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☆Hiya! please read my pinned post, it also has important goodies!☆Name:Kane☆Pronouns:He/Him☆Pan trans man who does not intend on ever medically transitioning☆I'm autistic, bear with me☆
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New job listing.
Requirements for job:
Cuddle me while I play Pikmin on the switch that's hooked up to the TV
Make me some chicken noodle soup, maybe chicken and rice, and also fix me a grilled cheese or two to dip in it
Giggle and make small remarks and/or comments while I play my game
Slowly mumble things as you drift off to sleep
Job requirements are subject to change. Boss(whom is also me) has a very refined taste and is looking for very particular certain attributes in people and qualities(I'm picky as hell). No experience is required. Contact ASAP if you think you're up for it, recommendations to hirees are welcome.
Pay is up to 20-24(kisses) an hour. Can also make extra bonus pay based on if you would like to accept doing added side projects, depending on the side project for on the bonus pay you recieve.
#someone stick this in my my F/Os faces. this is for them#whooooo could say no to such an offfeerrrrrrrrrrr. stares at my F/Os and waves it in their face#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping
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I think it's so funny that most the time when I get screenshots from comics I crop it so it's just the picture of my F/O, but with A.xlerod, he has such little content that I'll just screenshot the entire page and leave it at that
#im yawning like crazy and its rught dead on 7:30pm. he relaxes me too much#im going to end up taking a nap and waking up at like midnight or 2am i swear
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last mission: epilogue 3
pairing: mikejima madara and zale brandt
words: 1226
warnings: uh. allusions to assault and battery of a shitty man
it's a rough adjustment for the worrywart to be worried over.
taglist: @shimichazukes | @dmclr | @muddlemore | @okiria | @over--heaven
@cupiidzbow | @of-comfort-and-love | @spells-and-selfships
want on my taglist? click here!
#okay im home now and got to read it and uhm??? ACTUALLY DISGUSTING SOBBING OVER THIS??????#i am such a fucking sucker for someone who things theyre bad and irrideamable getting told theyre loveable and not an awful person#this hit a weak point in my heart and then threw it in a blender. im. really speechless over what this did to me
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Forever cackling and kicking my feet cause whyd they give him that expression and it's been like this for months like actual months and I start squealing and turns out I've made a recent discovery
#i think i actually did a lot better on the test than i thought#normally im not nervous but that one i was notttt prepared for at all#not exactly but its SIMILAR#is any of this coherent. at all#me still discovering little frames and bits of this movie its been two years what on earth#being brave and putting this in main selfship tags#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping#frothing at the mouth screaming. i love him i love him so much please#screaming pointing pointing at him points my finger at him squeals gasps falls backwards
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last mission: epilogue 3
pairing: mikejima madara and zale brandt
words: 1226
warnings: uh. allusions to assault and battery of a shitty man
it's a rough adjustment for the worrywart to be worried over.
taglist: @shimichazukes | @dmclr | @muddlemore | @okiria | @over--heaven
@cupiidzbow | @of-comfort-and-love | @spells-and-selfships
want on my taglist? click here!
#i havent read this yet but im going to once i get home and get some tasks done#but im definitely looking forward to it
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Love when I get screenshots on my computer cause I title it the most obsurd things. Whatever thought is rattling through my brain
#giggling cause every picture here in this screenshot is of F.inn or A.xlerod#i have a test today that i am not confident about doing. i need them to squeeze me and rock me back and forth
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I miss my husbands
#my brain is too sloshy puddle to make this an entire gush post#anyways remember how i said its game over for yall once i get my computer imgaes onto my phone. yea. game over yall#we're not worrying about the context of the photo#beung brave or something and putting this in main selfship tags#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping
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Not OP but. That's still your smile, whether you are or aren't wearing your dentures they still love your smile just as they've fallen in love with the rest of you. I would know they told me themselves you have their favorite smile
Don't know who needs to hear this but you f/o doesn't care if you have imperfect teeth. Your smile is and will always be the most brightest and beautiful thing they will ever see
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Don't know who needs to hear this but you f/o doesn't care if you have imperfect teeth. Your smile is and will always be the most brightest and beautiful thing they will ever see
#not proud of my teef or the condition theyre in#but my F/Os still thinking i have the lovliest smile and not finding me gross or anything spins my world
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I like to look for houses just so I have an idea of prices I'm what areas and to see if those houses have what I want in a house and it nearly breaks my heart cause I'll find the perfect house but I can't get it cause, well, I still got like 8 or so months before I can even start saving up for a house, and most houses are on the market for like 90 or so days.
The good news is that the amount of "this is the perfect dream house for me" I've come across is I think I'll be perfectly okay finding plenty more...as I've proceeded to do many times
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yesterday in band a couple of kids were doing “hear me out”s and, while multiple of my F/Os were brought up (expecting to be characters no one would agree with) (it was really funny), they started naming cars characters and i was just sitting there like Oh man. You guys wouldn’t believe this
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN IN MY INBOX????? PLEASE TELL ME IT WASNT JUST ROTTING HERE😭
It's okay yall I've grabbed like two fistfulls of the whole cast and booked it. I can love them.
They're with me haven't you heard it all over the news?
Nah but geniunely though, i think every character ever is selfshipped with or crushed on at some point by some one. Like I've seen some super unconventional F/Os(and im one to speak!) and non-humans F/Os and stuff, I think it's rather beautiful, really. If all these funky pretentious characters can be loved, then no one really is unlovable. Turning this into an "Your F/O(s) love you" post now
#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping#so sweet when people see cars stuff and then are like “i know a guy” and its me. really makes me smile
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Desperate to have my F/Os hold me right now and turn off the lights and help me turn off the world so I can be overestimated and frustrated in peace and soothed while they rub my back or something
#i cant stand being frustrated. being frustrated makes me frustrated with myself and then it loops and spirals on itself#im going to explode. i cant stand the noise of so much as footsteps or an unwanted light shining i need it all turned off#but i CANT cause other people. and unfortunately its people that wouldnt ever understand me even asking the slightest of quiet#sorry this slightly turned into a vent im just. ough. everything is so too much right now
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I hope every mutual knows that when I'm liking their vent posts it's me sending virtual condolences and a very sympathetic and concerned look and offering them a hug or their favorite cookies if they want any
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Using my fried breakfast potatoes recipe and throwing it onto bread to make chip buttys. Collision of world's yall
#uk stuff has actually plagued my mind to an incredible extent because of Finn and A.xlerod. like i cant stress it enough#all the uk different words i know and research and looking up videos of people just driving around or locals doing grocery hauls-#-on youtube at asda and things. learning how to make scones and really wanting to and soon going to buy the ingredients for shephards pie#im in love yall
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A.xlerod is going to have to peel me away from the computer from wanting to play so much papa louie freexeria deluxe, just for me to roll over in bed cuddling him and turn on my switch and play pikmin 4
#i love you sweetheart but the fixation calls#for the small small price of one kiss i will roll over and forget everything else exists#aaaabababa!! im an american!! you forgot your tax kisses!!!
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Have I been caught
Ugghh I hate feeling like cringe for having a super niche or, like, strange f/os??? Like- UGGHHH I FEEL SO CRINGE BUT HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY?? He's literally just some silly goofy clown but I FEEL SO FRIGGIN BAD LIKE WHY COULDN'T I HAVE GOTTEN A MORE 'NORMAL' F/O??? DOES ANYONE ELSE EVER FEEL THAT??
(Can I be bow anon? :3 🎀)
Man I've seen someone with Lightning McQueen as an f/o. Hell, I have a BACKPACK as an f/o. I can promise that there's a lotta different people with obscure f/os ^^
#THIS PROBABLY ISNT ABOUT ME BUT PLEASE LET ME HUMOR MYSELF#if this is about me do know im laughing my ass off. im not upset or anything#please let this be about me it'd be so fucking funny
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For some reason I really struggle with drawing boxy cars but I realized if I can draw Miles then I can draw jeeps and ive...created art. And then realized I also certainly should teach myself to draw dodges while I'm at it and I think I've peaked with my car drawing ability
Dodge lost their mouth privledge
#i dont know if anyone knows but dodges and jeeps are my FAVORITE cars#but ive always struggled drawing Finn as well but if i pulled this off then i should so be good#dont know how proud i am of myself seriously#yes i draw them in far form as well XD these arent any F/Os though just random funky cars
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