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Well, I hope men in the U.S.A enjoy paying child support for all those accidental babies.
Honestly, you should have just kept it in your pants.
#sorry not sorry#roe v wade#fuck this country#seriously#like strip all rights away why don't we?#oh#except for the guns#nope#got to ensure the 2A is protected at all cost#but fuck the lives of women#and children#lets force them to have babies#when those babies will just go to school in 10 years#and get shot#because america
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Pirate au cooper cause he’s one of my favorite characters
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the first, the last, and the only time (we touch)
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"omg they are so attractive😍😍"
The they in question:
#floyd's supposed to have a gun but azul hides it#😔#he also wears blue#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#floyd leech#floyd twisted wonderland#jade leech#jade twisted wonderland#azul ashengrotto#azul twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland meme#twst meme#twst funny#except its not funny#i convinced my mom to buy pandoro#instead of panetetone#its good but i ended up with powdered sugar all over me#also my computer makes a weird sound and i dont know why#its over 6 year old#so im not really concerned lmao
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the thing about killing jack drake in identity crisis is that it deprived us of the bruce and jack dynamic that makes tim miserable we deserved.
bruce doesn't know how to cook. jack also doesn't know how to cook. tim never wants to see a tuna fish sandwich again.
everytime bruce is too hard on tim, jack objects and says he should be easier on the boy. when bruce goes easier on him "you shouldn't be so soft on him."
bruce & jack argue over tim's future. bruce says he should be a detective. jack is adamant he should be an archeologist. tim would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
"uh. listen to bruce" jack says. "uh. listen to your father" bruce says. tim doesn't want to listen to either of them.
how expensive are trips to paris again?
after bruce returns from the timestream he figures he may as well offer tim's jobless dad a job at the company side of batman inc. on account of he knows the secret. this job involves a lot of travel. now both of tim's dads are traveling 75% of the year. tim wonders why this keeps happening to him.
shit, he can't go to paris if bruce and jack are there.
#bruce wayne#jack drake#tim drake#they keep up golfing together except now bruce doesn't have to hold back against jack anymore. jack is very tired of losing.#bruce doesn't feel bad at all. he's still a little salty over the whole threatened with a gun thing.
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This moment is still so fucking funny
#sid rants#rvb#red vs blue#i also love the detail of everyone except caboose holding up their guns#man cannot see SHIT outta that helmet#y’know if they’d just shot felix here a LOT could’ve been avoided lmao
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Danny: sticking snacks in the wall
Jazz: “Nuh-uh. You are not putting that in the wall.”
Danny: What?
Jazz: Your snack. Eat it now or seal it up and decontaminate it.
Danny: I want to save it for later. It’ll be a midnight snack.
Jazz: That’s fine. Just not in the wall, and it needs to be decontaminated first.
Danny: Why?
Jazz: Out of sight out of mind. Do you remember what happened the last time you put one of those in the wall?
Danny: What? Pssh. N-no. No I don’t remember anything. Nothing happened a-and I got to eat yummy snacks.
Jazz: Oh really? You don’t remember? Let me refresh it for you. Your snack became sentient, tore a hole through the drywall, and started attacking us. At 2am. We lost our security deposit.
Danny: The landlord couldn’t prove anything! They didn’t even show up on the security cameras!
Jazz: pointed look
Danny: sigh Fine. I’m hungry now anyway.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#jazz fenton#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dc x dp au#jasmine fenton#dp crossovers#he likes his snacks your honor#except instead of being the snack that smiles back his become the snack that fights back#goldfish#Danny definitely sang the song and did finger guns at the end while trying to catch them all#he also sang the Pokémon song#Sam recorded it#Tucker has it as his ringtone#jazz also has it as her ringtone but she keeps her phone on vibrate#she just doesn’t want to lose the security deposit again
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Have a guy and his non canon FN P90
Drew his tattoo from scratch bc the references were all blurry as hell but at least i have my beloved symmetry tool
#hes good practice for colouring fabric i tell ya#call of duty#cod fanart#sebastian krueger#cod krueger#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty warzone#call of duty fanart#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#fanart#cerberulix art tag#no reason for that particular gun except the fact that i found out abt it recently#and liked the funky shape#idc its a bullpup
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Ice 1.06 the X-files is iconic because it shows how little fluffy 5'2" Special Agent Dana Scully, who even if they had more cases than we saw had been a field agent for less than a dozen investigations, is 100% willing to bodily fight a bunch of strangers twice her mass with no backup at the slightest provocation. She's a little deranged, honestly, but I respect her so much
#dana scully#txf#ice 1.06#she's consistent about this for most of the series too (except when cc forgets lol)#of course this is also the girl who pulled a gun on g.d in a parkinglot so 😆❣️
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Gun and Goo with Reader: Manga Raws
G/N. Silly.
Gun has a headache. The type of throbbing that starts at the temples before spreading across his entire skull, his ears and jaw and neck, that would leave a weaker person debilitated.
Fortunately he is not weak. Unfortunately, he still needs to put up with you and Goo.
"Please?"
Goo takes one look at you, and mimics your expression, "Yeah, please?"
Gun peers, features not indicating any discomfort, impassively into yours and Goo's face. Both batting your eyelashes at him, mouth pulled down, bottom lip jutting out in a way some would describe as cute and pitiful.
He takes one drag of his cigarette then blows the smoke in your direction.
It has the desired effect.
Goo reels back, spluttering and waving the fumes away and pulling you back with him.
"Say something!" He stage-whispers into your ear.
"Like what?"
"Anything! I don't care. Do whatever. Get on your knees and beg or blow-"
"Stop if you don't want me to pluck out your tongue," You shove the blonde roughly, eyes narrowing at his words.
There's a huff of amusement behind you and you seize your opportunity.
"Gun," you coo, whirling round, "The manga raws are out, the translations are always shit and delayed. You're fluent in Japanese. Of course we were gonna ask you. It's gonna take five minutes, tops." Your reasoning falls on deaf ears, charming smile ignored, and Gun raises an eyebrow in your direction.
It's time for your trump card.
"I know you have a headache. You know that we won't stop being annoying until you help us. And we all know that that headache can get much much worse."
Goo nods enthusiastically in your peripheral vision.
Letting out a sigh of defeat, Gun begrudging caves, "Fine-"
"Oh!" You weren't sure it was going to work, "Thanks-"
"Except," Gun throws Goo a smirk, "You can't tell Goo what happens."
You give Goo a thumbs up behind your back at the same time as you grin and say, "Deal!"
#i just had this silly scenario. imagine during guns better moods if he reads the raw mangas to you and goo like bedtime stories#except its all deadpan. someone dies deadpan. hype moment deadpan. funny moment deadpan#lookism#lookism x reader#lookism webtoon#lookism manhwa#gun park x reader#lookism fic#gun park#goo kim#goo kim x reader#park jonggun#kim joongoo#wannaeatramyeon
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he is so. to me
closeups of my favorites <3
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#you can understand now why venom!noir occurred to me#skrungly little creacher#that’s a cat right there. a spidery kitten#(he is 6 foot something i write him as 30 and he Has a Gun)#or rather 32… ken im joining u#had a mild case of Blinded by Hearts Upon Seeing Noir in 2018#has returned with a VENGEANCE#he also has big ol eyes they’re just metaphorical#i usually strongly dislike when fandom decides something is non negotiable for a character#the only exception to this is that noir’s favorite color is purple#solely because Purple Lovers are insane over purple. like whole room all clothes every gift insane#that’s a noir thing to do/be i think#cw gun
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“dm me if you need to talk”???? sorry i guess for the insurmountable pain your fans inflicted upon you for 12 years. it’s definitely our fault you made that gay sex tape for airport security and joked about fucking your coworker at every opportunity. i had no idea we had stripped you of your agency in such a way. jensens gonna be devastated. he’ll never release the tapes now
#whatever are we to do#honestly this whole thing is so stupid i honestly loved the big bag actors response#‘why would i defend myself against something that’s not actually offensive’#mish u literally could’ve just said that#i get its awk but cmon man#no one’s holding you at gun point here#(except maybe the CW)#anyways I’m done sorry#this is the last I’ll speak on the matter#ava rambles#misha collins#bisha gate#spn#supernatural
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mav,drunk on JD: you ever wonder why there’s leezerds in the mountains but neer snakes
ice: i wish you would stop saying odd shit
#source: yellowstone except i don’t remember the quote that well LMAO#top gun 1986#pete maverick mitchell#icemav#tom iceman kazansky#top gun incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Maverick, you back them up with Merlin on Ready Five.
#Top Gun#Maverick#Pete Mitchell#pilvimarja edits#the way this mirrors that first classroom scene except now he's humbled and heartbroken and traumatized 🙃
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from: thirteen by @anna-scribbles
art by me :)
start from the beginning // read the november chapter // read the most recent chapter (january)
hey listen. look me in my eyes. have you read thirteen by anna scribbles. i think you need to read thirteen by anna scribbles. i think if you want your life to be forever changed you need to read thirteen by anna scribbles. i think if you are a person who is breathing and alive you need to read thirteen by anna scribbles. thank you
#thirteen#miraculous ladybug#ml art#emilie agreste#adrien agreste#miraculous ladybug fic#ml fic#ml fic rec#my art#THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN HAUNTING THE INSIDE OF MY BRAIN EVER SINCE I READ THE NOVEMBER CHAPTER BACK IN NOVEMBER#now. listen. in an ideal world i would've done this way back in november but uhhhhhhh i don't know what happened. suddenly it was december#and now it's february! not sure how that happened. anyway my goal is to be making a piece of art for each chapter to convey#just how fucking INSANE this fic makes me feel. like how crazy and insane and awesomely constructed it is. anna just GETSSSS ITTTTTTT#(and is using her 'get it' ability to hurt me bodily)#like with every chapter i read i am just assaulted with this intense desire to Make An Image which is not really an impulse im used to#since i don't draw a ton but anna's voice is just so evocative of images in a way that just. inspires every creative impulse inside of me#i took forever to read the december chapter but the moment i read it i already had an idea of something i wanted to draw for it.#my idea is. well. complex for me to say the least but as i told anna i am determined to make my skills match whatever i need to do because#the way she writes it is literally haunting me it is shooting me with a gun it is so something i have no idea how to handle#except i guess to repeat her themes and ideas and imagery in a collage of sorts#i don't know that's what my october chapter comic felt like- a collage. and this one does too in a way even though it's very different#i just like connecting the dots. and then smashing the dots together in an image#anyway. read thirteen. it is changing me all the way down to the dna
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i really want a story in which tim and lois get up to snoopery, sneakery, spying, and shenanigans together. i don't have a plot for this yet but i want it so bad. lois would be such an enabler to tim and i want to see it!!!! they're both nosy little bastards with an inability to stay in their own lanes (ha) or to sit idly by when they perceive they can do something about a problem!! i need them to get up to something together...
#my vision is that tim interns with lois for a semester or something and there's so much office gossip bc lois NEVER takes interns#they meet tim and he seems like a polite nice little guy. unassuming. what did lois make an exception for him for???#and then toyman sends a small army of toy soldiers with real guns into a shopping mall and lois goes CMON TIM and tim.#instead of going YOU WANT TO RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT???#goes Let's take my car it'll get us there faster!!!#and cat grant and jimmy olsen just stare at each other over the coffeemaker for a minute and then (in very different tones of voice)#just say in unison ''oh boy. there's two of them...''#rimi talks#tim#lois#ft. background kon and clark going hmm. two of them. yup there they go. should we--? yeah probably okay let's go
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