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effervescentluminescence · 1 year

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“Progress isn’t linear” is an important idea to hold onto most of the time, with one of the few exceptions being ‘when you’re writing the series finale of a tv show.’

#ted lasso #i would not be surprised if we get a s4 #they set up a perfect little ending with Ted’s dream #for everyone but Ted #come on that final shot was not the face of a guy who is satisfied with how things turned out #i did mostly like it but #also the way they opened it implying tedbecca canon was just mean #and I don’t even ship them #and tbh krj ot3 went exactly how I hoped bc there will be more fic this way #Roy and Jaimie going full Neanderthal I hated it but oh I did laugh yes I did #keeley had the brain cell that day #but it felt like a regression that goes to my actual point #like #wtf is going on there now?

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yabakuboi · 1 month

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There's an incredibly pretty girl at the front desk in Family Video, and Steve—Eddie's boyfriend of eight months—is leaning over the counter with a sly smile and half-lidded eyes.

Eddie pauses in the doorway, struck dumb for a moment as he takes in the scene, and then gleefully ducks down behind the nearest shelf.

"So tell me," Steve says, all low and intimate. "What kind of movie were you looking for?"

"Um," the girl says. She doesn't sound very enthusiastic—barely indulgent at best. Eddie wishes he could see, but any sight of him will ruin Steve's chances right now. He's got a pretty good mental picture though. "I really like those old black and white movies, the really glamorous ones, you know?"

"Oh, totally," Steve sighs, like he's swooning. "Like Cary Grant, Clarke Gabel?" Eddie can practically hear his smirk. "Katharine Hepburn? Ginger Rogers?"

"Oh, I love Ginger Rogers!"

"Really?" Steve says matching her excitement. "Well, you're just in luck! Robin here knows all about those old black and white movies, don't you Robin?"

Eddie presses a hand to his mouth to hide his snickering. Robin had looked like a hooked fish when he'd walked in, she's gotta be gaping stupidly right now. "Uuuh," he hears her mumbling, and tries not to snort too loud. "Y-Yeah, uh, golden age of Hollywood stuff, absolutely. I could? Show you where they are?"

"Oh my gosh, that would be amazing!" the girl says, her interest in the conversation now warmed by several degrees. Eddie is still a little in awe of how well his boyfriend can sniff out gay girls.

"I got the front here, Robin," Steve cuts in smoothly. "You ladies take your time, make sure you pick out a good one!"

Eddie waits another beat, listening at their footsteps shuffle away, before he pops up from behind the shelf. Steve, lighting up like a Christmas tree, beams at him.

"Am I a genius or what?" he whispers, grinning ear to ear.

"Your lesbian powers know no equal," Eddie says just as quietly, taking the girl's spot at the counter, leaning into Steve's space. Steve happily mirrors him, until they're tucked together, the world narrowing down to the two of them. It's Eddie's favorite place to be. "All hail Steve Harrington, blessid he, lesbian whisper. Come to aid all useless queers in the fight against singledom."

"Thank you, thank you," Steve says with an air of novel benevolence. "I promise to only use my powers for good."

"Dingus. Doofus."

They jump away from each other as if shocked. Robin glowers at them both, but the pretty girl behind her is giggling and standing way too close for friendly, just at Robin's elbow.

"Move it, lovebirds," she hisses as she rounds the desk. "I need to check Claire out."

"I think you already have," Steve says. His smile this time is down right evil.

Robin actually hisses at him, and hip checks him away from the register. Eddie does a bow, sweeping his arm out to give Claire the prime spot in front of the desk, before he turns back to Steve.

"My dear, if you could please," he simpers, all posh and nasally. "Show me to your finest, grossest horror movie, thank you my good sir."

"Ugh," Steve groans already heading off into the shelves, not waiting for Eddie to follow. "You're lucky I love you, Ed. Shit gives me nightmares."

"I know," Eddie sings, chasing him. "I love you too."

#steddie #stobin #steve is the barney to robin's ted mosbey #what a horrifying sentence but the sentiment is there #oh no a himym steddie + buckingham au when???#ANYWAYS just imagine the store is totally empty and steve saw this chick at dyke night when robin dragged him along one time #so he felt super confident in the safety of being a lil more open #this was silly i actually wanted to write it about eddie being in love with steve's evil nasty face when he brutally roasts robin/everyone #instead it was this thank you for your time #my steddies

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ohhyperbola · 2 months

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Him again.

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jatersade · 1 year

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another excellent moment: in the locker room when the guys were like “well statistically like 10% of people are gay so there’s probably more than one gay person in here right now” and EVERYBODY looked at Jamie and when he realized why they were all staring at him he was like

#‘I’m flattered’ he says. BABY EVERYONE KNOWS YOU LIKE MEN!!!!!!#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #posts by sj

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obisamya · 1 year

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I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids. I mean, Jamie is an ace, right? You know, whose attitude turned him into a seven of clubs. So then we bring in another fella to help turn him back into an ace and then that fella ends up being an ace himself. And so now we got two aces. TED LASSO (2020 - 2023)

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tledit #tedlassosource #dani rojas #jamie tartt #cristo fernández #phil dunster #gifs.#everyone else moved on but i stayed here

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arttuff · 3 months

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theyre chillin

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nancywheeeler · 1 year

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hopeless time loop. the way out isn’t to save everyone. the way out isn’t to save even one person. the way out isn’t to change anything. the way out is accepting how it happened the first time is how it always will be. that’s how you acted, that’s how they acted, that’s how you would have acted every time if you weren’t given the curse of hindsight. the way out is accepting you can’t fix the past; you can only forgive yourself for it.

#there's this game i love called little hope that plays with these ideas (though not with a time loop)#i do love time loops narratives that explore how a person is confronted with their life and their choices #when forced to live the same day over and over again #and i LOVE time loops that try to reverse mistakes made and lives lost #but to see a character put themselves through loops upon loops upon loops #trying to rectify past mistakes (especially in the case where people died) only to be confronted with the reality it isn't working #and even in a loop where they save everyone the loop just resets #because the universe is essentially saying 'no that isn't how it happened and you know that's not how it happened'#it compels me!#i feel similarly about time travel where time 'fights back'#like this idea that there is a central timeline that time does not like being diverted from #so it will try to course correct itself #you save lincoln from an assassination only for him to die in a train crash #it's a cool way to confront the idea of fate #anyway all tragedies are hopeless time loops thank you for coming to my ted talk #a shout into the void #1k

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pretentiouskneecaps · 1 year

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okay but also the absolute king move of bringing home both of the people whose posters are on your bedroom wall home to meet your mom at the same time. no one is doing it like Jamie

#like i know he’s rich and famous in the same circles as them BUT STILL #also he didn’t even intend to they followed him!!!#after I finished the ep my brain was overwhelmed and now the floodgates are open sorry everyone #jamie tartt #ted lasso

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yourlocalabomination · 7 months

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*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.

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lunar-years · 7 days

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I love how Roy just so happens to be a part of every major friend group on Ted Lasso. Friendly with Keeley even when she was dating Jamie (whilst hating Jamie), friendly with Rebecca whereas most of the team is much more distanced from her, in later seasons friends with the team as their former captain, friends with the Diamond Dogs and coaches, best friends with Jamie, Beard's best man, friends with the Chelsea staff members, friends with the yoga moms... The idea of him being in like 20 different group chats with different groupings of the same people, and replying/participating in none of them, greatly amuses me

#roy kent #obviously everyone in tl is friendly enough with everyone else by the end of it #but Roy like. really filters into every friend group despite barely trying #he's just That Girl!#ted lasso

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roughroadhaley · 1 year

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she could’ve done it

#ted lasso #roy x keeley x jamie #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #(psa I don’t really ship them so sorry to everyone following me bc of this lmao)

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moonlights-delight · 26 days

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Guys. Can we PLEASE talk about how hideous Ted’s outfit is in the IHNMAIMS game is? It is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Like girl… what the fuck is this. What’s with the damn jacket around his shoulder? WHAT IS THE REASON?! He looks like one of the sweater bros from the Amazing World of Gumball.

Okay I can get behind the turtleneck and vest I GUESS. Actually no the sweater on sweater combo is terrible. Even if the vest isn’t a sweater vest, like… a suit vest over a turtleneck? GOOD LORD GET A BETTER OUTFIT!!! AND AT LEAST WEAR THAT DAMN JACKET PROPERLY!!!! AND THE COLORS- The black pants? Good yes very nice good job Ted! The green turtle neck? Sure thats a nice green! The brown vest? Uh.. okay.. its alright I guess. The brown doesn’t really fit but whatever. THE WHITE JACKET AROUND THE SHOULDERS?? NO FUCK YOU TED!! GET A BETTER OUTFIT!!!!

Alright I’m done now. Someone has to agree with me tho right?

#i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #ted #ihnmaims ted #GET RID OF IT #BURN ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES #THANK GOD AM TURNED YOU INTO A GLOB #SPARING EVERYONE FROM YOUR HORRIBLE FASHION SENSE

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originalartblog · 8 months

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Question, is there tiny soukoku corruption??????

With big Chuuya around I don't think Tiny would ever need to use Corruption. His tiny gravity manipulation isn't as strong.

But you got it in my head so let's picture it: there is this 3cm-tall dude that faintly glows red and throws deadly baseballs around. He's fast, dangerous, and, again, 3cm tall. Good luck catching, or even spotting him.

It's Chuuya who ends up having to catch him and throw him at Dazai like a ping pong ball so Dazai can nullify him. Or maybe throw Tinyzai at him. Your pick.

and then Tiny rolls over and starts snoring the hurt away because he's Chuuya and he's just built different.

tiny snore

#you made me think about it and therefore i'm making it everyone's problem #bonus for maximum hurt/comfort:#imagine both chuuyas ended up using corruption here and since the dazais (and/or anyone else there) can't catch tiniya-#-chuuya ends up getting back up and going after him like described above before passing out #thank you for coming to my ted talk #once again thank you remi for the brainstorm <3 #tiny skk adventures #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #skk #soukoku #nawy's doodles #ask answered

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hubba1892 · 5 months

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Jürgen Klopp - Best of 2023

#cw: flashing lights #this could have been so much longer #didn't want to choose one hug so didn't include them #but I think when he went and hugged everyone after the Newcaslte game might be one of my favourite gifsets of the year #anyway your manager could never #Jürgen Klopp #Jurgen Klopp #LFC #Liverpool FC #22/23 #23/24 #tempted to tag this as Ted Lasso #meins

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jarrows · 7 months

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extremely late to the party, but s3 trent was great :)

#ted lasso #trent crimm #very on brand that my first post back after a bit is just a bunch of trents lol #also #hello everyone! 👋#been awhile!!#thanks for all the nice messages while i was away!#i'll be going through those and trying to respond here shortly #sorry to be away for so long!!

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leupagus · 1 year

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Ted Lasso, the character, is one of the only representations of 'sometimes getting better with your mental health issues means that you are less visibly happy, and that is okay, because you are not required to be happy in order to be loved' out there and I am really discouraged that so much of the audience is angry at that.

#ted lasso #the guy we meet in season one is so so so much sadder and is suffering so much more #than the guy we say goodbye to in season three #but the guy in season three doesn't crack as many jokes and doesn't grin and laugh at every opportunity #I really didn't expect the fandom to interpret that as 'he's even worse off than before!'#when the fact is that when you're able to have an inherent sense of self-worth rather than relying on Doing Everything Right #that you become less manic about making sure everyone likes you all the time #which is what ted did for the first two seasons #I dunno I just wish there was more room for this kind of character #and... for this kind of person #believe mothereffers #theodore lasso

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