Me, with two nonbinary kids in the car, answering the phone: Hey, what's up?
My partner, trying his best but not used to using nonbinary pronouns: Hey, I'm on my way home. Have you dropped off the...thems...yet?
Me: I have not dropped off the thems yet, no. We're on our way, though.
The thems: uproarious laughter
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Gentlethem + Theydy Lesbian flags for anon!
pls credit me if you use- thnx!
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New and improved poll based on the responses from the last one:
(This is gonna be fuck-long)
I couldn’t fit all, but I did my best 🥲
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*Remus practicing a speech*
Remus: Good morning professors, honoured guests, ladies and gentlemen-
James: No no, you need to make the ladies and gentlemen more gender neutral
Peter: Yeah some people might not like it
Remus: Well, what’s a more gender neutral term?
Sirius: Theydies and gentlethem
Remus:
James:
Peter:
Remus: Yeah that’ll work
Peter: simp
Remus: sHuT uP
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A part of me really wishes in fallout season 2 we get to know about Beatrix Russell cause of Cooper being another sexy cowboy ghoul walking around New Vegas lol
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I'D END MY DAYS WITH YOU IN A HAIL OF BULLETS....
Credit
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"i'm done running from monsters" and he's talking about THE KING OF GODS the monster in question is ZEUS!!!!! not a creature not a minion of the underworld not even an agent of evil this time the monster is the gods. because when percy says "monsters" he means "bullies" and because gods and monsters alike have tried to kill percy and his friends on this quest to save the very gods forsaking them and when it comes down to it the only difference between gods and monsters sometimes is branding. but percy is immune to their propaganda. percy is small and he is scary and god damn it he is tired of being squished. to him, standing up to echidna at the top of the arch is exactly the same as facing zeus on mount olympus. here is an incomprehensibly powerful being who hates you for no reason and would kill you without hesitation. and here is a demigod who is not afraid to look you in the eyes and say "fucking try it"
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A stupid drawing I made bc people in a MD Discord server kept calling J 'MD William Afton'
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Edward “finish with the good shit” Teach really said slow down, bruv.
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