firestorm09890
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I'm Bluejay! they/she, 20 Don't expect consistency ever Mostly reblogs but sometimes I create my own bullshit- usually memes or text posts but occasionally writing or art Current special interests: touhou, kingdom hearts, and project moon's works when I say kingdom hearts I mean the apprentices mostlyAlso currently reading Dungeon Meshi
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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.
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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show
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this was so genuinely fucked
i have no idea how "pikachu's frozen corpse" was a concept that ever got far enough to end up in an actual pokemon game
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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol
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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
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Did some improv dub practice with @chongoblog and @paper-mario-wiki last night
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oh cool someone mentioned Zexion for me! well
the job Jevil fucked up in the Library? Was because it involved Zexion and those two have personal beef
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the desert that Hat Kid, Ratchet and Clank, and Samus are parked in is Calico Desert (Stardew Valley)
the apartment mentioned above is owned by Hank (Bear and Breakfast)
Yuyuko (Touhou Project) and Rulue (Madou Monogatari/Puyo Puyo) went on a date once
Xigbar (Kingdom Hearts), Mario (Mario), and Ryley (Subnautica) were on a kart racing team together
So I'm running a Smash Bros inspired D&D campaign where each session is based on a different games, and players can choose to play characters who aren't even in the canon Super Smash Bros games. There's also some text roleplay channels in the discord server for this and it's generally an all around Great Time™. Here's some highlights from the past two months
Sonic is a werewolf
The Batter (Off) almost vored Pikachu
Professor Layton gained the title of Tournament Dad and practically adopted half the roster
Sonic, Tails, Issun (Okami), Layton, and Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) solved a murder
The party found out that CR-S01 (Trauma Team) was falsely accused of bioterrorism and demanded that Phoenix Wright be his attorney in a retrial.
Descole (Professor Layton) constantly gets memed on by a bunch of teenagers
The crows from A Hat In Time are slowly overtaking the tournament. There's so many of them
Professor Layton is a Phantom Thief (Persona 5)
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
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this one is so real.
#don quixote#really hope that next canto they reveal she’s in her 40s or something#she’s said repeatedly that she isn’t a child but people neeeeed their nuclear family huh
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top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc
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ogh khux.............
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WOF tribe Merchant/Trading booth concepts:
Hey folks! This one was the recent winner of this WOF poll, so here’s my concept art that headcannons trading in Pyyria.
Read below cut for close-ups of the individual booths + the thought process / headcannons behind the design choices: 👇
Skywings: The Sky Kingdom’s mountain ranges provide plenty of pasture for raising sheep. As such, Skywing shepherds benefit from traveling to sell their wool, dyes, fabric, and woven tapestries. Many of these merchant tables also include herbs grown exclusively in the mountains, or ibex drinking horns that can be strapped on a dragon’s shoulder & carried in flight.
Along with goods, Skywing merchants may offer sewing services to fix tears, burn marks, or other fabric damage. They are sought out for their quality clothing, and most fabric across Pyyria originated from a Skywing’s talons.
Mudwings: Mudwings’ abundant food & cooking skills are envied almost anywhere in Pyrria. Their swamps have fertile soil, responsible for hosting diverse crops which can be purchased as produce at merchant stalls. For those lucky enough to find a traveling Mudwing merchant, the promise of a delicious dish can be whipped up and served at the stall in no time. Along with produce goods, Mudwings sell weaved baskets, spices, and cooking ware.
Sandwings: Sandwing booths offer luxuries of the desert: It’s most common to find accessories such as gold carved jewelry or musical instruments such as drums, lyres, & mandolins for sale. Though, even more sought out across Pyrria is Sandwing tattoos/piercings, which are done within the merchant areas. Ink etchings on papyrus paper are stationed outside their tents to showcase designs. All which can be selected, and poked into the skin with a tapping stick and plant dye ink by a trained talon.
Seawings: SeaWings sell a variety of ocean related goods; taking a share in the fish market with Icewings. Outside of food, there are den decorations like driftwood carvings, accessories such as seashell & pearl jewelry, and rope nets weaved by expert Seawing sailors. Some Seawings even sell fishing equipment, canoes, or offer sailor knot tying instructions to curious dragon buyers.
Nightwings: During the war, it was near impossible to find a Nightwing merchant. Most refused to participate in merchant territory, mostly as a way to keep up with their tribe’s mysterious nature.
Though in the more shady, unground parts of the market you can buy from a huge selection of obsidian weaponry, the sharpest in Pyyria. No one knew initially how Nightwings smithed so many weapons, or why, until their secret volcano kingdom and the intention to invade the rainforest was discovered. Then forging armor & weapons became clear. Along with a vast armory, for the right price, some Nightwing merchants offer Prophecies & Nightwing Literature (not always guaranteed to always be reliable) and assassin services as well (very reliable).
Rainwings: Though Rainwings haven’t been part of Pyyria’s trading for years, they have a vast hold on dragon medicine. An apothecary of herbs, salves, and remedies are all offered for various ailments due to the rainforest’s abundant resources. Along with medicinal goods, many Rainwings are fruit vendors, promising to any hesitant meat-eating dragons that such an array of flavors isn’t to be missed. Though, their fruit selling pitches often fall flat to most other predominantly meat-eating tribes.
Icewings: Icewings have everything a dragon could need to brace the cold, with a selection of goods only found in the most frigid regions of Pyyria. Furs, bone jewelry, and fresh fish (thanks to frost breath) are served on ice. Though Icewings themselves don’t require fur to withstand the cold, it’s considered fashionable and common in upper ranks to wear fur as a status symbol. Since metal is hard to smith without fire & in cold temperatures, fur and bone are more accessible to Icewings for clothing statements.
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Talking about the “scary” aspects of mental health feels weird, I’m stuck between “I sound like such a melodramatic edgelord. welcome to my twisted moind haha” and “ok if I say this people are legit going to put me down"
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hey I'm in this
Jevil (Deltarune) and Kilton (Breath of the Wild) are in a loving relationship
Narinder's (Cult of the Lamb) sulking post-defeat was so toxic that he drove everyone away including his two faithful henchmen and what finally snapped him out of it was a classic Kanako Yasaka (Touhou Project) girlboss moment
Spamton is there. Spamton was shot out of a cannon at King K. Rool's ship. Spamton was then set on fire immediately after. This was mostly on accident
So I'm running a Smash Bros inspired D&D campaign where each session is based on a different games, and players can choose to play characters who aren't even in the canon Super Smash Bros games. There's also some text roleplay channels in the discord server for this and it's generally an all around Great Time™. Here's some highlights from the past two months
Sonic is a werewolf
The Batter (Off) almost vored Pikachu
Professor Layton gained the title of Tournament Dad and practically adopted half the roster
Sonic, Tails, Issun (Okami), Layton, and Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) solved a murder
The party found out that CR-S01 (Trauma Team) was falsely accused of bioterrorism and demanded that Phoenix Wright be his attorney in a retrial.
Descole (Professor Layton) constantly gets memed on by a bunch of teenagers
The crows from A Hat In Time are slowly overtaking the tournament. There's so many of them
Professor Layton is a Phantom Thief (Persona 5)
#this is all stuff pulled directly from when vamp asked us for psychic damage last december#bash extravaganza
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So how about those splatfest themes, huh?
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