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samandcolbyownme · 2 months

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I’m watching Jake’s new video, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Nick and I would be great friends because I literally made a pan of garlic bread yesterday for dinner and ate every single piece.

#garlicbreadforlife 🥖😍

#samandcolby-ownme #nick sturniolo #garlic bread #Jake’s new vid #Jake Webber #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #garlic bread is life

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just-a-lil-otter · 7 months

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I kinda feel bad for vampires

They can't eat garlic bread :(

#poor babies #vampires #garlic bread is life #cheesy garlic bread

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ghostincorrectinternetedition · 2 years

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Rain: One of the biggest introvert problems I face has got to be being asked on a loop if I’m okay because I’m being really quiet. Most of the time, I’m fine; I’m just in my own little world thinking about how much I love garlic bread.

#same rainy boi #rain ghoul #introvert #introvert problems #garlic bread #garlic bread is life #ghost #taintposting #ghost band #incorrect quotes #shitghosting #oz media #reddit #nameless ghouls #r/meirl

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mermaids-down-in-heaven-3 · 8 months

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Agree on kinky does not mean the same to everyone.

What makes you horny ?

Mmmmmmm 🤤🤤🤤 ( with actual fucking moaning sounds as I'm posting!!!) Stop it!!!

Garlic bread

Is

Life 😋🤭🤭😂😂😂

#thank you for the ask #thank you for thinking of me #thank you anon #garlic bread is life #garlic bread #foodporn

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1-marigold-1 · 16 days

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He just wanted some garlic bred :((

based on the picture from this post

It's actually so hard to find garlic bread png you don't even realise

#trafficblr #traffic life smp #treebark #renchantyn #rendog #renthedog #inthelittlewood #skizzleman #<- he's here too!#no the garlic bread isn't huge it's just that martyn is small

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bewilderedbuckley · 1 year

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I love garlic bread so much I made garlic rolls

(The broiler won, but it still tasted amazing)

You can't just send me that while i am hungry af and eating reheated dinner 🥲

#ask #thebestbooksaround #garlic bread is life

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3am-vampire · 1 year

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people's like: you don't like sex? you're weird! everyone likes sex! you just haven't had the right partner! bla bla bla

me, an aroace: you clearly haven't had good garlic bread on a nice, cool evening with no other noise than the critters outside chirping.

people: what

#aroace #garlic bread #y'all gotta find new ways to insult me #besides #garlic bread won't argue with me #garlic bread is supportive #garlic bread is love #garlic bread is life

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coswinx · 15 days

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Raccoon's reaction to the Etho Face Shirt

(screenshot taken and posted with her consent)

#i want garlic bread #hermitblr #trafficblr #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #smalletho #boat boys #double life #raccoonfriend

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sam-monroe · 2 months

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sam + headphones (feat. removal because of george)

#.png #sam #sam monroe #life as a house #hayden christensen #haydenchristensengifs #he's to busy mmmm blockin' out the haters #but also what did the garlic bread do to u sam.#*too ugh i promise i can spell

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i-really-like-phrogs · 5 months

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Movie Lydia Re-Draw from Last Year

Here’s an Old Vs. New comparison!

#beetlejuice #lydia deetz #beetlejuice movie #procreate #my art #redraw #draw this again #RIP Garlic Bread- you will be missed 😔🧄🥖#All in all- Although this drawing leaves a lot to be desired- I am very happy with the changes!#The biggest I think is the sweater itself- It looks so much more pleasing and cohesive!#If I was Aro-Ace this would definitely be something I would wear in real life!#I also appreciate that there isn’t as much weird cropping as there was last year #I remember having to fiddle with the dimensions every time I posted it- and it looked janky no matter what!#With this one I just had to download and go- which makes everything so much easier on my part #Now if you all don’t mind: I’ve had a very long day of drawing and I’m off to whip up a cup of keto-friendly hot chocolate!#happy holidays folks!

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yourlocalfairygothparent · 8 months

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IT TOOK ME UNTIL TODAY TO REALIZE--

All the other characters directly face each other when they're bantering except Kenshi, who turns his head towards the side so his ear is closer to his opponent's voice.

When you compare, he's the only one who does this.

#mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #kenshi takahashi #of course kenshi would #it only makes sense #just one of those aspects of daily life that simply don't occur to most ppl w/out visual disabilities #which makes that detail even more meaningful #animators once again doing the most <33 #may both sides of the animation team's pillows always be cold and may their garlic bread always come out flawless

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rainbowsuitcase · 5 months

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Actually why is it always "I wish you sex and/or romance and if you don't want that then food ig" like no. Even if you don't want sex or romance, I stil want love for you. I still want love for myself. It's not all about eros.

I wish you friendship that lasts a lifetime. I wish you a family, I wish you people that feel like home. I wish you love for yourself. I wish you love for the world and from it.

Just because you don't desire romance doesn't mean your soul doesn't deserve love.

#asexual #aromantic #demisexual #like the garlic bread jokes are nice but #it's not all about romance #life isn't just fucking and eating and i need you to know that #acespec #lgbtq community #log

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dollecitta · 5 months

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this man was made by god to play emo babygirls

#HIS FACE IS SENDING ME #hayden christensen #life as a house #anakin skywalker #star wars #darth vader #you cannot tell me this isn't modern day!anakin #hating garlic bread and wearing dark eyeliner #a win for us bisexuals

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conspiracyravens · 2 months

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Why are there so many songs about such fucked up relationships? Isn't there more under the sun to sing about? Is human suffering such a stronger emotion than joy or happiness?

#like seriously there is more to life #crane wives my love whyyyyyy #people need to start singing about garlic bread or something

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bewitched-bullet · 6 months

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A memory from a person that their whole personality was sEx. *shudders*

I fixed their rant and sent it back to them. It was glorious. Lolololol

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Romantic relationships are definitely ALL about and HEAVILY based on garlic bread. How much, how often, and how perfect that garlic bread is. You can't have a romantic relationship without a constant flow of garlic bread. The moment you deny someone garlic bread, the relationship is doomed and over.

I could never be a vampire. Garlic bread is life.

#romance without the sex is valid.#sex isn't everything #asexual #sex is like chocolate cake #and garlic bread is better #garlic bread #is life #actually #coffee is life #old folks stick together because of garlic bread #scouts honor #funny #asexual memes #funny memes #wait #what IS a meme?#all the tags

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coswinx · 26 days

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My favourite thing about the club's sleepover is that in game, they're all lying on the floor and Scar is just stood there one block tall pretending he's on the floor with them

While irl, they're still all lying on the floor, but Scar is just sat there because he physically can't get on the floor with them

The only one who can't stand, becomes the only one standing

I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is

#i want garlic bread #trafficblr #trafficblr spoilers #real life smp #gtwscar #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #grian #grianmc #impulsesv #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #joel smallishbeans #(I don't think he was there at that point but idc)#rlsmp

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