Everytime I see a ben barnes interview I just like him more and more as a person

The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.

That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.

I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.

But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed

Would you share your hay with me, though?

I see.

Here comes the goofiest grown ass man i've seen

He's such a fail-male-wife i can't kakfjsksndk

im obsessed with neil newbon the Just Some Guy / Fey Creature energy he has, he dresses like a genderfluid cybergoth pajama model, has the body language of a tiny cat in the form of a 6'2 very large man, the bubbly energy of a middle school girl, the athletic skill of a stuntman, will say the smartest and sweetest and most heartbreaking shit and then 10 minutes later while he's gaming he'll accidentally take off a companion characters undies and flash everybody, wildshape his character into a cat, meow intermittently for 15 minutes and ur not quite sure if he realizes he's still doing it? Then he'll spin the strangest little story flirting with himself of two characters he made up and talking in the voices the whole time, remind you his half wood-elf is VERY stupid and very pansexual, and then leave? The minute i saw his first stream i was like FUCK i guess i'm keeping this guy huh. 10/10

This is barely anything but I'm thinking about how Anakin is tall so no one would necessarily think to pick him up unless it was for life saving reasons but Obi-wan can definitely pick him up and carry him and the first time Obi-wan does so post-them-getting-together Anakin kind of short circuits for a few minutes

YES, this, absolutely, I need it, yes. Yes.

Especially since Obi-Wan keeps talking like an old man, saying that his knees crack when he gets up, buying a fancy pillow for his neck and loves drinking his herbal tea right before bed, Anakin tends to forget that Obi-Wan isn't even 40.

So when he's being annoying one day blocking Obi-Wan's way and ends up saying "just accept your fate Obi-Wan, it's not like you'll pick me up and carry me out of here" and Obi-Wan does just that, Anakin makes the smallest 'oh' and then turns weirdly silent even after Obi-Wan has put him down again, despite being carried like a sack of potatoes.

It's only later when Obi-Wan gets home and Anakin has been pacing the apartment for hours that he realises his mistake when Anakin says "You have to pick me up again. Against the wall maybe. Yes, with my legs around you this time. How long can you stay like that do you think"

Things about Halsin that are rarely mentioned but fascinate me: he's slept with a Nelanther pirate which means he's either been to the Nelanther Isles (and survived) or to one of the ports a ship of theirs docked in, and he's firsthand encountered a haunted doll.

Respectfully, MM Donnie just looks like a mouth breather.

Not like ‘he looks stupid’ kind of mouth breather, I mean homeboy looks like he forgets he has nostrils and breathes out of his mouth- kind of mouth breather.

Like the sewers are completely quiet and everyone is having dinner and whatever and all anyone can hear is Donnie’s loud ass open mouth breathing noises with that whistle in his teeth and everyone can hear it but him.

Just look at him

Obsessed with the idea of Jon seeing ghost boy come out of a book and his first thought being shit he's hot

“None of which we had access to for security.” Oh really? Then how the fuck was JJ able to play Scrabble with her then?????

It's genuinely so funny to me that Jason died, came back, went through all this training only to find that Dick could still beat his ass, and immediately jumped to psychological warfare every time they squared up like. Try telling me he went into their fight during battle for the cowl without knowing good and goddamn well that the plan was "if Dick wins I kill myself 😈". We love a messy king who's not afraid pivot.

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

You made me forget myself

I thought I was someone else

Someone good

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 1.05 (2022-)

lou ferrigno jr the man that you are!!! you just get it!!!!

*Tim beats Bernard in a game on their phones they have been playing back and forth*

Bernard: I thought you were an e-bae, turns out you're just an eboy

Tim, reaching a hand out, feigning remorse cause he gets the joke: bruh

Bernard: *same hand motions as the vine "I thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam" before he goes back to playing on his phone*

The rest of the Batfam, sitting across from them while this is happening:

Dick: he thought you were an online store?

Steph: probably cause Tim is as rich as ebay

Duke, someone who also still watches vines and is ashamed he gets it: he is calling him 'bae' like a romantic pet name, but added e in front of it cause the last half started with e, I don't think it was supposed to be like the store

Bruce, sitting there confused: what's an eboy?

my high school religious studies prof should be taking notes from good omens because he wishes he could have awakened in me the levels of faith i have in a 1941 continuation