ALL I'M RIGHT HERE” Oikawa yelled

“Oh god he's back to normal bring him back” Maki groaned

“You're all so mean to me maybe I should consider going to Shiratorizawa” he said crossing his arms

“Hey hey don't leave were just joking around” you said hugging him as Iwaizumi glared at Oikawa

“Hmmm fine” Oikawa looked away

“Why have you been so quiet” Iwaizumi asked lifting his eyebrows

“Ohh nothing dont worry Iwa-chan” he smiled patting his back

You narrowed your eyes at him as he smiled at you smugly

“What are you planning” you whispered

“Don't worry about it bestie you'll thank me later” he winked

The rest of the day you were mixed with emotions like confusion and suspicion. Every time you tried asking Oikawa he would shrug you off.

Then Valentine's day came along. There was apparently a prom that you really didn’t care about so you told every suitor that you weren’t attending. You got a lot of chocolates from the boys at your school as you did every year being the manager of the volleyball club and having the looks to back it up you weren’t suprised.

“Looks like someone’s locker is filled again” Matsun said as he opened his locker

“Yeah same as always” you said nonchalantly putting all the pile of cards away

“I bet you wish it was Iwaizumi, am I right?” Matsun said smugly as you blushed profusely

“Shut up” you retort

“You aren't gonna eat any of the chocolate right? So you wouldn’t mind if I take some” Maki said smiling mischievously

“You’re just gonna bother me until I say yes won’t you” you said narrowing your eyes to which he nodded smugly

“Fine go ahead” you sighed in defeated

“Thanks,” he said, taking the chocolate and eating it. “You know you should have a competition with Oikawa on who gets the most gifts for valentines day winner takes all” he continued

“No thanks I don’t know what I’d do with all the bouquets and chocolates and before you answer I’m not giving it to you” you said closing your locker

“Eh worth a shot” he said going back to eating the chocolates

“Yahoo~~ Y/N-Chan~~” you hear a too familiar voice

“Oh Oikawa what are you doing here” you asked

“I just wanna give you a little something something” he smiled smugly

“Would you like puke as a thank you gift” Maki said in disgust

“Shut up this isn’t about you” Oikawa scowled

“Oh chocolates?” you said opening the gift

“Read the card” he smiled

“Oh ok it says—”

“Y/N WAIT!!!” you hear someone yell

“Huh” you all said in unison apart from Oikawa who was smiling devilishly

You see Iwaizumi running as fast as his feet could take him

“Hajime? What’s up” you asked

“DO NOT READ THAT YET” he said panting trying to catch his breath

“Huh why not” you asked

“R-read this first” he said shyly handing you a gift

Apart from the chocolates there was a locket of the first time you three met though Oikawa was cut off so it was you and Iwaizumi.

“Woah” is all you said, too shocked to try to process what was going on. Did your crush Iwaizumi Hajime, the ace of the volleyball team, really confess to you? Or rather gave you gifts for valentines day?

“I’m not done Y/N will you go out to prom with me?” he said handing you a rose while looking down in embarrassment. You were sure you were as red as a tomato. He literally asked you out to prom. You weren’t sure if you were dreaming or if this was real.

“I-Is it a yes or no” he asked nervously interrupting your thoughts

“Oh right” you giggle “Yeah I’d love to go out with you” you smiled brightly

“Finally!” you hear Maki groan “It’s about time you both got together” he continued

“Wait what was in the box” you asked Oikawa

“Oh I was gonna ask you out to get Iwa-chan to ask you out and it worked” he said proudly

“Pfft typical Oikawa” Matsun chuckled

“I’m gonna kill you for evening thinking about stealing her away from me” Iwaizumi said cracking his knuckles

“WAAAAH I WASN’T I SWEAR AND I HELPED YOU WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE” he screamed running away

You Matsun and Maki all laughed as you all watched as the two boys doing their shenanigans

“You know Oikawa may be a pain in the ass but I’m glad he kinda is” you smiled softly

“Yeah I guess he wouldn't be Oikawa if he wasn’t like that” Matsun chuckled

“Yeah we get to see Iwaizumi beat him up if he pisses us off” Maki laughed

Tsukishima

You were in the auditorium after school warming up your voice. As you practiced your soft but powerful voice wafered through the air capturing the hearts of a lot of your “audience”.

“Dude I think I heard the sound of a real angel” Nishinoya said admiring you

“Of course Y/N is the best!” Hinata yelled raising his hand to a victory pose

“She's also so amazingly talented” Nishioya continued as Tanaka nodded

“Yeah we get it whatever” Tsukishima scowled in annoyance

“Woah when did you get here Tsukidude” Tanaka said surprised

“None of your business” Tsukishima said angrily

“He came to see—”

“Shut up Yamaguchi” He quickly scolded

“Sorry Tsuki” he said sheepishly

“You did a great job Y/N!” Hinata said as you both high fived

“Woah Tsukishima? didn't think you of all people would come here” you gave him a soft smile

“My heart” Tanaka and Nishinoya said in unison

“So you're saying you don't want me here” he said narrowing his eyes

“Of course not, everyone's welcome to watch it's just weird seeing the sarcastic Tsukishima in a place like this” you explained

“Whatever” he said rolling his eyes as you went back to practice

“Well he's back to normal” Yamaguchi chuckled

“Hey Yamaguchi do you think Tsukishima likes Y/N” Hinata said mischievously

“Oh I'm sure he does like her but he would never admit it” Yamaguchi said

“Well he wouldn't be Tsukishima if he wasn't like that” Hinata chuckled

After school you met up with Hinata and Kageyama for some ideas for a song to sing for the upcoming sports festival. The school assigned you to sing some kind of opening for the festival. You three were going through song choices.

“How about this one?” Kageyama pointed to one song

“It's a good pick but it's too vulgar the school would never allow it” you said looking through for more songs

“What about this one” Hinata smiled

“Yeah but that's too sad they need to feel upbeat and hyped up for the festival” you explained

“Oh yeah that's true” Hinata said thinking of more choices

“I KNOW!” he yelled as you and Kageyama looked at him

“How about this song! It totally expresses your feelings for Tsukishima!” Hinata said with the biggest smile his face as you blush profusely

“STUPID HINATA WHAT ARE YOU SAYING” Kageyama yelled angrily at Hinata

“HEY! Don't yell at me it was just an idea” he said crossing his arms angrily

“Hey both of you stop fighting” you scolded

“Sorry” they said in unison

"I'll just sing this song it's catchy and totally hypes people up” you smiled

“I would've prefered what I said” Hinata muttered

“You're so desperate to get them together” Kageyama glared at Hinata

“Well it would make her happy! Don't you want her to be happy?” Hinata said as Kageyama sighed in annoyance and looked away

“Aha! I know a perfect way to get them together” Hinata smiled

For the next few days you were rehearsing the song for the sports event. You usually saw Tsukishima listening though he tried to watch undetected. You of course saw the others teasing him though you couldn't hear what they said he looked pretty embarrassed. The day of the event came and you were prepared with a cute outfit to match the song so you were gonna do some last minute rehearsals.

“Hey Y/N you nervous?” you hear Tsukishima say across the room

“Woah you scared me” you chuckled

“Well yeah kinda I mean I know I've done this for the school but I still can't help it” you said nervously as rubbed your hands together

“Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do great, you always do after all. So you better not disappoint me alright?” He said though in an annoyed voice you smiled brightly

Did Tsukishima really compliment you and say he believes in you? You must be dreaming

As you went to rehearse you felt something odd with the song though you couldn't put your finger on it. As soon as the music played you panic knowing the song was definitely different from the one you were supposed to sing. You recognized the tune. It's the song Hinata recommended before.

He definitely did this on purpose to make you do this you thought

You were now extremely nervous as you were basically gonna confess Infront of the whole school and you knew that Tsukishima hated being the center of attention. You tried looking everywhere but it was too late and the event was starting. Well here goes nothing you thought nervously

As the music started you tried calming down and focused on belting your heart out. Though you originally did not rehearse for this song, you've sung it a million times in your room with Hinata imagining that it was Tsukishima. It's definitely why he picked this specific song. In the end you still got your standing ovation and the event still continued like normal though the song and the way you sang it made it pretty obvious that you were singing it to someone.

You were tidying up backstage and getting in normal clothes when you heard your door open. You turned around to look and you saw an annoyed looking Tsukishima. Inside you were panicking. Did you really upset him that bad? you thought.

“Hey” he said quietly

“Oh hey Tsukishima” you said nervously

“So… that song you chose was pretty interesting” he said scratching his neck

“Oh you think so” you laugh nervously

“Who were you singing that to” he said quietly

“Huh” you said confused

“Do I really have to repeat myself? Who were you singing this to” Tsukishima said annoyed

Is he jealous? you thought

Here you were panicking that he would get mad at you for basically confessing to him in front a lot of people yet he was dense as air and instead was basically jealous of himself

You couldn't help yourself and started laughing covering your mouth to hide it though you still failed.

“What's so funny” he glared at you

“Sorry it's just” you couldn't speak you were laughing so much so you waited until you finally calm down

“The song was meant for you” you said sheepishly as he blushed profusely

“W-What are you trying to mess with me” he scowled

“Huh no I'm serious” you said

“Prove it then” he challenged

You move towards him giving him a soft kiss on the lips whilst pulling him in a tight embrace

“Is that enough proof for you?” you smiled

“I guess so” he blushed looking away

“Just so you know I didn't pick that song on purpose someone swapped the song and—”

“THAT SOMEONE WAS MEEE” you hear Hinata who bursted through the door

“You are such a cheeky little orange” you said narrowing your eyes

“Well it was the only way to get you confess to him” Hinata explained

“You had to do it in front of the whole school? She had to do it impromptu” Tsukishima glared angrily

“Well it worked out” Hinata shrugged as Tsukishima got up

“Hey Sho you need to run” you chuckled

Hinata was then chased for the rest of the day by Tsukishima while the team watched their shenanigans

Akaashi

You were walking with Akaashi going to the cafeteria to get lunch. You both chatted a bit while waiting in line though it was more of you getting lost in his eyes. Though you soon woke up from your trance as soon as you heard a familiar voice booming through the cafeteria.

“HEY HEY HEY!” Bokuto yelled across the room “Y/N, AGASHEEE WAIT FOR ME!” He continued to yell as some students groaned in annoyance

“Bokuto not so loud you might get in trouble again” Akaashi lightly scolded

“Oh right sorry” Bokuto chuckled

“Y/N! I need a favor” he asked shyly

“Huh what is it” you asked him

“Can you help me with my homework?” He asked

“I don’t know I’ve got a lot of stuff to do too Bo” you

“Please Akaashi told me I won’t able to play volleyball if I get a bad grade on it” he pleaded with his signature eyes

“You don’t have to do Y/N I could help him as soon as I’m done with my stuff” Akaashi said looking at you

You swear you heard your heart thump

“No it’s alright I can’t say no to that face anyways” you giggle

“THANK YOU Y/N YOU’RE THE BEST” he smiled brightly as he pulled you into a very tight hug

“BO I CAN’T BREATH” you said trying to catch your breath

“OH SORRY” he said letting go as you pant heavily

“Don’t give her a hard time later alright?” Akaashi said patting your back

“Yeah Yeah I know don’t worry Akaashi” he smiled

You all got your lunches and ate as soon as you sat on the table. Well Bokuto and Akaashi were, however you were busy staring at Akaashi again until Bokuto poked you.

“Y/N if you aren’t gonna eat your food can I have it” he asked as his eyes glittered

“No I need to eat too” you said stuffing food into your mouth

“You seem to be too busy staring at Akaashi though” Kaori whispered as she sat right next to you as Bokuto gasped

“You were staring at Akaashi?!” He whispered

“What?! No” you whisper shouted

“You definitely were” Yukie chimed in

“I don’t mean to pry but what are you all muttering about” Akaashi asked raising an eyebrow

“NOTHING” you said continuing to eat weirdly

“Hmmm my owl senses say that as the captain of the team and their bestfriend I need to help push them to right way” Bokuto smiled

“Don’t do something stupid” Yukie chuckled

“Pfft of course I won’t” Bokuto retorted

After lunch you noticed Bokuto acting more ecstatic than usual though you decided not to pry. After school finished, You and Bokuto walked together to his house to help with his homework. You noticed Bokuto spending quite a lot of time on his phone which was weird as you were used to him talking about random shenanigans that he found fascinating. Usually you wouldn’t care but he was acting very off earlier.

“You seem quite busy on your phone” you said looking at him though he did not respond back laser focused on his phone

“Hello? Earth to Bokuto” you said waving your hand in front of him

“Oh sorry y/n” he said putting his phone away acting as if nothing happened

‘Hmm weird’ you thought

“Who were you texting?” you asked

“Texting? I wasn’t texting I was playing games” he smiled nervously

“Bo we both know you can’t lie so who were you texting” you asked with a bit more seriousness to your voice

“It’s no one anyways” he said looking away sheepishly you were about to ask again but you were interrupted by him

“Oh look were at my house let’s go do my homework and help me with my math” he said speeding towards his house as you sigh

You decided not to pry as you knew he would use some lousy excuse not to talk about earlier and continued on with his math homework. You were mostly the one doing his homework if not all because he kept using his phone while you were trying to help him till you decided to take his phone.

“HEY Y/N NO FAIR” he yelled

“Bo I have literally done all your homework and you haven’t been paying attention” you scolded

“Ok i'll pay attention but can I have my phone back” he said with his puppy eyes as you sighed loudly

“Fine but you better pay attention” you scold

“Ok will do” he smiled

He actually did keep his word in paying attention though sometimes he would be on his phone he still paid attention to what you were saying so it was all good.

The next day as you went to your locker to get the books you needed you noticed a letter you’ve never seen before. You opened it curiously and carefully as you read it.

| Meet me at the rooftop of the school after school at 5 don’t keep me waiting XOXO |

‘Huh?’ is all you thought. You weren’t sure if you should come or not as this letter could mean anything though you don’t see any harm in going. Your thoughts were interrupted by the bell signaling you to go to your first period.

After school once it reached five you decided to go to the roof as you went to the top the door suddenly shut and locked itself.

“Shit i forgot these doors were like this” you muttered examining the door to see if it was tightly shut

“Y/N?” you hear a familiar voice. You prayed that it wasn’t what you think it was as you panic quietly and turn around. Unfortunately it looks like the Gods didn’t favor you today as once you turned around you immediately saw a confused Akaashi.

“Keiji? What are you doing here” you asked confused

“I’m just as confused as you” he replied “I was actually trapped a few minutes ago” he continued

“Well now looks like we’re both stuck” you laugh nervously

The Gods definitely have it against you as you were now locked inside with Akaashi whom you had the fattest crush on.

“Wait, why were you up here?” you asked

“Well I got a letter to meet up here at 5” he said nonchalantly as he showed you the letter

“Wait that’s the exact same letter that I got” you said showing him yours

“Probably isn't a coincidence then but why would anyone want both of us to be here?” he wondered out loud

You then put all the pieces together. It was definitely Bokuto though you don’t know who wrote the letter as it definitely wasn’t his handwriting you were sure that this was his plan. And you were sure he was outside listening to all this so if you wanted to get out there's only one solution.

“I think I know the reason why” you muttered shyly

“Really what is it?” he asked innocently

“Listen Keiji um” you said nervously as he looked at you

“I’ve liked you for a really long time and If my guess is correct that person definitely knows so they probably did this to make me say all this. But it’s totally fine if you don’t feel the same way we can still be fri-” you quickly got interrupted by a soft peck on the lips

“You sure talk a lot it reminds me a bit of someone” he smiled

“I like you too Y/N” he continued as you smiled brightly

“SEE MY PLAN WORKED” you hear someone yell behind the door

“You mean MY PLAN?” You hear another voice yell

The door then gets pushed open as you see Kuroo and Bokuto arguing

“Oh I thought the handwriting was suspiciously familiar” Akaashi said narrowing his eyes

“Of course it was me you both would’ve known it was Bokubro if he wrote it” Kuroo said

“So that’s why you’ve been on the phone yesterday” you said looking at Bokuto with angry eyes as he chuckled

“Yeah and? I got you together with Akaashi I think i deserve a thanks” Bokuto said smugly

“No i think i deserve it because it was MY PLAN” Kuroo chimed in

“Well I was the one who thought of getting them together first” Bokuto retorted

“Alright that’s enough you two” Akaashi sighed

“Let’s all get ice cream if it will keep you both from arguing” you giggle as Bokuto jumped in joy

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darklydeliciousdesires · 1 year

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Beyond the Blood Tie - Chapter Five.

Another update to see us into the weekend, besties. We have a new character to introduce, and a few little revelations, too. Enjoy! :)

Previous Chapters - One Two, Part One Part Two Three Four

Words - 5,414

Tag list - In the comments. Please DM to be added/removed

Warnings - 18+ content throughout. Minors DNI!

Edie's POV

Ahhh, shit. You know when you’re so tired, you don’t notice that you didn’t shut the curtains all the way together the night before, and then you wake up to a beam of light hitting you right in the eyes? Welcome to my morning, everyone.

The alarm goes off shortly after, prompting my agitated grumble. I don't like leaving my pit after only five hours of sleep, but I do have good reason to. I'm going to Vic's for breakfast, to help him enjoy his first day of a long-deserved vacation period from work. He isn't actually going away anywhere; he says the only thing that is calling him is the hammock in his back yard. I haven't seen him for two weeks because our shift patterns have clashed (he works with his brother at the twenty-four-hour grocery store they own) so I'm looking forward to catching up with him.

Eventually sliding out of bed and then falling over where I left my clothes when I got in, I snort laugh at my own ridiculousness, rub a newly carpet burned knee, getting back up again and taking my laundry to put in the wash. I treated myself to a new machine recently, after the one Aileen kindly gave me eight years ago finally gave up. Her husband Mike is one of these guys who enter all those competitions you never think you're going to win, and wins them. He won the new washer dryer just six months after winning a Kawasaki motorbike he and Aileen gave to their eldest son as a twenty fifth birthday gift. Some people have all the luck. Well, I guess I benefitted from their generosity, so I have little cause for complaint.

After putting my clothes in with a few towels and other jeans awaiting the wash, I then go and take care of washing myself. I'm a low maintenance girl, I don't wear makeup unless I'm out socially, and I let my hair dry naturally almost always since it has a nice natural wave to it. I'm still in love with lilac, even if the dead guy I’m punishing continually pokes at me over it. It would seem someone else isn't keen on it either, when he sees me roughly half an hour later.

"Dear god, what did you do to your hair?" Vic exclaims, after swinging open the screen door to me on the porch.

"I fancied a change, I dunno. I never went through that dye your hair crazy colours phase as a teenager.” Heading up the step, I pause to kiss his cheek, continuing into his lovely, rustic home.

"Then why the hell did you start now?" he teases with amusement, giving my damp tresses a little tug as I walk into the kitchen, the smell of bacon, sausages and pancakes becoming stronger with every step, until I'm sitting before the array of goodies at the table, pouring coffee from the pot for us both while Vic fetches the syrup from the microwave. Just as I'm putting the pot down again on its stand, my eyes are distracted by the images on the television. I didn't get chance to turn on the TV and check out the news before I left.

"What the actual fuck? Woah!" I exclaim as I see the images being streamed live from a gas station up in flames, Vic pausing to listen to the news caster before taking a seat opposite me.

"I guess the protesters finally decided to take action. How this kind of behaviour will help though, well I don't know.” Because of course our ties to the East (and their fuel) were well and truly severed over a hundred years ago, the USA has had to use their own stocks of gasoline since vehicles began to be imported again (all Japanese cars, one of the only manufactures left after the disaster) and whereas we all know we've got enough fuel, the USAC are whacking up the costs so much that people just cannot afford it.

You'd be honestly surprised at the amount of people who use alternative transport, like bikes, or in more rural areas people even use horses instead of having to pay for gas. The prices of it are the reason alone why I don't drive, preferring to either walk or use the bus. Cabs are pricey too, again because of the gasoline.

Okay, I think I need to put the brakes on here and back up to explain a few terms you're about to hear me and Vic discussing. The USAC stands for the United States Authority Coalition, and that is this day and ages' version of a government. It was all formed many years ago by the men and women who became the leaders and figureheads of their towns (or rather settlements) after the disaster, needing to form some kind of unity and routine in law from state to state.

As the title of the organisation suggests, it is run in coalition. Also, we no longer have a police force, but what is known as the Enforcement Officiating Unit, with Enforcement Officers (or E.O's as they're more commonly known as) instead of police officers. They're fully armed and very efficient at their jobs, and usually great people who are very un-corrupt. That differs a lot from how law enforcement used to be, so I'm told.

"They're ridiculous, to just set it on fire and waste the fuel like that! The USAC will just put up the prices even more now. Oh lord, is that footage of another one? Jesus!" I exclaim, after the coverage switches to a scene over the other side of town to where another gas station has gone up in flames. I just hope no one was seriously hurt, I really do.

"You're right, they will if people keep on setting the stations alight. I haven't checked the national news yet, so I don't know if the protestors are doing the same in other states.” He grabs the remote to change stations to CNN, where we find that gas stations in California, Washington, Virginia and Georgia have also been subjected to arson attacks.

As we eat our breakfast, watching the news unfolding as Enforcement Officers arrive to the scenes en masse to control the unrest, we witness it all becoming a hell of a lot worse. The arson attacks lead to protestors fighting with the E.O's, rubber bullets being fired left and right, enforcement dogs barking at the end of their leashes, burning debris being hurled into the road and endangering people trying to pass the area safely, mounted E.O's falling off their startled horses and being dragged up the street. It is, without a doubt, fucking mayhem out there right now.

"Good golly! Someone's going to be busy over the next few weeks!" Vic exclaims, nudging my leg with his soft slipper covered foot, shaking his head at the images on the screen.

"I was just thinking that! I will be, you're right, which means we're probably going to have to take in two per chamber. Great, that's all I need, a human sack of crap and the vampire to deal with," I mutter into my pancakes.

"Oh, you got a vampire in right now? Ooooh, I don't envy you! What's he like?" Vic questions curiously, spiking a sausage with his fork and using it to mop up some maple syrup.

"He's an asshole," I begin while chewing through a mouthful of bacon. He laughs immediately, probably more at the disgruntled look on my face more than anything. "Seriously, he can't just take the punishment. He yaks on and fucking on at me, trying to bring me down or figure me out, but that's not all. The first night I was in there with him, he tricked me and I ended up getting attacked." I then finish, watching Vic's eyes widen.

"He attacked you? Son of a bitch!" he exclaims angrily. "But you look alright, I can't see any scars on you or anything."

"The vampire we have overseeing his punishment gave me a few drops of her blood to heal me. That's where it was, all along here. He nearly tore a chunk of me away with him, it took three silver throwing stars to the back flung by Ahmed to get him to let go," I further explain.

"Well, I hope you gave him hell for it," Vic states, sipping his coffee.

"I went back in there and chopped both of his arms off," I reply casually, making him burst into hysterics.

"That's my girl," he praises fondly, shaking his head as he laughs. "How fast did they grow back, by the way? I don't know much about these vamps; they creep me out too much to even want to learn anything about 'em!"

"They're about half grown back now. It'll take time because we're not letting him rest properly or giving him what he requires in blood either, in an effort to keep him under control. I haven't noticed him getting much weaker in the week he's been with us for now, though. He's trying to play mind games with me, and he's winning. He can feel what I'm feeling, you see. When he attacked me, it wasn't to hurt me, it was to get his blood into me. Vampires can form blood ties with humans, which is something I've been reading up on since it happened.

“What happens is, that when their blood goes in your system and vice versa, they're able to pick up on your emotions, just like I can pick up on some of his, flashes of his memories, too. According to what I've read, the more blood in the system, the stronger the bond. He only bled into the wound he inflicted on my shoulder a little though, so it isn't that bad," I explain for him.

"Well, he sounds like he's all rainbows and bunny rabbits," he begins sarcastically and somewhat darkly. "Won't he get further punishment for doing that to you, attacking you for such gain as this blood tie?"

"Yeah, he did. Me chopping his arms off. No, seriously though, there's nothing anyone can do now he's done it. It'll last for a while, apparently, and then it'll begin to fade after time unless the blood is topped up, which it definitely won’t be. I just have to deal with him playing with my head for the next seven weeks, which I'm not looking forward to. I'm a week in, well eight days to be exact and already, I just can't wait to see the back of him," I grumble sourly. I really cannot fucking stand that vampire.

"Why'd you let him get to you though, letting him play with your head? If you just ignored him, no matter what he felt, you wouldn't be dignifying him with a response to anything nasty he has to say to you. I assume that's what he's doing, being spiteful?" Spiteful. Yep, that’s Angel, alright. He is spite personified.

"See I tried doing that, but he's too smart for it to work. Also, some of the things he tells me are so interesting that I find myself drawn in, and it's hard to stop that. And yeah, he's spiteful. He rips it out of me over everything he can pick at. I’m an idiot, my tits are too small, my hair looks stupid,” I begin.

"I agree with him about the hair. Ouch, little tyke!" he interrupts me with, receiving a foot to his knee under the table for his comment over my hair.

"I could continue with the insults, but I'm not going to bother. It's him picking up on shit that I really don't like," I voice, while reaching for my coffee.

"I know I always taught you to never be a quitter, but if this is really bothering you then why not just switch with another punisher or something?" he suggests, giving me a concerned look.

"Because of what you always taught me, that quitting is for losers and I'm no loser. Also, doing that shows him that he's won, that I can't handle his taunting and I am not having that. No one does that shit to Edie Bailey and wins, no one. I just have to stop myself from finding the things he says interesting, because he's working me out so much more than I even realise, and he's dropping things that I think he's worked out will interest me. Like I say, all mind games. Vampires are famed for it, so I've heard," I reply strongly, determined that I will not let him get the better of me.

"Well, you stick to your guns, and keep me informed over how it's going. Man, is it a beautiful day out there. I think I'm going to get out and cut the lawn, and then move a few of those shrubs over to the shade as they're not doing well over in the sunnier part," he says, changing the subject to that of his beloved back yard. He really puts in the effort, and as a result it's incredibly beautiful.

"Do you want a hand?" I offer, getting up and taking his empty plate with mine over to the sink, running water into the plugged basin when I get there.

"You, you who hates gardening and leaves the grass until it's almost as tall as she is before she goes out to mow it?" he snorts, laughing with much amusement. It's at this point I have to proudly pull my phone from my pocket and show him the pictures of how my garden currently looks. "Oh wow, who'd you pay to do all that?" he adds when I show him the pictures of the cut grass and the newly dug flower beds around the perimeter of my yard.

"I'm proud to announce that this was all my own effort. I realised that after finishing my decorating project I was left with a lack of anything to do, and you know I like to keep busy, so I thought fuck it, no more excuses, I'm doing the yard work! And that's just what I did," I tell him proudly, returning my cell to my pocket with a smile.

"In that case then, there's an extra pair of gardening gloves in the shed, you go find them while I clear up in here. You don't have to do the dishes, go on, go." I’m shooed away from the sink, Vic grabbing the dishcloth and waving it at me. I do just that, heading through to the back door, scratching his lovely old dog Sadie on the head as I pass her, lying in her usual spot across the back porch.

I have a really nice rest of the morning with Vic, helping him move the shrubs and also planting a few of the trays of flowers he has waiting and ready, even being given the ones he has no room for to plant in my own bare beds. On my way home, I take a bus to the local hardware store and plant nursery, buying myself some more bits and pieces that I have to take home in a cab, to the tune of thirty dollars for a ten-minute journey. Ouch, looks like the gasoline crisis is much worse than I'd envisaged. Envisaged, my word of the day and there we go, I just used it.

I then spend an hour in my own garden getting everything planted, remembering what Vic said to me about not watering them when the sun is at its hottest, as the water will heat up and scorch the plants, so make a mental note to go back out there this evening with the hose pipe and give them a good dousing when the ball of fire in the sky has set. After fixing myself a huge sandwich and a bowl of fruit for lunch, I then settle down on the couch and have myself a bit of a nap, setting my cell alarm to go off at 6pm, so I have plenty of time to do chores and get ready for work.

Just as my eyes are blinking shut, I get one of those strange hallucinations I've been having, one of those flashes of memory being played through my head because of the blood of the vampire they belong to being in my body. The memory I see as ever is through his eyes, of a beautiful woman with a pretty tattoo across her throat smiling at him, kissing his shoulder, reaching to run her hand over the head of the sweet little baby he holds on his lap. It’s gone almost as quickly as it came.

I wonder if they were his family, when he was human? Probably. Actually, I don't even care, if I'm honest. I'm more bothered about getting in a few more hours of sleep before I have to go back to work and be taunted by him all over again.

Angel's POV

"No way, no fucking way! I ain't going in there with him, that's a fucking vampire, fuck off! No, no, no, no! I don't even belong here, those fucking E.O cunts started on me!" Those are the screams that disturb me from my rest, my state of switched off, which is all I'm able to achieve. I haven't slept properly in a week because of these damn chains around my ankles and throat, and now I have to suffer a problem with overcrowding here at the Correctional Department, because of wide scale rioting over gasoline prices or something. I didn't pick up much of the talk from outside of this chamber I've been hanging in for just over a week, since I've been resting as best I can between punishments. I feel weak and tired almost permanently, and now I have to share my quiet space with this noisy fucking human.

"He's bound in silver so he can't even move, let alone get to you. You should have thought about all this last night when you were torching a gas station and beating down female E.O's, shouldn't you? Dumb bastard,” Ahmed, the gigantic Arab tells the man as he hauls him in and then shackles him to the ceiling and floor a few feet down from where I’m standing.

"Wow, brave man attacking a female. What, the male E.O's too scary for you, pussy boy? Humans like you nauseate me," I spit coldly, without actually looking at him.

"And that's about the only thing to come out of your mouth in the last week that I agree with." Ahmed states, while pointing a finger at me, before turning and leaving the chamber.

"A vampire lecturing me about morals towards women, hah!" the man (and I use that term loosely) next to me exclaims, while I turn my head all I can to eye him.

"Even I draw the line at striking a female. You want to show that you're top dog? Find the biggest guy you can and beat the crap out of him. Don't pick on a woman thinking just because they've got tits, you'll win. You're about to find that out in painful detail, though," I smirk, before shutting myself down again and not listening to anything else he has to say while I prepare for Edie's arrival. I could feel the sunset a few hours ago (we have a built-in sense for sunrise and sunset) so there's only another couple to wait before she gets here, and I'll be in worse pain than I am all of the time. Now, I suppose you're thinking I'm quite the hypocrite for what I just said to the human, but let me explain.

You're probably thinking how I could have those kinds of morals when just last week, I attacked Edie. I didn't attack her to hurt her, I attacked her to bleed into her, and that's it. I would have done it to any punisher I'd have had, male or female. So, as I was saying, I never hit women when I was alive and I'm not about to start now I'm dead. Sure, I adhere to far fewer morals than I did when I was human, because being dead has made me have little to no conscience, but not striking women is something that stuck with me.

It's a coward's pursuit, men beating women specifically because they're women. It fails to impress. I know I expressed a desire to strangle my punisher when I first came in, but hey, the bitch had just chopped my arms off. I was annoyed. Mentally unravelling her will suit me fine, though. I have to find some way to keep myself amused and make her time in here as unpleasant as possible. I'm not taking this lying down. Chained up maybe, but lying down? No. I won't verbally submit unless I'm forced to by liquid silver.

I'm only being unpleasant to her because she's torturing me, she and the rest of the humans here have me in a position I don't want to be in. Otherwise, I'm pretty much indifferent to her. She doesn't much interest me.

Alright, fine. I’m lying my fangs off.

When I tell her she's ugly and trashy, it's to dent her and nothing more. She's very attractive to me, she has beautiful blue eyes, muscular arms, a nice ass, and I know I'd enjoy fucking her. God damn, right now I’d piledrive her right through this steel floor, I’m so fucking horny. I don’t like going without sex, it makes me cranky. There's her anger, too. I really like it. It arouses me, and I like the fact that she fights back verbally against me, even though she can't win.

She has tremendous spirit, but I still don't like her all that much. Mainly because she's beating me senseless five nights out of seven, obviously. Still though, I'd like to haul her off to bed and fuck her for about a week. What pisses me off is the knowledge that I can't. I could seduce her, absolutely no problem. I've done it to vampire women who've hated me in the past, and I know that even through her curiosity, Edie hates me for definite.

I just can't have sex with a human full stop. I have a slight problem with it, and have had that problem manifest itself a grand total of fifty-three times now. Quite simply, if you're a human and have sex with me, you won't survive it. I can't control myself at the point of orgasm, suffering a complete loss of control, and whoever I'm with gets drained dry. This is why I don't have sex with humans any longer, and if I slip up and do, it’s always with the false belief that 'this time, I will control myself’ before I bring them to my bed. But still, they never leave it alive, and I’m left with a corpse to bury before the dawn.

Despite what you might think, I’ve always felt a little bad for them. Vampires can still feel guilt, but more than that, I just feel pissed off for myself that I can't enjoy living flesh. One good thing about being in here is not having to listen to whichever human EZ brings home with him, screaming her lungs out while he performs the sexual equivalent of bludgeoning upon them. He does it just to piss me off half the time, the bastard. I still miss that bastard's presence, of course I do, he’s my brother.

I miss Ursula the most, though. I miss picking a period in time, a specific year or even month and asking what she was doing at that very point. I've learned an awful lot from just sitting and listening to her talk about times throughout the thousand years plus she's walked this earth. As a human, I wasn’t the most intelligent of people really. That shit had changed drastically in my death.

So yeah, I suppose this is why I'm so hard on Edie, other than the fact she's putting me through massive amounts of pain. She doesn't interest me to talk to, and I want to fuck her and I can't. There you go. I can feel my mood getting lower as the hours pass now, a week with only half the blood I should have had making me feel like shit. Yet another reason behind my vile mood, I'm hungry and tired. I'm not overly friendly, but I'm not usually this angry. I'm merely bad tempered some of the time.

As I've said before, I don't mind humans all that much, and in my line of work I have to be people friendly to a degree. Some assume just because vampires are dead that we need no money. In a way that is true, but you will find a large population of us who actually do have jobs. My present career differs greatly from the one I had while I was alive. I wouldn't want that again now even if I could have it. Being an outlaw without the MC, nah. Brotherhood was part of the reason I joined in the first place, that sense of belonging. I haven’t even ridden a motorcycle since before I was turned. No point, with how fast I move.

My current job is something where I can put my artistic side to use. I've always been talented with art and drawing, something that Ursula brought out in me more (she is a talented artist and then some, the portraits she draws look like they're photographs) until I became so good that I decided I needed to do something with it, so I did. I am one of the three owners and operators of the all vampire run tattoo shop, After Dark. Yeah, it’s a cheesy name, but it fits, since we obviously don’t open during daylight hours.

It's actually a thriving shop if you're willing to only have your appointment between the hours of sunset and sunrise, mainly because as vampires we're much quicker than humans in the application of tattoos. This is what makes us popular, as well as the fact that the designs by me, Eric and Salvatore (Sal to his friends) are the best in the whole of Las Vegas. Our skills cannot be beaten, hence why we've a waiting list that stretches into June next year. Even with me being away for two months and having to cancel all my appointments, it won't dent the business much. I'm good enough to wait for.

Ahhh, I smell a woman coming my way, a very specific one, too. Edie is here. I can detect her scent as soon as she walks into the building, even from down here. I know where all the humans are when they're here at any given time, because I've picked up on their scents.

"Well, what do we have here then? According to your arrest sheet, you're a man who likes to pick on female E.O's, including stabbing one in her left breast with a broken bottle, and throwing another into a pile of burning debris. Oh, I'm going to have so much fun with you," she chuckles, after walking in and approaching the human, his rap sheet in her hand.

"If you think I can be intimidated by some little bitch with pastel purple hair and no tits, then you've got another thing coming," the human replies with a snort, spitting on the floor.

"Funny, that. He said more or less the same to me when he came in, when he had both arms still,” she replies, gesturing to me with a pointed finger. Aha, that was pretty clever, I'll give her that.

He’s defiant in the face of her assertion. "Well, I'm not him.”

"No, you're not. You're several rungs below him in the food chain, in fact. If I have no problems putting him in his place, you don't pose any issues for me. Now, shut your mouth. Actually, you've no need to. I'll shut it for you.” Recoiling her fist, she swings hard, punching him straight in the jaw, her right first following the left before the left follows again and so on, until the chamber is filled with the sound of her raining blows upon his face.

"I'd have loved to have gotten my hands on you out there in the riots, I'd have torn you to bits in five seconds flat, bitch," he taunts her with as soon as she stops punching him.

"You really think so, huh? Okay, I'll let you keep on thinking that." She changes up her attack tactics to kicking, spinning off one foot to throw the other straight into the side of his ribcage. His beatdown continues while he carries on taunting her, using anything he can to try and piss her off, with none of it working. He's truly pathetic, but it’s as I hear his words and taunts that I suddenly I’m given something to think about. I have lowered myself in the insults I have personally thrown at Edie. Hearing them all handed back to her through the mouth and words of a human, and such a lesser human to myself, it's made me see that in handing her the same insults, I am lowering myself to his level. Pond scum level. Fuck. Ursula would be ashamed, and that is what smacks me the hardest.

I know what she'd say, I can hear her voice in my head. 'Angel, we do not lower ourselves in our retort to petty insults. Unless you can say something of significant cleverness with that mouth, it is best you keep it shut. Be dignified in your spite, my child.' That's exactly what she'd say to me, I know it. Messing with her head over her intellect, or lack of it, and getting her to say far more than she wants to me at times are all I should resort to. I know Ursula would tell me to just take my punishment without even acknowledging the human at all, that as a vampire I must find that aloofness to them and the situation. I struggle with it, though, that part of my nature is yet to mature, even though I turned a hundred this year.

I think I've got a little better, so much in the fact I can at least tolerate a human without wanting to kill them if they annoy or piss me off (for the most part) even if I can't control that impulse when having sex with them. This is why I don't do that any longer. Fuck, I'd do anything to fuck someone right now. Not that I'd be much good. I'm surprised I have a libido at all, I feel so weak, and lack of blood means I couldn't even get hard. We physically can’t, unless we’re fed.

The constant touching of silver to my skin is enough to drain me of my strength, Ursula's blood that I drank from her wrist before I was brought here now all worn off. Vampires seldom drink of each other, but when we do this is the only way, a creator giving their offspring blood if they need it. Any other dead blood will kill us. That was what made me that extra touch malevolent and powerful when I first arrived. It is also why I'm stronger than most vampires my age (EZ for example) because I was made with such ancient blood.

Still though, that strength fades from me with each day that passes. I have to endure sharing space in this chamber with many more humans, who all get on my last nerve, and of course, I also have to endure more pain from Edie, loathing her for every single ounce she inflicts upon me with such gusto.

I was wrong when I said she wasn't built for this job, for she's very enduring with her punishment. She doesn't tire, and with each time she inflicts pain upon me or a human that comes here and passes on again, her tenacity grows. She shows me two things in the first three weeks I'm here. The first is that she's much stronger than I even realised, and the second is as that while her strength remains constant, mine continues to weaken.

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Happy birthday Rin aaaaaa <33 I don't know you for long but in this short time you've always been nice to me and so friendly!! Also so sweet 💞💞 I really enjoy talking about our selfships with you!! And I really ship Meitham and Zhongrin - cuz of that I gifted ya 2 drabbles hehe <33 hope ya like them! Have a great day ahead and I hope you get everything you wished for! Hoping the next year's of yours will go smoothly and healthy!! ❤️

Now;; cuz of ya response from mawh ask - frfr like;; you always seem so nice on them <33 and then you even were an anon of me like fodhsndkdhjeke that was so cute doshwjkk 💞💞

Yes totally Rin hehe, do you play Obey me! too by any chance?

Dw Rin I give him enough kisses~

Just kidding. My heart belongs to Baizhu only. ❤️

Heh a bit too smitten even maybe fkebsiebnw (help it is?? I thought it's kinda annoying 🥹) LMAO RIN, so what day is it today?

*Zhongli standing in the distance with a proud smile on his face.* I think I can already explain it by myself hehe

Tbh I hate alcohol LMAO and my tolerance is pretty shit, I get drunk easily hehe oopsie (so Zhonglis alcohol tolerance is high?)

So ya don't have any children planned in your selfships?🤸💞 You already call him daddy - make him a real one Rin smh

OFC IT DOES RIN OFMG LIKE?? SITTING ON THE LAP OF SUCH A HANDSOME MAN?? RKDBSKIRBEJSIEHSBNSOFO BARKBARKWOOFWOOFAWOOGA I mean-

Awwww yes, do it again <33 and record it hehe

I once read that dogs can sense if someone is scared of them but idk if that's true but omfg;; your dog was so friendly then <333

I am sure the both of them will decide for you just right Rin, hehe <33 (help fkdhjsis but your selfships are so cute I can't dosbjsisns)

*dies* (it's great but kfmg omfg sidbsjjdbejs sometimes when Baizhu feels a bit chaotic he calls me "my future wife" and I and I and I lose it I really lose it I really lose it I really- *faints*)

Yes cuz of that I asked! Although you, ofc, can do your AU with your hubby's like they don't have a fanclub if ya want to 🥰

Alright alright no pressure <33 and omfg, my bestie would say 'Diluc' now, cuz she used to ship me with him and IDK WHY, but she enjoys it sm seeing Diluc as Baizhus competition

But if you would ask me, nawh. We don't have anyone who wants to destroy our relationship<33

aahhhhh thank you vi 💕 i enjoy talking about our selfships so much too!! you've been super friendly and welcoming and really indulging in my zhongrin and meitham selfship agenda, and i can't ever thank you enough!!!

truly a 'shared one braincell' moment 😭 i'm so amused bc it synced up so well like the same day i decided to haunt your inbox you decided to drop into mine THIS IS DESTINY I TELL YOU XD

i did actually! i used to! i love the lore and the characters but the game got too grindy for my taste and the lessons just got harder and harder and i got burnt out so i stopped playing oomph i think you probably can guess who i like lol-

yes yes (who said it's annoying??? i will kindly,.... persuade them to change their mind-) today is..... baivi day! i feel like terrorizing- i mean bullying- i mean lovingly indulge you with a very loving baizhu bot in the server <3

ok fine you win please carry me now-

SAME OMG VI WE CAN STICK TOGETHER AT PARTIES THEN literally i drank one small glass of apple cider one time and i got so sleepy i just crawled to bed and conked out. my family was so confused where i went (it was a new years party at home with the whole family kind of thing) (and yes, the dragon is a tank, the most he could get tipsy but never drunk drunk hlsdjfklsdf)

as of now not really! but perhaps one day with zhongli..... hehehe .......... yk what maybe i will. maybe i should start asking him to-

sitting on his lap, maybe with his hand on your thigh, or around your waist? either way you'll be pulled close onto his chest, his long hair slightly tickling your skin as baizhu's distinct scent along with some herbs surround you, making you feel right at home.... maybe even with his lips close to your ear, murmuring profound declarations of love? <3

i am so tempted to draw blushy!haitham now hsldkjflksdjf

she wassss i miss her ;w;

that they will hehe (I COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOURS PLS)

*notes down in clipboard* uh huh uh huh continue ;)

that is true.... perhaps not on this teahouse!au but on a parallel universe mayhaps pantalone and zhongli are silently playing 4d chess trying to win my heart hsldkfjslkdf

omg you know what would be super funny. it's a third party scenario who wants to separate you but it's bc of wholesome reasons. imagine being kaveh's younger sister and wanting to romance al haitham. wheeze. kaveh would be like "WHY HIM PLEASE NO YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER" lmao

love triangles are just a cute lil concept in fics bc omg??? two guys??? fighting over lil old me?? instant ego boost fr

diluc and baizhu huh... it's extra funny to me bc their elements don't match at all helphsldkfjsd

ah ok good good *quietly stashes vortex vanquisher back to its display*

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: dresvi 💚#rin selfships #zhongrin #meitham

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theluckyr · 2 years

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You

I'm back

Self aware Valorant Au finally met with the infamous (y/n)

Oh dear

To be surrounded with ALL agents from the protocol is a dream come true with a price to pay.

Some were try to be cautious, thinking it might be some sort of sick twisted threat that involves with you.

Some were gushed over about how adorable you look.

To break the tension, you introduce yourself to everyone. Then at the end of your introduction, you had a hiccup which you immediately covered their face to hide the embarrassment. Now the agents know that this is actually you in the flesh

Ever since that day, your day has always been occupied. From having tea time with cypher, hiking trails with Skye to making graffiti ideas with Raze, gun practice with Kay/o. The whole nine yards.

(Y/n) just knows which words to use for everyone and seeing them being so considerate to each of them only made their obsession grow.

But to the agents that you finished their contract in game, they would be your bestie. So it would be no surprise to see Sova checking up on you or out of nowhere Viper was helping you to cook some dinner.

There's always a competition when it comes to getting your affection. Maybe brimstone would ask you to get something at the store, almost everyone immediately asks Brim to let them accompany you. Jett asks if she can take you around Chinatown after shopping, KJ saying that she needs to get something from the store as well, Even the Lone wolf Yoru himself offered you a ride with his prized motorcycle.

It led to a huge argument so bad that Brim didn't ask you to run some errands again. But, he knows that some agents still ask you to hang out outside the protocol.

LOVES to involve you in any conversations. Because it would lead to another discussion about your personal preferences. Perhaps your hobbies, favorite food, favorite tv shows.

100% can de-escalate any situation.

Cypher : FOR THE LAST TIME, WHICH ONE OF YOU DRINK MY TEA?! I SWEAR I WILL K-...

(y/n) : is it the one on the lounge's cabinet? my bad, I thought everyone can use it so I…

Cypher : Well why didn't you tell me that earlier? I would've gave you some snacks to get along with ^v^

If you ever give them a gift, they will treasure it. Especially, you made them by hand. Heck, you can just sew their initials on a piece of handkerchief, you can bet that they wouldn't dare to use that handkerchief for everyday use.

After you slowly get the hang of it, you also noticed that some of your personal trinkets would go missing and would be replaced with new ones. Your signing pen is now replaced with the expensive one of the kind brand, the flowers on your vase would be replaced with new ones, your torn up blanket would also be replaced with knitted ones. Even your perfume that you just bought recently is already half empty and the weird thing is sometimes the lounge or the training ground would have some sweet smell like you.

If you were feeling under the weather and didn't come out from your room, all of the agents would be worried sick about you. But since they don't want to push you, they decide to give you some time for yourself. Don't make them wait for too long, they miss you.

#Valorant #valorant protocol #valorant fanfiction #self aware au

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yzeltia · 2 years

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Letters from the 3 WOLs

CW: Strong Language

Whoever came up with the phrase "blessed by light" can kindly stick a crystal up their ass.

I'm not going to say I've never benefited from my so-called "gift". It makes P.I. work a hell of a lot easier having a built-in bullshit detector. But when the whole greater destiny kicked in, my shit life became shitier. I was an orphaned searat, kicked out of The Stadium, and sent back to the docks of Limsa to develop a taste for ale and men with their own ships.

Once the Echo kicked in, I had an easy means of Gil. Solving shit people's, shit problems. Infidelity, missing people, stolen property. In my kind of work, a girl can eat well in a city of pirates. But of course, once the word gets out you've been given Mother's gifts, everyone comes around and demands more and more.

I probably wasn't as cynical to start. It was easy to get caught up in having a greater purpose aside from working, drinking, and bedding randos and I was always fond of cats. Locally notorious to locally famous wasn't a bad look either. You partner up with your witch friend, take out an Earth primal, and the Admiral uses your name in a sentence and suddenly everyone's your best friend. No longer the "bitch" that ruined their marriage, or the "little girl" who led to your arrest. Victoria, Hero of Limsa, wasn't terrible to hear. Hell, I even made a few real friends.

Then the shared destiny kicked in, the Warriors of Light. Mother calling to me. Men in gaudy cloaks cackling wildly about their god. Betrayal by a pussy whipped sad boy possessed by, said guy in cloak. Felling yet another primal terrorizing Limsa. Being a blonde's personal retainer. Saving, said blonde, for the umpteenth time. Dismantling Garlean occupancy and uniting Eorzea, twice. Then being framed for the dismantling and attempted assassination of one of their leaders. And then of course watching your friends die and sacrifice themselves endlessly, some not staying down, others revived to pine and simp over your every good deed. Going to another shard. Going back in time. Going to the fucking space.

And endless list of tedium that I did not sign up for, but was pulled into less Mother invade my headspace. The list goes on and on. Trauma after Trauma, Loss after Loss. At the very least, Hydallyn had the sense to choose three of us to not give the title one face to lean on and be constantly harassed.

If saving the entirety of the source wasn't enough, I am still called upon, my rest delayed so that I may voyage on with my snappish Miiqo'te besty and one of the others that share my title. Hopefully, it's the rigid Elzen and not the fuckboy.

Hopefully this you and the twins well, but I said I'd write since you've made sure the ale was plenty for my journeys, and I'm rather fond of your two little scions....We'll have tea or something when I return from Radz-at-Han. Clearly, I’m not much of a letter writer, so I send my condolences for my colorful language.

Best Wishes,

Victoria Fisher

Hey U'khuba!

What's good friend? Are the ladies missing me yet? Things have been wild since I saved the world, you know, again. I'm sorry I haven't made time to come home to see everyone, but someone has to keep the smiles on the Scion ladies' faces, and the competition is just as weak as it as at home. I'm so popular I'm even getting attention from a G tribe Tia, but they're a bunch of nerds so it's not surprising that even the guys would want to coil tails. I guess I'm popular with everyone now that I think of it. Probably Cause I'm. Such. A. Stud.

I wish I could satisfy them all but there's not been much time. The little Elzen guy that looks up to me said the Scions are taking a break for a while so I went off to look more into my Ascian friend's suggestion of figuring out where The Twelve the Twelve went. (Wow, that's really weird to write. But really, he was a cool guy). Figured I'd hit up Miss Krile and that Tia who worships the ground I walk on. I owe him a little adventure anyway. We're good buddies and I want to make sure he's okay with us just being friends. Maybe I can set up with one of the lady WOLs, he's got it bad for them too. I'm the world's greatest wingman as you know. Guess it comes with being the world's greatest hero. No one can resist my charm.

Anyway, I'm about to grab a boat and figured I'd write home to let you know I'm alive, though I'm sure stories of my heroic battle at the end of the universe has already reached your ears! Yes! That was me again! Send the ladies my love and be sure to let the old man know I’ve one upped him yet again in the hero department.

Best,

U’rahn Nuhn

Dearest Lucia,

I have treated you poorly in not making an effort to write sooner. I hope the sari that I have sent with the courier will make up for my neglect. It has been some time since we parted in Garlemald, and as I’m sure you know, the actions of the Scions of the Seventh Dawn and my fellow Warriors of Light have halted the Final Days. I imagine this comes as a great relief for yourself and Sir Aymeric.

I am due for a long overdue visit home; in fact, I was set upon it until moments ago. It seems that my abilities are needed back in Radz-at-Han. While I was looking forward to a visit with you and Aymeric, as well as the rest, my journey as one of Hydaelyn’s chosen, as always, comes first. Duty before all else is a sentiment we share.

At the very least, I am relieved my peers seem amenable in helping our friends in this latest challenge. Miss Fisher is accompanying me to further assist Y’shtola in her efforts to travel between shards while I seek an audience with the Vrtra in hopes to follow up upon a passing suggestion made by a departed friend. As for the rake, he is off with his fellow Seeker. It feels rude to say, but I shall enjoy his absence. His constant philandering hasn’t cooled down, even upon witnessing the majesty of the end of space. It is a wonder Miss Fisher hasn’t irreparably harmed him in retaliation over his scandalous and quite exaggerated comments on our relationship with him. He has never besmirched our honor; however, we do not want his stories to get out of hand and leave room for interpretation.

Anyway, I do hope you will take time to regale me of your exploits in Garlemald. With your sari, I have also a pouch of gil to help that angry young man we encountered on our visit. I ask that you see he gets it and remains well cared for. Mayhaps guide him forward into the Temple Knights? You found yourself there, and I imagine he will gain much from your and Aymeric’s tutelage...On second thought though he might not be keen on leaving his homeland. Whatever the case may be, I again ask that you see after his well-being and send me expenses.

Yours in Halone,

Jannie Eyradoux

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addisonlover · 2 years

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Alright, I’ve been thinking about this for little while, but how do you think the Addisons would handle having an S/O who’s also a rival salesman/store owner?

A/N: ooo interesting

Addisons with a rival salesman s/o

Pink Addison

They’re def not gonna like you or be the friendliest at first

They are gaudy and a little egotistical, they’re much more rude with other salesman than their siblings

You’re gonna have to be the one to initiate the friendly conversations

If you go out of your way to be nice then they’ll definitely warm up, if slowly

Giving gifts is a very good way to show you really don’t have any ill intentions

The way they try to be more friendly with you is suggesting collaborations between stores and buying drinks after work

Is constantly doing collabs with your store once you two get together, adores working with you (and against you)

Don't think that the rivalry will stop once you two are a thing, they're absolutely going to continue fighting with you

It's just going to become a joke at home as well

"Baby, you have to make dinner tonight, I got more sales than you did."

Blue Addison

They honestly don’t change much

If you’re rivals with one of their little brothers tho? They’re not gonna be exactly friendly

Is never outwardly rude towards you but def isn’t trying to be nice

Usually strikes up conversations with you while neither of you have customers

Both of you brainstorm together about new things to add to your store to bring new customers in

After y’all get together, they love to come into your store on their breaks to see you

They let you use their discount at whatever stores you go to

Please come see them on your days off or on your breaks, they love seeing you (especially if they’ve been having a bad day)

If you’re rivaling with one of their little brothers then the MOMENT y’all befriend each other he will not stand for it

You have to be nice to their siblings or else the relationship will not work out

Orange Addison

They aren’t that bothered? They don’t think they have any rivals (they just don’t see them as rivals)

If you try to do any rival stuff between your stores they’re either going to get a) VERY confused or b) kinda hurt that someone doesn't like them so much that they see them as a rival

Is gonna try and change it so that you don't see them as a rival and more like a not-so-coworker or Just Some Guy

Really doesn't like the thought of someone so close to them every day disliking them to an extent

Honestly the whole rival thing isn't going to play a huge factor in your interactions or relationship

They will try to become your friend if you lay off of the rival thing, they make a better friend anyways

Doesn't like mixing their business with their personal life so they won't try to like act different at work to talk about work when you two are off the clock

Yellow Addison

They are the best and the worst rival that you can get

Yes they're gonna be super competitive with you with just about anything but they're also gonna joke around so much that you'll want to befriend them instead

You two end up being work besties and rivals at the same time

Likes to tease you about different ways for you to compete at work and outside of work

The type to try and outdrink you and he fails within the first few rounds

If you two end up getting into a relationship almost nothing is different

They act the exact same as they did while you were just friends

Comes home with items from his shop that he thinks you'd like, doesn't really try to insult you

Much more of the teasing by going "Who can have more sales by the end of the month?" rather than "Obviously I'm a better salesman than you so why don't you just quit?" not super into insulting you

Spamton

He is so goddamn obnoxious about it. So goddamn annoying

He's shy at first with the rivalry, you'll have to start the banter at first but eventually he lays it on HARD

That Big Shot persona that he masters in his life starts out here

Even if he's a worse salesman that you are, he talks so well that it almost seems like he does better than everyone else

Y’all get so close that he doesn’t even notice when it blends into a friendship instead of a rivalry

Talks about you so much to everyone that everyone just already assumes you two are dating

Eventually he has to notice how much he speaks about you and how much he really cares about you

IMMEDIATELY goes to tell you that he loves you and he wants to go on a date Right That Second

Perks of being his s/o! If someone needs something and he doesn’t have it, he’s much more likely to recommend your store to them

Often stops in your shop during his breaks and lunches, expects you to do the same

One of his favorite things to do is play fight with you, verbally and physically

It’s like playing with a 5 year-old, just flip him onto his back

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gigilberry-wips · 2 years

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Hiccunzel holiday headcanons because my fandom bestie drop-kicked the idea into my head, tysm dearest 😂💖

- Between the two of them, Rapunzel would be more enthusiastic about snow, like she'd go running and leaping around in the first snow of winter at 5 in the morning. Hiccup would be the one who goes out with a mug of tea, stands there for a minute, goes "ah, snow", and shuffles back inside.

Rapunzel: "But aren't you from the north??"

Hiccup: "That's the point."

But Hiccup would also be the one to do one of those sweet, quiet show of love things, like he'd go out into the untouched snow right under their bedroom window, make footprints into the shape of a giant "I ♡ U", and then get back to whatever he'd been doing.

One time Rapunzel finally caught him in the act and recorded it to post online where she captioned it with "I love my husband so much"

- In their house the holidays would always signify funfetti pancakes, for some reason. It's the only time of year Hiccup's sweetness aversion vanishes and Rapunzel takes full advantage by making it a pancakes abomination weekend, where they both try to make the most gaudy, over-the-top pancake creations imaginable, like entire castles made of pancakes, whipped cream, and all the toppings. Hiccup deeply regrets this in the days after but that doesn't stop him from continuing tradition

- I feel like both of them would like holiday songs, which is exactly why both of them would try to annoy the other with surprise knock-off jingles that sound so bad and makes them go "how DARE you!" while laughing. They never know when the other will strike, and it becomes an unofficial competition.

- So👏🏾Much👏🏾Cuddling👏🏾

Because if one of the beloved headcanons is that Hiccup runs warm, then clearly Rapunzel gets cold easily and the seasonal struggle is her finding any way she can to warm up her icy toes

Many a cold morning starts with Rapunzel refusing to let go when Hiccup tries to get up, so he ends up puttering around the kitchen with Rapunzel still clinging to his back - yes, she's a morning person and yes she's perfectly awake, but she's too busy shmushing her face into Hiccup's shoulder and/or hair to bother using her legs

- Little gift giving gestures! They keep making little crafts every other day and gifting it to each other - Hiccup taking up his seasonal carving and making her little dolls and ornaments, and Rapunzel making those dolls little woven items, making him felt beanie baby animals, food in the shape of hearts, etc etc.

- The gift giving often ends up getting to the point where once the snow melts they have to do a spring cleaning haul and donate the items to yard sales because Too Much Stuff. Rapunzel, being someone who forms emotional bonds with inanimate objects, and Hiccup being the "but what if we'll need a matryoshka doll in the apocalypse" kind of lowkey horder, this breaks their collective hearts

- On that note, no hosting parties at their place because the house is full of nicknacks and it's a cleaning nightmare, and Toothless can and WILL cause mischief out of pure spite because he hates crowds. But they do make sure to go to other people's parties and bring food, gifts, and helping hands with them.

- They are the ones who often give their loved ones the gifts that're like "you will pass this down to your children, you grandchildren, and your great-grandchildren because it looks that impressive good god you two went ham"

- Family is a big thing for both of them, and their holiday calender is divided into two sections: Them Time and Family Time. They'd do their best to make sure they have plenty of time to spend together, but they dedicate an equal amount to visiting their friends and loved ones and spending time with them.

Being a reclusive introvert, this means Hiccup mentally preparing for it like he's going off to battle. Rapunzel knowing this and both of them sitting down at the kitchen table the weekend before the Big Huge Month to hash out the details - not all of them, bc little unpredictabilities are ok, but the important ones

- They'd definitely be that couple to plan holiday bookstore dates. They'd spend entire days visiting bookstores and spending hours reading, crafting, and cuddling in corners

- In contrast to this, i think both of them would also take part in more adventurous outings, too, like hiking and sledding and traveling - but really whatever involves exploring. And it surprises those who meet them that it's Hiccup who's more into it, while Rapunzel's just happy to spend time with him, meet new people, and go on these adventures

It's one of the big Them Time events on their calendar, and one of the ways they sometimes do this is through volunteering, especially Hiccup signing up for wildlife rescue and rehabilitation events thanks to his job

- Maybe it's me projecting but i feel like neither of them would care much for the religious aspects of the holidays and their household would be pretty secular, especially given that both come from different cultural backgrounds. Like, the mood would be livelier and they'd be more than happy to take part in whatever their friends and family are doing and will give each other presents just because, but there wouldn't be this fuss for a tree or wreaths or other strong indicators of "Christmas" in their house, unless it's either gifts from friends or a holiday themed item on sale - if the snowman screwdriver gets the job done, then that's what stays

- But also - holiday movie binging, because both of them are saps even if in different ways. For some reason this includes lord of the rings. Neither knows why, it just Does.

- Toothless always knows it's holiday time because that's when these two dress him up in little costumes and take pictures of him. They don't even do this for Halloween it always has to be for this time of year in particular, bc they make holiday greeting cards out of those pictures to send to all the people they know and they know way too many people and that's too many cards to buy dude 😭

- The day after Christmas they spend at home napping and eating nothing but leftovers. Why? Because in the two/three days leading up to big day, the second they walk into whichever house is hosting Rapunzel gets whisked away to help out with the cooking and baking. For literal days. By the time all the festivities are done it's enough for Rapunzel to no longer be able to person and Hiccup's social battery to go dormant, so they drag each other home with the many, many tupperwares given to them by grateful friends and relatives and have some much needed Quality Quiet Time.

However at exactly 8 pm sharp on the day after Christmas they go out and get discounted leftover apple pie and fried turkey sandwiches at this one place down the road, because that's somehow tradition too. The place also keeps making too many jars of holiday themed pickled mushrooms that they never sell out so they give what's left of their stock to these two and Hiccup spends the rest of winter eating them out of the jar like a lawless heathen

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