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divineei · 6 months

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i can fix him i swear

#ei simps #bro is majestic #gyattt #night has come #kdrama #go kyung jun #kyungjun #cha woo min

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juckalope · 11 months

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eternity

#eimiko #raiden shogun #yae miko #genshin impact #inazuma #my things #im such a big ei simp gjfkgj #yae too ily #cursed relics 2021 #inktober

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tomiyeee · 1 year

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nononono why did you make this why did you combine both of my biggest hyperfixations

why did you combine rottmnt and genshin impact

i am not joking that i teared up a little just by how overwhelmed i was (but in a good way)

i dont know what to say genuinely I dont know how to react??? thank you??? your art is so beautiful??? and detailed??? you're an inspiration??? please keep making more???

i have never felt more emotions thank you

dfjklsdjfkldkfj thank you so muchhhh!!! 😭😭😭 omg this is so nice! i'm having a lot of fun with this crossover so i'm very glad it made you happy :)

i've got more planned for it, i know i at least wanna try and finish designs for the four of them and i've had donnie and leo's designs in progress for a while now (i actually started both of them before mikey's, but mike's was the first one i finalized. favorite boy privileges and all that 🧡), but i needa redesign them cuz they look like shit ;-; have a lil peek of leo's current design tho!

#also some info abt the au if you're curious: 1) they all have mondstadt visions cuz i figure splinter is from inazuma #but they were raised (and possibly born?) in mondstadt like how it is in canon (but there's no genshin equivalent of new york (yet))#2) i assume that in a world where u have literal cat people in towns and everything is a giant monster trying to kill you #turtle people are far from the strangest thing you've ever seen so no one really bats an eye at them #and 3) mikey = pyro bow; donnie = electro polearm (ei simp momence); leo = anemo sword; raph = geo catalyst :3 #rottmnt #rise genshin au #ask #rottmnt au

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sweetchildcloud · 6 months

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This are my crushes and what...does it say about me?

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definitelynotafurinasimp · 10 months

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Good afternoon. 1500 subscribers is not the limit, in any case, congratulations. Would like to make an Ei request and number 10

“Are you… flirting with me?”

Characters: Ei x gn!reader

warnings: none, just fluff

a/n: Ei is the perfect character for this prompt. She's direct while being also being almost completely oblivious, so thanks a lot for requesting her!

Also, thanks for the congratulations!

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Ei

Even Ei, a god that had little to no contact with the world for centuries and was almost completely out of touch with her subjects' lives could tell something was off with you. Most Inazumans revered her in a way that bordered on fear. Truly viewing her as their almighty god who was not to be disturbed unless absolutely necessary, the administration of her Raiden Shogun puppet not exactly doing wonders representing her real self.

And yet, you didn’t seem to care about all of that in the slightest, showing not the slightest hint of fear when talking to her while acting the same way you did around everyone else. It was refreshing, and so she quickly grew accustomed to your presence, not exactly yearning for your companionship but reveling in it. Yet, it wasn’t long until Ei was pulled to the side by Yae, her friend all too eager to give her an introductionary lecture in Human Feelings 101.

“Are you… flirting with me?”, Ei’s voice interrupted your sentence, causing you to immediately grow silent in shock, your face growing slightly pale before heating up, her eyes filled with curiosity as she slightly tilted her head, staring holes into your face.

Your behavior seemed to be an almost perfect match to what Yae had described to her and you having feelings for her would explain your excitement when talking to her. Yet, it was still her Kitsune friend, so her lying simply to exploit Ei’s inexperience for some easy amusement wasn’t entirely out of the question, which was why she decided to ask you directly, seeing little harm in it.

“W-what?”, you barely managed to stutter out, trying your best to regain your composure as your mind was filled with question after question. You faintly registered Ei’s voice, the archon going over what made her come to her conclusion, talking as if nothing noteworthy had happened, only for you to only half-heartedly listen along, her voice being drown out by your panicking inner dialogue.

Were you flirting with her? Maybe? You didn’t exactly mean to, but looking at what you said and did in retrospect made it difficult not to think that.

Did you even have feelings for her in the first place? …Who were you kidding? You couldn’t lie to yourself and pretend as if you didn’t, but you had been perfectly fine with shutting up about them and enjoying your time with Ei no matter what, even if your relationship was completely platonic.

“If those are the real nature of your feelings, then I accept”, she eventually ended her speech, causing your eyes to widen in surprise as you looked back at her, your face now completely red. Ei on the other hand, didn’t show a hint of embarrassment, each and every single of her words carefully picked, only for a worried look to suddenly find its way onto her face.

“Or was I wrong to assume that you have feelings for me?”, she asked, only to once again light up when you shook your head in response, the possibility of your voice cracking being far too high for you to dare and try to respond verbally.

When you once again looked at her face, you were greeted with a smile sweeter than any of the desert she bought for the two of you, a fond look in her eyes as she finally spoke up once again.

“I’ll be in your care then.”

#1500 simps event #ei x reader #ei x you #ei x y/n #raiden shogun x reader #raiden shogun #raiden shogun x you #raiden shogun x y/n #baal x you #baal x reader #baal #baal x y/n #genshin x reader

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kokusfluffyhair · 1 year

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He catches you reading smut (18+!)

Modern!Setting | Michikatsu x Fem!Reader | NSFW! | Minors dni!

He isn't happy when you're giving your horny attention to your phone instead of to him.

You're laying on your bed, reading some Tumblr smut about a favourite character of yours. You have some steamy music playing too, so that the mood of the fic you're reading can spread throughout the room and swallow you whole.

You're completely devoured by whatever you're reading. You have tingles all throughout your body, especially "down there". When the sensations become unbearable, you start to rub yourself there, hitting all the right spots because you know where they are and you know how to stimulate them.

You don't notice it at all when Michikatsu opens the door to your room and is standing there in the doorway, watching.

At first, Michikatsu was confused. He had only come in because he heard the music from the corridor and knew you were home. He thought that he would make his presence known and that the two of you would go do something together. When he saw you pleasuring yourself while holding your phone in one of your hands, he blinked several times, not sure what to do.

What is she doing? Is she really doing that? Should I be here? Would she mind if I watch? Am I invading her?

All of that was too much for Michikatsu. He started to sweat at his forehead, his face turning red like a tomato. But still, his legs wouldn't move. He was completely petrified, at least until his thoughts spiralled into a different realm ...

What is she looking at? Is it a picture of me? It has to be a picture of me.

He smiles. His nervousness immediately leaves his body. He stands at the doorway, chuckling under his breath, his arms folded across his chest.

But that will soon change.

Is it a picture of Yoriichi?

Michikatsu's body becomes extremely tense. His eyes open wider.

What if it isn't something about me she's looking at?

He grits his teeth and squeezes his hands into fists.

It's Yoriichi, isn't it!?

Michikatsu's worries are fully out of line. You're his girlfriend, not Yoriichi's, and he knows that. You and he moved in together several months ago. Your relationship has been progressing very well. Of course, you have small disagreements here and there, but it's completely normal. Nothing has happened that would make Michikatsu think that you didn't love him, or that you loved someone else more than him.

But still, when he gets it into his head that his brother is better than he is, he can't shake it out, no matter how unreasonable it is.

Michikatsu's fists shake a little as he holds his arms stiffly to his sides.

"Y/n!"

He doesn't yell, but he speaks very suddenly, with power in his voice. It's the type of voice he would use during his swordfighting practices.

You hear Michikatsu's voice right away. It snaps you out of your fantasy and you freeze, your wet hand still between your legs. Your face turns red. Your body feels like it's sinking into the mattress with shame. Perhaps it shouldn't be shameful, but you and Michikatsu didn't reach that level of intimacy yet. That was why you still had separate rooms.

"Y-y/n." This time, Michikatsu stutters as he speaks. He pushes more courage into his body. "What are you doing?" he asks awkwardly.

You take a deep breath. You set your phone down on your bed and sit up. You're facing the wall of your room right now so you have to turn around to face Michikatsu. When you see him, your nerves settle down. He's very flustered. Some of the hair on his long bangs is sticking to his flushed face. His Adam's apple bobs as he swallows when looking at you, your hand still between your legs.

"I --" you begin. You look down to your lap and take your hand out of between your legs. You had on shorts, but your hand still got a little wet from it all. You look back to Michikatsu, who is staring at your hand. "I'll wash my hands," you say and get up from the bed.

Michikatsu is blocking the door and won't move. "No."

You're shocked at his answer. "What? Why?"

He comes over to you. His steps are awkward because his body is so tense and he's terribly embarrassed. His shoulders rise and fall with his quick breaths.

"Michikatsu ...?" you ask as his form towers over you.

"What was on the phone?" he asks.

"What?"

"What was on the phone?"

"Nothing!"

"Was it a picture of Yoriichi?"

"What the hell!?" You raise your voice.

Michikatsu freezes, startled.

"Why would I be -- you know -- to a picture of Yoriichi?" It kind of offends you that he'd think such a thing.

Michikatsu says nothing.

"If you need to be so nosy, it was a smutty fanfic about [character's name] from [series name]! Happy?"

"So ... you prefer him over me ...?"

"What?" You're set aback by his response. "He's a fictional character, Michikatsu!"

"Then why ..." He takes the hand that was between your legs. "If you're craving something ..." He brings it to his face and sniffs it. "Don't you ask me ...?"

Your mouth drops open as you watch him sniff your hand. "You said you weren't ready."

"I'm ready now." He eyes you with determination. "I'll show you that I'm better than whoever that was you were reading about.

He talks big, but since it's your first time together, he's nervous. His actions don't show it, though. He confidently pulls down your shorts and your underwear while your hands grab at his waistband and pull his down, too. Once your lower halves are both bare, Michikatsu pins you down to the bed. It's only then, when you get a good view of his face, that you see just how much he is blushing and sweating.

And damn, it turns you on.

You pull at his hair, smirking. "Come on, what are you waiting for --?"

Your words are cut off when Michikatsu presses his lips against yours and sticks his tongue in your mouth. While your suck at each other's mouths, Michikatsu makes his way into your opening with his flesh sword. Your hands slide from his hair down his body until you hold him at his hips, helping him to come inside.

That feeling alone makes Michikatsu moan in your mouth. You were so wet from when you were reading the smut that there wasn't the slightest friction as he entered. Once he was in as far as he could go, your walls clamped tightly around him, ready to milk him for all he had.

The sensation forces Michikatsu to break from the kiss to catch his breath. You needed to do the same, so it was the perfect timing for the both of you. Your fingers dig into his hips as you guide him into momentum. As you look up at him with his flushed face and dishevelled hair, you only get wetter and tighter.

Michikatsu moans. "Ah, you want me this much ..."

"I do ... give me everything, Michi ... show me that you're the best ... prove it to me!"

A spark lights up in Michikatsu's eyes. His movements slow down and he leans into your face to give you a tender kiss. When your lips part, he smiles and says, "If you want me to stop, say so and I will."

You smile back at him. "You won't need to do that." Your hands move down from his hips towards his ass and you push him even further into you. You feel a softness in your chest because he cares so much for you and would never want you to feel uncomfortable or unsafe.

Just that alone is about to make you cum but you don't yet.

Michikatsu kisses you again, and then, as if something switched on inside of him, his movements increasingly get faster and harder. Your fingers dig into his ass as you hold onto him. With every thrust, Michikatsu grunts. His hair is falling in your face and the sweat from his forehead is rolling down to his chin and dripping onto you. It only makes the experience more pleasurable.

"Show me that you're better than [character name], Michi!" you exclaim. "Show me! Prove it to me!"

Michikatsu screams as if he was in the middle of a swordfighting duel (you know, with the sword he's using) and thrusts harder into you. Your walls flutter around his length, making it feel like electricity was starting to shoot throughout your body.

"Michi! Michi, I -- I think I'm gonna --!"

"Me too!" he grunts through his panting breaths. "Y/n, should I pull out?"

"Yeah!" You don't want to be risky and besides, you kind of want to see it when it comes out.

Michikatsu pulls out and sits by your legs. As soon as he's seated, a string of his warm, white release shoots out from him, making a mess all over the two of you and your bed. Michikatsu's eyes widen in embarrassment, but when he looks over to you and sees you smile, still experiencing your own orgasm, he calms down immediately.

"We should clean up," he says. He lays down next to you and wraps his arms around you. He lovingly holds you against his body as you puff out hot breaths against his neck. Michikatsu chuckles a little and plants a kiss in your hair. "Y/n ... was it good?"

"It was the best," you sigh and hug him.

"Was it better than ... [character name] ...?" he asks and snickers.

You laugh. "If you don't believe me, then ..." You look at him and start twirling some of his hair around your finger. "Let's do another round."

Michikatsu leant to your face and gave you a long kiss on the lips. That meant "yes", at least after he gives you some aftercare from the first round.

#kokushibou x reader #michikatsu tsugikuni #michikatsu x reader #michikatsu x y/n #kokushibou x y/n #kokushibou x you #kokushibou smut #michikatsu x you #michikatsu smut #i'm going to hell for simping for a 6 eyed demon #michikatsu >>> yoriichi

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tojisun · 1 year

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toji is so “stop looking at me with those eyes” every time you’re looking at him through your lashes

#it’s usually early morning too so youre just bleary eyed but hes a simp so hes like ‘stop 😫’#luv him #toji fushiguro #sun rambles

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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G.I Incorrect Quotes#17 Hit them where it HURTS-

After The Electro Archon Quest, Where Ei is Defeated for good

Ei*At Lumine, You & Paimon* The fact that you defeated me doesn't make you right

Lumine: But it does make you alive

Yae: And I'm grateful for that, I'm sorry, for her childish behavior~

Y/n: Well, I'm sorry she's conventionally pretty, A "God", and you plus others enable her and will probably get no more than a slap on the wrist from all this damage and generational trauma she cultivated from your lack of work of interfering all these years*Looks at the two with a deadpan look*

Yae:...First of all, Y/n, I like you. And who knows what the future may bring, but I have a good feeling about all of you three!*Coughs into fist avoiding your gaze with a smile*

Ei:...

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x gn reader #genshin lumine #genshin paimon #genshin yae miko #genshin ei #genshin raiden shogun #genshin inazuma #HARD STARE #genshin impact incorrect quotes #genshin in the nutshell #genshin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #not the other archons goin “I-...oop”#we aint no simps in this house

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dabislittlemouse · 3 months

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🗣️“the only blue eyed white haired king out there is satoru goj-” to me is TOUYA TODOROKI, and I rest my case bitch

#no hate to gojo whatsoever but these people are mad insufferable #i cant even compliment my man without these simps going in like ‘gOjO dOeS iT bEtTer’#at least dabi is still alive 🤡#gojo isnt the only white haired blue eyed character in anime oh yeahh shocking right?

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divineei · 6 months

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if evil why hot

#ei simps #i am ABSOLUTELY taking a puff idc #WOOF WOOF #GYAATTT #HE FINE AF HELP #in going insane #feral even #night has come #night has come kdrama #go kyung jun #cha woo min #ko kyung jun

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dario-el-estupido · 6 months

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Just finished Blue Eyed Samurai, and I gotta say.

Mikio's a pu$$y for running away like that but are people so high on simp gas that they actually want Mizu to beat them up with a murderous look in her eyes? Ok then.

#blue eye samurai #mizu #Mizu bes #mikio #mikio blue eyed samurai #he fumbled but come on #stop the simp gas it's bad for you

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milkbreadtoast · 5 months

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O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!

#save me dunmeshi yuri and yaoi...#(the white women and kabru & that one eyed elf guy who always looks like hes having the worst time of his life-#cant wait to get to kabru i love his design sm hes so cute....#also very dismayed to find that i lowkey find laios(laius?) attractive... lowkey...#I BLAME MILK COOKIE.... ITS ALL BC OF MILKCOOKIE... I DIDNT CARE ABT HIMBOS BEFORE. DAMMIT #being attracted to (white)men is so embarrassing #he has a similar body type to milk + his face too... the droopy eyes...#and his personality is similar too..... except instead of dark choco cookie he fixates on eating monsters <3 #honestly love that its so cute..#FARLYN IS SO FINE THO HIII🥰... UNNI- *gets bonked w a hammer*#both siblings remind me of milk cookie tbh.... laius for what i mentioned and farlyn w her rosy cheeks...#milk cookie is like if u combined them...#also senshi is so instantly likeable...#THE FOOD MADE ME HUNGRY AFFFF LIKE I WAS DROOLING #i want to draw milk cookie again....#ok i swear im not gonna simp for laius tho. hes just some guy (i do think his chara is v endearing so far)#IM JUST ADMITTING HES CUTE BC... I SWEAR I WOULDVE NEVER THOUGJT THIS BEFORE...#LIKE HES NOT MY TYPE... BEFORE THAT DAMNED COOKIE......DAMN IT #its ok theyre fictional men tho <3

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gallawitchxx · 1 year

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🔮💨 crystal ball weed bong mickey 🔮💨

part 7 for @galladrabbles "i'd rather have you, cursed or not" by @chicanomick

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“What’s what feel like?” Mickey asks, still dazed.

“You know… seeing shit.”

Oh. That.

Mickey mulls it over. He could tell him what it doesn’t feel like — a fucking gift. Or whatever people call bullshit abilities like getting so blitzed that you catch sight of what’s still to come. It’s a burden. A plight. If it didn’t make him cash money, he’d honestly consider going off weed altogether. Simply stick to the sauce.

But then again, he wouldn’t have Gallagher in his house, looking at him like he’s gonna say something stupid like, I’d rather have you, cursed or not.

#i really liked this prompt!#it made me think about how mickey feels about his whole business & honestly it sounds like a nightmare #lolol #LET THE MAN GET HIGH IN PEACE #also ian gallagher is a simp in every universe #The End #crystal ball weed bong mickey ily #bright eyed bootlicker ian you are so precious #shameless #galladrabbles #ian x mickey #bee writes 🐝 ✍🏼

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definitelynotafurinasimp · 1 year

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Raiden Ei or The Shogun, or maybe both :3 with prompt 10 for the srping event

“I like the way your hand fits in mine”

characters: Ei x gn!reader

warnings: none

a/n: I decided to finally write something for my spring event. Sorry it took me so long, but school and Star rail made me forget genshin for a while.

Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Ei

There were many things about Inazuma’s archon you failed to understand no matter how much you thought about it. How readily she gave up any quarrel the two of you had once you brought sweets into the conversation, how she decided when to relinquish control over her body and let the shogun take over and why she liked holding your hand as much as she did.

Admittedly, there were more important questions one might have about the Archon of Inazuma, but you were never one to care about the details of gouvernance or other… important stuff.

You had long forgotten how long you were sitting next to the Raiden Shogun, trying to make time pass as quickly as you could while she was filling out papers with one hand, while holding your hand in the other, not letting you go no matter what. The more realistic part of your brain told you you were here for only about 10 to 15 minutes, although you couldn’t help but feel like you had been sitting still for centuries.

While the Raiden Shogun was nice to you, at least as nice as a puppet designed to strictly follow orders, her conversational skills were… rather lacking, something that made you miss Ei even more while she was gone.

“Hey Raiden, do you-”, you began talking, only to be immediately cut off by the Shogun.

“Raiden Shogun.”

“Exactly, Raiden Shogun”, you corrected yourself with a nod, trying your hardest to contain the sigh threatening to come out of your mouth. “Anyway, do you know when Ei comes back?”, you asked with a smile, causing the puppet to shake her head without looking away from the papers. “Such a shame, I wanted to go visit the new sweets shop with her today, I hope it doesn’t close soon”, you muttered to yourself, just loud enough for them to understand your words.

Just as the words left your mouth, the other person's head turned towards you, an excited smile signaling that Raiden Shogun was no longer there, although her grip on your hand didn’t weaken in the slightest.

“Work can wait for a bit, why didn’t you say anything sooner?”, she asked before quickly putting away her pencil and standing up from her seat, ready to leave as soon as possible.

As you tried to signal the direction the stall was in however, you got a quick reminder that your prominent hand was still occupied, causing you to stare at it for a small moment as an “important” question crossed your mind.

“Why do you like holding my hand this much?”, you asked while looking back up at her, only for Ei to answer without any hesitation.

“I like the way your hand fits in mine”, while you could have asked for more clarification it was clear to you that this was all the answers you’d get from her, especially when her mind was preoccupied with something else.

Almost instantly, she started moving again, dragging you along with her as quickly as she could without looking undignified, making it seem as if you had never asked a question in the first place.

#ei x reader #ei x you #ei x y/n #raiden shogun x y/n #raiden shogun x you #raiden shogun x reader #just a simp's spring event

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eitherain · 1 year

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Ramattra Quick sketch! (Lineart under cut)

#Ei's art🌫️#Ei Simp🌫️#Ramattra #overwatch #overwatch 2 #I love drawing him :D

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areesvt · 2 years

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this is what he was thinking here so yeah… *put this in your hand*

#I need to stop projecting into jj..#idk about you guys but I think jj is lowkey a simp #I covered kiara’s face by accident #Sorry kiara #jjpope #obx netflix #jj x pope #mayward #pope hayward #obx3 #jj maybank #obx jj #obx season 3 #outer banks #incorrect obx quotes #Does he look teary eyed to you? because he look teary eyed to me

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