Six of Crows AU where Jesper brings an emotional support goat over from his Fathers farm and it’s just there for the entire duology.
Just imagine Nina, Kaz, Inej and Matthias escaping from Hellgate and as they approach the boat Nina is like.
“Is that one of the escape animals?”
And Kaz just sighs in annoyance and goes “no that’s just Milo”
And Jesper is just grinning holding his goat.
Or when Inej wakes up from being stabbed and she’s with Nina and Jesper walks in and she’s just like.
“You brought the goat!?!?”
And he’s like “I thought we’d need some comforting” and hands her a goat to pet.
Poor Wylans just constantly staring at it until he finally works up the courage to be like “so what’s up with the goat?”
And Jesper who infamously can’t take anything seriously is just like “what do you mean?” Completely deadpan as though bringing a goat to a prison heist is a completely normal thing to do and it sends Wylan spiralling.
Matthais already thinks the Crows are weird and the goat is just one more thing to confirm his suspicions, but Jesper is incredibly insistent that petting a goat is the number one way to alleviate stress and he eventually gives in and pets the goat.
It bites him.
And it only gets worse after they make it out.
Kuwei just has to hear Jesper lament about all his struggles to this goat for hours. The others are already used to it, but by the time they make it back to Ketterdam he’s seriously having second thoughts about why he finds this man attractive.
And Kaz has been half contemplating murdering it since Jesper joined the Dregs and bought the Goat along with him, but unfortunately everyone’s grown strangely attached, him included.
And Kaz won’t admit it, but he did grow up on the farm and they did have animals and the goat reminds him a little of when he was a kid and times were a little bit better. So he pretends to be completely and utterly against the goat like those dads when you get a dog acting like they don’t snuggle up next to it every night and the Crows figure out pretty quickly that Kaz does in fact love this goat.
So they go to confront Van Eck and they just bring the goat, cause why not?
And obviously Wylans dad is like. What’s up with the goat. And all the present crows stare at him like he’s the crazy one for thinking there’s something wrong with the goat.
6 of Crows + Jespers emotional support goat.
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stanley and chell would be best buds to me in my heart and they must be separated because otherwise they could destroy the world together if they wanted to
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