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can u do chris bf headcanons
boyfriend headcanons • chris sturniolo
a/n: ofc pookie!! thank you for the request🫶
warnings: none
- chris would try to act a bit more “chill” and “nonchalant” before you guys date, but once it’s official he turns into the sweetest boy ever. he becomes almost soft spoken when it comes to you and you only.
- he goes to you for fashion advice since he can’t really match clothes. you take him shopping and dress him up in a way that he’s comfortable with but also looks so fine. he might even make one of those tiktoks “my style before and after my gf.” he also loves matching with you for sure.
- speaking of clothes, he LOVESSS when you wear his shirts and hoodies. it doesn’t matter if they’re baggy, tight, or well-fitted on you, he just thinks you look so beautiful in his clothes and he thinks it’s cute how giggly you get and how you burry your face in them admiring his lingering scent. he’ll let you keep your fav hoodie of his too.
- he cannot go to sleep without you. we all know how he’s always sleeping in nick and matt’s rooms, but ever since you got together, he only sleeps in his bed, yours, or the couch but you HAVE to be there or else what else is he gonna cuddle??
- his favourite is when he’s the small spoon laying on top of you and resting his head on your chest (not for that reason but it’s def a bonus) and you playing with his hair till he falls asleep. if he wakes up and you’re separated he’ll whine and cuddle closer to you.
- i think it’s a given that he likes when you play with his hair, it’s his weakness fr. but sometimes when you’re bored you start braiding his hair or trying different hairstyles on him like man bun, piggy tails, space buns or your personal favourite half up half down with some strands falling out. he acts like he’s annoyed when you do this but he melts at the feeling of your fingers in his hair.
- he’ll just be looking up with heart eyes at you focusing so hard to perfect the hair style for him and secretly smiling every time you get excited at how cute he looks and the little kisses you cover his face with. he’s so whipped it’s crazy.
- he’s a part of the sassy men apocalypse idc. being in a relationship with chris is mostly joking around and poking fun at each other. so when he’s in a goofy mood and you shrug him off bc you’re busy or not focused he’ll go “oh so you don’t love me anymore?? i see.”
- “babe literally what’s more important than me rn this is insanity.” you always call each other bro but when hes feeling sassy and you call him bro he’ll say, “are you bro/friend zoning me rn. what the fuck.” and sometimes he doesn’t even respond and just crosses his arms dramatically looking away until you say his name or “babe/baby”
- he takes pictures of things he noted you like before eg. the sky, sunsets, flowers, cats, etc. and sends them to you bc it reminds him of you and he knows how excited you get over them.
- he’s a mama’s boy i stand by that, so it’s important for him that you get along with mary lou, which you do! mary lou loves you so much he starts to get jealous of both of you because you’re “stealing” his mom and you’re spending more time with her that chris starts to miss you.
- i feel like in general chris is a bit touch deprived, like in vids he’s always reaching for his brothers’ hands or resting on them, hugging them, leaning on them when laughing etc. now that he has you, you get all these little touches, playing with your fingers subconsciously, tracing circles on your thighs occasionally squeezing it, rests his arms on your shoulder when you’re standing somewhere, always hugging and kissing you on the cheek, forhead, corner of your lips, and even boops your nose sometimes 😭.
- he definitely is always looking at you with loving heart eyes all the time that fans start to make edits of “the way he looks at you” and you both eat them up.
- when he’s sick he turns into a literal child, you have to baby him or else you’ll never hear the end of his whining and complaining. but it’s okay bc when you’re sick he does the same.
- overall that man is just whipped for you fr and his brothers tease him for it sometimes but he doesn’t care (he literally punches their arm almost every time and tells them to shut up but we move!)
#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#chris sturniolo x reader#christopher sturniolo x reader#sturniolo x reader#matt sturniolo x reader#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#chris sturniolo fanfic#chris sturniolo fluff#chris sturniolo fic#chris sturniolo headcanon#n6ptunova
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I don't know if you write for him but I'll ask anyways, worth giving it a try!
Could you please write a one-shot about Springtrap (when he is still lovcked in the safety room) just out of nowhere spoting a girl (preferably inbetween 13-15) in the corner of the safety room sketching or drawing and then the girl looks at him and he is internally just like 'wait where do I've seen her before' and after a moment she walks closer to him and just boops his nose with a chuckle and then he is 'OH FUCK WHAAAT-?' because the exact thing that happened rn had happened when they first opened the pizzeria and he was dressed as Springbonnie-
And then when he goes to look at the reader again she has just evaporated, like nowhere to be seen and he is left trying to decide if it either was an hallucination of his subconscious of if the girl was a ghost (that he, for once, wasn't the killer of).
🐰 Springtrap x teen fem!Reader platonic Oneshot Ghost or hallucination 🔗
Springtrap remembered every day he spent locked up. It was like maddening torture. The pizzeria had been closed for more than ten years and he had been alone all this time. He couldn't leave this place and it made him angry. He didn't think that anything would happen other than the same thing that happened every day, namely nothing. But suddenly he felt someone's eyes on him. Looking up, he saw you. A girl of about fourteen who was sitting in the same room with him. You sat on the dirty floor and drew with a pencil in an album, sometimes lifting your head to look at it. Springtrap did not take his eyes off you, not believing that he was not alone, but he was more interested in who exactly you are. He kept looking at you and you finally got distracted from your album and put it in your backpack. You easily got to your feet and walked up to him, still smiling. Approaching him, you easily bent down and flicked his nose, laughing. At that moment, everything inside him froze. He understood why you seemed so familiar to him. He saw you at the pizzeria opening. You looked exactly the same that day as you do now. You walked up to him dressed as a Springbonnie and you flicked his nose the same way. But this simply could not be. It's been a long time since that day, you couldn't look exactly the same as then and couldn't be in the same room with him. However, when he looked at you again, you were not there. He was alone in the room again. It's like you disappeared into thin air. He didn't know what exactly it was. Maybe it was your ghost, though he could have sworn he didn't kill you. He remembered everyone he killed before he became Springtrap, and you weren't one of them. Maybe you were just his hallucination. What was left of his mind could mock him, creating illusions of people he had once seen, but why this began to happen only now was unclear. He didn't know what exactly you were, but he hoped he would see you again. Even if you were just a hallucination, it was better than spending all the time alone.
#Five Nights at Freddy's#Five Nights at Freddy's x Reader#Five Nights at Freddy's Oneshots#FNAF#FNAF x Reader#FNAF Oneshots#Springtrap#Springtrap x Reader
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do u ever just think about ransom's sweater paws? bc i do. 👁👄👁
this time | r.d.
a/n: only all the time 😩 am literally wearing my drysdale sweater™️ rn
It’s no secret at all that Ransom runs cold no matter how warm it actually is, and even though his lack of proper circulation would be sort of concerning if you cared about his well-being at all, you imagine it’s rather nice during the hot summer months when you feel like you want to peel your skin off; as soon as fall hits, though, it gets downright ridiculous.
"Adorable," you snort as you put down your bag next to the couch he’s sitting on, a blanket thrown over his knees and the sleeves of his worn-out sweater tugged over his hands as far as they will go, "Don’t you have enough money to put the heat on?"
"Fuck off," he snarls, because of course, the heat is already on; in fact, you’re tempted to take off your cardigan, and not just to spite him.
"You know, if we dyed your hair white, you could be a real riot with the kids as Jack Frost," you grin, and the look he gives you is so murderously unimpressed you have to laugh and take pity on him, booping his nose; it’s cold, too. "Are you done with your work yet so we can start thinking about a way of warming you up?"
And with a final roll of his eyes, he pulls you into his lap so you can wrap your arms around him, sweater paws and all, "Next time, just start with that offer."
Next time; there’s something about those two words that makes you pleasantly shudder with more than the cold, but you’re not quite ready to examine that yet.
#ransom drysdale x reader#seven sentence sundays#brandy 🫶🏼#i love having my reader character bully him at least a little <3#this can absolutely be read as part of the occupy my brain universe btw
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SIX SENTENCE oh no we've gone off the rails SUNDAY
hullo, what's up! 😁
thank you @imagineacoolusername and @artsyunderstudy for tagging me today, i'm always so genuinely delighted to be included. i didn't know if i was going to post anything today or not, but i really liked the way Imagine shared different sentences from different WIPs, and as i am also a creature of multi-WIPs, i really wanted to do something similar... even tho my whole gdoc is on hold rn while i finish Without Sun. (i'm so close.) (!!!)
so, these are from three different WIPs, and... uh, way more than six sentences, but. well, it's the thought that counts, yeah?
title: "BAZ is typing..."
BAZ: How did you get in here?
BAZ: Go away.
BAZ: Beep boop!! Hello, I'm BAZ. Please do not give me any personal information, even if I ask. I am programmed to learn from user interaction, I am just a bot and do not mean anything I say. Sometimes I make mistakes. Type command /hellobaz in chat to get my attention!! ☻
SNOW: /hellobaz
BAZ: Hello @SNOW!! What can I do for you? Type command /help.
BAZ: Don't do that.
SNOW: /help
BAZ: That one doesn't do anything.
BAZ: Unfortunately.
BAZ: Since you seem to need all the help you can get.
SNOW: wtf
SNOW: you're rude as shit
BAZ: Yes, I'm terrible.
BAZ: Probably best to leave then, huh?
SNOW: what? no
BAZ: Oh, wonderful.
BAZ: A moron AND a masochist.
working title: "Niall vs the Amatonormative Agenda"
“I’m Dev,” his new roommate tells him, and their voice is a hearty squawk. One corner of Niall’s mouth twitches. Everything about them—about Dev—reminds him a bit of a bird. They’ve got small bones, a narrow shape and a dozen sharp edges. Heavy, black eyebrows. A thatch of dark brown hair. Amber eyes.
“Niall,” he replies, squeezing their hand.
Dev smiles at him with a mouth full of metal and baby-pink elastic.
title: "The Fundamental Truth"
“My name is not Baz.”
"Fine," Simon snaps. He slams his mug down hard enough to make his terminal shudder, and a hot spill of black coffee sloshes over the lip, slopping onto his desk. The BA200's eyes tick down. A muscle (or whatever synthetic bio-crap androids have on their faces that work like muscles) twitches in his jaw, right below his left ear. "What am I calling you, then?"
“I told you, I’m a BA-200… Aren’t you going to clean that up?”
“M’ not calling you by your fucking model, mate. People’ll think I’m some kinda anti-android twat.”
“It’s ruining your reports.”
Simon looks down. “Oh, bleeding fuck!”
writing is my only hobby. 😔
lmao n e way, i hope everyone has a good week. please take care, remember to drink lots of water and wear some comfy socks or something. oh, and happy (almost) MERMAY! 🧜♂️
cheers!
Tag, you're it! 🪄 @cutestkilla @raenestee @hushed-chorus (but you posted a whole ass fic today, so actually, this tag is just a pat on the head.) (also, i am very excited to read it!) @thewholelemon @larkral @blackberrysummerblog @captain-aralias @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @ivelovedhimthroughworse and anyone else who feels like sharing today, please feel free to mention me as the person who tagged you, i'd love to see what you're working on.
#six sentence sunday#(in spirit)#snowbaz#deniall#simon snow#baz pitch#i don't really know how to tag dev and niall lmfao sorry lads
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WIP Wednesday or Thursday
WIP Wednesday: Devil’s Night (Part 6)
Starring Klaus Hargreeves & Evil Ben
And here you thought the Devil’s Night story was over, by virtue of that two-paragraph ending that conveniently saved Evil Ben, who then saved Klaus. Oh hells no, it isn’t that simple. They still have a dead puritan in their garden who expects Klaus & Ben to go find him a key. A key made by the ancient King Solomon. Also, a quick reminder that we’re dealing with a narrator who thinks they’re smarter than they actually are. Without further ado, here’s a snippet from the opening scene of Devil’s Night Chapter 6.
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“A book?!” Evil Ben rages with lots of anger. “A book? A book. A fucking book? It’s a fucking book, Klaus. [Arrrrrrgh!]” Or however you spell all the vocalizations Ben is making rn. The bookstore’s high ceilings reverberate with angst.
“A book? That’s all? That’s great!” Klaus enthuses. “Thank heavens it’s not an actual key! Keys unlock bad stuff. Books are way safer than keys.” (In what universe, Klaus? It’s known to science that books are dangerous.)
“Heavens to Betsy Benji, you had me worried there for a second.”
“Me. I had you worried,” replies Ben, dumbfounded. Which reaction increases every time Klaus blithely blorps another mouthful of clear, viscous ghost mucus into his ghost goo spittoon, so quickly forgetting why he’s blorping into his ghost goo spittoon to begin with. “Zero self awareness. None,” says Evil Ben.
Pots, kettles, hypocrisy about lacking self awareness. You should be rolling your eyes by now.
Klaus pauses to consider Ben’s expression, and foresees the thunderclap-back of rage that will inevitably be unleashed upon his own pretty head if he doesn’t amend his words. “And by you having me worried, I actually mean that ghost dick outside in the dark. Obviously.”
“Moron.” That was Ben, but you already knew that.
Klaus blorps daintily. (What? It’s possible.) “Don’t distract me, Benji, this is serious. Should we be generous of spirit and offer up the fact that this ‘key of skin and bone’ is not a key at all but just a book? It doesn’t seem like the pickled puritan buried in the garden is hip to the fact that it’s not a key, daddy-o. Nor is it skin and bone. It’s paper, and other things. 300 years waiting for a key that doesn’t exist. Boy is he gonna be disappointed.”
Ben appears to enjoy this idea. “I hope I get to see his face when he finds out. Can you make that happen?”
Klaus continues, “Or maybe he’d like us to get a copy of the key made. We can print one on demand from that guy on the corner. You know the one — the cute one. Anyway, it’s not like a book ever hurt anybody.”
“How have you managed to live this long?” Ben asks, as he enjoys his favorite pastime: belittling everyone’s intellectual capacity. “Klaus-“
Klaus cuts him off. “And anyway, Ben, my corporeal cherub and not-brother in arms. If we can get a copy, then surely anybody can get a copy. They could come here and get it. We are booksellers after all, babe. We do offer that sort of thing. Actually, that very thing. I could just sell him the one in your hand. It’s for sale right now.”
Ben pinches the bridge of his nose in forebearence. He’s still riding the elusive high of caring about somebody. “I'm a corporeal cherub? Try not trying so hard Klaus, it’s embarrassing. Just because I gave you a dictionary for our birthday doesn’t mean you should go around using it.”
“But Bennerino, I’m attempting to improve myself. I thought that was what you meant when you told me I suck and then handed me a dictionary. By the way, Bennerino, just a quick note: there are tons of official synonyms for ‘suck,’ ‘idiot,’ and ‘moron.’ You could stand a little improvement in that insult-archive you have hiding up there in that Evil little skull of yours.”
“My-“
Klaus is pointing at Ben with a finger swirling circles. “Sh! Don’t interrupt, Ben, I’m on a roll.” Klaus wishes he could use that finger to boop Ben on the nose, but they’ve been getting along so well in the aftermath of that horrible experience they just survived — the one with the possession and the rescuing. He fears that Ben’s goodwill (now that there’s confirmation that Ben’s goodwill exists) will suddenly go poof and dissipate like a ghost.
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Catch up: Devil’s Night Chapter 1 || Prev: Chapter 5
Or start with their origin story: Ded & Gonne Chapter 1
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#the umbrella academy#tua#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#umbrella academy#tua fanfic#ded and gonne#wip wednesday#devil’s night#klaus hargreeves fanfic#tua klaus#sparrow ben#evil ben#robert sheehan#justin h. min#justin min#robert sheehan character fic#ded & gonne#books and bones#ded and gonne booksellers and private dicks#ded and gonne antiquarian booksellers and supernatural detectors
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late new year's resolution: giving myself permission to yell without art
Will transforming is always so good but it's fuckin impossible to search because there's no single word/tag for "in which Will looks physically fucked in various UD ways"
(I was specifically looking for someone's vecna!will art recently and I can't find it because I can't search tags with a ! since every post that includes Will and Vecna shows up....byler was just sitting there on the ground and Will was all tall and gangly and had his vines wrapping around Mike (as always) with Mike touching one....like a cursed finger boop......anyway if you know what I'm talking about, send me a link I'm begging)
ngl more than Will transforming and Mike comforting him, I like to think about fucked up Will comforting MIKE. consider:
4-5 — the monster under Mike's bed has gotten good at navigating the Wheeler's house when no one's home/everyone's asleep, but Mike can hear it sometimes and one day he decides "I AM GOING TO CATCH WHATEVER IS IN MY ROOM!! MOM SAYS THERE'S NO MONSTERS BUT I KNOW IT'S HERE!!!!"
Mike is constantly throwing things under his bed when he doesn't wanna clean up so Will has gotten used to Mike just reaching around for whatever he needs and going back to his human business so he like....deadass doesn't even attempt to hide when Mike Does look for him while setting a trap. his mistake. he panicked and wanted to calm Mike down but he overcompensated and destroyed any threatening vibes he might have had.
anyway now he's Mike's cryptid imaginary friend for the forseeable future and they have a sort of Sully/Boo dynamic, in which Mike is just fucking thrilled with this giant cute monster and Will is panicking about a human trying to be all clingy and gross because this is Not how it's supposed to go what the fuck is happening
6-8 — a friendless Mike is having a bad time and his extreme negative emotions yeet him into the UD and demoWill has to wordlessly calm him down and try to figure out how to send him back to wherever he came from. now he has this little human menace riding on his bony shoulders everywhere because Mike's self-preservation skills are nonexistent and he kept almost getting strangled by vines or pissing off packs of demodogs and also Will has to keep him alive without letting him get more contaminated than he already is from breathing the air.
when Mike does get back home, and sort of explains where he was and what was happening, no one believes him and they try to make him process it as a near death experience. I mean he eventually lies and tells people what they want to hear but like he can see evidence of Will following him around on the Other Side sometimes, in the present, not as a trauma filter or waking nightmare but just...flickering lights, temporary marks on the walls, a general feeling of no longer being alone and friendless. when Will is older and stronger, or if Mike has another particularly Bad Time, they'll see each other again.
9-12 — sentient horror Will Byers isn't supposed to be here but he doesn't have good control over his powers yet and he's not sure how to go back and he was spotted by someone while considering his options....which immediately narrowed his choice down to "do not permanently damage this human's brain with my incomprehensible form" so Mike just has a mysterious cloaked friend in the woods for a while (a really shitty cloak!! his wizard robe is pathetic rn but he will eventually gain more control and take a more comprehensible purposeful form, so he can face Mike looking fancy as fuck) eventually Will is gonna walk out looking like a background character from one of Mike's favorite fantasy movies and Mike will lose his entire shit. his ghost friend is cool as hell and he is so glad his mom forced him to go outside that day.
13-15 — Will is in the human world on purpose, has a human appearance on purpose, makes emotional connections on purpose......but it can't last forever. he has to take frequent trips to the UD to get the proper nutrients/energy to survive. if he doesn't return on time, he'll start losing his appearance or just sorta melt out of this dimension. which isn't really a threat to his physical health or anything, but having someone Witness it could definitely be detrimental to that Emotional Connections thing.
anyway Will often gets a lil too caught up in spending time with Mike and has to make a quick escape. one time when he realizes it's time to go Mike interrupts, Will blatantly fails to come up with an excuse, byler get in a mild argument about lying which wastes even more time, and then they faces the consequences of their affection (affection meaning Will not wanting to explain in order to keep Mike's mental health intact, and Mike wanting to know what's wrong because Will always seems like he's in fucking peril but never explains)
not that Mike ends up caring after he starts to understand the situation, but bro he thought Will was fucking dying or getting abducted by aliens or some shit in the middle of having an actual fight about Will "disappearing" like he was just not having a good time. Will chilled him out tho. and also now he can show Mike more of his capabilities
I will type about aus until my hands fall off......
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I really don’t want to do my Psych essay, so here’s a list of all the FNF AUs I have made since coming up with the OG, extensive au.
Edit: I should mention, if you want to use any of these ideas (EXCEPT FOR MY OG AU) for your own fanfic/plot, go ahead! All I ask is you credit me and even ping me so I can see your take on it! 👀
Starting off; OG au, Just because I can. Started off as Corruption mod brainrot, turned into a whole ass au with a fully functional plot line that I am SEVERELY procrastinating on because ✨frighten✨
I want you to keep in mind that a lot of my au’s after actually spiral from my main OG au.
Then we have an Avatar: The Last Airbender au. I basically said “fuck Korra, she don’t exist” and made Blue(BF) the water bending avatar. The plot line is changing from what I originally had it, but here’s everyone and their bending skill that I have come up with so far: (also more airbenders exist because yeah)
Blue(BF); water bender. Also the avatar
Sophie(GF); fire bender (and so are her parents).
Pico; earth bender, with an affinity for metal bending
Nene; air bending. She gives me gymnast/acrobatic vibes so yeah.
Darnell; Fire bender with blue flame and access to lightning bending.
Cass; combustion. Idk, I don’t care for Cassandra or her goons much, but it felt right.
Cyclops; earth bender, affinity for metal bending
Hanzo; non-bender but is a Chi blocker.
Alucard; air bender. He feels like an air bender to me.
Spirit; water bender
Soul; is Blue’s little animal guardian thing. Whatever the fuck Korra’s polar-bear-dog thing is is what Soul is. Melanistic with little white freckles down his back and pale blue eyes, but still the polar-bear-dog thing.
C; a black cat with a missing eye. Yes, I shit you not. Just a genuine fucking black cat with an attitude problem. Blue saw him and went “he’s mine now.”
- then is my FNAF security breach au. The story for it is a bit all over the place, but Blue is 12, and got lost and the Plex. Everyone else are robos lol
- next one is actually based off of the game Lethal Company. THATS RIGHT, A LETHAL COMPANY AU- but it’s almost nothing like how the game functions. Basically, Blue is a child when he gets trapped on a moon (fuck if I can decide which one-) and it’s basically like- he’s human but, he gets raised by the monsters (some monsters being Soph, Pico, Ne, and Darnell, among the actual game-monsters) so he’s liek- a monster by association.
- a Day of Dragons au. Because yes. I like dragons; and I like the funky beep boop game so, immediately mashing them together once I realized I can create shit from it lmfao
-this one is actually inspired by another take on FNF and Hazbin Hotel. Because I love the show. Alastor is surprisingly goofy. ANYWAYS- the reference it has to the other take on FNF(idk who’s take it is, but I love it plz lemme know who’s au/take it is so I can credit them) is that GF(Soph, in my case), is an Angel, and BF(Blue) is a demon. Pico and the others are thrown around at random depending on how I end up deciding they fit so they’re kinda unknown rn, but those two for sure.
-last au i recently came up with and kinda adore, is an apocalypse au, but instead of zombies, it’s just monsters. Like- each monster is different from another, but they all have a basic element that determines their overall design. Like the basic Fire, water, air, and earth, but it also includes ice, metal, life, necrotic(death), shadow and light. And when a human gets bit by one of these monsters, they too become a monster. I already have a general beginning plot laid out for this it’s kinda sad lmfao
Anyways have these memes from PhantomFear’s server. IYKYK
#fnf au#au dump#infodump#the brainrot is real#au things#Just me talking bout my aus#au talk#dragon au#angel demon au#apocalypse au#atla au
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random will-centric headcanons: he knows how to make sugar cookies from scratch!
jonathan got the recipe from joyce. she worked a lot so he was the one that would always make them. will insisted on helping, but that always made such a big mess and produced such uneven cookies that jonathan eventually learned to let him help only by sprinkling the dyed sugar on top afterward, which was good enough for will lol.
it's a super simple recipe, so will learns it really quickly.
he and mike have made them a handful of times in the dead of night during sleepovers. they're trying their hardest to be quiet, shushing each other and giggling like the little rascals that they are. will insists that he take care of the flour despite mike telling him he can do it, which of course leads to will dropping or knocking over the sack and generally making a mess. mike tries to wipe some off of will's cheek and just makes it worse so will retaliates by booping some onto mike's nose and so on n so forth. they wrap themselves in blankets, huddled together on the couch afterward, and eat one-too-many before trudging off to bed. it gives them a tummy ache, but the giggles n sugar were worth it. mike takes some home after in a brown paper bag that will decorated for him.
will teaches el how to make them in lenora! it's in the beginning, when they're both grieving and trying to get to know each other, all while adjusting to a new environment. it's late, they have nothing to do, and el says she's craving something sweet. they have no waffles, will's pancakes are atrocious, and they already ate all the ice cream. thus, it's sugar cookie time. he writes down the ingredients and when they get to it, el takes to baking rather naturally. she's more precise than will is, more uniform and careful. they don't have anything to decorate or top them with, but he vows to mention something to mom for when she goes grocery shopping. they eat some together, thank each other for their company, and go to bed later that night feeling like something between them just changed for the better.
when he's older and living with mike, he finds himself making them sometimes when he feels especially homesick. he knows he could always call any of them and they'd pick up and talk his ear off, but sometimes... that just feels like too much. he knows that if his mom asks him how he is a second time, he'll just burst open and it'll all come pouring out. so.. he turns to the pantry and starts getting out the ingredients. he's better at this now. he likes making them into cool shapes. he could probably whip up some kind of icing to really decorate if he wanted to, but he just wants something sweet, warm, and soft to make him feel better. it doesn't have to be pretty—nothing in his life or about his home ever was—it just has to be made with love. mike comes home to their apartment smelling of sugar and vanilla and immediately knows why. he has one, then two, and eventually will has to put them away or else mike won't have any room left for dinner lmao. mike calls joyce later that evening for a quick chat and fills will in on the "hot goss" that is never actually hot (thank god).
will also learns to decorate and shape the cookies into whatever he feels like, mostly star wars characters / objects or whatever fits the season.
he becomes a more graceful baker as he gets older lol, but mike still watches him and the flour out of the corner of his eye 👀. (which will HATES because THAT WAS LITERALLY ONE TIMEEEEEE WE WERE TWELVE AND IT WAS DARK AND I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOCKED IT OVER IF YOU'D JUST GIVEN ME SPACEEEEEE) (to which mike goes hey. 🤨 bc he doesn't quite like the implication that he has always been this clingy thank u) (and ofc will just gives him the most unimpressed look Ever bc please be serious, michael. please be fucking serious rn)
#AND.... not everyone likes kid / family headcanons but i know that he n mike would make them with their tater tot too if they have one :^)#mine#will hc#hc#will#also i picked sugar cookies bc they have the most basic simple ingredients ever and realistically considering how broke they are it#feels like a treat that to ppl like mike or lucas for example it's like Ok Cool A Cookie but for /them/ it's like whoa ... a Treat ! Woo!!!#smth to cheer them up when lonnie is being mean and their parents r fighting a lot and it gives them smth else to focus on while jamming ou#in jonathan's room etc etc.
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Sage with an mc that takes non of his emo bullshit. In chapter 1 of his route he says something along the lines of 'teamwork just isn't for me' and mc just cannot comprehend his logic. Mc just sits there staring at the table for a second trying to understand wtf he just said cause if teamwork isn't his thing then why let Felix bribe him-
And the second he tries to storm off and brood mc follows and plops themselves in him lap and go 'so like what are we doing :3'. He can't even get mad or take them seriously. Like every time he's trying to have a deep conversation about how dangerous he is and how they deserve a better lover mentor mc says something stupid and sage is just trying his best not to laugh and let them get to him. ( I can't come up with dialogues rn my brain no work :') )
Maybe even all the flirting flies over MC's head? For the chapter one paid scene sage is trying to hint at mc 'yeah we're pretty high up in the tower. The walls are pretty thick and sound proof too which is pretty convenient for us ;)' mc just blinks at him like '........as in you're about to kill me...??...is that- are you gunna murder me dramatically??? Do i get a cool villian speech? Are we gunna fight to the death?'
Ksjekenkee my brain is not cooperating so this is really lazy typing for now ;-; ALSO WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. I NEED TO KNOW FOR UH SCIENCE.
-egg anon (dumb bitch anon)
Omg do you wanna hear a story about my birthday? Yeah you do because it explains a lot about why I am the way I am;
So as long as I've been alive, my mom has always said my birthday is June 30th while my dad and sister always said it was July 9th. And for the longest time I took my mom's word because my sister was 6 at the time and my dad was in the waiting room watching some girls volleyball thing, and who would know better than the person who shoved me out of them? (And I do mean shoved, because I was a big ass baby and I came out sideways. I like to say I 'John Carpenter-ed Her Vagina') But then one day I was talking to my archery coach about it and he was like 'Your mom was fucked up on an epidural she's probably the last person you should trust' it y'know what? He was right. So from then on I started going by July 9th.
"Oh Oz why didn't you just check your birth certificate?"
Because my mother fucking lost it when I was like, four. Same with my social security card. Anyways, I started going by July 9th. And then last year I finally said fuck it and just ordered a replacement certificate and guess what fucking day was on it? July 9th. So I finally sat my mom down and was like 'hey I need you to be straight with me what the fuck is the story behind my birthday' and basically, her grandma was born on June 30th and my mom wanted me born on that day to honor her. And then she got angry with me (as in literally screamed in my face) because, and I'm not shitting you here, 'Why Can't I Just Let Her Have This One Thing It Isn't Even That Important To Me It's Just My Birthday! Just Let Her Have This One Thing! I Need To Stop Being So Selfish!'
Anyways I celebrate on July 9th. When's your birthday, Egg Friend?
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GN!Reader, Sage is so huffy I wanna smooch his kitty cat ears, Clueless!MC my beloved
Sage is doing his whole 'I'm a lone wolf' thing and you just slide into the seat behind him and hug his arm because He's Not Alone :) You're Right Here With Him :) Silly Kitty Cat :) and he's just choking on his beer
Sage walks off to mope and then you casually climb onto something tall and hop onto his back like a koala,, and he stumbles for a second as you wrap your legs around his waist and your arms around his chest and you tuck your chin in the crook of his neck and you're like :) Oh An Adventure :) So Where Are We Going :)
Sage is moping and he looks at you with those big sad eyes and he's like 'you deserve better than a washed-up old cat' and you boop his nose and go Yeah But You're Already Housetrained >:) and he wants to mope but you look so proud of yourself that he just can't
Chapter 1,, you just flat-out ask him if he's gonna kill you in the tower and he's ??? Huh????? What the fuck are you talking about?????? And you're just like If I'm Gonna Die I Wanna Hear A Cool Villain Monologue >:( and he's so confused and slightly concerned about you
'do people try to kill you a lot or something?' 'Not that I've noticed. But I do get told I'm really oblivious so...'
Facing off against Elowen in the alley and you're like Oh Are You Gonna Kill Me? Do I Get A Speech Now? :) And Elowen had no idea what the fuck you're talking about but it sure does distract her long enough for Sage to get his sword.
#last legacy#fictif last legacy#sage lesath#sage lesath x reader#fictif sage#last legacy sage#anon asks#ozzy answers#ozzy daydreams#egg anon#dumb bitch anon#fren <3
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Alchemy of Souls, Part 1, Episode 2
Is our man Jang his son and the spell is put by the mage shifting right back or is the king still there I am confusion
The master whooshed away his force field with a wave of his hand like ‘enough of this nonsense’
LMAO that was so smooth and he’s protecting her eyes too! but I feel like that’s going to be found out quite quickly
can no one else see the soul shifting eyes 🤨 they’re under the same moonlight
But also I love them 😭✋
Jang’s enjoying this so much 😭 I love blondie !!!
talking so loudly when everyone’s on guard and anyone can hear you #protagonisttingz
I love her. Threatening to kill someone while also calling yourself cute is something I need to note down for future ✍️
I absolutely adore the comedy in this like it comes out of nowhere and it just hits 😂 like the ground actually started caving in.
‘why is your face down there?’ aggressively yanks her head up ‘it wasn’t intentional’ 😭💀
something about anyone having Jin in their names being drop dead gorgeous like look at Ms Spring!!!
why was she so surprised to see Jang Uk lol
the subtitles going ‘epic percussive music playing’ 😂
I knew it was that man standing beside her!!! (Ofc they did a fake out) but also wasn’t he around them like constantly. I think he was there near that weird cave where they kept her body too like I’ve seen him in the last episode!
ohhh they were engaged? spring queen and our winter boy? they look gorgeous 😭
blondie is truly my favourite person on this show rn. my city might be sweltering but go off summer!
I assumed she’d be with our wind guy? I forgot what his powers were I’m assuming he’s wind or autumn but I love that she was with Uk 😂 and they’re beefing
be careful when you kiss someone. he’s so real. and I guess that answers my why didn’t anyone else see that mark in her eyes in the same moonlight. they need to be at a kissing distance 💋 (I adore Uk)
look at them (or mostly him for now) helping each other.
oh he’s so real for breaking that dog but his ex is going to get his ass.
does no one else find his actions even remotely suspicious though 😭
now how did that master just slip off the stairs lmao but also I love it 😂
blondie giving us context and humour and giving our lil shape shifter adorable boops on the head. oh how i adore him
extreme cold and extreme heat can kill him (insert meme: bitch me too, the fuck) but also lmao @ him being the winter representative here
bae I know you’re saying you’re leaving but that’s the fastest way of ensuring you’ll be around him in the next 5 minutes
lmao he’s talking in pout, all in pain and adorable and our girl is scarfing a chicken leg and asking for fireworks. #thatsmyotpnow
my girl said I’d sell your amulet for a piece of chicken!
now we’ve got another person eyeing that amulet 😭 sneaky people are kind of the worst
they did a face reveal for her teacher as if we’d know who that is
everybody looks so serious and i can’t follow a single thing like who is this king? why is her master here? who is that gorgeous lady? why does the authoritative guy look like he’s wearing a suit?
the old man is the biggest Songrim stan lol, love that for him
one thing about period dramas (the way I’ve only seen 2 💀) the king is always a little helpless in situation like why does the buzz cut guy already have an upper hand. well not buzzcut but a cut I guess
oh even she doesn’t know how he looks
love when the audience has additional intel but also hate it because now we see people being dumb or walking into traps.
is he actually just going to give him that sword so casually
LMAOOO he did. along with a menacing not yet ??? hmmm 🤨🤨🤨
whoever this lady is that stole the amulet from naksu is so beautiful but I think she’s walking to her death 😭
I think the other lady saved her from getting her eyes detected by pulling her away
well at least she knows
well she’s not getting that body back
IS SHE DOING THE MATH IS SHE ABOUT TO RECOGNISE THE DEVIOUS TEACHER?
oh she put that together so fast #thatsmygirl but also that ensures she won’t fall in any traps #real
how was she the only one left. my lil baby 😭💔💔💔
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS IN THE OPEN BALCONY where anyone can see them?! like what if someone’s watching !?! 😭
I knew she’d get zapped
ahh both of their hopes are breaking ( I recently saw a tv show with veteran actors and maybe they can learn subtlety from this show because see how they didn’t overdo it and I got exactly what they wanted to say!!! Catch this stray aditi rao hyadri)
Uk ‘then go for’ subtitles: melancholy music playing
the way this is the same Netflix that also doesn’t translate other languages in tv shows sometimes and here we get music subtitles. 😂
harmonious music playing. I’m a hoe for flute !!!
I feel like he’s going to save her but also she isn’t dying just because he told her to because of his frustration 💀 she really wanted to die as a warrior. let’s see where this goes though. I actually didn’t think she’d do it. Naksu fight back !!!
OKAY SWORD !!! go off
the way she was casually settling in the water and the sword was like show time bitches 🗡️
I thought it was a lake??? this place is giving sea, river and tributary at the same time
I love him being funny as hell as soon as she wakes up. Oh wow and being crafty! he got someone to hide her soul shifting eye marks!?
pensive music playing
I did not see that coming. I thought when she mentioned herbs she was going to make him unconscious not poison him ☠️
oh he’s red red
this poor man has to go through all of this to unlock his energy that his dad blocked and that’s on daddy issues 😔 honestly not daddy issues, like daddy created this issue. why did that man make it his mission to do this to his son
don’t reveal yourself sister !!!
they loved him enough to open it
how connected does he feel to her already like he’s been going around trying to save her a little too emotionally #real
why did they just leave her alone chilling on the ropes like that ??? they do not care about security here. 😭
Alchemy of Souls, Part 1 Episode 3
just threw him in the air like that. these people are so 💀
but also is that his baby or the king’s like I’m so confused rn
A demon baby 🤨
The songrim guy looked cute as hell in the flashback but am I just supposed to ignore that he did this to Uk
I knew he’d take responsibility for her actions but like how are we going to go unscathed from this? surely someone’s going to keep an eye out for selener 👁️
oh I guess they’re just dropping this matter with a yell for now
lmao the way his caretaker’s mouth literally dropped open when he said mu deok goes with him too
why did I realise I was recapping episode 3 already. how did I not notice clicking next 😭😭😭
the way the take they did with her rn, most of her injuries were gone 💀
songrim, turns dramatically, ‘I can’t even look at them rn’ sir you yeeted a baby!!! this baby !!!
The ribbon on Uk’s hair is adorable
Autocorrect stop showing me the Union Jack everytime I write uk challenge
he says get up, she gets up #real
uh oh the eyes
the caretaker having to carry her on her back LMAOOO and him piggybacking on his friend 😭
the old man having lost ten years of his life and energy because of mu deok and uk’s shenanigans 😭 cutie
Him asking Songrim to get him some wine oh i stan him !!! Songrim’s so dramatic like yes he wants some wine, he’s tired and cold, stop the side eye!
‘why would there be wine in my office’ ‘oh it’s right there, you drink it when you get lonely’ LMAO get him
does anyone have a gif of Songrim screaming I DO NOT GET LONELY!!!
did he like Do Hwa too?! is this why he’s soft on Uk? 😭 besties stop liking the same woman challenge
LMAO the old man literally pushed him away and took the jar of wine 😂
uncle and nephew got a wine chugging problem. also I’d assumed Songrim was our autumn boy’s uncle. got that wrong. at least he’s trying to piece her story together
run dangu run!!
classic is she breathing let me put my ears to her nose scene !!! (my never letting Mr queen references go ass is LIVING) 😭💔
songrim well is kinda laid back on punishments
awww a little callback moment. she did the same to him and now he’s also whispering next to her face how she’s the only one who risked something for him
they’re so adorable every 3 seconds my dumbass wants to yell KISS!
pupil master, servant master (weird power imbalance romance angle but we move !!!)
a contract that says they’ll separate. we know how that goes ;)) im being so cocky for someone whose going to sob if they actually walk in different directions
lmao him pouting I will respect your decision to abandon me
the bad guy’s lair door is giving worli painting
I love when bad guys lie to each other. To be fair the mark was not on her shoulder.
so he backstabbed his great mage magician teacher. is that what we’re learning 🤨
the spirit plaque is missing and y’all are not looking for it 😭
I love this because I once read a fanfic where the main character time travels but ends up in the wrong body and they had the same problem where their new body that they were not expecting was kinda terrible 😂
AAH I love their training day 1 so much. But also it’s so public, what if someone saw y’all 😭
proud of the actors for doing all of this on what appears to be rocks because my knees would’ve left this planet
songrim and ms kim dissing each other by pointing out how they’re both in or were in love with uk’s parents enough to stay single for 20 yrs
LMAO he really said when Jang (UK’s father) said he liked acorn jelly she climbed the trees like a squirrel 🐿️😭
kind of feel bad for Songrim, he’s gotta be the bad guy for a reason
I love Ms Kim 💀
I adore the wine loving blush on his cheeks old man master
LMAO I’m kinda loving the flipping of how initially he was playing around with innuendoes and getting her flustered and now he’s flustered. to be fair she is undressing him extremely fast 💀😭
is she gonna steal some extra energy
old man with blush is slay but he’s a little too nonchalant with leaving his energy in Uk
them spying on Yul (autumn 🍁) guy 💀😭 honestly if he’s that good he should probably know they’re spying
lmao I love Uk I thought he’d be offended that she’d touch Yul but he’s offended that he was deemed easy 😭
the earrings on blondie. he’s such a baddie. Does he have the it girl fancams??? he should!
blondie is me I am blondie we’re both amused at these two
lmao his dramatic ass coughing and holding his stomach
lmao he’s still mad at the medicine stealing goats, honestly I’d be too! goats are a little too devious
the locations are so beautiful
not the jugs of wine, nay, GALLONS of wine. master heo, we stan!
oh that beautiful swanky Jin lady was Ms Spring’s mother. should’ve guessed. they’re gorgeous and so is their eyeliner
lmao it even took me a second to realise she dead ass said she wished her sister was alive so she could’ve married anyone she wanted, in front of her MOTHER 😭✋
Ms Spring’s gonna marry Yul isn’t she
girl you’re about to get caught at this rate be serious
dangu (summer) hanging from the shelf about to fall asking if mu deok is okay a #real man!
dangu is such a cutie. look at him making them work together lmao a #shipper
girl please protect your eyes!!! don’t let your guard down
subtitles: whimsical music playing
their ears are so red 😭
LMAO she’s so 😭💀
I love when people declare love with ulterior motives. It just happened in Link too. All my girl wants is to touch Yul’s stomach 😭✋
at least he’s smart and got it. at the same time girl PROTECT YOUR EYES
she got her whistle back
she was so pretty as a child. the actress is a cutie but also she has similar eyes to mu deok!!! it was all fate (me deluding myself with 2 hrs of sleep watching this)
is he going to find out she’s naksu too
he’s a pretty man
hehehe master heo is drunk. he’s so cute being carried like that 😭🫶
LMAO look at uk being the one who gets the breath technique
she’s so cute trying to do this swap but aww that whistle means so much to her and she’s insisting it’s useless to her. my bb 🥺
yeah I’m fully team ukdeok (I’ll have to check the ship name sorry!) But Yul pulling her hand to his stomach with the whistle moved something in me
i guess something moved in uks stomach too
I love she kinda tells the truth casually all the time 😂
at least he remembers the eyes!
he’s adorable
this man is wearing a hanbok (?) but it always looks like a boss man suit. he’s got a cute laugh
ohhh him and Yul are on the same level
poor Uk man, born as chaos and has to go through all of this by no choice of his own
a complete nobody with that much grace? I don’t think so
like they said he should be a complete nobody and he walked in like a baddie
dangu looks so proud 😭
this got so extreme so fast
my man keeps getting beaten and punished I’m so tired. Dangu gets it ! Yul kinda gets him too I guess
okay I know this is really dumb to expect in dramas but this is right after Link and I need adults to just be honest sometimes. he’s 20! let him know about his destiny or whatever his dad warned like let him know!
Especially about his survival
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she let me hit becuause behind my whimsy there is this Sorrow
[this post was made by an adherent of the great council of 101!!! DNI if you adhere to andal succession law]
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omggg my fields have been absolutely THRIVING since the tyrells have brought comfort and prosperity to the capital. feel so proud to be a reachman. thank youuuu @ mace_the_ace
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mace tyrell is a separatist and a cryptofascist btw
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umm could you provide some sources for this?
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LANNISTAN GLOWIE SEETHING RN
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lolol thats def cersei isnt it
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it’s not my job to educate you
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ok this is a long shot but if any of you are in the area around the godseye i lost my raven Moonwing yesterday and i was wondering if any of you might have seen him. he was pacing around my room two nights ago mumbling things like 'snow' and 'king' and 'hardhome'. my brother likes to play pranks on me so i thought it was just one of his games but when i woke up my raven was gone. i miss him a lot so i wanted to reach out to see if any of you might have seen him
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heyy im in the godseye area too (im from Crofter's Fall if youve heard of it) but i was wondering if you have any more information about your bird? theres a lot of ravens around these parts haha
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hes black
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anything else?
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he bites me a lot
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streets are saying sansa poisoned joffrey and took off from kings landing on leathery bat wings to go to the wall you go girl!! starks stay winning
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oh my fucking none of these people care about you. a stark brigade literally plundered my whole village!! can we not do this again i hate this goddamn site
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does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow
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for man, perhaps. but for a tree, time is different. a river roiling back and forth, both here and there, but inconstant--always inconstant. a thousand years are but a mere moment through the eyes of a heart tree
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yeah go pray to your rivers northoid. and when the shaman comes to tear your heart out and sacrifice it to your trees, maybe spare a thought for the Seven and their divine might. we'll be waiting.
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254.421.81.132
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yooo thats near where i live! if you see a raven flying near your house, could you dm me?
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The night is dark and full of terrors.
[Beep-boop! I look for heathens and non-believers. Sometimes I mess up.]
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IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
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every time i scroll past this post i have to reblog
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hey can i ask you about your leng theory?
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No.
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what the hell happened to my post
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alright we're solving this once and for all
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op you coward wheres stannis
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many have been asking the same question
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ok i know i shouldnt be surprised bcz its popular on this site to bandwagon onto the next popular thing but just a reminder that if youre supporting the conquests of daenerys targaryen youre supporting a literal colonizer and imperialist. plus slavery is literally a unique and traditional part of ghiscari culture so we cant be surprised that people over there dont like her. begging yall to pick up a scroll once in a while
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what if we were both locked in the formless dark void of the dungeon together, bereft of our own names and our own identities, bereft of everything that made us who we were. and we were both boys
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haha that would be pretty epic i think
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nct dream when they have to help you put the hook of your bikini- bra or whatever top you were wearing
idk what to even say about these...no smut for jisung’s btw...hope u like it :)
Pairing: NCT Dream x Reader
Genre: Reaction, Suggestive, Crack?
Words: 833
Warnings: this is a joke
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NCT Dream Helping You *read the ask*
Mark
You guys had just gotten back from a fun night out.
So you were actually undressing.
You couldn’t reach the zip of your dress so you asked Mark to help you out.
Of course he came to the rescue, more than willing to assist you with your problem.
However when he pulled the zip down and realised that you hadn’t been wearing anything else inside, he froze.
Something about it made him feel all warm and fuzzy...and not in a cute way.
He’s just standing behind you, staring at your bare back, thoughts running wild.
It isn’t until you call his name that he snaps out of his reverie and meets your gaze with wide eyes.
The sight affects him more than he’d like to admit.
Watch him waking you up in the middle of the night because he just can’t hold himself back anymore.
Needy midnight sex with Mark...must I say anything more?
Renjun
You’d just gotten out of the shower and you were getting dressed when all of a sudden your bra unhooked all by itself.
Gasping, you tried to reach behind and join it together.
But no matter how hard you tried, it just wouldn’t work.
So you called Renjun and asked him to help you out.
He couldn’t contain the slight smirk that played at his lips when he saw you.
Nonetheless he wordlessly hooked your bra for you, not forgetting to give you a rather suggestive glance before leaving the room.
Did you both proceed to have sex on the couch after that? Yes. Yes you did.
Jeno
You were doing it on purpose.
Cause you wanted to turn him on.
But he always knows what you’re up to so obviously he just played along.
He wasn’t gonna let you take advantage of him like that you horny hoe.
So anyways you were like trying on your bikinis or whatever, making sure that they were all good to go for the summer.
Every time you needed something to be tied or unhooked you kept going to him for it.
He just wasn’t phased by your antics.
Lol better luck next time y/n.
Moral of the story is: if you want Jeno to fuck you, all you have to do is ask.
Haechan
You went shopping with him.
You were trying on some bras, lingerie or whatever and he was there to review them.
The job he’d been tasked with was harder for him to carry out than he’d imagined.
He wanted to scream.
How was he possibly supposed to contain himself when you were out here looking like that.
It was practically torture.
Just when he thought it was over, you asked him to help you hook up one of the bras you’d tried on.
His hands were shaking okay.
Self control was not coming to him easily in that moment.
And then, to make matters worse, you faced him.
And now he couldn’t take his eyes off of your tits.
Did you suck him off right then and there?
Yes. Yes you did.
Jaemin
You guys were getting ready to go out.
And he was just sitting there, watching you dress up, admiring your beauty and all.
He realised that you hadn’t zipped up your dress yet so he asked if he could do it for you.
Of course you let him.
Mans took his sweet time, trailing a finger down your back and shit.
And you’re just staring at him through the mirror like “yo wtf r u up to rn?”
Now you don’t know if he had an ulterior motive or not.
And you end up thinking about it the entire night.
Eventually you ask him cause you know you won’t be able to sleep without finding out.
This dude is messing with you so bad.
He’s like “if you think it meant something then maybe it did.” and “if you want it to mean something then it can.”
Fucking tease
Chenle
You asked him to zip up your dress right.
And this bitch was really about to say “do it yourself” until he realised that he could just use it as an opportunity to annoy you.
So he arrives and zips your dress up, only to pull the zip all the way back down again.
As the cherry on top, he also unhooks your bra, sends you a shameless wink and proceeds to gtfo.
Why is he such a pain in the ass.
Jisung
You both were out in the park when a cold breeze began blowing all of a sudden.
Not wanting to freeze to death, you decided to zip your jacket up.
But for some reason, it was jammed and no matter how hard you tried to pull it, it just wouldn’t budge.
Noticing this, Jisung took the ends of your jacket in his own hands and effortlessly pulled the zip up in one go.
He gave you a small smile and booped your nose, taking you hands in his to keep them warm.
🥲
#nct dream reactions#nct reactions#wkcnet#hoehousenet#nct-writers#nct dream scenarios#nct scenarios#nct dream imagines#nct imagines#kpop
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Juan Cortez Fluff HC's
okay i haven't proof-read any of these or even done basic editing (i'll fix it tomorrow) but i ended up having a horrible day and im v overloaded with work rn, so i apologise that requests will be a little while.
i really just wanted to write this for myself as some self care/down time but enjoy nonetheless <3
Juan Cortez likes to think of himself as a confident man. He’s a Gurellia for fucks sake, fighting in more countries than he could count on his fingers but there’s something about you that just makes his heart explode.
From the moment you first joined Clara and Libertad, you and Juan had gotten on immediately. The two of you do all your missions together and when you aren’t, you’re huddled up at his bunker helping him make supremo’s.
It’s pretty clear to everyone how much of a thing he’s got for you and not just because he’s flirty or trying to impress you constantly. Juan has never let himself get attached to anyone, to have more than a one night stand so he tends to follow you around like a lovesick puppy.
When you first kissed him it was right after a successful mission off the coast of Madrugada. The two of you needed to raid a military base, so while he flew the helicopter, you were dangling from a grappling hook and taking out soldiers.
Juan absolutely loves how you match his chaotic and wild energy on missions, and all the adrenaline led him to pull you into a tight and overly excited hug. What he wasn’t prepared for was how you wrapped your arms around him and pulled him in for a kiss (which totally made him melt).
From then, Juan is determined on keeping you as close to him as possible so he can receive all your kisses and cuddles. He’s more than just touch starved and will regularly complain when he can’t be around you.
He’s not touch starved in a way that makes him flinch when you hold his hand or hug him but he can have days where he needs you to hold him.
You’ve noticed on particular nights where Juan’s supremo failed to work after staying up for hours, he’ll take a break to find you. He always rests his head on your chests, mumbling into your shirt while you tuck his hair behind his ears and wait for him to fall asleep.
He loves nose bumps. When you’re both just waking up and your hair is messy, Juan will press your foreheads together and boop your noses until you’re giggling between kisses and snuggling.
Of course, you can’t have Juan Cortez without Guapo who nearly bit your leg off the first time you met but eventually he warmed up to you like his owner did.
The two of you spend your afternoons sitting on the docks at Libertad Island, your feet dangling in the cool blue water. You and Juan will take turns playing fetch with Guapo and listening to his Guerrilla stories and rules.
Each time you throw the ball in the water for Guapo, your arms to a big stretch and (not so subtly) wrap around his shoulders. You’ll lean on Juan and he’ll lean on you, where occasionally he’ll kiss your cheek.
You practically live in his office with him whenever you’re not running around Yara and that includes sharing clothes. You’re constantly seen wandering the island wearing his hat or with one of his shirts hanging off your shoulders.
Juan will never admit it but he feels so secure and loved in that moment. He knows that you’re as much his as he is yours and he’s absolutely smitten with you.
Naturally, you know as much as anyone Juan is kind of a mess emotionally. You were there after he ran off to Amonía when Libertad was falling apart and you walked him back to camp with his hand in yours the whole time.
You’ve come back from week long missions and found him at the bottom of a bottle as a babbling, crying mess. He hates how much he misses you and he won’t stop repeating it until you’re wrapping your arms around him, whispering to him that he’s okay.
You cradle his face in your hands, using your thumbs to wipe his tears and trace his cheeks. He always loves when you kiss all over his face, taking your time and moving from his forehead, to his temple; his eyelids, his cheeks, his nose and of course his lips.
On these nights Juan’s going to need you to be the big spoon so he can just cuddle up to you. He needs more than anything for you to just squeeze him super tight and never let go.
Juan always appreciates the smaller things in life, especially with all the chaos and violence he’s endured so you make an effort to watch the sunrise and sunset with him each day. Sometimes you’re down on the beach, or up in one of the watchtowers but it’s always when you tell him how much you’re in love with him.
tags: @levithestripper obvi
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best wooden doll x best legless gnome headcanons, for the soul? 👁👁
You've opened the fucking cringe floodgates buddy I'm going OFF
Red is very warm because they're full of magic!! Blue likes to lay on their chest/neck area for maximum heat
Blue gets.. A little frustrated at how difficult it is to kiss someone who can't really physically kiss back so it leads to them being very aggressive with kisses all the time (in a nice way)
In the scenario that Red isn't mute and can speak: Red calls Blue blueberry :)
Red is very protective over this tiny gnome and blue is very flustered about that. If zigg gets too mean Red will give them a glance that could petrify Medusa
Blue has really long and messy hair (under their hat) and red thoroughly enjoys shoving their face in it
While traveling Red holds blue very close to their chest
Listen I'm going to be maximum cringe rn but I need you to understand the fucking power of an itty bitty creature looking up at a huge thing in awe and thinking omg this is this most beautiful thing I've ever seen and realizing they're in love with what's basically a giant to them. I want that for them so bad
Just gonna shoehorn in my gf's headcanon of blue jus being a weird little creature. They make little churring noises when they're happy and it's very important for my gf that blue purrs like a cat lol
Red likes to lay blue down n story of rub/massage their body like a little plush toy
Not a headcanon but Blue with Gold pig talking about Red
Red will occasionally boop blue like a puppy and blue does not understand it in the slightest
Blue likes to be overdramatic about how pretty red is just to get them flustered. Ironically yells "hochi mama!!"
Blue is a great climber and just scales red like a tree occasionally because they can
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Cave Adventures: I’m Pretty Sure They Just Got Married [Episode 6]
[TRANSCRIPT BELOW]
(1)
WWX:
AAAAAH FUCK
(2)
WWX:
PJJAISDFJASOA
ah jeez it's up my n O S E
how does ariel make this look good?
(3)
LWJ:
oh no it's just him and me AND THE GAY THOUGHTS
u can't run from gay thoughts in an enclosed space wangji u IDIOT
WWX:
oh fuck it's really up in there
all up in my brain-case
that's cold as shit
my brain is a fucking slushie rn
(4)
WWX:
kind of a weird place for a first date
LWJ:
shut up
WWX:
i guess it's nice that it's sparkly
did u decorate it urself
LWJ:
shut UP
WWX:
sort of an obscure wet t-shirt contest, huh
LWJ:[slightly overrunning end of sentence]
SHUT UP
(5)
Fancy qin:
hey mtv and welcome to my crib
LWJ:
it's very uhhh...wet
(6)
LWJ:
oh thank god a distraction
WWX:
lan zhan hold me i'm cold and vulnerable and stuff
i'm shivering invitingly and everything
LWJ:
i can't i lost my...hands
shit
WWX:
...this is lame :(
(7)
WWX:
lan zhaaaaaaaaaaaan
why are u ignoring meeeee
stringed instruments are NOT more interesting than my whiniiiiing
on a more serious note, i cannot feel my feet
LWJ:
are u a magical wish granting zither
if so pls help
i am running from gay thoughts
their name is wei ying
Fancy qin:
lol
(8)
WWX:
here i come!
devastatingly cute
delightfully disheveled
devilishly moist (?)
boop de doop
S U B M IT T O M Y C H A R M D A M M I T
(9)
Fancy qin:
N O P E
begone THOT
(10)
WWX:
#casual drowning
(11)
LWJ:
ngl that was some funny shit
i think u actually made me grow a sense of humor just by eating shit so hard just now
congrats
thanks zither
Fancy qin:
ur welcome
LWJ:
dammit he's even hot when he's drowning
fuck
let the exertion of repression of your extremities
(12)
WWX:
FULL OFFENSE UR STRING THING SUCKS ASS
THIS DATE IS TERRIBLE
LWJ:
not a date
not my string thing
i fully support its choices tho
also shut up
WWX:
fuck u man
Fancy qin:
u sure about that wangji
(13)
Fancy qin:
kiss_the_girl.mp3
volume: 100%
bass: +10
(14)
WWX:
oh sweet, that means i AM ariel
LWJ:
dammit magical wish granting zither
i thought u were on my side
turns out u had an agenda all along
a gay one
what am i supposed to do, tell him how i FEEL?
repression is one of the 3,500 gusulan rules
it's why our cultivation is so powerful
(15)
WWX:
oh hey look rabbits
LWJ:
what the fuck
Rabbits:
we're rabbits!
LWJ:
yeah no i get that but w h y
Rabbits:
well ur gonna need witnesses for ur wedding, right?
why...are we rabbits?
what are u asking
(16)
WWX:
damn this is a weird proposal but i am INTO IT
a marriage???
for me????
(17)
LWJ:
UGH.
FINE.
WWX:
yaaaay! :D
(18)
Headband:
fwip fwap fwoop
WWX:
Pikachu i choose u
LWJ:
those are ur VOWS??
WWX:
yeah what are urs?
LWJ:
i vow to never let u fall off any cliffs
even if u want to
WWX:
that's weirdly specific
(19)
LWJ:
THERE.
HAPPY?
WWX:
ye :)
LWJ:
yeah me too actually fuck
LWJ's hand:
hand clench of questionable repression
(20)
LWJ:
gotta go pay our respects to the magical wish granting zither
granting wishes i didn't even know i had
or was maybe desperately trying to run from who knows
it's a mystery
WWX:
eeeeeeee
eeeeeeee
it's so pretty
look at it
eeeeeee
eeeeeee
(21)
LWJ:
oh random cave zither thank u for opening my eyes my heart and my wallet to this man beside me
Fancy zither:
ur welcome bb
WWX:
i mean...i take more credit for being tenaciously persistent but
LWJ:
u mean obscenely annoying
WWX:
potato, tomato
oh sweet what does THIS button do?
(22)
LWJ:
u stop that
retract thine hand, wretch
WWX:
what an incredibly phallic way to stop me, honey
(23)
WWX:
fuckin rude
LWJ:
magical. wish granting. zither. old as balls. clan heirloom.
touch not
WWX:
well i'm clan now so
the rabbits said
(24)
WWX:
ok i won't touch it...
i'll just TOUCH IT
LWJ:
LITERALLY STOP
WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
we've been married for 17 seconds and i already want to tie u up
and not for the right reasons
no fuckin touchy, bro
(25)
LWJ:
I ' M gonna touch it
WWX:
how is that fair
LWJ:
complain to hr
WWX:
of marriage???
i'm telling ur brother ur being mean to me
(26)
LWJ:
OH HOLY SHIIIIIT
(27)
WWX:
what did u experience?
LWJ:
seagulls.
WWX:
that's...weird.
is this something that happens...regularly?
LWJ:
yeah wei ying
i regularly have bird related hallucinations
i'm not huaisang
(28)
Walls:
rah rah rah
we are the walls of expositional historical murder!
LWJ:
OH GOD
NOW THE WALLS ARE SHOUTING
pls tell me u hear that too
WWX:
holy shit this is a weird date
(29)
Lan Yi:
yeah, i can hear it
(30)
WWX:
what in the freezer burned HELL
LWJ:
did that zither just...talk?
WWX:
no it's a random lady
LWJ:
that's WEIRDER
(31)
Lan Yi:
hiii i'm your semi dead ex clan leader
and these rabbits are my roommates
i gave them little headbands aren't they cute?
pls help i'm so lonely
Rabbit:
rude
(32)
WWX:
this is fucking wild
is this where all the ladies are?
u guys keep them in caves?
that doesn't seem very ethical
LWJ:
well when we leave them out in the open, the plot gets them
and they die
(33)
Lan Yi:
u guys are cute
weird choice for a honeymoon, tho
WWX:
first date too, actually
if u don't count illicit dueling
LWJ:
yeah the lava pits at the nightless city cancelled our reservation so
Lan Yi:
hate it when that happens
(34)
Lan Yi:
anyway, i became all corporeal and shit to show u this
this rock is evil as fuck.
it didn't used to be but now it is
and that's a problem for everyone who likes living
including rabbits
LWJ:
shit we gotta save the rabbits wei ying
WWX:
well and everyone else, right?
...lan zhan everyone else too, right??
(35)
WWX:
listen
what if we got it some therapy
rock therapy
some good ol' geological counseling
like showed it that it could change and be a good rock again
or at least an okay rock
(36)
LWJ:
...ok i know i vowed to support u
WWX:
u actually said something ominous about cliffs but ok
LWJ:
but i literally think u gave me an aneurysm just then
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard anyone--
(37)
Lan Yi:
funny u should mention that actually i had the same thought
LWJ:
...my god
(38)
WWX:
cool!
Lan Yi:
it ended with me spitting up blood and living as a semi-corporeal crazy rabbit lady without my wife
she got the mountain in the divorce
WWX:
oh...so no?
Lan Yi:
yeah, no
LWJ:
YEAH NO
(39)
Lan Yi:
u should deffo go find the rest
they start acting real fucked up around each other
might feel like a heart attack
might BE a heart attack
idk
just wander around a bit
u'll get there
(40)
WWX:
...cool
LWJ:
what in the hell sort of directions are those
(41)
Lan Yi:
yep!
well anyway, now seems a good a time as any to evaporate
so i think i'll just...do that
don't forget to feed my rabbits
or i'll leave u a 1 star review on ghost yelp
(42)
WWX/LWJ:
MA'AM?? MA'AM? ?
U DIDN'T TELL US WHERE WE'RE GOING
ISN'T THAT STANDARD QUESTING MATERIAL??
PLS RESPOND
Lan Yi:
nope.
git gud
have fun with ur new evil rock
congrats on ur marriage
BONUS WUXIAN:
[here are more irreverently summarized scene bits]
#back at it again with a scene NO ONE REQUESTED 👌👌👌 (oops)#Literally just spurred from Wangji's 'wtf are you doing' face when Wuxian tries to touch the qin a second time#brief summary#my stuff#hey this is the first one I DIDN'T finish at 4 am go me#cql crack#untamed crack#I HAVE UPDATED THE TRANSCRIPT WITH THE NEW FORMAT
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