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temiizpalace · 4 months

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☆┆TEND TO MY WOUNDS !

SUMMARY: red alert! he’s injured! it’s alright, for the prefect of ramshackle is here to save the day.

CHARACTERS: leona, jade, jamil, rook, idia

(i spun a wheel to try and write other characters.. jamil and leona just love me teehee)

GENRE: fluff

WARNINGS: the boys get injured, but nothing is life threatening. — cursing — MENTIONS OF BLEEDING (not fatal)

ROMANTIC, ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP

reader is g/n, reader is yuu

🦁┆LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

“shit! ow—“

leona groans, feeling the stinging pain of alcohol rubbed onto his forehead. spelldrive didn’t go as it usually did.

everything was normal. practice was going well, and everybody was doing the proper training regiments. it was all fun watching leona and everybody practice by a nearby tree. except leona wasn’t practicing this afternoon.

today, he felt like napping right beside you. he laid his head in your lap, sound asleep. this all goes south when some freshmen decide to mess around, sending the disc flying in your direction.

typically leona would’ve been able to divert it with magic, but feeling a little hazy from barely awakening, it hit him straight on the forehead.

now here you both are, present in the infirmary, leona sitting on the cot, and you being his own personal doctor. “i can’t believe the great leona kingscholar got hit by a spelldrive disc. it is truly an honor to witness it first hand.” you joke, causing him to roll his eyes.

“tch.. whatever— FUCK.” it’s funny to see leona in such a state. one where his tough guy act isn’t all the way up. you thought he’d brush off the pain like a man, but surprise! we learn something new everyday.

“haha.. wait here. i need to find bandages.” you walk over to the cabinet, only to find all the boxes of bandages empty. except for one. a bandaid box. you snicker at the sight of them and take a couple out of the box. leona raises a brow as he heard your giggling in the back til you made your way back towards him.

you stood in front of him and placed the bandaids on his forehead. he liked the close proximity. he likes being by your side. you caring for him like this is actually one of his deepest desires. he won’t ever say it aloud of course, but he hopes you take the hints.

“you are now officially cured.” you grin, finally applying the last bandaid. he stood up, looking you in the eyes. he wanted to thank you. wanted to thank you for helping him. wanted to thank you for caring enough about him to do this. to help him.

but leona being leona cannot say thank you. “..I don’t wanna owe you any favors so,” he pulls out his wallet from his pocket and throws it to you. you catch it, nearly dropping all the thaumarks inside on the floor. “go buy somethin’ while you’re at it.”

he ruffles your hair, walking out of the infirmary. you flip through the wallet, it barely closing due to the amount of cards and thaumarks inside. rich boy privileges go crazy. ruggie wasn’t kidding when he said leona was stinkin rich. all you could do was stand there, shocked.

leona walks back out to the field, hearing the team laugh as he approaches. he looks at them with a puzzled look, the laughing becoming unbearable. “oi, what’s so funny? mind tellin’?”

“cute bandaids ya got there, boss. shishishishi..” ruggie chuckles, looking at leona’s super cute and silly unicorn bandaids on his forehead. at first, he’s confused. then he rips a bandaid off and looks at the patterns.

start running <3

🐬┆JADE LEECH

“jade, stop moving!”

you sigh, trying to place a bandaid on jade’s cut. you wanted to help him cook today since mostro lounge has been extremely busy lately. azul had been working him to the bone, so he used his time off as a way to spend time with you.

only to end up back in the kitchen, but whatever. since you’re there, it’s all good. while chopping a mysterious vegetable, (it’s a mushroom..) he accidentally cut his finger. he wasn’t paying attention to where he was cutting. cause he was looking at you.

normally somebody would wince in pain, but jade is jade. so. “oh my, this is unexpected.” he says, as his blood gets on his gloves and contaminates the mushrooms. “oh my what— OH MY GOSH, JADE.” you yell, as he’s abnormally calm about the fact blood was all over the mushrooms.

so now he’s sitting at one of the barstools in mostro lounge as you try to patch up his finger. anytime the bandaid gets remotely close to the cut, he squirms and jerks his hand away. you can’t tell if he’s messing with you or if he’s just sensitive to touch because he still has his dumb polite smile.

“jade. stop. moving.” you grunt, trying to grab his wrist to hold his hand still. “fufu..” his stupid chuckle is usually very nice but it’s just growing irritating.

for some reason he still has the impulse to tease you. even when injured. all you want to do is care for him, so why is he making this so difficult?! is he waiting for something?

oh. that’s an idea.

“jade, may i see your hand?” you ask, putting the bandaid on the counter. he raises a brow, but complies nonetheless. “of course. do be gentle though, im wounded.” well no shit.

you held his hand gently, raising a finger up to your lips. you place a gentle kiss on his finger. not on the wound exactly, but near it. his eyes slightly widened and his cheeks tinted slightly red. he loses his composure for just a moment, giving you time to apply the bandaid onto his cut.

you smile in victory, standing up from your seat. “there, all better!” you winked at him before making your way back to the kitchen. he sat there, dumbfounded. how curious.. if that’s a way to get free kisses..

“oh dear, it appears i had just cut my lower lip. what a shame. it appears i am in need of some assistance.” this wasn’t even five minutes later.

🐍┆JAMIL VIPER

“you scream like a girl.”

you laugh as jamil looks away from you. he couldn’t bear to look you in the eyes. a little earlier, the both of you were sitting in the lounge of ramshackle as comfortable silence filled the air.

he was flipping through pages of a book while you leaned onto his shoulder, playing a game of some sort on your phone.

“..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

that silence was interrupted as you heard a high pitched scream next to you, turning your head to see jamil absolutely mortified and panicked.

“JAMIL?! WHAT IS—“ then you spotted it. the wretched cockroach crawling on the table. he shut his book and threw it at the table, missing. now he’s grabbing all nearby objects to kill the insect.

“JAMIL PLEASE CALM DOWN, PLEASE! FUCK, JAMIL—” he ended up using his magic, but used a lil too much. as you held him back, his leg bumped against the table, causing him to scurry back to the couch.

confirming that the roach had cleared the premises, you sat next to him and checked the bump on his leg. his breaths were heavy and a sweat was across his brow. you would’ve thought he looked insanely attractive if it weren’t for the incident just before.

now he’s embarrassed, his hood is pulled over, and he’s pouting as he looks away from you. “i think you got a small cut, but it should be fine. i’ll go get some bandaids!” you hum, getting up from the cushions to find the box of bandages.

he completely humiliated himself in front of you. he was weak in front of you. and he hates that. “im back and here to repair your boo-boo.” you came back with the box, sitting back down and opening it. you remove a bandaid and slowly apply it til you hear him mutter something.

“sorry.”

“hm? sorry, couldn’t hear ya. mind speaking up for me?” you heard him perfectly fine. he irks before speaking up, his tone hinted with annoyance. “sorry.”

“all is forgiven, my love.” you smile, wrapping your arms around him and pulling him into a hug. he sighs, reciprocating the hug and leaning onto you. “please forget you saw that..” he mumbles, his face practically burning.

you chuckle, playing with loose strands of his hair as the both of you now lied on the couch. “no promises..” he clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes, but placed a quick kiss on your cheek. he shuts his eyes, needing to recharge.

“mhm. love you too, jamil.” you whisper, allowing him to rest on your chest. he fell asleep in no time flat. let him rest. or even better yet, join him!

🏹┆ROOK HUNT

“how’d you fall?”

you ask, seeing as rook lied on the ground. i don’t know how to explain his pose, he’s just a theatre kid.

“never mind the details, ma chère. all that matters is that you had rushed to my rescue!” he smiles as you stood there. the most deadpan expression on your face. “i’ll just go get you bandages and not question it.” “merci!”

you rush to the infirmary, grabbing the bandages and rushing out. if nobody knew better, they’d all have assumed that rook was dead. he hasn’t moved an inch.

“where’d you injure yourself?” you ask, crouching down and inspecting his arms. “non, non. you must guess!” he laughs, sitting up right away. you groan as he initiated such an idea. “rook. im not going to guess—“

“if that is the case, ill be stuck in everlasting pain! it’d be unbearable.” he sighs dramatically, causing you to furrow your brow. “fine. did you injure your leg?” you grumble, checking each limb.

he shook his head, smiling like an absolute idiot. “here, allow me to give you a hint.” he grabs your hand guiding it to the place of the wound. of course he can’t do it without teasing you a little.

he places your hand on his shoulder, his hand, his neck, til eventually he stopped on his cheek. “my injury can be found around here.”

you look at his cheek, but there is no cut, scratch, or bruise to be seen. you raise a brow at him, but he has no shift in reaction. “rook, are you lying to me?” rook shook his head, looking you in the eyes. “I wouldn’t lie to you, mon amour. perhaps you need a closer look.”

before he could even explain what that meant, he pulled you towards him. causing you to fall onto him. “can you see it now?” he asks, staring at you lovingly.

you sigh, pulling a bandage out and placing it onto his lips. his eyes widened, but he wasn’t mad. not in the slightest! he wrapped his arms around you. taking this opportunity for a cuddle session.

despite your “annoyance,” you smiled and laughed slightly. “you’re impossible, rook.”

he nuzzled his head into the crook of your neck, humming happily as you spoke. his fingers intertwined with yours as the sun hit both of your figures. creating a scene resembling one of a fairytale.

💀┆IDIA SHROUD

“you can’t lock yourself into your room because of this.”

you slightly chuckle as you patch up idia’s knee. moments before, his PE class had to do the sprints. looks like he went to class on the wrong day.

while he was running, he tripped on a conveniently placed rock and fell on his knee. ortho quickly went to find you and bring you to idia so that you can comfort him.

he had tears coming from his eyes, which caused ortho to panic. you both carried him to the infirmary since he had an inability to walk. you situated him onto the cot and grabbed some bandages from the cabinets. “don’t worry niisan! the prefect will take good care of you!”

ortho chimed, trying his best to comfort his brother. idia felt his stress lessen, but that doesn’t change the immense pain he was in. “thank you, ortho. but i don’t im ever gonna to go outside again.”

he mumbles, causing ortho to pout. you come back with the bandages, smiling as you sat to the side of the cot. “im gonna have to go explain to coach vargas why you’re not here! hang tight, niisan!”

you waved to ortho, leaving just you and idia in the infirmary. “idia, you’re not going to die because of this.” you smile, placing the bandage onto his knee. idia groans, picking at his fingers. “i looked so cringe just now. definitely not my moment.”

“you didn’t look cringe, idia. you got hurt.” you grabbed his hand and held it in yours. he smiles slightly as you tried to reassure him. it was endearing to him. “thanks.. but i want to lock myself in my room for like ever after this..” he quickly mutters, hoping you wouldn’t hear that. surprise! you heard him.

“no idia, you can’t lock yourself in your room forever after this.” you sigh, realizing this was the man you fell in love with. “what? you can come too. you’d be free from all the normies surrounding you.” he stated bluntly.

“..no.” you hesitantly said, squeezing his hand slightly. you both sat in the infirmary for a few more moments before you sat up and let go of his hand. “can you stand?”

“no.” he quickly replies, not even bothering to try. you stare at him before exhaling deeply. “i’ll bring your switch then. wait here.” he smiled as he watched you exit the room. he appreciated how understanding you were. how you knew what he wanted before he even had to ask. ..well, most of the time anyway.

when you came back, you sat next to him on the cot. you both played smash bros together, playing until the console runs out of batteries. lucky for him, his console lasts for almost an entire week before it runs out of power.

let me just say, he beat your ass in smash bros.

A/N: this sat in my drafts for a very long time. i had to brainstorm A LOT to see how idia could get injured.

date published: 1/27/24

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twisted wonderland fluff #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #jade leech x reader #jamil viper x reader #rook hunt x reader #idia shroud x reader #twst fluff #twst #twst wonderland

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linhfoxmoive · 2 months

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Lil Guardsman!! - Except it’s a collision of all my sticky note doodles I drew instead of working lmao :)

Been watching Kubz Scouts play this game, and as he posted videos of it gradually the past few days I kept making doodles while anticipating for the next episode (I’m both sad and happy the series ended, but wahh 😭) and immediately from the first episode I found a character I just adored to bits!!

So she’s the first character I decided to draw reasonably enough, Lieutenant Stryker… 🥺💚

Then believe it or not, I drew Stryker once again!! 😩 (With the addition of Chloe, cause y’all, the crack ship potential between these two bro would be so funny 💀)

But then but then, I doodled Stryker again again except just chibified cause it’s easier/faster 🤯🤯

Also she’s basically saying “NUH UH.”

And I DREW STRKYER AGAIN AGAIN, AGAIN- With the addition of the two other royal advisors, yuh 😼👍

Stryker and Ashe arguing/fighting while Malcom is just there shouting random stuff, is the finest content I could ever ask for bro :’)

And you won’t believe this but then I drew Stryker for like, the 5th time for this week again ☺️ (This doodle is totally not directed towards me myself at all teehee)

And here’s the last doodle I finished today that I started around yesterday right before the last video Kubz Scouts made of the game, and I’m sure you’ll be expecting this-

But it’s Ashe!! Based off that one scene where she was talking about holding enemies close and friends closer to the point of kissing- AHAHA, did you think I would say that I drew Stryker again? That’s crazy bro, I wonder what gave that impression it’s almost like she’s my favorite character haha lmao (Yes I will keep posting doodles of just mainly Stryker after this, AND yes I’m going unhinged) 🤭

Ngl, loki I MIGHT digitalize some of these doodles cause drawing on paper is so easy to make mistakes on and hard to fix, so as soon as I get my tablet to work again uhm. Trust bro I totes got this 🥲

(Also beware of reading the tags, I yap too much in them as usual :’D)

#lieutenant stryker #councilwoman ashe #court jester malcom #chloe (lil guardsman)#IT’S MAINLY JUST STRYKER TO BE HONEST…#lil guardsman royal advisors #lil guardsman #fanart #doodle #but it's on paper this time woah traditional #also I swear I always never draw the main character lmao sorry Lil I’ll do you justice one day-#anyways the brainrot I have on this game and mainly Stryker let’s be real is both fueling and killing me HELPksof #also the royal advisors are hands down my favorite trio and probably characters in the whole game #plus the beloved fantastico hat man I can never forget him for I love him #it feels like it would be criminal of me to stop drawing fanart of them now..pls I need more fanart content bro 😭😭#okay thanks for listening to my yapping if you did byeebyebyeededownfph for another month or something-

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quadrant-query · 7 months

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why are like 2/3rds of these anons just going like: (guy whos about to get your hive blown up voice) "hey grumblr blog just made like a night ago what do you think about illegal shit and treason and fucking aliens? haha wouldnt that be so funny and cool dont you wanna endorse that? btw dont worry the empress TOTALLY never uses or monitors this site haha teehee so its safe to tell me" - 🔧

Yeah, it feels a little bit like I'm being scouted by cops.

I mean, what reason would these bitches be coming into the inbox of a troll they don't know, spouting a bunch of treasonous nonsense right out the gate except to be like;

You fucks don't know if I'm a narc or not, you know? I could make a shit ton of money reporting some of you.

#not advice

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boxenstopp · 3 months

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previous one here (ep 1)

EPISODE 2 OF CZECH IT OUT GOING INSANE TIME

youtube

LETS GO!!

omfg i love these boys so much. anyway shadow here calls them "double Ms" and carzzy makes, probably an innuendo by telling him to get between his legs? marek then, in the intro, says stuff about double m two, and refers to them as "me and matyas" which first of all. he says matyas!! second of all, the says matyas? without the š?? could be english-izing.

carzzy then with the. and this is literally all i can think of when i hear/see it. beauty vlogger intro. "hello guys :)" but his eyes look completely dead i love it so much.

then there's a cut because you know these bitches were just awkwardly staring into the camera for far too long.

NOW. HAIR SAGA. carzzy needs to check his hair with his phone (fucking girl) and humanoid just starts messing with his too like I GET IT GUYS. YOURE LITTLE PRINCESSES. humanoid and his movement actually like he thinks he's in a hair commercial. and then.

needs to bump into carzzy because while carzzy is loud about being an attention whore and everyone knows it, humanoid is also one, just. more private about it or something (not really if i'm pointing it out here) probably planning something devious.... like calling carzzy hot.

NEXT. i always do a watch of these beforehand so i know what i'm getting into but honestly. always makes me gasp when humanoid leans over and just says "you're so fucking hot, oh my god" . like okay he can do that sure but normally that's a backing down type thing not a teehee i want attention from by bf. cannot overstate how much this means to me foaming at the mouth im normal guys im normal

also nothing except humanoid has. arms. and carzzy says he's "lost it mentally" but i mean we all knew that already.

THIS FRAME. a) carzzy with the eyes b) the fact that he actually leans towards marek like he's going right baby? hmm? good midlaner!!

also marek has the "backing down" face again cause his ryze got countered by the pantheon oh no :<<< he also does a little apologetic look down at back at carzzy like he's ashamed. this also makes carzzy laugh way too hard cause i mean, free insult for him xdd.

THEN. the synchronized stomped "to the floor" is AMAZING because they look so fucking proud like yes guys WE GOT IT.

so far no "marek brazda"s :( also genuinely i need to state how much these guys are pretty much the same around each other. constant just blatant insults, intense neediness same fucking humor all of it. there is no like needy/patient angle to me. humanoid would call himself the patient one sure, but he is WRONG.

really good carzzy face here btw. what he looks like in my mind 24/7.

+ bullying carzzy time! poor little sad baby can't hit an mf ult and it's call his fault until it isn't :( he goes on to go boo hoo actually it's reallt hard to hit an ult and it relies on MY team who were doing shit and ACTUALLY they were calling me a perfect player like yesterday so whose fault is it >:(

humanoid's face when carzzy claims that he'd called carzzy a perfect player

here we also get one of the stupidest dom/sub moments because really i don't know what else to call it. carzzy says humanoid shouldn't talk cause he isn't allowed. and then as a little funny joke haha humanoid pitches his voice disgustingly high and says. fucking. "yes i agree master" i mean he regrets it immediately after but he still said. that.

THE THING I TALKED ABOUT LAST EP . where one of them just entirely backs down and goes actually youre the fucking best thing in the universe. and this time it's marek and he's cute and stuff about it and actually very thought through explanation of how carzzy carries the entire team 1v9 <3 i mean not that this is a standard, he goes right back to insulting carzzy's elise but the dynamic of it is so so good chomping on thoughts rn

next segment is just humanoid making noises :)

carzzy goes on a rant about how he was sad and crying and depressed (but in a teehee way if that makes sense. in a :3 way.) and like any normal person humanoid GETS UP, has a weird scuffle and pulls carzzy's hood over his head. i mean you could argue carzzy initiated it but they're always on the verge of bodying each other. classic carzzynoid behavior love how they never explain shit youre just supposed to sit and stare like wtf

FINALLY THE ENDING. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW CZECH IT OUT TORTURES ME. BUT THE ENDING. IS EVEN MORE TORTUROUS.

THIS SHIT. i have no comment i feel like if i did it would be exactly this. silence. they do this shit in complete silence. (we also get a bit of a bi thing w carzzy and humanoid saying i love you which is a thing. they do. but im also so tired goodnight lol enjoyers.)

VIDEO END.

final thoughts: ouwghdhwja. ahhhooaaaaaa. every time i watch one of these i go damn, they posted this? they went, hmm, this is good for out branding. 2 disasters trying to overcome their disaster-ly mess and come out on the other side exactly the same, just way more fucking annoying aboutit. what am i even saying anymore. also no marek brazda's :( too busy being gay ig

#lol stuff #czech it out recaps #ep 2 #Youtube

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alternian-survival-advice · 7 months

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Hi I am. A lime blood. Help.

HAHA, VERY FUNNY JOKE! SO SILLY XD AFTER ALL IF YOU WERE LIME OR ANY COLOR OFF THE HEMOSPECTRUM YOU WOULDNT ADMIT THIS EVEN ANONYMOUSLY, EVEN WITH A VPN, PUBLICLY EVER! EVER! IF YOU WANTED TO SURVIVE, I MEAN! VERY SILLY ANON, TEEHEE, SO FUNNY! NEVER FROGET THAT THERE ARE EMPIRICAL DATASCRAPERS THAT WORK LOCALLY TOO! ANYWAY HYPOTHETICALLY LETS IMAGINE YOU WERE WRITING A STORY ABOUT SOMETHING SILLY AND FANTASTICAL AND IN THIS SILLY FANTASTICAL IMAGINARY WORLD YOU HAVE A CHARACTER WHO IS A LIMEBLOOD. IN THAT CASE THEN MAYBE YOU COULD EXPLAIN YOUR CHARACTER SURVIVING FOR SO LONG BY BEING REALLY LUCKY! MAYBE THEYRE HEMOANON AND VERY VERY SUPER INCREDIBLY CAREFUL! OR POSSIBLY THEY COULD TRY TO PASS AS OLIVE, SINCE THAT'S THE CLOSEST TO THEIR COLOR AND IT'D BE THE EASIEST! EITHER WAYTHEY PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT TO DO ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES THEIR BLOOD COLOR, WHICH SOMETIMES EVEN COMMUNAL SCUTTLEBUGGIES DO, AND DOCTERRORISTS OF COURSE, MANY JOB INTERVIEWS (EXCEPT SHADY ONES YOU REALLY DON'T WANT!), CERTAIN KINDS OF LONG RANGE TRAVEL, AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER THINGS! FOR THIS IMAGINARY VERY SILLY CHARACTER WITH PROBLEMS THAT DEFINITELY AREN'T REAL, BECAUSE IF THEY WERE THIS ADVICE WOULD BE SUPER DUPER INCREDIBLY TREASONOUS AND YOU WOULD BE DEAD ANYWAY, IT WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL TO BE EITHER A SHUT IN OR LIVE AS OFF THE GRID AS POSSIBLE, LIVING IN A CITY SHOULD BE OFF LIMITS IF YOUR CHARACTER IS SMART AND NOT COMICALLY LUCKY, AND IF YOUR CHARACTER LIVES IN THE CITY NOW THEY SHOULD ABSOLUTELY GET OUT OF THERE. ACTUALLY, FUNNILY ENOUGH, IF YOUR CHARACTER LIVES ANYWHERE AT ALL EVEN THE WILDNERNESS THEY SHOULD TOTALLY DEFINITELY GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY IF THEY WERE TO DO SOMETHING SUPER FROGETFUL AND DANGEROUS LIKE ASK SOMEONE ONLINE FOR HELP FOR THE PROBLEM IN PLAIN ALTERNIAN INSTEAD OF BEING SUBTLE. SO FUNNY HOW THAT IS!

#MOD LILLIE #ITS SO FUNNY HOW THIS IS SO FAKE AND NOT REAL AND ALL ABOUT IMAGINARY STUFF #TEEHEE LOL VERY SILLY HAHA LOL #IMAGINARY FAKE TROLL CHARACTER SHOULD DEFINMITELY WEAR MAKEUP JUST IN CASE ALSO #ASKS #ALSO YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER REVEAL THIS INFO TO PEOPLE THEY NDONT KNOW AND TRUST! HAHA YKNOW #OBVIOUSLY #unreality

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toaster-selfships · 1 month

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hi again kane ! ive seen a lot of different humanized designs of cars characters and i wanted to ask how u urself imagine them either thru ur own art or if theres a particular piece of fanart that uve seen that matches ur mental image of them rly well? :o i hope uve been having a good weekend! (@dmclr)

HIYA!!! There are certainly a lot of different humanized designs for them, it's very interesting!! I hope you've been having a good weekend too! And thank you very much for such an ask! Believe it or not, I love babbling over my humanized designs for them, after all thats, well, thats them to me!! My loves!!

Funny you ask though, I actually already answered an ask just like this one!(Shocking, I know /geniune) HERE!

Truthfully, now that I think about it, I should probably add that into my pinned post, haha! Though, my gallery and pinterest are riddled with humanization drawings that are just nail on the head for me, and I might lean towards using other people's art(with credit, as i did in the other ask) when showing my humanizations for them(with exceptions to the ones that don't have any to how i see them and i have to draw myself((not that i mind teehee))) just because I don't know how well my art reflects that, and especially with the art I did in that other ask was very rushed doodle art so it's off and messy looking.

I'm not sure if you know how to search tumblr blogs(should be a little magnifying glass in the top right corner near where you click on the ask box and stuff) and if you look up the tag "Kaneart"(idk if you have to capitalize the 'K' or not) you should be able to see all the art I've posted so far! And I have a lot more completed art works there that are fully fleshed out and colored, that might help a bit.

But! If you have any particular one you're curious about/I didn't mention in that other post/wanna make me explode/etc. 100% feel free to ask me about any of that stuff cause I SHALL ANSWER!! Can't promise it'll be in two sentences or less though😅

#challenge where i talk about something or answer something in less than a paragraph #but in that other ask I just brushed over my main F/Os and stuff #but thats like the main overview. small little details or progresssive changes i headcannon them to have like freckles or wrinkles or-#-hair changes is a WHOLE post that could be made about well..really theyd probably have to have their dedicated one cause it mightbe length #tons of little details in them...welp. i now know what my next gush post may be about UAJDJDJF #but truly thank you!! love getting to yap and or yammer. nonetheless about these sillies

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warp--space · 11 months

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Can... Can we get some enemies to lovers headcanons for you and All Might?

Oh boy. So uh. Welcome to the MySpace Universe.

General personality headcanons:

Rian aka Warp Space is a young and spirited hero in a mission in Japan to try to take down The World's Number One Villain. He knew he was probably in over his head... And yeah he was right, but he wasn't a quitter.

All Might is that villain, and he's a rough and tumble bastard who was not expecting a cute little portal-maker to try to go one on one with him. It would have been insulting... If the younger man wasn't so fucking adorable.

Rian has a day job at a coffee shop to keep the lights on, since he's young and "expendable" and going largely unpaid for his troubles.

All Might tracks him down and starts visiting the coffee shop in disguise. He knows everything about Rian, thanks to his extensive network of allies.

Rian knows fuck-all about him, since the Villain wears a mask and uses a voice modulator.

All Might is absolutely fucking fascinated by this odd little American who seems to have nothing but pure hubris and adorable determination on his side.

Warp Space is convinced that he can win EVENTUALLY. He just has to come up with a plan. And get All Might to let him catch him by surprise.

That will not be happening, because the villain is having way too much fun.

Most of their "fights" end up being playful little spars and witty banter, where All Might takes the kid just seriously enough to make it look convincing on camera. Wouldn't want him to get fired and sent back, after all.

Relationship Headcanons:

All Might swears up and down he was joking at first. He was just pulling people's legs. He was just being teehee haha funny... But the fact remains that when he first asked the young barista out and took him to The Mighty Need Bar to parade him in front of the other villains... They got along really well. Too well.

Rian ended up getting a big crush on the nice older man with beautiful eyes and an oddly familiar way of speaking. It also helped that this man frequently left him $20 tips, and the young hero was too much of a gentleman to let that go without thanking him in some way... What harm could one date do?

The morning afterward when Rian and Toshinori both woke up slightly hungover in the older man's bed, with nothing but bed sheets covering them and no less than 3 used condoms in the vicinity, they both realized that sometimes a joke and an act of gratitude could both be taken a liiiiiittle too far.

But in for a penny in for a pounding, they started dating. Rian still didn't know the man's identity. Toshinori didn't plan on telling him.

But boy if those saucy rooftop confrontations didn't suddenly seem a little more flirtatious.

To the point where, more than once, the hero found himself pinned to a wall by very strong arms while All Might monologued to high heaven about shit like The Weather.

And...

Things took a turn one day when Rian was at the coffee shop the day after a """fight""', sporting a black eye that All Might very much did not give him.

"What happened, Kitten?!" "Nothing, I'm fine." "Don't give me that. Who did it?" "All Might." "Not that I don't think you're tough, but if one of that guy's punches had connected your head would have been blown clean off. Who. Did. It?" "Just... Just this guy that walks by sometimes when I'm on my way home. He saw me putting my wallet in my pocket. That's it." "I'm driving you home after work. You're grabbing some of your stuff, and then staying at my place for a while." "I... Are you sure?" "Very."

The dude was never seen again except on a Missing poster, and Rian's staying over went so well that they ended up moving in together... With Rian still not realizing who he was living and sleeping with.

Aaaand that's as far as this AU goes at the moment.

#MySpace #proship selfship #antis dni #mature

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bellossom · 2 years

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"omg haha hamsters die so randomly it's so funny"

except not really, all the commonly recommended cages are too small, the wheels can't be ran on comfortably, and they are very rarely given space to burrow and engage in behaviours that come naturally to them.

It's basically the equivalent of a person being forced to live in solitary confinement, these poor hamsters are dying prematurely from stress or from ingesting unsafe nesting material (cotton wool) that literally wraps around/blocks their internal organs.

But nahhh it's just a little funny hamster teehee it doesn't matter if that poor creature (that probably came from a hamster mill) lives a miserable stressful life because I can make funny internet posts about it 🙄

#will never shut up about this EVER

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cardworksartblog · 2 years

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Hi. Pinned post time ig teehee.

I use exclusively he/him pronouns UNLESS calling me by other pronouns would be funny. I am so committed to the bit because if you dont find joy and laughs in the mundane then u just cry and crying is not fun. Mainblog is in bio, i use multiple names but i prefer to be called cinni and exclusively cinni by ppl i dont know. If ur a mutual u can call me whatever silly nickname u want i dont mind :3

I tag my ocs with their own specific tags if i draw them more than once, artdumps have their own tag bc i dont wanna tag like 40 characters lol. If theres no tag like '#Gamercat Tag' then chances are i haven't drawn a character and posted it more than once haha.

I do flight rising currency comms, but they're sketch only with the exception of one YCH. If you want full polish you gotta pay Top Dollar my man i may underprice my sketches but im not doing lineart and shading for anything less than 40$ worth of treasure at least. Heres my forum page; https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/3135728/1

I am queer as hell btw and also transmasc. If u dm me without warning it may take me a bit to reply bc im fucked up like that, or i might just not reply at all bc i dont feel like it so fair warning. I can be weird but that just adds to my natural charm so if u dont like it then u have had taste sweaty <3. Stuff under the cut is just rambling bc i dont wanna clog ppls dashes up.

btw if we're mutuals and/or u leave nice tags on my posts here i wanna let u know i love u. like i am actively smiling and going teehee while kicking my feet in the air and falling back onto my bed when i see u in my notifs. we r besties. i might not be the most vocal person btw i have a debuff called social anxiety to combat my overwhelming funnyness bc id be too op if i didnt have it.

Im 100% serious btw all my mutuals and nice ppl who reblog my posts r SO COOL and i wanna talk to all of u more but alas god didn't want me to be a mary sue so he had to do Something to make me flawed. This is why i communicate via drawing your cool amazing ocs because that is easier and also gives me the rush i get when i make someone happy.

I am ALWAYS OPEN for art trades i love doing art trades i love drawing my friends ocs in general please never feel intimidated by me i am just a little guy filled with affection i prommy.

#teehee #pinned post #i finally manned up and made one of these how lovely

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YES OMG THE POISONED DREAMS SERIES (from what ive read so far) IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS - the print copies have art in them and im just so obsessed teehee . summers fic and MA over the past few months have been the things i looked forward to in the then - futures . cova is srsly taking all of our hearts hostage w that blessed fic LOL its also real fun that the reader in fic has a hydro vision (this doesnt count as spoilers right ?) because ive always personally envisioned (haha) myself with one too . cova also has other works w alhaitham in it that are like kinda sorta connected to summers fic , my favorite being this one , i love the fic description LMAO

dude ive done so much random bullshit because i used to have SO MUCH extra free time on my hands ??? and , honestly dude ive really been wanting to get back into writing on a regular basis but i have such terrible commitment issues with my personal projects its insane . also if you dont mind could you share some of your a/n that you find particularly silly ? i honestly live for memey authors notes

ive also taken that quiz ! multiple times actually (and many others) LMFAO , it was a different answer every time but its mainly a tie between ei and albedo . which is . heavily ironic . because all my close friends call me a scara kinnie which is like . ah yes another artificial human and then throw a creator of one at me like ??????? atp ive just come to embrace that i might be a little artificially flavored in the brain (/hj) . ive also been called a cyno kinnie sometimes because of the terrible puns i make (they laugh anyways though so i mean ..) anyways yeah so if you wanna assign me a genshin character too feel free to i guess , its honestly fun for me to see people assign me a genshin character they think im similar to .

heres …. a spoon i accidentally drew while trying to draw a fish

- jellyfish

i've only read the summers fic until chap 4 (currently reading chapter 5) and it's so good. the mc and alhaitham's dynamic is so funny HAHA i keep laughing every time they have their stupid banters especially in the middle of fighting/interrogating people.

mc having a hydro vision is actually so nice too!! in chapter 4 at the part where they were sitting by the water and mc was playing around with the water by morphing them into dolphins and such was a nice addition to them. having a hydro vision sounds so fun and honestly i kinda want it too now LMAO

i'll also be sure to check out the other fic you've linked! cova's work with the summers fic is truly good and they're hella good at writing, so i'm not gonna miss the chance to not read their other works 🥹

and wow!!! i think you'll do a great job at writing again, and if you ever decide to get back to it, i would drop everything to read your work. no really, you're good at drawing, you make poems, you like solving out stuff, you make your own games— what can't you do???? you have such amazing skills and talents, i'd drop on my knees to see more of your work 😵‍💫

i won't deny that writing is such a big commitment and it takes such a huge effort to get back on your feet, and that's okay!! i think it's really neat that you have your own personal projects, i would say that's a total win!!!! hehe

google docs has this section where it lets you add comments in the words you've highlighted and i took every opportunity to make the silliest ones in some lines i've written for ma (would we consider this as proper annotations? i don't think i would...), here are some of them

i like adding my own author comments in my google docs because personally— it feels like a wattpad comment section, except that it's only visible to you, y'know? pretty silly, exactly, but i like annotating my own work for some reason... i think i'm just hella weird

i kinda see how you'd be an albedo kinnie, actually. well, one, you're pretty artistic, but also, i have a feeling you're kind of a quiet and reserved person irl. i hope i'm not wrong because then i'd be a total fool HAHAHA but anyways... hm... cyno kinnie... you know i can't disagree to that when you've already slipped in a pun on your first paragraph 😔 ngl i giggled when i first read it so... another win for you?

thank you for the spoon jellyfish haha it's so silly that it made my day 😭

#h answers #jellyfish <3 #me and my silly annotations

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obsessing-over-fictionn · 2 years

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i would pay money for more of your aftg annotations

HAHA I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU /lh

i like to think i'm funny, so i'm glad you enjoyed them as well, so here are a few more that i hope you enjoy<3

my thoughts/annotations in red !!

"'here's some honestly,' neil said. 'i don't like you, and i don't trust you.'" (neil during a conversation with andrew) - andrew's punching air rn

"'you can't live like this, aaron. [...] it's exhausting and depressing.' 'okay.' ''okay'? just 'okay'? this isn't okay. jesus. sometimes you're so much like andrew its horrifying.' aaron's expression was livid. 'fuck you.'" - aaron when he's told his life is sad: okay,,, and?

aaron when he's told he's acting like andrew: LISTEN HERE YOU-

"'i will ask you only once to tone down that animosity.' 'i can't,' neil said. 'i have a bit of an attitude problem.' riko's smile was all ice. 'a bit?'" - teehee

"'riko isn't your problem,' wymack said. 'leave him to matt.'" -

matt: 👁️👄👁️

"'andrew said you would have questions for me. i asked him what he wanted me to say if you came by, but he said he didn't care and didn't have time to play moderator. [...] 'when i said i wasn't andrew's type, i meant it. it's not about my looks or faith. it's that i'm a woman.'" (renee to neil about andrew's sexuality) - andrew: if neil asks, but ONLY if he asks, tell him i'm gay and single

me everytime andreil or renison have an interaction, even if it's not even remotely romantic: these bitches gay! good for them, good for them

"'i tried taking you off his hands at one point.' when neil looked at her in surprise, renee affected an innocent look that for once was not entirely convincing. 'andrew refused on the grounds he wouldn't wish you on anyone except a mortician.'" - andrew, angrily: neil's so stupid, i hate him. i can't believe i have to protect him.

renee: i could handle it, you don't have to-

andrew, still seething: no, i'm gonna

"wymack claimed he was allergic to cleaning supplies. " - he's just like me fr

"'i really want to know when coach figured this out.'" ( neil about wymack knowing about andreil) - y'all act like you don't bleed out homoerotic tension

that's most of my favorites, since the others are mainly just me screaming, proclaiming that i'm deceased, keysmashes, or saying I LOVE THEM

thanks for the ask, truly, and i hope you enjoyed these !! i'm planning on rereading aftg sometime soon, so maybe i'll find more quotes then !!

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It worries me when I see those "haha I didn't know I was ace until I realized that most people are consumed by an animalistic sexual trance state on a regular basis! crazy!" posts, because despite the fact a lot of them are meant to be hyperbolic/funny, a lot of (young) people clearly do not read them that way. And we gotta stop perpetuating this idea, hyperbole or not.

I desperately need yall to understand that sexual attraction is ABSOLUTELY NOT an all-consuming force that eradicates willpower and choice. It does not sweep over your brain all of a sudden like some kind of dumb ass sci-fi mist and force you to cheat, act out, do stupid shit, say shitty things, commit violence, etc.

Sex is NOT A BASIC NEED attached to a life-or-death urge like hunger or thirst. Sexual attraction is not a drug that obliterates your ability to think and make choices.

Sex is a desire. That's it. You do not need it. Nobody will literally die without sex. It's just something you want. Sometimes really bad, and many people will eventually feel unhappy without sex in their lives, and that's a valid reason to feel unhappy. But no one ever wants sex so bad they literally lose their ability to act as a rational agent with full mental faculties.

Allosexuals who tell you this are straight up LYING. No jokes. No hyperbole. No "teehee this is where OP reveals she's ace." This is a lie that exists for no other reason except to manipulate people into having sex when they don't really want to.

This is not an "oh the poor misunderstood allosexuals!" post. I don't give a fuck if yall make fun of allos. But I do give a fuck that someone in your lives is giving you enormously shitty misinformation designed to erode your ability to knowledgeably consent. If someone close to you is feeding you this shit, they either don't know what the fuck they're talking about or they are maliciously lying. Find out fast and get away from them.

#grown ass living #health and wellness #consent issues

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tatyana-dreaming · 2 years

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Review: Jewgeni Onegin at the Komische Oper Berlin (or: Rolling Around on the Grass in Angst is For Everyone)

I still cant believe I actually got to see this opera live. You can imagine how excited I was, simply to hear THAT MUSIC live. And what can I say? It absolutely delivers. (Also very glad it wasn’t canceled “Because of Tchaikovsky;” in fact Lensky was sung by a Ukrainian and the occasion was used for him to speak to the audience, sing for his homeland, and ask for help. Which seems better than simply canceling things or bashing a composer that doesn’t have anything to do with this war, but I am also no expert and also not Ukrainian so I will end it at that.)

I am absolutely biased and love the Carsen Onegin, but the lush carpet of grass throughout the production was certainly easy on the eyes and helped me not Long for Leaves the whole time. Or apples for that case, teehee. I really loved when golden light would shine through the trees as well, although those moments were far too few in the production, in my opinion. In general black was the rule, especially in the Letter Scene...which absolutely accentuated a sense of loneliness and isolation. However, here is my biggest complaint about this staging: Tatyana sings the whole “kto ti?” bit FACING AWAY FROM THE AUDIENCE, robbing us of a) clear enunciation of the lyrics and b) full reception of her beautiful voice and c) instead of Very Important Facial Expressions we get Hmm Interesting Arm Fidgeting for a good few minutes and it’s Very Uncomfortable. At least, I thought so.

Oh no I already went a big negative, so I might as well keep ripping off the bandaid. Second complaint: WHY IS LENSKY SO VIOLENT!?!?! He actually slaps (SLAPS!! WHAT!?! THIS IS SO GOSHDANG OUT OF CHARACTER!) Olga at the end of Act II, as well as grabbing and pulling her around multiple times against her will during the ball. Not to mention excessive physical violence towards Onegin. Who is supposed to feel sorry for him by the time his aria comes around (and of course, of course he is drinking and super drunk by the end. I believe I have seen reviews from mutuals about this production before and I agree entirely, WHAT!??! Having Lensky and Onegin fight and duel because they are drunk... is.... not okay.... grrrrrrrr. I’m going to be diplomatic here and say: at least they got their drunk vibes right. Lensky is drinking FOR the sad vibes and Onegin is drinking because it’s all gone over his head; “haha this is funny, we’re joking right!?” Lensky’s body language replies: “dude, stop messing with my Sadboi vibes. I’m 1000000% serious here.”)

Also, the way the duel ends, the way Onegin comes out of the woods... is absolutely devastating. But I stand by NOT APPROVING of him drunkenly murdering his pal and then being all bloodthirsty and savage about it afterwards in order to scare off Tatyana, who has run onstage in fright and heard the gunshots. Though again to be diplomatic, I have to respect the VibesTM from this portrayal, because it is very much a nod to the beastly Onegin in Tatyana’s dream in the novel.

On that note, I’d like to bring up that this production is extremely Tatyana-centric (as if Tchaikovsky’s opera was not already!). She is basically in every scene and the opera is set from her perspective; she is either center stage or the center of attention, or at least watching the action, in every scene except Lensky’s aria. (This does nothing to help build audience sympathy or even attention for Lensky, because even during his Act I aria with Olga, Tatyana and Onegin are onstage the whole time Flirting with Fruit Preserves and honestly hogging all the attention because we all have priorities and clearly there is more exciting tEnSioN between Handsome Stranger and Awkward Introvert and ESPECIALLY when JAM is INvoLvEd! I was really trying not to laugh and also grrr in anger because I think Olga and Lensky NEED MORE ATTENTION. But I digress.)

The pacing in this version is also an absolute fever dream. Maybe this is also a reference to Tatyana’s dream.... I was shocked and kept expecting an intermission, but the production goes all the way until the end of the duel in Act II before ANY break, and it also moves so fast (I wasn’t sure if they always stage it like that, with no break between Acts I and II, or if the merging was pandemic related to avoid Mingling Time?) In any case, the music always seemed to blend into each other, and there seems to be truly no break between the Letter Scene and the Rejection Scene, scene Tatyana is onstage, in the same place, the whole time.

IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAILS:

-- Uh.. Tatyana puts her letter in... IN... the jam jar to deliver it??! nice, you awkward lovely mess. I love it

-- not my favorite touch, but said letter is clearly a compilation of sentences/bits out of Tatyana’s books (i.e. all the romance/etc she reads) and thus absolutely not original. Which I understand I suppose, but I don’t have to like it... I feel like even Pushkin as the narrator wasn’t... dissatisfied with her letter even if it reflected the influencing materials... plus o.g. Tatyana did not just copy and paste like This Tatyana clearly did, for all a first-time audience knows watching this production, Tatyana is not only naïve and rash but also a flat out plagiarizer!!! no thank you)

-- Filipyevna is not forgetful at all in this version; at the end of Scene 1 she approaches and says “can it be Tatyana’s taking a liking to our new suitor?” directly TO Tatyana (who smiles unabashedly in response) and then after the letter scene is clearly messing with Tatyana by pretending not to remember. She throws the jam-jar-plus-letter around, as if playing fetch with Tatyana, who eventually gets mad and shoves Filipyevna’s tea and saucer out of her hands and onto the grass.

-- Onegin then ALSO proceeds to throw the jam jar around when he comes to reject Tatyana and also kind of reads over and laughs about the letter (wow meanie). He is no gentleman and kind of skips offstage at the end, leaving Tatyana to fly into a bit of a fit and throw her romance novel onto, you guessed it, the grass

-- at the beginning of Act II Onegin picks up and reads a bit of said book, which he finds lying in the grass.. and then gives Tatyana an AWFUL knowing look and throws it back to her, laughing a bit... again nodding to the whole “your letter was just a cheap copy of what was in this book! I KNOW YOUR SECRET!!” which.... okay was funny/juicy drama but also I did not appreciate it because as you know I we stan Tatyana here and maybe she isn’t 1000% original but then again who is, and we know Onegin isn’t.. Or Lensky goodness gracious. GAHHHH but the cringe effect is...effective so I suppose that is the point.

-- LOVE MONSIEUR TRIQUET he had this rad trick of lighting a candle on Tatyana’s birthday cake to the beat of his couplets. What a dude

-- Ëcossaise! Sad that there was no choreography and honestly was almost mad when the stage crew came out onstage to disassemble the palace walls at the end of the first scene in Act III, bue then it started to make sense (Onegin’s sanity was crumbling a bit, or at least his world had been turned upside down), and then two or three crew members started rolling up the carpet and kicking it into its cylinder shape in time to the descending motif at the very end of the ëcossaise repeat and that sealed the deal... I LOVE IT and so did the audience, plus honestly it is the point of the story where a good laugh is absolutely appropriate.

--Oh yes, I am already ahead of myself. First of all, during Gremin’s aria, everything goes dark at one point and it’s really just Onegin and Tatyana, he is clearly checking her out and she gets very angry at him, turns on hi m and storms away, dropping her white lily flower that she was holding. Do I need to explain!??! I believe it speaks for itself and it’s a sublime moment, absolute shivers.

-- The finale. I LOVE that Onegin is the center of attention during the beginning angstiness of the finale, usually we see Tatyana’s suffering, but I don’t think I can ever return to hearing it that way - this is Onegin’s time to suffer! And that’s how it is in the novel, too, for weeks on end. Tatyana only appears onstage as she begins to sing her lines. And THE JAM RETURNS! Tatyana absolutely slays as the regal queen she is, she is almost mean in her delivery of her rejection and suspicion towards Onegin as she struts around him in That Red Dress of Revenge as I call it, Telling Him How It Is. YES GIRL :) YOU’RE SO RIGHT. And I was absolutely not expecting her to kiss him at the end, nor to stand by while he delivers his last lines of despair was she is usually offstage by then. It was completely badass and tragic but also in a way quite wonderful in a way I hadn’t seen before, nor in a way you can experience by reading the novel; this way, it is clear that Onegin understands and also respects her decision in the end/stops fighting; Tatyana leaves him but doesn’t have to run away for him to realize the game is absolutely, for ever over. We love to see it. Or I do, at least. I believe it’s in character, too. Onegin might be an anti-hero of sorts but he does have respect. He might be desperate and ridiculous and unfair at the end in his letter and in the final duet, but he hasn’t lost all sense of self or dignity. (But anyone who wants to discuss this further with me, please do!)

,Overall, I loved the quirkiness and general feel of this production - it was funny (as I believe Onegin should be!) but also equally serious and heartbreaking. The costumes were beautiful and vibrant, especially against the rather black staging, and it was extremely dynamic despite the intimate nature of this opera (and it did indeed feel intimate). Each characterization was overflowing with personality and expression. The acting and singing were phenomenal and filled the entire opera house with energy and urgency. Therefore I say, mission absolutely accomplished... this story was made to touch people, and paired with Tchaikovsky’s music and great musical direction, it can’t help but reach out and touch each audience member (or rather grab them and give them a good shaking...)

That being said, finally getting to see this opera live also made it clear to me how subtle and, well, domestic it is... The story (besides a duel that is thankfully not uhhh so acceptable or normal in our society anymore) is nothing too sensational, surprising, or dramatic (let’s just say it’s no Il Trovatore hehe, as far as I know it’s actually one of the simplest/calmest plots so to say). Because I loved it from the start I hadn’t really considered or understood that before but now I do... I guess that’s all I have to say.

And I still can’t believe it! Ahhh! I’m so grateful it worked out.

Here’s to seeing many more versions in the future.

#long post #MY OPINIONS ONLY #i mean duh but I always feel nervous posting Opinions ehehehehhehehe

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gayspock · 3 years

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OK bake off ep 2

- the intro sketch is evil. i never want to see paul hollywood eat matt lucas ever again

- lizzie i do love you a lot but you are so obviously some sort of disney adult / harry potter adult and i could tell that before you mentioned the latter but god. im trying to live in bliss. so dont mention it again

- oh i loathe amanda . i fucking hate her. shut up. wriTTTTTing... SHUT UP !!!! SHUT UP!!! (GOES FOR HER THROAT)

- when no-brits tumblr dot com mock the bri'ish accent am ike 😁✌teehee cheeeeeseee ubt when oughghh. when a missus like her tries to take the piss out of it in a very clear classist context am like oh crikey. die i'll fucking go bite your nasty ankles you little cunt snap snap snap trust the cop 😐😑. i hate her shes the villain for me she shoulda went last week fr fr

- FREYAOIGGGUGHGHHGHG. I LOVE COFFEE FLAVOURED BAKES. OMGGG<3. YUMMY YUMMY

- rochica tooo omggg yaaayyy i love it my cute girlies

- AND CHIGS. YES ALL THE BESTIES WITH THE COFFEE COOKIES. KISS FOR ME PLEASE!

- JAIRZENOOOO THEYRE SOO YUMMY SOUNDING WOWEE!

- let him be chilled out i lurv it when the bakers are just calm and cool theyre like "well.. im in a pickle, arent i? aha oh well" its so funny

- jurgen (am sorry omg u dibt =have umlauts on my keyboard and im going fast live so icant paste them in) but wowee it looks so delicious and scrammy and-

- he has a mASTERS IN PHYSICS??? ITERALLY SORRY BUT HE IS THE BESTIE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE HAS THE ENERGY. EVERYONE DIE FOR JURGEN PLEASE! THATS AN ORDER!

- giuseppe being like ehrm. WELL ACTUALLY- to paul yeah go ahead you fucking tell him get his ass . giuseppe you point out that you- OH NO HE JUST DROPPED HIS BRANDY SNAPS

- OH NOOOO GIUSEPPE BESTIE NOOOO OMGGGGGGG

- i love everyone here btw (except for amanda) theyre all my besties they really are

- hahaa seeeee giuseppe did it in the end haaahaaaa paul (rips him apart)

- also i was busy during the ad break (was washing my face) but is prue.... whats that show with prue. -_- i hate it whatever it is.

- every time they bitch and , moan about too strong flavours i just dont trust it theyre not so bad this year but nonetheless its paul and prue fucking fusspots like shut uppppp

- YEAHHH BITCH. GIUSEPPE GET THEIR ASSES!! HE DISD WELL! HAHAHA, EGG ON YOUR GOD DAMN FACE PAUL

- JURGEN BOSSING IT YET AGAIN. HELL YEAH.

- (handshake) matt: it means nothing from me, you know jurgen: it means everything to me oH IM OBSESSED

- jammy biccies... :3

- oh for gods sake, yet again with the "its all about the temperature and its hot today" please stop, for the love of god, forcing the drama with this PLEASE. invest in AIRCON. its not giving the good tv bits you hope it does bestie...

- also paul being like "haha, well you're from south africa" to prue we dont need to be reminded. (gives prue a VERY stern stare)

- also subs arent on todays ep for some reason. um. -_-<-furious

- GIVE JURGEN STAR BAKER TWO WEEKS IN A ROW. NOT OUR FAULT HES SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS.

- THE BAKING TERMINATOR.

- they need to stop giving them these stupidly hard showstoppers so early. fr, last week they had the gravity defying cake: when nadiya did that 5 years ago, that was like ICONIC and awe-inspiring... why the hell was it a week one bake? stoppppp over complicatying things besties. they just make a mess.

- like fr. they used to just have them make a structure, sure... likw why are they making them make full on interactive toys with gingerbread now?

- i hope amanda's rocking horse is the one that breaks. i hope her rocking horse dies.

- ASLO SORRY I KNOW YOU PROBS SHOULD BAKE STH YOU LIKE BUT. IT FEELS A BIT SILLY BILLY TO NOT BAKE GINGERBREAD BC YOU DONT LIKE IT WHEN ITS THE BISCUIT ALMOST NECESSARY FOR THE CHALLENGE?

- her choosing a soft cookie and then going ahhhh why is it breaking</3 HAHAHA AMANDA. GET IT.

- I LOVE it when they engineer cool stuff though its soooo epic. especially the engineers when theyre just sat there going fucking bonkers with all their little measurements-

- also wait. rochica??? how big will that be?

- OMG YES CRYSTELLE YESSSS YESS a makeup thingy. i would loooveeee that. literally sooo cool.

- i would love to make one of those heads. you know those doll heads. where you braid their hair.

- OKAY EVERYONES LOOKING SOOO COOL

- LOL. BYE BYE. AMANDA'S ROCKY HORSE.

- matt im screaming. "do you know whats wrong? british technology".

- GEORGE'S PLANE GOING ROUND IS SO SO COOL OMG.

- i didnt get giuseppe's but this is also very cool. the insane detail and engineering with them both.

- AND MY GOD. JURGEN YOUR FUCKING WINDMILL.

- sOMGGGGGGG CRYSTELLEEEEEEEE

- CRYSTELLE HONEY I LURVVVV IT WOWEEE

- IM THROWING UP OVER FREYA'S ROCKING HORSE VS AMANDA'S.

,- matt referring to his doctor who stint. i am obsessed. (slaps his bald head) love.

- oh my god if they send jairzeno home bc hes a lil messy i'll kill you boot amanda she trainwrecked completely

- literally jurgen and giuseppe. the literal mvps.but it would be SO fucking funny if jurgen got it second week in a row like yes bestie go for it ...

- starbaker is..- yes YES YES JURGEN STARBAKER 2.0 LITERALLY NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM

- now send amanda home. do it for me.

- ....

- .

- YOU'RE SENDING JAIRZENO HOME?

- I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU I'LL LITERALLY END IT ALL FOR YOU HERE RIGHT NOW AMANDA'S LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN FUCKING STAND UP IM GOING TO KILL YOU WAIT HOW DID JAIRZENO DO IN THE FIRST TOO? BC AMANDA DIDNT SO WELL IN SIGNATURE OHHHH MY GOD

- IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

- AMANDA SHOULD HAVE WENT LAST WEEK TOO CAN WE JUST FUCKING GET RID OF HER I DONT LIKE HER IM OBSESSED WITH EVERYONE ELSE IF SHE GETS FURTHER I'M KILLING IM BITING

- JURGEN BEING LIKE HIII BESTIE IM STARBAKER AGAIN AND WHOWEVER'S ONTHE PHONE BEING LIKE "my gooodness....." me memememememememe

#egg.txt #gbbo liveblog #oh well im so mad now grrr growls

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The Ultimate Girly Playlist lol!

I feel that this playlist, is very “girly” whatever that means to you (LOL) But, I guess this is the part where everyone says, “you’re such a girrrrllll” and the answer is I am surely am! (teehee) but these songs, are soooo good trust me guys! This playlist, really is for everyone, any gender, taste of music or anything you identify with, maybe if you just want some sweet mellow songs to jam out too in the long car ride, or need a heartbreak playlist, or even a relatable playlist in general for any kind of mood, in which you need a relaxing vibe for a hectic day. The first song is, Taylor Swift ‘Tim Mcgraw’, I am not a country fan like that at all, but she is the exception, it is so funny, because this song of hers, is perhaps, the most country one she wrote out of all of them, but it is such a soothing song, and the guitar in the background, is so well done with this song. Not like a typical, cheesy, country song at all, it is for sure poetic, heartwarming, and leaves you with that haunted feeling. I think like most people I discovered her through her many famous boyfriends in the beginning and her performing at awards shows, but now she is a legit artist in her own right.

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The next song, on “the girly playlist” we shall call it, is by Jorja Smith, called ‘Teenage Fantasy’ she is an underrated British artist, and did a song with a super popular rapper, over there as well, named Stormzy, she made this widely popular song, about the struggles of just being alive in a time, where people take things and love for granted. I discovered, her through the rapper stormzy and realized her songs, feed my soul. <3 It’s really chill vibes, but has that weird Lana-Del-Rey spunk to it. It’s so funny, that most British artists lose their accent when they sing, but with Jorja, she remains her British accent very well, and it’s so cool to listen to it. Here it is, hope you listen and enjoy ;)

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I also this literal, unknown artist, who is also a Brit (haha) her name is Lucy Rose, she made this song called, ‘Shiver’ and I first heard the song through randomly surfing through YouTube playlists, and just stumbled on it, literally did not have a lot of views, but I gave it shot, and it was so worth it. When I find songs that sound so good and that not a lot of people have listened to, it makes me happy, that I am helping these artists, through listening and clicking their songs, she actually wrote the song herself and produced/stars in the video, which btw, before you listen to it...WARNING! It is so heartbreaking :( when you see the story. But boy, is it worth understanding the message, of always living in the now. The song, is basically about how, a man still remembers his late wife, and watches back their old videos, of them young and flying a kite. Which his wife loved, he visits the exact same spot at old age, and hugs the kite, remembering the warmth she brought him (UGH SO FUCKING SAD...brb gonna go cry) :( anyways, here it is! xo

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The next song is popular (obvi!) it is by Ariana Grande, called ‘POV’, her songs are so widely known, it almost you have to live under a rock to know them, since they are played everywhere, but this specific song, I came to know when I texted my friend, during COVID, and felt really lost, that I didn’t have an internship yet, and I think in our modern times, we define ourselves through our resumes and jobs. And this song, Ari is talking about how, it’s better to look at ourselves through the lenses of people that love us, rather than our own at times, because we are indeed....so hard on ourselves, it is a shame, we do this, but she herself wrote this song, during the aftermath of what was her ‘worst year personally and best year for her career’ in her own words, she said, that this song, ‘is how deeply I feel about the person that loves me...’ and if you read this article it is very much about him.

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The next song is actually one of my favorites on the playlist, the singer (Queen Naija) and backstory is SO interesting. She was in-fact a YouTuber first, she then rose to fame, through her breakup with a man she made YouTube videos with, regarding their relationship and she lived an ordinary life with him. But through her YouTube, she still always sang songs, during American-Idol, which she competed in at 14, she was told, she was pitchy, but after her breakup, which she said was, ‘embarrassing’ she wrote Medicine and it has over a million views on Youtube, it’s basically, her addressing her breakup, in a hidden way, about how she can do the exact same in the situation as her ex-partner did to her. The reason why it resonates with so many people, is for the fact, that Queen Naija, said she wants to show, how we all are capable of doing equal, things to each other, and so it’s best just to treat each other equally as well, because we are capable of treating each other equally as bad.

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#playlist #girlvibes #girlyvibes #girlyplaylist #arianagrandevibes #queennaidja #taylorswift #lucyrose

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