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caslutz · 3 months

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The Greyhounds covering for each other when they’re in trouble:

Roy: Where's Isaac?

Jamie: Sorry coach, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.

Roy: And when was that?

Jamie: The last time I saw him?

Roy: Yes.

Jamie: It was... definitely... the time I saw him last.

Roy:

Ted: Dani, where's Colin?

Dani: Oh, he is off doing something.

Ted: Doing something?

Dani: Correct.

Ted: What about Sam?

Dani: He is trying to stop Colin from doing what he is doing.

Ted: …and Isaac?

Dani: He is attempting to stop Sam from stopping Colin.

Ted: And what are you doing?

Dani: I am to distract you from stopping Colin, Sam, and Isaac.

Ted: *Face palms*

Beard: Bumbercatch, where's Jamie?

Moe: That's classified.

Beard: Classified?

Moe: Affirmative.

Beard: I'm not going to beg you for information about him Bumbercatch…

Moe: I'm impervious to your methods.

Beard: …Would you consider a bribe?

Moe: You couldn't afford my price.

Beard: Extortion.

Moe: You got nothing on me.

Beard: Fine, I'll ask just ask Sam.

Moe: You can't, he's with Jam--@%$#!

Roy: McAdoo, have you seen Richard?

Isaac: Richard? Never heard of him.

Roy: *Deep inhale*

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mask-duo · 2 months

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Hey I know it's been almost 3 years since he released the song but can we talk about how insane it is that dream had Alec Benjamin making lore references about spending life in a jail of his own creation in their professionally made song like what was that all about

#no one has prison brain worms like dream #except sam #dreamwastaken

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hollywoodbabylondean · 6 months

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#EXCEPT SAM #w* dni #spn polls #my polls #dean winchester

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tedhugheshater · 4 months

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rewatching spn and honestly they shouldve let that woman in white do her own thang she was hurtin no one that didnt deserve to be hurt

#except sam #but thats because he was already fucking around #he needed to find out #mine #spn

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mioakem · 4 months

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The semester is ending in a week and I’m kinda happy I won’t be in gym anymore but there was something so coming of age about that class

#like I’m so sad to leave some of those ppl #even the ones I hate #except Sam #I fucking hate Sam

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comrade-cabbage · 2 years

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I was tagged by my friends @ababeinthewoods and @antacidsnakethe2nd

Relationship Status: single, never wished for one tbh!

Favourite Colour: rapidly shifting, but top three in no particular order: green, grey, and pink! (used to be that order but im now reevaluating how much i love pink and i think it's higher)

Favourite Foods: I absolutely love carbs, so stuff like spaghetti and potatoes are top tier! love breads and pastas and noodles and etc

Something I want: taking this as requiring a lighthearted and personal answer, i think the thing i'd like most right now is enough money to have bought a lot of games off my wishlist durign the (now over) steam summer sale!

Current Earworm: Daffodil by Florence and the Machine 💖! i take ages to get over music that gets stuck in my head, so my favorite artist releasing a new, amazing album is gonna have shocking staying power

Last thing I googled: "ten carat hill" since my friend was wanting advice on a nuzlocke strategy in pokemon sun and i was poking around different routes for items

Time: midnight thirty!

Dream Trip: just like, somewhere cold enough to see my breath and hopefully that has a really cool town library that i could sit inside of and stay warm. i was longing for the cold recently and it's been in my mind for a minute now...

i'd love to tag: @forxstboyfriend, @vidibit, @themissingaddams, @toxic-kombucha, and @polyolefinprince please 🌷💖

#thanks so much for the tags yall #i always love doing silly stuff like this #helps me stay sane #no pressure to the people i tagged #except sam #no pressure to do it but be NICE if youre gonna #smh meanie

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locallibrarylover · 8 months

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*by live theatre i mean plays, musicals, operas, ballets, concert versions of musicals, staged readings, & things of that nature. EDIT: YES this includes amateur, local, kids, high school, & community theatre. almost every show i've seen has been local

if you want, list the names of the shows you've seen in the tags!

#(if you saw this before no you didnt. i wanted to add more options)#anyways! very curious about how much live theatre people on here see.#personally i've 22 shows? those being: sleeping beauty (ballet). mary poppins. the lion king. the sound of music. once on this island.#little shop of horrors. mamma mia! chess. annie. music man jr. jesus christ superstar. joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat.#something rotten! sam's room. the blender. bad auditions by bad actors. the 10 worst breakups of all time. drugs are bad. fairy tale court.#peter and the starcatcher. a christmas carol. & robin hood! all of those have been local/community except lion king ^_^#(yes i also redid this because i forgot about robin hood & sleeping beauty...)#musings

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kiwichaeng · 1 year

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I just really don't like Ted...I don't know what it is but god I don't wanna sit through this

#I'm only here for Steven and his shit taste in men #except sam #evie's random shit #dynasty #dynasty spoilers

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crunchchute · 2 months

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I can be your devil

#crunchchute art #my art #sam and max #not waht i planned to draw today. at all.#this was meant to be a warmup i guess but its like. not a warmup at all lol #drawing everything except what im supposed to

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mossycobblestonewrites · 1 month

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DC X DP PROMPT #22

I've seen Everlasting Trio with Sam and Tucker being villains and Danny being a house husband, and I love it dearly, but what if it was flipped?

Danny isn't necessarily evil... He's nothing like how Dan operates, but he's still no where firmly on the 'good' spectrum. His lovely spouces on the other hand, had landed themselves onto the roster of the Justice League - and listen, Danny is very proud of them! Sam and Tucker worked very hard to get where they are, using their positions for immeasurable good. But, Danny is a bit over the whole hero thing. He would never stop his beloveds, but he's not going to make it easy on them.

Since Sam and Tucker had joined the JL, he's been biding his time. He didn't go into hiding, but he's been more subdued. They know what's up, they always know what's up. But Danny wants to have a good anniversary! And what could be a better anniversary than kidnapping your loved ones from work while their coworkers fight tooth and nail to retrieve them?

Maybe he's been listening to Jordan to much.. Danny won't complain! It sounds super romantic! So off he goes, with his brother and mirror sister, off to cause some minor mayhem.

#dc x dp #dpxdc #the dannys are evil but in a funny way #like a harmless evil #except for dan #most of the times #everlasting trio #danny phantom #dan phantom #dani phantom #sam manson #tucker foley #sam and tucker are heros and in the justice league #danny kidnaps them for their anniversary #the jl have no clue they are in a loving relationship #they also have no clue that danny wouldnt actually harm people #but its for the lols

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hithisiszooz · 2 months

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SUPER DANNY 0

MADCAT 1

KO!!!

#Zooz art #danny phantom #super danny #madcat #undergrowth sam #GET BOOP #OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY THO imagine if Sam didn’t turned down super Danny’s offer and became his sidekick #except it’s undergrowth Sam #idk I thought it’d be funny #boop #SUPPORT PALESTINE

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balleater · 2 months

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despite being more often than not a "rules as written" fan over "rule of cool", i really do love me a good "rules be damned, i'll give you this awesome moment" call. like matt giving fcg the otohan kill despite what her hp was at or brennan giving cerrit an extra mage slayer reaction attack at the end of calamity. honestly, if anything, i think the fact they mostly play by the book makes these moments even better because it really has that extra weight towards those decisions to put the rules aside.

#critical role #cr spoilers #i can't get over how crazy it was though. genuinely an incredible moment.#like tbh i was too entranced by the Incredible move sam made to cry or anything. i was so hype for how awesome it was.#it was perfect #but yeah usually whenever i see the dm advice of 'dont track a boss's hp just go off the Vibes' i get annoyed by it #but this was such an exception that i am SO glad that matt did it #im just fucking throwing words out there at rhis point i have no idea if any of my words make sense ever but #im trying to express how much i love this and its mostly just absolute nonsense

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dtkqplusplus · 2 years

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i am kissing quavkity on the mouth for including cst

#nobody ever says cst…#except Sam #i am also kissing Sam on the mouth btw

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anxious-pisces · 1 month

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so I married Sebastian

Abigail

Sam

Robin

Maru

Demetrius

Wizard

Gus

Evelyn

#everyone is so sweet #well...#except Demetrius #stardew valley #sdv #1.6 update #1.6 spoilers #sdv sebastian #sdv maru #sdv robin #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv demetrius

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drulalovescas · 11 months

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You gotta appreciate Supernatural for going above and beyond to let the audience know that Cas was Dean's

#supernatural #destiel #obsessed with ketch calling sam and gabe by their name except for cas🤡#“your angel”#Dean's angel

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firestorm09890 · 2 months

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Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats

#stardew valley #penny sdv #I didn't mention the SECOND opportunity to lose 1500 friendship with her #because I think if you go out of your way to date her and then tell her that you don't like her that way then you deserve it #but yeah she's super volatile #i was upset for a little bit after reading that one post saying the ‘right’ answer in the 2 heart event is ableist #like nooooo not my favorite farming game :(#except that in the context of several other things in the game it becomes clear that winning someone over #does not always mean doing the right thing #looking directly at how the easiest way to befriend shane and pam is by enabling their alcoholism #which is framed as a harmful thing even if the characters themselves like it #you have to lie to befriend other characters too like with sam dropping his egg #and you can lose a little friendship based on preferences like sebastian asking about what books you like #though to be fair if i saw someone who could potentially be cool and i found out that what they like was stuff im not into id also #lose interest a little #anyway those are all examples spread around on different characters #penny's got it all at once #me post

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