Zuko, trying to join the Kyoshi Warriors: Why not?
Suki: No boys allowed.
Zuko: You let Sokka joined!
Suki: Boys. As in plural. That slot is full. No more.
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Dick: Hey, I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?
Wally, the simp™ West: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.
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Lenore: Let’s settle this cat fight in the ring!
Annabel: let’s settle this… in bed
Lenore: in the RING!
Annabel: in BED!
Lenore: IN THE RING
Annabel: IN BED
Lenore: … FINE!
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...someone just accidentally played the first like. second or two of carmelldansen very quietly in a giant cafeteria and i swear at least ten people just looked up and glared. activated a sleeper agent.
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(deranged) i should read horimiya
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Matt: Hey, do you want a quickie?
Frank: W-What?!
Matt: Ya know, one of those cake things.
Frank: You mean a fucking QUICHE!?
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interesting merch observation!
back in the spring i ordered one of the tour t-shirts from her website (the white one, no text on back) and it was super amazing quality. the softest fabric ever and the print seems to be really excellent quality.
when her store had its cyber monday sale, i decided to get another one because i love it so much and i'm scared of ruining it so i wanted a backup just in case. i'm just comparing them now and they are different!
the one i bought in the spring was made in egypt, and this new one was made in china. both are the same size, but the one made in china is significantly larger - longer by about 2"! and the print quality is different- when i run my hand over it, the texture is really rough, whereas the one made in egypt is almost seamless with the fabric, i can barely feel it. the one made in china is also a very soft thick cotton, but comparing them side by side it's noticeably less nice.
i'm worried about this new one fading in the wash like the ones sold at the stadiums, but i'll just try to be very careful with it. i wonder what the story is behind the differences! probably production costs and demand, but it's a shame that it's a different product.
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I heard that you can walk on water during the full moon is that true?
only on saturdays!
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astarion origin playthrough, i've somehow made it to the goblin camp without anyone knowing he's a vamp?
not gonna lie, i'm kinda baffled there seems to only be one scene where you're forced to consider biting your companions? and there's no prompting from the narrator/dialogue to bite people or resist your hunger? in the only origin cutscene i've had, i chose to go after an animal instead of my party because it was literally the first night and it just never got brought up again?
i'm torn between trying to see how long i can keep it a secret vs. wanting to see if i'll get more content and dialogue after confessing.
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hanging out with my coworkers is such a delight miss me with that i hate my coworkers lifestyle i go out to drink sangria with mine to simultaneously juggle conversations between ingmar bergmans daughter, stand up comedy bits, the question of how much is lost in translating ancient greek and planning on how to steal passion fruit that was ripe for the taking in this very specific open space
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(oc) i dont think im ever properly finising this so yall get the half rendered version love and light
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