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Research needs to be done on men in group projects
#fuckers never do any work#'i have dance performance' you CHOSE to do that. day of submission.#we divided the work two weeks ago#i did the interview. me and the other girl did our lit reviews and analyses#introduction and your analyses are all that's left. why am i staying up to ensure that your work is done with a test soon to study for#better than last time's group project man where even his SIGNATURE on acad integrity we had to forge#we would've done two of us but sir made us do as three and he's better than the other man available
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heynhay klance animatic when?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 with all that free time of yours
#I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO YOU FUCKERS#NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SHIT.#the answer to your question is. never. because for some reason i have no problem cranking out 50 separate concept drawings#but having to do 50 sequential drawings within the same concept seriously drains me#like even those mini comics when i finish (and they only have 3-6 drawings) im like WHEW that has a kick to it#im gasping panting on the verge of throwing up from exhuastion#which is all a shame becuase when driving to work i visualize some absolutely bangin ones#too bad you will never see it#ok ok maybe someday id do like. a short one. a sampler. like 30s.#but its also a matter of i dont know how to use/access any of the programs used for boarding on timelines#so it would just be a mess of folders on one psd or a mess of 50 dif psds#its exhausting me to even think upon rn#ask
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when I was in 8th grade I had the same teacher for physics and geometry and he was like one of those dudes who always wanted to be one of the cool kids but never was so now he got to be the cool teacher that all the cool kids loved so he would like straight up bully the weird kids (me and my friends lol ✌️) and I thought it was wack as hell that a grown ass man was calling my friend, a 13 year old girl, stupid in front of the whole class for asking a fucking question so I constantly told him to back off and would get in full on screaming matches with the man about why he was not allowed to treat us like that (at one point I basically told him that if he ever made my friend cry again I would not rest until his teaching license was revoked lol) and it got to the point where he was like. actually for real beefing with me during class and in the hallways when he saw me and sometimes after school
anyway I just wanna say first of all fuck you Mr. Glasson, second of all what kind of like 28 y/o man has a fr beef with a fucking 13 year old. I literally wore a cloak to school. he was having beef with a child with pink hair, in a cloak. can you fucking imagine jsbdksbdndmdbnd
#one time i was early for class and i was in like the advanced program so most of us had the majority of our core clases together#so we were all talking abt the history honework due later today and i told my friend that i had made drawings for my answers#and showed her and my other friends and then my other classmates wanted to see so they were like passing it around#then like literally the second the bell rang‚ right as it was being handed back to me to be put away‚ he snatched it out of my fucking hand#and ripped part of it and crumpled it up and threw it in the fucking trash!#and fucking said 'class has started no other work is allowed'#which was bullshit because he used to help the jocky kids with their fucking other classes homework during class so fuck him#anyway i was really upset because i had worked really hard on it and i was afraid i would get a 0 on the assignment#then after class this kid that was one of the cool kids who had like never talked to me in any sort of kind way before#walked up to me and gave me the assignment back#he had dug it out of the trash (glasson actually made sure to put it under food that was in there :))#and hed wiped it off and smoothed it out and taped it back together#and he couldnt really meet my eyes but as he handed it to me he said 'im sorry. that was really messed up. you didnt deserve that' and left#it still stands out to me as an unbelievably kind gesture#shout out to horned (his last name)#oh and another time id finished literally all my class work and my homework and id helped my friend finish hers#and there was like 20 minutes of class left to i decided to practice my circular gallifreyan and the mother fucker did the exact same thing#bitch what did you want me to do? i completed my work and then did your fucking job for you and helped my friends#should i have stared at a wall????#FUCK you mr glasson i hope ur wife left u#also i stole his personal copy of his favorite book AND a textbook AND a graphing calculator#bc he told us once he had to pay for them out of his own pocket and they were really expensive ❤️#i also did manage to kick him in the shin once and stomp on his foot another time without getting in trouble#amd i always wondered why he didnt have me suspended#but now im p sure it was to cover his own ass because he had 2 classes of witnesses who'd seen him say nasty shit to me#as well as an entire hallway of teachers who once heard us fucking screaming at each other#that was the time i threatened to get his license revoked ❤️❤️
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#been fighting for my fucking LIFE against a 24hr migraine#after gettin home from work yesterday i tried Everything.#sleeping+water+food+meds+staggering MORE meds+showering w/the lights off+massaging to release my clenched jaw+tea+sunglasses inside+etc#gave up on getting rid of it a WHILE ago & have just been riding the waves#so tell me why. just now. after eating thee Worst microwave burrito of my entire life. its FINALLY RECEEDED. to be just my normal headache.#im not joking.#the last 24hrs ive been making SURE to have Real Nutrients in my body bc ik thats like. step 1 to ''make the Pain Brain bearable''#and yet nothing. NOTHING has put a dent in it. save for the worlds soggiest shittiest frozen burrito#im like. legit kinda mad abt this lmfao#i microwaved that fucker and horked it down even tho what ive been craving all day is mediterranean food bc we dont HAVE any close enough#but what we do have. is frozen shitty burritos. and granted ! my headache is not Gone. but my headache is NEVER Gone#ive had the same headache since i was 12#but legitimately 2 minutes after that stupid burrito. we went from a 7/10 on the headache scale to a FOUR#infuriating. i deserve gyro after all that. or maybe shawarma...#neither of which we have in the house. terrible#anyway. complaint session over lmao#if u read this ily. mwah.<3 kthanxbye#bee speaks
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#ooouuuugghhhhhhh ive spend the last hour making myself sad :(#whyd i have to go catch feelings for someone who Could Not Give A Shit lol#its a blessing that im moving or i would probably just slowly kill myself for the next year#watching him Very Obviously like someone more than me lol#worst part is everyone knows im just some sadsack sidepiece#and like we were never 'together' so idk wtf im upset about!!!#i could go out and do just as much as he does!!!#but i guess i just wish it had been different and that i had gotten closer w everyone else before i had to leave :(#because now i really feel like i could have been spending way more time w everyone if i had stopped waiting for him to invite me to things#he never invited me to shit anyways!! i was ALWAYS the one to ask 'hey are you free sometime'#EVERY SINGLE TIME#killing him with hammers in my mind#i deserve so much better and i KNOW that but hes hot and smart and has such cool friends#and i just really wanted to be part of that group so badly#and i dont have any relationship expirience i dont know how all of this is supposed to Work i just#i dont know i guess i thought it would be different#anyways im seeing him again tomorrow for what might be the last time#and i wont tell him any of the things i should bc ill see his stupid beautiful face and forget everything i wanted to say#you know this mother fucker wont even help me move? more than an entire year together and he flat out says no to helping me#and i know for a Fact he'll never come visit me#and ill probably drive my stupid little ass down two+ hours just to see him#you know hes got at least two guys willing to drive hours just for him#i need to meet this other guy so we can unionize#cus i guarenteeeee hes probably treating this guy not much better than me#and i say probably the last time bc now itll be reliant on him actually making a fucking effort to see me lol#or itll just be at shows and stuff#not like itll make a big difference cus we onky saw each other once or twice a month ANYWAYS#actually makes me so angry why did i spend so much mental energy on this guy#ILL FIND SOMEONE IN ALBANY WHO ACTUALLY FUCKING LIKES ME JUST YOU GUYS WAIT#btw if i know you irl... ignore this... its shameful...
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i hate everyone i hate life i hate fucking everything just fucking when is it over when do i get to see everyone else hurt like i hurt when do i get to my permanent holiday off this nightmare train.
#vent post#iwantagun.txt#no one gives a shit about me or you or anyone motivation culture is a scam that wants to eat your wallet#they want you to FUCK them or they want you to BE THEIR STRESS BALL or they want you to be a STATUS SYMBOL or anything anything at all but#a person with their own needs and feelings and pain#you give and you give and you take so much shit thinking you can change the cards you were played#you can't.#what's the point of playing at civility and turning the other cheek and sucking up when none of it does anything but make you feel pathetic#the people with any power in your life are almost always Not You and they often don't particularly care what you need or want#they don't care about maintaining a social contract with you they don't care about honouring your work with any kindness or reward#because as long as they SAY that what you're doing will get them to be good to you you will work that angle in the hope of good#and then they can just go back on it and entrench you deeper and deeper into servitude#until you realize theres no point to it and they throw you another bone so you lose your rationale again#no one repays their FUCKING debts. no one is charitable. to you it is your life to everyone it is just a game#this is NOT a game#i am not obligated to take anyones fucking shit!!! die!!!!#if i dont off myself before i get the chance i am putting every fucker who so much as looked at me wrong in hell#jail. in deep with organized crime. permanently sick. i dont care. i just want to know that they hurt and hurt and hurt till they die#i want them to be afraid. in agony. throw them those bones they threw me just to yank them away again and again#they have to pay. im never going to make it but all i wish for is to be just influential enough to do to them what they did to me tenfold#PLEASE come throw a good hard punch at me so I have a good excuse to beat your ass half to death#PLEASE break into my house so I can knock you over the head with a crowbar#PLEASE give me reason to finally get a little of that vengeance. of course you deserve it i know you did something like that to someone#i know you refused to help a friend when they were broke and homeless. i know you manipulated an ex into sex. i know you looked down on#someone that just needed help. i know you ignored your kid when they were sick. i know you did something.#I'm sick? violent? mad? sure. but YOU are the acceptable evil that builds that festering rage#you are the good bad thing that keeps the wheels turning and the lowest rung down where you agree they ought to be#you have it a long time coming
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Holy fuck was today aggravating as all hell
NewLady is seriously getting on my nerves bc shes SO territorial ab the womens section but like she doesn't even do a good job there lmao like I get territorial ab childrens bc I'm the only one over there most of the time and only [relative coworker] and begrudgingly but willingly NetflixCoworker when needed but absolutely none of the overnight super fixers (people working nights for the past two weeks for an upcoming review) will even THINK ab touching children's
Like I get territorial bc I have a system and everyone else gets overwhelmed by the area as a whole that they just get tunnel vision and dont do shit right
But! My coworkers know that as long as I'm there and there's no need for me to do other sections that day (ie: needing to do the layout or helping unload pallets) that I'll do 50%-75% on average (100% on really good days) of the area
Newlady just does... I dont even know honestly but it's like a quarter ass job not even half ass shdhhfhfh but she hoards all the boxes from the pallets if they're womens and if you go down to help she screams at you! (Unless it's me lmao she likes me)
And she is SO unwilling to even think ab helping in another area that she literally turned her back and walked away when someone who doesnt even work clothing but was that day, told her she needed to help do children's
Like it's just so AUGH
And then I had to fix the layout bc she didnt read it when the ugly ass dresses came in but remembered me saying where they were going close enough (not blaming her for this though layouts suck ass) so I had to swap the two ugly dresses and then condense the shirts bc they purposefully will change ONE thing to check that you're reading the layouts right
Like the shirts were 3 rows across and like 4in down but the NEW layout had them TWO rows and 4in UP
Same shirts mind you, only thing that changed was the location of the rows and the spacing
And I dont even think the bottom row is right bc I THINK it's a whopping 1in up or down from what it is now but if they scrutinize us on such a minute detail while we have fucking 5 people working the entire area then they're even stupider than I thought
Fucking prioritize
OH and we found someone's VERY WORN puma shoe just thrown in with basics 😑 real classy customers we have huh (we dont sell anything puma)
#marquilla#and apparantly [relative coworker] whos been there FOREVER didnt know that this little asterisk/butthole looking icon means thats where the#section bar goes shdhdhd shes like no way thats two and i was like ''well theres two buttholes so!'' and had to show her sgdgdhfhf#like the layout looks so wrong that any customer would think we did it wrong but nope no thats how they want it stupid innit#all this on a day where my pain levels are all at 6/10 and i was having cramps AND i only slept 2.5 hours (: so fun#was bitching ab it A LOT with my coworkers that it's sooo convenient that the night clean up crew who are solely there for clothing#alllllwaaaaays run out of time and never get to childrens (: fuckers i know youre doing it on purpose you jackasses#at least im no longer afraid of the one overnight lady AGDGDGDGD i used to be terrified of her but she just has that kinda face#work talk
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i want to blow up my coworkers BRAIN
#personal#they are so fucking annoying and can never not have the convo related to them#like one somebody was asking about my hair which relates to my dad#so i’m like yeah cut and dyed it to keep up with my dads care haha#and then they were talking about my last colors brown and red and this coworker who has red got brought in#and then they go into LENGTH about how they needed to bleach their hair after their birds death#they had the bird for like a week too#and then the death of a different pet and was just laying into it during a meeting#which should piss me off more like oh ur gonna steer a conversation about my dads health to ur fucking pets. kys#then rn i got an agressive called and got called a little shit and was going over it with my boss#and was explaining something and said if it’s looks off that might be me i mix up letters sometimes#and this fucker just CHIMES in like dyslexia is bitch! and so is the one for math or whatever the name is#and it’s like one wasn’t even talking to you two separate thing all together three#i’m not diagnosed with dyslexia but let’s say i have it stop fucking telling people other peoples disabilities#like they have done this MUTIPLE times just casually bringing up my autism or other shit and it’s like???? can i help you#stop mentioning this at my fucking work place#like i get ur disabilities are like cool trading cards and shit but any that i do happen to have are real facets of my life that maybe!#i don’t want shared at work!#and even that i could forgive but worst all#this coworker is so annoying. and cringe. walking 2013 mental health post on tumblr#they used to ask me for rides home too without even knowing me and i did it like twice before i had to cut that shit bc they just#started expecting it#anyway i hate them and i have to hear about their sister tried to kill them one more fucking weekend i’m getting touch with said sister to#finish the dam job
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Well, fuck my workplace, cannot wait to be done and never speak to any of y'all again :)
#Three years I worked there#longest running employee of the current team#everything would have gone to shit without me during corona#and now they're being prissy bc they were incompetent and paid me too much#so I now have to pay them back the surplus#but they play nice bc 'we deducted you a certain amount so you don't have to pay back all of it'#money is money you fuckers the fact that you want me to pay you back at all is a disgrace#all the while basically wanting me to work overtime without having any chance of taking those hours off#bc there's a shitton of stuff left to be done at the end of the year#nah fuck y'all I'm out never doing that shit again#ppl complain or make fun of me for hunting down the smallest detail and wanting it in writing#but this once again just shows that I am right in doing so and I should have insisted on it#well at least I learned the hard and correct way that no work relationship will ever work out to my benefit
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Started medical posting 2 mths back and honestly it's so damn exhausting
But it's natural tho. Medical dept had always been the busiest in any hospital. And it wouldn't hv been much of an issue had the guy incharge not be a complete dickhead
#random#never before i felt so much rage against someone#got a panic attack this morning and took alprazolam#fucker had the nerve to tell me to 'settle the panic attack and come to work'#you even know what a panic attack is?#do you even know what alprazolam is?#prolly never even touched midazolam in his life#we have intubated pts all the fucking time in ward and dude don't even know what a fucking diazepam does#thanks to this fucker my adjustment synd turns into a full blown depression#i took meds at 6.30am and woke up at 1pm#fucker thinks panic attack is like stubbing your toe against a table foot#god i wish he fall of a stair and break his neck#last time i woke up from sleep and can't even move myself off my bed#fucker thinks it's a nonsense excuse#fuck it i want to run him over with my car#fucker may be a doctor but he don't deserve any respect whatsoever#i want to break his neck#my brain and me
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Ok, the boss is no more! There were some super stressful moments but surprisingly we all survived o:
My animal companion got hit with disintegrate, but we had hero points to make him avoid it. I would cry actually, because disintegrate means no resurrection x_x
The war is prevented! At least this one, because Cayden's party is right at the center of a much bigger one just starting. Today we saved the country. Cayden is trying to not even save the whole world, just maybe slow the whole thing down and save as much people as possible...
#majek says shit#I have the diamond for a raise animal companion spell but it can only be used if you have a body and even then there are restrictions#and Kela wouldn't even know about it until after the fight because she got trapped between a wall of force and a stone golem?#or a stone Big Humanoid Fucker idk what that technically was but it would've killed me pretty fast#and it all was in an area of supernatural darkness emanating from the powergamer's character...#which interfered with so much of everyone else's actions and we even addressed it before the session that it's a bad idea to cast this#but its ok because HE will be able to see through it and HE won't be targeted easily:))))#he also almost ended the encounter in the first round of proper combat...#by using mechanics so outrageous but technically ambiguous enough that our GM can't deny them by using only RAW...#and he prefers to settle arguments by going as RAW as possible...#and it wasn't a problem until now when we have a player who exploits to an actually unbelievable extent#we shared our character sheets online yesterday and I finally saw his... still have no idea how the character works#because like half the stuff is custom and missing from the app#he has 9 AC in the app and allegedly 32 AC before buffs...#and the GM says the math checks out but 1. nobody saw that math besides him and 2. so far he trusted that player without too much questions#and only recently he actually realised he's been manipulated multiple times when me and some others started dismantling that players actions#I so hope this was the last session with that person#the worst thing is I think he's an ok guy when I'm not playing any kind of game with him#and I understand different people find enjoyment in different aspects of games - his being figuring out how far he can go with the rules#and there are whole groups of people who like to play like that and enjoy the challenge of making the most broken “build” possible#but the rest of the group are not that kind of people. maybe some like to have fun with researching what's possible#but it's never the purpose of the game and these things dont find their way into the actual game#I'm actually considering the possibility of just leaving the campaign if he stays there... I know I whine a lot in the tags#about different players that get on my nerves for various reasons. it sounds like I'm never happy about anything#but our group is big and we play together as a friend group in 4 different campaigns now (I'm in 3 of them)#and every one of these smaller groups has it's issues. sometimes it's the characters not matching and sometimes different expectations#or interpersonal stuff that can be worked out. this here is not a group composition issue because the powergaming attitude is everywhere#it's impossible to talk casually between sessions and confronting the guy leads to like actual temper tantrums#literally said “the fuck do I care if the party dies I'm not gonna be useful anymore” after the GM gave him feedback to maybe ease it up#he never says things like that when the gm or me are present but we still get info. he just can't be confronted by the gm like that
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Obviously not a "gamers are so oppressed" kind've person, moreso the opposite where they ask to be oppressed with their wallets and lies like that noodle fella.
But nothing speaks volumes to exactly WHY gamers are so hyper-defensive of this media format than Sag-Aftra absolutely throwing JUST GAMING VOICE ACTORS under the bus.
And here we are! Where you can see, Live Time, Side by Side, exactly How Fucking Bad this industry is, and how Fuckin Mad it makes people when someone defends the state of things. Hollywood fuckers are FINE! Protected! Of course! Gaming voice actors? Pffft, who cares! It's GAMERNINGS! WHO CAREEES! THERE AIN'T NO STEVEN SHPEELPORG IN GAMING!
Obviously, again, not a "gamers are oppressed" loser, just someone who's got eyes and can read the room. When I say Gamers, I don't mean Gaming, and vice versa.
Gaming is not viewed as anything but a disposable medium, and everyone will feel the wrath of such mentalities when discs start to rot and your only way to play games is legally described as piracy by lobbyists who paid 10k to a politician to keep these laws as broken and out of date as humanly possible.
Gaming is so disrespected that for DECADES you couldn't have a fucking GAME during a LOADING SCREEN because a fucking gaming company OWNED THE RIGHTS TO SUCH A CONCEPT. Could you IMAGINE the fucking SHIT SHOW that would be in ANY other fuckin' medium. You can't use that form of story telling in your book, it's owned by Tolkien or some shit. You can't have wide camera angle lenses! That's owned by Tencent! Or some shit.
LEGALLY SPEAKING, GAMING IS AN OPPRESSED MINORITY. No regulations, no oversight, absolutely batshit horrendous downright illegal workplace conditions, a blacklist worse than any fucking industry, god christ, the entire gaming industry is so fucking unregulated and unprotected. Don't join a gaming company unless you want retail work conditions x10.
I'M JUST SAYING IRONICALLY, BUT WITH THE CONVICTION OF "DO YOU SEE WHY 'GAMERS' ARE ALWAYS SO DEFENSIVE????" THAT THIS SHIT IS SO COMMON PLACE.
THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT
SAID VIDEO GAMES ARE DANGEROUS
DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING TARGETED
THIS ONE MEDIUM IS.
I guess he says books are dangerous too but let's be honest BOOKS WILL BE FINE! YOU CAN GO ONLINE! IT'S SAVED ON HUNDREDS OF WEBSITES! YOU CAN INDIVIDUALLY, TAKE A PICTURE, OF EVERY PAGE, AND STILL HAVE IT. YOU CAN COMPRESS THE ENTIRE SHREK MOVIE AND PUT IT ON DISCORD.
YOU LOSE ONE FUCKING BYTE OF A GAME AND IT STOPS WORKING ENTIRELY.
An entire MEDIUM of art is left up in the air like it's a fucking cheap disposable tool, a product on a fucking conveyor belt fed into packaging and a box. No art. No passion. No culture. No enrichment. Just a soulless, fucking husk.
HELP
HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY WE DON'T RESPECT ART UNLESS IT'S TIED TO DECADES OF BLACK AND WHITE IMAGERY. PLEASE. TELL ME.
Because I for one am simply NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY surprised that the union was gonna shaft SOMEONE, specifically the game voice actors side. I just didn't think they'd go out of their way to spit on them and basically TOTALLY take the OPPOSITE FUCKING END OF THE APPROACH they did for HOLLYWOOD for GAMING.
The Polar. Fucking Opposite Mentality. Opposite. As in, Yes, AI stealing voice actor jobs is FINE, so long as it's GAMING.
This shit is why you see "gamers are so oppressed" unironically, because these same fucking idiots enabled the industry to BULLDOZE towards AI, NFTs, microtransactions and live-service. They're too fucking stupid to see they ensured this would be the state of things. And here we are, where once again, Consumers don't Give a Fucking Shit, because Gaming Doesn't Matter. Not even to it's loudest fans, it's nothing.
All around this industry is FUCKED. It's FUCKED. The consumer approves EVERYTHING these companies pull. No Shit Sag-Aftra just looked at this fucking community and industry and laughed, chuckled, and then gave a blank paper to companies to do whatever the fuck they want to people. Of course.
because why, oh god why, would you defend an industry this fucking morally and intellectually bankrupt. Fucking embarrassing. Thanks world, I fucking hate unions, Take a Company and add a second layer to it just for them to argue against your interests.
Congrats, that'll fix shit. Fuck Unions. Fuck Sag-Aftra. Fuck the Consumer. Fuck this shitty planet of specimen to be examined.
#sag aftra#gaming industry#gaming#hollywood strikes#voice acting strikes#sag strike#fuck unions#they very obviously don't fucking work if you're not considered important by them#so what's the plan#a fucking union for the union?#idiotic planet#I never thought I'd be anti-union but these fuckers just enabled that#I can't trust them#not at all#Trust no one#nothing matters#not even the things that do#Just boggles my FUCKING MIND why any union would want to be the example of why they don't work#but here's Sag-aftra!#Bulldozing STRAIGHT into the problem once again!#Yay!#Unions don't work#Sometimes sure#but if they're just another company prop then what's the point?#Now you have 2 layers of anti-worker mentalities to fight against#fucking stupid
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so you're taking care of your computer's software health. NICE! but what about its physical health?
because yes, computers do need the occasional real-world checkup to make sure that they're running well. but what exactly does that entail? i see many posts about maintaining software health: limit your browser tabs, ensure your antiviruses are working properly, so on and so forth, but checking the physical components is something i sparsely see discussed here.
so what's the deal with physical maintenance? well, have you ever had your computer hack and wheeze trying to keep up even if your OS and all your drivers are up to date and functioning? if you've never opened up your computer before, you may be shocked to find just how FILTHY it can get in there:
take a closer look at that snout dust! PTOOEY .. BLECKH
computers are much more likely to accumulate internal dust if they're sitting on the floor, and especially if they're near any vents and/or if you have pets.
ok, you've figured out how to open your device and now you're staring at the second coming of the dust bowl in your gaming rig. what now? let's explore some basic cleaning tips, deep cleaning pointers for your CPU/GPU, and tips to help keep maintain your computer's physical health in the future.
first of all, turn off your computer and unplug it (for my computer, i turn it off, turn off the PSU switch, unplug it, and then press the power button for about 30 seconds to drain the capacitors and minimize static risk)
generally, you're gonna want to have THESE items:
some sort of face mask (dust masks are best, but anything that'll help keep the harmful dust out of your lungs will generally work)
a can of compressed air (or an electric duster if you're ~fancy~. they look and function like turbo blowdryers)
a vacuum will be useful if there's a LOT of dust, best to use in combination with an anti-static cleaning kit
if you ARE gonna use a vacuum, spray every attachment you use with an anti-static spray. disturbing large amounts of dust creates a lot of static, and electronics are very sensitive to that.
it's never a bad idea to grab an grounding wristband as well, but as long as you wear loose clothes and always keep some part of your skin in contact with the case, you should be ok. (i don't know how much this applies to laptops and smaller devices, since the cases for those are typically plastic)
if there's staining (like from smoke) or there's more gunk caked on than you thought, you can gently clean electronic components with a brush/paper towel/microfiber and medical-grade isopropyl alcohol ONLY. do not use any other cleaning alcohols for this task.
before you do anything, TAKE THAT FUCKER OUTSIDE! always clean a dusty device where the wind can carry that shit away, because oh my GOD will it fuck up your lungs like crazy. (that, and compressed air cans have fluorocarbons in them, which isn't great to breathe in either)
most of the time, you'll probably be fine just using an air duster. for compressed air cans, spray the dirty surfaces in short bursts. an electric duster can be constantly blown. when dusting fans, make sure that you're holding the blades still as to not accidentally make them spin too fast (ESPECIALLY with an electric duster!), since that can damage the mechanism that makes them spin.
however, if there's a lot of dust, it may be better to give it a vacuuming first. anything from a handheld to a shop vac will work, and attachments with brushes on the end will help tons with loosening up even more dust. and of course ALWAYS make sure that you're spraying any attachments with anti-static spray, and keep a hand on the case of the computer to electrically ground yourself since the hose will be in contact with the internals.
if there's any left over, give it a blast with the duster.
in some rare cases, there may be some extra gunk caked onto the internals, and you may have to really get your hands in there or take components out individually. if you don't have an anti static wristband (the ones with an alligator clip) do your best to ALWAYS keep your skin in contact with the case as you're finagling around in there.
it's probably a good idea to have disposable gloves on for this. grab your isopropyl and towel of choice (microfiber is ideal, but dirtier PCs may need disposable paper/shop towels), soak it a little bit, and gently scrub off the gunk n' grime as needed.
with heat sinks specifically, since they're just big blocks of metal, they're the one part of a component that can be cleaned under water. if a dusting doesn't suffice, gently scrub it with a brush under warm, soapy water, rinse thoroughly, and let it dry on a towel for a few hours before reassembling it into the electronic components.
if there's still little bits stuck in the radiator fins, stick an isopropyl-soaked q-tip in there to push it out.
the dust settles, everything's put back together, and it's all clean in there again. YAY!!!!! but what if you're still experiencing temperature problems? well, it typically comes down to either the CPU or GPU:
IF ITS THE CPU: if you took off the cooler to clean it, then i hope you remembered to dab some fresh thermal paste on there. you should be replacing thermal paste few years, otherwise it dries out and loses its effectiveness.
the type you use makes a huge difference too; i like to use arctic's mx-4, it has excellent thermal conductivity while still being an electrical insulator, so spillover isn't a problem. if you go for a liquid metal compound, please do your research first, since some of them can run the risk of corroding the cooler pipes and/or the CPU's outer casing.
to replace thermal paste, make sure that the crusty old paste is sufficiently scrubbed off the contact points of both the CPU and cooler. again, use isopropyl for this. once it's all cleaned off, put about a pea-sized amount of paste on the CPU and carefully lower the cooler onto the mounting bracket before fastening it in place. (also it really doesn't matter how you put the paste on, as long as it ends up covering most of the contact area)
also if you're still using the cooler your CPU came with, you should probably get a better cooler. especially if you're doing gaming or using graphically/mathematically intensive software. sorry. the stock coolers that most CPUs come with are mid as hell. you can get a nice ARGB one for less than 20 USD i promise its worth it
IF ITS THE GPU: like CPUs, your graphics card also needs to have its thermal paste cleaned out and replaced every so often. but they also utilize a second thermal material called thermal pads. these are usually made of either silica gel or a very thick clay-like grease, and come in different thicknesses. my favoured pads are owltree's 12.8w grease pads, the assorted pack comes with enough for about 4-5 GPUs.
taking apart a GPU seems scary, and understandably so; they're incredibly expensive and hard-working pieces of technology! but i've done it twice now, and it's actually surprisingly simple (as long as you keep track of all the damn screws... im lucky there's a magnetized screw mat in the house i can use)
i recommend watching a deep clean/teardown video of the GPU model you have before digging into it yourself. generally, they separate into 4 distinct portions: the outer shell, the heatsink, the board, and the backplate.
the shell contains the fans and any possible RGB elements. it'll have 1-2 controllers plugged into the board, one for the fans and one for the lighting elements if there are any. once the case is unscrewed, unplug these connectors with a firm squeeze and tug.
these tend to be surprisingly dusty on the inside, so it's probably a good idea to blast it with a duster. again, make sure to hold the fans so they don't overspin. you can also remove the fans from the shell and clean them individually if you'd like.
the heatsink is BIG and heavy, and you can do all the same stuff here that you would with a CPU cooler heatsink. it may take a bit of effort to tug off if the thermal materials are really making it stick to the board. once it's off, scrub the old thermal paste, blast it with a duster, and wash under soapy water if needed before rinsing thoroughly and leaving it to dry for a while.
the backplate is just a flat piece of metal that protects the back side of the board. usually all this will need is a simple wipedown.
the board is where all the magic happens, and will usually have a layout that's something like this:
clean up as needed; gently scrub off old thermal paste, scrape off the old thermal pads (but take close note of how thick they are so you can replace them with the correct pads), and brush/wipe down the dust and grease on each side as needed. take care to avoid touching the PCIe connector too much (the bar of golden pins that juts out from the bottom)
thermal padding varies from card to card (i recommend checking thermal pad placements for your gpu in water cooling guides, even if you're not doing water cooling) but it's typically gonna be on THESE spots:
the VRAM chips surrounding the die (main chip) along with the small black chips next to the capacitors will require thermal pads the most. cut each one to size, carefully peel off the plastic films, and press each piece onto the chips.
now you can grab your thermal paste and put some on that big shiny die. now take your freshly pasted/padded board and CAREFULLY lower it back onto the heatsink. i highly suggest having a good source of lightning for this, since shifting around the pieces too much trying to get them to align properly can displace the thermal pads and mess with how the paste spreads.
screw the heatsink tight to the board, and double check to make sure that the pads and paste are snug against the heat sink. now put the backplate and shell back on and BAM YOU'RE DONE! with the paste and pads i used, i was able to bring down the temperature of my cards by a good 10-15 °C.
ok you've done all this deep cleaning shit and your computer is happy and healthy. what can you do for your computer's health in the future?
DUST AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR. haul that thang outside and spray that shit out to stop it from building up for too long.
KEEP IT OFF THE FLOOR. if you can, of course, not everyone has the desk room for it. computers accumulate dust easier when they're close to the floor. if you do need to keep it on the floor, you might have to dust it every 6-8 months rather than once a year.
AND STOP PUTTING YOUR LAPTOPS ON SOFT SURFACES I SWEAR TO GOD
GET A FAN CONTROLLER. motherboards are DOGSHIT at maintaining fan speeds!!!! there are physical fan hubs that use controller software, but if you can't afford that, fancontrol by rem0o is a stellar software-only option.
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE CASE FANS, GET THEM. the number of fans depends on the motherboard form factor your case can accommodate (ATX cases typically have 6-8), but having that air circulation is very important to maintaining ideal temperatures. arctic makes fantastic budget-friendly fans.
IF YOU HAVE AN NVMe HARD DRIVE: please put an aluminum heat sink on that thang. they get toasty :(
OK THATS IT I THINK. if anyone else has tips they wanna add, go right on ahead. ok thank you bye your computer will love you
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꒰ :🥀 [ Till death do us part ] ”♡ᵎ꒱ˀˀ ↷ ⋯
Summary : What if Alastors dear little darling wife, his partner in crime, the person he thought he'd never see again, turns up with Mimzy on the day of the visit of the big boss of hell.
Pairing : Alastor x fem! Reader
Word count : 1899 Words
Genre : Fluff , Drama , Angst
Warnings ➵ Mentions of death, you're shorter than
Vaggie, possessive Alastor, swearing
Prequel -> > The radio star lost <
a/n : I love this trope ngl, tried to not make him to much out of character, hope it worked.. T T
Also I'm rather new to Hazbin Hotel, so I say sorry if anythings seems wrong or out of character! ><
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The whole hotel was a bit chaotic right now, Lucifer himself would be visiting in just a bit and Charlie wanted everything to be perfect. Colorful decorations were hanging everywhere, a banner was hung up for welcoming the king of hell, how does one even welcome the king of hell into their hotel? Charlie was probably the most stressed of all, but Vaggie did her best to calm her nervous wreck of a girlfriend down.
The moment Lucifer stepped into the hotel was meant to make everything go down, Alastor and his Ego had somehow always a snarky remark against Lucifer. Charlie tried her best to keep them apart, introducing her other friends, before she announced how she would be needing his help. And again the banter between the king of hell and the radio demon started all over again. As if throwing insults at each other before wasn't enough already, now they were pulling at Charlie left and right, like two babies fighting over a toy.
But all things come to an end, which Charlie was thankful for right now, as Mimzy, apparently a friend of Alastor, which was interesting to know he even had any, came barging in with a grand entrance. As the woman now settles down at the bar, talking with the others, Alastor and Charlie took Lucifer on a walk around, Husker disappearing for a second too, but soon joining them at the bar again, a scowl on his face, but something else, undescribable behind his eyes.
A bang was heard through the whole hotel as the entrance door was slammed open and heard could be an angry voice. "MIMZY! You little bitch!" A demon, a slight bit shorter than Vaggie probably, walked in. A scowl evident on the face, as her eyes scan over the place, before falling on the woman she was looking for. "How dare you leave me in the shit like that?! You've got it coming if those sharks don't kill you, I certainly will!" Ignoring the questioning looks of Angel and Husker, you stomp over to the blonde, ready to yank at her hair, when suddenly a bit of debris was thrown through the window and landed beside you, barely missing you by a hair. "The fuck?" The demon's head craned around, looking out the window and there they were, those fuckers Mimzy was in debt to.
You didn't really have time to react much, as three people stormed into the entrance hall, all you could catch was a glimpse of red before the person ran outside, screams of the sharks could be heard, at least those were finally taken care of.
The loan sharks were gone and fought off quickly by that person, his voice now directed to Mimzy, your own eyes on her yourself with a scowl. She and that red demon apparently knew each other quite well, as Mimzy was walking to the door, you finally really looked at the demon. He had short red and black hair, ears sat atop his head, despite scowling Mimzy he was smiling, though a sinister smile it seems. His attire was almost completely red too, a cane was clutched in his hands, as he watched Mimzy walk off, you could only make out a small part of his face. The man seemed so familiar as if you had known him for a long time.. Your heart was running a mile right now, it was getting hard to breathe, and then...
"Thank you Alastor, really.." The long-haired blonde spoke up.. That name, it couldn't be right? Mimzy would've told you, she knew him, she would've definitely told you.. right? You must be mistaken right now.. Your eyes were fixated on the man called Alastor, the voices and sounds around you were all a mush, drowned out as your brain was going all around. Now that you could see his face, he definitely had some resemblance to him.. to your late husband, who had died before you. You were his assistant, his partner in crime, when the news hit you that he was shot, it broke your heart, but still, you continued on alone, killing. That's probably what also got you to hell, well sooner than later you were figured out and soon arrived here in hell.
"Yo smiles, this girly is gawking at you for minutes now." Slowly voices were coming back to you, the white spider beside you talked, pointing his thumb at you, the red-haired now meeting your eyes, his ears straightening and standing alert like the ones of a deer caught in headlight. What irony if he was your Alastor, the irony of dooming him with deer-like features, after getting shot assumed for a deer while hiding one of the many bodies. That day you decided to let him go alone, oh if you just hadn't done that, maybe you both would be alive or you would've at least arrived together in hell.
Alastor was taking slow steps to you, the smile on his face looking strained, yet it never disappeared, his hand was reaching out for you but stopped. Eyes moving over your form, taking in everything. Resemblance to his wife evident, but.. how did he never notice you before? Had he ever met you, walked past, maybe even taken a second glance but dismissed this feeling he has right now.
Swiftly he grabs your wrist, dragging you behind him, ignoring the calls of his name of the other residents, his mind plagued by one only thought, more like one only person.. you.
Stumbling behind him, his grip rather firm on your wrist, yet it felt comforting as if you knew he would never hurt you. Not in your lifetime and also not now in your afterlife. Eyes watching the back of his head, you were wondering what expression his face harbors right now. Was he happy? Was he confused? Disappointed? Maybe he knew where you were all this time but didn't want to meet you. No, he wasn't like this. He may have been distant sometimes while alive, but in the end, he was always a darling to you. Taking care of you, just as he vowed on your wedding day. A distant memory, yet one of the most beautiful ones you have.
A door was opened and as you were pulled inside, the door closed. Steps echoed through the room, you noticed a forest on the other side of the room, but that didn't rather faze you, eyes on him again.. and him only. "Al-" You were interrupted by laughter, the man before you was hugging himself, his arms around him, yet you still weren't able to see his face. "D-Do you know.. How often have I thought about you?!" His voice was loud, a static sound like from a radio accompanied it. One of his hands was tearing at his hair now. "That bitch never told me... I'll make sure to kill her for that.. She kept you from me.." The laughter got even louder, as if the man before you was going insane.
This behavior was nothing new to you, he used to be like this, high on adrenalin when another murder was successful.. Or when he was close to being figured out by the police and detectives, yet he always slipped away right through their incapable fingers.
"I always wondered what happened to you, if you grew old with someone new.." If you were able to see his face right now, you would be able to see the sinister yet possessive smile on his face, his eyes darting around the room.
This all ended in a second when he felt a soft hand on his. He knew this hand, he also knew the person it belonged to like the front of his pocket. "I would never, I carried on alone in your memories, yet I was never as skilled as you darling, so sooner than later they connected all the dots to me." A low chuckle could be heard again, the static radio sound calmed down again too. The tall man slowly turned around now, his hand engulfing your own, his fingers softly running over your own, before he linked them together. How he had missed this feeling, despite having a distaste for people touching him, you were different. Your touch felt warm, like the summer sun kissing his skin, it felt comforting.
"I've missed you mon amour.." His voice was soft, probably the softest it had ever been since he had arrived in hell. His hand guides yours up to his lips, as he closes his eyes and presses a soft kiss to the back of your hand, a smile, now softer, on his lips. He was never one for kissing you on the lips, he definitely favored kissing your hand, like the gentleman he has always been. "I figured with how you were talking seconds ago my dear.." A soft smile was creeping up onto your lips too, mirroring his own one. Red eyes open again, your hand still pressed to his face, but now he was rather holding your hand to his cheek. "Oh how I wished I could've stayed with you my darling, we would've been so successful.." Giggling at his words, with him at your side, you probably would have been going for a long time. "But who says we can't be successful now?" A smirk etched its way onto your husband's face, oh how he loved your daring little mind, always thirsting for blood. With you by his side again now, he would definitely be able to get everything done that he wanted.
"Shall we go back? I want to meet your friends properly." Wanting to pull away your hand, he softly gives you a tug, your head landing on his chest now. Wide eyes look the the side now, as you weren't really able to move, his arms having snaked around you and his chin resting on your head. This was unusual much physical contact, but figured that you hadn't seen each other for multiple decades he yearned for your touch just a slight bit. Your arms lying around him, embracing the hug. "Let's just stay here a few minutes more, we got enough time to introduce you to everyone down there but for now.. let me have you for myself." Nodding softly, your head rests on his chest, as your eyes close and you simply enjoy the presence of your dearly beloved husband.
"What do you mean 'married to smiles'?!" Angel, as he was introduced to you, shouted from his place on the couch now, staring at you flabbergasted. "We've been married for quite a few years before his death." Smiling you answered his question. Alastor didn't like all the attention you were getting, but sooner than later he would have you all to himself again when you two go back to his cozy hotel room or the radio tower. "So you two fu-" Angel wasn't even able to finish his question before he shut himself up as he noticed the look on Alastors face. This time he would've been dead for sure if he finished that question.
Overall everyone invited you happily into their little hotel family, it was amazing. Charlie immediately took a liking to you and if you're being honest she quickly was viewed by you like a daughter.
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I absolutely love your Alastor smut! Is there anyway you can make one where your Vox’s ex and Alastor decided to somehow show off to Vox how much reader loves his c*ck more?? A special broadcast maybe?? Please keep up the great work!
a/n: i love vox but if there's one thing i love more, its making him feel inferior to alastor 😍 this is soo good. REQUESTS OPEN! 🩷
tags: 18+ smut nsfw!
vox thought alastor couldn't get any worse, there was nothing that shit-for-brains demon could do to enrage him more. that was until valentino told him that alastor had a new pretty little thing hanging on his arm. "he WHAT?!" vox's voice cracks from the sheer force he puts behind those words. valentino snickers, watching vox run to his security room.
and there you were, locked arms with that fucking deer demon, walking down the street. you looked absolutely enthralled with that fucker! "you've gotta be fucking kidding me..." he growls, static filling his vision. as if alastor can sense that they're being watched, he winks at the camera and pulls you down a more secluded path. vox puts his fist straight through the screen before pacing around the room. it couldn't have been more than a few minutes before his ears pick up that voice, that shitty radio voice.
"good evening viewers!" alastor begins, making vox's head spin around. the tvs were blank, just audio playing through them. he's about to smash the rest of them when something catches his attention. he swears he hears a familiar noise, your noises specifically. then he hears you panting, and blood rushes to his groin first and then his face. "thank you for tuning into a very special late night broadcast." alastor's voice sounds... breathier.
"what the fuck is-" vox mutters to himself before his eyes go wide. "o-oh god." you moan, sounding far too sexy. and enjoying yourself far too much. "yes alastor, fuck. that's so good." your whines play out, filling the room and vox is just about to lose it. "is alastor fucking your ex?" valentino leans against the doorframe, a smug look on his face. "you’re so tight, my dear. your cunt was made for my cock just as i was made for radio." he laughs to himself, his hands finding your hips as he fucks you over his desk.
this little plan of his was working just as intended. he asked, of course, if you'd be interested in ruffling your exes feathers a little bit and you agreed. this special broadcast was only being shown directly to vox through his security. not a single other soul would be able to hear you but vox. it sent a certain chill up your spine, knowing that he was definitely listening. every thrust of alastor's cock presses you harder into the desk, bruises sure to form later in the evening.
"that's kinda hot, yknow-" "SHUT UP VAL." vox feels as though he's about to implode, anger coursing through him in a way he's sure he's never felt. "i am going to finish him. both of them. they won't live this down."
valentino covers his mouth to stop from laughing. "it sounds like they're about to finish each other." and he was right. your breathy little moans are a dead giveaway. "please, please your cock feels so good. g-gonna cum." vox paces the room, plotting your downfall but his cock is hard as a fucking rock in his pants.
"such a good girl, you are. you sing so pretty my dear." alastor grunts, pressing the head of his cock up against your cervix before he feels you clamp down around him. with every pulse of youe orgasm, alastor follows. "cum alastor, p-please fill my pussy." you gasp, riding out wave after wave of deep pleasure. vox should turn this off, he should walk away but he can't make his feet move.
and after alastor finishes deep inside of you, filling you to the point of it leaking down his cock, he lets out an almost sinister chuckle. "thank you my loyal viewers for tuning in for this one of a kind show! we hope you thoroughly enjoyed."
the room is silent after the broadcast ends. that is, until velvette clears her throat. "was that alastor fucking your bitch?" she raises a brow, a slow smirk spreading over her lips when she sees vox's face.
"no one talk to me. i have business to attend to." and with that, vox disappears, leaving valentino and velvette to themselves.
"bold move, i gotta hand it to him."
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This was supposed to be a short, cheap, easy fill for 'nightclub', in which Jack is established as 'that friend' who always has a wild new business idea and relies on friends who love him to help provide seed money for each venture (and to keep him aloft in the in between when unfortunately for him it all inevitably falls apart. Bc he's a good ideas guy, but not always a good executioner or maintainer of his ideas guy)
Now it's almost 3k words and includes: (spoilers for today's au-gust fill below the cut)
-Jack stealing Izzy's classic car (I only kind of mention what kind, but in my head it's for sure a late 60s or early 70s model Alfa Romeo Spider or Spider Veloce) and it being established that this isn't the first time Jack has stolen Izzy's car for funds for a new idea (because Izzy might find him frustrating, but Jack is a friend of Ed's and so Izzy does his best to try and help Jack too)
-the fact that Izzy isn't rich enough to be able to afford this hobby easily; he's been grinding and working and saving up for it (an even bigger expense bc the implication is for this story everyone is currently living in the States, so he had to win an auction and then pay to import it over from Europe AND then pay for the repairs and restoration, whether done by himself and Roach or hired mechanics)
-the property Jack wants to use for the nightclub being in fucking Medora, ND, because I've been thinking about ND again and couldn't think of a worse place to try and set up a nightclub.
-it's also implied to be nearly winterish weather for the East Coast where Ed, Stede, Roach, Izzy (and usually Jack lmao) are, and definitely bad winter weather for the Midwest/ND (bc in the years prior to my moving to CT, I remember talking abt and showing blizzard pics the same months that folks out this way were cold for sure and maybe starting to get frosty, but not always to the degree of what ND would be getting hit with lmao.)
-Jack is driving the stolen car there. An Alfa Romeo Spider. In the winter. It would be funny if it wasn't just plain dangerous, but that's where his buyer is, you see.
-they've finally made contact with him only for Jack to immediately be manipulative about coming back/the police being involved, and him refusing to turn around. But he acknowledges the good hard work and money Izzy and Roach have put into the car, and promises that they'll get half the payment for the car back from him.
-The rest of it is his seed money to start the club. Cuz he'll already be out in ND at that point, so he can keep going on with his plan easily enough. Two birds one stone, all that jazz
#text post#long post#the nice thing is that writing this is distracting form the hellish stomach cramping#but also where the fuck am I gonna go from here and this feels too wordy#but I'm also having fun using the scenes to establish little domestic features of the relationships#in showing how Ed and Stede are together just doing the dishes after dinner talking about Jack (prior to the car theft thing happening)#and in how Roach works with Ed to talk to Jack and try to figure out some sort of compromise#while Stede comforts Izzy and validates the idea that yes they can all be Jack's friend and love him and want to support him#but they can do that while also being v upset with his current actions and that izzy is allowed to feel hurt by all of this#and that he didn't deserve it either which i have izzy lowkey imply#taking that from my grandad as a car guy who finally saved up enough to get close to a dream classic car for himself#but who has to be mindful of what he spends on upkeep and how he runs it and when#bc he's not a traditional Rich Car Guy ya know? he just never has had that sort of money#and he talks sometimes how he feels anything bad that happens to the car is punishment for him wanting it all#and that seems like something Izzy would also feel about like. so much including his hobby car#I need to stop tag rambling and figure out how i'm ending this fucker before he gets any longer fkdjsalkfdjsa
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