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Today it was hot as balls out in the kitchen I work in. I had an earbud in as usual to help me focus, but because it was really busy I had to pause the music and long story short I was actually listening to nothing but that only meant the last song I heard was playing directly in my brain for hours until I could slow down and switch on actual audio. The song was Tír na nÓg which is about the titular realm of the fae. So I'm vibing to this, sweating like a horse, running around busy as fuck. The chef tells me, "Hey, Pire, there's some ice cream sandwiches in the big freezer if you want one" and at that I'm just thinking, "That's some fae food if I ever heard it. Fuck it, I'm already scheduled to close anyway." and I had one.
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the Greeter, the Cook, and the Housekeepers.
The Long Pier is one of the best rated openly fae run bed and breakfasts. the gimmick is that you get to stay in a genuine unglamored fae home, experience coastal fae culture, and then leave alive/only Altered with consent (which costs extra).
five stars.
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Prompt 211
The figure looked down at Billy. Billy looked up at the figure awkwardly from where he was digging through a trash can.
“Um… I can explain!”
Okay he honestly couldn’t, and instead threw a bag at them and booked it like his life depended on it. Which it might! Living in Fawcett meant that there were magical entities everywhere, even if they looked human, and he wasn’t going to get stolen by some fae!
…
And they caught him. Great. He’s going to die now or get thrown back into foster care- huh? Food? They’re offering- no no, this is some fae bullshit, isn’t it! … But he’s also hungry, so maybe it’ll be worth it…
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Dan whose on parole seeing gremlin child: Huh why does he smell like magic#Dan: I’m going to get the weird child food#Dan listening to Billy complain over a sandwich: Oh no I can’t get attached#Dan: So I’ve gotten attached like finding a feral cat#Dan finding out Billy is Marvel: Oh no this kid is like 9- I was at least a teen-adult when I started doing hero-villian things!#Dan: Kid I’m getting you back into school even if it’s homeschool#Billy who thinks he just got adopted by some sort of fae thing: Sure why not Mr Fae-Dude#Time travelling hero who sees World Ending Threat getting dragged around by Smol Child several weeks later:
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#💙 sugar life posting 🌙#tea#drinks#foodie#foodblr#food#stimblr#stimming#stimmy#cottagecore#stim#faecore#faerycore#fairycore#fae#fairies#fairy#faeries#faery#faerie#faeriecore#plants#fake plants#liquid#gifsets#gifs#asmr#pouring#green#white
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Humans, shown a plant with enough poison to kill any other sentient species: finally, some good fucking food
#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#humans are weird#humans are space fae#humans are space australians#humans are deathworlders#poisonous plants#*cough* spicy food *cough*#alien: human what is that you’re eating#human: *chewing faster*#alien: HUMAN NO—
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Machi's #15 DPxDC Idea
Bruce couldn't understand what was happening, or why, or how, or why, or when, or well, anything at all. One day he found two civilians, two teens goofing around the cave like two newlyweds. When Batman, with capital B; tried to interrogate them he only got mockery.
"What's with the long face?" They said before disappearing through one of the smaller caves. For a moment Bruce thought he had hallucinated the Asian boy and the Hispanic girl. Only to find the same Hispanic girl with a blond boy making out on Red Robin's bike. Plus another couple with them! And all of them were holding hands!
Then, a few days later, while he was investigating the lower levels of the batcave he found a black boy with a red beanie flirting with Jason, and Jason was flirting back? Batman had to pull everybody out of the caves and call for an emergency meeting. Only to find a boy with black hair passed out at the meeting table, using Batman's reports as cushions. Sitting next to him was a girl with also dark hair drinking with a straw from a coconut.
"Poor Danny," she said. "After all these years he still can't deal with alcohol." And then she promptly started to offer coconut milk to everyone.
He snapped at her but she only raised an eyebrow and left carrying the boy, Danny, on her back. And then the music started. Day and Night it would start playing at the most random moments. Samba, Rumba, Fados, Boleros, K-pop, anything went in, they even accepted petitions if the kids yelled loud enough. Steph had gotten in the habit of asking for Kill Bill's OST and Dick constantly asked for Taylor Swift. They even answered when Damian complained about their choices and asked for Chopin's nocturne. And then the batcave started to grow flowers! And trees? And the fruit was edible? What the heck?
"Sounds to me like you have a nymph infestation," said Wonder Woman after hearing his rant report. Batman stared at her like she had grown another head.
"I mean, flower powers, free love, did they have pointed ears?" Batman nood. "Yup, definitely a nymph infestation." Batman kept staring at her. Don't look at me like that, they are very common where I come from. The only solution is to wait until they get bored and move on. If you try to get rid of them violently not only you will fail. But also will risk the wrath of the gods." Batman kept staring. Wonder woman sighed. "I will call Pan to see if he is missing any nymphs and wants them back".
#machi's idea#dpxdc#dp x DC#batman#danny Phantom#prompts#Fae Danny#Fae Amity Park#Free love Amity Park#Everybody is into everybody#Sam has plant powers#So they always have food#They keep moving so they don't extenuate the soil and to let it rest#it is called letting a field lie fallow#so the soil can restore their natural nutrient balance#wonder if Luisa in Encanto does the same#bc her powers are useless without soil to grow#not to mention Poison Ivy#to make such a huge plants the soil must suffer a lot#Responsible agriculture#This tags got out of control pretty quickly#summary#Amity Park is weird#there is a massive polycule and they travel the world partying and exploring#and sometimes they do chores for CW#like finding the pools of rancid ectoplasm and cleaning them#wait until they make it to Nanda Parbat#Ras Al Ghoul will have an aneurysm#Dani will have Thalia
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🌸 Kawaii Shop 🌸
#ethereal#fairycore#faecore#fairy#fae#Angelcore#Angelic#soft aesthetic#soft blog#Soft#Dreamy#cake#cakes#food
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Last night I had a dream that fae!Price’s darling was a witchy gal, her grandmother taught her about the fae when she was young. I’m talking warded up house, always carrying iron and salt, candles herbs and crystals the whole nine yards. They met in the flower shop after she got a weird vibe, looked through a hagstone and Saw him. He showed up in her garden and she gave him mead she made to make up for her rudeness. She will do small acts of kindness but specify that they are “freely given” to avoid tethering. I was reading your blog right before bed lol. I like the idea of debt holder Price and a (from a fae perspective) slippery darling that he just can’t catch unless she wants to be caught
*Holding the grimoire I wrote as a senior capstone in College* Oh you want witch shit? I can give you witch shit. Let's keep trying out Price's darlings, the only thing I require for her is that she have the most knowledge of the fae because she's dealing with the big kid one. (Here's where I mention that I also have a potential witch darling for Gaz so keep that in mind)
He's been hanging around your garden, just by your back gate, right where your grandmother planted rosemary so many years ago. You greet him every time you pass by, careful never to reach over the brick wall that separates you. He's friendly, but you're not so easily fooled.
"Good morning," you smile at him, watering the herbs on your side of the fence. He leans against the brick to watch you. Eyes heavy as they slide over you, tracing the sway of your skirt where it skims your thighs.
"How's my pretty witch doing today?" He asks voice thick and promising. He's just as careful to avoid your iron watering can as you are to keep it from splashing him. You find the residual warding properties tend to soak into the water. Your family has always maintained a strong threshold for the home.
"Better seeing you," you joke, returning the compliment as easily as can be. You never miss the heat in his eyes, the danger just below his friendly facade.
"I brought you something."
"That's very kind of you," you tell him, "I think the tomatoes are ripe, I'll send you off with some for the trouble."
"No trouble, I wanted to bring it."
"Oh but I couldn't accept a gift without repaying you, it would be rude of me."
"Repay me later," he growls, and you smile a little wider. You like this dance, you've never had a fae try so hard to get their hooks in you. You set down your watering can and lean against the brick across from him. Your weight resting on your elbows, the threshold humming between you.
"But I can repay you now."
"It's a gift."
"Gifts have strings."
"Then it isn't a gift," he says, mirroring your posture.
"Then what is it?" You ask, his eyes flick to your chest, appreciative, wanting. His confidence is charming, or it would be if you were the sort of person to take the fae at face value.
"A name," Your smile drops, your heart jumping up your throat. He must see the panic in your eyes because his smile widens. "Not to keep, just... to call me when we talk." Your pulse tries to slow from the impact of panic. He did that on purpose, you try not to look too rattled by this. You try to think of an appropriate repayment.
"I can't tell you mine."
"I know." He purrs, pleased with himself for catching you in your own defenses. You feel a chill graze your skin through the threshold, the edge of Winter. He knows exactly the corner he's backing you into. He gives you time to think through your options, to panic at the weight of his offer.
"I don't-"
"I know." He pushes, tapping against the solid line between you. You've never had the sight, but you can feel his magic collide with yours as he hits the threshold. You toy with the hagstone on your necklace, the worn stone warm from your skin under your fingers. "Witch," he warns.
"I'm still thinking."
"Think as long as you want," He leans closer, "but call me Price while you do."
Your heart stops, your thoughts grinding to a halt as well. Price. It fits him. You feel the silver thread searching for purchase in your soul, and break one of your long standing rules.
You lean over the threshold and kiss him. Because you know he wants to have some part of you, and you know he wants you on the wrong side of the fence. The thread breaks as his hand slides to cup your cheek, tipping your head as his lips slide against yours. It's your first one, and you think it's worth the price of his name.
His beard sort of tickles but his lips are soft and insistent, and you lean a little further over the wall to stay close. His hands are entreating, coaxing you further across the threshold. His teeth dig into your lip and you open for him, let him drag his tongue against yours as his fingers thread through your hair. You feel your feet leave the ground, the brick digging into your hands as you put your weight on them. The pain is enough to bring you back to your senses. You don't know what would happen if you let him take you.
Price sighs as you pull away and settle back on your side of the wall. He feels a thread hook in him. You've overpaid. He values your touch more than you apparently did, how fortunate for him. And unfortunate for you.
#fae!Price#a potential darling#this witch is more nice than the one Gaz is trying to deal with#gonna say shes a hedgewitch#very old school folk magic and family magic#john price x reader#john price mw2#captain john price#john price x y/n#john price#fae au#Price visiting his darling on the edge of winter every day bringing her little things#and going home with a bundle of food and fresh produce#asked my friend who has daddy issues to help me with this#hope its good for yall
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idolatry
#the absurd unhealthy levels of devotion sebek has is so interesting. silver too but in a different way. sebeks is so blatant so OVERT#i think it would be rly fun (awful) if book7 had OB malleus and sebek having to choose whether or not to go against his lord. and thing is#im half convinced he'd still pick malleus. i think malleus could be mid OB and wrecking the world out of his mind and sebek would still pick#to be by his side. even knowing hes wrong. even seeing the negative repercussions live. i think he could#like i dont quiiite see twst going that dark realistically. like sebek was willing to fight malleus in halloween 2 thinking he was possessed#tho it could be argued he only fought BECAUSE he thought it wasnt malleus too. idk just food for thought#i want to know Why sebek idolizes malleus and lilia so much. its implied bc theyre fae but i want an inciting incident backstory#twst#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#malleus draconia#do i get to tag malleus? his portrait is there.....its my post i do whatever i want#non silver art for once. dont get used to it. this is silver nation im sure he'll be back soon#suntails
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How is the faewild treating you? Is the weather nice?
I heard it is jabberwock breeding season so it is better not walk in the open field without holding hands.
Or something might snatch yo.
The what now?!?! I think id rather stay in this cave then, no need to come across a Jabberwock or the Jubjub Bird or even the frumious Bandersnatch. Gonna stay real close to my guards just to be sure
#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#sundrop#moondrop#dca#daycare attendant#dcamv#my art#you are right its quite brillig and the slithy toves do gyre and gimble in the wabe.....#i should probably beware#also someone seems to have taken a liking to human food aswell...#fae au
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I wanted to finish off Faetober so I did quick character designs for the remaining prompts (minus the last two, which I’m still planning pieces for) These are prompts 14-29, from left to right starting at the top 🧚
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💖 Kawaii Shop 💖
Use code "TUMBLR" for a discount
#food#food blog#cute food#kawaii food#yummy#nom#sweets#cake#strawberries#strawberry#cottagecore#fairycore#faecore#fae#dreamy
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Don’t you wake the Sweet Tooth fairy
Resting on its throne of cherry,
For when angered it might hunger
For your teeth, its favourite plunder
#my art#painting#fairy#folklore#fantasy art#tooth fairy#fey#feywild#fae art#food art#food illustration
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Prompts in Memes 7
#batman au#batman#prompts#dc#dcu#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#cryptid batfamily#memes#meme#“So are we going to talk on how we've all become inhuman creatures or”#“No we're not going to talk about it now finish your food Jays about to scare the shit out of people again”#Alfred is a half-fae#But all the family gives off fae-vibes in their civilian identity#Jason deserves to be a dullahan#Let him remove his head and pull a Shakespeare#Tim is like a Grim or a Banshee to the gothamites#Also I think it's hilarious when the league are oblivious to what's happening in Gotham#And oblivious to the whole batfamily despite Bruce mentioning children once a blue moon#The league thought he was talking about the teams or civilians not whatever the fuck these things are#Bruce: Wow this is a surprisingly peaceful undercover mission#Bruce: . . .#Bruce: Something is happening back home isn't it
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PLEASE, PLEASE FAE HOBIE X READER PLEASE I NEED IT AGAIN YOUR SERIES KILLED ME EVEN IF I LOVED IT AND I NEED MORE FAE HOBIE X READER. I NEED POSSESSIVE FAE HOBIE X READER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR REQUEST TO BE OPEN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU MORE FAE HOBIE HES PLAGUED MY THOUGHS BC OF YOU.)
IT CAN BE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING WITH FAE HOBIE (BESIDES ANGST I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT WITH YOUR SERIES/HJ /PF)
I UTTERLY NEED TO KISS AND JUST NEED FAE HOBIE. YOU GOT ME OBSESSED WITH FAE HOBIE GUENGUENAHJFSBIAHDNSHSNFUD 🩷🩷🩷
Hi, bestie! I blacked out while writing this (a side effect of writing for fae Hobie 🤣🤣 he does things to me) I tried my best at making this as fluffy as possible but if you want it fluffier pls feel free to send another prompt! (Fae Hobie still has my heart) thank you for requesting!! 🫶
Pairing: Fae! Hobie Brown x Fem! Reader
Tags: No use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader, cw food mentions, Fae AU, Fae! Hobie Brown, a bit of hurt/comfort, fluff.
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You definitely remember planting your tulips just yesterday. At first it was your cabbages growing large just after a few days of planting, then the tomatoes and now the tulips. The colorful bulbs sway in the breeze, the fragrant flowery smell relaxes your bones. Yet you can't help but feel creeped out by the weird phenomena.
You just moved in recently to a quaint town that's settled right on the edge of a dense woodland area. You've heard of the stories when a human has captured a fae’s attention, and it looks like this is the case for you. All the stories don't always end well for the former. But if the extremely fast growth of your garden says anything, it's that this particular fae means well. Hopefully.
So as a thank you to the kind entity, you place a bowl of milk and honey right under where your tulips are planted. You've even left a plate of salad all made from the crops you've lovingly planted and bloomed after just a few days of planting. You think for a second that maybe the soil under your feet is healthy and bountiful but there's no harm done if there isn't any mythical creature helping you. The worst case is a raccoon eating your offerings.
Bewildered is an understatement, your eyes are the size of dinner plates once you see something shimmering on the ground. Whatever you did, the fae seems to like it. They left a crown of daisies on your doorstep the next morning, the petals are all adorned with flecks of gold. The flowers run like silk under your fingers.
You look past your garden to the woods, the fog swirls around the edge. In your vision you see the mist form and shape into a tall slim figure. Your hand tightens around the crown of flowers, hands shaking in disbelief.
You didn't go out that day.
More gifts appear outside your home, tiny trinkets woven carefully to create something beautiful. A bouquet of flowers on your windowsill, a figurine of a spider made from vines that's left hanging by the large oak in your backyard. They all appear outside your house so there's no cause for actual fear. If only you stop feeling eyes on you whenever you go outside.
A friend from the city visited you one day, telling you how much they've missed you, gushing on how much you've missed while away. They ask if you ever feel lonely out in the outskirts of the country you could always come visit them.
The same eyes you feel outside can be felt in your bedroom that night.
Whatever latched on to you seems benevolent, watchful, yes but not evil or controlling. You've gotten used to the presence after a few months of living at your cottage. You've even started talking to them during the day when you have no one to turn to. You tell them stories of your almost forgotten childhood and your old life where the houses are made of glass and grey stone, where they stood high above, almost touching the heavens. They've never responded, always listening and ever present.
He wants to respond though, tell you tales of old, where the flowers used to sing and dance, where the woods reigned supreme above all. He misses them, yes, but he misses your voice more. Is it possible to miss your touch too even though he's only imagined it before? Perhaps your hands feel like the finest silk spun upon his skin, your fingers weaving through his like a glittering river, waking him up from his centuries of stagnant waters.
He's seen you laugh and cry, and tend to your garden like it’s your own children. He wants nothing more but to join you in harvesting your bounty, to converse with you and listen to you mumble about your day. Gradually he appears behind you when your back is turned, watching as you make your dinner, observing you plant something new. Then in a flash, he vanishes when you turn around. Leaving you feeling empty
You enter the gates of your garden with tears in your eyes, words barely coherent by your sobs. Kneeling in front of your tulips, you grasp the grass underneath, pulling and ripping out the blades. A sudden hand circles around your wrist, warmth enveloping you in a crashing wave.
He appears just behind the tulips, your eyes soften when your vision focuses on his handsome and otherworldly face. He doesn't know what's gotten you upset but what he does know is that it'll be alright for now on. Because he's—
“Here, ‘m here” His voice calms you down like a thick blanket in the winter.
Without hesitation, you embrace him, the smell of sandalwood and flowers almost stops your heart. You grip him tight, his strong arms envelope you securely, his face nuzzled right between the space over your neck. You do the same, already feeling at home on his skin.
“You're here. You’re real, aren't you?”
“As real as you” he leans back to look at your tear stained cheeks, wiping it with his thumbs. “And here to stay if you want me to”
“Please” you lean on his touch.
He nods, placing a weighted kiss on your forehead. Suddenly you know his name. You call it sweetly amidst the tears, it feels welcome on your tongue.
For the first time in years, Hobie smiles and chuckles, kissing you atop your eyelids with a promise to never leave your side.
#request done#hobie brown x reader#spider punk x reader#hobie brown#the kr8tor's creations#spider punk#x reader#atsv fanfiction#atsv fanfic#atsv x reader#atsv hobie#fae! hobie brown x reader#hobie brown x you#hobie brown x fem!reader#spider punk x fem!reader#spider punk x you#cw food mention#hobie fluff#hobie brown hurt/comfort#fae! hobie brown#fanfic
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