we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

DIGESTION : savoir faire feu de tout bois ( méthode )

NOUVEAU 👉 DIGESTION : savoir faire feu de tout bois ( méthode ), à retrouver sur @fitnessmith ( lien en bio ou dans vos mails )

Vous avez du mal à prendre du muscle ? Vous manquez d’énergie ? Peut-être est-ce dû à un problème de digestion ! Mal digérer signifie manquer d’énergie, ressentir de l’anxiété à l’idée de sortir chez des amis et ne jamais avoir un ventre totalement plat. Pour certains, cela devient un véritable enfer, même pour aller travailler, les ballonnements et les troubles digestifs créant une angoisse…

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Spidersona Crown pls

(accidentally hit unfollow when getting to the askbox)

I can't help but notice that Ody said "drink milk and die." Are me Mews and Twos lactose intolerant, like real cats?

Yeppers, like real cats the squad are all lactose intolerant! Besides the residence glitches of course!

So it’s a common insult tossed back and fourth between the kiddos! However I’m debating if Ody is or not… he may be exempt given his situation, so him and Decamark can sit in their feigned superiority of being able to digest chocolate milk lol

Lovely asker: @violetjazz25

*plops* I had yummy chicken dinner but now my stomach really hurts. Thinking it was too greasy

Oof, that sucks 🫂

Just finished correcting my students' tests from last week and now I'm looking for a bit of asbestos to ingest

TMI Tuesday: To you, what is the evilest pizza topping?

I know it's not Tuesday but also there is never a wrong time to say that olives taste like the bitterness leftover from a thousand heartbreaks and broken dreams, and anyone that would willingly consume those little green and black balls of concentrated regret has a maladjustment in their humours that could only be caused by the madness of the abyss reaching through their very soul and manifesting itself in their tastebuds.

Digestive enzymes is a good idea before indulging during Thanksgiving. You will want to prioritize these if you regularly experience indigestion, as your gut could use the extra support. Digestive enzymes can also be supplemented and taken before meals. Take care of your gut!

Crazy how every single homestuck kid and troll with the minor exclusions of June, Rose, Jane and Equius have the potential to be lactose intolerant

fruit that eats you back!

OWIEEE TUMMY HURT :(((

Asthma study dietician was like "the aim of this study is to reduce sodium intake and increase fiber intake"

And I sort of deadpanned "I don't think my body, the inventor of POTS and gastroparesis, would be very happy to hear about that" lmao

do u ever take such a massive shit that ur whole body feels hollowed out

(( Today in the redesign verse: gorgons and the persistent rumor among them that they “domesticated” the other sophonts in this setting.

Overall, the link between gut health and autoimmune disorders is a rapidly growing field of research, and it is becoming increasingly apparent that the gut microbiome could play a crucial role in managing autoimmune disorders like Lupus. While further research is needed, taking steps to improve gut health through targeted dietary and lifestyle changes could be a simple yet effective strategy for managing autoimmune disorders and reducing disease symptoms. I personally have Lupus and found out that most people with Lupus and autoimmune disorders in general cannot break down PROTEIN in our stomach and that triggers our flares caused by food. I was reading on the Mayo Clinic website that they are trying to get a medicine approved that is simply a specific type of enzyme and probiotic. Furthermore, I have used that combination for 3 months and have only had 1 flare! Before that, I was in a flare for six months because of food. This is not sponsored, but I will add the links of the two I got. I urge everyone who struggles with medicine side effects to start researching on reputable scientific journals and sites like the Mayo Clinic because Doctors WILL NOT mention anything natural that can help you. Stay Chronically bad @$$ my friends!!! ♡

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