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handholdinglion · 9 months

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okay witcher thoughts

I’m watching this program abt rewilding the Lake District and there’s a sheep farmer who is against it as it destroys his livelihood & the farming communities way of life + it’s future !

so what I’m saying is…

- sheep farmer / wild horse caretaker eskel who’s family have farmed on the fells for generations. it’s not an easy life and it doesn’t really make any profit, but it makes him happy. Waking up each morning to check on the sheep (they roam pretty freely but he still likes to make sure nothing has happened over night), to feed the few chickens and hens and to groom any foals he’s currently raising

- baker / brewer lambert who continues in his foster families foot steps of producing the best bread + baked goods in the whole of the lakes (well that’s what the locals say) and has started his own brewery on the side (as it’s just the same as baking just with greater rewards)

- conservationist/ environmentalist geralt who was brought up in an old industrial town and found freedom from his mums family in a hidden patch of greenery amongst derelict red-bricked buildings. After passing his apprenticeship and spending years advocating for more green / wildlife spaces in towns and cities, he’s looking forward to an ‘easy project’. Cause how hard will it be to convince farmers about the benefits of nature

- journalist / blogger jaskier who’s hoping this placement year project writing and documenting for the National Trust will finally show his family why doing a joint honours in journalism was a good thing and far more important than (idk law ? politics ? business management ?)

they’re literally in my head 24/7 I’m sorry, everything comes back to them especially nature tv shows (or anything based in the north of the UK)

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the-multiversal-asterisk · 6 months

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farming au

exclamanians being farmers on a far off planet and the devs being part of a real estate and development company

This is so funny, actually.

#Adonis the Worldeater but instead he just eats all your crops #and Terro having an army of aphids….#farming au #new au #!cu #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse

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flawedamythyst · 1 year

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Today's Plotbunny: Farming AU

So, Stede inherits a massive factory-type chicken farm from his dad. Huge and industrial and with just absolutely terrible animal welfare policies, bordering on illegal.

Before Bonnet Senior is even in the ground, Stede is making changes, firing all the old staff and bringing in a gang of oddballs (inc. Buttons the Chicken Whisperer and Lucius the PA Who Is Not Paid Enough To Deal With Chicken Shit Thank You Very Much), halving the number of chickens they keep so they all have space to run around, looking up how to get organic certification, all that. All the local farmers think he's insane and that he's destroying his profit margin one hare-brained scheme at a time.

All the local farmers, except one.

Ed inherited a pig farm from Hornigold along with the rest of his vast criminal empire. The pig farm is a minor part of it all, mostly ignored and not particularly profitable. It serves two real purposes: a) money-laundering and b) disposing of corpses. Because you know...pigs and dead bodies and yeah.

Anyway, that was ten years ago. Ed has been out to the farm maybe twice since then because he's mostly focused on the actual organised crime stuff in the Big City. It's been a long decade though, and he's tired and bored and needs some R&R, so he comes up for a couple of days on a whim.

He meets Stede. Sparks fly. Hearteyes descend. Stede shows Ed what he's doing with his farm and Ed is fascinated, even as he realises just how little he knows about farming. And Stede makes it sound so fascinating! Fang has been managing the pig farm so Ed starts chatting to him, talking about possible changes and getting excited about it in a way he hasn't been for years about any of the Actual Crime.

Ed reluctantly goes back to the Big City after a long weekend that turned into a full week, but he can't stop thinking about Stede. He starts heading out to the farm more and more often to hang out with him, leaving Izzy in charge of the Crime in the Big City. He and Fang make small changes and then, inspired by Stede, bigger ones. Ed gets rid of some of the pigs, who he's never really liked as animals (especially not after watching them chew through numerous mobster henchmen) and replaces them with goats, who he always thought looked fun. He's kinda done with farming animals whose sole purpose is to die, he wants to try something without any death involved, you know? And goat cheese is fucking awesome.

The goats are fun. They may, in fact, be too much fun, but Ed is having the time of his life, running around with Stede after that one bossy nanny who always escapes, laughing and feeling lighter than he has in years. Maybe ever. He's thinking he might try kissing Stede, one day soon.

And then a Badminton turns up at Stede's. Probably Nigel. He tells Stede that he and his brother have bought up a whole load of land in the area and are going to be building a big housing estate, and that Stede's dad had been on the verge of signing a contract to sell his farm to them right before he died. Nigel leans on Stede heavily to sell and when Stede refuses, starts saying things like, "I'm guessing there's lots of chickens in those barns over there. Shame if something happened to them. Do you think it smells like Sunday dinner if a barn full of chickens burns down?"

Stede, furious at the very idea and frightened for his precious chickens, bashes him over the head. He falls, dies. Stede panics and calls the one person he completely trusts, the one who he has an inkling might have dealt with a dead body before.

Ed comes over and stares at Nigel's corpse, then sighs and says, "Guess it's a good thing I didn't get rid of all the pigs yet. No body, no crime, yeah?"

Stede has a little flailing 'oh god I'm a murderer and I'm making you an accessory, Ed! I'm ruining you like I ruin everyone!' moment, Ed steps in and kisses him to calm him down, then says something like, "There's no one I'd rather be an accessory to murder with."

They sneak Nigel's body to the pig shed in the dead of night, then go back to Ed's and make sweet, sweet love.

That's all I've got right now. I'm assuming at some point Chauncey turns up looking for his brother, and Izzy probably loses his shit when Ed announces he's moving to the farm full-time so he can be with Stede, but Ed and Stede overcome all, merge their farms, and create a goats&chickens organic free-range paradise.

I don't know anything about farming though, so it's never getting written.

#our flag means death #ofmd #today's plotbunny #farming au

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shittyutmv · 3 months

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Palestine will be free. Please help how you can: here's a masterpost. Thank you so much to @/sulfurcosmos for keeping it updated.

ink by comyet swap by p0pcornpr1nce dream by jokublog killer by rahafwabas color by superyoumna horror by sour apple studios farm by guinongtale_au

#free gaza #free palestine #utmv #undertale multiverse #undertale au #ink sans #dream sans #swap sans #horror sans #farm sans #killer sans #color sans #🦑#if I made any mistakes please let me know #-mod kip

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nerdpoe · 10 months

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Radioactive Hero (but not really) au

Danny moves to Gotham, hear him out! There's really good jobs there that pay through the nose and the cost of living is cheap!

Plus, the city is riddled with heroes and vilains! It's so easy to slip under the radar!

Unfortunately, there are so many civilian casualties. Like, all the time. Even in Metropolis!

So Danny, for his first year in Gotham, opens small portals to the Far Frozen and gets schooled on being a field medic. None of his powers can really be used for healing, but they can make people feel better. He just has to be careful to be as far removed from the Phantom moniker as possible, so he can't use any obvious powers.

He gets a bit of a reputation in Gotham; a small time hero of the people, for the people. A hero not invested in fighting, but in dragging civilians away from the danger. He doesn't even have a moniker; people are too busy arguing over the best one for him.

So while aliens are attacking both Metropolis and Gotham, Danny is out in full kit; a gas mask to hide his face, all black, repurposed kevlar from the vests the GCPD did not properly dispose of, no identifying markers.

But one of the clean up crews notices something insanely worrying; the geiger counter they have to point at alien spaceship parts? Yeah. Yeah, it's going off when they point it at the new small-time hero.

That hero's power is radioactivity. Holy shit. It's not at a level that will hurt people, but when he's dodging through fighting the level goes up.

The clean up crew concludes and shares via Twitter that the medic-hero is only a danger to others if he gets too stressed.

Word spreads fast, and pretty soon the absolute second Danny shows up on a scene, all fighting stops.

After all, no one wants to piss off the living Nuclear Bomb.

Basically, Danny's ghost-everything sets off Geiger counters, and now absolutely everyone is convinced that the medic-themed hero only refuses to fight because his meta power is just...being radioactive.

But he isn't.

So now, because it's the perfect cover and completely disassociated from Phantom, he has to play along and pretend like yes; that is his power.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #radioactive hero (but not really) au #did i already post this prompt?#genuinely do not remember #whatever #story prompt #justice league low key terrified of his existence #superman keeps trying to talk him into going off and owning a farm #danny just like #“dude i'm a city kid born and raised i ain't shoveling cow shit”

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sunnymainecoonx · 2 months

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I feel a little cringe... BUT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR BABY‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥

A redraw of my greatest materpiece, except I added 15 GODAMN CHARACTERS. There are 20 people here and I have gone progressively insane and I have almost cried umm 5 times

If you've seen a drawing similar uhhh no you haven't (it's still very much up on my past accounts)

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grimmzee · 2 months

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Ghost/Soap farm au - migraine

#ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap mw2 #simon riley #ghost #john price #captain price #nikolai cod #farm au #1farm1 #grimmzee

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justkriiiis · 6 months

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A little nuts to make everyone happy

#art #underverse #sans au #undertale au #undertale #utmv #horrortale #horror sans #farmtale #farm sans #horrorfarm #rottencrop

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moonbunscafe · 3 months

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Tadc farm au!! Just a bunch of sillies as farm animals, Caine is their farmer and caretaker, Jax isn't a common farm animal so he helps around, and the rest act accordingly as their animal traits and give out their services while being taken care of <3

#the amazing digital circus #digital circus #tadc #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #tadc caine #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc kinger #tadc au #sketch #art #my art #showtime #tadc showtime #Tadc farm au

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kers-seeri · 4 months

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Farm cooking for everyone 🌾

First drawing of the year! I missed you guys quite a bit, leaving the accounts on hiatus makes me feel sick ( TДT)

Lately I see people drawing a lot Undertale and it inspires me quite a lot haha

I leave you the adventures of Farm and Horror (why Horror? I don't know, I just imagined it there xD) (do not go near the fire! It's dangerous! Don't be like Farm)

BTW happy new year! I'll make something soon for you guys who are so patient with me 💖 lots of love to u~

- Kers Seeri

#undertale fanart #undertale art #undertale aus #digital art #kers seeri #farm sans #horror sans #farmtale #cooking soup with farm 🌾

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sunnythedawg · 10 months

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#yeah idk #undertale fanart #sans undertale #papyrus #undertale #undertale comic #frisk #sans au #sans the skeleton #horror sans #farmtale #farm sans #horrortale #horrorfarm

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groovygladiatorsheep · 1 month

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Thanks @dagwmeno for the ship request!!!!

Horror is trying his best, don’t judge him……

•───────⋅❀⋅──────•

❀ Credits.

Horror belongs to | @/horrortalecomic

Farm|Saejun belongs to | GuinongTale_AU on twitter

#mdraw #farm x horror #farmer x horror #horror x farm #horror x farmer #saejun #saejun sans #horror sans #farm sans #farmer sans #sanscest #sans au #utmv #utmv fanart #Horror never tried again to take flowers from the garden after Farm gently explained it to him </3

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echoing-death · 4 months

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Poor Nightmare. There's too much positivity in his life~ Nightmare belongs to Jokublog Killer! Sans belongs to RahafWabas Dust! Sans (Murder! Sans) belongs to Ask-DustTale Horror! Sans belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios Farm! Sans belongs to GuinongTale_AU

#undertale au #killer sans #murder sans #horror sans #farm sans #nightmare sans #something new #dusttale #horrortale #farmtale #dreamtale #dustkiller #horrorfarm #why so many tags #there are only these two ship on this art #yeah

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officialabortive · 10 months

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Bull!Bakugou charging at the two bulls standing in front of the cows, acting as a protective barrier. And after much shoving back-and-forth, coming out vicious

Bull!Bakugou who upon arrival to his new pasture home, starts fighting for his rightful place as head of the herd

Bull!Bakugou who turns around only to come face to face with curious heifers blinking their big eyes up at him in interest. Already having gathered around wanting to see what was going on

Bull!Bakugou who is smug in having displayed to all the petty little cows that he is the strongest, most capable bull on the pasture

Bull!Bakugou getting the wind knocked out of him tribute to a blow from behind from Scottish Highland!reader

Bull!Bakugou who is confused as shit as to why a cow is trying to fight him, unaware that both highland cows and bulls clash horns to establish their power rank in the herd

Bull!bakugou who looks down at the fluffy little heifer ramming into his chest in attempts to knock him down, not even big enough to clash horns with him due to the dramatic height difference

Bull!Bakugou who amusedly knocks the feisty cow over with a half hearted nudge, who's now huffing up at the brute in annoyance

Bull!Bakugou who you relentlessly "fight" at random points throughout the day, but never failing to end up in the dirt

Bull!Bakugou who, more often than not, simply pushes you down without a care. Hell, sometimes he doesn't even bother to glance in your direction while doing it!

Bull!Bakugou who pretended to entertain your antics, lowering his horns to your level and locking with your much smaller ones. Only to end up having spun you face first onto the grass in one swift motion

Bull!Bakugou who notices a certain spark in your eye when you look back up at him, but unable to discern the meaning behind it

Highand!reader who ends up getting a custom bell for your neck. Curticy of the sanctuary's staff who got it so they can hear when your causing trouble

Bull!Bakugou who grabs your new bell and pulls you closer to investigate it. Noticing how your breath hitches when he leans closer, and freezing entirely when a puff of air brushes your cheek

Bull!Bakugou watching your 'attacks' become a bit more bouncy and your added smile. Seemingly playful

Bull!Bakugou's ears twitching at the continuous rattling of your bell; a sound it only makes when you try to 'fight' him

' . . . F I G H T'

Bull!bakugou who urgently takes off in your direction to see what the hell's going on

Bull!Bakugou who sees red when he distantly spots a bull that must have escaped from the pasture nearby, looming over you

Bull!bakugou watching you put up a fight, doing sufficient damage by ramming into his side. But this bull isn't as gentle as the blond, not caring for some random cow's well being as he sends a harsh kick to your ribs

Bull!Bakugou who rampaged at the sound of your pained moo. So blinded by rage, he nearly plucked the life of the offender. And he would have, hadn't sanctuary staff arrived with their trank darts

masterlist

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fluentisonus · 1 year

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where's the college aus that are still set in history anyways. let your blorbos get involved in the st scholastica day riot of 1355

#college au from pre like. 1880s. your blorbo gets expelled for being catholic. your blorbo get sent home to the farm bc of the plague #thoughts

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junipers-insects · 2 months

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(edit: made another version with Greaser replaced by Outer. He's riiiiight there. Pretend i made another version of my own ships and there's a yellow line connecting killer and outer)

(Edit AGAIN: last time I accidentally removed Sci when adding outer 😭. So here's a version with both Sci and outer. I'm so sorry-)

I made a sans ship chart! I tried to add as many as I could fit in

Feel free to use, just @ me. I want to see what people ship.

I do have to warn you

I might have added a bit too many colours and, well, it gets a bit too tangled if you have a lot of ships. Here's mine:

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