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#funniest shit to me rn
rustybutterknife · 3 months
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I’m a system of 24. Call that 23 and me
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zeb-z · 7 months
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pac has like fear yanked up to 100 with survival instincts cranked down to 0. he was afraid of bad coming up to him while building the track enough to talk to bagi, but then when bad came back and pressed him to eat a cake he made in a very suspicious fashion, he just swallowed it down without a second thought. had seconds, even. he was terrified enough to look super suspicious to bad surrounding the missing photo today, and then immediately downed himself right in front of him where he could have easily been killed - and he was. he’s terrified of cellbit but also considers him his close friend, trusts him more than anything. he’s like so nervous like a startled cat, extremely aware of danger, but also like. jumps right towards the danger. kicks his feet twirls his hair at the danger. I want to study him under a microscope
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to-the-stars8 · 3 months
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Don’t forget to manifest that himbo husband with the fat tits tonight pookies 😘
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daily-linkclick · 1 year
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daily link click: 1/28/23
study session
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nyaskitten · 2 years
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Say, if people like Krux, Acronix, Ultra Violet, and Nadakhan were to join the Council of the Crystal King, could you say the C.O.C.K. has grown, and perhaps that it has extended?
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vvyrmwood · 5 months
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🙃 what is it with creeps coming in and soliciting me for s*x whenever i present femme at work
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fabiansartstuff · 8 months
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sniper: that scout’s a bloody spy! ’scout’: nuh uh. sniper: sniper: fym “nuh uh”?
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astercrush-vevo · 1 year
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make a ghost smile!!
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snail-eggs · 5 months
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they expelled george santos from congress no one talk to me rn
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collegeoflore · 5 months
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it’s raining so hard today astarion is going to be soggy when i get home. he’s sitting outside my apartment in the rain all alone and he’s going to be soggy
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thxnks4themrms · 4 months
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What’s more southern
Baby, babydoll, dollface
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dbphantom · 5 months
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More 'my childhood nemesis' to 'the middle-aged magical girl revolutionary I work with' stories please
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galariangengar · 10 months
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💭
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skull-crusher · 1 year
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I see a lot of talk about MM and sibling stuff, and I think the only bots that are supposed to be actually related are Rock, Roll and Blues, everybody else it all comes down to personal preferences i’m pretty sure.
Like me with the cossack line, I personally see them as siblings- but if someone else sees them as just coworkers or a group of the worst dads ever trying to take care of a single blonde child that’s okay too:) i think for some, it all comes down to which is the most fun dynamic for you to play with in your brains.
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sunbeamfae · 10 months
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"did u know i can draw on my glasses with uv light?"
my brother day 1 of having transition glasses
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thefandomcassandra · 7 months
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Yuri of Absence (title pending) is a very funny fic to think about (I'm gonna only think about it until after Malaprop and Schrödinger's Cat are finished) because its genuinely sincere but also there is a plot-relevant packer (Chekhov's penis) and it just...
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