ok so i've been watching lots of mukbang compilations recently and this has been haunting me for months: yuuri and viktor trying to cook and eat spicy noodles as guests on a popular media channel.
but like, they aren't even trying to be quiet, especially viktor. they talk a lot, there's a bit of casual chaos going on, they are laughing and getting interviewed while they are cooking the noodles. they're just about to eat when yuuri realises something is wrong. the noodles are as white as his husband's buttcheeks.
he pauses, trying to process what just happened because those noodles look nasty and turns to his husband. viktor is looking at the camera like a kid got caught while stealing cookies.
"viktor?"
"hm?"
"did you do something?"
"nooo."
"viktor."
only then viktor takes out packages of spicy sauce from god knows where he's been hiding them.
"i was so scared that you're going to put so much spice in them and-" he stops talking because yuuri is laughing so hard. he starts to laugh too with the adrenaline of getting caught.
"i wouldn't put so much in yours if you told me."
"i know."
"you are ridiculous."
"i know."
yuuri pours the spicy sauce in his noodles while still laughing about viktor's antics, viktor screams when his husband moves to pour some sauce in his noodles. in the end, they sit and eat their noodles.
(there are more than thousand tweets about viktor's white ass noodles and his zero spice tolerance. yuuri is reminded once again that he's married a white man that cries and runs to the bathroom whenever he eats a little spice.)
I do not like ASMR or Mukbangs and they generally are unpleasant on the ears for me yet HERE I AM WATCHING AN ASMR MUKBANG VIDEO BCUZ I FIND IT FUNNY FOR SOME REASON listen I don't understand my sense of humour either WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME LMAO
Not me realizing that my feelings and anxieties about feeling like a real person with a personality and genuine identity is likely very strongly linked to autistic masking