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#im just going with they have special sending stones that can essentially be used like cell phones on speaker
scurvgirl · 1 year
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[A sending stone vibrates, a hand meaning to deactivate it accidentally activates it instead.]
Beau: Hey, Hey Caleb. Yasha's got this new green bean casserole recipe she wants to try. Can we have some of your green beans?
Caleb, audibly breathing heavily: ah, Beauregard, I'm, uh, a bit busy at the moment. [More heavy breathing]
[A pause]
Beau: IS IT ESSEK?? HEY ESSEK!
Yasha, softer than Beau from present: What if it's not Essek, that would be awkward.
Caleb, still breathing heavily: Ladies, please, now-
Beau: Of course it's Essek, who else could it be?
Yasha: I don't know. Caleb is a handsome guy, maybe...
Beau: Nah, it has to be-
[Essek rises and leans over to the sending stone]
Essek: Caleb and I are currently indisposed, we will message you back later about the green beans.
[A brief cheer is heard before a Silence spell is cast on the stone]
Caleb, reaching for Essek: Now, where were we?
[In Zadash]
Beau: I fuckin' KNEW it!
Yasha: You're so smart, babe.
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lumarys · 6 months
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hey hey hi i guess im sending these out now but. your blorbo lore. hand it over (tell me abt your ocs!!! who is getting rotated rn!)
oh man sorry for taking so long to answer this! i've had. a lot of stuff to do. technically i should also be doing schoolwork right now but shhh
ANYWAY. ocs!! for the longest while, ursa, marie, and madeline were THE ocs living rent-free in my brain. also this post got really long so it's just Ursa Time now. i'll probably add on to it later with stuff abt the others!
i've talked the most about ursa on this blog i'm pretty sure, but still not much in terms of lore? now, something important to know about ursa is that she was not originally intended to be a full character. i wanted a fun fantasy design to draw overly-complicated dresses over. and THEN came lore. also, cringe is dead. these factors both contribute to Why ursa's lore is the way it is.
so, essentially, ursa is the (crown) princess of the Cosmic Empire, which is pretty much a kingdom ("empire" is a bit of a misnomer tbh) up in space above earth. (well, it's only sort of physically there. it's complicated.) now, the cosmic empire does not have any humans in it. instead, it's populated by Star-people, who generally have humanoid forms, but pretty much always have some obviously non-human traits--giant elf ears, wings, tails, claws, fangs. whatever you can think of, someone probably has it. star-people also fairly commonly have some amount of magical abilities, although the scale of these abilities can vary wildly.
now, sort of for this reason, the cosmic empire considers itself fairly distant from earth and generally looks down upon humans/earth civilization. however, ursa, being fairly smart, realizes that hey, they seem to know a LOT about earth cultures if they're supposed to be completely unassociated with earth, and seem to hold a lot of values that make sense on earth but not in space where they are--like, they care about stars like the sun and polaris especially, even though they're only REALLY special from an earth perspective. and they care about constellations created by earth cultures a ton, to the point that constellations are the source of a ton of names (see: ursa herself! named after ursa major, even though the star she's most associated with, the aforementioned polaris, is part of ursa minor.)
and also, how'd they get stuff like plants if they've always been in space? sure some stone might've come from, like, asteroids, but that couldn't have been the source of ALL of the stuff they have. so ursa goes digging, and finds out that star-people used to have a lot of contact with earth. like...a LOT. enough that they're probably the source of a few human myths/legends. and ursa proceeds to get FASCINATED by earth culture, society, and humans. she starts to think about maybe going to earth herself, but it's a) very much forbidden and b) supposed to be, like, super hard to get down there.
now, while ursa is developing a new special interest, other stuff is happening. her mother, aquila, queen of the stars, is generally seen as a decent queen. she can be kind of cruel sometimes, but she's an effective leader. and, what's more, she is INCREDIBLY powerful magically. so much so that it's generally agreed upon that she's the most powerful star-person to ever live.
except...it's not really her power. a lot of it is, but a lot of it she's stealing from...*dun-dun-duuun*...ursa! ursa is an incredibly powerful sorceress in her own right, so she doesn't notice the siphoning of magic right away, but she does notice that something's using up a ton of her magic eventually, since it gets to the point where it has physical effects (fatigue, dizziness, shakiness, stuff like that). and when she finds out that her mother is draining her magic for her own use, she freaks out. it does make sense, since her mother All Of A Sudden got much more powerful after ursa's father/her husband, sirius, king of the stars, died. when he was alive, aquila wouldn't have been able to pull of the magic-siphoning trick, since he would have noticed almost immediately, but with him dead, she could take as much of ursa's magic as she wanted.
but still. aquila is taking a HUGE amount of ursa's magic. enough that if she didn't stop then it might've ended up actually killing ursa. but when ursa went to confront her mother about this, aquila didn't care, her general vibe being that because ursa was her daughter and also technically under her authority, aquila could do whatever she wanted with her, so she'd keep stealing ursa's magic. this, obviously, was bad news for ursa, since, y'know, it could kill her if it went on for too long. and since aquila now knows that ursa knows, she puts her under much closer watch to make sure she doesn't try anything.
so ursa eventually figures that, if she's far enough away, aquila can't take any more of her magic. so she chooses to run away. except...there's a problem with that. first of all, guards are watching her every move. if she tried to leave the palace via any normal means, then they would definitely notice and it would be even worse news for her. second, since aquila is queen and pretty powerful even without ursa's magic, she'd be able to find her if she was anywhere in the cosmic empire. and since leaving without aquila noticing wasn't really an option, ursa was, seemingly, stuck between a rock and a hard place.
but the Special Interest strikes again! the thing is, ursa has really wanted to go to earth for a while by now. and since whatever she does is gonna land her in hot water by now, it being forbidden to go to earth isn't really an obstacle. now the main obstacle is getting there in the first place. but she eventually realizes that with how much contact there was between earth and star-people, there had to be a fairly simple way to do it. and since she was crown princess, she had access to a lot of stuff that most people did not, and eventually found a spell that could get her to earth. and even better, she could do it in the palace without anyone noticing, so she didn't have to worry about evading guards.
so...she packs her stuff and runs away to earth! end of story, right? but, uh. the thing is. the spell that she found to get her to earth, right? it was pretty simple, so ursa thought that she'd be able to perform it easily, not realizing just how much magic aquila had taken from her at that point. but because of how weakened she was, she...botched it. instead of appearing on the ground, like she was supposed to, she appeared miles into the air, and started falling.
now, she has wings, but she's mostly unconscious from the effort of performing the spell, and even if she was awake, she probably would have been too weak to catch herself in midair from freefall.
the fall didn't kill her, luckily enough; star-people are really strong compared to humans. but she was incredibly bruised and battered, probably had a few broken bones, and was unconscious. in the middle of a random field in the middle of night. not exactly the best situation to be in. this was probably worse than most star-people would have gotten too, since she was so low on magic. and ALSO because she was so low on magic, it would probably take her much longer to heal.
but, luckily, ursa isn't alone for long. after a couple of hours, she's found by the very first citizen of earth she'll ever meet...a vampire named marie.
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curious-menace · 3 years
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Batman has put on a bit of quarantine weight (he could lose it but he's like fuck it I'm cool with having a muffin top) and his villains take notice how would they all react to slightly softer looking batman bonus if one of villains is like supportive like you look adorable all chubby bats..like a cuddly bat plush.
dad bod batman. 
that is all. 
jk here are some headcanons
Penguin 
well he’s a lil chubby himself so i doubt he’s going to be in a position to throw any stones in this particular glass house. You could argue that batman looks the same since some men look really fat when its actually muscle. think rugby players, professional weight lifters (not body builders thats all for show) and maybe professional boxers? look at albert king in arkham knight. he’s chubby but he’s a brick wall! either way i dont think penguin will be treating him any different. batman can still punch his lights out and now with a bit of extra weight? he’s going to hit like a runaway train. 
TwoFace
Again, he doesnt spend much time looking at batmans ass while he’s running away from him. he might make some jokes about how batman weights if he landed on him for a take down, maybe joke like catwoman about needing a few more notches in his utility belt. To be honest, this whole quarantine isolation thing has him a bit down in the dumps. he’s probably just happy to see another human being, even if it is batman.  
Ivy
Shes teasing but not mean, like selina. shes loving quarantine life. nobody bothers her and she’s free to be with her plants all day long. she’s basically just chilling in the botanic gardens, since its closed due to not being an essential service. when batman shows up to check on her, she notices something is different but doesnt pin point it right away. but when he jumps down from the rafters and makes her glass herb gardens rattle she burst out laughing. again, shes not being mean, she just genuinely finds this hilarious that even the great batman has put on a few pounds in lock down. yes, she is loving the new look, softer around the edges and better for sitting on if he was under mind control
Scarecrow
i mean this in the nicest way possible but scarecrow literally does not give one tiny fuck. he’s gotten so much work done in lockdown without people bothering him, he’s soo deep in his research that he doesn't even notice batman approach. he does freak the fuck out , flinging vials of his new toxin 10 feet in the air in fright when he turns around and batman is standing there. the vials land far enough away that they aren't in any danger. still Stawman is pissed that batman just had to show up right then and scare the piss out of him. but he hasn't seen another human in like 3 months and since his research is ruined, he asks batman to stay for a few minutes. there's nothing technically illegal afoot in his lab right now, so why not see how crane is holding up? he sits in one of scarecrow old chairs that groans like a dying animal under his weight. scarecrow might raise an eyebrow but he’s not going to stay anything, not right now anyway. 
Riddler
oh thank GOD ! another human being! riddler is glad, actually fuckin glad to see batman. he’s been so BORED since lockdown started he actually contemplated kidnapping some people just so he’d have company. i made a joke once that you cant gag any riddler because they’ll just store it up and ramble more later. this is exactly what happens with batman when riddler spots him , he’s speaking so fast the flash would have trouble understanding him “Come in batman, sit down make yourself comfortable, not in that chair that’s a deathtrap ive been working on. have you put on a little weight? nevermind im sure you can work it off in my newest puzzle its very- wait where are you going?!” speaking of bat plushies , riddler absolutely has a batman plush on his desk that he likes to ramble at. when the real bats leaves he makes a mental note to put some more stuffing into plushie batman.
Harley
Harley hugs batman. i guess its ok, she might as well be part of his bubble for all the time they spend together. she notices right away hes put on a few but shes not one  to complain. makes him soft, its a nice change from jokers bones and refusal to give her even a head pat. Batman is a softie at heart, he cant bring himself to push her away. she’s mostly compliments about him looking soft and chubby and invites to stay with her or wont he please please please take her to the batcave shes so bored and she misses the robins, god help her she even misses the other rogues. she also misses going outside but technically a cave isnt outside so shes not breaking any rules and surely there must be enough room to be socially distant in a place that size.  batman disappears for a few hours, seemingly ignoring her request . he returns with plushies of all the rogues and batfam, and a special bat patterned facemask just for her. this earns him another not so socially distant hug with harley possibly not quite copping a feel of his new love handles and plump butt. 
this was very silly but an enjoyable write, thank you for the prompt nonnie! i must admit, im more like scarecrow than harley. i like being inside, but i worry im getting to use to it and if things return to normal (relatively speaking) i wont want to go back out again. 
i suppose that's a problem for future shep right?
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askmyboys · 3 years
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Xovarkzis
Here’s the last god/goddess I made so far! More to come im sure lmao
| Name: Xovarkzis (pronunciation: Zo-Vark-Zis) God of Time (also has some power over life and death)
| Nicknames: Xo (again pronounced as Zo) or Vark/Ark
| Gender: He/Him, They/Them, She/Her, and It/It’s, gender doesn’t STRICTLY matter for them, you can call them a god or a goddess either one
| Age: It’s speculated that perhaps Xovarkzis has been around since the beginning of time, their specific age is unknown BUT it’s clear that he is over countless centuries old
| Height: 500ft (when they come down to visit Earth they shift down to about 6’3”)
| Species/Race: Well its obvious but still, just to reiterate- God/Goddess
| Hair Color: The left side of his hair is White and the right side of his hair is Black (his hair is a quiff style)
| Eye Color: Left eye is pure white and the right eye is pure black (they have a third eye on their forehead that is mixed between black n white, it isn’t two eyes, its just one eye with split colors, the left side of the eye is pure white and of course the right side is pure black)
| Skin Color/Body Type: The left side of his body is black and the right side is white (ayo a bit of a reversal there lmao) and he’s pretty lanky tbh
| Appearance: She’s got a few outfits BUT the main one is a white toga with a long black silk piece that’s draped over his shoulder (it’s got some white wording sewn into it but the language seems to be unknown, Xo’s language has been lost for centuries, you’d be lucky to find ANYONE aside from the goddess themself that speaks it or can even translate it, if you REALLY wanna know I’ll tell you, it’s basically going to translate into a blessing) it wears black and white victorian style boots (you know the boot got them h e e l s) for some reason he seems to have antlers, b i g ones- likewise the left side is a white antler and the right side is a black antler, he has necklaces hanging from those antlers full of Turritella Agate stones(it is believed to help in times of change, dispelling negative thoughts and reliving conditions of fatigue) and Snowflake Obsidian stones (it’s a 'stone of purity' bringing balance to the body, mind, and spirit. Said to be beneficial for the skin and veins) and she has a necklace she wears on her neck that is a Sodalite Stone (it helps to calm and clear the mind, bring joy and relieve a heavy heart. Said to aid the metabolism and lymphatic system)
He wears a white glove on his left hand and then a black one on the right (they cut the tips out of them so their black and white claws can peep through BUT ONLY for the claws, I’ll explain the gloves being a VERY crucial detail in side facts)
They have razor sharp teeth (they also have a circle beard btw, it being the colors of each part of the respective skin color ya know), their ears are pointed and they also wear black n white gauges and other earrings of that color in their ears as well, that’s all for the jewelry however- they can also grow black and white wings (v feathery n fluffy wings), they also have a black based tail and then white fluff at the end (p much a dragon-esque looking tail), they seem to have a few scars here and there but nothing TOO major, it just appears to be from a few fights that must’ve ensued sometime in her life.
| Personality: Xovarkzis is an… Interesting being, it usually spends time by itself, tending to her own world and keeping everything in order, he’s usually VERY calm and collected in every situation possible since he’s seen it all pretty much, they’ve seen most outcomes when it comes to life, all the questions, the answers, etc- Xovarkzis is essentially almost an all knowing being, when it comes to fighting Xo has never been one to choose a side, they always stay out of matters that don’t concern them, it’s just… What happens a f t e r  a fight, especially if it gets… Messy… They do warn of the consequences of every action, every choice has it’s consequences and if someone thinks they are ABOVE consequences? They are a fool, even Xovarkzis to be as powerful and high ranking being as she is, even he’ll admit he is not free from consequence and he never will be... 
Xovarkzis finds mortals to be such… Interesting beings, Xo loved to study them whenever they could, always watching and observing from afar whatever it may be, whether their making decisions and choices or simply going about their life… Life ...Another subject as well as death, that Xo knows very well, Xo’s seen such much death in her centuries, at first she had questioned why death had to really exist, why did people have to be taken, taken away from their loved ones, taken away from the living, and so… Easily too... Ark had even gone as far to see if it could even s t o p death but hah, when they look back at that, such a f o o l i s h desire, death, albeit a tragedy by most… Can be beautiful in many ways, a lot fear death, Ark cannot blame them nor would she ever BUT, people tend to forget, there IS still beauty in death just as there is beauty in life.
Xovarkzis always tries to show any mortals that wind up before them that fact, it’s not a way to ease them into death, there is no such way to ease into death unfortunately, but there’s still the beauty, at the VERY least Xo can show them that before leading them to their final destination, Xo might be the god/goddess of life and death (as well as time which I’ll get to in a moment) but they cannot bring a person back from the dead, that would go against EVERYTHING they believe in and it’s impossible anyways, death is permanent, and even if there were a way, if they brought them back, that person would NEVER be the same… Well in THAT regard anyways BUT there is a… “Special Rule” If a person is taken before their time is up? ...There CAN be a pardon but it depends on the person really and the situation, and it still goes against what Xo believes in, in, well a way but… Sometimes an exception needs to be made, if their time was not up and it happened to be an… “Unfortunate” circumstance then they must continue on their journey.
Xo will even admit “Despite my beliefs… Your time has n o t run out… There is still so much you must do, so much to accomplish… So, just this once, I will send you back… But remember, life isn’t something you should take for granted, so many loved ones, whether it be a friend, family, or partner… You have someone who truly cares about you out there, so try and live life to the fullest every day possible… Remember, you w o n ‘ t get another chance like this, next time, it will be permanent I’m afraid…” now as for time, Xo holds time with a fondness… Time can be a blessing and a… Curse to some… Xo used to see time as a curse but they learned quickly, you must do what you can and will with the time you are given, never be afraid to get out there and do whatever it is you desire, time may seem so short… It may even feel as though time is plotting and working against you, but that is simply not true… It’s all about working with the time you are given, there is no such thing as more or less with time, and you had better make the most of the time you ARE given, for one day, your clock, as will everyone else’s, will run out.
Xo keeps the time in order (kinda like father time in a way), she CAN control it in a way, meaning it can stop and start time BUT there could only be one reason for stopping, starting, and speeding up time- And if that reason EVER comes to pass ...Whatever god/goddess/being you worship, you had better p r a y to them, pray as hard as you can… (Xo cannot reverse time however technically speaking, unless you wish to count them bringing a person back via unfortunate circumstances then I suppose in a way she can do that but still) Xo’s always been fascinated with how time worked to be honest, it’s interesting all the things time can make happen… Mortals, plants, etc- those grow up, worlds they age and sometimes become more progressive than others, and mostly people change with time, some anyways- Everything changes with time marching ahead, and that, to Xo is a wonderful thing…
That’s honestly the best I can sum them up?? There’s obvs gonna be more to them but for now this is good for personality basis (Xo despite being so blunt with things, Xo is a sweetheart who just wants the best for everyone, just wants peace, equality, and for people to live life to their fullest potential, Xo wants to see them succeed, failure? ...Failure is natural and should not be something to fear, you can always learn from the mistakes you make and next time you try something, then you’ll know what to avoid next time around, failure in a way should be treated as growth, as growing and learning because it is)
| Side Facts: Xo isn’t one for weapons BUT it does wield a black handled scythe that has a white blade attached to it (if you REALLY want, Xo can be technically called a Reaper even if he is much more than that, but if you wish to classify her as that then so be it), Ark’s world is also made up of black and white (literally if you look at the world, it’s split down the middle, black and white, nothing more nothing less, it’s world is actually considered a “Void” given that there isn’t anything really there, the only thing there in the split is Xo’s “throne” of course because it’s literally right in the center of the world it’s black and white as well, they have decorated it with various stones (like the Turritella, Snowflake, and Sodalite stones) there are a few others that are p much otherworldly, those stones can only be found in Xo’s world (I’ll leave those up to interpretation lmao), there ARE shelves lining the “room” however full of hourglasses, all of various types, various names are labelled on them.
Even Xo’s own, for even Xo, despite being a god/goddess n such, does have a due date himself, all the gods/goddesses do, one day their time will be up just like everyone else’s, granted… They D O live a LOT longer than mortals, animals, etc… Hence why their hourglasses are so big and almost infinite, but Xo knows, deep down, despite their infinite size, the sand will reach the bottom one day and then that will be it… Xo isn’t scared of death anymore, they haven’t been for MANY centuries now (they used to be afraid, they used to not understand why they had to even deal with the things they did, why they were the god/goddess they were, but one day, it finally understood… And that was that)
(If Xo and Thanatos (side note, i do realize that’s an actual god name but this one in particular i made is… woo b o y, just- yikes), but Xo and Thanatos would honestly be at each other’s throats, Xo has never liked picking a side in a fight, has never been one for fighting anyway- but Thanatos would disrupt EVERYTHING… That sick disgusting excuse for a god doesn’t even deserve his status, he treats death like a game for his entertainment, he’ll LITERALLY go out of his own way to make everyone suffer in any way he can, and Xo will not have any mockery and slander toward life nor death in this way so those two would c l a s h)
You would think Xo would live forever given their status and being the god they are BUT, it’s definitely not true! They can even be killed even though ...That’s LITERALLY near impossible, not ABSOLUTELY impossible but still, someone would have to get a REALLY lucky and fatal shot in, however even if they were to fade (if Xo dies, imma say this right now, there’ll be a spotlight on them and they’ll start fading away into little specs and drifting into the wind) the balance of life, death, and time will not implode, there are many other gods/goddesses that will be ready to take Ark’s place even if it may be sooner than expected, there’s always a chance after all…
Also fine, yeah- Unus Annus inspired me p heavily here BUT not ENTIRELY?? I just wanted to make another god/goddess for the world, Osmundus has never met Xo despite Xo sometimes visiting other worlds/Earth, and literally meeting his husband- speaking of… Arvish? ...Xo will forever remember what he did to everyone, to all the mortals, his own people even, everyone he hurt and killed- However, Xo holds no grudges, Xo will not haunt him, besides Vark knows deep down Arvish is tormented constantly by his own head, it’s a wonder the old beast hasn’t driven himself insane with all that guilt, Xo has told him before however “You cannot change the past, what’s done is done… However… ...You can make anew for yourself, it all depends on the choices you make in the remainder of your life, so if I were you, I would make the right choices as best I could” Arvish… Took Xo’s words to heart especially, and told Xo he’d try his best.
Also one thing they have to question now… ...Why is it that the mortals want them to say “Memento Mori” so much? Granted, they DO know what it means and even the words “Unus Annus” I mean she knows what BOTH words mean but it seems to hold such value and significance to the mortals...
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oswednesday · 4 years
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despite not having much story and the booring-est gym challenge, i really liked kabu! he had a lot of character, with his pokemon team and the lil cutsceen you get with him, like when you bump into him in the coal mine and the send off and the really surprising to me battle animation after he was like extra upright serious? loved all that! i want to play off more on it, so in this nuzlocke 
hes an heir to the coal mines, like his family long time before he was born bought up them all , he like stupid wealthy but had no interest in doing anything business and coal related, but out of a mixture of both fear and respect for his family, he essentially waited for them to knock off to pursuit a career in professional pkmn battling so he started along in his 30s rather than 18 like most trainers in galar do (the trainers are all going to be at least 18 in this thing its so silly you spend a literal hour fighting preschoolers dggggf when has there Ever been that many!!) 
he sold the coal titles over to the government’s transportation sector (so like the trains)(also there are rumours going around about how kabu’s family’s company and rose’s company are connected in some way, same goes for the transportation sector, its no secret the chairman has an energy company tho its that alternative energy), so he doesnt have to bother with it, and in return they sponsor him completely, covering any needs he has so he never has to do anything but train with his pkmn
 he enjoys traveling and studying under pkmn master in other regions, because of this he has many luxury pokemon from other parts of the world! another thing that reflect his multi-regional studies is his gym quest
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( a part of me thinks a mining cart mini game would be fun and im bummed out there wasnt one in game but i think it would be more in character if there was just a no frills stair case leading further into the earth, with a trainer under kabu's tutilage standing in the way)
(ability: steam engine, moves: tar shot,high horsepower, ancient power, explosion)
(the terrain triggers the effects of its ability!)
(championship cup thingy: tar shot, ancient power, burn up, explosion) (note: the order of pkmn he sends out is in verse this time so coalsorra last! this is the one he also gigamaxes or w/e, it uses its special one for the big match!)
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( like i think kabu, opal and piers are the only characters where it makes sense that they'd have like Gym Trainers under them cause the Lore is like these are sports atheletes whose lively hoods are all wrapped up in pr with challengers threatening to take that from them like,,,why would the younger ones train anyone? like thats silly)
(ninetales has some LAME ASS abilities so kabu’s extra rare ninetales has storm drain cause wouldnt that fuck you up? like oh okay sorry ma’am wont use water gun anymore have a nice night, probs like vulpixs that live in urban areas of like unova)
(ability: storm drain, moves:spite, will-o-wisp, grudge, mystic fire)
(the cup: spite, mystic fire, grudge, fire blast)
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(in kabu's case its because thats how its done in eastern regions and its both a nod to his ethnic heritage (rather than being from another region straight up more like his moms family is, giving him more connections to the plot) and to his abroad training) 
(ability: flash fire, moves: extreme speed, flame wheel, retaliate,fire blitz)
(cup update: extreme speed, fire blitz, wild charge, double-edge)
(each gym trainer has one pkmn, each level you go down gets hotter which boosts fire moves and reduces damage to water, ice, grass and normal, something like its warm, its hot, its very hot! with very hot having a chance to inflict burn on any pkmn not part fire type)
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(after you finish up with very hot, you enter kabu's stadium, which is a platform surrounded by lava and the terrain is like steaming with coal mounds, theres a safe place for you to stand but not much protection else wise, also ive been imaging like a protective thin see through barrier around the crowd thats like protects them from the battle, sometimes it does crack and strain but its never broken before, mr mimes probs put them up)
(ability: speed boost, moves: double kick, dual chop, dynamic punch, mega kick)
(cup update: it evos into the mega form cause i prefer the design and it matches kabu’s motif! in verse i think the mega forms will be treated like rare alt forms you can get when you have pkmn with the hidden abilites so you dont need the z stone to have them and theyre perma as an evo, moves: blaze kick, sky upper cut, dual chop, brave bird)
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 (n was right)
(ability: magician, moves: future sight,howl, heat wave,wish)
(cup update: future sight, psyshock, heat wave, wish)
(cinderace is making me appreciate delphoxs design more lmao)
(note: while the rest of the order is reversed in the cup, delphox always goes second to last)
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(any pokemon that isnt fire or have levitate take damage on the terrain each turn thats equivalent to ember kinda like hail or sandstorm but for fire-type, the air being very hot also has a chance of inflicting burn, i have more nit and grit about like air and fire terrian but i think ill save it for when i get to that!)
(ability: flame body, moves: wrap, bug bite, fire fang, coil) (just like In The Game he makes this cutie extra big and uses that special attack, i keep picturing it like a bonus attack you pick when you enlarge them rather than what it actually is, im sure the hypothetical battle emulator will deal with that)
(cup update: this sweet baby goes first! moves: wrap, bug bite, lunge, fire lash)
(its also shiny! it matches kabu!)
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applekitty · 5 years
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whats the nintendlc au?
oh boy. what a question
nintendlc au was an old psmd au i had that was super duper edgy.  it was focused around dark matter as the ‘protagonist’. most things happen from their point of view. basically, nintendlc took place in 2018, wherein a dlc for psmd was released after the game was generally panned by fans for its pacing. the idea was to, all in all, make the game harder. it also supplied more content in the post game, mainly a whole bunch of new chapters and new threats (including a universal parasite, shadow pokemon, and the orb mother) the game was so hard that it was near to impossible. 
your partner, once they return from being semi-dead, had gone from semi competent to completely fucking useless because no matter what, they’d run away from enemies. it was basically just you going through dungeons with a constantly confused partner. who, by the way, if died, would mean you’d still have to go through the dungeon from the start again. so, naturally, hackers came onto the scene. and our hero is one. cyndaquil has hacked a copy of psmd to make it easier and to give them their signature fire claws ability. cyndaquil, to make the game easier, also decided to remove the partner character entirely during post game, just vanishing them from being there because Im Sure That’s A Thing You Can Do. 
in the ‘first arc’ of nintendlc, the game would have you deviate from the original game by not letting dark matter die and instead just taking them off the tree of life to live more peacefully. they’re gravely injured, so they have no choice in the matter. partner, in this case being froakie, hasn’t yet disappeared and is a general source of good for dark matter to follow. then they disappear and everything is Sad. eventually, dark matter escapes and then gets promptly noticed by the people around, including a criminal gang who quickly swipe and run off with them. oh noes! cyndaquil has to go off and retrieve them, but it’s real hard because this gang changes locations every so often! and not only that, one member from the gang that’s a zebrastrika has taken special sympathy for dark matter and decides they’re going to help dark matter in their evil scheme to unlock a Big Door which’ll allow a universal destroyer onto their planet. and guess what, dark matter succeeds! the door opens and the parasite comes out and everyone, ESPECIALLY arceus, is like ‘oh no oh fuck’. but it’s no problem for cyndaquil because cyndaquil is a hacker so they just touch the thing and it dies. which is a general trend. cyndaquil defeats zebrastrika to teach them a lesson, then takes dark matter back.
the second arc is about nuzleaf. nuzleaf was transformed from charming country dad to legit evil. which wouldn’t be so bad if i didn’t make him a super duper predatory pan man (NOT TOWARDS CHILDREN) and have him try to fuck his way to the top. bro literally tried to fuck dark matter not joking. and he was just using them so he could get the ability to petrify people, and when the jig was up he pretended he was possessed so he could get off scottfree. after the whole dark matter thing, some people’ve become thirsty for dark matter’s power for instantenously send people to fucking hell. so, he decided to become a cult leader, seducing (literally.) lugia and the bird trio in the process and turning them into shadow pokemon; pokemon with the ability to use that smoke that turns people to stone. also they’re purple. in a shocking twist, they find out where dark matter is and try to take them, but cyndaquil is ready and slices through their ranks (with dark matter with them so they dont have to go retrieve them from somewhere again) because lots of the shadow pokemon are just weak and easy to take down. eventually, cyndaquil takes down the shadow legendaries. nuzleaf tries to appeal to dark matter and says things can go back to how they were, but cyndaquil slices his ass too. the shadow pokemon stuff vanishes bc the best way to stop shadow pokemon is to beat the smoke power out of them. now no one has smoke powers. nuzleaf blames dark matter for it but no one listens to him and he just disappears.
the final arc is about orb mother. essentially, orb mother is dark matter’s mom, and wants to destroy everything that’s imperfect in the universe. imperfect planets are ones with negativity, so she created the dark matters to seek out these planets and obliterate them. however, this particular dark matter was a flawed creation because it gained the ability of independant thought, which caused it to fail a lot. eventually, dark matter found the pokemon planet, which arceus was on. arceus is a creation of the cube mother, meant to organize planets and keep them all rather nice and neat. however, this arceus tried to assault the orb mother, which meant that they’d be jailed on a planet they couldn’t escape from and had most of their powers stripped from them. so, in attempt to escape, arceus generated a huge negative signal to bring a dark matter to their planet. and they did. they just got the shitty one that cant do anything right. but, at the same time, they got lucky, because they could intimidate dark matter into doing what they want. throughout the entire two arcs, dark matter’s been trying to lay low and not be seen by arceus so that way they don’t have to follow arceus’s bidding and also get punished for their latest failure. but, well, shocker, arceus finds where dark matter is hiding and takes them, forcing cyndaquil to teleport through the 99 floor destiny tower. they get to the top and beat the shit out of arceus, who tells cyndaquil about orb mother and how they should go kill it. cyndaquil says sure and that they will. rayquaza appears at arceus’s command and brings cyndaquil into orbit, where the jump off rayquaza and into space. then they’re magically teleported to the orb mother, who is the size of galaxies. orb mother has some long sphiel about the nature of hearts and life being inherently negative but cyndaquil doesn’t give her the time of day and just kills her.
now, normally, this is where the dlc would end. but since cyndaquil hacked through the game, cyndaquil gets teleported to the anti-hacking area, which is a dark room with the screen displayed. froakie is there. froakie is basically the mouthpiece for the devs, calling cyndaquil a talentless hack (lol) for using cheats. so, froakie fights cyndaquil, forcibly makign cyndaquil helpless first, then defeating them. it then hard bricks their game, causing it not to be playable. dark matter’s also there, and froakie says goodbye to them, and that’s where the au generally ends.
i’d like to revisit it one day and straighten it out, to be quite frank, it’s really super duper edgy, that’s not even mentioning the really horrible shit i left out about nuzleaf’s backstory. shudders.
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winedwords · 7 years
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Seven| Fade |Dunne
Title: Fade
Pairing; Past Trent Seven/Reader, Pete Dunne/Reader
Words; 2457
Summary; Now all I can do is say congratulations and fade into the background.
Warnings; Mildly NSFW. ANGST. Brief description of oral sex. Unhealthy coping methods. Minimal editing, because I will die like a boss. Drabble.
 A/N: repost from the old blog
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Why was I even here?
I had been standing alone outside the church for thirty minutes, trying to collect myself.
My hands were shaking and clammy. My head was filled with ghosts of another life. It felt like there was an iceberg in my stomach, chilling me to the bone. Every part of my body felt like it was filled with slowly drying cement.
It was going to start soon.
I thought I had put this all behind me. I thought I had left the feelings for him in my early twenties. We were ancient history, better off as friends he said. And maybe we were, but my feelings had apparently never died. They only went from being a roaring bonfire to a dull ember. I was too selfish to actually let him go, accepting the friendship he had offered as a pale substitute for what I wanted.
Then that delicate cream and ivory invitation had turned up in my mail, stuffed haphazardly between a Vogue magazine and my light bill.
And now five years later…
I was woken by the warmth of the sun on my face, the smell of brewing coffee, and the feel of his mouth on my core, beard scratching at the delicate flesh of my inner thighs. My back bowed involuntarily and my hands travelled down underneath the sheets to grasp at the long hair between my thighs. He chuckled, the vibrations sending jolts of pleasure through me and my heels digging into the mattress.
“Trent…”
I was knocked out of recollections of lazy Sunday mornings past by a small silver flask being pressed into my hand.
“The ceremony starts in ten. Figured you might want some liquid courage before you go to your seat.”
God fucking bless Zack Sabre Jr.
I glanced gratefully at him as I took the flask and worked the cap off of the silver container. He looked sharp, the tailored suit of a groomsman fitting his long form perfectly. Without asking what mystery liquor was in the flask, I tilted my head back and took three hard pulls, the liquid searing my esophagus.
Whiskey.
God, I was turning into a regular American country song.
I was silent for another moment, savoring the almost unpleasant burn of the alcohol, and wiping my lipstick from the mouth of the flask.
“You’re a treasure Zack. I appreciate this.”
The lanky man’s face was soft, his eyes understanding. I frowned at the look, shaking my head. I handed him the flask back and turning on my heel.
“Don’t. Let’s just get this thing done.”
The eyes of our friends and the bride and groom’s families were like lasers as I walked in to the church. The chatter went from a dull roar to a murmur, the sound of my heels clicking against the stone floors echoing through the chapel as I took a seat in a pew towards the back. The mother of the bride had barely concealed her sneer at my appearance.
Momma Seven though… It was her eyes that were the hardest to meet. Even from my seat to the rear of the church, I could see the subtle quiver of her chin and the suspicious brightness of her eyes. She gave me a watery smile with a discreet nod and it took everything I had to force back the tears I could feel burning at the back of my eyes.
I didn’t know if I could do this.
“I’ve never seen my boy like this with anyone. You must be something special.”
I smiled, flushing from the roots of my hair to my chest. “You raised an excellent man Mrs. Seven, I’m just lucky that he chose to spend some time with me.”
The older woman leaned in close, the delicate scent of her perfume tickling my nose, her hand clasping mine.
“I look forward to the day you become my daughter.”
I was forcibly jarred from memories of the past by the music starting to announce the entrance of the bridal party.
I turned to face the bridal party a beat after everyone, the whiskey dulling my response time by just a hair. I was thankful that Zack had provided me with the whiskey before the ceremony because facing the faces of friends from both the present and the past before the love of my life’s wedding was going to be rough.
Scurll.
Nods exhanged.
Andrews.
More nodding.
Sabre.
A small smile was met with a weak one of my own.
Dunne.
A barely concealed snarl? Curious.
Bate.
His arched brows were met with a glower.
Then there he was.
Trent.
He was perfection in his tuxedo, his chest puffed out with pride as he began to walk down the aisle. The grin on his face was a mile wide and he was glowing as he looked over the gathered assembly of his family and friends. Then our eyes locked for just a second and I could feel my skin heat and the hair raise on the back of my neck before Trent continued down the aisle. It was the sight of his back to me that dispelled the warmth his look had inspired in me, leaving me cold and my stomach roiling.
“I love you (Y/N), I always will…”
The opening keys of Here Comes the Bride and we all stood. She was radiant in all white, the delicate veil pulled over her face, and my heart sunk at the stony look in her eyes as she saw me. She knew all about who I was and what I used to be. That it could have been me instead of her. That she might have been me, sitting in the pew.
And just as quick as the stoniness appeared, it disappeared. She was all grace and polish as she practically floated down the aisle, her arm hooked with that of her father.
“But I’m not in love with you anymore.”
I tuned the opening remarks of the priest out, staring unblinkingly at a spot just beyond where the bride and groom were now holding hands and staring lovingly at each other. If I were to glance to them, even for just a moment, I don’t know if I could keep it together.
“ If anyone feels this couple should not be united in Holy Matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
Tension tore through the chapel. Some people not so discreetly turned their heads in my direction and I steeled my eyes, my lips pursed. The bride herself had turned her head ever so slightly in my direction and Pete had clenched his fists, his jaw tightening.
Time slowed.
I loved Trent. I loved him like a sailor loved the sea. I loved him like the sun loved the moon and the stars loved the sky. He was lazy Sundays spent in bed wrapped around each other. He was the dark, smoky nights in a pub, hunched over a beer with our thighs brushing against each other and hands clasped tightly together.
Trent was simultaneously this wild, passionate, all consuming love and steady, soft, comforting love. I respected him like one respects a force of nature and like one respects a healer.
A small, vocal part of me wanted to object loudly and vigorously. This was the little torch I still carried for him, five years later, that wanted to rage and riot and do everything in its power to convince Trent that he was making a mistake, that we still belonged together, that I wasn’t just a friend.
He’d made his choice.
And that choice wasn’t me.
I stayed silent, my eyes firmly on my shaking hands, and just as quickly as it came, the moment passed. The priest seemed to let out a breath of relief, before continuing on.
Pete’s heated eyes didn’t move from my form, the look on his face unreadable.
I owed Zack. The whiskey had been drunk on an empty stomach and the pleasant buzz in my veins had made a ceremony that should have left me broken and sobbing pass in a blur. I was still helpless to the way my breath hitched and my body seized when the priest announced them man and wife.
“You may now kiss the bride.”
Trent, that sap, grabbed his new bride and dipped her into a deep, borderline inappropriate kiss.
He wasn’t mine anymore. He hadn’t been for a long time.
There had been a little bit of hope for that little candle I still carried for him. But now?
Trent Seven belonged to someone else.
Mamma Seven had come by the apartment I had shared with Trent before… everything fell apart.
I was just coming down the stairs, another box in my arms to load up into my little car. I’d seen her approaching and I tried to walk faster to avoid what was coming.
“(Y/N)?”
My shoulder shuddered, but I kept going.
For an older woman, she was fast and she had caught me by my elbow. I turned to look at her, my vision bleary from unshed tears.
“Oh sweetheart I am so sorry.”
It was when she wrapped me into a warm embrace that a wet sob wracked through my body.
“I told ‘im to not do it, y'know.”
I had been essentially hiding on the outskirts of the reception, sipping on my third Jack and ginger, waiting for an appropriate time to say my congratulations and goodbyes and leave. If I was going to be the most miserable person at this party, I was going to at least take advantage of the open bar. Pete, who had spoken was to my left, his expression inscrutable.
“Told him to not do what?”
I took a long pull from my drink, knowing exactly where this conversation was going to go and keeping my gaze away from his sharp face. If the younger man was going to bring up what should be ancient, buried history, I’d need something to make the dull the ache in my chest.
“I told ‘im not to send ya an invitation. Told ‘im it was fucked up.”
I snorted, shaking my head a little too long before sipping again at the near empty drink.
“We’re just friends, Peter. We’ve been just friends for a very, very long time.”
His laugh was condescending and harsh, head shaking. I glowered at him, as he took a sip of his own dark beverage. The smirk on his face made me want to hit him with something heavy.
“Yeah, darlin’ yer not foolin’ me. What ya feel towards Trent is the furthest thing from fuckin’ just friends.”
My knuckles were white from gripping the tumbler as hard as I was. I had to grit my teeth and employ every bit of willpower I had in my repertoire to keep from flinging the glass into his face. Pete’s smirk widened by just a fraction at my silence, leaning in much closer to me, his gray eyes darker than charcoal and almost predatory. Some primal portion of my psyche was very, very responsive to his body language and the way he was looking at me.
“If ya need it, ya can use me (Y/N). Ta get Trent out of your system. What he asked ya ta do was fucked and ya don’t deserve that. Ya can take it out on me. Ya might even enjoy it, I know I would.”
My cheeks filled with color at his words in a way that could be misconstrued as embarrassment or anger, but the way my thighs clenched involuntarily. I had been with other men since Trent, sure, but there was something about Pete…
“Put your money where your mouth is Peter.”
He looked triumphant as he stood, an arm proffered to me to bid our goodbyes to the bride and the groom.
I was guided by him to the table on the dais where the bride and groom were holding court over the reception with the bridal party.
“I’m gonna take off Trent. Congratulations.”
My smile was so much more confident than I actually felt, but the whiskey provided a false light to my eyes.
Trent’s face was soft and warm as he stood to hug me.
Fuck he even smelled the same as he did back then. The embrace was a long one, so much so that I could feel his bride shifting next to him.
“Thank you for coming, (Y/N). It really means a lot to me that you were here.”
I could feel my eyes going glassy and I had to blink rapidly to prevent them from filling.
“Anything for you Trent. I wish to you all the love and happiness in the world.”
His arms dropped away from around me, leaving me cold.
Pete’s jaw was tightened again, his eyes dark with something that most definitely was not the predatory lust from just moments earlier. He nodded his farewell to the bride and the groom as I spoke to the new Mrs. Seven.
“You looked beautiful. Treat him well would you?”
She nodded stiffly, her smile wooden and eyes sharp with distaste. Not that I could blame her.
Pete was practically glued to my side as we said our goodbyes to other friends. Mama Seven seized me into a firm hug and pressed a gentle kiss to my cheek.
“Take your happiness where you can find it, (Y/N). You’re allowed to be happy.”
We turned to leave.
I didn’t see the steely glare that Trent sent to Pete, who had only responded with a victorious baring of his teeth.
I didn’t see Trent’s clenched fists as I left with the younger man’s thick arm draped dangerously low across my hips. I didn’t see Mamma Seven place a hand on the newly married man’s arm, her look stern and fiery. I didn’t hear her murmured words.
“You don’t get to have that feeling anymore, Trent. You made the decision.”
I did catch Zack’s disappointed stare and sober me would spend entirely too long dissecting that look and the consequences of my decisions.
I was going to lose myself in Pete and I was going to leave Trent and everything I had ever felt for him here at the reception hall.
The cab ride back to Pete’s flat was spent in his lap, the kisses feverish and desperate, the windows fogging. The cabby had grumbled about horny kids and Pete had just barked back to “Drive, old man.” before returning his mouth to mine, a hand disappearing up the hem of my dress.
If that took just one night or multiple nights, Pete had made clear that he was game for however long I would have him.
Maybe… just maybe.
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maniactypewriter · 4 years
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The backlog Week 4 [where the hell have you been edition]
I LIVE! In all seriousness, when im at school, I don't have access to my gaming computer and my laptop doesnt have enough space free for a project like this. Anyway, I am back for the next month, so let's get to the first game(s) 
Anomaly warzone earth + Anomaly 2 playtime: 4 hours total
Im bundling these two together as they are very similar in game play. In Warzone Earth, you play as the 14th platoon deployed into the heart of the Anomaly, a giant mysterious dome that crash landed on top of Baghdad and tokyo. As the platoon leader, its your job to make sure the convoy of APCs and walking missile platforms gets through the level safely. The game refers to itself as a tower offense game. Essentially its a tower defense game, but instead of placing down towers, you are the targets that the towers are shooting at. Your vehicle team is constantly moving forward and its your job as commander to choose the right path for the vehicles to drive down and to strategically deploy the four power ups at your disposal. Your tools include a repair which heals your units, a smoke screen which makes enemies less likely to hit your units, and a decoy, which enemies will shoot at instead of your units. Usually the player is spending their time babysitting the convoy and rushing to collect more powers as they are dropped from killed enemies. Each mission has a different objective, but it usually devolves into, get to a place and kill all the towers. 
Anomaly 2 is much the same as its predecessor. Set in the far future after an alien invasion, the earth has frozen over and humanity’s numbers are dwindling. Humanity’s only hope is a single convoy on their way through a frozen america to get to New york. As this is the future, humanity's weapons have evolved as well. The standard ACP with a gatling gun on top has evolved into a car with two gatling guns. And it also turns into a walking mech flamethrowers mounted on either arm. Bad ass. The power ups have also changed a little. You have your standard repair bubble, there is a focus power up which will tell all your units to focus fire on one tower you want particularly dead and an emp type power up which will disable enemy towers for a short while. Anomaly 2 also has multiplayer, but I didn't play that as it is most likely dead at time of play. 
Antihero playtime: 70 minutes
Antihero is a competitive digital board game where each player plays as a master thief in a victorian england type setting. As the leader of a thieves guild, you have to go around a burgle the good people of “London” to fund your operations and buy pieces to put around the board. You can hire urchins to occupy specific buildings for special bonuses, hire thugs to block access to areas, and gangs to off your opponent's units and hunt down targets (as well as making a little extra dosh along the way.) this game takes advantage of being a digital board game because everything your opponent does is done mostly in secret. Obscured by the smog of war, you can not see what your opponent is doing, which could spell your doom if you aren't fast enough to look into his territory with your master thief. 
I am not great at this game. I couldn't get past the second level on easy mode that's how bad I am. However, I can see it is a fun game, and I can see how this game’s multiplayer was popular for a time. However, I dare not go there as I fear that I may be utterly stomped by a player who has had several years more practice than I have at this game.
Apotheon playtime: 4 hours
Apotheon is the story of one greek guy not named kratos going to olympus to kick the butts of all the greek gods. The most striking thing anyone playing this game will notice is the artstyle. It is drawn to resemble Greek pottery paintings. You know the kind. The ones that depict Hercules doing his trials or some other greek hero doing something impressive. Anyway, story. The earth has been screwed over by the gods because chronic rapist Zeus decided to revoke humanity’s access to the things that are necessary to life. Hera picks you as her champion then sends you to mt Olympus to gather the gifts of the gods and maybe smack some sense into her cheating husband along the way. The game play is a 2D mix of dark souls and metroidvania games that are so prevalent in the modern day. However, Apotheon came out before the current wave of soulslikes so there is some small growing pains. Combat is kinda clunky and your character can sprint at 30 miles an hour but immediately slows down to a crawl whenever he so much as touches a staircase. Combat as mentioned before is mildly clunky. It uses a physics engine to do all its swings and stabs. Heavy weapons like a club have a wide swing arc and is directed by which way you tilt the left analog stick. The Reliance on physics to get the job done can lead to some interesting results. I saw one raider in the first area get launched into space after being double teamed by me and a friendly malita man. Apotheon is an interesting game with a stunning artstyle and compelling exploration. Which in this modern age of soulslike metroidvanias, is all you really need to stand out. 
Aquaria play time: 1 hour
Speaking of metroidvanias, Aquaria. As the name suggests, the game is an underwater metroidvania mostly concerned with puzzle solving over combat. You play as Naija, a lonely fish lady who can use the power of song to do magic. As a fish lady, you can swim around the oceanic caverns with relative freedom. The game wants to be played with a mouse and keyboard, as my attempt to play it with a controller was thwarted swiftly. As is fitting for a game where the protagonist’s main power is singing, the game has a killer soundtrack. In the little bit ive heard when I was playing, it was some pretty good music. Visuals are decent. The game has a hand painted aesthetic, however some of the animations are kinda stiff and stilted. This game was originally released in 2007 after all. Small indie metroidvanias were not knocking it out of the park yet in terms of animation yet (im sure someone will correct me on that point eventually…) the small amount I played had me swimming around a claustrophobic map going around and solving puzzles that lead me to new areas and new song powers. One of the first i got was the ability to pull around large rocks. The second allowed me to transform into an old fish goddess and shoot energy missiles at hostile fish. While the game is focused on puzzles and exploration, that doesn't mean it is devoid of combat. I feel as this is the weakest part of what i played. I gave up on the game when i died to a puzzle boss who’s apparent solution didn't work. There is probably a lot I didn't see in my short time with the game. There is a whole cooking mechanic that I didn't fully grasp, as well as pets and the ability to decorate the main character’s house with special decorations you found out in the world. I may revisit this game at some later point, but for now its going back into the backlog as I search for more interesting games with less obtuse boss fights. 
Armello playtime 2 hours
Armello is yet another digital board game. Set in a fantasy version of zootopia, the king of the land has fallen ill with the Rot. and all the clans of the land have sent their strapingest of adventurers to go and try and claim the throne for themselves. This can be done in one of four ways. Having the most honour points (gained by killing other players, or completing quests), gather four spirit stones and cleansing the king of Rot, having the most Rot yourself, or just straight up murdering the king. In the few matches I have played, the easiest one to achieve is the Honour victory, although that might just be my play style. Like most board games, rounds are taken in turns. Each player has a certain amount of hexes they can move, and landing on spaces will have different effects. Most events that happened as a result of landing on a space are luck based. “Perils” have you rolling dice, quests have you selecting from a circle of icons trying to pick the one that will net you a reward, and a random spinner that could give you anything from rot to gold to teleport you to the other side of the map. Once everyone has had their turn, day turns to night and new monsters spawn on the board. When the sun rises again, the king dies a little from his fantasy aids and gives the person with the most honor points the choice between two Decrees which will most likely be terrible for everyone involved. On top of all this, players have access to a hand of three cards. Which have various effects. Proper use of your cards can lead to victory or defeat depending on who you're playing as. Armello has an online mode, but like the other online modes in this batch of games, I dare not touch for fear of getting crushed. The game also has an online store where you can buy new skins for your dice and new character packs. It's a fun little board game, but im putting it on the shelf for now because i’ve had my fill and have  no friends to play it with. 
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ladysqueakinpip · 7 years
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All the OC questions with the selkie fam, which includes the 3 bros, Irena, and Anneliese, and also the boys mom if she's developed enough
HECK Y’ALL KNOW HOW TO DELIVER
*these asks are from this post in case anyone wants to either send more or reblog the original 
unfortunately i’m going to skip their mom for now just because she’s not developed enough :’c
1. Do any of your OCs have a speech impediment?
elian: nope! but megan suggested he sound congested all the time because of the ridiculous sounds weddell seals make
abbe: none
roland: none
irena: none
anneliese: none
2. Do any of your OCs have a physical disability?
elian: already answered! 
abbe: none
roland: none; im suddenly considering giving him bad eyesight though #glasses_roland2017
irena: none
anneliese: none
3. What is your OCs favorite band if they have one? (i’m answering this assuming they have access to the broad variety of music we have) 
elian: i feel like he would like the sound of bands like fall out boy, daft punk, imagine dragons etc. but he would like the lyrics of twenty one pilots more because he relates to them the most 
abbe: bryan adams?? phil collins?? elton john?? someone like that. 
roland: i’m torn because i want roland to be an edgelord but i also want him to be a quiet shy baby so why not both? i think he would like Gorillaz. sometimes laid back and chill and other times a little edgier. also in with the type of kids i feel like he would hang out with. 
irena: something a little older from when she was a teenager. probably a female artist. why are gwen stefani or celine dion sticking out to me?
anneliese: SHE’S THE 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WHOS OBSESSED WITH BOYBANDS like one direction and 5 seconds of summer. i feel like she would also love softer female artists like regina spektor
4. Does your OC have anything they take pride in? (like an award or collection?)
elian: *vibrates excitedly* spoilers
abbe: mostly how he’s been given the ability to… move on? his mom is still trapped in their family’s past tragedies and roland and elian are dragged down with that as well, but abbe’s been the one to grow and rebuild the house and get married and now he’s gonna be a dad soon. he’s proud he’s been able to continue the legacy. 
roland: he’s really proud of the things relating to his equestrian hobbies. he’s just starting out in the horse-breeding business but he has one or two really nice mares and im sure he has another one he’s training for the royal guard. he’s also the best rider in his family because its like all he does lol. 
irena: she was able to get out from under the shadow of her mother. irena and her mom don’t really like each other and her mom was always disappointed that she decided to become a knight instead of trying to climb the social ladder. they kind of stopped talking. ironically enough, irena ended up basically being adopted into a Duke’s family and though it’s super petty and very vengeful i think irena’s also proud of how she became everything her mother wanted in her own way and without her mom’s help. she likes to think of her mom being salty and jealous. 
anneliese: her reputation! she had to essentially rebuild it from the ground up after her dad did naughty scandalous things but she’s proven herself to the people who serve her. 
5. Does your OC have a favorite film? (answering like they live in modern times)
elian: he likes superhero movies, like the marvel movies. i haven’t actually seen a lot of these so i can’t pick the one that’s his favorite but i have a feeling it’s like captain america or spiderman. he wont stop making jokes about how roland is emo peter parker. 
abbe: already answered!
roland: black beauty he strikes me as the type who would like psychological thrillers like the shining or inception. movies that have lots of deep layers and summaries you stay up late reading until you’re too scared to go to bed. 
irena: she would like things with very traditional elaborate fight scenes and dynamic relationships and cool props and swords and armor and epic battles so basically she’s a lord of the rings fan. 
anneliese: literally the only thing coming to my mind are the twilight movies. the fault in our stars. ya’know stuff like that. i think she would be a big sucker for the princess bride. 
6. How tall is your OC?
elian: 5′1″
abbe: 5′7″
roland: 5′6″
irena: 5′2″
anneliese: 5′0″
7. Does your OC have any celebrity crushes? (answering like they live in modern times) 
elian: i don’t think he really follows celebrities he cares more about the quality of the movies they make. 
abbe: maybe he had one when he was younger but now that he’s married and has a kid on the way he doesn’t have time for these kinds of trivial things he has to focus on the #wife. 
roland: the actresses who are a little older but very #classic. julie andrews. judy garland. he might also like modern stars like anne hathaway or emma stone. one of those two. 
irena: what if she was a david bowie fan i feel bad not immediately saying her husband dwayne the rock johnson
anneliese: nick jonas. justin timberlake. orlando bloom. every boy from one direction. you get my drift. 
8. Do you ship any 2 of your OCs?
elian: ANNELIESE
abbe: his beautiful loving delicate sensitive understanding wife rosalie k thanks bye
roland: his super big crush on lady jeannine harpers kills me everyday
irena: dwayne the rock johnson
anneliese: ELIAN
9. How would you describe your OCs fashion taste?
elian: bold. he likes things that make him feel adventurous like big hats with feathers or sturdy boots. he’s upper class so he’s still gotta look nice but he goes for that “i’m a rich guy who’s never been camping in my life but i went out and bought all this super nice fancy camping gear so people will think i’m professional when i’m not” look. 
abbe: very presentable, always On Point™. he’s gotta dress to impress, so all his clothes are neatly pressed and he tries not to wrinkle them up too much or get them dirty. he tends to trade in neutral colors like white and black for things a little brighter to liven up the house a bit. he’s still young. let abbe be Free™.
roland: he’s a big emo hot topic baby and the only thing he’ll wear is black.
irena: sleek shiny new armor that’s hand-crafted with details carved into the breastplate and shoulder pieces. regal deep colors and clean polished boots. 
anneliese: PINK. big poofy dresses. less of a focus on patterns and more of a focus on teeny cutesy details. 
10. Does your OC have any special talents?
elian: lmao i’ve never talk about this before but i sort of headcanon he’s alright at. fishing. it’s dangerous for him to swim and when his dad was around he was in the same situation. as selkies they still had a strong draw towards the water so instead of fishing as seals they would bond with each other by going to the shore or out on a boat and just have some quiet fishing time. :’) but anyway because of all that elian is much better at using a fishing rod than other selkies are. 
abbe: he seems like a really average family-man kinda guy so i want him to have some talent that’s just so obscure and ridiculous and totally unexpected. he can juggle with his knees. he has this 6th sense that tells him when it’s going to rain. i’m confirming all this for canon immediately. 
roland: he sort of gives me the “intellectual” kind of vibes in a good way and in a bad way. he was probably very good at school/his studies and for some reason history is really sticking out to me the most! while roland and elian don’t really get along i kinda headcanon roland had to tutor elian a lot when they were working through their school books together. 
irena: she can play an instrument, i know that much! i haven’t decided what she plays, but i’m thinking some type of fictional string instrument. she teaches elian how to play some instruments, too, because we all know that poor child is bored out of his mind. 
anneliese: she loves the whole wide world and reads a lot as a weird form of escapism? reading is her way of connecting to all the people and all the places in the world and it exercises her imagination. she’s probably a SUPER FAST reader and i bet she has a scary-big vocabulary for a girl as young as herself haha. 
11. Is your OC really bad at something?
elian: already answered!
abbe: SELF CARE abbe will work himself to the bone and push down all of his personal feelings and hurt to put his family first. i don’t think he wants to be that way but he was kind of forced into that mindset after he had to immediately step up to his dad’s position and then get married on top of that like he had so many big life-altering changes thrown at him within a years time poor boy didn’t even have time to grieve or adequately manage his emotional state. 
roland: being an individual haha. more like being openly opinionated and voicing those opinions. he “aaron burr”s the heck outta life with his “don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for” attitude. he doesn’t want to give anyone a reason to start drama with him. 
irena: already answered! 
anneliese: already answered! 
12. Does your OC have both of their parents?
abbe, roland, and elian lost their dad 3 years before the story starts. for a good time after that their mom was not…. entirely there emotionally either so abbe is basically New Dad™. 
irena: yes
anneliese: her dad is… kind of in prison?? so like he’s there but not there ya know. and who knows about her mom i’ll talk about that in the next question. anyway her aunt and uncle took her into the family and are basically her new mom and dad congrats anneliese. 
13. Does your OC know their parents?
elian: yes
abbe: yes
roland: yes
irena: yes, but she lost contact with her mother years before the story starts and she’s totally uninterested in rekindling the relationship
anneliese: she knows her dad but i haven’t fully decided who her mother is or what happened to her so for now??? my answer is who knows. 
14. Does your OC have any siblings?
abbe, roland and elian are all brothers! they don’t have any other siblings haha. 
irena: none
anneliese: none but she did have a cousin! they were really close when they were little, almost like siblings. the cousin was the old heiress to the estate but she got a bad illness or disease or something like people did back in the good ol’ days and died. now anneliese is the heiress. 
15. Do any of your OCs have pets?
elian: already answered!
abbe: none
roland: already answered!
irena: she might have a nice riding horse but other than that i doubt she has time for her own pet. 
anneliese: i haven’t thought about it but she does seem like an animal kind of girl. if she does i can see her having a super fluffy kitty. 
16. Do you have any nonhuman OCs?
17. Do you have any OCs you haven’t posted about?
18. How would you describe your OCs nature in one word?
elian: righteous 
abbe: altruistic
roland: distant
irena: meticulous
anneliese: dreamy
19. Who is your youngest OC? (i’m combining this question with the other one and just saying their ages) 
elian: 13 yrs
abbe: 21 yrs
roland: 16 yrs
irena: 33 yrs
anneliese: 12 yrs
20. Who is your oldest OC?
21. What race is your OC?
they’re all selkies!
22. Would your OC like you?
elian: he would like some things about me, then find other things completely infuriating. 
abbe: he’d probably think i was a little too casual and maybe a bit weird, but he wouldn’t hate me either! 
roland: i think we’d be cool. 
irena: we could have a couple really nice conversations. 
anneliese: she would! 
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Geminii Review + Upto 50% Discount + OTO/Upsell Info+ BEST Bonuses
Are you searching for more knowledge about Geminii? Please read through my Geminii Review before selecting it, to evaluate the weakness and strengths of it.
In this Geminii Review, I’ll cover what it is, who is it for, how much it costs, discounts, Pros & Cons, what special bonuses you’ll get and what are the upsells or OTOs, so you can make a more informed decision about purchasing it it’s right for you.
Introduction
Every marketer knows you need to create lists and promote them to make a serious revenue online.
Would you care who else knows? The companies that have the tools that you need to do it.
Autoresponders can cost you $49 to over $299 a month. Page building and hosting apps can cost well over $100 a month.
$1000 a year in fees generates a big chunk of income.
In the sector, you get a robust autoresponder designed by experts from the ground up. A powerful creator of a landing page, with templates and hosting.
Those alone are saving you $100 a month. Yet you get more.
A collection of email conversion tools to make your promo income skyrocket. And full traffic training from a 7-figure marketer, namely on how to expand your FAST lists.
This is one of those rare ‘double wins’ A program that blasts both your profits, and slashes your prices.
If something it interests to you, stick with me during this “Geminii Review” on this page today to see how it helps your business.
Geminii Review – Quick Overview
Product NameGeminiiProduct CreatorJono Armstrong & ZeeshanLaunch Date & Time2020-June-01, 09:00 AM EDTPrice Range$27.95BonusYes, HQ Best BonusesRefund 30-Day Money Back GuaranteeOfficial sitehttps://geminii.info/goProduct TypeSoftwareTrainingIncludedCustomer SupportGoodSkillsAll levelsRecommendedHighly Recommended!
What Is Called Geminii?
Geminii is a new 3-in one email marketing platform that helps anyone to profit from their email leads without any monthly subscription.
Lead Generation: Squeeze page software with stunning templates and included hosting
Email Marketing: Custom cloud-based autoresponder sends unlimited promos to unlimited subscribers
Traffic & Conversions: Powerful email conversion toolkit to skyrocket clicks plus step by step proven traffic method
You get everything, including unlimited use of the software, for a one-time fee of just $27.95, which is hundreds to thousands of real world savings on similar tools on the market every year.
Geminii is this year’s most exciting all-inclusive profit platform to come out. You’ll be able to create traffic lists on demand easier than ever before and end up enjoying ‘lazy day money’ just by pressing send.
Who Is Behind This Creation?
Geminii is created by Jono Amstrong and Zeeshan Ahmed.
When you’ve been on IM for long enough, you’ll see their names totally on several sites. Many multiple-figure launches have built the guys their fame.
Jono is a big name in online marketing. In fact, he and Brendan help many people with their co-operated products, some of which are of high quality: Equinox, Stealthd, Incognito, Aurora, Traffic Laze, The Clones, El Bandito, Bang Bang Profits, Cash Magnets, and Ignition etc. They’ve teamed up with Zeeshan in their latest launch to introduce you all to a hidden and exclusive tool that will amaze you with its important details. Move to see what they are on next part. I really appreciate Zeeshan for creating wonderful products for the marketers.
Problems of a Email Marketing Beginner
If you’ve tried or struggled to build a list, and make money from it, you know how frustrating it can be.
⇒ Learning Complex Page Builder Softwares
⇒ Paying Huge Monthly Fees For Autoresponders
⇒ Throwing Thousands Of Dollars Into Expensive Fb Traffic
⇒ Staying Up Nights Studying Email Marketing
⇒ Sending Promo Emails And Not Making A Dime
⇒ Constantly Troubleshooting When Things Break Down
It’s The Worst Feeling In The World:
⇒ You Spend Thousands On Softwares, Traffic And Training.
⇒ You Invest Months Of Time, Sacrificing Sleep & Sanity.
⇒ Then Barely Make A Sale When You Promote.
That’s What Happened To Me Early On.
Features & Benefits of Geminii
[+] Squeeze Page Software With Templates And Hosting
The powerful squeeze page creator of Geminii is converting as much of your traffic as possible into subscribers.
Customize 2 customized designs for the lead page, or make your own from scratch.
Save $100s per year, and optimize conversions for ultra-fast page loading with BUILT IN hosting.
[+] Unlimited Use AutoResponder With NO Monthly Fees
Easily send endless promo emails with geminii ‘s powerful autoresponder to unlimited subscribers.
Developed by a leading expert in autoresponder software, it is designed to optimize your delivery rates without any hassle.
Benefit from seamless integration with your geminii squeeze pages to synchronize your leads quickly into your lists.
All while saving thousands of annual fees that other autoresponders would charge.
[+] Industry-Leading Email Conversion Technologies
Using these built-in email conversion tools to unlock the highest converting marketing messages of your life.
To skyrocket your results, include countdown timers, scarcity bars and clickable buy buttons inside your e-mails.
Typically these validated methods used by top email marketers cost hundreds or more, and could be setting up technical nightmares.
They ‘re point & click easily with geminii, and cut the time it takes to write emails because they’re doing the sale for you, literally.
[+] Convert Maximum
Working together, glitch-free, every aspect of your marketing system on list.
Traffic to your landing pages is optimized with Geminii. Your landing pages are turning full traffic into subscribers.
Subscribers are added to your autoresponder which is included.
Where the conversion tools incorporated allow you to send more messages
That gets opened, clicks on it, and you get paid.
Gemini Real User Reviews & Opinions
Geminii Review – Pros and Cons
Pros:
[+] Step-by-step, No Stones Unturned Over-the-shoulder Training
[+] Customized Specifically To Explode Your List Using The Geminii Softwares
[+] Perfect For Both Complete Beginners And Experienced List Builders Looking To Scale To The Next Level
[+] Traffic On Demand, Faster And More Effective Than You’d Ever Get From Facebook
[+] Done-for-you Squeeze Pages Optimized To Explode Your List Fast
[+] Top-converting Emails That Practically Write Themselves With The Included Plug & Play Conversion Boosters
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Geminii vs Other Tools – Comparison
Compare Geminii to the rest and it’s a no-brainer. Consider the average cost of the essential tools you need to profit from list building: without geminii, you’d pay around $273 – $374 per month, plus an upfront investment in traffic training.
Geminii Review – My Final Thoughts
The money is and always will be in the list, “59% of people say marketing emails influence their purchase decisions” and “99% of consumers check their email every day”.
List marketing pays an average of $40 per $1 in for ever. With a wired slot machine, you can’t do any better. It’s the most powerful way you’ll ever find online to make money.
Since your list is your own on-demand private traffic source. And no other single medium in the world has greater scope than email: it’s used by more than half the earth.
For optimization, social media, video, messenger, SMS & push marketing combined doesn’t reach email. How did you arrive today at this page?
Potential big money or big time problems? Most people who try to create list & email marketing fail miserably, as simple as it sounds.
Because you need more than just the right parts … you need those parts to synch together perfectly.
[+] The right traffic
[+] The right landing page software
[+] The right email delivery software aka autoresponder
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For all these lists building essential elements working together, you risk constantly competing for traffic, never getting a fully competitive list, finally giving up on your online dreams.
What ‘push button profits’ actually look like if you have an ever-growing subscriber list …
And the most effective tools for promoting them … Profits will only be yours by clicking the Send button. Picture your “job” in sending one email over coffee in the morning. Then, after having enjoyed your day doing whatever you want … Going back and finding hundreds , even thousands of dollars in your account.
If that sounds amazing, then you see exactly the right deal.
Geminii OTO/Upsell/Funnel/Upgrade Details
Geminii Main Offer – FE ($27.95 Onetime)
Geminii was created to deliver immense value on the front end and will give any newbie access to the three most important tools that everyone needs when they start their online business. These three basic resources are also included in the one-time price only, which otherwise would cost you individual monthly fees.
The applications include:
(1). Easy cloud based autoresponder that allows users to continue with the highly successful business model of email marketing. Apps include uploading your customer lists via. Csv, sending out unlimited email newsletters
(2). The geminii email marketing tool box; using timers, scarcity bars to increase your click levels and buy buttons “inside” your emails
(3). Squeeze page creator with 2 customizable templates fully hosted by us with the option to download all leads generated.
Zeeshan training will show you how each app functions, and Jono will show you how all the apps fit together, and how you can start driving traffic to your pages using Bing ads.
Geminii OTO 1: Pro Version ($47 Onetime)
Unlimited all-while the FE is limited to 2 squeeze pages and only 3 email toolbox features, this upgrade gives you access to an additional 4 squeeze page templates plus all toolbox features including:
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And many more features that will increase your clicks and sales.
Geminii OTO 2: Advanced Traffic Training ($67 Onetime)
Jono will show you how to use the google display network and gmail ads to get insane traffic from adwords … It’s like getting into people’s email inboxes without even having an auto-responder.
Geminii OTO 3: DFY Campaigns ($97 Onetime)
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Geminii OTO 4: High Ticket DFY Funnel + Limitless Traffic ($197 Onetime)
Again a huge value here. By putting pixels on our sales pages for the next 365 days, users get direct access to the jonos adwords public. Not stopping there …. They also get access to the personal ads library of jonos plus access to the personal auto-webinar funnel of jonos (complete with emails, follow up emails and retargeting). Simply use the ads of jono to send the penny clicks to the jonos audience and cash in ($880 / sale).
Geminii OTO 5: Resellers License + Developers License ($197 Onetime)
Combined rights of the software developers and resell rights. Users will train their own va with developer permissions to access their software, and take responsibility for their campaigns. Buyers of this up-sell can also sell geminii as if it were their own product and take 100 percent commissions from the whole funnel with them.
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Conclusion
Although the extremely low one-time price does make this a no-brainer already. You ought to feel absolutely confident about your decision. And you get to try out Geminii for a full 30 days. Put the autoresponder through their paces, and squeeze the page creator. Use the toolkit on email conversion to boost results from any message you send. Unleash solid rock traffic using the 7-figure method proved by jono. If you do not find this to be the best list marketing system you’ve ever seen in the highly unlikely event, we insist you’ll contact us for a refund within 30 days.
If it’s a technical issue or question their friendly support team will get you up and running as quickly as possible. But if you’re not really crazy about it, then your money back. So either you love Geminii or it’s not costing you a penny. There’s no way you can lose by picking it up today.
Geminii F.A.Q.
What makes Geminii different and better than other list building softwares?
Geminii provides all the premium resources you need to build lists, and make a profit. You usually have to “Put together” various elements for other items, such as autoresponders, page builders, email software, and traffic … Which also means $100s of per month dollars. For geminii, you get full access to everything for one low price.
Will I need to download any of the softwares? Will they work on my Mac?
No and oh! All the software included is cloud-based, and there is nothing to install and operate on any operating platform. Easy & direct, right out of the box.
I’m a complete beginner. Will this work for me?
YES, all you do is clearly follow the step-by – step instructions. We have been working incredibly hard to make this the planet’s most beginner-friendly list marketing program. And if you ever have a problem there is world-class support to help.
How much time does this take?
This varies according to individual effort and previous experience. But several beta testers reported positive list building campaigns that would run within an hour of their first login. It takes about 15 minutes to send out a regular promo email from there.
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Geminii Review + Upto 50% Discount + OTO/Upsell Info+ BEST Bonuses
Are you searching for more knowledge about Geminii? Please read through my Geminii Review before selecting it, to evaluate the weakness and strengths of it.
In this Geminii Review, I’ll cover what it is, who is it for, how much it costs, discounts, Pros & Cons, what special bonuses you’ll get and what are the upsells or OTOs, so you can make a more informed decision about purchasing it it’s right for you.
Introduction
Every marketer knows you need to create lists and promote them to make a serious revenue online.
Would you care who else knows? The companies that have the tools that you need to do it.
Autoresponders can cost you $49 to over $299 a month. Page building and hosting apps can cost well over $100 a month.
$1000 a year in fees generates a big chunk of income.
In the sector, you get a robust autoresponder designed by experts from the ground up. A powerful creator of a landing page, with templates and hosting.
Those alone are saving you $100 a month. Yet you get more.
A collection of email conversion tools to make your promo income skyrocket. And full traffic training from a 7-figure marketer, namely on how to expand your FAST lists.
This is one of those rare ‘double wins’ A program that blasts both your profits, and slashes your prices.
If something it interests to you, stick with me during this “Geminii Review” on this page today to see how it helps your business.
Geminii Review – Quick Overview
Product Name Geminii Product Creator Jono Armstrong & Zeeshan Launch Date & Time 2020-June-01, 09:00 AM EDT Price Range $27.95 Bonus Yes, HQ Best Bonuses Refund  30-Day Money Back Guarantee Official site https://geminii.info/go Product Type Software Training Included Customer Support Good Skills All levels Recommended Highly Recommended!
What Is Called Geminii?
Geminii is a new 3-in one email marketing platform that helps anyone to profit from their email leads without any monthly subscription.
Lead Generation: Squeeze page software with stunning templates and included hosting
Email Marketing: Custom cloud-based autoresponder sends unlimited promos to unlimited subscribers
Traffic & Conversions: Powerful email conversion toolkit to skyrocket clicks plus step by step proven traffic method
You get everything, including unlimited use of the software, for a one-time fee of just $27.95, which is hundreds to thousands of real world savings on similar tools on the market every year.
Geminii is this year’s most exciting all-inclusive profit platform to come out. You’ll be able to create traffic lists on demand easier than ever before and end up enjoying ‘lazy day money’ just by pressing send.
Who Is Behind This Creation?
Geminii is created by Jono Amstrong and Zeeshan Ahmed.
When you’ve been on IM for long enough, you’ll see their names totally on several sites. Many multiple-figure launches have built the guys their fame.
Jono is a big name in online marketing. In fact, he and Brendan help many people with their co-operated products, some of which are of high quality: Equinox, Stealthd, Incognito, Aurora, Traffic Laze, The Clones, El Bandito, Bang Bang Profits, Cash Magnets, and Ignition etc. They’ve teamed up with Zeeshan in their latest launch to introduce you all to a hidden and exclusive tool that will amaze you with its important details. Move to see what they are on next part. I really appreciate Zeeshan for creating wonderful products for the marketers.
Problems of a Email Marketing Beginner
If you’ve tried or struggled to build a list, and make money from it, you know how frustrating it can be.
⇒ Learning Complex Page Builder Softwares
⇒ Paying Huge Monthly Fees For Autoresponders
⇒ Throwing Thousands Of Dollars Into Expensive Fb Traffic
⇒ Staying Up Nights Studying Email Marketing
⇒ Sending Promo Emails And Not Making A Dime
⇒ Constantly Troubleshooting When Things Break Down
It’s The Worst Feeling In The World:
⇒ You Spend Thousands On Softwares, Traffic And Training.
⇒ You Invest Months Of Time, Sacrificing Sleep & Sanity.
⇒ Then Barely Make A Sale When You Promote.
That’s What Happened To Me Early On.
Features & Benefits of Geminii
[+] Squeeze Page Software With Templates And Hosting
The powerful squeeze page creator of Geminii is converting as much of your traffic as possible into subscribers.
Customize 2 customized designs for the lead page, or make your own from scratch.
Save $100s per year, and optimize conversions for ultra-fast page loading with BUILT IN hosting.
[+] Unlimited Use AutoResponder With NO Monthly Fees
Easily send endless promo emails with geminii ‘s powerful autoresponder to unlimited subscribers.
Developed by a leading expert in autoresponder software, it is designed to optimize your delivery rates without any hassle.
Benefit from seamless integration with your geminii squeeze pages to synchronize your leads quickly into your lists.
All while saving thousands of annual fees that other autoresponders would charge.
[+] Industry-Leading Email Conversion Technologies
Using these built-in email conversion tools to unlock the highest converting marketing messages of your life.
To skyrocket your results, include countdown timers, scarcity bars and clickable buy buttons inside your e-mails.
Typically these validated methods used by top email marketers cost hundreds or more, and could be setting up technical nightmares.
They ‘re point & click easily with geminii, and cut the time it takes to write emails because they’re doing the sale for you, literally.
[+] Convert Maximum
Working together, glitch-free, every aspect of your marketing system on list.
Traffic to your landing pages is optimized with Geminii. Your landing pages are turning full traffic into subscribers.
Subscribers are added to your autoresponder which is included.
Where the conversion tools incorporated allow you to send more messages
That gets opened, clicks on it, and you get paid.
Gemini Real User Reviews & Opinions
Geminii Review – Pros and Cons
Pros:
[+] Step-by-step, No Stones Unturned Over-the-shoulder Training
[+] Customized Specifically To Explode Your List Using The Geminii Softwares
[+] Perfect For Both Complete Beginners And Experienced List Builders Looking To Scale To The Next Level
[+] Traffic On Demand, Faster And More Effective Than You’d Ever Get From Facebook
[+] Done-for-you Squeeze Pages Optimized To Explode Your List Fast
[+] Top-converting Emails That Practically Write Themselves With The Included Plug & Play Conversion Boosters
[+] Without Technical Hassles: The Custom Tools Inside Work Together, Right Out Of The Box
[+] Say Goodbye To Guesswork: This All-in-one Platform Systemizes Everything From Lead Generation To Email To Profit
[+] Forget Struggling For Traffic: You Get My Favorite Traffic Method For Growing Your Lists Fast, As Large As You Like!
Cons:
[+] Up to now there ate cons.
Geminii vs Other Tools – Comparison
Compare Geminii to the rest and it’s a no-brainer. Consider the average cost of the essential tools you need to profit from list building: without geminii, you’d pay around $273 – $374 per month, plus an upfront investment in traffic training.
Geminii Review – My Final Thoughts
The money is and always will be in the list, “59% of people say marketing emails influence their purchase decisions” and “99% of consumers check their email every day”.
List marketing pays an average of $40 per $1 in for ever. With a wired slot machine, you can’t do any better. It’s the most powerful way you’ll ever find online to make money.
Since your list is your own on-demand private traffic source. And no other single medium in the world has greater scope than email: it’s used by more than half the earth.
For optimization, social media, video, messenger, SMS & push marketing combined doesn’t reach email. How did you arrive today at this page?
Potential big money or big time problems? Most people who try to create list & email marketing fail miserably, as simple as it sounds.
Because you need more than just the right parts … you need those parts to synch together perfectly.
[+] The right traffic
[+] The right landing page software
[+] The right email delivery software aka autoresponder
Yet most people never know the one thing … They desperately need:
Conversion tools that convert your promo messages to cash on request.
For all these lists building essential elements working together, you risk constantly competing for traffic, never getting a fully competitive list, finally giving up on your online dreams.
What ‘push button profits’ actually look like if you have an ever-growing subscriber list …
And the most effective tools for promoting them … Profits will only be yours by clicking the Send button. Picture your “job” in sending one email over coffee in the morning. Then, after having enjoyed your day doing whatever you want … Going back and finding hundreds , even thousands of dollars in your account.
If that sounds amazing, then you see exactly the right deal.
Geminii OTO/Upsell/Funnel/Upgrade Details
Geminii Main Offer – FE ($27.95 Onetime)
Geminii was created to deliver immense value on the front end and will give any newbie access to the three most important tools that everyone needs when they start their online business. These three basic resources are also included in the one-time price only, which otherwise would cost you individual monthly fees.
The applications include:
(1). Easy cloud based autoresponder that allows users to continue with the highly successful business model of email marketing. Apps include uploading your customer lists via. Csv, sending out unlimited email newsletters
(2). The geminii email marketing tool box; using timers, scarcity bars to increase your click levels and buy buttons “inside” your emails
(3). Squeeze page creator with 2 customizable templates fully hosted by us with the option to download all leads generated.
Zeeshan training will show you how each app functions, and Jono will show you how all the apps fit together, and how you can start driving traffic to your pages using Bing ads.
Geminii OTO 1: Pro Version ($47 Onetime)
Unlimited all-while the FE is limited to 2 squeeze pages and only 3 email toolbox features, this upgrade gives you access to an additional 4 squeeze page templates plus all toolbox features including:
[+] Clickable Giff Videos Inside Your Emails [+] Personalized Images [+] Self Interacting Elements Like “yes / No” Buttons [+] User Feedback Satisfaction Buttons [+] Q&a’s [+] Polls [+] Social Media Buttons [+] Google Map Graphics
And many more features that will increase your clicks and sales.
Geminii OTO 2: Advanced Traffic Training ($67 Onetime)
Jono will show you how to use the google display network and gmail ads to get insane traffic from adwords … It’s like getting into people’s email inboxes without even having an auto-responder.
Geminii OTO 3: DFY Campaigns ($97 Onetime)
X7 “tested” high converting campaigns from jono’s series of personal campaigns that collectively made more than $50,000. These cover:
[+] Email Swipes [+] Bonus Pages + Bonuses [+] Review Videos
Geminii OTO 4: High Ticket DFY Funnel + Limitless Traffic ($197 Onetime)
Again a huge value here. By putting pixels on our sales pages for the next 365 days, users get direct access to the jonos adwords public. Not stopping there …. They also get access to the personal ads library of jonos plus access to the personal auto-webinar funnel of jonos (complete with emails, follow up emails and retargeting). Simply use the ads of jono to send the penny clicks to the jonos audience and cash in ($880 / sale).
Geminii OTO 5: Resellers License + Developers License ($197 Onetime)
Combined rights of the software developers and resell rights. Users will train their own va with developer permissions to access their software, and take responsibility for their campaigns. Buyers of this up-sell can also sell geminii as if it were their own product and take 100 percent commissions from the whole funnel with them.
Geminii Discount Details
When you scroll down to the bottom of all main upgrades, you will see this message something like “No, I don’t Want This Offer”. You have to click that link to see the Geminii’s discounted upgrade offer pages that are mentioned below.
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Handing you over a massive collection of 2500 profit-producing, click getting emails you can adapt, tweak and alter for your own email or even email follow-up sequences.
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Conclusion
Although the extremely low one-time price does make this a no-brainer already. You ought to feel absolutely confident about your decision. And you get to try out Geminii for a full 30 days. Put the autoresponder through their paces, and squeeze the page creator. Use the toolkit on email conversion to boost results from any message you send. Unleash solid rock traffic using the 7-figure method proved by jono. If you do not find this to be the best list marketing system you’ve ever seen in the highly unlikely event, we insist you’ll contact us for a refund within 30 days.
If it’s a technical issue or question their friendly support team will get you up and running as quickly as possible. But if you’re not really crazy about it, then your money back. So either you love Geminii or it’s not costing you a penny. There’s no way you can lose by picking it up today.
Geminii F.A.Q.
What makes Geminii different and better than other list building softwares?
Geminii provides all the premium resources you need to build lists, and make a profit. You usually have to “Put together” various elements for other items, such as autoresponders, page builders, email software, and traffic … Which also means $100s of per month dollars. For geminii, you get full access to everything for one low price.
Will I need to download any of the softwares? Will they work on my Mac?
No and oh! All the software included is cloud-based, and there is nothing to install and operate on any operating platform. Easy & direct, right out of the box.
I’m a complete beginner. Will this work for me?
YES, all you do is clearly follow the step-by – step instructions. We have been working incredibly hard to make this the planet’s most beginner-friendly list marketing program. And if you ever have a problem there is world-class support to help.
How much time does this take?
This varies according to individual effort and previous experience. But several beta testers reported positive list building campaigns that would run within an hour of their first login. It takes about 15 minutes to send out a regular promo email from there.
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