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chicademartinica · 2 months

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Me : Thank you but I don’t watch reality tv with actors or idols.

GMMtv : It’s about food. THAI STREET FOOD. And no pairings. And GUN.

Me : I might watch the first episode.

#fully booked reality show #gun atthaphan #pond naravit #dunk natachai #book kasidet #force jiratchapong #earth pirapat #cooking show #gmmtv

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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months

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I was on a cooking show and Mickey Mouse was the judge and he was very mean.

#dream #text #mickey mouse #cooking show #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

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ryanwiseman · 2 years

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Imagine if we had a show with Gordon Ramsey where he works with anxious adults that struggle with cooking. And it’s like him on Master Chef junior:

Struggling adult: I left the ribs on for 15 minutes too long I’m a failure

Gordon Ramsey: I’m fucked that you think you’ve failed when I’ve seen some fucker do 76 hour ribs when it was meant to be 72 hour ribs and they didn’t come close to tasting like it would my grandmother’s ashes. A little 15 minutes extra is okay, you’re doing a great job

#gordon ramsay #gordon ramsey meme #cooking show #cooking memes

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moregaythanyourealized · 5 months

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Gordon Ramsay at the three bears house: Aw bollocks, this one’s too hot and this one’s too cold, did you not cook them in the same oven you donkey? Un-fucking-believable.

#shitpost #gordon ramsey #gordon ramsay #cooking show #kitchen nightmares #three bears #goldilocks

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dungeonmalcontent · 17 days

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Seen a lot of fantasy TV trope posts, like what TV shows would be extremely popular for different fantasy races and stuff.

But everyone gets orcs wrong. They treat orcs like cavemen. And even then. It would still be wrong.

Orcs would have cooking competition shows. Like, there'd be two teams stationed at a temporary bbq pit and they'd be competing to feed two armies of historical battle reenactors using authentic gear. There might be some where they have to catch wild game, but the show goes on through the prep for smoking, and then the prep for campfire style bread rolls, and foraged vegetable sides, rubs and sauces, and how to preserve leftovers for later consumption as traditional army/hunting party cooks would have done. And there would be one orc head chef who has been competing on this show for years and is a fan favorite because he always finds a way to include this weird cinnamon bark tea into something or the camera just cuts to kind of a behind the scenes of him just chugging a tankard of it to stay awake behind his tent as the show goes on. And one of the big challenges is getting the chefs to use words when they're on camera, because they're so in tune with their teams that they just sort of stomp, glare, growl, and nod to communicate because they're equal parts hunting unit and extremely efficient kitchen crew. Also the chef's spouses are there, husband or wife doesn't matter, to provide moral support and cheer when something blows up in their opponents kitchen (and also to grab some food when it's all done).

#fantasy #writing #world building #fantasy tv #cooking show

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wholockedandwolfedout · 1 year

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Okay, new idea for a cooking show. You (being anyone in the general public) send in a video of yourself cooking a regular dinner recipe, doesn’t have to be fancy or elaborate, just something you and your household would eat for dinner. You also send in a copy of the recipe. The video is then watched by a panel of three judges including Gordon Ramsay, B Dylan Hollis, and a celebrity host. They keep a running commentary of the video, explaining what you’re doing, judging it, judging themselves when what you do works despite their negativity, etc. When the video is finished there is a musical interlude courtesy of Dylan and his accordion. Afterwards, Gordon and Dylan both try to duplicate the recipe; Gordon trying to follow along with the video, whilst Dylan follows the provided recipe in his own fantastic Dylan fashion. Chaos ensues and in the end the three judges decide who did the recipe best.

I dunno about you but what I cook vs what the recipe says is usually vastly different and I think the juxtaposition would be wonderful.

#cooking #cooking show #gordon ramsay #b dylan hollis #chaos #accordian #recipies #home recipe #food #good food

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sashabeauty87 · 5 days

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Lifestyle/Cooking show!!!! Also, I’m intrigued by the Polo series since reading that the showrunner/executive producer is behind “Welcome to Wexham”

#meghan markle #prince harry #archewell productions #cooking show

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qwerty-between-the-lines · 7 months

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Announcer: ...and our four contestants are ready. They will have 1 hour to put together their dishes. Before we get started, let's go to the floor and put our contestants in the hotseat.

Interviewer: First up, hailing from the US's very own NYC. Perseus ssss Jackson! How are you feeling, Percy?

Percy: I'm doing alright, thanks.

Interviewer: What do you have planned for the judges today?

Percy: I'm doing seafood.

Announcer: Seafood. No surprises from the son of Poseidon. Let's go now to Leo Valdez.

Interviewer: Hailing from the southern metropolis of Houston, Texas. It's the senior counselor of the Hephaestus cabin at Camp Half-Blood. Give it up for Leo Valdez!

Leo: WASSUP everybody!?

Interviewer: You seem excited.

Leo: Nah, that's just how I roll. I'd like to take a moment to say - let's everybody do the Team Leo!

Interviewer: What you have planned for us Leo?

Leo: Hispanic food! I do it best...

Interviewer: Confident, ain't he?

Announcer: That's Leo Valdez, folks. Now we go to our third contestant.

Interviewer: Let's all put our hands together for Athena's own daughter, Annabeth Chase. How're you feeling Annabeth?

Annabeth: I'm feeling great.

Interviewer: Psyched to win it?

Annabeth: You know it!

Interviewer: What are you cooking up for us today?

Annabeth: I'm doing desserts.

Announcer: Desserts! A bold choice from the daughter of Athena. Time will tell if Annabeth's desserts blow the judges away and send her home with the grand prize. Now let's go to our last contestant.

Interviewer: Our last contestant is His Grace, the Ambassador of Hades. The Ghost King himself. Nico di Angelo! How are you doing Nico?

Nico: Okay, I guess...

Interviewer: What are you cooking up for us?

Nico: I'm doing dishes with black ingredients.

Announcer: Another bold choice from this son of Hades. I think it is safe to say that our judges can look forward to a diverse spread of food at the end of the night. Now, let's get it started. One hour on the clock! Contestants... GO!

Percy

-starts placing large lettuce leaves on plates

-chops up onions

-dices potatoes

-cuts deboned fish into thin slices

-squeezes mayo into a bowl

-finely chops up two whole dill pickles

-measures out 1/4 cup of lemon juice

Announcer: I think it seems obvious that the son of Poseidon is preparing some kind of fish dish and tartar sauce, but what are the diced potatoes and onions for? It's anyone's guess, folks.

Leo

-chops up two tomatoes and two bell peppers

-opens two cans of refried beans

-starts rolling out corn flour flat

-starts ground pork to frying on low heat

-makes a four-cheese blend

Announcer: Leo appears to have two dishes underway already. One is probably tacos, but the corn flour is an interesting choice. What's he doing now?

Interviewer: Can you tell us what you're planning with the corn flour?

Leo: Sure. I'm making pupusas.

Announcer: ...and it is! Pupusas! A rather unexpected pleasure for our judges.

Annabeth

-whips up chocolate pudding mix

-crushes up graham crackers

-starts whipping cream

-breaks 3 eggs into a bowl

-starts adding two tablespoons of peanut butter,

Announcer: It looks like the daughter of Athena might be making peanut butter cookies. Clearly the pudding and the graham crackers are intended for something else. What could the whipped cream be for?

Nico

-stirs together blackberries, amaretto, and corn starch in a bowl

-sets premade pie crust on the counter

-starts black beans on low in a food processer

-starts melting cheese

-slices up two egg plants

-pours rice into rice cooker

Announcer: The son of Hades is fast on his feet. Watch him go folks! He already has what appears to be at least three dishes in the works. It's a little early to call, but the competition starts with Nico clearly in the lead.

(in audience) Will: Go Nico! Yeah!

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christelgothamite · 2 years

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Gotham cooking shows are... From another word....

Like this one girl is probably a witch. (how does one serve live snakes as food and then make them into soup in ten seconds????)

One guy brought killer Croc as his secondary chief aka his partner. Which resulted in batman also attending the cooking show just in case.

another guy is.... Most likely a cannabal... Batman arrested him...

Also the girl with green hair is probably Punchline in disguise.

.....cant wait for tomorrow's episode.

#only in gotham #batman #gotham city #gotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp #killer croc #punchline #cooking show

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godsavetheanimalz · 2 years

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ryuk goes on masterchef

#ryuk #death note #masterchef #cooking show #dall e #dall e mini #ai generated #ai image #meme #memes #anime #unreality

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simping-4-voldemort · 1 year

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oldshowbiz · 3 months

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1979.

The Putrid Soup of Chuck McCann.

#chuck mccann #celebrity cooks #cooking show

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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months

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I was on a cooking show and was tasked to make dessert. My time in the pantry went horribly and I only got potatoes. I was so mad I woke up.

#dream #cooking #cooking show #show #food #dessert #pantry #potato

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highsummonertemptress · 4 months

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함께 20주년 맞이한 뇌 동기화 김형제 │ 재친구 Ep.20 │ 김준수 김재중

I'm begging for SM to let Homin be on season 2 so my delulu self can get OT5 (OT4 is more likely though😔)

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cats-and-confusion · 1 year

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New cooking show. All the judges have sensory issues and if you displease them or push them too far out of their comfort zone you get disqualified, if you make something they like so much they manage to eat the whole thing you get a prize.

Secret rule that if you make one of the judges feel bad about their sensory issues you get put in a taffy machine until your bones are dust

#sensory issues #tw sensory issues #tw sensory overload #tw food #food tw #food mention #food issues #sensory issues tw #cooking show #cooking show idea #cooking show concept

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everyonesannoyedwithme · 4 days

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beat bobby flay is objectively the stupidest food competition show. by pitting this man against the best chefs in the world and having him come up with recipes on the fly in styles he's not an expert in they are not beating bobby flay. they are only making him stronger. even when he loses he wins. by the time this show ends bobby flay will be an immortal chef deity and the whole world will be fucked

#beat bobby flay #bobby flay #cooking show #chopped #great british bake off #the food network #comedy

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