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desire-or-hope · 1 year

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Y/N MEETS TOMAN

I got bored so I decided to make a text story about how Y/N met Toman :|

Toman x GN!Y/N

WARNING: CURSING

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Texting: Emma Sano

Y/N: EMMA I FOUND A HOT GUY😩❤️

Emma: You always find someone attractive though?

Y/N: I know but this guy is soooo hot🤧

Emma: Tell me, what's his name?

Y/N: IDFK BUT HE HAD BLOND HAIR PITCH BLACK EYES AND THIS GUY WAS BESIDE HIM HE WAS SO TALL AND HAD YELLOW HAIR AND A GANG SYMBOL ON HIS HEAD BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THE TALL ONE! ITS ABOUT THE SHORT ONE😩😩😩😩😩

Y/N: Emma?

Emma: Oh, yeah. Sorry, but did the short one have a plain white shirt, baggy pants, and jacket unzipped?

Y/N: Stalker much?🤨🤨

Emma: I'm not a stalker, THAT'S MY FUCKING BROTHER YOU FUCK FACE!

Y/N: Hook me up already you shit face 🤡

Emma: You don't even know his name🤡🤡

Y/N: What's all his information?🥺🥺❓

Emma: Manjiro, Manjiro Sano. He goes by Mikey. He is 15 years old he was born on August 20th, 1990. His favorite foods are Dorayaki and Taiyaki and he is the commander of TOMAN.

Y/N : Toman? That gang that's been all around the news?

Emma: yes.

Y/N: THAT MAKES HIM 10X HOTTER😍

Emma: We all have a gc together, want me to add you?

Y/N: YES PLEASE🧎‍♀️

Emma: Okay one sec..

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Texting: Dummies doing dummy things

EMMA ADDED Y/N

???: Emma, who the hell did you add?

???: Yeh waht eh siad

Y/N: Bro you need to learn how to spell, not even Bob the builder can fix that 🤨❓

???: JAYSJISHABSFS

Emma: Guys, this is my friend Y/N, please be respectful and introduce yourselfs.

???: Why would we give our names to a complete stranger?

Y/N: Bro she just said my name, I ain't no stranger no more🤠

Mitsuya: My name is Mitsuya Takashi, it's a pleasure to meet you😊

Y/N: AHHH YOU SOUND LIKE A GENTLEMAN, HAND IN MARRIAGE SIR??

Mitsuya: Haha, you're to kind☺️

Baji: hte seman Baji Keisuke 😎

Chifuyu: The names* anyways, I'm Chifuyu Matsuno.

Y/N: Bro turn on grammerly please. And Chifuyu you sound so hot can you be the chicken to my nugget?

Emma: bro what.

Y/N: Shut up Emma, can't you see I'm trying to get a boyfriend?🤡

Emma: I thought you liked you-know-who?🤡🤡

Y/N: Keep your fucking mouth shut or I will make your life a living hell and you're going to like it🤡🤡🤡

Emma: Try me bitch🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Baji: Who is that certain someone?😏

???: Wtf? DID HE JUST TYPE A WHOLE SENTENCE WITHOUT A MISTAKE???

???: Must be a miracle

Y/N: what's y'all names?

Mikey: My name is Manjiro Sano, but call me Mikey🙂

Draken: Just call me Draken, no need to say my real name

Y/N: Okay Draken, and I already know your name Mikey.

Mikey: oh really?

Y/N: In fact, I know all about you

Emma: 🤦‍♀️

Mikey: ...

Y/N: ... Kidding 🤣🤣🤣

Mikey: Oh, for a second I though you were serious. You're so funny Y/N😂😂

Emma: 🙂

Y/N: 🙂🔪

Mikey: Oh let me get Sanzu to introduce himself!

SANZU IS ONLINE

Sanzu: I have been summoned?

Mikey: Meet Y/N!

Sanzu: Y/N?

Y/N: ... Are you that angel haired loser who DRUGGED ME WITH MELATONIN GUMMIES?!

Sanzu: YES I AM

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To be continued ✨

#tokyo rev x reader #tokyo revengers #mikey x reader #toman x reader #mitsuya takashi #emma sano #manjiro sano #baji keisuke #chifuyu matsuno #draken

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omenics · 2 years

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[𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄]’𝐒 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐈𝐗 , the overblot gang + kalim, malleus, & epel.

..in which [name] has peak music taste. gn reader. — i am falling back into metal and its amazing so ofc [name] HAS to like it too 😊 however im falling down the spiritbox hole again so itll rlly just be based on that

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS.

little man is insulted that youd listen to metal

i dont see him listening to it at all

hes like my nonna who physically recoils when she hears it

anyways say ur phone magically came to twst with you and all of ur playlists are still there so boom

play whitechapel and he explodes. bro goes off with ur head for the whole year and you walk with SHAME

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR.

bro probably listens to deftones

i can see him listening to deftones

this is my hc

but is deftones metal 🤨 idk man it says its alternative metal so yeag

you can probably play any music on the aux and he wouldnt mind i think?? but i see him hating country because me too leona

but if you dont look like the type of person who listens to metal (bc me too) then hes like damn alr

if he did tho i think hed like whitechapel idk but i donr see him liking death metal or just vv heavy stuff

THIS IS TURNING JNTO WHAT BANDA SOME CHARACTERS WOULD LIKE INSTEAD OF THEM EITHER HATING OR LOVING THE MUSIC HELP ME

AZUL ASHENGROTTO.

a man of class who doesnt listen to metal but respects it bc hes like the only one here who would most likely know it takes talent

stan azul bc i do

no but hed probably enjoy the 1.5 songs that dont involve the screaming or growling, so probably hickory creek from whitechapel or constance by spiritbox yk

anyways azul does not like it but bro wont make u do the walk of shame bc of it like RIDDLE

idk what else to put but i can see him liking a little bit of ghost…. because i do… a lot… and i like azul.. a lot…

next character now bc idk what to put

KALIM AL-ASIM.

hes probably the one to ask what music you listen to lets be real

like ‘oh hey [name] what type of music do you like? :)’ probably expecting pop or indie or whatever but nah bro u like metal… and he like oh ok

doesnt matter what kind just metal

he would also not like it bc yeah but hed also think its cool i think

hes honest abt it too 😭 ‘oh sorry [name] i dont like it that much but its cool’ because its kalim <3

no but seriously i cant think of a band hed like tbh

JAMIL VIPER.

do u know how much i was struggling to type his last name like good lord. it went from biper to bipee to vipee and to viper… like elaria…. thats so easy… stop

the consequences of having autocorrect off

moving on i don’t necessarily see him listening to metal

maybe deftones too… or ghost… but like .0005 of their songs… just yk… imo…

anyways wouldnt care at all what music u listen to

just is like alr and goes back to whatever

we stan jamil. get yourself a jamil. why? BC I NEES ONE AND NO ONE I KNOW IRL LISTENS TO METAL OR DEATH METAL OR ANYTHING AND WHEN I PLAY IT THEY YELL AT ME AND ACT LIKE I COMMITTED MURDER

its rough out here guys

VIL SCHOENHEIT.

youre done for

you are literally not allowed 100 meters around him

the MINUTE you play any sort of band classified as metal you are condemned to hell

i know for a FACT he would hate metal because

its fucking metal and its vil what do u expect him to listen to slaughter to prevail and go around moshing??? no. no u dont. becaus ehe wouldnt.

he does not tolerate metal at all. ghost? no. slipknot? absolutely not. whitechapel? why dont u go worship the devil (do they have an equivalent to the devil in twst idk) while ur at it because vil schoenheit in all his glory hates metal.

EPEL FELMIER.

metalhead epel would be canon but we all know he listens to country

lets be real tho hed listen to it to spite vil

maybe… maybe… u can make him listen to it… and hed maybe like it… and youll have a metal music buddy…

honestlt just say ‘vil doesnt like metal’ and hes probably blasting infant annihilator bc i think its funny

other than that epel does not care for metal. however hes probably like one of the others who doesnt care if u play it

i mean i can see him listening to avatar?? specifically black waters and the eagle has landed… but black waters mainly

idk because i have not written for epel before and i haven’t played the pomefiore chapter in a month so i dont remember lol

IDIA SHROUD.

lets be real bro listens to indie

a mitski fan. cries to nobody every night. he does not touch the metal genre.

anyways im gonna say this and hes a metalhead isnt he

oyher than that he has control of the aux BECAUSE HE DOESNT LEAVE HIS FUCKING ROOM. HOW WILL HE HAVE AN OPINION ON METAL WHEN HE DOES NOT LET ANYONE PLAY ANYTHING BC HE CANT BE BOTHERED TO GO TOUCH SOME GRASS HUH??????

i am an IDIA HATER. IDIA SHROUD ANTI. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT I KIN HIM.

other than that only listens to indie of lofi idc what anyone else says im right.

MALLEUS DRACONIA.

the average classical music enjoyer

i believe he enjoys classical music or no music at all however bc its malleus everyone thinks he listens to a band that is called smth like DEATH BLOOD MAGIC INFANT KILLER GRAVE ROBBER ZOMBIE DICK but he just would listen to classical music because i said so

this poor man is dubbed a metalhead while he probably doesnt even know one sub-genre of metal

this poor guy cant catch a break

its okay malleus. you are the only one here who has peak music taste and thats okay

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narwhalandchill · 5 months

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oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔#so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows.#riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage.#why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that)#anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH??????#i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childe #childeposting #narwhalposting

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