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why are Gothamites obsessed with hiking boots. Last time I checked the only patch of wilderness they have was some mud puddle called Murder Grove or some other edgy shit
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Just arrived in Gotham. I thought the bat infestation thing was a joke.
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Yeah, every building in my borough has had to install spikes
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They aren’t doing anything about the pigs though
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Wait y’all got pigs
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Oh right lol
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Hey what’s that username in the first reblog
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*points* Gender critical miraculous ladybug blog
#she’s a poison ivy stan too 😭 #out of all the ecofascists #she had to have a crush on the trans one #why are TERFs so stupid
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thepeak of cineerma if you ask me…. Call me he but not him cus I’ll never be him(jigsswa)
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man these riddler impersonator blogs are getting lamer by the day
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okay I don’t exactly live in the safest side of town but a black van with a green question mark spray painted on it has shown up across the street. I really hope it’s some sort of joke or a publicity stunt because if it’s not I’m fucked
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RIP gayturret
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Do yoj think he made them solve one of those memory games that kill you
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Why the fuck is the riddler on tumblr anyway.
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Ummmmm.to pick out victims aand reblog saw gifstets duh 🙄
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Is it me or is the Mad Hatter kinda…..
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It is you. Seek therapy
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We got tickets for the Jekyll and Hyde musical at the Gotham East End 👍 we apologize in advance for who we will be for the next two weeks
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REWARDS: 83 Gold, 24 EXP
#bonus#set#fake post#additional or full post in notes#ask to tag#fakepost#unreality#<-for an addition 💗
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I like trains kid is trainsgender and autistic!
(requested by @cringelordofchaos)
#i like trains kid is my fave char fr#unreality#i think#i like trains#i like trains kid#autism#autistic#trans#transgender#trainsgender#queer#nd#neurodiverse#fakeposting#fake posting#fake post#fakepost
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Thursday, August 31st, 2023
🛠 Fixes
removed the clown
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indigenous people in south america returning to their reservations:
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dont talk to me if you dont think about the decline in population of Andean bears
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please tell me more about it?
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Just in the past few decades, the only bear in South America has been disappearing because of the sudden deforestation and destruction of their habitats, and even now, superstitions regarding them. They were not ever a big animal in terms of population... so their dwindling is scary for South America. Plus they are very pretty and cool dudes. I call them Andies at work.
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dont talk to me if you dont think about the decline in population of Andean bears.
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hey its been 6 months and we're dating now, and in 2022 there's been a rise from an estimated 10,000 to 20,000
thank you Andies. you're welcome.
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OMG I've only ever seen this in screenshots!!!!
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Anonymous said:
hey! can you do an address moodboard for 3598 Sycamore Lane, Loudon, VA? thank u so much in advance ☺️💕
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here u go anon! this one was so much fun, your house is so cute <3
#moodboard #mb #address moodboard #address mb #virginia #white #green #suburbancore #sunny #summercore #summer vibes #lifestyle #home goals #home aesthetic #aesthetic moodboard
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Going to the doctor and telling them I eat at LEAST 14 fruit flies a week. Not by choice, but I'm keeping track, and they need to know.
#fakepost#lying for fun#its only like 1 fruit fly a week#and THEY hop in MY mouth#so really im the victim
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just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too
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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style
#text
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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard
🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt
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get their ass
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@aropride You are so cool i love you
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tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus
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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs
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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me
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of COURSE
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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style
🌃 aropride answered: yass omg
#ask
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#text#i'm just playing with dolls now this is just playing dolls#fakeposting#not screenreader friendly
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You can have someone you trust and tell everything to… but Watch Out
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Are you still mad that I ate some of your ice cream?
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It was very special to me D:
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you're a mage but are you normal about invocations? do you support pacts? can you have a normal conversation with a warlock without bringing up Faust?
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nepo baby
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this is exactly what I'm talking about this is the kind of harassment warlocks deal with EVERY DAY. you're not any better just because you went to college
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reblog this version you cowards
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doctor glump
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typical fighter trying to make a post about a VERY serious issue into a joke
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was anybody gonna tell me op was arrested for sacrificing a satyr in a blood ritual or was I supposed to find that out myself
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she WHAT
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god forbid women do anything
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Who Is Caught Up On Tears of the Desert Weekly?
For anyone who doesn’t know, the book Tears of the Desert: A Memoir of Survival in Darfur, has a weekly read-a-chapter-subscription based reading going on right now and I just read the latest chapter (as of 5/7/2023) and would love to talk to someone else about it. Is there a discord or group chat or anything where people are talking about it? Maybe a group with resources on how to help the refugee camps that sprung from the genocide?
A big, BIG recommendation for people who like this kind of weekly reading thing. The book is extremely well written and is as heart wrenching as it is eye opening. As the title suggests, it focuses on the author’s experience with the genocide that happened in Darfur (and there’s still violence happening there today, it’s not just over and done with) and honestly I had no idea about any of this going into it. The reader gets to watch her grow up with her family, see her go to school and eventually become a doctor before total violence breaks out and she has to leave the country for her own safety - which is the part I’m up to now. I’ll make another post with the subscription link and a bunch of links for historical context of the Darfur genocide, if anyone is interested!
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kinda wild how oil executives could decide to stop all new oil projects and move the funding to renewables tomorrow but they just…don't
Tumblr Tuesday: Furry Fun ⊙ω⊙
Furry fans, how we doing? Sex is the spice of life, and furries know how to make life spicy. On these cold winter nights, furry #ArtistsOnTumblr can show you how to keep it hot!
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lmao can you imagine
#staff#tumblr tuesday#r/196#196#r196#rule#shitpost#shitposting#unreality#please appreciate my fakepost thank you
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does anyone know how people do that hairstyle where they have suckers on the outside of their hair? i think it looks really cool and i wanna try it out
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um. guys have you read the. grizzco handbook. im beginning to think the salmonids might not be unfeeling unthinking monsters guys. are we the bad guys
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oh squit they fuckin killed op
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anyone else find li'l judd a little creepy? :/
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Fuck you. Actually fucking kill yourself.
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HUH???????????????
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ABOUT TO GO ON MY FIRST BIG RUN WISH ME LUCK!!
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GOOD LUCK! WARGLARGLA!!
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THANK YOU MY BROTHER!! I WILL NOW GO INTO BATTLE!!
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OP HAS FED THE SEA WITH ITS FLESH!! REJOICE!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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WARGLARGLA!!
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DO NOT BE SO HASTY MY BROTHERS!! I HAVE SIMPLY BEEN PROMOTED TO FLYFISH!!
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CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER!! WARGLAGLA!!
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WARGLAGLA!!
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WARGLAGLA!!
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WARGLAGLA!!
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About to go to the promised land!!! ^-^ Ahhh I'm so excited!!! >_<
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JUST GOT MY OWN NAME
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HELL YEAH BROTHER
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This pride month we'd like to remind you that Grizzco is not in any way homophobic. We love bears.
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IS CRUSTY SEAN'S NAME A FUCKING PUN
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Wheare am i
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anyone ever think about how spiderman's usually most active either at night or like. on weekends. you think he has like. a job
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Entranced by the concept of Spiderman working in a cubicle
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[sees crime] AW SHIT jenny can you take over the cashier for a sec [webs out the window]
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every day i deal with retail customers. every night i deal with supervillains. my life is a fucking nightmare.
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counterpoint: those are also school hours. spiderman is just a highschooler in a onesie
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I'MFUCKING CRYINGHDSBHFKJKJHAFHBJSDJHFBSHBJDHJF
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he has to deal with burning buildings AND the SATs??? at the same time??? i'm sobbing get that boy some help
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How will this affect the discourse over whether or not spiderman's a cop op you can't just give us this thread and not resolve that op
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high schoolers are infinitely more capable of actually protecting people than cops confirmed
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Imagine going to school and your classmate just comes in late but no one gives a shit because he's literally Spiderman what are you gonna do. Imagine being in detention and your classmate breaks out and what can you do because he's literally Spiderman
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Reblog if you personally go to school with Spider-man
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The first signs of a narcissist is their bad energy. You’ll feel engulfed the second you step into the room. Their eyes will turn black and they will start using their satanic manipulation powers on you. Then, it’s very subtle, but they will sprout huge, curled, black devil horns from their head and will tear you to shreds, all in the span of a second, and then personally drag your body to hell. The only way to stop them is to literally kill them.
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hey guys can we please stop throwing people with personality disorders under the bus?
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This is a prime example on why narcissists will always be evil abusers. Here one is, right now, denying that I went through abuse and saying my trauma isn’t real. It’s messed up. We need to permanently kick out narcissists from public spaces, because stuff like this is NOT okay. Here is a link on how to trigger a narcissistic collapse for your next encounter. Just be warned, some narcissists are known to shoot lazers from their eyes when they’re angry.
#stay safe! #abuse surviver #narc abuse #ppl with npd are inherently evil #i would know i’m an empath so i’m better #i mean not evil #positivity #safety #self care #a better world #self love
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#pov: you’re scrolling through the blog of someone who uses the phrase “narc abuse”#npd#narcissistic personality disorder#fakeposting#max squawks#ableism#narc abuse isn't real
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imagine the miraculous ladybug world tumblr dash when ppl find out who hawkmoth is
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BRO I JUST FOUND OUT HAWKMOTH IS FUCKING. GABRIEL AGRESTE???? THE FASHION DESIGNER???????
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is the reason he never left his house cuz he was busy akumatizing people lmfaooo 😭
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bruh i literally JUST bought an alliance too
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what do you mean hawkmoth is my fucking father this shit SUCKS
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WRONG ACCOUNT
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stop sending me asks i was born in a wet cardboard box all alone and youre scaring me
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i am not paid nearly enough .
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can i finally come clean and say i fucking hate the entire gabriel brand 💀
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Does anyone else think hawkmoth is kinda...
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HELLO ???
#HUH? WHAT?
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Yes we are aware of the situation we are waiting for further details before commenting. please be patient ❤️
#i'm going to have a heart attack and die from stress #I LITERALLY HAVE AN ESSAY DUE TOMORROW.... FUCK 😭
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been getting really into taylor swift recently. big fan of speak now (2010)
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don't you have other shit to be addressing
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addressing? if you mean the stuff with your mom i think you mean UNdressing cuz that's what ive been doing to her in bed YOOOOOOOO
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GET EM 💯
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everyone be nice to adrien or i'm blowing this whole fucking website up
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it's only 10am and i feel like i've been awake for weeks what the hell is going on today
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WHAT???
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you werent supposed to see this. this was private between me and my 12,794 followers
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Can we go back to the thing where chat noir might be adrien agreste the fashion model . what the fuck ?
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let's ignore that for now 🙂
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