Danny, due to his biology of being half dead, can eat very questionable things and not die.
He decides to start a youtube channel with this.
He buys obvious shitty supplements online, clear and obvious scams, and takes them as directed for a month.
Then he reports what they did to him, and sends the samples to get tested. He's gotten more than a few scammers arrested by providing solid evidence that they used hazardous materials to make their product.
He gets away with this by claiming to have the power of abnormal metabolism, or an "iron stomach", so toxins aren't as likely to hurt him.
One of his viewers sends him an unmarked bottle of pills, saying that if he doesn't take the entire bottle on a livestream, they'll blow up a city.
Danny does his livestream, and goes out of his way to use the entire bottle of pills in extravagant recipes. By the end of it he's created a five course meal, all with the pills cooked/melted in, and it's become a mukbang.
The villain who sent it is watching the livestream pissed off, because they didn't specify how to take the pills, so this technically counts. The heroes they have trapped are losing their minds with concern.
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RED VS BLUE FOOD CHALLENGE | TEAM FORTRESS 2 RED VERSUS BLU MUKBANG | EATING SOUNDS | LYCANTRIN
I think everymerc should make content farm themed art of the TF2 mercs like- draw them making mukbangs or playing doctor or pregnant or some shit i think it'd be really silly and funny send post send post send post send pos-
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ok so i've been watching lots of mukbang compilations recently and this has been haunting me for months: yuuri and viktor trying to cook and eat spicy noodles as guests on a popular media channel.
but like, they aren't even trying to be quiet, especially viktor. they talk a lot, there's a bit of casual chaos going on, they are laughing and getting interviewed while they are cooking the noodles. they're just about to eat when yuuri realises something is wrong. the noodles are as white as his husband's buttcheeks.
he pauses, trying to process what just happened because those noodles look nasty and turns to his husband. viktor is looking at the camera like a kid got caught while stealing cookies.
"viktor?"
"hm?"
"did you do something?"
"nooo."
"viktor."
only then viktor takes out packages of spicy sauce from god knows where he's been hiding them.
"i was so scared that you're going to put so much spice in them and-" he stops talking because yuuri is laughing so hard. he starts to laugh too with the adrenaline of getting caught.
"i wouldn't put so much in yours if you told me."
"i know."
"you are ridiculous."
"i know."
yuuri pours the spicy sauce in his noodles while still laughing about viktor's antics, viktor screams when his husband moves to pour some sauce in his noodles. in the end, they sit and eat their noodles.
(there are more than thousand tweets about viktor's white ass noodles and his zero spice tolerance. yuuri is reminded once again that he's married a white man that cries and runs to the bathroom whenever he eats a little spice.)
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Mukbang
“Are we recording? Yeah? Okay…
Hello fans! Welcome to my cozy corner of the universal wide web! Allow me to introduce myself, I am Dri.ft, Third in Command of the Lo.st lig.ht- as if you don’t know, right? Heh heh.
But anyways, as you can see I have quite a spread of delightful foods to sample. What a smorgasbord, right? Just look at all these colorful meals. And the aroma is tantalizing, filling my soul with such positive and divine energy! I swear my tastebuds just awakened with this alluring vision in front of me… pardon me if I start to drool.
It’s like the Celebration of Life feast I attended back in Cry.stal City, except I’m the only one eating! I’m not even confident I’ll be able to finish… there’s just so many dishes to taste. Look at all these platters. Do you spot any of your favorites? Good thing I brought my appetite, this is sure to be a wonderful culinary adventure!
Now, I hope you brought the conversation!
I’m sure you know the drill. Seeing how I keep getting pings of random questions from you adoring fans, I figured why not do a live show in which we share a scrumptious meal and engaging conversation together. I sure hope you brought your curiosity…. And your appetite!
So, if you ever had a question or wish to hear my views on the spiritual world- well, views on anything, feel free to send in a DM for me to answer… or ramble on about, as Rat.chet tells me. He’s such a grump at times, right? But how I love him so….but that’s a whole other topic right there.
And for those shy viewers out there, don’t worry, you can send your topics of discussion anonymously if you wish. Your identity will be safe, I swear! But there’s no reason to be shy, I won’t bite… unless you’re into that kind of thing…. I’m just teasing, sweet sparks! This is a safe space here, no judgement!
So, without any further ado, let’s get this mukbang started- I’m starving and simply cannot wait to sink my teeth into this feast- and to share such an intimate meal with you all.
Let’s spend this evening together with tasty food and engaging conversation!”
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If you wish to play, send in asks/notes/responses of any topics/questions/statements you wish to have answered/discussed by Dr.ift. You can ask anonymously (if not on Tumblr, state ‘Keep Anon’ in your message. You can make u a screen name/handle if you wish- just state what to use). Asks will not be responded to on Tumblr messaging system, on other accounts may get a response that I received the ask. Just have to wait for the next update to see the response.
The goal here is to not only show pictures of Dri.ft’s progress of food consumption, but to have a fun writing excerpt to go along with this as well.
Let’s keep this feasting- and conversation going!
Have fun!
(Please don’t get super vulgar with the send ins. Updates to this will start once I get done next pic and topics written about)
Reblogs appreciated to keep the game going!
next one: https://www.tumblr.com/siberat/734727610726219776/lets-get-this-party-started-right-my-first?source=share
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今回の動画では、無性に小籠包と麺が食べたい、でも一人でレストランで食べるのもちょっと。。と思い、マンハッタンのチャイナタウンに行ってテイクアウトして、お家で一人小籠包パーティ! 街歩きの途中でお腹空きすぎて、餃子買い食いしちゃったけど。どれもこれもとっても美味しいかったー! 良ければご覧ください!🥟🍜🍺😋
My new video is up and it’s all about me going to get dim sum in Chinatown (Manhattan, NY)!
It’s intimidating to sit alone at a dim sum restaurant but I wanted to eat dimsum so much… so I went to Chinatown and got takeout!
Watch the video to find out what I got!! 😉 Enjoy!!
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Ryan -
i think its funny to think about someone offering him to Do his makeup (as hes a roach) but also the way you probably meant it, that hed be Doing the makeup on the roach himself. which hes also Not interested in doing. anjdkfakjs rip this roach that does want that.
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