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adriles · 2 months

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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

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radiance1 · 6 months

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De-aged Mothboy Dannyo.

Except this time, he isn't in Jump City and Killer Moth is sadly not his kidnapper turned parent.

Instead, he's in Gotham.

He doesn't really do anything in the City of Crime. To everyone else, he's just a street kid who was unfortunate enough to be abandoned because of his meta status.

Danny's little home is literally a dumpster in an abandoned alleyway that he cleared out of all the trash. He has a mat that he uses as a makeshift bed, and a corner where he stores all his pretty little marbles he gets from dumpster diving, as well as an old backpack he found somewhere to hold all his other stuff.

He did use another Dumpster to expand his little home though, he doesn't know what he'll do with all the extra space really, but he'll find a use for it, probably.

The use was pulling in a bunch of other soft (enough) mats that he managed to find, filling the extra space with all of that, and then laying down on all of it in joy.

How did he make said Dumpster extra space? Simple, he just tore off one of the walls, and stuck them together with a drill and a few nails he managed to buy with his limited amount of money.

Danny... doesn't remember a whole lot. He remembers red, people in white, people who he thinks he knew laying so still. He doesn't try to remember any more than that, it usually hurts.

So, he's just one little kid trying to live his life in the City of Crime. He usually tries to stay away from any gang-controlled area, he couldn't do it all of the time, but he managed good enough. He meets some other street kids, and tries to make friends, but they aren't very receptive to his efforts.

So what does he do?

Bribery!

He has enough money to buy some snacks and stuff, and he does pay for it, no matter how cashier looks at him as if he were going to steal something, to be fair she does that to everyone but still! He's a law-abiding street kid!

Bribery worked very well! The first few times it wasn't anything too special, but after that, they decided that he was one of them now! They tell him stuff about the various gangs and stuff, which ones to avoid, and which area to not go towards because of one incident or another.

They also helped him that one time when he was chased by some really mean people who wanted to take him somewhere and apparently sell him? He didn't wanna hurt them, so he was trying to lose them and go back home, so that he could then get off those weird cuff thingies they put on his lower set of arms that made him feel a strange disconnect for some reason.

So he was running, didn't expect for one of them to have a gun, tried to evade the bullets, one hit him in the leg, then another in his other one, and he hit the pavement. Then they caught up and put some cloth to his face and he started to feel loopy and really tired.

Before he fell unconscious, he heard a loud smack. Then he was woke up to his friends, those weird cuffs gone, his legs having been bandaged and a really nice bed.

So he thanked his friends, and went back home. He gave them each their favorite snacks for their help!

About a month after that, he meets this really kind old guy that he helps carry stuff to his car, he took most of it, puffing out his chest and saying he's got this because he's really, really strong. Then the old guy invited him to come with him for a thank you dinner.

His friends told him not to accept any suspicious offers from strangers, but he helped the guy and he just wants to say thank you. Plus, food.

So he says yes.

He didn't know the old guy- no Alfred, had a giant mansion! His jaw-dropped, awestruck face practically showed what he felt. He then looked at himself, back at the mansion, and almost didn't wanna step in because he's afraid he might dirty it, before being gently pushed inside by Alfred.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #I wanna say that Danny violently denies a bath #But also him sitting in a bubble bath absolutely spacing the fuck out is funny #And I don't know which to pick.#I do know that he's going to shake out the water from his fur like a dog though.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

#Fear and Hunger #D'arce Cataliss #Cahara #Ragnvaldr #Enki Ankarian #Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs #It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs #I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs #And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set #This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series #If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot #It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights #Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.

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thearchercore · 16 days

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charles naming his new puppy "leo" and everyone in the fandom side eyeing each other and refusing to say what everyone's thinking is top 10 moments of being a charles leclerc fan im afraid

#this is so funny #we're all thinking the same thing #but everyone is so in disbelief that he named the dog LEO that were like... so whos gonna say it first #lestappen #charles leclerc

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esmiara · 8 months

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Eyes of glass and night of cold. I once foretold my end would come in nothing but my own hands, a death of sorts brought by a soul hidden in this cryptic mind. Impossibility for it to find a companion. Iris fixed on watery surface below a balcony, the window on my back opened in a swipe. Eyes of light and night of warmth. I raised my hand to this familiar silhouette of red. "Mind a dance, sir?" i said. A smile grew on my silent face, reflecting what i never thought could exist in this pit of mine. Maybe "impossible" wasn't a suited word, after all.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #soukoku #skk #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #i don't have anything funny to say in the tags today so i just thought i'd tell a story #it might be very bad though ahah #that's fine #they're pretty anyway

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kagoutiss · 1 month

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din’s champion

#tloz #ocarina of time #oot #ganondorf #din #um #ganondin #…..does anyone here ship them ha. hahaha #i mean their whole thing is funny actually because she didnt even choose him but he managed to steal her triforce and #so then hes her ‘chosen’ by technicality. but with her virtue being power it’s maybe kinda one and the same #and anyway beyond that point i feel like she loves shaking him around like a mortal dog toy #but like in some way she also must have believed in him enough to give him Power in a different lifetime. so he’d survive his own execution #i;m just saying there is so much you can interpret about their relationship. despite her being #literally an unseen 4th dimensional being who is the embodiment of power and fire and change amd earth itself etc #like what do they think of each other. what does she think of this tiny mortal who somehow stole a piece of her and now theyre bound by it #take my hand walk w me thru mortal x god hyperdimensional traumatic power imbalance situationship. and youre both girls

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softiedingo · 5 months

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Mobius and his chaotic puppy God.

But don't worry, he doesn't bite.

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classichorrorblog · 6 months

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10 Home Invasion Movies To Consider For October/Halloween

#Horror #Filmedit #Horroredit #Home Invasion #Angst #Don't Breathe #Funny Games #Ils #Knock At The Cabin #The Purge #The Strangers #Straw Dogs #Us #You're Next #CHB #10 Movies To Consider #I am not saying that these are the best or that they are my favorites.#Just 10 movies that I think are worth watching for the season.

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lunarcrown · 4 months

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Puppy jimmy puppy jimmy puppy jimmy

He’s a good boy !!! 🐾

#solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #secret life #secret life big dogs #my art #mcyt #I FORGOT TO SAY!!! the t on his collar stands for ‘Timmy’ bc Martyn was being funny #but everyone else is like??? is that t for tango??? sus……

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grozen · 6 months

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the fire around me

#the perspective is so dog and i only noticed it when i was done rendering real fml moment #funny thing is i havent even started this dlc i just like the way this dude looks and the edgy shit i saw him say in a youtube video #edgy bitch #joshua graham #fallout new vegas #art #fanart #drawing #digital #painting #also i know i forgot his fucking shirt lmaoooo dont @ me im int 3 #also all of his lines ive heard #which were like 30 seconds worth of dialogue #hoaugh all of it goes hard as fuck #and i know he's ultra fucked up ive heard the lines about him in game #and what was the cause of him turning into that cymball falling off a cliff #but still wow man #what a charismatic bitchass #oh yeah and i also bought new vegas after i heard his dialogue #saw a psycho go on a religious rant and thought oh fuck my balls now i gotta spend money #worth it though #the gameplay in new vegas is fucking dog but i keep armycrawling back to get beat in the face some more because the writing is so brilliant

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ukumiii · 10 months

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more ada Chuuya and Ranpo interaction

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd ranpo #edogawa ranpo #ranpo edogawa #if you saw the other one no you didn't idk what you're talking about #I like making them interact #bc they're very funny #ranpo trying so hard to understand why everything looks good but at the same time something about him feels off #he's asking him bc dazai won't say nothing but is not like chuuya is the best either

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sableeira · 4 months

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I love how we go from episode 3 “no one ever figured out what Dazai’s former occupation was” to episode 5 “Dazai corrects someone in detail on the mafia’s revenge mo”

#when I rewatched bsd s1 and s2 like 2 years ago I was so shocked how early it was revealed Dazai used to be in the pm #it’s really funny how he just says that in front of Ranpo but let’s be real Ranpo probably knew as soon as he met Dazai #that reminds me I would love some early ADA Dazai and Yosano lore #like when Dazai gets a bit demon prodigy once in a while and I need to know if Yosano made the connection to Mori #in general I wish we knew more about how those two interact with each other #bsd #bsdrewatch2023 #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd dazai

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obsob · 5 months

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lady amber my beloved

#mine #rote #fitz and the fool #amber i would die for u #this was going to be a fools quest beloved but unfortunately the short hair was rlly bad so shdhsdbd #au in which everything is the same but beloved kept their beautiful long locks #honestly fools quest is simultaneously the hardest and funniest rote book to read #like on the one hand everything is awful. on the other hand people hve told fitz hes cringe for being depressed like 5 times its so funny #also when fool said ash made a convincing girl and fitz said 'you would know' FITZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i screamed girl ur so funny #anyway . this drawing gave me so much grief i drew it last week and only this evening had time 2 colour it ooooaug #moving tomorrow good lord !!! im not convinced i can get everything in the car but my mum says we can so.....i believe her i guess #im so stresed. also i think my printer is just going to be like. raw dogging it in th car bc we dont hve a box big enough so KJBKSDJBK #anyway hve a nice evening!

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braimin · 2 months

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I don't really ship Luffy with anyone often because I think that dude only thinks about food, fun, and family. But I think if I ever ship him with anyone, it's usually Zoro. Like those two have the best chemistry.

Luffy heard Zoro's name and was like 'That guy, I want him.' Then he meets him and is immediately like 'Oh you're coming with me.' And Zoro meets this weird goofy guy that feeds him dirt rice and is like 'If you don't come with me you ain't getting these swords back.' and his reaction is just 'ugh yeah sure whatever just hand 'em over.' And then they just sail off in a little dingy, just the two of them.

There's also just something special to me about Zoro's loyal dog behavior. Like that scene from water 7 where Luffy goes 'cut 'em. they're in the way.' and Zoro just goes 'yes sir.' like?? I was gagged lol. Zoro would probably cut the entire red line if Luffy asked him too. And Luffy would do anything for him too, obviously, but Zoro's 'I won't bow to anyone but you' vibe is so good. They're also just two silly guys and I love a comedy duo couple.

#one piece #zolu #zoro #luffy #I do think lawlu is funny #cause it's like watching a wild dog following around a feral cat #Like I bet law would try to break up with him so many times and Luffy would just continue on like nothing happened #and be like 'idk that's pretty selfish of you to say traffy'#Meanwhile if zolu got together they'd be locked in for life #I'm just rambling lol

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sabh0 · 8 months

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BSD Beast movie screenshot redraw bc yeah Sab posted on tumblr bc instagram's quality made her cry (will i come back and post more of my old art?? who knows i will probably forget)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd beast #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #oda sakunosuke #bsd odasaku #sab posting #oh wait i can put funny hashtags here #idk what to say now tho #ummmmmm i love the bungo stray dogs port mafia executive gravity manipulator chuuya nakahara

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luna-lovegreat · 3 months

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Yo

For you,

Art from Jojo @linkeduniverse au :)

#I hope I made you smile #which one is your favourite?#twitter account we rate dogs #I think the chain submitted the pictures of leg and twi to the account #they spent MONTHS planning payback #and they were both mortally offended they didn't earn a 15/10 #why yes. Wolfie is holding ladies underwear in the one where it says he breaks hearts for a living #I edited the profile pic but not the dog names #more ironic if the names are wrong #Twi gets called Teddy #I think it's funny. anyways #hope this made you happy #linkeduniverse #linked universe #Lu #lu twilight #lu legend #Lu Wolfie #Lu memes

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