I recognise that the media trope where one member of a same gender couple is super classy and the other is a total bro is, in some respects, replicating the whole “so which one of you is the man?” thing, but I’m willing to give it a pass because it’s also extremely funny.
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Recent grimdank memery has reinforced my belief that the only reason BigE did not make any Lady Primarchs (that we know of) and subsequently Lady Astartes was that he was genuinely scared of them.
Imagine an entire legion of people like Calladayce Kesh or Bayezara Aggonades. Either they wipe themselves out on the spot or become the most dangerous force in the galaxy. One insane transhuman woman is an individual outlier. Two insane ones are hinting towards a pattern...
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ned told arya, on page, that she is a stark of winterfell and she has a duty to her house therefore she needs to grow up in order to best fulfil her responsibilities and arya "vowed" that she would do so while thinking she had never loved her father so much. she completely embraced the idea of community that was one of ned's most fundamental lessons for leadership
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[A sending stone vibrates, a hand meaning to deactivate it accidentally activates it instead.]
Beau: Hey, Hey Caleb. Yasha's got this new green bean casserole recipe she wants to try. Can we have some of your green beans?
Caleb, audibly breathing heavily: ah, Beauregard, I'm, uh, a bit busy at the moment. [More heavy breathing]
[A pause]
Beau: IS IT ESSEK?? HEY ESSEK!
Yasha, softer than Beau from present: What if it's not Essek, that would be awkward.
Caleb, still breathing heavily: Ladies, please, now-
Beau: Of course it's Essek, who else could it be?
Yasha: I don't know. Caleb is a handsome guy, maybe...
Beau: Nah, it has to be-
[Essek rises and leans over to the sending stone]
Essek: Caleb and I are currently indisposed, we will message you back later about the green beans.
[A brief cheer is heard before a Silence spell is cast on the stone]
Caleb, reaching for Essek: Now, where were we?
[In Zadash]
Beau: I fuckin' KNEW it!
Yasha: You're so smart, babe.
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