#fuck him being a tiger clone
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Have you done Brambleclaw yet? I’ve been looking around your blog (which is amazing btw, I love a lot of your designs), and I don’t think I’ve seen him.
Bramblestar
#bramblekit#bramblepaw#brambleclaw#bramblestar#thunderclan#warrior cats#wc#warriors designs#warrior cats designs#anon request#how many cats in these books can have daddy issues#i know he looks brown cuz i tried to keep him lookin canon ish#but hes just a very deep red#like his granpa pine!#fuck him being a tiger clone#hes a pine clone#hes also genetically red cuz i like genetics and his mums red#gave him ashfurs pose but flipped cuz im like that#he could have been a sweet boy#but the erins made him moldy white bread
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Okay, have you ever seen the clone a Willy? I just imagine the entirety of seventeen being absolutely chaotic while doing it
seungcheol: “shit, it’s cold! i’m not being a baby about it, i’m just saying if it feels smaller than usual, that’s why!”
jeonghan: “i have to text the guys about this- what do you mean ‘don’t take a picture’?”
joshua: “you’re sure i can’t just buy you a regular dildo?”
jun: “babe, you have to keep saying things that’ll keep me hard long enough for this to set, come on, talk about your boobs again.”
soonyoung: “promise me we’ll make this tiger print?”
wonwoo: can’t stop laughing… he’ll get himself under control but then remembers what he’s doing and bursts into another fit of giggles again
jihoon: he’s skeptical at first until he’s like “wait, but don’t use another dick-”
seokmin: “so you want me to fuck this bucket of plaster? why are you looking at me like that…it’s kind of the same thing!”
mingyu: “i thought you’d never ask” 😼
minghao: surprisingly into the idea. he’s got his pants down as soon as you show him the kit
seungkwan: this man is tired. he just sighs and is like “yeah, i guess… whatever”.
vernon: “maybe add an extra inch… just for fun.”
chan: “fine, but we can never tell anyone about this. especially not- what do you mean you already texted them?”
#answered#anon#seventeen smut#svt smut#seventeen reactions#seventeen reaction#svt reactions#seventeen crack
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hantengu clones with a s/o who has big thighs
Thick Thighs Save Lives
aaaa my first request!! thank you so much for requesting anon, i hope this is to your liking!
Sekido
LOVES your thighs so much he squeezes them to relieve stress (You often have red marks and bruises in the shape of his hands on your thighs)
Although the thigh bone is as strong as concrete he still is very careful when squeezing them
If you have stretch marks on your thighs he will gently press kisses to each mark while whispering soft praises into your flesh and traces over each and every mark with his nails gently when he thinks you're asleep
If you have scars on your thighs he will gently nibble on them
Will lie and say that he doesn't care about you or your thighs (On the inside he literally has to restrain himself from kissing you passionately while squeezing your thighs a bit whenever he sees you)
If he's had a long day of dealing with the others he'll lie face forward in your lap groaning and grumbling about his day as you hum while petting his head and running your fingers through his hair
Karaku
Literally OBSESSED with your thighs he wants to be crushed by them so bad it isn't even a joke
Will randomly bite into your inner thigh and drink your blood from there then he'll eat something else
If you have stretch marks on your thighs he will lick and suck on each one of them and will take them in between his teeth leaving little indents on each and every mark
If you have scars on your thighs he will bite down on them harshly while skillfully rubbing his tongue against them with a cocky smirk on this face lets be honest he made all of them
Can and will talk for hours about how sexy your thighs are and how much he loves them along with the rest of you
VERY open with talking about how hot it would be if you crushed his skull with your thighs and will literally beg for you to do it because he can always regenerate
Aizetsu
SO in love with your thighs to the point that he cries-
Will literally just bury his face in between them while sobbing
If you have stretch marks on your thighs he will squish the area's where they are in fascination
If you have scars on your thighs he'll give them gentle kisses while crying and saying that it saddens him to know that you've been scarred
Only very very gentle nibbles as much as he loves to mark your thighs he doesn't want you to hurt you (you need to convince him to just do it and not worry about you)
Obsessed with sleeping with your thighs wrapped around his head
Urogi
He is FERAL (not even just for your thighs like you breathe and he starts going rabid)
When you use him a mode of transport he flys with you he likes to hold you in his arms with one hand squeezing and squishing the flesh of your thighs
If you have stretch marks on your thighs he will get really really excited and calls them tiger stripes
If you have scars on your thighs he'll definitely probably accidentally give you more because of his claws
Accidentally gives you red stratch marks on your thighs and just your entire body because of his claws
Chirps happily when you let him sit in your lap (he gets tired okay) literally him
Zohakuten
(PLATONTIC)
Doesn't necessarily care about the shape of your body, if the muscles in your thighs add more comfort on both sides when he rests his head on your lap then it's a plus
Very adamant that if someone comments on your body or anything about you to inform him immediately
Likes your stretch marks and scars, they remind him of the ridges in his wooden dragons
Falls alseep if you keep petting his head and feeding him sweets when he's laying his head in your lap
Reminds you at the first and every chance open to him that he doesn't give a fuck if your appearance changes drastically or not you're still his mother figure no matter what
Bandages any cuts and soothes any bruises while scolding you for being so careless deep down inside he's fearing the day that you come home severely injured
Thank you for reading, feel free to request! (⌒▽⌒)
#zohakuten is just a little guy#hantengu clones x reader#sekido x reader#karaku x reader#aizentsu x reader#urogi x reader#hantengu clones#demon slayer sekido#demon slayer karaku#demon slayer aizetsu#demon slayer urogi#demon slayer#demon slayer: kimetsu no yaiba#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#thick thighs save lives
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☆ how the boxers were as children ☆
Hey besties, sorry for dissapearing i was busy decaying, enjoy my cringe ass writing
Glass Joe
- Really sleepy & an edgelord, he was the kid that had hair covering the side of his face in middle school
- his parents always said that he wouldnt really be able to take up boxing due to him being a natural coward, jokes on them Joe isnt scared to get hurt (physically)
- loved reading old writing, especially gothic literature, he has a soft spot for dark writing
- wrote cringy edgy poems about every crush he had, his parents sometimes pull them out to torment him
- tried to start his own band, failed miserably
- still attached to his edgelord phase very much
- if he was a teen during the 2000-2010's he def would have a edgy wolf oc and a Deviantart account
Von Kaiser
- sickly victorian child + little german boy hybrid
- his parents always spoke with permission so he also started copying them, leading to him always interrupting people by saying "can i ask something?"
- had that one little german boy outfit, along with the huge ass lollipop and dumb hat, anytime someone pulls out his childhood pictures he prays they dont whip out those photos or he will get bullied recklessly
- NEVER EVER cursed until the wonderful age of 15 when he yelled out the word "fuck" after dropping a wrench on his foot, his dad wasnt even upset he was more concerned because holy fuck his child dropped a wrench on their foot
- got sick really often, he was out here being asked to be taken out into the garden one last time before you all posers
Disco Kid
- that one kid who had a really cool dad that let him do anything as long as he didnt blow up the house
- Really creative, writing up stories with pictures, his grammar wasnt really the best (along with his writing) so his parents had to read "the addventours off the brince" and hold in their laugh
- He was the kid who performed an entire ass dance choreography to get your parents to accept the sleepover invite
- got introduced to Disco music by his dad, got obsessed with it instantly and started dancing everywhere
King Hippo
- ate glue
- never spoke with anyone, Just beat up anyone picking on him and no one messed with him ever since
- people just gave him paper to eat, fresh with colored pencils
- liked to play make believe with his plushies
Piston Hondo
- He let you copy off his homework, i think that tells you enough
- everyone only recognized him for being a smart ass, not being creative and that really upset him
- played chess a whole lot, joined tournaments and won some medals
- academic burnout hit him like a train
- for a while, art and writing was his only escape from stress & pressure, he journaled about his feelings and drew his soul out, due to this he struggled to express his feelings without words
Bear Hugger
- chased everyone around with a spider then ate it, he was so evil for what
- never actually went to school, his parents lived out in the woods and homeschooled him since no one likes walking 2-3 hours straight just to suffer in a seat
- He always had a interest in animals, him and mrs bear go are childhood friends, mrs bear met him when she was a cub, due to this he got spared by mrs bears mom and suddenly had a 2nd mom, once his family realized that their son got adopted by a bear, they kindly let the bears in and treated it like it was normal
- loved fishing with mrs bear, he taught her how to use a rod and she taught him how to catch fish with his bare hands
Great Tiger
- so called "self sufficient" When he was just used to being alone and kinda accepted the fact he'll never have proper friends
- created the most batshit insane scenarios with his clones that would make the average hollywood movie maker shed tears, these gems include: divorce, murder, crime, assault and tea parties
- talked to himself a whole lot to the point where his parents took him to a therapist
- never really made friends, Just made himself his own friend
Don Flamenco
- oh no.
- his dad basically hated him, insulted him a whole lot, made fun of him, literally just made him insecure, when he got the opportunity to escape his dad by boxing, he took it without hesitation and got out of there
- was never really home, he was always out with friends to avoid his dad back at the house
- emotional stability? Who needs that when you can ignore your problems?
- people pleaser no matter what he says
Aran Ryan
- greasy ass bitch
- his parents didnt teach him shit, you think tigers parents didnt care about him? They'll look like helicopter parents next to them when they see what aran has going on
- had bad hygiene, only learned to shower and take care of himself in the 5th grade, thanks to that and his name, my boy got bullied and developed his behavior to defend himself from people
- Always ran from school & home, he had a hide out from away from home and a bit close to school to escape whenever he had the chance, he always dissapeared for a few weeks (sometimes months) and nobody really went looking for him, either from knowing he'll return sometime or they just dont care enough
Soda Popinski
- lonely, him and tiger are the difference between feeling lonely vs being alone, he doesnt handle loneliness well
- grew up with his grandpa & his stories, always loved listening to them and copied him whenever he wanted to tell a story
- never had a proper social life due to having to take care of his grandpa + him getting concerned about soda whenever he was out for too long
- spent most of his time crying from loneliness, away from him
Bald Bull
- precious!!! Was really shy and had a rounder face that everyone in his family pinched like crazy
- extremely sensitive & emotional (he still is hes just bottling it up shh)
- stuttered a lot, think about that one "have you ever had a dream you could you can't you would you you could be anything" kid
- was really short and just shot up one day
- scaredy cat, could be scared from anything, including: bugs, darkness, thunder, needles, sharp stuff, blood, death and alcohol (he also still gets scared easily but shh shut up)
- Always snored in his sleep, inherited it from his dad
Super Macho Man
- obsessed with sharks, dinosaurs, trucks and cars, basically got obsessed with anything he found cool
- his parents spoiled the living fuck out of him, no dime left unspent on him, no quarter spared
- Always lied about having something at the playground, sure Macho i trust the fact that you have "every dinosaurs teeth" 100% never doubted you for a second
- his parents love language was money so it got passed down to him, they were just throwing money at him and fucking off
Mr Sandman
- oldest child in his family, has 4 siblings and loves them all very much, had to help his mom & dad take care of them since they were a handful
- started boxing early so he was never in school that often unless it was 99% neccessary
- slept a lot thanks to him being tired constantly from rushing around
- knows how to do hair & make up from his younger sister
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#punch out headcanons#don flamenco#glass joe#piston hondo#aran ryan#bald bull#great tiger#this was so fun to make yay yay yippee#sorry for dissapearing i was mentally going downhill#i am drained eughshhs
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HALF LIFE VRAI (+gorgeous & og gordon) HEADCANONS IF YOU EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BENREY WOOO
during. the end, he had 2 extra eyes, one above his left eye one below his right eye, now he has scars where they laid, they’re faint but
he. is autistic im sorry he’s too me to not be
he had a tail during the end too
faint freckles ^_^
he REALLY likes red meat
he likes blue flavor, not blueberries, not blue raspberry, blue
stubble YAYY
specifically in end, benreys feet to knees and hands to elbows fade into rlly dark blue/black
looks like he’s dying of illness but like. has never been sick
disassociates very often
very touch very very touchy
polyamorous, exes with forzen & is now crushing on both Tommy & gordon
orphaned, kinda lived on his own since he isn’t human, picked his own name
doesn’t actually have brothers, he’s a loser
breaths through his mouth esp when he’s comfortable weird but like imagine he’s cuddled up to someone and he just yeah
COOMER YAYYY
fat, idc i’m right
gender-fluid, transmasc & gay ^_^ old man yaoi with bubby YAYYY
cool little funky punching enhancement thingies
big ol’ doe brown eyes
brunette hair before he started graying
after the resonance cascade he retired, they deserve it
has nightmares over clones. a lot, a big lot
autistic, everyone knows the science team kinda is autistic,
going off the autistic thing, one of his vocal stims is hello gordon
loves talking, loves it so much, he loves just talking to people she likes
has a high score on punch out & that one punching game where you punch the punching bag to get evaluated on
the reason is divorced because he realized he was gay
hawaiian shirts FTW!!
(most of these are somewhat canon, holly (his va) headcanons him as transmasc, short and stocky, and 5’4!)
Bubbster
Intersex & bisexual (idc if gir hcs him as straight it’s my world now/pf)
if he didn’t live with Coomer after the resonance cascade, he’d probably just be a basement dweller and just sit in the corner and cry
Bionic legs :3
canonically test tube baby, he’s probably really freaked the fuck out over it & has had genuine panic attacks over being artificially made, only in front of coomer
literally always has epi-pens for coomer
naturally(?) ginger idk what you wanna consider it, he’s canonically like 6 but in my head he’s like 67, he’s been locked in black mesa for 67 years
blue eyes
has a leather jacket with a tiger on it he will wear just to do so
has made the science team watch scrubs.. twice
picks at skin as a stress tick
has tourettes
near blind
when he got his bionic heart he died so he will sometimes just be like “hey guys i’ve died before”
being put back in the tube after betraying gordon was one of the worst things he’s been through, it was terrifying
GORDON FEETMAN!!!
also fat
joshua exists but he was an accidental pregnancy (gordon seahorse father yayy)
ftm based off last hc, that’s just canon cuz i said so
joshua is like, 9 in my head so gordon had him at like 18
bisexual
has a crush on benrey (canon but yk)
mexican and african
curly ass hair, takes really good care of it, always smells nice
bilingual
blind in left eye, 25% prescription in right eye
feels guilty as fuck even when everyone would joke about him being the cause of the RC
also autistic
wayne did not dk him justice when he lost his hand, he was screaming so gutturally loud it was painful, he strained his voice so bad, the pain was so excruciatingly terrible
tommy genuinely was the only one he could trust after benrey & bubby turned their backs on him, and that sucked because his feelings for benrey before that point were getting to him
only was adamant about not being friends with benrey at the end because of the betrayal, he wanted to hate benrey
tommy is like his. comfort friend, he doesn’t have to worry about him.. he does but he always feels comfy around him
Tommy cool man
Autistic, ADHD, PTSD and OCD
G man species, half human
strawberry enthusiasts:3 (me too)
every flavor tic tac enthusiast, always give the science team tic tacs like all the time
not very good at games enjoys playing them though
very touchy for multiple reasons
Sunkist service dog for multiple things as well, helps with panic attacks, PTSD symptoms, anxiety attacks etc
Tommy doesn’t know how Sunkist was trained to do all this, he made her sk he just kinda accepts it for how she is, and loves her
compression hugs, likes being laid on top of, it’s comforting
looks scrawny but can like. genuinely pick up all the science team & benrey with ease
started collecting propeller hats after the RC
the reason he can read sweet voice is cuz g-man species
thinking about getting a cat, maine coon or norwegian forest cat, he likes big ass animals
Sunkist is LARGE like large as fuck for a golden Tommy made sure she was huge
milk enjoyer :3 drinks it with most of his meals
wears readers
ANGEL KISSES!! (moles or beauty marks whatever you wanna call them)
tooth gap :3
walks on tiptoes
Gorgeous
6’7
cuts his hair into a fringe, lets it grow out to shoulder length, then cuts it fringe, never ending cycle
beauty marks man
freckles too
nobody fucking knows his trauma
doesn’t understand why he can understand cicero?? he just.. can??
learned ASL as a kid
clearly has some form of mommy issues he will not touch on
wears solid colors, he doesn’t wear shirts with decals, or anything, a. he doesn’t like them. b. for ASL purpose, it’s recommended to wear light/dark clothes (light in his case) depending on your skin tone to MAKE it easier to read sign, usually in light pink
prefers skirts cuz.. they’re comfy, usually knee & ankle length.. sometimes he will wear mini skirts……. cuz he’s gross
actually hates head crabs.
would be a nudist if it was sociably acceptable
actually really enjoys video games! he doesn’t talk about it, he’s good at them too
he’s a dog person, he wants a saint bernard
freeman YAYY
6’
beauty marks
patchy beard
dark hazel eyes
starting to grey, short pony tail
has scars from his HEV suit
actually lost his hearing DUE to the RC, his mother was deaf so that’s why he knows ASL, it completely shot out his hearing
has always dressed nice
cat person
Alyx is like his daughter to him
i can’t decide if he’s trans or not
same situation with gorgeous, he wears solid colors for ASL purpose
him and cicero have yet to find a way to communicate
when he found out alyx learned ASL for her boyfriend (this is canon, was planned for episode 3) he was over the moon
enjoys IASIP (it’s always sunny in philadelphia)
scary when he’s pissed off
G-Manual samual
major RBF
scottish
moles kuz hes kawaii
wears readers
hes autistic
going on with him being autistic, the fabric his suits are a comfort fabric to him
enjoys sitcoms
drinks his coffee straight black
he is trans masc to me
praises his employers like god tbh
if he were to drink, which he doesnt, his go to drink would be rum on ice
some form of alien, not from xen though, no one knows where hes from
some type of holy creature??? he cant die?? hes weird
you'll never see it but he doesnt bleed red, his blood is black
enjoys fishing
goes to bed at 11pm, wakes up at 4am hes weird
hes also the best father ever???
songs that remind me of science team members + benrey the 6th
Benrey the 6th
I Will - Mitski
Kiss Me, Son Of God - They Might Be Giants
I’m Gonna Win - Rob Cantor
Mad World - Tears for Fears
We Will Commit Wolf Murder - Of Montreal
Gallery Piece - Of Montreal
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
The Party's Crashing Us - Of Montreal
Tommy Coolman
Living Island - POGO
Fireflies - Owlcity
Teenage Dirtbag - Weetus
rises the moon - liana flores
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen
Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears
#half live vr but the ai is self aware#hlvrai#dr bubby#dr coomer#gordon freeman#hlvrai dr bubby#hlvrai dr coomer#gordon freemind#gorgeous freeman#benrey#tommy coolatta#benry#benrey hlvrai#bubby#half life#half life au#headcanonsd#headcanons#i like men#gay???#gay pride#gay
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Skybound had so many good ideas and concepts that I really like the season for. On the other hand, it fumbled like 80% of those ideas soooo hard that makes me want to cry.
(suuuper long indulgent rant about Skybound underneath cut read at your own risk)
Nadakhan is my favorite villain in a bubble. He’s this disgraced djinn prince who runs away from his home realm to become one of the most feared pirate captains in Ninjago and when he tries to return home, it’s all crumbling. He then exacts revenge on those who destroyed his home by manipulating them and toying with them psychologically, eventually trapping their souls in a sword? Badass, right?
Except that all of this cool characterization is contradicted and bastardized left and right. The season dumbs down the ninja instead of making Nadakhan smarter so he can win. When he gains the ability to make his own wishes, he resorts to immediately killing everyone. His obsession with Nya is really weird considering that she was the one who CAUSED Djinnjago to get destroyed.
Jay and Nya’s character arcs are really interesting too. In a bubble. Jay has to step up as a leader after all his friends were taken by this guy, who he has to face after he kidnapped and tortured him. He fucked around and found out the hard way and has to make up for it. Nya continues to struggle with her identity and coming into her own as a ninja and not having Samurai X to latch onto. They both have to fight to keep each other safe and make sacrifices and fall back in love.
Once again though, this is all fumbled and explored in a way that makes me tear my hair out. Jay is a selfish obsessive whiny asshole who’s pining for Nya is super uncomfortable and annoying to watch instead of cute or relatable. Nya is an even bigger asshole than he is. She lets Clouse get away in the beginning to throw a tantrum on Jay, which causes Nadakhan to be freed in the first place. She causes Jay to nearly get killed by the Tiger Widow and then get kidnapped/tortured, all because she was mad at him.
So many other plot points and character choices make me so upset it really detracts from the season as a whole. To name some:
Kai’s ultra inflated ego/obsession with social media and girls
Dareth
Forcefully inserted misogyny
All of the prison arc. All of it.
Ronin betraying the ninja for the police. I get he likes money, but the ninja saved his ass and he is a known criminal. Just a weird place to take his character.
The ninja turning on Jay immediately and effectively sacrificing him to the ultra deadly giant spider
Cole and Lloyd being unceremoniously/anti-climatically removed from the season so Jay and Nya could be alone
Marriage plot (specifically Delara and the marriage plot only ever being used as an excuse for Nadakhan to fight with Jay over Nya which is really gross)
I wish Delara was explored more and was not a creepy Nya clone for Nadakhan to drool over, ew
Dareth
Cole, Lloyd, and Nya using up their wishes immediately in really stupid ways
Tonal whiplash from the goofy lighthearted first half of the season to the dark hopeless second half
Echo Zane (before the Echo fans come after me, I like his character, but he just introduces a lot of plot implications that are never resolved or addressed for a character who has like 10 minutes of screen time max and never gets to come back)
We never learn why Cliff and ‘Libber’ abandoned Jay with the Walkers. Cliff obviously cared about his son, he made a shrine for him in his dressing room, so why did he never contact him before his death? What happened to Jay’s mom? Did Wu know? It’s annoying to have this plot point, only for it to never be explored in the whole show besides a line about being adopted in Prime Empire. Maybe we’ll get some context in Dragons Rising, but I doubt it.
We were robbed from a rematch between Captain Soto and Nadakhan
I honestly wouldn’t mind the ending, if it wasn’t for the fact that the writers can’t decide wether everyone remembers the alternate timeline or not. That and it’s seems like the events of Skybound don’t effect Jay and Nya in later seasons like at all besides a wink and a nudge at the viewer. Once again, Jay was kidnapped and physically/psychologically abused and tortured, and Nya straight up died. They are the only people who (completely) remember and gained what should be a massive amount of trauma but nope! Lloyd has more on-screen/canon trauma over Harumi than Nya does about DYING or Jay does about TORTURE. Again, I don’t think that Dragons Rising will explore this to any extent either.
I also don’t mind the whole trapping the ninja in the Djinnblade thing, I just wish the ninja could have had more screen time. Either by keeping them around longer before trapping them, or showing what inside the sword was like idk
Nadakhan and Jay are kinda weird because I’m not sure why he singled him out out of all of the ninja. I know the Doylist answer is that Jay is the focus character for the season, but I find it weird that instead of getting the other ninja while he could, he wasted a lot of his time toying with Jay on Misfortunes Keep. Why didn’t he just kidnap all of the ninja on Tiger Widow Island instead of giving them a chance of escape. His obsession with Jay could have been easily explained or explored it it never is?
TL;DR, Skybound is a mess of really good and really bad ideas Frankensteined together in the messiest, laziest way they could. I still like it quite a bit, but I would be lying if I said it didn’t frustrate the hell out of me.
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A warrior cats au/rewrite
An au that's mostly centered around Hawkfrost not being a pos and some events are completely altered (also gonna change the system, I did want to change it for a bit)
- The clans are gonna be called colonies
- Names changing based on ranks will be nixed, some characters be born with their warrior names(Like Silverstream being named Silverstream as a kit) and some will just have the prefix w/o the suffix(Like "Leaf")
- Leaders will be called Kings and Queens
Now for the au
- Feathertail left the colonies due to her PTSD(The execution incident) so she lives, but as a rogue
- Hawk's anxious of what he could become, as he's heard of the horrors King Tigerclaw had committed. But he's determined to not become the monster that is his father
- Moth still becomes a healer but it's because she genuinely wants to. Not because of some fake omen
- Hawk goes on the trip instead, he gets along with everyone(Especially Tawny and Squirrel) except Crow. He just finds Crow annoying
- Instead of Feathertail dying, Bramble dies, and he dies saving The Sky Colony. There is no Tribe of rushing water here
- Hawk is devastated of course, like everyone else is.. It shakes him up for a while but he has his friend and sisters for support
- When Hawk and Squirrel become warriors in the lake territories, they remain best friends. Hawk and Tawny are also close, they wear bramble flowers on their pelts as a tribute to their brother
- Hawk refuses to train in the dark forest so no Tigerclaw clone here personality wise
- Hawk and Squirrel had mutual crushes on each other, they try out a relationship but it doesn't work and they break it off mutually, they're still friends
- Alder, Spark, Dandelion and Juniper exist, but as surprise Hawk/Squirrel kits, Hawk and Squirrel co-parent. The three still exist as LeafCrow kits
- The Star Colony tries to fuck with Squirrel and Leaf but they're not having it. They begin to realize that The Star Colony is not as divine and great as it's made out to be. Tawny would've been questioning Star Colony since Tigerclaw became king. So yay kitties are questioning god
- Ashfur fire scene happens, except Squirrel decks his ass and he falls into the fire
(This is all I've brainstormed pretty much)
(Also Sandstorm is NOT related to Redtail or Brindle here so, no kids of Fire and Tiger being related and no Ash being Squilf' uncle bc thats gross)
#Hawkfrost au#Squirrelflight au#warrior cats#warrior cats au#warriors au#starclan sucks#Ashfur sucks too#warriors rewrite#star's stuff#Star's art
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combining my bg3 nerdism with my punchout obsession
all of them would be monks in some way bc. panching. but theyd be multiclassed and use it during their fight, with the exceptions of glass joe and sandman as i think it makes more sense for them to just be monks as first and last bosses
i made this a while ago and dont remember most of my reasoning for the subclasses. just go with it. OH and i wanted only one for each multiclass, so no repeats.
if i fucked up dnd lore look AWAY im a bg3 and d20 boy im not hardcore
this is super lazy
glass joe- monk (way of mercy)
like i said, hes just a monk with no multiclass since hes the starting/warmup boss. he hasnt got enough exp yet
von kaiser- monk (way of the sun soul) & fighter (battle master)
i mean, with his soldier-y theme, both in appearance and voice, i feel him being a fighter is just the obvious choice. plus it feels like an easy jump from solo monk to fighter-monk
disco kid- monk (way of the shadow) & bard (college of valour)
hes groovin, and his dance theme is more prominent than flamenco's so it feels more appropriate to give it to disco. plus his headphones. enough about bards who play music give me interpretive dance bards
king hippo- monk (way of the ascendant dragon) & wizard (transmutation)
okay king hippo was the last one i chose a multiclass for and wizard was the last free class. ig he could be artificier but wizard felt more regal, like royal wizard. not too much reasoning for this one tho sorry lol
piston hondo- monk (way of the long death) & paladin (devotion)
another one i feel is relatively obvious. hes dedicated to what he does and seems to do nothing but train according to cutscenes. idk what to say hes just. paladin
bear hugger- monk (way of the sun soul) & druid (circle of the land)
i mean dudes best friend is a bear and he brings a squirrel into the ring. hes already a bear in two senses of the word, why not add a third and make it more literal? sure hed love to chill with mrs bear
great tiger- monk (way of the four elements) & sorcerer (wild magic)
i remember my subclass reasoning and it was just. three clones and him in his cutscene equals four. and they seem to have different "elements" associated with each. that said sorcerer feels like The Most obvious choice of the lot. he uses his magic naturally and deftly, but his knockout cutscene betrays a sort of lack of control he may have, so i went with wild magic. i could just as easily see draconic though and give him some cool tiger-like face scales.
don flamenco- monk (way of the open hand) & ranger (beast master)
hes a toreador and punts a bull into space, a class with an advantage over animals is the easy choice. plus based on vibes alone, rangers feel patient and wait for prey like he does in his fight
aran ryan- monk (way of the kensei) & rogue (arcane trickster)
honestly all the rogue subclasseses work with aran but i went with tricksger bc i felt more general. i dont think hed actually kill someone and theif was too specific for the general mayhem he causes. plus hed absolutely use illegal magicks in the ring.
soda popinski- monk (way of the drunken master) & cleric (war domain)
obvious subclass is obvious. cleric bc he heals himself in battle by drinking soda. war domain bc none of the others rlly fitt
bald bull- monk (way of the long death) & barbarian (wildheart)
okay a *lot* of the boxers could be barbarians but i feel like bull is the one with the most obvious "rage" mechanic, being his charge. wildheart bc bull theme
super macho man- monk (way of the astral self) & warlock (the archfiend)
i think smm was another one i did last but him selling his soul to be a rich and famous pro boxer feels fitting. i dont remember my reasoning for his astral subclass but i remember i really liked it so take my word
mr sandman- monk (way of the open hand)
again as i said before, i wanted him to be a "back to basics" sort of fighter. taking what mac should know most intimately and putting him through a ringer of all the typical "monk" things. open hand also feels like the most "basic" but powerful monk Thing so.
also. mac would be a monk but his multiclass would be up to the player, if they multiclassed him at all, and doc would be a way of mercy monk and a knowledge domain cleric, bc hes macs mentor, was a champion so he knows a lot. and heals mac if needed. (also a folk hero. dodnt do backgrounds for other characters but thar u go)
#punch out#don flamenco#glass joe#aran ryan#mr sandman#super macho man#von kaiser#bald bull#great tiger#piston hondo#king hippo#disco kid#bear hugger#soda popinski#punch out au#idk man im jus ramblign#also i dornt know super panch out v well so didnt do them
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Which boxers do you think can last the longest/most rounds- in list format if you dont mind
(Thank you so much for this blog lmao)
You're welcome, I'm glad people are enjoying it! :)
(P.S., I'm gonna be sticking to the Wii cast so that this list doesn't get too long, and it's going in order from who lasts the least amount of time to most amount of time. This one took me a while!)
Glass Joe - Yeah, this was kinda predictable. He's a great lover in bed, but he usually doesn't have enough stamina to go for more than one round. That being said, that one round is really fucking good, so most people don't mind.
King Hippo - Likes a lot of foreplay before actually getting to the deed, and it's amazing while it lasts, but he gets pretty tired after the first round and just wants to cuddle up against his partner afterwards. He might be able to go for a second round if his partner exerts more energy first by being on top, and then he can finish in the second one while his partner bottoms.
Von Kaiser - He's 42, so he's naturally not gonna have super high stamina, but he can put up a good couple of rounds, probably around 3 on average, at least when he's on top.
Don Flamenco - He can go for about 4 rounds on average, but they're really, really long ones. He likes to build up over time and have long-lasting, passionate rounds of sex instead of quick, sporadic ones.
Bald Bull - Pretty much the opposite of Don Flamenco in this aspect. If he's on top, he exerts a ton of energy that will probably last him about 3 rounds maximum, but bottoming, he can go much longer, probably about 5 before he’s finished.
Bear Hugger - He’s very strong and climbs mountains as a part of his training, so he can probably manage about 4 or 5 rounds, and then he'll fall asleep right after. XD
Disco Kid - He's young and has ample amounts of energy, so he just needs a few minutes to rest between rounds, and he's good to go. He probably wouldn't want to go more than 4 rounds, but he can probably manage 2 more if that's what his partner wants.
Piston Hondo - Outran a literal bullet train, so his stamina is insane. He can basically go as many rounds as his partner desires, but he personally probably won't want to go more than 5, maybe 6 if he feels extra that day.
Super Macho Man - He talks a big game about how great he is in bed, and fittingly so since he can last somewhere around 6 rounds during sex on average.
Aran Ryan - This crazy bastard always wants more and more, but he fittingly maxes out at round 7, albeit 7 insanely aggressive rounds.
Mr. Sandman - A unit of a man, has the biggest cock and can go for at least 8 rounds, although most people only make it to 3 with him.
Soda Popinski - He can go as many rounds as his partner wants as long as he has a few minutes to rest and a couple bottles of soda with him to get him energized again.
Great Tiger - The man literally has endless stamina because there's at least 5 of him. If he gets tired, he'll use one of his clones and use that time to recover, and once that clone is done, the real him can go back in, or he can just use another clone.
#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston hondo#bear hugger#great tiger#don flamenco#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#mr. sandman#ns/fw#punchoutfilth
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One day Skeleton wakes up in bed next to... Another him. It's not another AU version. It's just him, except it's not him because he is himself. The clone is here for one day and then just vanishes. What are the skeletons doing on this weird day?
Undertale Sans - They should, you know, probably do something. But man, they are both so tired just looking at each other. Both Sans agreed to do nothing at all and hope things will get better alone, and goes back to sleep in the same bed in a pile of bones. That is until they both realise they can make Papyrus crazy by being in two places at once and make his brain crash. Not an hour later, Papyrus is screeching hysterically as he can't continue with their shenanigans. Sans is a little sad the other Sans disappeared the next morning.
Undertale Papyrus - After the first shock of waking up in such a beautiful company than himself, Papyrus immediately takes things in hand to make the other Papyrus feel nice in his house. He goes into a full clean up session, in front of a very lost other Papyrus who's not really buying his shit. Papyrus is a bit anxious, and he's kinda stress cleaning and act like the other Papyrus is not here. Eventually, Sans will wake up and try to comfort them by saying it's just temporary. After that, the two Papyrus plots a revenge on Sans' pranks because clearly now they are in superiority.
Underswap Sans - They both jump out of bed, gun in hand and scream-asks at the other who he is. This is awkward, they talked at the same exact moment. Honey runs in the room after hearing the chaos and he just... sighs. This is going to be a long day. Once the two Sans calmed down, they obviously wants to hang together, which ends with them in a zoo riding a tiger while laughing hysterically. Honey wants this nightmare to end.
Underswap Papyrus - They both scream out of terror and throw themselves on the opposite sides of the bed. Once they realised it's just... Uh... Himself, it's very awkward, as none of them wants to talk first. So they kinda just stare at each other for a whole hour until Blue comes to wake his brother up and finds them like this. This is going to be a very weird day where Honey tries his best to avoid himself, while Blue tries to comfort the both of them, as they are scared of each other. Thank god it's only temporary.
Underfell Sans - "damn you look dumb" "fuck you, you look exactly like me!" "hell if i am, you're clearly weaker" "no you are" "you are" "you are" "shut up" "no you shut up asshole" They both growl like enraged animals for two hours before deciding that... man, that's too much work. They're going to try to figure what the hell is happening at Grillby's. Two hours later, they are doing a dirty jokes contest as they are both drunk.
Underfell Papyrus - Well, obviously, they immediately go full royal guard mode and try to kill each other, which is revealing hard as they somehow knows the other moves. They both accuse each other to be some evil clone send to replace the other and none of them are going to let go of this. They basically spend the day defending a side of the bedroom and threatening each other of murder if they dare to get close, until the other Papyrus suddenly pops out of existence the next evening. Edge will then trap the whole house to make sure it's not happening again.
Horrortale Sans - .... Uh. Oh well, he's probably hallucinating. It happens all the time. He laughs nervously. Wow, he really just imagines there was another himself in the room. But then he looks up, and the other Oak is still here, looking as confused as he is. They both realise it's real at the same time and then, uh... Just stare at each other like preys, ready to flee or attack if the other moves. From time to time, one of them let go a worried low uncomfortable growl or hisses. Willow opens the door. Both Oak freak out and starts to jump and run everywhere in the room like crazy cats, trying to escape one another.
Horrortale Papyrus - Man, it's too early for this. Willow ignores the other Willow and gets out of his room to go in the kitchen. He then proceeds to stress cook the entire day. Some time later, the other Willow joined him and now there's enough food to feed an entire city. Not that Oak will complain, sitting on the table and eating everything they give them. He's not bothered at all there's two Willow in the house.
Swapfell Sans - Well. That happened. They are both not too pleased about the situation, but that's ok, it's just for one day. They can totally be cordial and not try to kill each other before the end of the day... right? So they both decided to do something they know they would agree off: make themselves a cup of coffee. Except they can't agree of the type of coffee they want. When Rus wakes up, the living room is a war battlefied as both Nox are trying to blast each other behind the couches, screaming insults at each other that they are impostors because they clearly don't know anything at the art of coffee. Rus decides to let them fight and leave the room.
Swapfell Papyrus - They both giggle like idiots in bed, looking at each other. They have no idea why they're laughing. It's not funny. They probably broke the space time continuum, but man, they can't stop laughing. That's so stupid. They're both in feminine underwear. Rus wanted to try just for one night. He didn't expect to wake up with another Rus who had the exact same idea. They can't breathe anymore because something like that could only happen to them. If they have only one day together before it's the end of the world or something, they have to do something stupid. They broke in the national natural museum in feminine underwears and dresses all the animals and dinosaurs with feminine underwear. The only problem being the other Rus disappear in the middle of the operation and he accidentally ringed the alarm doing so. Nox refuses to take him out of jail before two days.
Fellswap Gold Sans - Wine is not happy another Wine just... appeared in his room. After all, it can only be one of them, his huge ego can't take the fact he's not unique. And the other's one ego is just the same. They immediately jump at each other's throat and won't stop attacking until they are both laying on the floor with only 1 HP left, unable to even move. They end the day insulting each other on the floor until they pass out. That's pathetic.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - At first both very shy, they both quickly realise the advantages of being two like... the ability to hug each other without having to ask anyone to do it. Man, they are already planning a life of ermits where they would only need each other to avoid social life. That's so cool. Until the other Coffee disappeared, that's it. Coffee is hearbroken and he refuses to leave his bedroom for two days after that, begging Wine to bring back the other Coffee. Wine has no idea what the hell he is talking about.
#undertale#underswap#underfell#horrortale#swapfell#fellswap gold#sans#papyrus#undertale ask blog#undertale asks#undertale imagines#undertale headcanons
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Major Circuit boys with a male!boxer!Reader who had to fight them, got KO/TKO'ed by them and ended up in a hospital
But they were a good sport about it all and promised to get better and beat them fair and square next time lol
Omfg yes! I got you Anon! Also idk if you meant romantic or platonic so I just made it romantic(I can’t see Bear hugger as a romantic yandere so he’s always platonic) I can change it if wished also sorry for the long wait!!
TW/CW:READER GET LIKE HURT HELLA BADLY! LIKE MITHER FUCKER HAS A BLOODY NOSE A BLACK EYE AND HITS THE AREANA’S GROUND HELLA HARD!, Unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive relationship,abusive behavior,fights for work,blood,injuries,yandere behavior,Hella long,I do not condone this behavior it is just for entertainment purposes
PISTON HONDO
•Honestly when he first saw you he did judge you but not in a rude way in a ‘am I’m going to kill him?’ Because of how much faster he was usually
•He did like his you copied him when he bowed making him smile as you were showing respect like he was and he knew you were a great sport immediately
•You knocked him down multiple times and he thought he was gonna lose until he punch you so hard it was a K.O. He hated how you looked when you fell to floor groaning in pain,he knew boxing was like this but you being hurt unsettled him.
•They took you to the hospital and he watched you get pulled out on a stretcher. It was ingraved in his mind every day after that,you looks so broken but yet you smiled at him. Your trainer followed you checking you were okay
•He visit you in the hospital which just caused him more guilt. The way you smiled at him eased him a bit. He gave you some gifts he got you on the way here which just made him fall more in love with you as you smiled.
• “I’m sorry for how hard I punched..” “Hey it’s okay! I promise you I’ll get better and beat you fair and fucking square!” Hondo chuckled nodding a bit. “I’ll see you in the ring my friend”
•He can’t wait to see you fully healed and out the hospital but the fear of him hurting you like that again scares him,he wants to go easy on you as he loves you a bit to much then the regular person should.
BEAR HUGGER
•He found you cute with how confident you were against him,made him laugh a bit.
•He was impressed with how you knocked him down a lot but he wasn’t gonna give up easily. Winding up his arm he punched you across the face causing you to immediately hit the ground with a loud echo
•This was his first K.O and he hated it. You were crying in pain,the referee was yelling for help and to see if you were okay but you looked at him with admiration in your eyes and smiled to let out a weak pathetic voice “G-guess I gotta train better to be-beat you!”
•He knew you were being a good sport but he hated how pathetic you looked which made him hate himself more. You weren’t pathetic and gave him a good fight.
•He visit you in the hospital because his family convinced him to make sure there’s no bad blood. The way you weren’t mad at him but had the biggest smile reminded him of his youngest son on Christmas.
• “I’m sorry for back there,didn’t mean to beat your ass that badly” “Hahaha! Funny! But it’s fine and hey let’s me know I gotta get better then beat you fair and square!” Bear hugger just nodded not liking the idea of you going back and getting hurt more
•You we’re exactly like his son,so determined and stubborn. Not caring until your determination finally goes out or you get the ending you like. He hopes he can win in the long game and make your determination thin so he can treat you like a son in his family
GREAT TIGER
•He thought lowly of you because of your confidence like you’ll beat him. Made him laugh in your face but you just smiled and told him good luck,he thought you were trying to do mind games and make him feel pity for you
•He was impressed that you knocked him down but also pissed so when he cloned himself he punched harder then usually making you hit the ropes and then the ground making an echo.
•He just froze,usually he’d take great pleasure for wining but your blood running from your nose,paramedics putting you on the stretchers and your trainer worried for you made him hate winning today. He hated it completely
•He felt sorrow and guilt,it only took a couple of hours for him to walk in your hospital room with gifts and a note as he was not the best with speaking his feelings
• “Dear Y/N,I am sincerely sorry from the bottom of my heart for making you suffer and causing you to go to the hospital. I did not mean to send you to the hospital,all I meant to do was win as I was a bit pissed off when I thought you were playing mind games with me when you said good game. I shouldn’t have let my rage control me and cause me to harm you more then I should’ve. I am truly sorry,from great tiger” Great tiger couldn’t even look at you out of regret. He then heard your laughter which made him love the sound of your voice more but look at you to. “hah hah! I should say thank you for letting me know I gotta up my game so I can finally beat you like you beat my ass! Also your forgiven my friend,I was impressed with your punch and do wish in the future to fight you more”
•Those words made him love you to an unhealthy degree. He wanted you back to the arena just so he could see you healed and pumped up to fight him. He wanted to be yours and you to be his completely. He wanted all your time and he’s gonna make sure he gets it!
DON FLAMENCO!
•Honestly he made Carmen up on the spot when he saw you because he loved you but wanted to make you think he was better then you.
•It was right after his three claps that made you get K.O’ed and hate himself for harming you. You flew straight into the ropes that swung you back into the ground with a loud ass echo making everyone shut up
•Don actually took his gloves off and helped you up onto the stretcher as he felt terrible for making you blood from your nose like you’ve just got jumped by 5 guys
•He immediately went to see you in the hospital and gave you a rose plus some gifts. He wanted to show how sorry he was but before he could speak you just laughed and smiled.
• “damn I gotta get better at dodging! Thanks for that so next time I can win and you’ll lose!” Don smiled a bit nodding his head. “I’m pretty sure I’ll win again” “Nah I’ll win bro” You two went back and forth until you both started laughing
•He was going to go softer on you as he didn’t wanna harm you that bad. He didn’t mind you going back to fighting him as he’ll spend more time with you and possibly win your heart then confess that you were Carmen because he doesn’t wanna seem like a player!
#>logan/tina<#fighting love#yandere punch out#🥊fighter obsession🥊#platonic yandere#yandere x male reader#x male reader#male reader#🇯🇵piston hondo🇯🇵#🌹don flamenco🌹#🐯great tiger🐯#🐻 bear hugger🐻#romantic yandere#amazing Anon
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You're right! Tiger deserves more love, ehat are you'r hc for him?
FUCK YEAH MR. KITTY
Sikh, not hindu or muslim- a fact that's actually canon to the game. He gets so goddamn angry when people get it wrong. More than a few people have gotten their teeth knocked out for insisting he's muslim/hindu.
Magic has been practiced by his family in private for generations, he's the first to bring it public. They're seen as a bit odd among Sikhs because of it, but they deal with it.
Tiger's magic does not come form his gem, it comes from his body. His gem is just there to act like a wizard staff- a conduit to better control the magic. He also practices learned magic and taught Don a basic transfiguration trick.
Autistic swag
Has some pretty good bangers on his soundcloud… when he’s not attempting to rap at least. Extremely good as an Indian hip hop/trap/r&b artist. A lot of his music fans don't know of his boxing career and vice versa with his boxing fans.
He has a habit of floating while asleep- an effect of his magic he can't control. He has plenty others, like imbuing anything he creates with a little bit of magic, but the floating is the big one.
Hates bugs and snakes. He was bitten by a cobra when he was little and never got over the trauma.
Does not get most memes.
Would die rather than do dishes.
Snores like a motherfucker. Will also spawn clones and proceed to have full conversations with them if he's taken something like cold medicine.
Though he loves big cats, he actually prefers dogs as pets. He had a bunch growing up but never got one as an adult.
His hair is curly and very, very long. It's so long that if it isn't tied up, he can sit on it. He takes extremely good care of his hair and only lets a few touch his hair. Kaiser is the only person in the world allowed to touch his hair without asking first and often helps Tiger brush it all out.
Tiger likes being pet. Touch in general is something he frequently seeks out but someone petting his facial hair or running a hand up and down his arms is the best stim and relaxes him instantly.
Works in retail as a side job in a magic shop, as well as making music. He's scared the rest of the major circuit plenty whenever he automatically goes into Retail Voice™.
He gets head-splitting migraines when he overuses his powers and has even shattered a gem before.
Designated driver of the circuit cause he doesn't drink.
He didn't intend to be a boxer. He entered the wvba's Seattle branch as a cameraman and sound guy, setting up music for matches and making sure recordings looked and sounded good. One day, however, a boxer just starting out suddenly cancelled and, with no one to fight, Tiger stepped in the ring still in his work clothes. He beat his opponent quickly and was offered a spot on the New York team.
He's cool with comparisons to cats- he finds it really funny even.
Shaving is something he has to do twice a day. His hair is magically infused so it grows very fast.
Lactose intolerant... still drinks milk though.
Using clones specifically makes him very dizzy. He can see through their eyes and feel what they feel depending on how corporeal they are.
Cat naps all the time. He also can't keep a consistent sleep schedule for shit.
A fan sent him fursona art and he fully, unironically, adores the crap out of it. It's currently his twitter profile pic and how he displays himself on soundcloud and twitch.
He streams music making sessions for his hardcore fans. He also occasionally plays walking sims and games of Tetris or virtual chess and poker with them.
Also very into the my little pony franchise. He likes all the versions but watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the most. His favorites are Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
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Who is more likely to do the deed with their doppelganger?
Kotetsu:
During season 1 of the show he is a sad lonely mess of a man and I think given the opportunity he would indeed fuck his clone. There is also ok this needs context gimme a sec. So. During the last arc of the first season Kotetsu is being framed for murder wait this is a superhero show just for context. Okso Kotetsu is being framed for murder very sad etc etc, and while all that's going on someone is impersonating his hero persona yeah? and the impersonator tries to kill him n shit. It's very clear almost from the begining of the arc that it's a robot because theres a robot introduced earlier andtthat has to go somewhere right? so back then in 2011 when the show was coming out the popular theory was that the robot looked like Kotetsu. And later on it morphed into robot x Kotetsu content, like, an obscene amount of it. I couldn't link even a significant sample of it here so heres the google pics results
sp anyway yeah i think he'd probably fuck his clone
Entrapta: I'm very sorry to say this but she'd do it for science. She called a spaceship sexy once and the creator joked about Entrapta having robot boyfriends and girlfriends so there's precedent to think she'd be curious. If you asked her the "Would you fuck a clone of yourself" question her answer would be "Yes, I want to know if I'm good in bed".
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A lot of the family changes are amazing. I mean to me Red and Spotted have always been Rose’s kits it’s just so perfect. Since in this rewrite Dove and I’m guessing Ivy are Lion kits maybe BirchWhite could instead have Icekit and Foxkit. These are originally FernDust kits but Ice being a little clone of her grandpa is adorable to me, and Fox would get his red as the undercoat from his momma Whitewing.
I don’t know if you’ve gotten as far as TNP but if you have what are some changes your thinking of? It’s such a interesting arc that fell so hard when it could’ve been one of the best. Lastly will DoveTiger still be canon?
Ivy and Dove are Lion/Cinder kittens yep!
Oh shit your brain. That's a really cool idea and completely plausible. It wouldn't change a lot either since Ice and Fox don't even HAVE kits of their own...
Fox would just have a lot of his grandmom's ginger with a white belly, and Ice would look exactly like Whitewing and her dad. I will consider it. I can't make any promises since I do try not to change too much, but that's a really cute thought
The New Prophecy
I have a LOT of thoughts but haven't written anything down yet. For TPB, I have a very clear uniting theme in mind. It is about the authoritarian sickness within Clan culture going terminal and sparking a reckoning, "Fire Alone."
For TNP, I know that it's about the residual effects of that. Many of Tigerclaw's supporters are still around, and a LOT of them are in RiverClan, but I still don't have A Phrase for it (which is my extremely arbitrary method for knowing when I'm CONFIDENT about my message).
Hawkfrost is not only being groomed by Tigerstar in his dreams, Blackclaw plays a role, and so does Leopardstar. On some level, ALL of RiverClan has enabled him, or failed to protect him. Just like they failed to protect Feathertail and the other half-clan cats.
I'm also changing Brambleclaw significantly. The Erins want it both ways; they wanted him to train with his dad in the Dark Forest, but also didn't want to say he might actually not be a "fundamentally" good person.
So, instead, they write him the WORST possible way; borderline oblivious to reality in spite of every woman in his life telling him, DIRECTLY, "Brambleclaw you are doing something stupid," lashing out defensively every time someone suggests he isn't entitled to doing whatever the fuck he wants, and ultimately being REWARDED for this behavior by being able to "prove" his loyalty to Firestar by... uhhh... NOT killing his leader.
So, I am approaching all four Tiger siblings with a very clear idea of each one's role:
Tawnypelt has utterly rejected Tiger and his ideals, but is still finding punishment for her childhood choices (yet, she is the one leading the Sundrown Patrol; StarClan shines on her).
Brambleclaw is falling down the rabbithole and pulls himself out by realizing what he's becoming. Firestar makes him step down as deputy after the fox trap incident.
Hawkfrost is the too-far-gone, the one you can no longer save because he thinks if you're against him, you need to be eradicated
And, lastly, Mothwing is his pawn and victim, and Hawkfrost accidentally impales himself as she pulls out the fox trap.
So, Tigersiblings aside, there are other solid plans as well,
The Lake is getting a reworked map with borders than CAN shift.
The Tribe is obviously going to be different. The Clans may end up spending more time with them before heading to the Lake.
The Clans take time to gather supplies before moving on. Hawkfrost spends time with Brambleclaw at this point, the Tribe's culture is better explored. Filler for worldbuilding and character reasons.
Runningnose, Tangleburr, Blackclaw are getting more screentime (more than zero lmao)
Blackstar and Leopardstar are spicier. The softening retcons are being WRENCHED out.
Hawkfrost is probably going to fake more signs, leveraging Mothwing to deceive Leafpool into having that Bramble Claws prophecy.
There's more but this ask is already beefy and I need to just compile all the TNP stuff somewhere
TigerDove?
TigerDove IS staying canon with major fixes. Tigerheart is her age. He's Tawnypelt and Rowanclaw's newest from a single-kit litter. Flametail and Dawnpelt are his older siblings.
But with that said, there are going to be major changes to PO3. As much as I'm trying to change as little as possible, PO3 and OOTS are the messiest arcs EVER produced by Warriors and imo there's no way to salvage it without major changes.
I'm DEAD set on Lionblaze being the father of Dovewing and Hollytuft (replacing Larksong functionally); so there has to be BIG changes to his relationship with Brambleclaw or else I'm making two unacceptable exceptions for my reworked family tree. (Dove and Tiger being 1st cousins by adoption, not just fostering, and Sparkpelt being Larksong/Hollytuft's aunt by adoption, not just fostering)
(On that note ive been really careful to this point to make sure all previous 'adoptions' have been fosterings and wet nursings for this reason, but it was going to come up eventually. I am trying to count full adoptions as true siblings on the tree. As you can see, this is extremely difficult. Clans are so fucking ssMALL!!)
So... Option 1 is for Bramble to disown the three at that gathering, and Lion/Bramble never see each other as son/father ever again. Lion identifies as Squirrelflight's son with no sire OR as the forbidden son of Leafpool, Dove, Ivy, and Holly/Lark never see themselves as Tigerkin.
Option 2 is that Squirrelflight simply refuses to involve Brambleclaw in her plan with her sister. She tells him, instead, that she cheated on him and the kits are not his. When pressed on who, she invokes the Queen's Rights to not reveal. She raises the kits alone.
Neither option is completely perfect, but I have to make some sort of sacrifice here. Option 2 is less problematic for the family tree. Option 1 is closer to canon and preserves a favorite part of the PO3/OOTS angst.
#Family tree#Warrior cats family tree#Lionblaze#Brambleclaw#Tawnypelt#Mothwing#Bonefall Rewrite#Squirrelflight#Icecloud#Foxleap#Dovewing#Tigerheart
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☆ how the boxers act when drunk ☆
Moe posts without an ask?? How scandalous!!!
Glass Joe
- lightweight, cant walk properly and ends up falling to the floor on his face multiple times
- will not shut up, gets really talkative, only in french sadly
- insists on walking himself home like he can stand on his 2 feet without fighting for his life
- his english gets 100 times worse than usual
- needs to get carried or get thrown in a uber, even then, he'll usually pass out on his doorstep or at the foot of his bed
Von Kaiser
- ever watched a german grandpa transform into a philosopher? Youre about to witness it now,want to wonder "what the fuck is a potato anyway?"
- asks stuff that really makes you think, not anything meaningful but its still gonna make you think
- halfway through his ramblings he just starts dancing
- can actually walk properly, just not to the right direction
- will tell you stories and switch languages halfway through
Disco Kid
- runs away when drunk for no apparent reason or for something he completely made up on the spot, Disco what do you mean you forgot your dog in Oklahoma?? You dont even have a dog
- dances a whole lot more, except hes more likely to fall down a flight of stairs
- even happier, unlike Kaiser he can actually say meaningful stuff without changing dialects halfway through
- picks up people randomly for no reason and spins them around
King Hippo
- hes just.. gone
- passes out the second alcohol hits him
- out cold, this is why he avoids drinking
Piston Hondo
- why is he so sad?? hes just crying please take him home
- will cry over anything, including the fact that hes drunk, poor man crying over thinking hes gonna lose face when drunk
- will cry onto & into anything, bartenders arms? yeah why not, the floor? Yeah why not, will cry you a river
- so worried about losing face hes crying WHILE drunk about losing face
Bear Hugger
- jollier than santa, complete opposite of hondo
- will sing sea shanties, give out free hugs and just be happy
- aware of the fact hes drunk and using it to his advantage to say random stuff
- "i might like raw fish but i also like raw meat"
- "what."
- suprisingly good at walking, also in the right direction i might add
- more likely to laugh at thin air than usual
Great Tiger
- pure chaos, teleporting around to not fall to the floor, only to end up flopping onto another floor
- his clones turn into nightmare fuel, some missing parts of their body, some missing their face, literal body horror
- his magic just degrades into a worse version of itself
- keeps scaring people for no apparent reason
- floats around randomly when bored
Don Flamenco
- flirtier, messier & sadder
- his pick up lines sound like hes having a stroke
- if he gets rejected while drunk he'll just cry
- "hey babygirl.. Are you a 100 bucks?... Because i wanna have you"
- "no thank you"
- "EIGJJHHHSHSHHSHWAHHHHHH"
- holding onto his drinks like someones gonna take it from him, which is most likely true because he needs to be stopped
Aran Ryan
- worse than his usual self, cartwheels around, smacks people for no reason, climbs on top of things and falls then runs away
- you think Disco being a runner was bad?? hes 100 times worse, he just runs without saying anything, hes a fast runner too so hes worse
- somehow speaks irish better when hes drunk, sadly no one can understand him because no one around him knows irish
- fights people for no reason, usually ending in him needing to be held, which ends in him falling asleep
Soda Popinski
- hes just a big ball of anxiety since he was a former alcoholic
- Really worried hes gonna do something dumb so he just curls up into a ball and lays on the ground
- will go home as soon as hes drunk, poor man :(
- if he cant go home he'll try to sober up, much to his failure
- holding back tears
Bald Bull
- wayy more affectionate than usual, giddy and a bit more touchy, hes a sweetheart when drunk and due to this, some people have considered keeping him drunk to avoid his anger, this obviously wouldnt work because liver failure is not fun
- unable to get pissed off when drunk, hes just incapable of anger
- will give out hugs
- also bit of a lightweight, flailing around, trying not to fall, only to fall on his ass
- gets very giggly and laughs a whole lot
- after a few minutes, hes barely able to move and ends up needing to be carried home, even then he doesnt shut up
Super Macho Man
- still a douchebag, but a bit kinder
- very aware of the fact hes drunk, so he finishes every kind sentence with "im drunk so dont expect anything like this when im sober"
- passes out then wakes up again like a windows computer
Mr Sandman
- you cant really tell whenever hes drunk or not, the only difference is him smiling a lot more
- not really aware of the fact hes drunk, Just counts himself as tipsy
- the only person you could trust to drive drunk, except you shouldnt because drunk driving is bad
- randomly falls asleep
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#punch out headcanons#don flamenco#bald bull#piston hondo#glass joe#aran ryan#great tiger#king hippo#disco kid#wowzers moe is posting something?? without an ask?? How scandalous of him!!!
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look me in the eye (tell me i'm the one)
At long last, I've finished a WIP.
This is another little Hellcheer joint, featuring Jealous & Pining!Eddie. Angsty (angst-ish?), but it's soft at the end because I can't help myself.
Author's Note: I don't condone cheating unless it's done to Jason Carver.
(Also any cherry lip gloss and rum-and-coke references are a tribute to @majicmarker.)
If you see any typos no you didn't.
Enjoy below or on Ao3.
TITLE: look me in the eye (tell me i'm the one)
PAIRING: Eddie x Chrissy (F/M), Stranger Things s4
RATING: Mature
WORD COUNT: ~2,400
CHAPTER COUNT: 1/1
WARNINGS: Infidelity, swearing, implied sexual content, being riddled with self-doubt
He should get used to it, he thinks, as he takes another deep drag of the Marlboro he’s been nursing for entirely too long out here behind Hawkins’ dingiest bar.
Inside, away from the freezing October air, the other guys are making the most of the break between sets – and by that he means sinking beers, taking a shit, maybe chatting up the entirely disinterested bartender who’s mixing rum-and-cokes with all the enthusiasm of a substitute teacher with a lobotomy.
Really, he should be doing the same. But Eddie’s got a lot on his fucking mind right now, okay? He’s busy out here, smoking and- and wallowing, trying desperately to pull himself together, to think his way out of the lead weight that sits in his chest whenever his brain fills up with Chrissy Cunningham – which these days is pretty much every five seconds.
He’s been – what would Wayne call it? – carryin’ on with her for months now; so many inglorious weeks of sneaking around behind her dipshit boyfriend’s back. Maybe that part should weigh the heaviest on his conscience, but Eddie finds hurting Jason Carver ’s feelings only fills him with a petulant sort of glee, like the big kid in the playground holding a much-loved toy above the little kid’s head. Like shoplifting from the gas station on Chainey Avenue where they always overcharge him for cigs.
Except it’s not like that, not really, because in the end Chrissy still goes back to Jason; still slips the ugly ’86 class ring back on after she’s done fixing her makeup in the trailer’s tiny bathroom, after she’s finished wiping away their come and their kisses from her pretty pink mouth.
She still goes home to the mansion in the nice part of town and calls upJase on the family telephone; still whispers and giggles and says,“Good night, baby, sweet dreams,” to someone who is in every possible way not Eddie, smiling as Carver tells her he loves her through the handset when the only thing slicking her lips any more is the cherry lip gloss that makes Eddie a little bit sick with how much he loves it (craves it, wants to lick it off her every second of every day).
He’s spiralling again. The cigarette has burned down to the filter, and Eddie has the uncanny urge to fucking eat it; swallow down the toxic little stub and poison himself just a little bit more than he already is.
He’s been in this mood for weeks, ever since the Homecoming game when he’d had to watch Hawkins High’s King and Queen reach their absolute peak All-American-Dreaminess. The Tigers had won, of course, but Eddie wasn’t there to see it. He’d lasted all of about 20 minutes watching Chrissy’s perky ponytail bouncing around as she cheered her heart out for her golden boy, with his blue eyes and his cover-of-Bop hair and his fucking letterman jacket.
(Even Henderson had noticed. “You think you’re being subtle, Eddie? You made us fight a clone horde of brainless zombies last week."
“So?” said Eddie insolently.
“They were all named Ja’zon.”)
Fuck, does he have any right to be this bitter? This pathetic?
He’d made the rules, after all – called the shots. Told her she didn’t owe him anything, didn’t have to pretend this was something it’s not – that they are something they’re not. He wasn’t going to say a fucking word about it to anyone, wasn’t in the business of making her already hard life even harder.
“Just good things when you’re with me, sweetheart,” he’d said into her hair one day near the start, when she’d looked like she was about to cry from guilt, and he’d cradled her against his chest with soft words and easy promises.“Just good thoughts, ok?”
He’d kissed her cheek and behind her ear, breathed in her perfume – flowery and sugar-sweet, just like her – and bit his lip so he didn’t cry too.
God, he was such a fucking martyr. And for what? For the tiny scraps of Chrissy Cunningham’s affection he could snatch whenever she had the time.
No, that wasn’t fair.
There was something deeper there, the way she felt about him; he was more than just her shoulder to cry on, more than stress relief or escapism or slumming it or whatever the fuck anyone else would say if they knew.
Because in between the heady slide of lips and teeth and tongue, in between the hours spent with his fingers or his mouth or his cock between her thighs, after sunset but before dawn, there were these moments. These fragments of her he’d cling onto, when she told him secrets and listened to him ramble on about Scott Ian or Lord of the Rings or a thousand other things that were probably boring her to tears – except she never looked bored, not once.
(Sort of how he looked when she talked aboutThe Breakfast Club or that brother and sister that won the silver at the Winter Olympics for the first time in, like, 20 years Eddie, it was amazing. Chrissy was obsessed with figure skating, and suddenly Eddie was obsessed with how obsessed Chrissy was with probably the most ridiculous sport he’d ever seen – not that he’d seen all that many sports, but still.)
So, yeah, she’s never called him baby at 9pm on her parents’ phone, but he knows she likes Pop-Tarts raw instead of toasted (what the fuck), and he knows how she chews the end of her ponytail when she’s deep in thought, and he knows her favourite subject is actually Wood Shop, of all things, because she gets to feel useful, gets to make things.
Ok, so maybe all of that is surface-level shit; Carver probably knows all of that too.
But Eddie also knows where to put his tongue to make her come so hard she cries; make her say his name over and over and over as she turns boneless and glowing in his arms – and that’s something Jason’s never had, even if he’s had all of her “I love you”s.
In fact, what Eddie has is almost better, isn’t it?Almost.
In any case, it’s time to head back inside – he can hear Jeff’s mock-announcer voice over the speaker system: Eddie Munson to the stage please, Eddie Munson – so he crushes the butt under the heel of his Docs and tramps up the stairs past the back room where all their shit is lying on the ground next to a bunch of tapped-out kegs, and that’s what he fucking feels like, actually. Tapped out.
But duty calls; he can’t let down the five drunks, even if he’s never felt less like whipping out a face-melting solo on Julia.
Except when he slinks out onto the tiny, sticky stage, it’s not five drunks in the audience – there is a sixth person in the, well, he can’t call it a crowd, but in the room, and she’s never looked more out of place perched on a bar stool next to the Hideout’s usuals, sipping daintily from the straw in her bubbly highball glass.
Her hair is just this side of strawberry blonde. She’s wearing a cropped pink sweater and a pair of acid-washed jeans and her usual pristine white Reeboks – the undersides of which are almost certainly now coated with god-knows-what from the bar’s sticky floorboards. She looks up at him from under mascaraed lashes and purple eyeshadow, and she winks.
Chrissy Cunningham is in the building.
* *
He can barely remember the rest of their set. It’s like his body is possessed – like he’s mainlining electricity as his fingers fly over the fretboard, the blood red pick almost splitting with the force as he strums out the chords.
He does remember right after they finish; he’s dripping in sweat, and he looks up and Chrissy’s clapping and cheering, beaming up at him like he’s Christmas morning, like he’s birthday cake and the first day of summer and a perfectly rolled joint all at once.
At least, that’s what it feels like. But maybe she’s just smiling because she’s a smiley sort of girl; maybe she’s just nice, maybe she cares about him just enough not to tear his heart to shreds, and instead she’ll gently fray them with all her niceness until they’re paper thin and useless anyway. (Maybe tearing would have been better. Quicker.)
He lifts Julia over his head and sets her gently on the stand, meets Chrissy’s eye and nods his head toward the back room so she’ll know to meet him there.
When she almost skips through the door five minutes later, she’s holding a beer, which she hands to him as he grabs his spare T-shirt from his moth-eaten backpack.
“I thought you might be thirsty,” she half-grins as he takes the cold bottle from her dainty fingers, and her nails have little glittery stars glued to them, because of course they do.
Careful to keep his expression neutral, Eddie just nods, takes a swig, sets the bottle down on the floor as he swaps his sweaty Iron Maiden tour shirt for the homemade one with his demon witch illustration. He had to go all the way to Fort Wayne to get it screen printed, and the store had almost kicked him out when they’d seen the design, looking up at him with burgeoning horror.
“What are you doing here, Chrissy?” he says (but what he means is, “I can’t keep doing this,” only he doesn’t trust himself to say that, because he’d regret it a second after it leaves his lips – no matter how true it is).
Chrissy licks her lips as she watches him change, and there’s an odd expression on her face now – the little wrinkle between her brows is back, like she can’t quite figure something out.
“Are you-” she says, hesitant.
“Am I what?” he replies, maybe a little sharper than he means, but fuck, he’s in his head now; he can’t stop thinking about her and her stupid boyfriend, the man she’s probably going to marry 18 months from now.
Eddie will spend the next hour or so wrapped in her body, chopping his stupid heart up into tiny little pieces for her to eat at her leisure, and then tomorrow she’ll go and meet Carver for Saturday breakfast and he'll feed her pancakes and kiss her in the sunshine, right in front of everyone, and all the town’s old ladies will smile and coo their approval. Ah, young love, now that takes me back!, they will surely say.
(And it’s not like Eddie’s ever needed the approval of the gossipy, God-fearing townsfolk of Hawkins, Indiana, but maybe, for once, it’d be nice to have it.)
Chrissy’s face crumples a little in the silence.
“Are you mad I’m here?” she almost whispers.
He sighs, runs a hand through his hair. “Why would I be mad about that?”
“Was it too much, before? I’m sorry, I’m so embarrassing, I-" She looks like she’s going to cry. “I shouldn’t have come.”
He turns to look at her properly, and all his resolve splinters. She's really broken up; biting her lip, eyes downcast, like she’s hurt him on purpose or something.
He can’t help it; he closes the distance between them, folds her up in his arms – god, he probably reeks even with the new shirt – and ducks his head so he can rest his cheek against hers.
“I’m not angry, Chrissy, really – I… Why did you come?” he says softly.
She sniffles a little. “I-I wanted to see you, I couldn’t wait.”
“Couldn’t wait for what?” he says, pressing a tiny kiss to the corner of her eye, just brushing his lips there, next to the butterfly wing beat of her eyelashes. He’s cupping the back of her lovely head, and it fits against his palm like it was always meant to rest there.
“I had to tell you,” she says, and there’s a desperate sincerity in her voice.
Oh fuck.
She’s not… She couldn’t be. They’d been careful; God knows Wayne had given him enough lectures about gettin’ a girl in trouble over the years – had left a pack of Trojans discreetly in Eddie’s bedside drawer the day he turned 16.
Mentally, he’s already calculating how much gas he’ll need for the drive to Indianapolis, to the clinic with the white doors where he’d taken Shayna, their neighbour on the side that wasn’t the Mayfields', last summer (not like that; she couldn’t tell her dad, and she didn’t have any other friends with a car).
“Being real cryptic tonight, Cunningham,” he says quietly, heart in his absolute throat.
Except… Chrissy had looked so happy before now; seemed so excited to tell him. His mind races. Maybe they can work it out? He’ll get a job at the plant with Wayne, play more gigs –paying gigs – on the weekends, save up enough to trade the van for something safer, something with an actual back seat where they can clip in a baby carrier. She can still go to college. If the next few words out of her mouth are what he thinks they’ll be-
They aren’t.
“I broke up with Jason,” says Chrissy, and there’s a quiver in her voice, but it doesn’t break.
Oh shit.
It takes a second to sink in, but then Eddie feels like a fucking firework. He can’t believe it. He must have heard her wrong. He exhales shakily over her skin, presses a kiss underneath her ear.
“Really?” he whispers, and his lovesick heart is tramping a drumline inside his ribcage, like it’s going to burst out of his chest and climb inside hers instead.
“Really,” she whispers back, and she tilts her chin to kiss him properly – to press her lips against his, to slide her tongue between and make him even more crazy for her than he already is.
A blissful moment, then he pulls back, rests their foreheads together. “What does that mean?”
“Huh?” says Chrissy, eyes still glassy. She’s staring at his mouth.
Eddie sighs again, rubs a thumb over her kiss-swollen lips.
“Are you going to run away to Chicago now, like we talked about? College girl in the big city… ”
She smiles, kisses his fingertip, and her next words make all his dreams come true.
“Only if you’ll come with me.”
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