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fun fact i learned today: i love cooking but i Hate baking. i HATE IT!!!
#omtai post#making some stupid fucking cookies and they’re gonna fail i just know it#everytime i make cookies they suck#it’s bc there’s no room for improv in baking#i didn’t have butter so i used margarine which was a mistake bc the mix was too runny#so i had to dump a shitload of flour in it to give it consistency#they’re baking rn but i feel like they’re gonna be shit on a stick and i’ll have just wasted a shit load of ingredients#i love cooking bc you can just throw whatever in. fuck measurements just eyeball it. and it always turns out good#but if you use 1mg too much flour or you use brown sugar instead of white#your cookies will turn out SHIT!
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Hickies and Teasing
(I kinda don’t like this but I haven’t updated in a while so..)
Description:
- Teasing Urban about the hickies on his neck
Word Count:
- 1.6k
Ki'Asia Moore
(kie- a-she-uh more)
"Dru I just love how you called yo barber to come to my house", I said as I walked into my living room.
"My boy had to come get me straight before he left town", he chuckled.
I rolled my eyes and sat on the couch between Jack and Urban.
"How are my two favorite white boys?", I said putting my arms on their shoulders.
"We're good", Jack chuckled.
"Asia I need a favor", Urban said making me arch a brow.
"What you need?"
"I need you to make me some pants by Friday."
"It's Wednesday Urb", I sighed.
"Love you Asia", he said and patted my back.
"You make me sick", I said rolling my eyes.
"Now when I ask you to make me something you cuss me out", Jack said.
"That's cause you wait til the night before an event to tell me. Be having me rushing to get some shit done for you", I said and mean mugged him.
"I be forgetting to let you know ahead of time", he chuckled.
"Mmhm", I hummed before standing up.
I walked over to my black recliner and sat down letting the bottom up.
"Alright Dru, how you like it?", Matt said handing him a mirror.
"You do yo shit everytime man, 'preciate it", Druski said handing him his mirror back and standing up.
"No problem", Matt said setting the mirror back in his bag.
"How I look T?", he asked walking to the couch beside me.
"You look presentable", I hummed.
"Matt since you're here, you'll shape up my beard?", Urb asked getting up from the couch and walking to the chair Dru was sitting in before.
"For sure", Matt said as he cleaned off his clippers.
Urb sat down before pulling his hair up into a bun.
"Damn Urban who the hell been eating at yo neck", Druski laughed out loud.
"What you mean?", he asked clueless.
"Yo neck is full of red and purple spots", Jack said and I laughed quietly to myself.
He pulled his phone out and held it up to see his neck.
"Oh shit", he mumbled.
"Urb you must was in some coochie last night?", Druski asked laughing.
"It must've been real good for her to be sucking on yo neck like that", I teased.
"He had to been fucking that shit up huh T?", Druski laughed.
"Hell yeah."
"You laid it on her Urb?", Jack chuckled.
"Fuck y'all bro", he said and rolled his eyes. "Matt come cut-"
"Nah that's what you was doing to whatever girl last night", Druski chuckled.
"They wasn't fucking, they was fawking. There's a difference", I chuckled.
"Tearing that shit up", Druski said laughing.
Urban smacked his lips.
“Just a shape up right?”, Matt chuckled.
“Yeah.”
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"Who you texting that got you smiling like that T?", Dru asked as he got up from his seat.
"None of your business", I said and stuck my tongue out at him.
"Let me find out", he said and looked me up and down.
I playfully rolled my eyes and put my phone away.
"We gone run to the store. You want anything?", Jack asked as he grabbed his phone off the table.
"Cookies and Cream Ice cream please."
"Ok", he hummed after checking his phone. "Urb you coming?"
He looked up nodding his head, "Yeah."
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"Now that we got you alone", Druski started as he turned back to look at me. "You hit that chick from the other night."
"No", I said immediately shutting him down.
"Said that with a quickness", Jack chuckled.
"Then who did you put it down on?"
"Nobody."
"Hickeys on your neck say otherwise man", Jack chirped as he looked at me through the rearview mirror.
"Keep your eyes on the road man", I said pulling my phone out.
I chuckled to myself as I put my phone away.
"I have an accusation", Druski said and looked over at Jack.
"Against?", I asked as I let my hair down.
"You."
"What I do?"
"You fucking Tiana", he said and for some reason Jack must've went blind because he almost ran off the road before mashing on brakes.
"Yooo what the fuck are you doing Jack?! You tryna kill us", I said as I gripped the car door.
He turned around and looked at me.
"You and Tiana fucking?!", he said making me look at him like he's stupid.
"You actually believe Dru? He just told you it's an accusation. I'm not fucking Tiana."
"I don't believe you", Druski said squinting his eyes at me.
"I know she has a boyfriend and who he is but it's not me", I said lying right through my teeth.
"She actually has a boyfriend?"
"Yes, she actually has a boyfriend. Dru you don't stand a chance my guy", I said and leaned forward to pat his shoulder.
"Damn", Jack mumbled.
"Can we go to the store now", I said sitting back in my seat.
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"Damn y'all got groceries didn't it", Tiana chuckled as we put our bags on the island in her kitchen.
"Well we staying the night so we brought some snacks", Jack hummed as he walked to put a box of chips in Tiana's pantry.
Tiana furrowed her eyebrows. "Excuse me y'all doing what now?"
"Spending the night", Druski said nonchalantly as he put some juices in the fridge.
"No y'all not. Y'all needa be gone by eleven", she said crossing her arms.
"Urb told us all about your lil relationship. So if he can spend the night so can we", Jack said squinting his eyes at her.
"You told them", Tiana said and looked over at me.
"They were gonna find out eventually... At least I didn't tell them who he was", I said making her let out a breath of relief.
"We just wanna meet and have a civilized talk with him", Druski said.
"Nothing you do is civilized. You're gonna scare him off", she whined. "Y'all gotta go home. Tell them they have to go home Urb."
"She's right we should go home. It's not fair for us to stay over unannounced."
"It's not unannounced though. She knows we're spending the night.. now", Jack said.
"Y'all need to get out my house", she whined.
"Nope", Druski said and leaned against the countertop.
Tiana looked at Jack then Druski then she looked at me. "Y'all get on my fucking nerves."
She stormed off and I just shook my head.
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I paused the movie on the tv and looked around the living room.
Jack and Druski was passed out on the couch to my left.
I shook my head and looked down at my phone to check the time. 11:47.
I got up from the couch slowly and made my way to Tiana's room.
"Baby?", I said as I poked my head in her room.
"You can come in", Tiana said.
I walked in and closed the door. She was getting her bed ready for her to go to sleep.
I came up behind her and wrapped my arms around her.
"You still upset?"
"Mm", she hummed as she tossed a pillow to the side.
I turned her around to face me and put my hands on her hips.
"Uht uh, we not doing nothing while Jack and Dru are here", she said after dodging my kiss.
"They're downstairs on the couch out cold", I said gently turning her face back to me.
"I don't care. I'm not about to hold back moans cause they wanna try and be detectives", she said and crossed her arms.
"Baby", I sighed.
"Don't baby me", she said taking my hands off her hips and walking off.
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I walked into the living, turning on the light.
Jack and Dru were asleep on the couch.
"Both of y'all get the fuck up", I said as I shook both of them.
"Is her boyfriend here?", Jack mumbled sitting up, rubbing his eye.
"He's been here. Look yall need to-"
"We missed him?!", Druski said quickly sitting up.
"Look I'm her boyfriend. Y'all need to go cause I'm tryna get some play tonight but y'all cockblocking bad."
"I fucking knew it!", Druski said loudly.
"You figured it out yay. Now get out", I said pulling them off the couch.
"Damn, he get a girlfriend and don't know how to act", Jack mumbled as he stumbled back a little.
"Pussy will change a man, a black woman's pussy especially", Dru said as he stood up.
"Akeke.. Now get out."
"How you gone kick us out Tiana house? I'm sitting right back down", Jack said.
"EVERYBODY GET OUT MY HOUSE", Tiana yelled from upstairs.
"You still mad?", Druski asked.
"Hell yeah cause y'all won't get out my house", she argued. "Finna call the cops and say y'all trespassing."
"Girl go to bed", Jack huffed.
"Fuck you Jackman!"
"Will y'all just go?", I said, trying to reason with them.
"No", Druski said. "We spending the night. We not leaving til tomorrow morning."
"No pussy for you tonight", Jack said making Druski laugh.
"Y'all are aggravating. We wasn't fucking tonight no ways", Tiana said walking into the living room.
"You a lie. We saw Urban buying that whip cream, You was ready for tonight. And don't think we forgot about all them hickies you put on him T", Druski said. "Just nasty."
"I can't wait til y'all get girlfriends, imma embarrass y'all so bad and cockblock like a mufucker", Tiana said and rolled her eyes at them.
#jack harlow#wattpad#urban wyatt#urban wyatt x black reader#urban henry wyatt#urban wyatt smut#urban wyatt x reader
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Hi hi! I wanted to know if you request are still open. If they are i wanted Wally Darling comfort where reader is having a hard time and wally comforts them
Sure no problem :) this actually made me feel a lot better having a pretty hard past few days so thanks for this request.
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"Everything will be fine"
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Cw: Wally Darling x Reader, gender neutral reader, reader had a bad week, Wally being supportive bf, pre established relationship (dating), kissing (very mild and soft), first person pov, reader cries, minor angst to fluff, tooth rotting fluff, short like Wally-, kinda sucks srry
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Why?
Why did everything have to go wrong?
It felt like everything was against you.
Like the world was turned against you.
It all started earlier that week when Howdy asked you to help out around the shop which you happily agreed too. You ended up falling from a stool, dropping all the items you were holding and landing on your hand which caused you to sprain your wrist. Howdy apologised profusely but you reassured him it wasn't his fault that it was yours for not being careful. But things seemed only to get worse.
Later that week you went to help Sally with one of her plays only to forget all your lines during the performance. Sally told you it was fine and that the play was still fun especially when you both had to improvise but it left a sour taste in your mouth. You almost burnt the cookies you were baking with Poppy. Almost fell out a tree while watching butterflies with Frank. Almost made Eddie fall after tripping over your own feet. And even dropped fruit punch all over yourself when you were setting up for a tea party with Barnaby and Julie.
It was like the world hated you. Like it was out to get you just for existing. Tears gathered in your eyes as you sat on a couch in Wally's house. Wally had invited you over a few minutes ago to have a painting date. Mainly he would paint and you would pose. It was always a lovely arrangement but the events of the week begun to make your emotions act up forcing tears out of your eyes. Tears slowly slipped down your cheeks as you choked back a sob.
As more tears fell down your now wet cheeks you heard footsteps walk into the room and closer to your area. You didn't have to wonder who it was when you felt arms wrap around your shoulders. Wally said nothing as he held you, allowing your body to shake with each sob that racked your body. You heard Wally hum gently. He was humming "Beautiful Dreamer" a song Barnaby had introduced him too. It always seemed that Wally loved that song often humming it to you or singing it to Home.
The soft sound of Wally's humming alongside a gentle hand rubbing through your hair helped you calm down a bit. You were still a mess. Your eyes red and puffy, tears still rolling down your face onto Wally's cardigan, (h/c) haid stuck to your face but your breathing was a bit more steady and you weren't sobbing as much. Wally gently leaned you back, just enough to roll his sleeve down wiping the tears from your face even as new ones fell with such gentleness you felt like you were going to melt.
"Everything will be okay." his soft voice rang through your ears as you stared at his half lidded eyes. He gazed at you like you were something so precious that he couldn't look away. You could feel the warmth in his eyes. The love that constantly swirled around in dark iris everytime you looked at him. Before you could speak Wally leaned forward placing a soft kiss against your lips. More tears welled up in your eyes as you wrapped your arms around his waist pulling him as close to you as you could. You felt Wally smile at against you before he pulled back. His eyes were glossy like he was in a daze. A expression you had come to love.
"No more crying now, I don't want the apple of my eye to become soggy" he teased, placing gentle kisses against your cheeks and under your eyes effectively kissing away your tears. You couldn't help but giggle. The soft kisses, the corny joke, the warmth that Wally provided all of it made you feel better. You always felt better in Wally's arms. He made you feel safe and loved with little effort. It was one of his many charms. You sniffled a bit, a small broken sob leaving your quivering lips. "Okay.. No more crying." you muttered, your voice hoarse. Wally smiled once more, the warmth that seeped out of his smile warming your heart from the inside out.
"Good, now go wipe your face. I'm only going to paint my lovely honeycrisp if their smiling." you smiled at the apple themed nickname nodding as you got up walking off to get cleaned up. As you were walking you heard Home make a few creaking noises and Wally sigh.
"I know Home, (Y/N) is beautiful even when they cry."
#x reader#gender neutral reader#fluff#angst#wally x reader#wally darling x you#wally darling x reader#wally darling x self insert#wally x you#welcome home wally#welcome home x reader#welcome home fanfic#welcome home#welcome home wally x reader#wally darling welcome home#wally welcome home#welcome home arg#welcome home arg x reader#welcome home fanfiction#welcome home fandom#welcome home wally darling#wh wally#angst to comfort#angst to fluff#Fluff ending
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more perv!price x milf!nextdoor!reader!!
i Beg of you, i love ur first part sm omg
more perv!price being sleazy and milf!reader who lives next door ... 🎀
perv!price can't help himself from jerking off at the fantasies rotting his mind; you, all round with his babies and milk dripping out and oozing from your hard, raw nipples... getting you all sensitive and desperate for him as he drags his tongue up and down and across them, coating then in a thin layer of saliva.
each stroke he makes causing him to grit his teeth and bite back a moan, looking through videos he'd taken up your skirt, your pretty panties nearly see through... he almost feels like he's being teased, everytime your dress blows up, you make no attempt to fix it -- giving him a perfect view of your ass :((( and those tits, those soft tits that he'd love to feel up and grope, sucking at your neck and biting your jaw before being interrupted from the sound of the doorbell ringing ...
god, you seem so nïave and unaware of the cruel thoughts he has about you. giving him a batch of cookies as a good gesture to the neighborhood, unable to keep your gaze off his covered bulge and his abdomen, drops of cum coating his happytrail... :((
#orla speaks#captain john price#captain price#john price#price cod#cod price#price call of duty#john price mw2#price mw2#mw2 price#john price x reader#john price x you
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Hiya! How about a Larissa x fem vampire teacher fic where there's like a shortage of fresh blood, so larissa offers her own blood and at first reader is like no wtf I can't do it but they start getting a little hungrier and they eventually give in. Like they don't kill larissa or anything like that they just drain her a little and then take care of her afterwards? Bringing her cookies and putting her to bed, and Larissa reassures them that they're not a monster and stuff?
Hey Anon!
This idea was super fun to write! Thank you so much for requesting it. ☺️
-Picklez
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Blood Bond
Includes:
Mentions of blood/blood sucking.
Characters:
Larissa Weems x fem!vampire!teacher!reader
Summary:
After limiting your blood intake due to a shortage from your supplier, you receive an offer that’s too tempting to resist.
Word Count:
1.3k
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A/N: I’m slowly working through the many pieces I’ve started writing. Keep sending through more requests, I love writing your ideas! They’re so creative.
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“What could Larissa want?” Your nerves are high as you walk through the corridors. Your boss, Principal Weems, had asked you to stop by her office after school earlier today and now that classes had finished, you can’t help the anxiety settling in your stomach. It doesn’t help that you’re having to limit your blood intake due to a shortage of fresh blood from your suppliers. You swore you’d never harm someone for blood but lately, your patience has been running thin. Your fangs have been so sensitive, everytime you pass literally anyone else in the corridor, you keep getting an overwhelming urge to drink from them. Well there’s that and the blood bond that comes with it. Whenever you drink blood straight from someone’s body, your fangs will only ever crave them.
Taking a deep breath, you knock on the wooden door to her office. “Come in.” Larissa’s soft English accent sounds from the other side of the door. Your shaking hands manage to open the door, stepping inside before closing it behind you. “Ah Miss Y/L/N, thank you for coming. Please, take a seat.” She offers a warm smile, extending her hand towards an empty seat by her desk. God, the scent of her was intoxicating. “What did you need to speak to me about?” You were grateful for the soft leather chair that caught you as your legs dropped you halfway through sitting down.
“Well as you know, we were originally only hiring you as a temporary post while Mrs Sayer was on maternity leave. However, she has decided to resign to be a stay at home mum. The students adore having you as their teacher so, Ms Y/L/N, would you like to be a permanent member of the Nevermore staff?” Shock falls upon you as you hear her words. “Yes, of course. Thank you.” You can’t help the excitement in your veins as you say this. Larissa grins, sitting back in her chair, raising her head approvingly. “I was hoping you’d say that. Thank you Miss Y/L/N that’ll be all.” She says, offering out her hand for you to shake.
The moment you stand, black spots cloud your vision, a cold sweat flushing over your body. A tingling sensation floods your veins as you grab her hand. “Miss Y/L/N, you look dreadful.” Your already pale complexion had lost the minimal colour it had to it, making you whiter than a sheet of paper. Your fangs throb at the connection of your skin on hers. “I’m ok, don’t worry about me.” Take her. Drink from her. Make her your blood bond. The primal vampire urge sounds clearly in the forefront of your mind. “Y/N. Sit. Down.” Larissa’s tone deepens, and you obey, sitting back down as your head spins.
“Good. Now what’s going on?” She stands up, walking over to you. Bringing a seat closer to yours, you tense at the close proximity, your fangs throbbing to make her your blood bond. Taking a deep breath, you try to regain some composure. “There’s a shortage of blood from my suppliers so I’ve been having to limit my blood intake. Let’s just say my body isn’t handling it well.” Larissa purses her lips, deep in thought after hearing your words. Your hands, now damp with sweat, rub awkwardly over your pants, hoping the friction of fabric on your skin will help ground you. “And you can’t just drink from someone?”
You let off a slight chuckle at her words. “Physically? Yes, I very much can. If anything, it’s been getting harder and harder not to. Everytime I’m near anyone, my fangs start throbbing, it’s rather excruciating. But I swore I wouldn’t take someone’s blood for my own well-being. It’s not fair on them.” A slight pause falls over the room before she says her next words. “Use mine.” Your head darts up to her, your eyes filled with shock. “I can’t. If I drink from someone, it causes a blood bond. If I use yours, I can’t use any other blood. I can’t drag you into that.”
Of course, you wanted a blood bond with her. She had the most intoxicating scent out of anyone in the school. The fact you’d get to see her everyday definitely wasn’t a negative either. You had always had a soft spot for your boss, how could you not. She has the most gorgeous smile and her infectious personality is nothing but genuine.
“You wouldn’t be dragging me into anything, I’m offering. If it means I get to see you more often, then I will gladly be your blood bond.” She says, her hand brushing back stray hairs from her shoulder, exposing her neck. The sight of her soft skin, unmarked and pale, made your fangs send a sharp pain of desire through your body. Darting your eyes to her cerulean ones, you take a deep breath. “Are you sure? There’s no going back from this.” Your voice was soft with uncertainty as you ask this, your heart racing. She nods. “I’m sure.” Moving closer to her, your fangs ache for the taste of her.
Placing a soft kiss on her neck, you mumble against her skin. “I feel you’re horribly romanticising this Larissa.” A soft chuckle escapes her. “Are you complaining?” You shake your head before gently sinking your fangs through her skin, a sharp breath escaping her at the initial puncture. The moment you taste her, you can’t help the soft moan that falls off your lips. Her blood was divine, the sweet liquid trickling down your throat.
Extracting yourself from her skin, you swallow, receiving instant relief from your blood malnutrition. Reverting your gaze back to Larissa who gives you a reassuring smile. “Come on.” You stand up, offering her your hand which she sceptically takes. You lead her through the door on the side of her office, separating it from her private quarters. Leading her over to her couch by the fireplace, you help her sit down. “How are you feeling?” Your voice is full of worry as you crouch down in front of her. She lets out a small chuckle. “Like I just ran two marathons back to back.” You have to suppress your grin as she says this. Reaching into your back pocket, you pull out a block of chocolate. Breaking off a row, you offer it out to her, which she gratefully accepts. “I was saving this for tomorrow, it helps the headache Wednesday always manages to give me.”
Larissa’s soft chuckle fills your ears, making your knees weak. “At least I’m not the only one she gives them too.” You can’t help your grin, shaking your head. “Not at all.” Standing up, you quickly grab her a glass of water. “Here, drink. You need it.” She takes it, desperately trying to stop the lightheaded feeling over-taking her. Sitting on the couch next to her, she all but falls weakly onto your chest. Your arm instinctively wraps around her, your free hand reaching up to gently stroke through her hair. You can’t help the guilt burdening you as you look down over her. “I’m so sorry.” You murmur, your voice soft, barely louder than a whisper. She lifts her head to face your, placing her lips softly on your cheek. “Don’t be. It’s not your fault. I know what I’ve gotten myself into. Please, Y/N, don’t beat yourself up over this. I did it because I can’t have my favourite teacher feeling under the weather. I care about you a lot.”
A soft smile pulls at your lips as you hear this. “I’m your favourite?” Her grin is infectious. “Well, do you see me forming a blood bond with anyone else?” You can’t help the chuckle that escapes you. Shaking your head, you grin. “Well, no…”
“Exactly. Besides, it’s already done. You’re stuck with me now.” She chuckles, pressing her head firmer against your chest. A soft smile is glued to your face as you gently place your lips to the top of her head. “Thank you.”
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#larissa weems#larissa x reader#principal weems#nevermore#woman x woman#gwendoline christie#vampire reader
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PLS YOU’RE SO FUNNY your pspspsps is too strong I’m back with more asks hello how are you I’m loving your takes on sagau! I thought of a contribution by the power of the pspsps imagine like the languages in teyvat are based on the nations’ real life counterparts (like Japanese for Inazuma) but like only loosely. So creator knows like exactly 3 words in Japanese and think they’re gonna take that and somehow make it work but they get there and understand NOTHING. They finally understand like one word but turns out it means something completely different in this version of “Japanese” so they think someone told them hi and they said hi back but they’re just going around saying “fuck” and no one wants to tell them
ANOTHER ONE YUHSSS LURING BACK IN FOR MORE im doing well tysm for asking ya flatterer!!
aw u think im funny??!! 🥰 well geez here i thought i was just going feral over sagau/isekai genshin stuff and it was like a dam burst and all yall were just coming down with me funny or not 🤷♂️
(Hey askers look ive got cookies 🍪🍪🍪 :) if u ask smth ill give u one!!)
Nice to know the humor translates, but holy fuck this ask is like 10x funnier than anything ive written so far or come up with LMAO PLEASE NO ONE WANTS TO TELL YOU-
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This is exactly what Portugese vs. Spanish is like i stg
Im not fluent yet but i know a decent amount of spanish at this point, but when i was first learning it i ran into some Portuguese and couldnt really read it and was like?? Oh ok maybe this is too many vocab words i dont get yet, and showed it to another person who spoke some Spanish and they were like ".. Uh, wtf is that?? What is that???🧐😟 Thats not even Spanish, but why is it almost???" And they just kept trying to read it so hard bc they thought it was so close it should work 😭
Anyway the point is i feel like that is just you in this scenario over and over again lol
Its like teaching a little kid language and they happen to pick up the cusswords the best,
Omfg ur around Beidou about to head to Inazuma (bc i like to think u traveling with Aether/Lumine and they r sweet enough not to abandon ur weird ass)
And Beidou just keeps cussing in Liyue's-almost-Mandarian-Chinese-but-not, and ur like trying to pick smth up bc it sucks none of ur little bits and pieces of lang. from ur world have worked so far, and she keeps saying this one word over and over again, to this angry looking Liyue guy, oh hey wait a minute, that's the Mandarin word for "hello"!! Maybe she's using it sarcastically?? She smiled afterward, oh Kazuha's laughing!! Maybe it means smth different? But they still look positive abt it so eh, cant hurt, and you sort of know how to say it!!
"你好 !! (nǐhǎo)", you do a little wave too :)
(I just used straight mandarin for this pls tell me if not right-)
Hey you did it! Sort of, you didn't really do the tones right, and you look over to see if they got it, and oop-
Everybody froze and looked at you, before Beidou starts screaming laughing, Kazhua's wheezing so hard he's leaning on a barrel nearby, the traveler is trying to keep it together, but u can see Beidou's ridiculous laugh is contagious and is spreading rapidly to crew members and to the traveler,,
The angry Liyuean man no longer looks angry, oh, he's leaving, welp, you can tell u did smth funny, but u havent a clue what u actually said
Every now and then Beidou will come up to you and try to teach u more Liyuean words, but anytime the traveler sees it they shoo her off, she has a shit-eating grin on her face, while the traveler looks unamused or is at least trying to hide their amusement
(There r so many characters that will take advantage of this and only try to teach you cuss words, at least at first, CHILDE, kaveh, VENTI, Itto, BEIDOU, Xinqiu the little prankster, ppl i can think of quickly god i gotta look at a character list)
Beidou BEAMS anytime u say "nîhâo" now, and gives u a thumbs up everytime 👍
You learn much later that you probably should just give up trying to say any of your world's lang. That sound equivalent to each genshin country's lang. bc apparently the few words you know from them are either random shit like "egg, bowl, etc." Or straight up explicit "fuck, shit, piss etc."
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I didnt have too much to add bc that is a GREAT AND HILARIOUS idea all on its own (esp if u did it in front of more serious characters or situation)
So pls forgive if lackluster writing happened!!
THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! COME AGAIN!! AND YOU'LL GET A FREE COOKIE!! :]
✨️🍪✨️
Cheers,
🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘
#genshin imagines#genshin impact#sagau#gender neutral reader#genshin sagau#genshin sagau ideas#my asks#ask box open#please send asks#come hither#i have cookies#pspspspsps#genshin isekai#genshin god reader
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𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖭𝖨𝖦𝖧𝖳 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 .☆
𝖲𝖧𝖴𝖱𝖨 𝖷 𝖡𝖫𝖪 𝖥𝖤𝖬!𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖱
: pls cut me some slack i am a wattpad writer ts is my first time writing on here😭😭
𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖣 𝖢𝖮𝖴𝖭𝖳 : ?
𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖉𝖊 𝖨
✧。❀
-YOU SIGHED as you looked through all of the missed calls you have left your girlfriend shuri, just for them to be declined or ignored. Maybe you were being to clingy? You put your phone down as you got comfortable on your couch and turned on something to watch on your projector , substituted for a TV. You turned ended up putting on pretty little liars, a classic.
You thought the show would distract you, but your were wrong. You ended up checking your phone almost every five minutes, hoping that atleast one message would come up. It didn't matter. You just wanted to hear from her after all of these weeks. She's been buried in her work so you just left her alone. After all, everyone needs their space.
You suddenly heard a ping come through your phone and you grab it the minute you heard it, hoping itd be shuri apologising for leaving you hanging.
Riri !!
Girl let's go out tn
You
Girl idk I haven't been feeling myself lately
Riri!!
Aww aight, you want me to come over?
You
Its all good
You suck in a breath shakily as you turn your phone off for the millionth time. "Just a text." you thought as you slightly nibbled your lip.
You
What's happening?
Shuri 💕
At the lab
You
Well you could've taken time out of your day to atleast call me back lmao. I'm lowkey pissed
Shuri 💕
I'm working on something really important rn I can't be distracted
You
...thats what you said last week
Shuri 💕
What?
You
I haven't heard from you for almost three weeks. THREE. And you expect me to be calm?? Everytime I try to talk to u u shut me out
Shuri💕
Honestly not doing this rn
Talk later ??
You
Are you serious??
seen
You kissed your teeth and switched it off, why would she do you like this? Of course you didnt want to come off as desperate or needy, especially needy, to infiltrate her huge ego, but you wondered why?
You threw your phone on the other side of the couch, but before that you put on dnd so if anyone - specifically shuri texted you it wouldn't go off.
You got up from the couch to stop yourself from sulking there all day and got up to do something productive. You decided to do something you enjoyed, that you haven't done in a while.
Baking.
You smiled to yourself as you walked over to your kitchen which was connected to your living room and got all of your ingredients out to make cookies, specifically sugar cookies.
You put on some soothing music on the TV , which made you feel at ease as you hummed to the tune. You slowly swayed your hips to the song and thought about how shuri would come up behind you and wrap her hands around your waist and kiss your small tattoo which is on your collarbone.
Yall could have been making those cookies together if she wasn't being so distant.
Started mixing the batter up harder and harder the more you thought about it - which caused you to hurt your finger. "SHIT!" You cursed as you tried to soothe your finger of its pain. You rubbed it with your other hand as you nibbled your lip. You sighed and decided to continue to take your mind off things.
Once you finished mixing, you got all of your materials and the rest of the ingredients ready and thought about Riri's request..maybe it was a good idea to go out instead of baking stupid sugar cookies that reminded you of your girlfriend anyway. Screw around for a bit, enjoy yourself and stop being uptight all of the time.
You continued to ignore your thoughts and bake the cookies..
But at the same time,
Itd be fun to see shuri's reaction.
You giggled lightly as you continued to do all of the steps of the recipe.
ᘛ ᘚ
YOU TOOK two cookies from the cookies you had made earlier and made your way over to the couch. You grabbed your phone to look through Instagram for a bit, just to see what's going on.
You tapped through the stories and stopped at Shuris. You could see that one of her workers were eyeing her as she showed her newest experiment to the screen. They both had drinks from the same place , which could mean they probably went to lunch together - or maybe just for a drink.
You sighed out of frustration and jealousy, how could she air you like this. Whatever, she's just helping..her?? You tried to calm yourself down. You blindlessy go into your contacts and hit riri up again.
Riri
I've rethought your offer
I'm coming out
#shuri fanfiction#shuri x y/n#shuri x reader#shuri smut#mcu shuri#shuri x black!reader#shuri x fem!reader#shuri udaku#mcu fanfiction#shuri angst#shuri fluff#shuri#shuri imagine#black panther#Spotify
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Hawk Moskowitz with a Baker s/o
Requested: yes or no
Note: i didn't know if you wanted headcannons or something else but i went with hcs :)
Warning(s): none
Summary: Hawk Moskowitz with a Baker s/o
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°He would LOVES when you pack him some of your pastries for school
°He likes watching you bake but most of the time he wouldn't help, but when he does, the kitchen is a mess, the counters are full of flour, sugar, and other baking materiels
°He loves and appreciates it when you bake him a victory cake for when he won or Eagle Fang/Miyagi-do won a tournament
°everytime you bake him cookies for school, he doesn't let anyone except for Miguel and Demetri to have a bite, and when someone asks for a cookie he says "No. These cookies are MINE, made by MY girlfriend."
°likes coming with you if your going to buy some materials for your pastries
°if you guys get into a argument, he won't apologise so he hides your sprinkles and frosting until you apologise
°but if you don't apologise, eventually he'll miss your baking and give you back the sprinkles and frosting while apologising and asking you to bake something for him
°One time someone in cobra kai said that your baking sucks, don't be surprised if they ended up getting beat up by your Eagle Fang boyfriend
°He would sometimes eat your sprinkles and ends up finishing it all, so he feels bad and goes to the shop to get you new sprinkles
°would help you clean up the kitchen if its messy or if your tired
°If your sick or really tired he would try to bake you something to make you feel better, but it ended up a little burnt but that's okay <3
#cobra kai#hawk moskowitz#eli moskowitz#eli hawk moskowitz#fem reader#x reader#hawk moskowitz x reader#baker reader
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🎀Vector Holiday Head Canon's🎀
He LOVES halloween,
most years he goes trick or treating. If he were to hand out candy I feel like if they knocked at his door he'd be like "Trick" and steal kids candy 😭😭😭
He'd love couples costumes. He'd do god awful ones, Like ketchup and mustard - or peanut butter and jelly, or Velma and someone else from the mystery gang. (He'd wanna be Velma. He'd wear the skirt and everything.)
Sometimes he has goofy halloween costumes but occasionally he'd use a actually scary costume. He'd scare kids for fun during halloween.
I feel like he'd dress up as other villains for halloween especially big ones he looks up too. (He dressed up as Megamind once and put on a bald cap and everything.)
He'd decorate the outside of his fortress and his living room depending on the holiday.
During christmas he'd have a ton of lights, and little yard decorations. He'd also decorate his security system depending on the holiday. His lasers have christmas hats on them. His lasers are red and green so if you get laser-ed to death it would be festive colors 🎊!!!
He'd have celebratory music in his yard and around his fortress, depending on what holiday it is. It'd be loud and obnoxious. Everytime a neighbor steps outside they can hear jingle bells or kidnap mr sandy claws or something depending on the holiday and time.
He's definitely the type to buy cookies on Christmas, NOT for Santa, but for himself. The girls would think he's buying cookies for Santa but he's not. Even if Santa was real he wouldn't share with the guy. He'd be like "suck on this Santa" while he's eating the cookies😭
He might have specific outfits for different holidays.
During halloween he'd decorate a lot of jack-O-lanterns because they're orange (They're on brand.) He carves his Logo into them.
He wouldn't really celebrate Easter that much, he'd probably just buy Easter candy or draw. "The day that christ rose? Why do I care about Jesus"
He does the same thing he does to Santa to Jesus on easter.
He'd celebrate Yule, - He'd decorate with dried oranges.
He'd probably call his dad each holiday to wish him a good one. He'd also send his dad card and his dad would send him a gift or enclose money in the envelope even though they're both rich and don't need too😭.
He'd create robotic reindeer that attach to his flight machine. They probably also play christmas music, or make jingling noises when it flies. 😭 either that or he'd make a whole working Santa Sleigh-
He'd cosplay the grinch.
I feel like during different holidays he might scheme up some villain plan according to it. Like halloween he could steal some big halloween thing or decorations or he could steal kids candies 😭
he'd steal a 9ft tall giant skeleton from every yard he can find.
He'd be a big fan of The Grinch he'd probably aspire to be like him. He'd think he's a real villain. or was a real villain- I mean he stole from an entire town. When he watches any grinch movie he stops right after he gets all the gifts as he doesn't wanna watch the reformation scenes.
He'd wanna go and get a picture with mall Santa's. He'd wanna go sit in their lap despite being a full adult. He'd give them a list of things he wants.
"Okay, so, for Christmas this year, I want a new nuclear reactor, because my old one broke. And I want two pounds of uranium."
He thinks Thanksgiving is a bogus holiday, but he will use it as an excuse to eat a lot of food. But he wouldn't cook any of it, he'd order a massive dinner from some fast food and eat it all in one night. He'd get an extreme stomach ache and make himself really sick😭
You walk into the room and hes sprawled out on the couch with one hand on his stomach complaining about how he can't move and that it hurts😭😭😭
he's such a baby-😭
and if you offer him a solution he'd whine "Nooooo"'s.
On Valentines Day he'd cry about not having a partner, calling it a bogus holiday and he'd use it as an excuse to eat alot of junk food. He'd watch a shark tale on Valentine's day......... 💀........... He'd also CRY to that movie. If he had a partner during Valentine's Day he'd make them watch it and he'd claim that Oscar and Angie are "So us" just ignoring the fact that Oscar nearly cheats on Angie TWICE 😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞 He'd get a tummy ache from the chocolate.
He gets a stomach ache MOST holidays actually. They're a recipe for constipation. 😭😭😭😭 He complains for days afterwards.
He never learns😍😭
Fathers Day he'd hang out with his dad the entire day, if a partner wanted to hang out with him during that day, he'd insist they bring their dad too. It'd be like a double dad date. Or he'd try to share his dad if you don't have a dad or don't like yours. "It's okay, you can have mine!!! Have you seen the size of my dad? He could be like three families dads." 😭 He doesn't even mean it in a rude way either.
This isn't a holiday but he doesn't strike me as a morning person, so I feel like he'd disregard Daylight Savings. The world will bend to his schedule, he's not going to change his sleep patterns or his schedule for it.
He'd celebrate Earth Day but only because he cares about Sea Life and Littering
He'd love to celebrate Shark Week
On New Years he vows some crazy shit. "New Year New Me, I'm gonna stop eating so much Junk" then within an hour, or the next morning he's already ate a whole bag of chips and a soda. And he'd cry about it, too. He'd cry very hard.
He'd have a vendetta against April Fools, he's scared of being pranked so he locks himself in his Fortress. He'd be paranoid around even his partner. It'd be so funny to see him be so suspicious. Squinting his eyes and shit at them. 😭😭😭 He's expecting something, every turn he's expecting. Everytime he sits down he checks for whoopie cushions, and he'd check his partners hand for buzzers, and he'd be so paranoid about everything😭.
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Someone sent this ask to a blogger I like and they didn't bite, so I WILL
Gotham dream blunt rotation as rated:
Poison Ivy might seem an obvious choice at first, but she swears she can still hear the plant screaming inside your blunt, so if she isn't already hitting you dead the vibe has been killed: 3/10
Catwoman would steal all your weed and wrap a tighter blunt then you can imagine she would bring out wine spritzers and cheeses as the snack so it's fun but you will have to go buy a new ⅛ as soon as you leave, you will be starting to crush on her but she will talk about batman the whole time: 7/10
Harley Quinn would make those crazy ass joints that are like spider shaped and she would get toasted but youd get so couchlocked it'd be like a million years passed when you come to she's smoking a second spider and you have hyena drool on you: 5/10
Kite Man rips huge beefy clouds of smoke, spends half his evil plan budget on buying a gravity bong, has a shitty hideout in his parents basement, but his mom is really nice and can out-rip her son and she would bring some apple slices and water down for snacking: 6/10
Two-Face would have been a total weenie as Harvey pre accident and never touched the stuff, but after he will occasionally light up because he enjoys how both of his sides will shut up and he can think for a second. Doesn't care if it's shitty buds or premo flower it's whatever the nearest lackey has so you will be hacking up a lung either way. Spends the whole time telling you to be quiet when you try to chat: 4/10
Bruce would suck the only people he might be good in a rotation is wonder woman and superman, anyone else he is just silent the whole time and ignoring everyone to look at his phone, will sometimes double and triple hit before passing: 3/10
Stephanie stole her dad's weed as a teenager and is really bad at rolling blunts, but if you tease her, she will finger taze you, would have a whole set-up for a rotation set up with pillows and candles and bowls of chips, she either gets very mellow or gets really wild so it's a flip for if you're going to watch pirated movies or go roam the aisles of walmart: 8/10
Tim would act like a weed conneisur since Stephanie lit him up, but he'd be the type of guy you could give a weed a fancy name and sell it for $50 extra and he wouldn't even blink, rarely rotates but if he does he is punctual and never double hits, will ramble on and on about computer specs and graphic cards, will give you the last hit even though he wants it: 6/10 but only because sometimes Tim gets weird vibes
Alfred hits weed made for elephants its so strong he does it for muscle and joint pain at night so he won't share ever and if you ask he will act like he has no idea what you're talking about, if somehow you can get him to share it will be in the form of a weed cookie and when I tell you they're strong you will be seeing god: 0/10 or 7/10 depending
Jason tried marijuana but didn't like how it made his head feel and his hands shake and he could barely read so it pisses him off. If the blunt in question was a joint made of more tobacco than weed than he might sit in, but otherwise he is video taping other people being fools for future blackmail: 2/10
Dick smoked major weed with the Teen Titans when they were all a team the first time, he has exquisite taste but won't overpay but gets solid middle of the road shit everytime so you won't be ass blasted, but you will be laughing more which is why he loves rotations the communal act of passing, leaning in close to people, everyone getting loose and happier, he loves it and will totally make everyone custom snack plates: 10/10
Cass would try it with Steph or Dick, but she wouldn't like it in the end, would be a big fan of edibles though she'd like the floatiness and using it for sleep: 0/10 but not for lack of effort
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Prompts! Feel free to pick a number(s) and send me what character you want to go with it! :) Add any extra details you want!!
Angst
What’s the point of trying if it just proves that I’ll never be good enough?”
“I don’t expect a happy ending. I just want an ending.”
“It sucks. Because I want to hate you, but I can’t.”
“They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but my heart just became numb.”
“You made me think I actually mattered.”
“I pushed you away because you deserve better.”
“Even when you’re next to me, it feels like you’re miles away.”
“I’m sick of missing you when you’re right here.”
Could you stay a little bit longer?”
“Tell me you don’t want to leave. Say I’m enough to make you stay. I know it’s not true, but please just say it.”
“It was always you, no matter how much I denied it.”
“I wasn’t enough for you?” “No, you were too much.”
“You’re right: I’m a liar. But you can believe me, just this one time.”
You know it’s not like that.”
“You never loved me, did you?”
“It didn’t have to be like this, but now you’ve ruined everything.”
“I hope you’re happy.”
“You could’ve- could’ve stayed. You could’ve helped me fix things.”
“This isn’t going to be fixed. You’ve ruined this for good now.”
“You’re back in my life and I want to die again.”
“I hope you got what you wanted.”
“You made me miserable and I still loved you.”
“Everytime something goes well, I momentarily forget how much I despise you.”
“You can cut me, bruise me and skin me alive, but you will not take her from me.”
“I’m not coming home, don’t look for me.”
“You’re not the same person I married, don’t tell me I’m wrong.”
“My life was ruined because of one mistake. You were that mistake.”
“I should’ve died. That would’ve made you happy.”
“You’ve never been loved, I can tell.”
“There’s not a single reason I can think of for me to let you see her. You may be her father, but I’m her everything.”
“You broke me! You ruined everything we had and- for what?”
“Don’t look at me like you’re sorry. You’re not sorry.”
“I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to think I knew you.”
“You could’ve left! You could’ve run away with me!”
“She was nothing to you, was she? Then prove it.”
“You sound just like the person I used to love, but you’re not him anymore, are you.”
“You shouldn’t have come, I don’t want you here.”
“The worst part was that I saw it coming, I knew you’d hurt me, hurt us, but I still kept you around.”
“So none of it was real? You didn’t mean any of it?”
“Seven billion people in the world and I got put in a room with you. Either I’m cursed or God likes playing house with us.”
“Have you ever thought that maybe you’re the problem? All these people keep leaving and you keep acting surprised.”
“You never should’ve left, it never should’ve been an option.”
"don't make me choose" "why? Because you'd pick her?"
Fluff
“You look really good in my clothes”
“I just want to relax in your arms”
“Make a wish!”
“I could just stare at you forever” “Creep”
“I’m so lucky to know you”
“What are you doing?” “I was trying to make pancakes but it didn’t exactly work”
“You’re the only person I want to spend my life with”
“My parents love you”
“. . . sorry, I talked too much” “No no no not at all. Keep talking”
“I know you had a bad day, so I made you cookies”
“Our kids are gonna be *mwah*!”
“I’m gonna need someone to kiss at midnight”
“Get on my shoulders, you’ll see better”
*Fogs up mirror and writes a message*
“Not to be drastic, but I would jump off of a cliff for you”
“I never thought I could miss someone this much”
“You’re my new pillow”
"I thought you left" "Nope, just making pancakes"
"I can't believe you remembered that" "I remember everything about you"
"I'm so proud of you"
"Did you just call me sweetheart?"
"I can keep you company till you fall asleep"
"One more kiss?"
"Thanks for believing in me"
"I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
"I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
"Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
"Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
"IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."
"I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to the whole proposing thing."
"We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
"I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
"I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
"I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."
"We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."
"Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
"It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
"Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."
Love confessions (angry, credit dumplingsjinson )
“Since when did you ever care about me?!” “Since fucking forever, you idiotic dunce!”
“I can’t leave you alone for one second without you hurting yourself, can I?” “I mean, I’m fine so it’s okay—” “No, it’s not okay. Not when I feel like I’m going to go batshit fucking crazy, thinking you’ve hurt yourself.“
“Well, I’m sorry I fell in love with you, okay? But it happened and I can’t do shit about it.” “You… What?”
“You think I wanted this to happen? You think I, of all people, wanted to fall in love with you?”
“Trust me, I’m also trying to understand how in the shit this happened.”
“…This is why I knew I shouldn’t have gotten close to you.”
“I’m going to need you to stop for one second because I just find it so incredibly rude that you think I’m not head over heels in love with your stupid, oblivious ass. Are you a brick? Because you’re dense as fuck.”
“Tell me how I’m supposed to un-love you, then. Tell me. Spare me.”
“Yeah, well, if I could, I’d lose feelings for you. But it’s not that easy. It’s not that easy to just let go of someone you’ve held onto for so fucking long.”
“What part of ‘I want you, and only you’ do you not understand?”
Smut/smutish
A Flustering B In Public Prompts
A and B have a code name for a dirty word. While at a social event with lots of people, A casually slips the word into conversation, causing B to choke on their drink and get very red in the face.
A texts B reassuring and flirty texts from the opposite side of the room. A watch in glee as B checks their phone and their face goes dark red.
A’s friends C and D notice that A is purposely flustering B, so they turn in into a drinking game. Every time B blushes, stutters, or chokes on their drink, they take a drink.
“You okay ? You’re acting strange” “Yup! Yep yep yep couldn’t be better. Just a little hot- is anyone else hot?”
“You’re cute when you blush”
“I’ve never seen you squirm so much”
“Move an inch and you won’t be coming tonight.”
“Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?”
“We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?”
“Is it good when I touch you here? Or maybe here?”
“Be a good girl/boy for mommy/daddy.”
“You can take it, you’ve done it before.”
“Just a little more.”
“I’m going to fucking ruin you.”
“Suck on my fingers.”
“You look so good with my hands around your neck.”
“Keep your eyes open, look at me, baby.”
“My baby, you did so well.”
“Swallow. All of it.”
“Come one more time for me, I know you’ve got it in you.”
“How do you want it?”
“Show me how much you missed me.”
“Did you cum already?”
“I want to see you, I want to watch you cum.”
“What makes you think I’m going to fuck you?”
“Do you need to use your safe word, darling?”
“Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere.”
“I don’t like getting off on my own.”
“Won’t you help me? Please?”
“I don’t want anyone else. No one else can make me feel like you do.”
“It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off.”
“You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.”
“Why not tonight? I’m even wearing something pretty.”
“I had this dream and- fuck- you couldn’t keep your hands of me.”
“You’re still horny? Didn’t I fuck you hard enough last night?”
“Touch yourself.”
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Hi!! I’m not sure if you’re still taking requests but I was wondering if you could write something a bit angsty with a little who’s having a really hard time getting into little space 🥺 They keep getting really frustrated and upset because they just wanna be little but their brain keeps forcing them to be big (brains are just mean like that sometimes 😡) I feel like daddy Frankie or papi Javi would be really good in this situation (but it could work for any of the daddies!). Once they figure out why their little is so upset, you can bet that they’d be pulling out all the stops to help their little get into little space and making sure they feel safe enough to stay there for a while.
P. S. Thank you so so much for sharing your writing! Your series and your blurbs have put so many smiles on my face this week!!! 💕
boo boo this has been me this week. I've been on the go and unable to sit and relax. I took this in the direction of just them trying to find out what's wrong causes you to become little because that's me to a T. Someone asks me what's wrong... immediate tears.
Warnings: DDLG, gn little reader
"Are you almost done, sweet pea? I have dinner made." Frankie poked his head into the living room where you were typing away on a proposal.
"Yeah." You barely look away from the screen.
"It can wait if you need more time. But-"
"I need more than that so whatever let's just eat now." You rush through the explanation, slamming the laptop closed. Frankie frowned at this.
"Sweet pea-"
"I'm fine. Let's eat. It smells great." You try and summon a smile. He knows how close you are to breaking down so he doesn't press.
He brings out the grilled cheese and tomato soup. It was your ultimate comfort food and he knew you needed it. He sets his down then yours. You immediately tear up when you see he has cut your grilled cheese into a heart shape with a cookie cutter. You suppressed the part of you that got excited and soft at the gesture.
"Thanks." You squeeze his hand as he sits down. Don't cry. You've been ignoring him all day. The last thing Frankie needs to do is worry about you.
"Of course, sweet pea. You've been working so hard."
"Yeah. I'm sorry." You hang your head. Tonight was supposed to be a night out but you postponed because of this damn work thing.
"It's okay." He reassures you. "I know this project is important to you. I just wish it didn't stress you out so much." His expression softened with concern and you really felt the warmth of his love when he looked at you like that.
"It sucks."
"Do you want to talk about it?" He asked tenderly and you inhaled sharply feeling your walls start to crumble
"It's just everyone on the team is- they're not helping me." You feel yourself getting worked up. "And so I've had to do all the work and no one cares. Like I could disappear and they-" you suck in a big breath, lip trembling.
"It's okay. Tell me." Frankie reaches out and strokes your hand. That's your undoing.
"I could disappear and they wouldn't even care, daddy!" You cried, unable to keep it together. Frankie felt his daddy instinct rear up when you called for him. He had a feeling this would happen. He was glad you weren't holding it in anymore.
"Shh sweet pea come here."
You climb out of your chair and run over to his side of the table, burying your face in his neck.
"I'm so tired, daddy!" You don't hold any anguish back.
"Shh shhh." Frankie instantly shifted his legs so he could pull you onto his lap. "It's okay. It's all okay. Daddy's got you." He stroked your back.
"Daddy!" You hugged him tighter, breathing unevenly from your tears. "I-I haven't been working that hard. Everytime I- I twy I can't think of the right way to say. My stupid brain!"
"Writing is very hard-" He kissed your forehead.
"But i-i should be able to do it!" You tried to explain against his neck.
"Are you trying your best, sweet pea?" Frankie asks calmly.
"Yea." You grunt
"Then that's all you can ask for. And daddy is proud of you."
"But-" You try to protest.
"I know." Frankie's smile falls a little. "I know that doesn't change things but can that be enough for right now?"
You look up at him with big red rimmed eyes. "Yes." You nod. All the anxiety in you goes quiet. Daddy's love is all you need right now. He doesn't say anything more. He just lets you cry it out.
"Want some dinner, little pea?" He slides your helping over to his side.
You reach for it but he stops you.
"Let daddy."
You drop your hand, feeling your body relax.
"You're too little to do this yourself." He coos.
"Mhm. Need daddy." You let the warmth bloom inside of you and help you relax into being little.
His big fingers tore off a piece of the grilled cheese and dipped it in the soup. "Here comes the helicopter weeeee" He brought the bite closer until you ate it with a giggle. "Good, sweet pea."
"Yummy, daddy." You smile up at him eager for another bite. After the last bite you yawned and you pulled his fingers towards your mouth and sucked on them. There was a bit of cheese and butter flavor on them.
"There you go, little pea." Frankie chuckled. "Num num num tasty fingers." He lifted your small fingers up to his mouth and pretended to nibble. You laughed around his fingers, pulling yours back with a rueful smile. "What does my baby want to do now?"
You hesitated a big voice rearing up all of a sudden: Finish work! Must finish!
You looked up at him, a scared look in your eyes. "I have to do the work. It's due soon!"
"When?" Frankie asked, his voice very calm.
"I don't 'meber!" You panic, your brain was fuzzy and not focused.
"Here let daddy check." He reaches over and gets your laptop. He knew your password so he could log in and check your email. He sees all the emails you sent reminding the team to get their parts done. He thinks of writing them himself and making them do it but he knows you'd be mad at him for it. How dare they make his sweet pea suffer.
"You have two more days to do it."
"I don't know I- daddy!" You chew your fingers nervously, unable to read the gibberish on the screen. "I can't!"
"You can. I know you can." Frankie cuddled you and laid a kiss on your cheek. He watched the internal debate going on. He didn't want to force you to ignore work but he knew you'd probably not make much progress while distraught. That's when you look up at him
"What do I do daddy!"
"I think..." Frankie shut the computer slowly. "you should take a break. Tomorrow is a new day."
"I missed playing today." You pouted.
"I know." Frankie felt his heart ache. He saw that look in your eye today when you were burnt out and looking longingly at your toy box. All he wanted was to give you what you needed but he also respected your work ethic. Usually you know when to stop but you really fought through it this time. And this was the result... "We can play a bit before bed. What do you want to play?"
"Helicopter!" Your eyes brighten. So that's what you do even though it's getting dark, Frankie lets you fly your remote control helicopter all around the yard. You were getting good at it. It didn't get stuck in a tree like last time! After a bit you were leaning against daddy and rubbing your eyes. He tucked you in and read you a bedtime story. You even had a full bottle. He knew you'd be renewed in the morning.
"I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself tonight, sweet pea." He told you as you were on the edges of sleep.
"Das wha u do daddy." You argue/mumble back.
"I guess I do but you took that first brave step and told daddy what you needed."
"mmm love you, daddy." you smile as you drift off to sleep.
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movie theater prompts!
barbenheimer is upon us. so let's see how your characters would go about attending the good ol' theater and showing those blood sucking execs that actors and writers make things infinitely better and more enjoyable :)
sneaking in snacks to the theater by buying a BUNCH of stuff like cookies gummies, sodas, and just hoping that the clerk doesn't search the conspicuously full backpack that the group is bringing in with them. (pro tip: throw the wrappers and stuff away outside of the theater)
meet cute when a character goes to see a movie and woops that person working there is really hot. wdym i don't usually get popcorn??? i love it so much, oh yeah extra popcorn. so much popcorn. three buckets of them. please notice me. their friends are exasperated and surprised that it actually works
characters that try the whole stacking on top of each other trick for one movie ticket. predictably, it looks very obvious. unpredictably, it works.
sitting next to each other in a full theater. "get your arm off of MY armrest" "tf??? This is MY armrest. move." "YOU move." they get kicked out for being too loud and keep bickering.
love when the pov cuts to a character you wouldn't expect who's having the time of their life at a children's movie showing. clapping and singing along to the songs EVERYTHING.
the one character that needs a tissue box everytime they go into a theater. their friends pat them comfortingly when they start sniffling during the sad parts. they definitely cry during Disney movies that's just their energy.
something about leaving the middle armrest up so they can snuggle together
boy oh boy it sure is cold in this here theater. Man... If only SOMEONE had a jacket. am i a sucker for sharing clothes? Yes. Yes i am.
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So I’m on my second day B/p free simply because I stopped buying literally anything that even has potential to be binged on. Honestly it sucks because my favourite safe food was cinnamon Chex cereal and I’ve tried about 4 different times to have it and everytime it’s in the house I B/p with it. I even stopped getting popcicles because may ed will find a way lol.
Putting a cut cause this post is long. I’m not reading it over cause I’m lazy so if you see typos or things that don’t make sense ignore it lmao
Anyway my diet rn is strictly whole wheat bread, applesauce, vegetable soup, and oatmeal. Everything else had to go. I’m going to do this until I can control myself because I can tell at several times a day if I had B/p food I would do it. So my plan is just those foods for at least a week and if my b/p urges get weaker I’ll try one food like cereal or cookies or something and see what happens.
I just want to stop until after Christmas because I need to lose weight again my fucking period came back after 2 months not having it and if you thought I was upset when I lost it I was like 100 times more upset to get it back I felt like the biggest failure there was. But I just need to get back to my lw which is only 3lbs away for it to go away again. I have to be at my lowest weight for all the family events in December and B/p is ruining everything.
Lmfao not to mention my bulimia cheeks have to go I had a pic of me taken last night and I swear I looked like Stan from American dad my face was so puffy like it changed my face shape and I can’t be having that anymore.
I hate that I can’t control my bulimia like I could be restricting on foods that actually give me a will to live but I can’t cause I’ll binge on them and then purge and then continue this stupid cycle. I can’t even manage high restriction anymore because I feel like a failure even though that’s how I lost most of my weight until this time. Maybe I’ll try this method with high restriction for a few days and see what happens. Idk I’m just happy I literally cannot B/p for now.
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Random Jedidiah headcanons;
When he was a child he was sent to bible camp, he kinda blacked out the memory out of his mind
He sucks at cuddling, contrary to popular belief I dont think Sydney and Jed started doing cuddling until couple stuff started especially since Sydney has special needs regarding sleep. Sometimes Sydney would have a nightmare and sleep in Jed's bed but they never really cuddled
He plays league of legends, Yvonne got him to watch arcane eventually but he's still fateful to the original game. I think he definitely tried to teach Sydney how to play. Other games Jed would play imo include: Skyrim (canon), happy wheels, animal crossing pocket, bitlife (he DEFINITELY has a npc named after Sydney and he definitely tries to date it everytime), the sims 4 (definitely has made his sims date his sims!Sydney), among us (technically canon???), clash of clans, cookie run and a ton of shitty mobile games no one has heard about
Definitely tried coding before, when he was in middle school he became kinda good at scratch games, Sydney was the first person who played his games
Overall I think that whenever he's out and about all over the world he still manages to find a way to be terminally online
He and Yvonne sometimes call each other to play uno together so she can make a quick vid for her YouTube channel
He isn't kissing repulsed but at the start he avoided mouth kisses a lot cause he was scared to embarrass himself in front of Sydney
He definitely likes ghost busters and cosplayed it as well, he got Sydney to join in
Jed and Sydney definitely watched mlp together, both gen3 and 4. Jed was a aj kid and Sydney a Pinkie Pie. They'd also had unmonitored internet access and stumbled across an mlp creepy pasta, Jed ABSOLUTELY started crying
Speaking of, Sydney was definitely a scene kid with a shitty deviantart and dragged Jedidiah into it, they both made mlp ocs that Sydney would draw onto mlp bases and show to Jed as a gift, and Jed definitely suggested that the 2 ocs should be shipped together. Jed's was a unicorn with a clock cutiemark, and Sydney's was an alicorn prince with a tragic backstory, which was black and had rainbow markings
He's a reddit user
#×text pots×#×here & there×#tldr: swagless#camp here n there#camp here & there#camp here and there#ch&t#chnt#jedidiah a a martin
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*Hans wasn't helping either, everytime you said left he asked you "are you sure???" And would make you doubt lol. But with google he can drive better and faster*
*Hans looks in awe at all the flavors*
Hans: wao, i came here having in mind the chocolate ice cream but.. now im not sure-
“Pff just don’t do the shrimp ice cream. That one sucks”
He looks in amazement at the actual ice cream with shrimp in it as I order my usual: a scoop of cookies and cream, cookie dough and moose tracks in a bowl drowning in more cookie dough pieces
“Hans, what do you want? My treat ;)”
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