Jojo: You having a mental breakdown in there?
Odette, in here room: ... Yeah
Jojo: Aight, lemme know if you need anything, hermana.
*30 minutes later, Carmilla walks in to a half-regressed Odette cuddled up to Jojo*
Carmilla: I really don't understand your bond sometimes, but I love it.
Jojo and Odette: Autism.
Carmilla: ????
(Me actually going for my autism assessment this week)
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So many mistakes are made repeatedly in the Lodge House that when Crutchie comes in and says, "It Happened Again." They have a little guessing game on what happened.
Crutchie: They did it again.
David: Elmer was told he was too small for the top bunk but slept up there anyways and fell off?
Finch: Nah, he would've come running crying to me. I'd say Race and Albert got chased down the streets by the bulls again for robbery and Kloppmans pissed at 'em.
JoJo: Not a chance, I would've been told immediately. I'm gonna say that Mush don't have the money for a bunk tonight, and we all need to fish in and help?
Crutchie: Suprisingly, all wrong. Buttons, last guess, what do ya think?
Buttons: ...Splasher fell in the pond again?
Crutchie: Nope, Specs and Ritz were goofing around at Medda's and fell into the orchestra pit.
Romeo: Jesus fucking Christ, that's the third time this month.
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i hope im not too late. microfic prompt request: whenever you're around, i never know how to act. woman, just what did you do to me?
This one got... strange... I started thinking about the transformative power of love, read a few Glen Cook short stories, remembered I had half-jokingly made a Black Company AU where Kira is a giant vampire wereleopard, and got the maddening urge to write about transformation in a more literal sense.
That is quite a journey! I hope this turned out enjoyable, or at least semi-coherent, haha.
Kirashino microfic #5/?: "Whenever you're around, i never know how to act. Woman, just what did you do to me?"
A day like any other. Shinobu took a bucket of washing water out to dump in the back alley, in need of an excuse to flee the heat and damp, the chafing presence of her useless, worthless, good-for-nothing husband. She didn’t notice the new odor under the usual ripe reek of warm garbage until it was too late. A sharp smell, like spice.
Shinobu rounded the corner. The bucket fell from nerveless fingers.
Crouching in the alleyway was a leopard as big as a draft horse, a primordial nightmare conjured from the blackest depths of the human hindbrain. Its skull alone spanned wider than her outstretched hands.
A fuzzy, spreading calm came over her as it heaved itself to its feet with a coughing growl. Her own death, once a distant maybe, now drew so close she could see its grinning reflection in the cat’s pale eyes.
The leopard only made only a half-assed lunge towards her before sinking back on its haunches, panting hard. When she gathered enough courage to open her eyes again, it was obvious why. It was hurt, badly. Loose clumps of black fur littered the alleyway like thunderheads in miniature. The left paw was a mangled stump. An arrow of fearsome length skewered the limb further up, entering the shoulder and emerging from the underarm.
Somebody or something had tried to kill the cat, and mostly done their job. If she retreated back inside and waited, it would be soon adding its stink to the garbage heap it was squatting in.
Back to the silence, the tedium, the pointed looks, the argument she grown too contemptuous to finish… Shinobu moved towards the leopard in tiny, cautious steps. It growled again, but showed no inclination to move.
“I won’t hurt you,” she told it, hoping it would understand her intention, if not her words. She reached out and smoothed a hand over dark, coarse fur. Working slowly down from the neck, she reached the place where the arrowhead protruded.
It was worse, up close like this. The fine etching on the face of the arrowhead was rimed in blackened crud. A constellation of hairless, crusted sores denotated places where the tip had rubbed against the leopard’s flank, like ringworm rash’s bigger, nastier brother.
Touching it made Shinobu’s head buzz and her stomach twist in a sour knot, but no sores erupted on her skin. She didn’t drop dead. Now what?
The who and what and why of what had happened were a mystery, but powerful forces had been at work while she was wasting her drab little life away indoors. Somebody had imbued this arrow with enough power to drop a monster cat, to kill it slowly and painfully, but only after they had thrashed it to within an inch of its life.
Assuming it really was a cat.
It had stopped growling when she touched the arrow. Now it just watched.
Shinobu grasped under the shaft, pulling sideways as hard as she could. The buzz in her head rose to a skull-splitting whine, until the wood splintered and it cut off with a pop. She was left holding a truly wicked broadhead coated in leopard gunk.
She tossed it away without bothering to see where it landed.
The leopard sighed. It almost sounded human.
“That feels better, doesn’t it?” She managed to suppress a flinch as it lowered its battered muzzle, drew its barbed tongue over her arm in a long, rasping stroke. The top layer of skin was gone before she even felt the sting.
She scratched it behind the ears, feeling strangely pleased. “Good kitty. Nice kitty.”
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“There’s an animal out in the alleyway,” Shinobu told her useless, worthless, good-for-nothing husband as he bandaged her bleeding arm. “Can you go chase it off? It was big.”
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Two days later, something like her husband stood at the threshold of their home.
So it wasn’t a cat after all.
It wasn’t a half-bad imitation. He’d gotten everything right but the eyes.
“Well?” she said. Playing coy. Trying not to sound too excited. “Come on in. Don’t be a stranger.”
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Characters/Personagens
Characters that I write about. This list can update from time to time.
Personagens que eu escrevo, a lista pode atualizar de vez em quando.
Fandom List/Lista de Fandom
Request rules and blog rules/ Regras de pedidos e regras do blog
Playlist
Animation/Animação
Castelvania
Alucard
Carmilla
Drácula
Hector
Isaac
Sypha Belnades
Trevor Belmont
Anime/Manga
Boku no Hero Academia
Atsuhiro Sako/ Mr. Compress
Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead
Mirai Sasaki/Sir Nighteye
Nemuri Kayama/Midnight
Rumi Usagiyama/Mirko
Sekijiro Kan/Vlad King
Bungou Stray Dogs
Akiko Yosano
Ango Sakaguchi
Arthur Rimbaud
Chuya Nakahara
Doppo Kunikida
Edgar Alan Poe
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Howard Lovecraft
Ivan Goncharov
Katai Tayama
Koyo Ozaki
Louisa May Alcott
Mark Twain
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Nikolai Gogol
Osamu Dazai
Ranpo Edogawa
Sakunosuke Oda
Sigma
T.J. Eckleburg
Tatsuhiko Shibusawa
Death Note
L
Light Yagami
Misa Amane
Naomi Misora
Raye Penber
Touta Matsuda
Haikyuu
Asahi Azumane (Time Skip)
Daichi Sawamura (Time Skip)
Ittetsu Takeda
Keishin Ukai
Manabu Naoi
Taoki Anabara
Hellsing
Alucard
Seras Victoria
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
Hunter X Hunter
Chrollo Lucifer
Franklin Bordeau
Feitan Portor
Illumi Zoldyck
Jed
Kastro
Kite
Knov
Kurapika Kurta
Leorio Paradinight
Machi Komacine
Omokage
Pakunoda
Pariston Hill
Phinks Magcub
Sadaso
Sedokan
Shaiapouf
Shalnark
Shizuku Murasaki
Shura
Uvogin
Wing
JoJo's Bizarre Advetures
Part 1
Bruford
Dio Brando
Erina Pendleton
Jonathan Joestar
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
Straizo
Part 2
Caesar A. Zeppeli
Esidisi
Joseph Joestar
Kars
Lisa Lisa
Suzi Q.
Wammu
Part 3
DIO
Hol Horse
Holy Kujo
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Mariah
Muhammad Avdol
Steely Dan
Telence T. D’ Arby
Part 4
Akira Otoishi
Jotaro Kujo
Kira Yoshikage
Mikitaka Hazekura
Rohan Kishibe
Shinobu Kawajiri
Terunosuke Miyamoto
Tomoko Higashikata
Tonio Trussardi
Part 5
Bruno Bucciarati
Diavolo
Formaggio
Ghiaccio
Guido Mista
Illuso
Leone Abbachio
Melone
Prosciutto
Risotto Nero
Scolippi
Vinegar Doppio
Part 6
Enrico Pucci
Ermes Costello
Gwess
Johngalli A.
Jolyne Kujo
Narciso Anasui
Weather Report
Naruto
Asuma Sarutobi
Chojuro
Deidara
Ebisu
Genma Shiranui
Hidan
Iruka Umino
Kabuto Yakushi
Kakashi Hatake
Kimimaru
Konan
Mizuki
Naruto Uzumaki (Boruto Era)
Orochimaru
Sasuke Uchiha
Tsunade
Zetsu
Sailor Moon
Souichi Tomoe
Shingeki no Kyojin
Armin Arlet
Bertholdt Hoover
Erwin Smith
Hange Zoë
Jean Kirschtein
Levi Ackerman
Marco Bodt
Miche”Mike” Zacharius
Sasha Braus
Soul Eater
Franken Stein
Books/Livros
Carmilla
Carmilla
Drácula
Count Drácula
Jonathan Harker
Lucy Westenra
Mina Harker
Frankstein
Victor Frankstein
Fallen Saga
Ariane Alter
Cameron Briel
Daniel Grigori
Roland Sparks
The Phantom of The Opera
Christine Daaé
Erik
Visconde Raoul de Chagny
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Basil Hallward
Dorian Gray
The Scarlet Letter
Arthur Dimmesdale
Hester Prynne
The Strange Case of Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde
Beatrix Emery
Dr. Henry Jekyll
Edward Hyde
Twilight Saga
Alice Cullen
Caius
Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Jasper Hale
Comics/ HQ
DC Universe
Bane
Bruce Wayne/ The Batman
Clark Kent/ Superman
Corinthian
Death
Desire
Dick Grayson/ Nightwing
Edward Nygma/ Nashton/ Riddler
Harleen Quinzel/ Harley Quinn
Jason Todd/ Red Hood
Jervis Tetch/ Mad Hatter
Johanna Constantine
John Constantine
Jonathan Crane/ Scarecrow
Kate Kane/ Batwoman
Koriand’r/ Starfire
Lucifer Morningstar
Morpheus/ Dream
Oswald Cobblepot/ Penguin
Pamela Isley/ Poison Ivy
Selina Kyle/ Catwoman
Victor Fries/ Mr.Freeze
Zatanna Zatara
Marvel Comics Universe
Bucky Barnes/ Winter Soldier
Bruce Banner/ Hulk
Carol Danvers/Capitan Marvel
Charles Xavier/ Professor Xavier
Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
Durig
Eddie Brock
Elektra
Eric Brooks/ Blade
Erik Killmonger
Erik Magnus/ Magneto
Gamora
Hella Odinsdottir
Jake/Steven/Mark Grant/Moon Knight
Jane Foster/Lady Thor
Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk
Kang
Karen Page
Kate Bishop/Hawkeye
Kürt Wagner/ Nightcrawler
Layla El-Faouly
Logan/ Wolverine
Loki Laufeyson
Makkari
Mantis
Matt Murdock/ Daredevil
Maya Lopez/ Echo
Monica Rambeau / Spectrum
Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow
Neena Thurman/ Domino
Ororo Munroe/ Storm
Peter Parker/Spider-man
Peter Parker/Spider- Noir
Peter Quill
Pietro Maximoff
Raven Darkholme/ Mystique
Remy LeBieau/ Gambit
Sam Wilson/ Capitain America
Scott Lang/ Ant-Man
Shang-Chi
Steve Rogers/ Capitan America
Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange
Sylvie Laufeydottir
Thena
Thor Odinson
Tony Stark / Iron-man
Valkyrie
Venom
Vision
Wanda Maximoff/ Scarlet Witch
Wade Wilson/ Deadpool
Movies/Filmes
Bram Stoker's Drácula
Count Dracula
Jonathan Harker
Lucy Westenra
Mina Harker
Scream
Ghostface
Sidney Prescot
The Boy
Brahms Heelshire
Greta Evans
The Phantom of the Opera
Christine Daaé
Erik
Visconde Raoul de Chagny
Underworld
Amelia
Karven
Lucian
Scott Speedman
Selene
Van Helsing
Anna Valerious
Aleera
Count Drácula
Gabriel Van Helsing
Series
Doctor Who
Doctor (9th-12th )
Rose Tyler
Midnight Mass
Erin Greene
Father Paul Hill
Riley Flynn
Sheriff Hassan
Sherlock (BBC)
James Moriarty
John Watson
Mary Morstan
Sherlock Holmes
Supernatural
Arcanjo Gabriel
Castiel
Charlie Bradbury
Crowley
Dean Winchester
Lucifer
Sam Winchester
The Boys
Annie January/ Starlight
Billy Butcher
Earving/Black Noir
Frenchie/Serge
Hughie Campbell
Kimiko
Margaret Shaw/Queen Maeve
Mother’s Milk/ MM
Tumblr Sexyman
You can ask me any Tumblr sexy Person
Video Games
Detroit Become Human
Connor
Gavin Reed
Hank Anderson
Kara
Luther
Markus
RK900
Five Nights At Freddy's
Phone Guy
Purple Guy
Genshin Impact
Albedo
Arataki Itto
Baizhu
Beidou
Capitano
Cyno
Diluc
Dottore
Eula
Jean
Kaeya
Kamisato Ayato
Kequing
Kujou Sara
Lisa
Ningguang
Pantalone
Rosaria
Sangonomiya Kokomi
Shenhe
Shogun Raiden
Tartaglia
Tighnari
Thoma
Xiao
Yae Miko
Yelan
Zhongli
John Doe
John Doe
Persona 5 Royal
Dr. Takuto Maruki
Goro Akechi
Resident Evil
Ada Wong
Alcina Dimitrescu
Carlos Oliveira
Karl Heisenberg
Leon S. Kennedy
Twisted Wonderland
Carter Diamond
Dire Crowley
Divus Crewel
Idia Shroud
Leona Kingscholar
Rook Hunt
Sam
Trey Clover
Vil Shoenheit
Thank You Very Very Much!
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