Many years ago I exclusively lurked on tumblr to look at art and I saw this joke fanart of baldi from baldis basics with his single hair standing straight up like an antenna and the artist captioned it "if you yank it off he dies" and that phrase had rotted my mind for years anytime a character has some goofy dangly feature on them I say "if you yank it off they die" it's so unnecessarily funny to me. I do not know who the artist was and I probably never will but I want them to know they changed my life

Tbh it's more embarrassing to not have romantic/sexual feelings towards a character that you're obsessed with then it is to have them. I think about this fake guy 24/7 every single day until I fall asleep still thinking of them. No I'm not in love with them I'm just a freak

Pikachu is happy you're home!! 🌱

Penis Envy and the six other Penis Deadly Sins

There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care

Has everyone seen this?? Stay safe please

Smeeking on my flower

every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life

les animaux de l'histoire

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

well i hear valhalla is quite lovely this time of year...