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wingedshoes · 2 years
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you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old
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topperscumslut · 2 months
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it’s literally him
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c0ffeeb1ack · 2 years
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no but fr what is going to happen to the hargreeves now. klaus is going to accidentally walk into traffic bc he forgets he's not functionally immortal anymore. five is going to try to pick a fight with a bartender for not serving him (a thirteen year old) alcohol and get the shit kicked out of him bc he can't blink around anymore. viktor is going to become a violin busker maybe? luther and diego can become underground boxers together since they both have experience (s2 and s1 respectively). sparrow ben is going to korea and reading books on subways ig if the post-credit scene is to be believed. and allison is just going to live with her dream family and definitely not be haunted by guilt about what she did to get there
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You know,
Despite Reginald being the shittiest dad ever
I think it’s funny that he’s as far as I know not racist or sexist or homophobic or transphobic at all
Like I guarantee you none of the kids told him that they were LGBTQ cuz he would just be like “you’re gay? …okay?? Anyway back to training and trauma come on”
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luwe21 · 2 months
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jjkyaoi · 2 years
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sparrow ben is such a cunt but he’s my cunt. alright. he’s an asshole to literally everyone, including his family, but when they don’t like him he’s like “what :( why don’t you like me” but when they do like him (aka. just klaus) he’s like “what the fuck?? stop liking me. what’s wrong with you. freak” he’s literally impossible to please i want to see him domesticated
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catherine-sketches · 2 years
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The plot of season 3 would be Vastly Different if ghost Ben was still around
Ghost Ben would call Sparrow Ben a Bitch for example
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thehandl3r · 2 years
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Sparrow!Ben: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.
Klaus: Preposterous boast but alas.
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ever since i saw that one promo poster i’ve vaguely wanted to redraw it because it looked it had Fun Character Shapes. i finally did it and i was right, there *were* lots of Fun Character Shapes to draw. also, fun colors and patterns! thank you sparrow ben and klaus for your fashions
[ID: a colored, cartoony redraw of the Umbrella Academy season 3 promo poster that had all of the Hargreeves piled onto a hotel luggage cart. Klaus is lounging in the front, and Viktor sits in front of him. Diego, Five, and Allison are sitting on suitcases on the cart itself. Lila is standing on the cart in the back, Luther is standing on the ground behind the cart, and Sparrow Ben is pushing the cart from the left. All of them are looking worriedly into the middle distance. End ID.]
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thinkin bout how Klaus will accept literally anyone as his family. Just does not care.
daughter of the woman who's tried to kill us multiple times who we've known for a couple weeks that's tried to kill us a bunch of times and i've only met about three times, half of which was her trying to kill us, whos just shown up again and keeps hanging around with my brother who says he loves her? basically family.
random stranger who happens to have my dead brothers face and name? yup bring it in bro!
this random fuckin' twelve year old who lila claims is her son? looks like I'm babysitting my new nephew!
luther says he loves one of the members of the family trying to beat the shit outta/kill them? sure whatever i'll officiate ur wedding! welcome to the family!
he has absolutely no fucking standards whatsoever i love him
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winter-seance · 11 months
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The Umbrella Academy 3.10
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air--so--sweet · 2 months
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Not much to glean from these (except everyone seems completely depressed) but Ben's hair bring styled differently to both Bens and the hoodie under a jacket had me thinking about the various theories about Sparow Ben getting Brelly Ben's memories or that Brelly and Sparrow Ben will somehow merge.
If it is just that they've let Justin Min keep his hair how he styles it irl and it turns out Aidan Gallagher not cutting his hair is also not plot relevant I'll be evenly more annoyed at them making Robert Sheehan straighten his hair again.
Also my February release date theory was obviously wrong but maybe my March release date dream was right? I think it was March 3rd but I can't remember - will need to find the post I made about it...
Edit: Didn't comment on Klaus' gloves and mask because guessed we were missing context but I think @christopher-the-cube has cracked it.
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Edit 2: Forgot to include this one and peep the Christmas tree
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loathsome-cowboy · 2 years
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Meet Viktor Hargreeves (ART BY: @lydsirabella on IG)
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c0ffeeb1ack · 2 years
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sparrow ben kept being like "i'm not your ben i'm way better and cooler than whoever he was!!!!" and klaus from minute one was just like
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eddies-guitar13 · 1 year
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Five: *Accidentally hits Klaus in the face*
Five: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Five: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
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boomthemoon · 2 years
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Sparrow Ben: Why doesn't anyone like me?
Klaus: I like you
Sparrow Ben: shut up, I don't want you to like me.
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